Curb Your Enthusiasm: Yo-Yo
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- Опубликовано: 8 фев 2020
- From Season 10, Episode 4 - You're Not Going to Get Me to Say Anything Bad About Mickey
Aired on HBO: 2020.02.09
Larry finds out that the woman he just invited to Cabo used to be heavy. Too late to back out, LD consults the only man with extensive knowledge of dating big girls... Leon.
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“If that pilot needs my weight to fly that plane, he needs another fucking plane.” 😂
Brilliant line
'she ate this big dessert'
Oh well if that's big then I'm screwed
big to a stick insect like larry, small to fat bastards used to having large servings of everything.
Lmfaooo “are you gaining? are you gaining?”
Ya won’t get no better waiter in a sushi joint than me. Thanks Larry!
That must have been an amazing experience!
Is that you for real? :O
@@the1inAmillionSPERM Seems like it
sure, be humble about it.
You look different. Are you gaining weight?
Leon was still gonna eat it! 😂 He was just mad that he needed to use a spoon. 😂
One less thing to wash. 😂
That added angry one-liner is what makes him such a terrific actor and character. :D
Ah, Larry taking 'measures', how fucking long overdue is that.
@@ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293 I bet it was ad-libbed, too...JB is King, man. F***in' King.
Reminds me of Joey from Freinds or Homer Simpson, nothing can deter them from their quest to consume food.
1:45 The way he says oh my god to her face 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Only a true friend could do what Larry did to Leon's food. 😆
If Larry did that to me, he'd be a _former_ friend.
@@Milesco
Bullshit, you'd go get your ass a spoon and eat in shame just like Leon.
How many friends you have with a mansion and almost limitless money.
Youd let your friend f*ck up your food? Food's sacred
@@gabrielcastejon7914 Rich friend with limitless money that lets you live in a gigantic mansion for free. I think that's worth more than food
@@gabrielcastejon7914 Food's not sacred, you just want reasons to kill your pals
Larry refusing the free dessert right after seeing her vacation pictures lmfaooooo this show... just incredible xD
Leon has been lampin' for free at Larry's crib for years.
Its so fun watching Curb in 3 minutes segments.
I know Leon has been on for 5 seasons now but it's just so funny how Larry just accepts that he is probably stuck with Leon for life. I wouldn't mind he has a great perspective. Bj smooth is always funny.
Why you fuckin up his name tho
@@seanmatthewking lmao right
*Bj smooth*
I didn't think he was 56 yr old, just googled him. Looks younger. Same birthday as me, dec 18th. Love leon, always says something funny.
Smooth BJ
JB Smooth is just one of the funniest people on the planet. Everything is so effortless for him.
Smoove!!!
I can't stop looking at Larry's clean bald head..... The lighting on it is just..... Perfect....
Continuity Error (rare) 2:25 Larry pulls lens cloth from plastic and places the plastic on table twice.
jesus christ your right
Good catch!
Wow what a shitty show
@@GS-kj6ur I don't think you should rate the entirety of the show just based off of one scene transition error.
@@originalJoeKing it was a joke
Leon is Black Kramer
All Kramer ever wanted was the n word pass.
The sentence is like an oxymoron.
just messing around guys I love Cosmo.
Kinda true except better. The eyes too
Not at all, Kramer was funny.
@@richardmayora1289 Kramer is a corny racist
What I love most about Larry David is his complete lack of shame. The man has absolutely NONE. LOL!!!!
The cut from the sushi deserts to Leon's peanut butter jelly banana crackers is hilarious
I was wondering why he was making pancake sushi. I thought they were mini pancakes.
“I don’t know if you’re yoing up or yoing down. But you’re definitely yoing”.
"Oh my god" he says and just staring at her eating dessert 😂😂😂
“Are you gaining?” Perfectly reasonable question
on a first date no less
👍 gaining?
"Now I gotta eat my sh*t with a spoon" 😂
"Now I'm gonna eat my shit with a spooon" lmao
“Haha yeah! Look at that shit” lol it’s just a lense cleaner
It’s a problem resolved.
Larry and Leon are both psychotic. And if they weren’t the show wouldn’t be funny. Pure genius.
What kind of fucking comment is this? Am I missing like a heavy layer of irony? Cuz it wouldn't be subtle irony if there is any
That's like saying if you didn't comment the internet wouldn't be full of idiots.
I was dying hearing this. I'm a yo-yo. Thanks Larry for giving me this lol.
PRO TIP for you yo-yos, out there: NEVER buy pants that are too large, because they won't be (you'll grow to fit them). Stick to your pant size that fits, when you're skinny and it'll prevent you from eating too much. Obviously, don't ever wear anything with a stretchy waist, either... for the same damn reason.
Also, weigh yourself every morning and write it down. You want that number on your mind, 24/7. Keep a log book, LOL.
"nothing more boring than that".....yep, that's Larry.
Leon is always so goddamn funny
I love LDs commentary looking at those first two pics
looooool I was waiting for Leon to give it a name
"I dont give my weight or my fucking height. Thats called a god damn description of a motherfucka." - Leon
Megan still has it
Leon is such a stylish dresser!😂
Larry David is the best comedy writer ever, period!!
I agree. But Tina Fey has a few good ones too. 😁
Larry looks like a mad scientist. Shouldnt really b judging
@Will H you can lose weight. U cant fix that mug lol
Lmaoo
I love how Leon is like a therapist for Larry.
😂😂 the spoon line haha
Larry is the OLD version of Jerry Seinfeld. Recall how always looked for a way to blow up every relationship.
george
“It’s like she ate herself!” 🤣🤣
Leon is a national treasure!
“Fuck you, Larry” 😤🤣🤣🤣
How the hell does Larry, a bald 70 year with the personal manners of a brick, keep effortlessly dating these girls? It's almost inspiring...
Eh..he’s worth about £750 million ..😁😁
Above
Big wallet
Fictional show
$$$
@@paulritchie5868 he's got good social skills though, that really helps, apparently
JB is such a nice contrast in characters.
I love how Leon is still going to eat that
Try to quit watching these clips, but the thumbnails get me every time.
Larry is the funniest comedian on the planet to me 🤣🤣🤣
You gotta take her yo yo ass to Mexico! Epic
She was so hot in Grounded for Life too.
Correct
Beautiful actress and a good person
You gotta love no filter Larry.
Larry having hair one year and the next. 😂😂
He’s a Genius.
If that pilot needs my weight to fly, he needs a new plane.
NOW I GOTTA EAT MYSHIT WITH A SPOON!
Leon is a genius. 😂😂
Keep posting broheim
“Fuck you Larry, now I gotta eat this shit with a spoon!”
The show is still great
We all need a Leon in our life.
"Now I gotta eat this shit with a spoon!" Lololol!!!!!
"Paddle boarding... yeah.... nothing more boring than that...."
Lol
I need a friend like Leon. Think every1 needs a friend like Leon. He woda saved my ass huge in past
It’s like she ate herself 🤣
I can totally relate... Been in that position before and well yeah... I had to end it
Lucky. If you hadn't of ended it, you wouldn't of been able to be with your partner now.
Larry and his hang-ups.😅
The best he let go.... wow. She's amazing.
The fact that it doesn't even cross Leon's mind to throw it away or make new PB&J pancakes is so fucking funny.
It's like she ate herself... Hahahaha how do you come up with that...
Genio!!!!!!
Larry's, date is The Mom from Grounded for Life
I find it fascinating how I feel like time passes me quicker every year and there are persons that say an event is a long time ago if it happened a year and a half ago.
I can’t like your comment enough, Robert-same thing with me. I literally had an argument the other day about whether five years is a long time ago.
@@PDippy7720 Well, it depends on the context. If you're getting audited and they audited you 5 years ago... "WTF!?! They JUST audited me!"
On the other hand, if the last time you went on a date was 5 years ago, that was a LONG #($*)_@ time ago.
3:04 That's some funny shit lol
1:47 That stare.
LOL, he makes me laugh more than Larry.
I don't know how much Larry David'sTV plots are true to Larry David's real life, but there's some sort of parallel with Kramer having full access to all of the possessions and food of the Jerry Seinfeld character on the "Seinfeld" show and Leon having full access to all of the possessions and food of the Larry David character on the "Curb Your Enthusiasm" show.
Is it just an easy character to write or is the real LD a person with unassuming generosity? I'm not sure of what is known about the particulars of Larry David's personal life except for what show biz say about his personality, but nothing about his living arrangement. I just enjoy his shows and I only casually wonder about his real life.
damn, that green tea ice cream looked delicious. dated a girl who went on binge diets a couple times, strange thing was she didn't need to, she was already gorgeous and had a killer body. she wasn't anorexic or anything , she just got caught up in the "perfect look" crap.
Mine quit hers right before we started dating then got fat
@@jonmann4980 I'm sorry for your loss. Everyone please a moment of silence for this brave man.
What’s the girl number. Looking for the perfect look crap
@@jonmann4980 More cushion for the pushin
Lol. We are all yo yo!
"Paddleboard, there's nothing more boring than that" -Larry David
Just when you think you've seen Larry at his smallest......
Leon is the best
Just listen to Leon in the back 😭, wow man.... Fuck 😂
LD It's like she ate herself lol 😆 😂 🤣
Leon making jelly and banana h'orderves :)
There’s a Larry in hilarious.
Leon always moochin
I forget if there is a yo-yo ma reference in this episode. I thought I remembered one, but I may be conflating it with the yo-yo ma reference from Frasier.
There is.
1:41 the way she looks and at the ice cream after she chomps on it is just about the most adorable thing i've ever seen
all signs point to her yo-ing up lol!!
1:49 oh my god 😂
So I've only watched the clips, now I get why Larry keeps eyeing her down as she eats the M&M's on the airplane lmao
Then she tore right into the mini bar at the resort.
I love Leon
She is really cute.
Wtf she is gross and unlikeable.
@@TheHumanGibbon It's subjective.
Would smash 👍
@@TheHumanGibbon shes georgeous, only thing that kept grounded for life on air
I know, I think she's the cutest of Larry's flings.
She's still hot damn
Haaa! funnnnnyy
Megan Price is hawt.
And only in larry's dreams!
She was hot in the Ranch ( until she became a junkie... )
Teri Polo's hawter
"Paddle-boarding, Yeah... Nothing more boring than that..." Larry absolutely does not give a fuck xD
Lmao wtf Larry
The only dessert Larry eats are the black licorice from Bavaria
Thanks for the goulash, Mickey
“Are we on a first date or ....?”
"yea, paddle boarding... What could be more boring"
Larry really shouldn't be too picky lmao
He should have just had people write it down on the piece of paper in random places when they were all in one spot or something.
Ya know who else is a yo-yo? Yo Mama.
Joseph Youdontneedtoknowmylastnameski 😂😂😂😂🤣
Gottem
Yo-Yo Ma.
"she ate this big dessert" it was 5 bites