+xXP1LLZxX I highly doubt this video is meant to be taken seriously. Do you honestly think that Kali eats like that everyday to maintain his muscle mass.
He makes this look so good, and I’ve made it like twice and each time it’s disgusting lol but I keep making it bc he makes it look good, hoping it’ll taste better each time
Try this recipe. 1. Hot Cheetos (Xxtra hot preferred) 2. Chetto puffs (cheesy) 3. Top ramen packet (Chicken, Shrimp, beef flavor) - I always use chicken. 4. Slim Jim’s 5. Whole Kosher pickles 6. Pork cracklings or Pork skin (spicy flavored) Steps: Pre: have water boiling before starting 1. Smash top ramen packet until it’s all broken, open the bag and remove the seasoning. 2. Add the ramen into an empty bag (make sure there’s no holes) and then pour packet seasoning in it as well. 3. Crush all chips I listed in ingredients and add that to the bag as well. 4. Cut up the slim Jim’s into little pieces and the kosher pickles as well then add that to the bag as well. 5. Add liquid from pickle jar to the bag, just a little. 6. Mix everything up and then add the boiling or very hot water to the bag. This step is crucial because you can ruin your spread. Add about a half cup first and then start mixing the ingredients. Make sure everything’s wet but not too soaked. Then just keep adding a little bit of water at a time and mix until it’s at a texture you like. Hope you like it bro!
@@Mooshoo23 Bro thanks making an effort in writing all this recipe. Problem is that i am not from US. an i am unfamiliar with most of the brands that you listed. I'll probably have to look for alternatives
wоrkеd fоr mе! I wоrkеd just likе I thоught it wоuld. It wаs еаsу еnоugh аnd I just wаnt оthеrs tо knоw whеn sоmеthing wоrks. Cheсk оut it оn this blоg twitter.com/58a1aa9d6b4579bed/status/788632172043366400 Cооking А High Cаlоriе Mеeеeаl w Каli Мusсlе
Sodium is not the real problem. it's the lack of potassium in modern diet that is causing high blood pressure. For every sodium intake one should take four potassium. Pre-modern diet had up to 12000 mg of sodium per day while in today's diet people barely get the minimum recommended 4000 mg. magnesium is another mineral that's lacking and is needed to keep normal bp
Dude ik this sounds weird but im lactose intolerant and i cant have to much mayo earthier im not sure why🤔 the doc said it shouldn't bother me but it dose so idk
I gotta say This is still one of my favorite Kali Muscle videos. I never saw how my brother did it when he was in prison- so when I watch this video it reminds me of him. In addition, seeing the work that Kali Muscle does today reminds me of my brother; they both had a rough life, and today do honest work. Seeing your content inspires me, and is also comforting because it lets me believe that what you do or have done past or present was all for the sake of progress. Thank You Kali Muscle
+Evander Smart I got to thinking about this meal. Just skip the RAMEN, SKIP THE TUNA, and just eat a whole freaking bottle of MAYO. There's yours 10,000 calorie but chances are you won't live long. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I made that exact version and had me farting at work constantly and people would be like "Did you smell that?" and I'd be like "yeah, it was the ICU patient 5 doors from here."
Yes he ate it and already shit it out. Imagine the guy in the next cell smellin that bowel movement. People probably call 911 eeerrr time Kali takes a shit.
Bro it’s gotta be the nastiest most smelliest dookie ever known to man 😂 mustard and horse relish sodium filled shit just marinating in the toilet 🤢 would hate to be his cell mate while he’s pinching that off. 💩
This guy is what everyone thinks their cellmate will be in prisons.
This needs more likes lmfao
Is that betty white dappin
It’s also the designated guy who fucks dude that drops the soap
It happens
Protein drink farts are the worst
I was making this at home and some guy broke in, shanked me and stole it.
😂😂😂
HAHAHA
Peter Piper 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Shanked you🤣🤣
Yoowww 😂😂😂😂😂
6 years later this is still fucking gold
we back ay lmao
Facts I seen this years ago on my old old account
I remember watching this when I was like 11 lmao
Lmao!!!
Yeah, but he has cut about a 100lbs since this video..
The irony of his message then vs now. Today he's eating Almonds and Asparagus😂.
This type of content doesn’t make money on yt now
Lool sodium conscious
He did a whole response video to his own video explaining how he was wrong
Facts he almost died
@@RoseBarber-uf4bf from salt or from his peds
This dude look like a gears of war character lmao 😆
I'm fuckin dead😄😄 gears of war lookin ass foreal
😭😭😭😭
Oh my gosh, you are right!
Yeah man I agree
If gears of war ever make a movie they better cast him
This is the longest tutorial to cooking noodles I've ever seen.
And di noddle is already cold before he will eat dem all😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂
Lol 🤣
Lolol
Lmao righhhtt
Yahahahahahahaha...
"Sir, Alcatraz is closing now and your tour ended 5 hours ago."
David James 💀💀
I’m dead
(X
David James lmboooooooo 💀💀💀
Kali: SODIUM!!!
8 years later this video never fails to bring me back to it
I’m back too. This is goated sh*t
same, random thought popped in my head making me think of it. Had to come watch
@@RamMan2016
🤣🤣
I did aswell bruv, believe it or not.
Cracks me up in this vid.... .
First person i ever see do a muscle up.
Ong
It’s crazy Kali looked like this and now he’s a whole new man and even different attitude. Crazy what drugs will do to you
“For all you runway models stick to your Almonds and asparagus with a side of celery” 😂😂😂
That shit had me dead 😂😂😂
Me too 😅😅😅
i love food so even that sounds good too me 😂
He said omlets
Take baby bites
PRISON GUARD: Kali it's time to wrap up, its light out.
KALI: what?
PRISON GUARD: take your time sir , i apologize
😂🤣🤣🤣
Real shit though no one fucking with kali he just to big dog
🤣🤣🤣
😂
😂
i did this but instead of getting muscle i got diabetes
+Zaraki Grimes loool
L
lol
+Zaraki Grimes diabetes? daum
+Zaraki Grimes You made me laugh out loud just now haha
“B**** n**** u ain’t gone never get swole” 😂😂😂😂😂
@@hotboiikb da funniest part 😅😅😅
Fav part
😀🤣🤣🤣💪🏾💪🏾
But...but...chicken breast...and asparragus...
This guy is so strong he picked up his jail cell and put it in his house.
SnakeAholic omfg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I CAN'T 😂😂😂😂
SnakeAholic you are funnier than me I love the way you can tell your stories
SnakeAholic 😭😭😭
SnakeAholic 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
SnakeAholic so true
The funniest cooking program I've ever seen.
yes lol
What about Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time
I know
lmao true
Pasta with mayonnaise? [even with mustard, relish, and honey]
I've never heard of such of thing until now! lol
Shit is a classic lmao never gets old I just came back years later to watch it 😭😭
Same
Thought I was the only one lol
Shi same here
Sames
This dude is hilarious 🤣
I'm glad my boy got his health right but this shit HILARIOUS.😂😂😂
fr 😭
What you mean health right ? what happened to him ?
@@drugbustin he was abusing gear
@@Cosmicmorales aah makes sense.
@@drugbustinHeart attack
Who’s here during Corona 2020
Joe B 🤩
This self quarantine is prep for prison, we getting SWOLE
im eating my almonds and asparagus to stay clean
In 2021 after corona this will be a gourmet meal
@@oberwri1623 same bro, in a cut right now hahaha
I gained 5lbs of muscle by just mixing the ingredients
I gained 3lbs by just watching
Loll aww
I gained 2lbs by just clicking the video.
I gained 10 pounds by reading this comment raw muscle rawwww
I gained 10 pounds after watching this dude eat
This is one of the most iconic videos in RUclips history
Guy went from this to being afraid of drinking water 😂
Nah brother fruit juice is way more electrical than h2o
@@Mylonelystudioit also has way more sugar lmao
Who's notice the fact that he is really good at math
BigPapiChulo 84 11×2 22 GRAMS OF PROTEIN... yeah he's good at math 😂😂😂
aarrhhh.... hahhahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
BigPapiChulo 84 That's pre basic math
Arithmetic
BigPapiChulo 84 Lol, anyone can do that, that's called common sense, not being good at math.
Kali, you have the physique of a Street Fighter 4 character forreal XD
Azerrz i love your videos man
Adam Ahmed how the hell was I advertising? lol
***** I heard he once fingered a woman, the police are still looking for the other half of her body :)
Hey Azzers, I'm subbed to you, fancy seeing you here!
XD
Legend has it that after this he's still on the toilet to this day.
lol
JesusisKing 8 😂😂😂
i
This is one of the greatest RUclips videos of all time
Gordon Ramsay should see this
This was the guy that taught Gordon how to teach those prisoners to cook
Dhruv Prakash lmao you dirty for that lmao im done...
CamaroSS0914 nah man you saw him boil it water first lmao
"IT'S FUCKIN RAW!"
yes
He's teaching me how to survive in college
underrated comment
klegend0 agree
Not true
mommommum lies
Michael Delagarza. dude shut the hell up damn issa joke
“Just gonna put a lil bit of mayo in there.”
Pours mustard
Lol he looked right at it too
linda Silvia right😂
LRODD BeAtZ lmfao my thought exactly
RAW MUSCLE
Getting real excited about his meal, give me your spread!😂🤣
This is probably one of my favorite videos on RUclips
I was generally scared he was going to jump through the screen and punch me for not bringing his water
VoltAgE Harris2 right, we got no water or badge lol
Imdo
I do
Yoo lfammooooo
Same
His cell has more security than jefrey eppsteins.
And eating the same thing every single day drinking water eating noodles
He is his own security
Beyond scared straight has this all the time getting your plate snatched by other prisoners
Prince Andrew incoming, hook him up Kali. He likes Pizza my guy 😀👍🍻
Lmao I can't believe you're here
Now he’s eating almonds and asparagus.
“If your a Abercrombie & Fitch model, you don’t need all these calories. Go ahead and eat your almonds and asparagus” lmao
Classic Kali
With a side of celery!😂
Mr Holmes I had to watch it again still HILARIOUS, now I know how to get skinny for 2020. HAPPY NEW YEAR BROTHER!!!😂🤣🎆🎇🎉 ASPARAGUS AND ALMONDS!!
*you're
BOP BOP
legend has it he's still preparing that dish till today.
Cương Biên
mr rambo LOL
mr rambo lol your right
mr rambo no stfu
AHAHHAHAH ya killed me
“But I appreciate you bringing it sucka”
😂😂😂
When he called him a sorry bastard I just lost it and cried of laughter 🤣🤣🤣
LOOOOOOL SO DID I
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
With all that sodium Kali's corpse will still be edible in a thousand years...
😂
This is funny as hell...🤣
At least he won’t have to worry about a fellow inmate killing him for his “spread”.
Edible?? U say it like a mf gana eat his body 🤣😂
marinated and pickled from the inside out
This dudes shoulder is larger than my fucking ass cheek.
😂😂
😂😂😂
yup same lol
lol
you so buff I can't even get that buff
Bro the growth from this to the watermelon diet is insane keep up the good work fam 💯💯💯
Right! Crazy 360
Me: Kali, how tf you recording in prison bruh??
Kali: what u say??
Me: Nothing man, my bad..enjoy your gumbo
Willis Paul lmao 😂gumbo
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had a heart attack from just watching, but gained 5 lbs of RAW MUSCLE... RAW MUSCLE
Lol
How about cooked muscle
why is it sounds like Kali's voice in my head?
You gained 5 lbs of ramen noodles
D PATT 😂😂😂🥴💯
How to die by heart failure with Kali Muscle.
good one bro! :D
+xXP1LLZxX I highly doubt this video is meant to be taken seriously. Do you honestly think that Kali eats like that everyday to maintain his muscle mass.
+Anti 1 u r8
+Sm00th TV The sodium is the killer. Easy to fix, don't throw the packets of seasoning in there.
+Sm00th TV Epic
He makes this look so good, and I’ve made it like twice and each time it’s disgusting lol but I keep making it bc he makes it look good, hoping it’ll taste better each time
Dude. I've made the same thing. And it tastes AMAZING
😂
Try this recipe.
1. Hot Cheetos (Xxtra hot preferred)
2. Chetto puffs (cheesy)
3. Top ramen packet (Chicken, Shrimp, beef flavor) - I always use chicken.
4. Slim Jim’s
5. Whole Kosher pickles
6. Pork cracklings or Pork skin (spicy flavored)
Steps:
Pre: have water boiling before starting
1. Smash top ramen packet until it’s all broken, open the bag and remove the seasoning.
2. Add the ramen into an empty bag (make sure there’s no holes) and then pour packet seasoning in it as well.
3. Crush all chips I listed in ingredients and add that to the bag as well.
4. Cut up the slim Jim’s into little pieces and the kosher pickles as well then add that to the bag as well.
5. Add liquid from pickle jar to the bag, just a little.
6. Mix everything up and then add the boiling or very hot water to the bag. This step is crucial because you can ruin your spread. Add about a half cup first and then start mixing the ingredients. Make sure everything’s wet but not too soaked. Then just keep adding a little bit of water at a time and mix until it’s at a texture you like.
Hope you like it bro!
@@Mooshoo23 Bro thanks making an effort in writing all this recipe. Problem is that i am not from US. an i am unfamiliar with most of the brands that you listed. I'll probably have to look for alternatives
Wow that made me hungry at 8:33 I. I he morning after binging on coke for 18th so no sleep appreciate that👌🏿
5:50 da funniest part 😭
Noooo 10:05 is funny
The way he say chicken breast 😂
@@OfficialTravvyTrav he don’t play that other shit
3:33
😂
"if your a real man you eat 2 packs or more" 🤣🤣
nah that’s facts 😂
@@ktb7326 frrr i always make 2 packs
Haha
Julian same,1 pack is way to small
In one sitting
Hahaha this guy had me laughing from start to end...he's a character
Henry Medina Naaaahh.......
Really?
hahahahahha aww shit.
Matt Pazz peny needles
Guy's an absolute unit
A unit in a unit
He's half the size he was here
@@imfreklz5300 😭
Nah he just using spongebobs anchor arms.
W
+Turtle R profile pictures check out
haha I remember that.
l0l at anc arms
lmao bro
“How many carbs up in this motherfucka”😂
Shit had me buggin too😂😂😂😂😂😂
Made me laugh too
😂😂😂
Hope u get your shh slapped
my guy is beefy as hell!!!😬
No wonder some people starving because this fella eating all the food.
That shit ain't even enough to feed me
@@allenslayz5118 F A T B O I
AllenSlayz F A T A S S
AllenSlayz F A T M A N
Lol
“Well ma’am, he didn’t want to give up 3 top Ramens” 😂😂😂
his shoulder is bigger than his head lol
*G A I N Z*
ShamoneyXL XD
HamesAlwaysWins he slimmed down
You known me yesterday
thats how men are built.... aren't ur shoulders bigger than your head?
Kali muscle looks like CJ when I do the buffmeup cheat 😂😂😂
It’s ture 😂😂😂
zlayson 😂😂😂
Frfr😂😂😂
Ahhh word San Andreas was first thing that came to mind like lol what cheat code this guy used
He got the tank top to that added to it hahahah
This man looks like an upgraded version of bettle juice
LMAO fucked up
cxshout 403 Real shit😂
Who me?
Beets already 6 feet 450 lb
@@INMATE2468 beetle said he 20 ft tall 😂😂
4:49 he was about to be polite to the CO and corrected himself 😂
He look like my CJ in San Andreas
lmao
😂😂😂
After u use the max muscle cheat😂
Cheat codes
@@lukemorel5172 HAHAHAHAH
I miss this kali muscle so much.. this is comedy gold
I made this and tried to eat..Now, I am writing this comment in a hospital
😂😂😂
Ahsbhd Yskjs hahaha hope your okay 🙏
Ahsbhd Yskjs well you gotta work the calories off they aren't gonna just give you insta muscles
God bless u😂
Ahsbhd Yskjs n mmm hi kkl4
I tried this, my face now looks like his left bicep 💪 High gains baby 👿🔥🍝🍗
🤣🤣🤣🤣
You just has a stroke buddy
this guy built like you used the buff cheat in gta San Andreas
buffmeup :")
lol
Lol
The part you’re lookin for is at 5:46 lmao
Yooooo years later im still dying off this hahahaha!
Lmaoo was looking for this 😂😂😂☠☠☠☠
8:21
Im actually lookin for a laugh and i got it 😭
LMAO!!!
"Y'all mufuckas ova deah eatin like runway models" 🤣🤣🤣
Satsui Nohado 🤣🤣😂😂
“You better not have spit it in either I can tell!”
That took me out 😂😂
Nigga you better check my resubay.
roomforthefiiixins Ahahaha!
roomforthefiiixins LMAO.
Best comment ever haha
Yo saying that shit out loud has me just as weak LMAOOO XD
Laughed so hard LMAOOO
He looks like a side character from gears of war
The One you mean cole train from gears of war 3
@@silentjolt3210 wooooooo
The One cooollleee traaiiinnn
Gow 3 cole train football player
Hello my fellow gears fans. There's not a lot of us these days.
“How many carbs up in this mothafuka”
King of New York 😂😂😂
Keeping it real!🤣
Loooool
Its funny because right when I scrolled and found this comment he said the same thing.
Syncz, yes he did. Funny
Imagine calling a dude in jail and you hear this goofy sounding stereotypical Booty Warrior theme music playing in the background 🤣
ииии жанм сол
Who’s still here in 2019
John Chan Chann lol my freshmen year of high school tryna to get on the football team but didn’t have a job back then lol
Your mama be calling the prison
He can’t even look to the side without moving his whole body 😂
In prison you must have to face everyone you're talking to. If you turn around or drop something you might have a problem. LOL
U just a internet talker
😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
When your stone af and you mix everything you got in your fridge 😂
MrMorpilo then it tastes like shit so you throw it away 😂😂
Samuel .S Luna hell no when you're high you don't taste anything that will not go to waste😂😂😂😂
MrMorpilo this is called stoner foods watch on shane dawsons channel there way better than this
Samuel .S Luna but you rolled up again and got higher so you made another one! 🤣🤣
Izzy Money 😂😂😂 probably lol
All time classic!
This guy is the hodge twins crazy uncle that got locked up for having too many gains
Yoooo this needs more likes🤣🤣🤣
I laughed way too damn hard at this comment!!
😋
I believe that ONG
After shooting this video, he slapped on a suit, went to a respectable business meeting, and gave a sales pitch that ended with success.
He leaned on the conference table & it shattered into pieces
@@hanjunghuk9433 b r u h 😂😂😂
😂🤣😂🤣😂
Communism With Giggles 😂😂😂
@Truth Hurts so.... how did you come to that conclusion idiot?
"Lemme get some of this mayonnaise"
*grabs mustard*
Ki11ers0da ahahahaha I see that lol
Ki11ers0da 😂😂😂
Thought I was the only one.
Ki11ers0da. I'm weak
LMAOOO
My go-to video when eating instant noodles. Never gets old. Especially yelling at the CO.
My blood pressure went up just knowing how much salt is in that tub 😂
Just drink lots of water
Are you trying to get swole or what?
Calories in calories out
That's the best part haha
Creatine my man! 💪🏽
This shit funny af😂😂😂😂
hmm 😂😂😂
WillieeB Tv
wоrkеd fоr mе! I wоrkеd just likе I thоught it wоuld. It wаs еаsу еnоugh аnd I just wаnt оthеrs tо knоw whеn sоmеthing wоrks. Cheсk оut it оn this blоg twitter.com/58a1aa9d6b4579bed/status/788632172043366400 Cооking А High Cаlоriе Mеeеeаl w Каli Мusсlе
too damn funny. hahahaha
Little BakPao yggjgfggyyggvgcffgygtyygh
That beat just keeps going with no end in sight...
High blood pressure starter kit; pure sodium.
for kidneys stone starter kits? wtf
I'm getting heart burn just from watching.
Sodium is not the real problem. it's the lack of potassium in modern diet that is causing high blood pressure. For every sodium intake one should take four potassium. Pre-modern diet had up to 12000 mg of sodium per day while in today's diet people barely get the minimum recommended 4000 mg. magnesium is another mineral that's lacking and is needed to keep normal bp
Haaaaaaaaaa lol
yes lol
I don't know why I got this recommended but daamn, it's pure gold lol
Right
Yep
I had this recommended 2
Luis Garcia same
Because he has over a million subscribers
Me: Who Took My Phone?!
Kali Muscle: Me
Me: o-oh okay im so sorry to bother you
Lmao😂 i feel you bro
ratatwang uwu seems like u got a chicken heart...
@@darshanshankar6689 nah... He just doesn't wanna die
THE TANK why u niggas say that shit but then get ya’ll ass beat
ShellCactus2734 I bet kali muscle can’t even fight
“Full of sodium” 😂😂
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ima gain five pounds of RAAAAAWWE Bussle
Bussle😂😂😂
iamthaking21 lol
👍 (thumb'd) haha
4:17 oh man this is pure gold. Don’t let the size of his arms distract you from his comedic genius and perfect delivery!
This video made me go buy ramen at 2am. My lawd
Freeman Lor u good?
LOOL I'm literally about to do the same
@@RageEG lol he just made me fn hungry
me too haha but it's 1 AM
This video will always be a classic
a certified hood classic.
11:08 when you stub your toe
Punch you 😂
You stupid asf 😹😹😹😹
☠☠☠🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂🤪
I laughed out loud for real
1:21 “You bust it up here.. AHH BA BAA” “There you go. DADAHH”
Prison equivalent of "bam!"
Mayo = eggs and oil
Kali: I can't eat too much mayo bc I'm lactose intolerant 🙃🤣
Dude ik this sounds weird but im lactose intolerant and i cant have to much mayo earthier im not sure why🤔 the doc said it shouldn't bother me but it dose so idk
It fucks me up too. I eat a mcchicken go running
Prepackaged mayo can contain milk.
I thought it was egg and vinegar
@Kronik Maths debater don’t be a fucking dork on RUclips lmao
Came in for the watermelons, and stayed for the sodium. Love you, Kali, you are a real G!
I gotta say
This is still one of my favorite Kali Muscle videos. I never saw how my brother did it when he was in prison- so when I watch this video it reminds me of him.
In addition, seeing the work that Kali Muscle does today reminds me of my brother; they both had a rough life, and today do honest work.
Seeing your content inspires me, and is also comforting because it lets me believe that what you do or have done past or present was all for the sake of progress.
Thank You Kali Muscle
honest work? HAH
This is an S Tier video lmao it’s one of the very best videos on RUclips 😂
I gained 3 pounds just watching the video
If you watch it in slow-mo, you gain 5 pounds!
I am 100% full natty, so I did even gain 30pounds after watching twice
+Evander Smart lol dwl. best comment on this video. i gained 6.5 just watching the mayo spread
+Evander Smart I got to thinking about this meal. Just skip the RAMEN, SKIP THE TUNA, and just eat a whole freaking bottle of MAYO. There's yours 10,000 calorie but chances are you won't live long. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
+What is Bitcoin? best comment ever
+What is Bitcoin? Ofc you did, but it was all the ice cream you engulfed
I made that exact version and had me farting at work constantly and people would be like "Did you smell that?" and I'd be like "yeah, it was the ICU patient 5 doors from here."
that's fucking funny i do the same at 🏫
Bjørn omfg im dead 😂😂😂😂
Bro built like a gears of war character 😂 💀
Y'all know damn well he ain't gonna eat that shit after the video. 😂😭
Kayla straight up lol
Yes he ate it and already shit it out. Imagine the guy in the next cell smellin that bowel movement. People probably call 911 eeerrr time Kali takes a shit.
Kayla I eat it 😢😭 was it bad for u
If you're not in jail maybe not but if he in jail that's a delicacy
Kayla b
gg
he cant make up his mind if sodium is good or bad lmao
lmao
It's just as much Sodium as it is Chloride.. NaCl = salt
+Tank Elric shut up you're not smart
A man wanna eat what a man wanna eat when a man wanna eat.
l0l
Couldn’t imagine the epic dump this produces.
Jesus Christ just imagine the smell 🤣 man’s digesting Super Tuna, oyster noodles mixed with a 1/3 bottle of Mayo, relish and honey 🥴
I feel like it would cause constipation with all that sodium
Huh?
Bro it’s gotta be the nastiest most smelliest dookie ever known to man 😂 mustard and horse relish sodium filled shit just marinating in the toilet 🤢 would hate to be his cell mate while he’s pinching that off. 💩
😂😂😂😂
5:43 Kills me every time
🤣🤣 ong
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
I say what you eat vigga 6:08 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
God thank you for sending me Kali Muscle videos. This brother had me rolling 😂😂😂😂 in this video. I ain’t laughed this hard in a minute
13:05 when ur dad calls u to fetch him another beer
😂
😭🤣😂😅
Fo real
3:34 the way kali took that lid got me rollllllinggggg 😭🤣🤣🤣
Remember its a top🤣🤣🤣