Cooking A High Calorie Meal - Kali Muscle

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  • Опубликовано: 4 янв 2025

Комментарии • 24 тыс.

  • @blunty2267
    @blunty2267 3 года назад +5569

    6 years later this is still fucking gold

    • @anticlockwise855
      @anticlockwise855 3 года назад +31

      we back ay lmao

    • @watsappenin2865
      @watsappenin2865 3 года назад +25

      Facts I seen this years ago on my old old account

    • @user-rt7hx9pe1w
      @user-rt7hx9pe1w 3 года назад +43

      I remember watching this when I was like 11 lmao

    • @godsandmonstars
      @godsandmonstars 3 года назад +2

      Lmao!!!

    • @Peakfreud
      @Peakfreud 3 года назад +4

      Yeah, but he has cut about a 100lbs since this video..

  • @kidtea
    @kidtea 5 лет назад +20408

    This guy is what everyone thinks their cellmate will be in prisons.

  • @peterpiper47
    @peterpiper47 5 лет назад +3530

    I was making this at home and some guy broke in, shanked me and stole it.

  • @anishgajera
    @anishgajera Год назад +512

    8 years later this video never fails to bring me back to it

    • @CAPNBACK
      @CAPNBACK Год назад +7

      I’m back too. This is goated sh*t

    • @RamMan2016
      @RamMan2016 Год назад +3

      same, random thought popped in my head making me think of it. Had to come watch

    • @martincrittenden465
      @martincrittenden465 Год назад +1

      ​@@RamMan2016
      🤣🤣
      I did aswell bruv, believe it or not.
      Cracks me up in this vid.... .
      First person i ever see do a muscle up.

    • @Iwantthamoney
      @Iwantthamoney 9 месяцев назад

      Ong

    • @jacksoncain8276
      @jacksoncain8276 5 месяцев назад +2

      It’s crazy Kali looked like this and now he’s a whole new man and even different attitude. Crazy what drugs will do to you

  • @Azerrz
    @Azerrz 9 лет назад +11578

    Kali, you have the physique of a Street Fighter 4 character forreal XD

    • @kelvinkoh1282
      @kelvinkoh1282 9 лет назад +91

      Azerrz i love your videos man

    • @Azerrz
      @Azerrz 9 лет назад +273

      Adam Ahmed how the hell was I advertising? lol

    • @wakeup2theNWO
      @wakeup2theNWO 9 лет назад +33

      ***** I heard he once fingered a woman, the police are still looking for the other half of her body :)

    • @nextnash14
      @nextnash14 9 лет назад +1

      Hey Azzers, I'm subbed to you, fancy seeing you here!

    • @nordwinds2561
      @nordwinds2561 9 лет назад +3

      XD

  • @MrBraga-yt4qm
    @MrBraga-yt4qm 5 лет назад +6516

    This dude look like a gears of war character lmao 😆

  • @djmsup
    @djmsup 4 года назад +757

    This is one of the most iconic videos in RUclips history

  • @eddieleejoseph2998
    @eddieleejoseph2998 Год назад +1009

    The irony of his message then vs now. Today he's eating Almonds and Asparagus😂.

    • @a.harrell9540
      @a.harrell9540 Год назад +44

      This type of content doesn’t make money on yt now

    • @Justiceserved911
      @Justiceserved911 10 месяцев назад +26

      Lool sodium conscious

    • @Degdreams
      @Degdreams 9 месяцев назад +58

      He did a whole response video to his own video explaining how he was wrong

    • @RoseBarber-uf4bf
      @RoseBarber-uf4bf 8 месяцев назад +29

      Facts he almost died

    • @wakandaisevil
      @wakandaisevil 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@RoseBarber-uf4bf from salt or from his peds

  • @kohkantable
    @kohkantable 5 лет назад +2616

    This is the longest tutorial to cooking noodles I've ever seen.

  • @DJ-jq8if
    @DJ-jq8if 5 лет назад +1961

    "Sir, Alcatraz is closing now and your tour ended 5 hours ago."

  • @hotboiikb
    @hotboiikb 2 года назад +194

    “B**** n**** u ain’t gone never get swole” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kingdavid8009
      @kingdavid8009 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@hotboiikb da funniest part 😅😅😅

    • @FatManScoop87
      @FatManScoop87 4 месяца назад +3

      Fav part

    • @killingsley
      @killingsley 4 месяца назад +2

      😀🤣🤣🤣💪🏾💪🏾

    • @ivancorts6966
      @ivancorts6966 2 месяца назад +3

      But...but...chicken breast...and asparragus...

    • @Michael-eh9hy
      @Michael-eh9hy 2 дня назад

      how did i scroll onto this comment exactly when he said that its a 13 mins video

  • @joeyboost50
    @joeyboost50 4 года назад +4362

    Who’s here during Corona 2020

    • @bug10100
      @bug10100 4 года назад +4

      Joe B 🤩

    • @Randomguy-kn3nv
      @Randomguy-kn3nv 4 года назад +42

      This self quarantine is prep for prison, we getting SWOLE

    • @oberwri1623
      @oberwri1623 4 года назад +25

      im eating my almonds and asparagus to stay clean

    • @cooperrichards31
      @cooperrichards31 4 года назад +13

      In 2021 after corona this will be a gourmet meal

    • @maxjesusmadsen622
      @maxjesusmadsen622 4 года назад +5

      @@oberwri1623 same bro, in a cut right now hahaha

  • @michaelbueno7976
    @michaelbueno7976 7 лет назад +6050

    Who's notice the fact that he is really good at math

    • @Dave_UL
      @Dave_UL 7 лет назад +535

      BigPapiChulo 84 11×2 22 GRAMS OF PROTEIN... yeah he's good at math 😂😂😂

    • @mackvoffical
      @mackvoffical 7 лет назад +11

      aarrhhh.... hahhahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @siZeDcuBe
      @siZeDcuBe 7 лет назад +179

      BigPapiChulo 84 That's pre basic math

    • @berhanwar
      @berhanwar 7 лет назад +64

      Arithmetic

    • @sylamy7457
      @sylamy7457 7 лет назад +115

      BigPapiChulo 84 Lol, anyone can do that, that's called common sense, not being good at math.

  • @aminmohammadzadeh1937
    @aminmohammadzadeh1937 8 лет назад +1968

    The funniest cooking program I've ever seen.

    • @TH3RIPPA
      @TH3RIPPA 8 лет назад +3

      yes lol

    • @benjiusofficial
      @benjiusofficial 8 лет назад +6

      What about Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time

    • @lilboss6262
      @lilboss6262 8 лет назад

      I know

    • @Luke-mz2bj
      @Luke-mz2bj 8 лет назад

      lmao true

    • @theone1808
      @theone1808 8 лет назад +5

      Pasta with mayonnaise? [even with mustard, relish, and honey]
      I've never heard of such of thing until now! lol

  • @bruhmoment8473
    @bruhmoment8473 Год назад +61

    This is one of the greatest RUclips videos of all time

  • @salouali6899
    @salouali6899 5 лет назад +4357

    PRISON GUARD: Kali it's time to wrap up, its light out.
    KALI: what?
    PRISON GUARD: take your time sir , i apologize

  • @SnakeAholic
    @SnakeAholic 8 лет назад +2563

    This guy is so strong he picked up his jail cell and put it in his house.

    • @user-ll2ou6zb9e
      @user-ll2ou6zb9e 8 лет назад +44

      SnakeAholic omfg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I CAN'T 😂😂😂😂

    • @thesongmake9652
      @thesongmake9652 8 лет назад +9

      SnakeAholic you are funnier than me I love the way you can tell your stories

    • @djdavisbeatz
      @djdavisbeatz 8 лет назад +5

      SnakeAholic 😭😭😭

    • @onaaamreh4015
      @onaaamreh4015 8 лет назад +4

      SnakeAholic 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

    • @RobayatRahman
      @RobayatRahman 8 лет назад +1

      SnakeAholic so true

  • @freshramses
    @freshramses 8 лет назад +4118

    Gordon Ramsay should see this

    • @dhruvvprakash
      @dhruvvprakash 8 лет назад +189

      This was the guy that taught Gordon how to teach those prisoners to cook

    • @drrckcch0
      @drrckcch0 8 лет назад +5

      Dhruv Prakash lmao you dirty for that lmao im done...

    • @drrckcch0
      @drrckcch0 8 лет назад +1

      CamaroSS0914 nah man you saw him boil it water first lmao

    • @pileofashes85
      @pileofashes85 8 лет назад +85

      "IT'S FUCKIN RAW!"

    • @theanimeboi6633
      @theanimeboi6633 8 лет назад +3

      yes

  • @Mazon717
    @Mazon717 Год назад +612

    I'm glad my boy got his health right but this shit HILARIOUS.😂😂😂

    • @Cosmicmorales
      @Cosmicmorales Год назад +9

      fr 😭

    • @drugbustin
      @drugbustin Год назад +6

      What you mean health right ? what happened to him ?

    • @Cosmicmorales
      @Cosmicmorales Год назад +36

      @@drugbustin he was abusing gear

    • @drugbustin
      @drugbustin Год назад

      @@Cosmicmorales aah makes sense.

    • @beewalk34
      @beewalk34 Год назад +4

      ​@@drugbustinHeart attack

  • @cmox1830
    @cmox1830 8 лет назад +1729

    i did this but instead of getting muscle i got diabetes

  • @808ghostMiller
    @808ghostMiller 3 года назад +1693

    “For all you runway models stick to your Almonds and asparagus with a side of celery” 😂😂😂

  • @yolodaswagg
    @yolodaswagg 7 лет назад +3263

    He's teaching me how to survive in college

  • @DairokutenMaoUwU
    @DairokutenMaoUwU 10 месяцев назад +81

    Guy went from this to being afraid of drinking water 😂

    • @Mylonelystudio
      @Mylonelystudio 7 месяцев назад +3

      Nah brother fruit juice is way more electrical than h2o

    • @lukasp5892
      @lukasp5892 4 месяца назад +6

      @@Mylonelystudioit also has way more sugar lmao

  • @Testlabro
    @Testlabro 3 года назад +943

    Shit is a classic lmao never gets old I just came back years later to watch it 😭😭

  • @252tward
    @252tward 5 лет назад +893

    I gained 5lbs of muscle by just mixing the ingredients

  • @cizia69
    @cizia69 2 года назад +752

    With all that sodium Kali's corpse will still be edible in a thousand years...

    • @TheStockCarStig
      @TheStockCarStig 2 года назад +9

      😂

    • @oneilclarke8494
      @oneilclarke8494 2 года назад +5

      This is funny as hell...🤣

    • @johnadams3538
      @johnadams3538 2 года назад +8

      At least he won’t have to worry about a fellow inmate killing him for his “spread”.

    • @steve2jz664
      @steve2jz664 2 года назад

      Edible?? U say it like a mf gana eat his body 🤣😂

    • @ENGRAINING
      @ENGRAINING 2 года назад +11

      marinated and pickled from the inside out

  • @Qrazey
    @Qrazey 4 месяца назад +14

    This is probably one of my favorite videos on RUclips

  • @jesusisking873
    @jesusisking873 8 лет назад +709

    Legend has it that after this he's still on the toilet to this day.

  • @KDH-oc4tx
    @KDH-oc4tx 5 лет назад +1064

    “If your a Abercrombie & Fitch model, you don’t need all these calories. Go ahead and eat your almonds and asparagus” lmao
    Classic Kali

    • @hankwilliams8939
      @hankwilliams8939 5 лет назад +47

      With a side of celery!😂

    • @hankwilliams8939
      @hankwilliams8939 5 лет назад +4

      Mr Holmes I had to watch it again still HILARIOUS, now I know how to get skinny for 2020. HAPPY NEW YEAR BROTHER!!!😂🤣🎆🎇🎉 ASPARAGUS AND ALMONDS!!

    • @mr.100rupees3
      @mr.100rupees3 2 года назад +1

      *you're

    • @higherliving1579
      @higherliving1579 2 года назад +3

      BOP BOP

  • @ahsanafzal48
    @ahsanafzal48 8 лет назад +545

    legend has it he's still preparing that dish till today.

  • @mmatt6689
    @mmatt6689 Год назад +92

    Bro the growth from this to the watermelon diet is insane keep up the good work fam 💯💯💯

  • @T.K.KIRKLAND.
    @T.K.KIRKLAND. 5 лет назад +340

    I miss this kali muscle so much.. this is comedy gold

  • @Xendrius
    @Xendrius 3 года назад +577

    His cell has more security than jefrey eppsteins.

    • @chrisb2743
      @chrisb2743 3 года назад +4

      And eating the same thing every single day drinking water eating noodles

    • @joshhengst3537
      @joshhengst3537 3 года назад +5

      He is his own security

    • @deanfarr3249
      @deanfarr3249 3 года назад +1

      Beyond scared straight has this all the time getting your plate snatched by other prisoners

    • @dannybloom
      @dannybloom 3 года назад

      Prince Andrew incoming, hook him up Kali. He likes Pizza my guy 😀👍🍻

    • @momowawa447
      @momowawa447 3 года назад

      Lmao I can't believe you're here

  • @mrshrek2991
    @mrshrek2991 5 лет назад +203

    Who’s still here in 2019

    • @bryantpareja4429
      @bryantpareja4429 5 лет назад +1

      John Chan Chann lol my freshmen year of high school tryna to get on the football team but didn’t have a job back then lol

    • @woptown619
      @woptown619 5 лет назад

      Your mama be calling the prison

  • @christopherthompson1011
    @christopherthompson1011 Год назад +38

    When he called him a sorry bastard I just lost it and cried of laughter 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lrodDaDevil
    @lrodDaDevil 5 лет назад +1207

    “Just gonna put a lil bit of mayo in there.”
    Pours mustard

    • @leohunt8840
      @leohunt8840 5 лет назад +42

      Lol he looked right at it too

    • @lrodDaDevil
      @lrodDaDevil 5 лет назад +5

      linda Silvia right😂

    • @Mike-xe3qo
      @Mike-xe3qo 5 лет назад +2

      LRODD BeAtZ lmfao my thought exactly

    • @rye4zxbl243
      @rye4zxbl243 5 лет назад +2

      RAW MUSCLE

    • @hankwilliams8939
      @hankwilliams8939 5 лет назад +1

      Getting real excited about his meal, give me your spread!😂🤣

  • @RaulGarcia-zp7nr
    @RaulGarcia-zp7nr 6 лет назад +790

    I had a heart attack from just watching, but gained 5 lbs of RAW MUSCLE... RAW MUSCLE

  • @communismwithgiggles2515
    @communismwithgiggles2515 6 лет назад +993

    After shooting this video, he slapped on a suit, went to a respectable business meeting, and gave a sales pitch that ended with success.

    • @ReaperKezia
      @ReaperKezia 6 лет назад +37

      He leaned on the conference table & it shattered into pieces

    • @peterg.6254
      @peterg.6254 6 лет назад +5

      @@hanjunghuk9433 b r u h 😂😂😂

    • @reub456
      @reub456 6 лет назад

      😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @yodev6688
      @yodev6688 6 лет назад +1

      Communism With Giggles 😂😂😂

    • @buckybarz3779
      @buckybarz3779 6 лет назад

      @Truth Hurts so.... how did you come to that conclusion idiot?

  • @dumpsterfire295
    @dumpsterfire295 2 года назад +102

    Guy's an absolute unit

  • @roomforthefiiixins2491
    @roomforthefiiixins2491 9 лет назад +551

    Nigga you better check my resubay.

    • @iTzDark740
      @iTzDark740 9 лет назад +1

      roomforthefiiixins Ahahaha!

    • @s2krookie
      @s2krookie 9 лет назад

      roomforthefiiixins LMAO.

    • @zarevalenzuela6561
      @zarevalenzuela6561 9 лет назад

      Best comment ever haha

    • @iTzDark740
      @iTzDark740 9 лет назад +2

      Yo saying that shit out loud has me just as weak LMAOOO XD

    • @jaysmith9997
      @jaysmith9997 9 лет назад

      Laughed so hard LMAOOO

  • @josephalexander4561
    @josephalexander4561 5 лет назад +41

    4:17 oh man this is pure gold. Don’t let the size of his arms distract you from his comedic genius and perfect delivery!

  • @xmaxfactorx
    @xmaxfactorx 9 лет назад +1722

    How to die by heart failure with Kali Muscle.

    • @TheHoboZzz
      @TheHoboZzz 9 лет назад +12

      good one bro! :D

    • @zakaimeghoo-peddie9258
      @zakaimeghoo-peddie9258 9 лет назад +48

      +xXP1LLZxX I highly doubt this video is meant to be taken seriously. Do you honestly think that Kali eats like that everyday to maintain his muscle mass.

    • @nabeeld9371
      @nabeeld9371 9 лет назад +3

      +Anti 1 u r8

    • @Kee2Oz
      @Kee2Oz 9 лет назад +35

      +Sm00th TV The sodium is the killer. Easy to fix, don't throw the packets of seasoning in there.

    • @cybertronx1701
      @cybertronx1701 9 лет назад +1

      +Sm00th TV Epic

  • @ronnierizek1834
    @ronnierizek1834 2 года назад +305

    He makes this look so good, and I’ve made it like twice and each time it’s disgusting lol but I keep making it bc he makes it look good, hoping it’ll taste better each time

    • @gamezone047
      @gamezone047 2 года назад +34

      Dude. I've made the same thing. And it tastes AMAZING

    • @alejandrohurtado1175
      @alejandrohurtado1175 2 года назад +2

      😂

    • @Mooshoo23
      @Mooshoo23 2 года назад +36

      Try this recipe.
      1. Hot Cheetos (Xxtra hot preferred)
      2. Chetto puffs (cheesy)
      3. Top ramen packet (Chicken, Shrimp, beef flavor) - I always use chicken.
      4. Slim Jim’s
      5. Whole Kosher pickles
      6. Pork cracklings or Pork skin (spicy flavored)
      Steps:
      Pre: have water boiling before starting
      1. Smash top ramen packet until it’s all broken, open the bag and remove the seasoning.
      2. Add the ramen into an empty bag (make sure there’s no holes) and then pour packet seasoning in it as well.
      3. Crush all chips I listed in ingredients and add that to the bag as well.
      4. Cut up the slim Jim’s into little pieces and the kosher pickles as well then add that to the bag as well.
      5. Add liquid from pickle jar to the bag, just a little.
      6. Mix everything up and then add the boiling or very hot water to the bag. This step is crucial because you can ruin your spread. Add about a half cup first and then start mixing the ingredients. Make sure everything’s wet but not too soaked. Then just keep adding a little bit of water at a time and mix until it’s at a texture you like.
      Hope you like it bro!

    • @gamezone047
      @gamezone047 2 года назад +18

      @@Mooshoo23 Bro thanks making an effort in writing all this recipe. Problem is that i am not from US. an i am unfamiliar with most of the brands that you listed. I'll probably have to look for alternatives

    • @Tennisboy121292
      @Tennisboy121292 2 года назад +3

      Wow that made me hungry at 8:33 I. I he morning after binging on coke for 18th so no sleep appreciate that👌🏿

  • @Fatlexis
    @Fatlexis 8 лет назад +242

    this guy built like you used the buff cheat in gta San Andreas

  • @Officialjester760
    @Officialjester760 5 лет назад +454

    “But I appreciate you bringing it sucka”

  • @AY-mp6nj
    @AY-mp6nj 8 лет назад +1098

    I made this and tried to eat..Now, I am writing this comment in a hospital

  • @Joe-d3t1t
    @Joe-d3t1t 11 месяцев назад +28

    Now he’s eating almonds and asparagus.

  • @harris2671
    @harris2671 5 лет назад +1375

    I was generally scared he was going to jump through the screen and punch me for not bringing his water

  • @mattparr3038
    @mattparr3038 7 лет назад +414

    Hahaha this guy had me laughing from start to end...he's a character

  • @LuisGarcia-oi4qf
    @LuisGarcia-oi4qf 6 лет назад +504

    I don't know why I got this recommended but daamn, it's pure gold lol

  • @Rubenv93tx
    @Rubenv93tx 20 дней назад +3

    Saw this video the day of release. 9 years later I still quote some of the things said here, and come back to it from time to time 🎉

  • @ItsCleto
    @ItsCleto 8 лет назад +653

    This dudes shoulder is larger than my fucking ass cheek.

  • @Zealand007
    @Zealand007 5 лет назад +485

    No wonder some people starving because this fella eating all the food.

  • @w7p31w92
    @w7p31w92 5 лет назад +324

    Me: Kali, how tf you recording in prison bruh??
    Kali: what u say??
    Me: Nothing man, my bad..enjoy your gumbo

  • @kemitstar
    @kemitstar 9 месяцев назад +9

    All time classic!

  • @DeltaSniperZRR
    @DeltaSniperZRR 9 лет назад +3516

    At what moment do you add some steroids?

    • @IronMike212
      @IronMike212 9 лет назад +59

      Old man, not kid.

    • @doyouevendong3763
      @doyouevendong3763 9 лет назад +137

      ***** Oh I think he started adding steroids a long time ago, no doubt. But hey whatever floats his boat.
      What I hate though is people lying about being natural when they are doing steroids. Man I dont care if you do steroids you do you, just be fucking honest about it. Man those people piss me off.
      One thing is for certain; all that muscle is not due to fucking top ramen and tuna...with honey.

    • @LIVITLUVIT
      @LIVITLUVIT 9 лет назад +13

      Bahahaha EXACTLY! AT WHAT MOMENT DO YOU AD DIANADOL?

    • @IronMike212
      @IronMike212 9 лет назад +26

      Jealousy...It's eating you guys up.

    • @doyouevendong3763
      @doyouevendong3763 9 лет назад +69

      IronMike212 I am quite far from jealous, although I gotta say he is quite big and that's good for him, I am not jealous. Never the less anyone who knows how muscle mass works would know that one MUST take steroids to build muscle that size. The body has a limit for how much muscle it can build, due to lack of testosterone (primeraly). So saying that he uses steroids is not saying we are jealous, it is simply saying "You do not get that fucking big from eating fucking topramen and tuna all day"

  • @dayotwa9633
    @dayotwa9633 5 лет назад +621

    He look like my CJ in San Andreas

  • @HamesAlwaysWins
    @HamesAlwaysWins 6 лет назад +2826

    his shoulder is bigger than his head lol

    • @shamoney5970
      @shamoney5970 6 лет назад +72

      *G A I N Z*

    • @86hotboi64
      @86hotboi64 6 лет назад +4

      ShamoneyXL XD

    • @veezy3933
      @veezy3933 6 лет назад +1

      HamesAlwaysWins he slimmed down

    • @ndaxz2120
      @ndaxz2120 6 лет назад

      You known me yesterday

    • @MrJreed1000
      @MrJreed1000 6 лет назад +8

      thats how men are built.... aren't ur shoulders bigger than your head?

  • @FIGSANE
    @FIGSANE 2 года назад +123

    I gotta say
    This is still one of my favorite Kali Muscle videos. I never saw how my brother did it when he was in prison- so when I watch this video it reminds me of him.
    In addition, seeing the work that Kali Muscle does today reminds me of my brother; they both had a rough life, and today do honest work.
    Seeing your content inspires me, and is also comforting because it lets me believe that what you do or have done past or present was all for the sake of progress.
    Thank You Kali Muscle

    • @user-tr2dh4xx6u
      @user-tr2dh4xx6u 2 года назад +3

      honest work? HAH

    • @DiddyCanFly
      @DiddyCanFly Год назад +1

      This is an S Tier video lmao it’s one of the very best videos on RUclips 😂

  • @rugpull500
    @rugpull500 2 года назад +27

    “Well ma’am, he didn’t want to give up 3 top Ramens” 😂😂😂

  • @willb9488
    @willb9488 8 лет назад +290

    This shit funny af😂😂😂😂

    • @sakibarefin860
      @sakibarefin860 8 лет назад

      hmm 😂😂😂

    • @williamwright6127
      @williamwright6127 8 лет назад

      WillieeB Tv

    • @Juan-yc6wf
      @Juan-yc6wf 8 лет назад +1

      wоrkеd fоr mе! I wоrkеd just likе I thоught it wоuld. It wаs еаsу еnоugh аnd I just wаnt оthеrs tо knоw whеn sоmеthing wоrks. Cheсk оut it оn this blоg twitter.com/58a1aa9d6b4579bed/status/788632172043366400 Cооking А High Cаlоriе Mеeеeаl w Каli Мusсlе

    • @Ghostwatchertim-_-
      @Ghostwatchertim-_- 8 лет назад +2

      too damn funny. hahahaha

    • @dingkhamis3997
      @dingkhamis3997 8 лет назад

      Little BakPao yggjgfggyyggvgcffgygtyygh

  • @DevilsDiscretionAdvised
    @DevilsDiscretionAdvised 4 года назад +447

    This guy is the hodge twins crazy uncle that got locked up for having too many gains

  • @simonmo5700
    @simonmo5700 3 года назад +178

    I'm never gonna complain about my wife's cooking ever again

  • @volsdeep9395
    @volsdeep9395 Год назад +22

    “You better not have spit it in either I can tell!”
    That took me out 😂😂

  • @Zalazaar
    @Zalazaar 6 лет назад +747

    This is the longest tutorial on making ramen and opening a tuna can I've ever seen.

  • @HANSOME219
    @HANSOME219 2 года назад +280

    5:50 da funniest part 😭

  • @SchizimaPlaysGames
    @SchizimaPlaysGames 7 лет назад +255

    This man is the king of broscience.

    • @phodacbitch
      @phodacbitch 7 лет назад +2

      Dont mess with him he wears calvin climbs

    • @willy_fresh8987
      @willy_fresh8987 7 лет назад +2

      He has some knowledge don't get me wrong but Dom Mazzetti is the messiah of bro science

  • @megatedassaultituary6783
    @megatedassaultituary6783 2 года назад +51

    I tried this, my face now looks like his left bicep 💪 High gains baby 👿🔥🍝🍗

  • @zlayson
    @zlayson 6 лет назад +785

    Kali muscle looks like CJ when I do the buffmeup cheat 😂😂😂

  • @tommiejwilson134
    @tommiejwilson134 5 лет назад +362

    "if your a real man you eat 2 packs or more" 🤣🤣

  • @ShinkuGouki
    @ShinkuGouki 5 лет назад +190

    "Y'all mufuckas ova deah eatin like runway models" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bison_life
    @bison_life Год назад +19

    Came in for the watermelons, and stayed for the sodium. Love you, Kali, you are a real G!

  • @kennethmiller523
    @kennethmiller523 8 лет назад +78

    I won't to thank you kali I was 140lbs and my doctor said my conditions was really bad and i had a heart problem and type 2 dieabeitys but I went up to 220lbs of muslce by doing 500 push ups a day 234 dips jogging power working jump dropping for 30 mins and follow your eating method then my doctor said your heart is now flushing out the bad blood flow by curring my heart and my dieabeitys went away health then ever thank you kali you save my life love you bro

    • @bestbleach764
      @bestbleach764 8 лет назад

      Kenneth Miller Learn how to spell dumbass.Grammer

    • @klewikray602
      @klewikray602 8 лет назад +40

      You spelled the word "grammar" incorrectly....

    • @ritualpainter7178
      @ritualpainter7178 7 лет назад +1

      Klewik Ray
      That shit funny asf

    • @DayVFX
      @DayVFX 7 лет назад +3

      iiSiva Games Learn how to form a correct sentence.

    • @preston9963
      @preston9963 7 лет назад

      every one getting roasted

  • @vvsdraco1593
    @vvsdraco1593 5 лет назад +530

    This man looks like an upgraded version of bettle juice

  • @kamuelafauhiva2207
    @kamuelafauhiva2207 5 лет назад +89

    3:34 the way kali took that lid got me rollllllinggggg 😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @smguyidk
    @smguyidk Месяц назад +2

    This is a certified hood classic.

  • @richardsonclay9846
    @richardsonclay9846 8 лет назад +408

    High blood pressure starter kit; pure sodium.

    • @rodolfosantiago694
      @rodolfosantiago694 8 лет назад +14

      for kidneys stone starter kits? wtf

    • @matt0331
      @matt0331 8 лет назад +13

      I'm getting heart burn just from watching.

    • @_timespace_
      @_timespace_ 8 лет назад +15

      Sodium is not the real problem. it's the lack of potassium in modern diet that is causing high blood pressure. For every sodium intake one should take four potassium. Pre-modern diet had up to 12000 mg of sodium per day while in today's diet people barely get the minimum recommended 4000 mg. magnesium is another mineral that's lacking and is needed to keep normal bp

    • @ronaldwilliams4053
      @ronaldwilliams4053 8 лет назад

      Haaaaaaaaaa lol

    • @TH3RIPPA
      @TH3RIPPA 8 лет назад

      yes lol

  • @fpsSYRIA
    @fpsSYRIA 5 лет назад +43

    One of the most iconic videos on RUclips.

  • @ki11ers0da
    @ki11ers0da 6 лет назад +498

    "Lemme get some of this mayonnaise"
    *grabs mustard*

  • @oliverkalamata2753
    @oliverkalamata2753 2 года назад +4

    That beat just keeps going with no end in sight...

  • @ratatwang659
    @ratatwang659 5 лет назад +746

    Me: Who Took My Phone?!
    Kali Muscle: Me
    Me: o-oh okay im so sorry to bother you

    • @SkullShadow211
      @SkullShadow211 5 лет назад +7

      Lmao😂 i feel you bro

    • @darshanshankar6689
      @darshanshankar6689 5 лет назад +3

      ratatwang uwu seems like u got a chicken heart...

    • @Cactus2734
      @Cactus2734 5 лет назад +8

      @@darshanshankar6689 nah... He just doesn't wanna die

    • @Rubixmasterr
      @Rubixmasterr 5 лет назад +5

      THE TANK why u niggas say that shit but then get ya’ll ass beat

    • @dracofn8599
      @dracofn8599 5 лет назад

      ShellCactus2734 I bet kali muscle can’t even fight

  • @EvanderSmart
    @EvanderSmart 9 лет назад +510

    I gained 3 pounds just watching the video
    If you watch it in slow-mo, you gain 5 pounds!

    • @trunksbrief221
      @trunksbrief221 9 лет назад +4

      I am 100% full natty, so I did even gain 30pounds after watching twice

    • @IAMREMNANTJA
      @IAMREMNANTJA 9 лет назад +4

      +Evander Smart lol dwl. best comment on this video. i gained 6.5 just watching the mayo spread

    • @SamSung-kx9ws
      @SamSung-kx9ws 9 лет назад +2

      +Evander Smart I got to thinking about this meal. Just skip the RAMEN, SKIP THE TUNA, and just eat a whole freaking bottle of MAYO. There's yours 10,000 calorie but chances are you won't live long. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    • @SpuerEliteEight
      @SpuerEliteEight 9 лет назад +1

      +What is Bitcoin? best comment ever

    • @Youtube_Globetrotter
      @Youtube_Globetrotter 9 лет назад

      +What is Bitcoin? Ofc you did, but it was all the ice cream you engulfed

  • @michaeltlays1293
    @michaeltlays1293 3 года назад +1645

    My blood pressure went up just knowing how much salt is in that tub 😂

    • @Jcc4151
      @Jcc4151 3 года назад +90

      Just drink lots of water

    • @GodBody-BodyofGod
      @GodBody-BodyofGod 3 года назад +172

      Are you trying to get swole or what?

    • @720Mar
      @720Mar 3 года назад +30

      Calories in calories out

    • @simonacland9028
      @simonacland9028 2 года назад +2

      That's the best part haha

    • @westonrossnfl
      @westonrossnfl 2 года назад +6

      Creatine my man! 💪🏽

  • @braxtonfore4127
    @braxtonfore4127 5 лет назад +188

    “How many carbs up in this motherfucka”😂

    • @gwise8095
      @gwise8095 5 лет назад +2

      Shit had me buggin too😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @vp5
      @vp5 5 лет назад +1

      Made me laugh too

    • @phillipbremer9983
      @phillipbremer9983 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @Brad-sc1ml
      @Brad-sc1ml 4 года назад +1

      Hope u get your shh slapped

    • @Squidsuds
      @Squidsuds 4 года назад

      my guy is beefy as hell!!!😬

  • @pepsicola4718
    @pepsicola4718 8 лет назад +2044

    Nah he just using spongebobs anchor arms.

  • @yungjysa9006
    @yungjysa9006 7 лет назад +145

    im in love with the commentary

    • @TheRezter
      @TheRezter 7 лет назад

      OG Jysa Jysa OG same I find him.real funny his gangsta talk lmfao

    • @sketchedgamer2808
      @sketchedgamer2808 7 лет назад

      OG Jysa Jysa OG ikr

  • @revolootion650
    @revolootion650 10 месяцев назад +5

    4:49 he was about to be polite to the CO and corrected himself 😂

    • @ClipsNoMalice
      @ClipsNoMalice Месяц назад

      2nd comment I’ve read on the exact part 💀

  • @aidenhanik7247
    @aidenhanik7247 4 года назад +298

    Almost the 5 year anniversary of this masterpiece

  • @MrMorpilo
    @MrMorpilo 7 лет назад +658

    When your stone af and you mix everything you got in your fridge 😂

    • @slimpimpin856
      @slimpimpin856 7 лет назад +15

      MrMorpilo then it tastes like shit so you throw it away 😂😂

    • @nathan-qcueparsons268
      @nathan-qcueparsons268 7 лет назад +15

      Samuel .S Luna hell no when you're high you don't taste anything that will not go to waste😂😂😂😂

    • @windy8872
      @windy8872 7 лет назад

      MrMorpilo this is called stoner foods watch on shane dawsons channel there way better than this

    • @isaacsamantha2156
      @isaacsamantha2156 7 лет назад +1

      Samuel .S Luna but you rolled up again and got higher so you made another one! 🤣🤣

    • @slimpimpin856
      @slimpimpin856 7 лет назад

      Izzy Money 😂😂😂 probably lol

  • @lukedanes6806
    @lukedanes6806 9 лет назад +84

    I tried the ramen noodles for bulk a year ago, huge mistake. I put on 15lbs, lost vascularity, lost cut, lost definition, got a bloated belly and felt tired all the time only really put on 5lbs of real muscle. I'm back to ground chicken and brown rice. It costs more but nothing beats it in lean gains.

    • @marlonblake954
      @marlonblake954 9 лет назад +17

      U wasn't working out hard enough

    • @lukedanes6806
      @lukedanes6806 9 лет назад

      Marlon Blake Yeah I thought the same thing, but the problem was the noodles were so high in sodium, fats and calories for my body weight that I was actually over doing it with the food. It was not an issue of under working.

    • @XxDarkPx21xX
      @XxDarkPx21xX 9 лет назад

      Luke Danes did ubgrt stronger thou?

    • @eduardoelliott7862
      @eduardoelliott7862 9 лет назад

      How big and how old are you ? Just wonderin

    • @marlonblake954
      @marlonblake954 9 лет назад +1

      Everybody different works for me because I've always been small I have to work out and eat like crazy to gain weight I can't even gain weight from just eating

  • @Prenihility
    @Prenihility 2 года назад +11

    My go-to video when eating instant noodles. Never gets old. Especially yelling at the CO.

  • @kingofnewyork7891
    @kingofnewyork7891 5 лет назад +288

    “How many carbs up in this mothafuka”

  • @GreenBreeze
    @GreenBreeze 5 лет назад +208

    He seems like the type of dude to make the prison guards feel like their the ones doing time😭😭 lmao 😂

  • @FriedWangs
    @FriedWangs 5 лет назад +158

    1:21 “You bust it up here.. AHH BA BAA” “There you go. DADAHH”

    • @RezervoirDog
      @RezervoirDog 4 года назад +1

      Prison equivalent of "bam!"

  • @corneliuschew
    @corneliuschew Год назад +12

    This video will always be a classic

    • @adasd2420
      @adasd2420 Год назад +2

      a certified hood classic.

  • @angelajs2871
    @angelajs2871 4 года назад +451

    Who actually watching this but never gonna make it 😭

    • @DaRealAP99
      @DaRealAP99 3 года назад +21

      Everyone lol

    • @undeadsatan3317
      @undeadsatan3317 3 года назад +55

      @@DaRealAP99 y'all never gonna get swole

    • @DaRealAP99
      @DaRealAP99 3 года назад +7

      @@undeadsatan3317 😂😂😂 hell nah gotta cook 5 packs of noodles just get swole muh fucka

    • @user-zj3mr9zr8n
      @user-zj3mr9zr8n 3 года назад +3

      Man he didn’t even eat any😭

    • @acerodon
      @acerodon 3 года назад +9

      I made this a few times. Shit fucking smacks.

  • @kimberlyjongathanunicycle6492
    @kimberlyjongathanunicycle6492 8 лет назад +126

    Ima gain five pounds of RAAAAAWWE Bussle

    • @lugit36
      @lugit36 8 лет назад +12

      Bussle😂😂😂

    • @lugit36
      @lugit36 8 лет назад +1

      iamthaking21 lol

    • @____human_____
      @____human_____ 8 лет назад

      👍 (thumb'd) haha

  • @joewall8210
    @joewall8210 6 лет назад +651

    He looks like a side character from gears of war

    • @silentjolt3210
      @silentjolt3210 6 лет назад +19

      The One you mean cole train from gears of war 3

    • @impulse8416
      @impulse8416 6 лет назад +5

      @@silentjolt3210 wooooooo

    • @mcgillisfareed1
      @mcgillisfareed1 6 лет назад +2

      The One cooollleee traaiiinnn

    • @punisher9133
      @punisher9133 6 лет назад +1

      Gow 3 cole train football player

    • @nonameselected7250
      @nonameselected7250 6 лет назад +5

      Hello my fellow gears fans. There's not a lot of us these days.

  • @christophersimmons4376
    @christophersimmons4376 Год назад +10

    Seeing this guy vs who he is now is completely different lol 💪🏻 he’s made big changes ❤

    • @KrishnaSingh-ow1ie
      @KrishnaSingh-ow1ie 9 месяцев назад

      Exactly. I have more muscle than this guy right know. That's what happens when your not natural.

  • @suzukiclaus3028
    @suzukiclaus3028 5 лет назад +221

    Recipe
    3 packs of ramen noodles
    Water
    Remove water
    Add mayonnaise mustard and honey
    Can of tuna
    Can of beef
    Them gains