I used to run a kitchen in a jail, I used to joke I would be on a bread and mustard diet until I leaned about jail cook ups! I had some amazing jail food from inmates. My inmates even made me a cake, it was a nice gesture and I was so surprised at how they did it and colored the icing to spell my name.
I have a pretty long rap sheet. But after when I turned 26 , I joined the ARMY and got my self together. I just hope I never have to live like this again.
Im glad bro is surviving and seems happy. Im also VERY glad that i got out of that life, completely turned my life around, and im out here killin it. Living the 100% sober life, working hard, stashing hella cash away, eating good and living my BEST LIFE. Get out of there soon as possible bro...and come walk the path with me. ❤
I remember every comisarry day we cooked the biggest fuckin stir fry known to man...we used a trash bag with 60 noodles crushed and 30 season packets added and iust microwaved 10 minutes at a time and keep shaking after the noodles brown and turn into grains of rice (in our mind) we add the kipper...the sardines...octopus... Salmon and fishsteak then add diced pickes with chopped summer sausage then mix well and microwave last cycle on 6 minutes then remove n squeeze 10 packs pf cheese in 1/2 cup pf milk with honey/pickle juice and sugar and microwave on 2 minutes serve stir fry and pour cheese over it
the corrections officers (females) buy burner smart phones and bring the phones in. Or visitation people bring them in hide them where the prison workers go to clean then pick up the phone and take it to the guy. 😮
Everytime i went i went in, i end up eating better in there then out here. It crazy. He legit has more seasoning and food products then i have in my kitchen. I get though, the only thing that makes you happy in there is eating, aint nothing else to do.
to be honest thats just false sure the ramens are like 25 cents each, but getting Oysters / macrel and those sausages alone on outside are 5$ minimum, that shits at leasssssssssst 100-140$ not all to bad they aint robbing yo ass.
I needed to see this video. My boy is so content it's a reminder for me to count my blessings and hustle harder. Praying for you to get out asap I admire your demeanor even through you're not in the best of places.
@@ReapingTheHarvest You really think monks just sit around Indian style and meditate all day and shit huh? That’s not real bro that’s Hollywood. And even if you wanna do that in prison, have fun trying to meditate while 50 people are hollering outside your cell all day every day, oh and your bunkie is constantly falling out because he’s a junky
dude you're really set up good in there, i would have the same exact set up as you if i was in there, the flattop stove and the calbinets around it is insane brodie
@@Jessicaann_nah you get real homies in there make real bonds not everything is done to take advantage of someone alot of good people caught up in bad situations and times
Oh yeah, that’s a fat bag my guy! That brings back memories man… I spent 118 months in federal prison after spending 52 months and change at Brushy Mountain. Brushy was in the late 90’s though, so things were VERY DIFFERENT. That’s back when a carton of Marlboro reds was $31.50 at “the shack”. Idk how places do it these days, but back then, there wasn’t a kiosk to order from or even a bubble sheet to fill in. You walked to the “corner store” aka “the shack” aka the commissary building, told them what you wanted and were on your way. None of that order on Thursday, get it Tuesday or only ordering one/two days a week, the shack was open from right after 06:00 count until 10 minutes before 22:00 lockdown, every day except for Sunday. Anyway, great video! I apologize for my long ass rambling nonsense masquerading as a coherent comment
They got to, that's all they got in there is each other! That's how it was where I was at in Texas, it didn't matter black white brown or Asian, we looked out for each other!
As a female I remember getting my commissary in County. It was fun at night to gather with your girlfriends and share a meal together. We always loved sharing a Birthday and putting together a special cake. Food definitely bonds people together in all situations. Thank you 🙏🏼 Jesus I’ve turned my life around since then, but it was life lessons that I had to learn. God bless and Much love 🙏🏼❤️🕊️ PS- Thank you 🙏🏼 for looking out for your cellmate, your kindness doesn’t go unnoticed.
Right, you can't trust nb but if your cell mate gives bk they both good,look out for each other, there's alot of loyalty in there when they have each other bk
That's pretty good you can get all that stuff for $160 your eating better than some people out in the world. Must be nice living it up in the penitentiary. So if you don't mind me asking what penitentiary is this???
I did a few years homeboy, you shouldn’t be bragging about having your life controlled 100% and buying a bunch of vending machine foods. But that was cool of you to look out for the hommie. Much luv 💪🏼
In my county jail , Kings County, California, we are allowed to go $200 a week in commisary or packaged or a combo of the both. At first I was maxing out every week, two giant body bags through my food port. Then it was just sitting there so I went $200 the beginning of the month and $100 a week after that. In state in California it’s $220 a month .
@@thechitownclown8972where in Illinois? Cause In Vandalia (Klandalia) it was $75, you’d have to order off of your buddy’s list who didn’t have $ to order
@@FrankLucas3 I didn't mean every joint. I just said that because he was in California. But that is the way they did it at East Moline and Vienna. Pretty sure they do it in a couple other places but not sure where. I would think the only reason they don't let you spend more than 75 at Vandalia is because it's mostly dorms. But I've never been there so I'm not sure. Then again they change the rules all the time.
@@thechitownclown8972 Ahh yes sweet moline that’s where I wanted to go lol. But Yeah Vandalia is privately owned too so it might be because of that but who the hell knows who makes up the rules. But yeah they would put maximum limits on it. 12 noodles (max) 1 peanut butter (max) etc.
@@FrankLucas3 It's not that sweet anymore. A storm blew their fence down years back, two guys tried to escape and they stopped free movement. This was more than a decade ago. But the good thing about that place was when I had five years left to go I was transferred there and they got Laundry Industries there. I got that job and made a 230$ A month. That's what made it okay. Plus they had a ton of programs so I was able to use my time up pretty good. Only thing is they fucked us on yard a lot.
I'm a brand new co and I want you to know whenever we're doing a shakedown I never mess with yalls food or toss it around I know prison food is trash and y'all rely on your commissary i hope you get out soon and keep your nose clean!
Just out of curiosity, is inspection a thing? And if it is do they fuck up everything you’ve organized and do they bother you about the food just because?
This reminds me of a blind school. I went two years ago. All the food was donated. It’s mostly consisted of beans and rice. Various other things. I remember there was no fresh fruit though and very little canned fruit. We could get a yogurt every now and then, but I remember being so desperate for fresh fruit that I walked a mile to get some I also ended up ordering some Harri and David fruit to have it delivered which cost a fortune when it came, it wasn’t ripe however it got around the dorm that I had fruit. I ended up sharing it with a hole in my friends, and we ate it despite it not being ripe. I’ve seen a lot of videos of other jails. There’s one in the Philippines where they have stores you can buy fresh vegetables and fresh and bread they provide you with rice and like a little bit of vegetables or protein and then you buy whatever you want and cook it. Can you order and have stuff delivered like can you say order from Harri and David and have stuff delivered also, why do they not offer things like canned fruit and vegetables? I mean they can get them in different kinds of packaging so they would not have actual metal but they would be able to get some fruits and vegetables into you guys.
Nice. The commissary in Iowa is what it is, it could always be better. I recall seeing some commissary forms from Illinois once. About 20% more options. 'course, things change. Depends on which facility one's in I guess. One has vending machines in the main hall, another has mad options for ordering specials. Etc.
I see you! I was in Westville in Laporte county Indiana a while back. Bro that commissary look pretty damn good!!😅 other than the Ramen, tuna and summer sausage, all that other shit wasn’t readily available. Live up to the fullest while you in that mua fukka fareal! Hope you get out soon cuzzo!
I was locked up in kiddie camp with a buddie, big black dude.He went to westville and died. Think it was from asthma attack. Cos just left him on the ground, didnt help him at all. But that was like 2014 or 15
Jail food is more than prison food but shebang chips are twice as much on the street. 1.10 a soup at the county jail in NY. 1.10 a small bag of shebangs in jail, same bag is 2$ on amazon if you buy 12 of em.
Everyone down talking buddy but if you never been, you don’t know how good it feels to have store like this compared to the food they serving in there. Especially if it’s county 😮💨
Many years ago I met a man who was a very nice and humble millionaire at a cigar bar in Houston. He made his fortune from the Texas Department of criminal justice. Basically he was one of the main suppliers of commissary products to the prisons in Texas. Basically would buy all the items on a wholesale scale on bulk. Of course rams noodles packets basically a salt lick in a bag or cup was alway his top selling item. But so was tuna and stationary products especially stamps.
Just lately some prisons allow some to have phones, but most do not, and they pay people from out side to have guards bring you one. But you have to be real careful and hide it for inspections and lock downs.
Damn in county jail you get a bag about 1/4th that size for $160 sheesh, o well still glad I didn't go to prison, for someone who doesn't have their own spot though its cheaper than living on the outside
Youll got showered cells? What state is this? Must be nice and can you shower 🚿 anytime or is water 💧 turned on at certain times? I spent 17 years in prison here in Texas you have that compulsive disorder of having everything clean and organized! We end up F-ed up in the head after all those years, I’m watching this video from my restroom and drinking my coffee respectfully not USING the restroom but in prison our restroom area is like the living the toilet 🚽 is the recliner. That is what prison did to me, not saying everyone just commenting with respect 🫡 Stay down for that crown 👑 and hopefully you will be out soon! God Bless and keep it focused until that day comes! Salute 🫡 from San Antonio Tx 🇲🇽😎🇺🇸
25% of my commissary order was ramen noodles. Ramen was the buy in for the nightly Texas Hold Em game. I got bumped by the CO... had a FULL locker (think a high school locker) full of ramen noodles from my poker winnings and they took all my $h!t. It only took me 3 days to fill my locker again. Casinos hate me.🤣😂🙃
This is an example of doing what ya gotta do making a way no matter what. Accomplishing more than the average free man 💪🏽 I WILL Mention this guy in my music foreal like how Jadakiss did... 💯 BLESSINGS BRO
The nikes the phone the amount of money for commissary is wild idk what jail or prison this is but good for you guy doing his bid comfortable 💯💪🙏 get out do better god got you
Honestly guys the jail commissary thing is pathetic.You gotta want a better life for yourself.Aint nuthin cool about 160$ of prison commissary it's sad
Having money while you're down can be a curse as much as it is a blessing... i did a little over a year during the pandemic, and almost accidentally eliminated myself from eating this crap everyday... i came home up 70lbs and with all types of new health issues....i probably had days with 1000%+ sodium intake...(that chili with no beans was fire tho!)
Представляю как директор тюрьмы, и тюремная охрана, заносят под аплодисменты золотую доску Ютуб, и они все твои подписчики😂😂😂 I can imagine how the prison director and the prison guards bring up the RUclips gold plaque to applause, and they are all your subscribers😂😂😂 Google translate, Russian-English
I watch videos like this to keep me on the straight and narrow.
Just to find out you’re still not straight 🌈
On God I respect him for keeping his head up doing his thang . But this ain't nothing to glamorize 😂
I bet you do . .
@@steelerj2000wym?
Me 2
Imagine getting monetized and a plaque in prison
Guiness world record vibes 😂
😂
I make music for these guys doing their bids. 💪🏽 and counting commissary is relaxing. I remember bro 💯 I SUBBED
😂
It's possible honestly
Not even joking when I say this but he has more food in his cell then my kitchen LOL 😂
I concur
Same 😂😂😂
It’s all junk food. Literally what he bought is what my cousins would go pick out my pantry
plot twist, you can leave your kitchen lol
That ain't food. It's all processed cr@p!
Blood pressure went up just looking at this spread
Why so weak?
Yeah, bro's got more saltines than kkk at a rally, birmingham, nineteen fifty five.@toriamigo
@@SamuelButt-zi8yx😂 so specific lol
Agreed!!!
Most of that is used like money inside
U hooked ya homie up! Stay 🆙
I love the way he is super clean and well organized I mean this is how they survive respectfully
If only he can be this organized and productive on the outside ....
I used to run a kitchen in a jail, I used to joke I would be on a bread and mustard diet until I leaned about jail cook ups! I had some amazing jail food from inmates. My inmates even made me a cake, it was a nice gesture and I was so surprised at how they did it and colored the icing to spell my name.
I have a pretty long rap sheet. But after when I turned 26 , I joined the ARMY and got my self together. I just hope I never have to live like this again.
They can hook up anything,some taste better than on the outside,I know bc I been there B4,they will wow you with unbelievable things
He dumps it out like Halloween candy😅
Onion, garlic powder, makeral, oysters, and tuna. Your celly must love you 😂
@@lukevandermark71 fr
Lol😅
Being locked up in a tiny place with a celly is worse than being alone in your cell.
You been there! 😂
@@JohnDoe-fz5pudepends if u got a good celly
Im glad bro is surviving and seems happy. Im also VERY glad that i got out of that life, completely turned my life around, and im out here killin it. Living the 100% sober life, working hard, stashing hella cash away, eating good and living my BEST LIFE. Get out of there soon as possible bro...and come walk the path with me. ❤
Have you relapsed
To G*d's ears
I remember every comisarry day we cooked the biggest fuckin stir fry known to man...we used a trash bag with 60 noodles crushed and 30 season packets added and iust microwaved 10 minutes at a time and keep shaking after the noodles brown and turn into grains of rice (in our mind) we add the kipper...the sardines...octopus...
Salmon and fishsteak then add diced pickes with chopped summer sausage then mix well and microwave last cycle on 6 minutes then remove n squeeze 10 packs pf cheese in 1/2 cup pf milk with honey/pickle juice and sugar and microwave on 2 minutes serve stir fry and pour cheese over it
Yeah…. Nah, I’m good!
Add the Shabangs on top and add more cheese
What prison gives you octopus 🐙
Sounds gross as fuck 😝🤢🤮 But it's better than what they serve free.
Real content that's what this is I absolutely respect this video idk how he got his phone my man doing his thing good for you bro
Imagine being this content in prison.
Kinda makes it not so tough to go back …
Imagine time being this soft.
the corrections officers (females) buy burner smart phones and bring the phones in. Or visitation people bring them in hide them where the prison workers go to clean then pick up the phone and take it to the guy. 😮
U always making the best of it moe keep pushing fam 💪🏽💪🏽
All the moebites I've ever met are either pedos, real-life lovers that love jail, or both!
Just stumbled on your videos today but god bless you bro, I appreciate you sharing your ways, much respect and love I send good energy
Everytime i went i went in, i end up eating better in there then out here. It crazy. He legit has more seasoning and food products then i have in my kitchen. I get though, the only thing that makes you happy in there is eating, aint nothing else to do.
$160 for $30 of snacks is crazy
Shit crazy
You ain't lie 30 tops on the food
to be honest thats just false sure the ramens are like 25 cents each, but getting Oysters / macrel and those sausages alone on outside are 5$ minimum, that shits at leasssssssssst 100-140$ not all to bad they aint robbing yo ass.
@@yungplague5534 you sound dumb ass hell. like if you cant end up in jail an innocent person; like if cops arent dirty and put cases on people...
Where you getting that for $30
Respect for the ones that keep the homies on the new in mind during commissary day
I needed to see this video. My boy is so content it's a reminder for me to count my blessings and hustle harder.
Praying for you to get out asap I admire your demeanor even through you're not in the best of places.
Make sure you rotate your product bro don’t want a 15 yo bag of rice haha
He does and mentions in the vid.. but I think rice lasts a while
@@tobe1207 Rice literally lasts forever as long as it doesn't get wet.
Lol the man does his FIFO
@@tobe1207 I think @sazon860 was memeing since we all know everything he got is processed and will last forever..
Your reality has me thinkin' about how lucky I am...
im the opposite this shit looks nice....
@@astrogenetic8591 Make that a third I'm also a opposite of you I'm not with shit and also feel lucky asl
@@astrogenetic8591have fun in prison. Where there is no woman. Makes me wonder about you.
@@astrogenetic8591 No rent, no slave job... monk life.
@@ReapingTheHarvest You really think monks just sit around Indian style and meditate all day and shit huh? That’s not real bro that’s Hollywood. And even if you wanna do that in prison, have fun trying to meditate while 50 people are hollering outside your cell all day every day, oh and your bunkie is constantly falling out because he’s a junky
dayum yu eating good innat bit 😂
Pgh?
dude you're really set up good in there, i would have the same exact set up as you if i was in there, the flattop stove and the calbinets around it is insane brodie
U a real one for looking out for the homie
Maybe it's his gay homie he is looking out for 😂
aint nobody lookin out for anybody in there but themselves. His homie is gonna have to give that back times 3
@@Jessicaann_nah you get real homies in there make real bonds not everything is done to take advantage of someone alot of good people caught up in bad situations and times
Good deal for looking out for homie. I always helped anyone that really really needed things. Some had nobody. Bartering is good too
im eating exactly like this in the military cabinet full of tuna bread and noodles 😂😂
Keep ya head up g
I used to order one over the phone and my girl would order me one bag online lol walking back with 2 bags of commissary was the best feeling ever 😆
I know damn well you didn't get none of the best feelings of your life in jail 😂
@@mobxcag Ngl hilarious comment but cmon man bro obviously means best feeling ever in jail
Christmas was even better when you could order a special holiday bag from commissary and your family could order up to 3 more. 'course, that was Iowa.
@@mobxcageveryone's standards are different lol
😅😅😅 Sad.
Oh yeah, that’s a fat bag my guy! That brings back memories man… I spent 118 months in federal prison after spending 52 months and change at Brushy Mountain. Brushy was in the late 90’s though, so things were VERY DIFFERENT. That’s back when a carton of Marlboro reds was $31.50 at “the shack”. Idk how places do it these days, but back then, there wasn’t a kiosk to order from or even a bubble sheet to fill in. You walked to the “corner store” aka “the shack” aka the commissary building, told them what you wanted and were on your way. None of that order on Thursday, get it Tuesday or only ordering one/two days a week, the shack was open from right after 06:00 count until 10 minutes before 22:00 lockdown, every day except for Sunday. Anyway, great video! I apologize for my long ass rambling nonsense masquerading as a coherent comment
Bro with all them Oysters and Mackrell i know you blow that toilet up in there 😂
Aww that's so nice that you look out for your friend.
They got to, that's all they got in there is each other! That's how it was where I was at in Texas, it didn't matter black white brown or Asian, we looked out for each other!
@@jerrydonquixote5927 That's good to hear. I like to see that people still have a heart even if they're in a not so good situation.
His cabinet is stocked better than mines
I love how nice and neat everything is, looking good 💯
I bet you can figure out how to make some form of birria tacos with the shredded beef
Y'all stop worrying about where homie is , and enjoy the content, bruh gone get out and transition his channel 🙏🏾
When you are locked up, the state cannot make a profit or tax you on commissary. That's why it's cheaper and you get more
Into what? Another ninja making " how to make prison food? Smh
They make like 10 cents per day
Yup. And they get them jpays all month long@@MaultLiqaDrinka
Word...niggas need to subscribe and support to make it pop for him...
As a female I remember getting my commissary in County. It was fun at night to gather with your girlfriends and share a meal together. We always loved sharing a Birthday and putting together a special cake. Food definitely bonds people together in all situations. Thank you 🙏🏼 Jesus I’ve turned my life around since then, but it was life lessons that I had to learn. God bless and Much love 🙏🏼❤️🕊️
PS- Thank you 🙏🏼 for looking out for your cellmate, your kindness doesn’t go unnoticed.
dude is a real one for hooking the homie up. i cant imagine bein in this place with nobody to watch my back
Right, you can't trust nb but if your cell mate gives bk they both good,look out for each other, there's alot of loyalty in there when they have each other bk
Canteen day is like having Christmas once a week 😆.
Except if you broke you get nothing
I’ll take freedom and Christmas on Dec 25th tho over that lmaoooo
@maxa1656 same here, been out 10 yrs and have a great life today. Under the circumstances of being locked up though canteen day is very important.
U been eating plastic thinking it's rice for years 😂😂😂 worry bout yourself not him
@@maxa1656 what’s so good about a made up holiday?
That's pretty good you can get all that stuff for $160 your eating better than some people out in the world. Must be nice living it up in the penitentiary. So if you don't mind me asking what penitentiary is this???
When you see a haul video, you know some cooking videos will pop up soon.
I did a few years homeboy, you shouldn’t be bragging about having your life controlled 100% and buying a bunch of vending machine foods. But that was cool of you to look out for the hommie. Much luv 💪🏼
I would never eat that s*** on the outside but wen u locked up those items taste like gourmet meals lol
Frfr
Hell yeah,some jail food is the best hook ups if you hungry
In my county jail , Kings County, California, we are allowed to go $200 a week in commisary or packaged or a combo of the both. At first I was maxing out every week, two giant body bags through my food port. Then it was just sitting there so I went $200 the beginning of the month and $100 a week after that. In state in California it’s $220 a month .
Here in IL usually it was always as long as it fit in your laundry bag you could buy as much as you want.
@@thechitownclown8972where in Illinois? Cause In Vandalia (Klandalia) it was $75, you’d have to order off of your buddy’s list who didn’t have $ to order
@@FrankLucas3 I didn't mean every joint. I just said that because he was in California. But that is the way they did it at East Moline and Vienna. Pretty sure they do it in a couple other places but not sure where. I would think the only reason they don't let you spend more than 75 at Vandalia is because it's mostly dorms. But I've never been there so I'm not sure. Then again they change the rules all the time.
@@thechitownclown8972 Ahh yes sweet moline that’s where I wanted to go lol. But Yeah Vandalia is privately owned too so it might be because of that but who the hell knows who makes up the rules. But yeah they would put maximum limits on it. 12 noodles (max) 1 peanut butter (max) etc.
@@FrankLucas3 It's not that sweet anymore. A storm blew their fence down years back, two guys tried to escape and they stopped free movement. This was more than a decade ago. But the good thing about that place was when I had five years left to go I was transferred there and they got Laundry Industries there. I got that job and made a 230$ A month. That's what made it okay. Plus they had a ton of programs so I was able to use my time up pretty good. Only thing is they fucked us on yard a lot.
I'm a brand new co and I want you to know whenever we're doing a shakedown I never mess with yalls food or toss it around I know prison food is trash and y'all rely on your commissary i hope you get out soon and keep your nose clean!
Seem like good dude. Did 7 years 25 years ago. Haven't been back don't plan to
Sure
@@josemendez-fy7km sure what?
Cap😂
Good lookin out for the next man. 💯
Fck looking out
Ain't nothing free
@mistiblu9133 if my celly didn't have money for deodorants..id give it to him for free. Cell too small to be musty and stank.
Ngl I love hauling in groceries when I feel like it but commissary hauls are cool under the circumstances
He thought himself to be a grocery stocker when he gets out.
You need to teach yourself the difference between thought and taught
I only have one question , why is it so quiet ? I worked in prison for almost 30 years never heard a prison that quiet.
He's prob in a cell with one other person,some dnt have TV's in there,now if he was in a dorm it would be noisy asf
6:28 bro tryna take care of his health but swallowing garlic powders by the ton 😭
That’s so sweet of you to look out for da homie… what he do fam?
😂 tf
You are asking wierd questions buddy 😂
@@Fluttershy763 and rocking the iPhone 6 Plus.
@@Fluttershy763 are you a cop
@@kylewelleman no.
Do for your homies hopefully they do for you,hope all is well, i been there & know how it is,salute to you my brother,keep your head up
Do the guards mess everything up when they do shake downs ?
That's what I'm talking bout, he got mad contraband in that cell
@@abovetherest590he’s either at an undermanned facility with lazy guards OR he’s got a great hiding spot for all his contraband lol
He gotta be somewhere laid bk if he got a phone
Just out of curiosity, is inspection a thing? And if it is do they fuck up everything you’ve organized and do they bother you about the food just because?
How did you get a cell phone
That's a good question...
This reminds me of a blind school. I went two years ago. All the food was donated. It’s mostly consisted of beans and rice. Various other things. I remember there was no fresh fruit though and very little canned fruit. We could get a yogurt every now and then, but I remember being so desperate for fresh fruit that I walked a mile to get some I also ended up ordering some Harri and David fruit to have it delivered which cost a fortune when it came, it wasn’t ripe however it got around the dorm that I had fruit. I ended up sharing it with a hole in my friends, and we ate it despite it not being ripe. I’ve seen a lot of videos of other jails. There’s one in the Philippines where they have stores you can buy fresh vegetables and fresh and bread they provide you with rice and like a little bit of vegetables or protein and then you buy whatever you want and cook it.
Can you order and have stuff delivered like can you say order from Harri and David and have stuff delivered also, why do they not offer things like canned fruit and vegetables? I mean they can get them in different kinds of packaging so they would not have actual metal but they would be able to get some fruits and vegetables into you guys.
Nice. The commissary in Iowa is what it is, it could always be better. I recall seeing some commissary forms from Illinois once. About 20% more options. 'course, things change. Depends on which facility one's in I guess. One has vending machines in the main hall, another has mad options for ordering specials. Etc.
Must be in QC
I only watch these when im hungry or eating. Anyone else?😂
U got own pad .. personal tv, a phone with Internet.. full groceries.... that's air bnb ..i know y'all got za too... 😅😂😂
Airbnb minus the pu$$y
Zza maybe
I just found this channel and wondering how someone in prison can broadcast like this and even sell clothing? I must be missing something.
Make a jambalaya moe ⁉️⁉️
Gotta be from DC saying moe
I see you! I was in Westville in Laporte county Indiana a while back. Bro that commissary look pretty damn good!!😅 other than the Ramen, tuna and summer sausage, all that other shit wasn’t readily available. Live up to the fullest while you in that mua fukka fareal! Hope you get out soon cuzzo!
I was locked up in kiddie camp with a buddie, big black dude.He went to westville and died. Think it was from asthma attack. Cos just left him on the ground, didnt help him at all. But that was like 2014 or 15
Jail food is more than prison food but shebang chips are twice as much on the street. 1.10 a soup at the county jail in NY. 1.10 a small bag of shebangs in jail, same bag is 2$ on amazon if you buy 12 of em.
Everyone down talking buddy but if you never been, you don’t know how good it feels to have store like this compared to the food they serving in there. Especially if it’s county 😮💨
Facts
Nah I’ve never been. Cuz I’m not a loser with a low IQ.
@@Perseus6797people like you are always the ones who end up like that
@@OGPvPMC lmao nah I’m not a low IQ loser. Prison is for morons and losers. Like you
Many years ago I met a man who was a very nice and humble millionaire at a cigar bar in Houston. He made his fortune from the Texas Department of criminal justice. Basically he was one of the main suppliers of commissary products to the prisons in Texas.
Basically would buy all the items on a wholesale scale on bulk. Of course rams noodles packets basically a salt lick in a bag or cup was alway his top selling item. But so was tuna and stationary products especially stamps.
How long does that commissary last u?
Week n a half
I be gambling my soups and/or chips playin spades lol… Keep that positive attitude my brother. Hoping the best for you man.
Please explain how you have a phone in prison? Is that a new thing now? They let you keep your phone? Crazy.
things get smuggled in... watch Shawshank redemption. Old but accurate portrayal of jail/prison in the US
Just lately some prisons allow some to have phones, but most do not, and they pay people from out side to have guards bring you one. But you have to be real careful and hide it for inspections and lock downs.
You gotta realize some of these guys have been there for years and know a lot of people they also pick up on the schedules very fast
The CEO’s..they get a family member to send them money and buy a burner phone just can’t get caught with it, idk where he hides it😂😂😂
Damn in county jail you get a bag about 1/4th that size for $160 sheesh, o well still glad I didn't go to prison, for someone who doesn't have their own spot though its cheaper than living on the outside
Stay blessed man, I love your videos
Got way more food then in my what i have in my kitchen apart from the 3 hot meals provided already. Crime really does pay
The clock is ticking they can’t keep you forever you be out soon G keep your head up stay solid
I remember a 80 bag used to damn near that big, shit only 10yr ago. Prices crazy, heard local county charging 2.80 or some for a honeybun rn
You doing it BIG. Chicago stand up!
@@JeradHugginscaption say that . But it could be bs to throw ppl off
Def no prisons in chicago
You ever think about posting some workout videos 💪💪💪
Omg!!! I didn’t know that you can have all of this in jail/prison. Like where is the stove?!? And he got a phone?!? The life right there….
@@JuiceAintFreeTV gonna suck when they find yo phone, eventually is the key word, all love mane
Lol, I've been scanning the comments for this, his energy reminded me of one of those coin pushing channels@@Treemeadow
I was waiting for gom to say "Now all i have to do is pop this in the microwave😂😂😂"
I heard the homie pulled up nd got em right that's solid
How did you get a cellphone?
Dude I got chills...
Memories...
How much time you got?
If you dont mind sharing?
I just pulled 10. 4 more to go
How do prisoners get phone's now
@@JuiceAintFreeTV you gonna walk that shit down broski and com out and go crazy i swear ! gotta come out to NY and do a interview with me !
Hope all is as well as it can be homie keep your head up and eyes down...
This was satisfying to watch
Youll got showered cells? What state is this? Must be nice and can you shower 🚿 anytime or is water 💧 turned on at certain times? I spent 17 years in prison here in Texas you have that compulsive disorder of having everything clean and organized! We end up F-ed up in the head after all those years, I’m watching this video from my restroom and drinking my coffee respectfully not USING the restroom but in prison our restroom area is like the living the toilet 🚽 is the recliner. That is what prison did to me, not saying everyone just commenting with respect 🫡 Stay down for that crown 👑 and hopefully you will be out soon! God Bless and keep it focused until that day comes! Salute 🫡 from San Antonio Tx 🇲🇽😎🇺🇸
25% of my commissary order was ramen noodles. Ramen was the buy in for the nightly Texas Hold Em game. I got bumped by the CO... had a FULL locker (think a high school locker) full of ramen noodles from my poker winnings and they took all my $h!t. It only took me 3 days to fill my locker again. Casinos hate me.🤣😂🙃
the size of that stack of papers on the floor lets me know you've been inside a grip. keep ya head up king
@@JuiceAintFreeTV whats for breakfast today ; I fkn hated gettin woken up this early for bs I wasn’t eating 🤦🏽♂️
He’s a criminal loser
Curious where the funds come from, and contraband phone too, tells me of your character 🤔
Free bro, this life style just made me depressed and I’m free.
das real fa makin sho yo homie straight comin in💯💯
Stay up Fam in there.💪🏾🤲🏾👑💯
This is an example of doing what ya gotta do making a way no matter what. Accomplishing more than the average free man 💪🏽 I WILL Mention this guy in my music foreal like how Jadakiss did... 💯 BLESSINGS BRO
The nikes the phone the amount of money for commissary is wild idk what jail or prison this is but good for you guy doing his bid comfortable 💯💪🙏 get out do better god got you
So if you get into a fight and have to go to the hole for a month do you lose all of this stuff? Or what happens if you get transferred?
The officers supposed to pack it up
I do couple years always you lost a lot when they pack you
Been a minute since the last upload bro hope u good fam
Honestly guys the jail commissary thing is pathetic.You gotta want a better life for yourself.Aint nuthin cool about 160$ of prison commissary it's sad
aint nobody say this shit is cool, you just tripping on shit you made up
Shuuudd up .. mister poopie pantz .
he could have a punk in his cell at night. I dont know if i would but idk fantasizing is cool but it gets boring.......
Crazy that this dude living better than most free person
Damnnn man eating good up in there!! 😂
😂😂 when are you gonna start posting videos on your other channel? Mr Juice 😂😂
Having money while you're down can be a curse as much as it is a blessing... i did a little over a year during the pandemic, and almost accidentally eliminated myself from eating this crap everyday... i came home up 70lbs and with all types of new health issues....i probably had days with 1000%+ sodium intake...(that chili with no beans was fire tho!)
Love these haul videos.
Представляю как директор тюрьмы, и тюремная охрана, заносят под аплодисменты золотую доску Ютуб, и они все твои подписчики😂😂😂
I can imagine how the prison director and the prison guards bring up the RUclips gold plaque to applause, and they are all your subscribers😂😂😂
Google translate, Russian-English
You should have bought some juice, because you already know Juice Ain't Free!
That's cold 🥶😂
I did stupid time in the county jail in Oregon and commissary was the shit! Best god damn cookies! 🍪 I love watching these.
He got a lot of love on his ❤ 📚