*Loli Shion:* _Okayu promised we would marry each other so she's mine_ *Loli Korone:* Legally speaking, marriage is a contract made in conjunction with the law, where two free individuals reciprocally engage to live with each other during their joint lives. To make a valid marriage, the parties must be: Able to contract, and have actually contracted. They must be willing to contract. A valid marriage is not seen as valid if the persons involved are not legally able to enter a contract. This includes: Any person who has no legal capacity due to lack of mental capacity and therefore cannot enter into a contract. Mental capacity also applies to infants, minors including males under the age of fourteen, and females under the age of twelve. If a minor over those ages marries, they must have the consent of their parents or guardians. A promise to marry at a future time, cannot under the law, be converted into a marriage. ... so Okayu is mine.
Korone really has some ideas that are out there. Never in my life have I expected hearing anyone want to use someone’s kneecap as a soup spoon or bowl. LOL
I just love how *pre-schooler* Korone somehow is fully aware of marriage laws and prepared to shut down any fantasies of her fellow children when it concerns owning the cat. But as the kind owner she is, she will always be willing to share Okayu....'s body parts.
*Shion and Korone begin to discuss dismemberment of Okayu* Me: "Oh hell no..." *dials 911* *knock knock* Me: "Oh you guys are already here! Look, there's this two lolis that-" FBI: "And that's all we needed to hear, you're coming with us." Me: "But it wasn't me this time! I mean, what did I do!?"
I commented this in another Okayu playboy video a few days ago (or maybe yesterday, who knows what day it is anymore...), but she is definitely getting uncomfortably close to a nice boat ending with her harem.
That last comment Korone made, "are you serious". That sounded completely different from how I'm used to seeing her talk. So much so, that I'm convinced she was thinking out loud and did not mean to say that. So basically, it was hilarious.
They can have everything else of Okayu but *I have her heart!* _Korone tells Shion to not say poop ended up in Shion says more poop_ is like *telling Okayu to not have another girls ended up in Okayu has many more girls* Shion and Korone: Let's split Okayu... Me: FBI these lolis are dangerous! FBI: Man, you're under arrest!
Shion: she don't need more than 1 girl next to her Marine and Aqua: *breathing intensifies* Edit:Holy shet that went School days route o-o) yubi yubi until she's done
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*Loli Shion:* _Okayu promised we would marry each other so she's mine_
*Loli Korone:* Legally speaking, marriage is a contract made in conjunction with the law, where two free individuals reciprocally engage to live with each other during their joint lives.
To make a valid marriage, the parties must be:
Able to contract, and have actually contracted.
They must be willing to contract.
A valid marriage is not seen as valid if the persons involved are not legally able to enter a contract. This includes:
Any person who has no legal capacity due to lack of mental capacity and therefore cannot enter into a contract.
Mental capacity also applies to infants, minors including males under the age of fourteen, and females under the age of twelve. If a minor over those ages marries, they must have the consent of their parents or guardians.
A promise to marry at a future time, cannot under the law, be converted into a marriage.
... so Okayu is mine.
As expected of a Tokyo U graduate.
you can see that she went to university
@@magnum155 Sasuga Korone. The one that doesn't know what a right triangle is.
She came prepared. No... she is *always* prepared. Okayu better watch out what she signs when Koro-san hands her some slip of paper.
She be playing 4-d chess
Korone really has some ideas that are out there. Never in my life have I expected hearing anyone want to use someone’s kneecap as a soup spoon or bowl. LOL
She's a dog, she knows all about dem' bones. :)
Jees.
I think it was a pun since hiza no sara means kneecap, while sara by itself can mean plate or bowl.
well she knows a lot on torture so theres that
"can I take her other eye?"
"sure :)"
what a generous dog, nobody exactly wants to share another person's eyeball but she just gives it away
they happily talk about mutilating okayu
Poor catto
@@kannatheweeb8836 A mix between Surgeon Simulator and Mortal Kombat.
School Days PTSD
@@nomad123ad That's a nice boat
Not gonna lie, I was expecting Korone to ask for one of her oppai. A kneecap... Wow.
"Hololive is an idol group"
-Yagoo
*muffled coffin dance song*
"Hololive is Homolive"
-also Yagoo
Yandere lolis splitting okayu's body parts,
Damn thats grim and dark
You know it's bad when the conversation is deflated by talking about poop.
Higurashi says hello
She had it coming, two-and-three timing cat
I like how Korone can't help but snicker when saying that Shion's are big too.
Heh
Shion and Korone: _agrees to split okayu_
*coffin meme music starts*
Okayu: why do i hear boss music?
Miko: the time has come, my dear
Fubuki is dancing
This is School Days dark stuff there and I don’t want to talk about it
XD
You give me PTSD....
Nice boat
Werent they supposed to act like pre-schoolers? What the hell was that about desmembering the smug cat?
Y-you didn't have conversations like this as a kid? Children are ruthless
Mayhem Everfree yup, some of them are timid yet most of them are ruthless
maurotula why did i read “pre-schoolers” as “pre-shooters”
I love how this is so messed up lol
Your profile pic fits well on what i felt throughout the video.
Everybody be fighting over Okayu nowadays
I am aswell
This dog and witch took that fighting 'over' okayu a bit to literal.
Okayu: "Haha, cute.."
Okayu: "cu-..hmmm? ehhh~?"
* concerned frown *
* gets up and slowly walks out of the room *
Okayu: *Ight Imma head out*
She gone now
Yeah, out in a couple of body bags.
I see... I'm a "head" out... given to Korone neck up..
Yagoo : "Hololive is...sobs..an idol...sobs..group"
Also Okayu has been evacuated
Okayu: * chuckles * *Im in danger*
Talks about saying "unchi" is bad
Casually talks about mutilating Okayu
imagine you are sleeping,awake because you hear some noises, just to see loli holding a saw
okayu must be running for her life after hearing this discussion lol
Korone: Shion you too maybe...
Shion: really!?
Korone: pfft... yup
Meanwhile, Okayu has secret conversations with Marine
So this is why Okayu was *"like that"* with Senchou in BAqua's stream.. @_@
This turn from Cute and Wholesome into Horror and Wholesome..... shOuLd HaVe ExPeCt ThAt HuH?
This went from adorable to hella dark in less than 2 minutes. These two are unexpectedly really scary.
RUN OKAYU RUN!
I just love how *pre-schooler* Korone somehow is fully aware of marriage laws and prepared to shut down any fantasies of her fellow children when it concerns owning the cat.
But as the kind owner she is, she will always be willing to share Okayu....'s body parts.
*Shion and Korone begin to discuss dismemberment of Okayu*
Me: "Oh hell no..." *dials 911*
*knock knock*
Me: "Oh you guys are already here! Look, there's this two lolis that-"
FBI: "And that's all we needed to hear, you're coming with us."
Me: "But it wasn't me this time! I mean, what did I do!?"
The police were scared of what Korone and Shion CAN and WILL do if they arrest them.
The way they talk...sounds like okayu is a machinery part where they get to share her piece..
I commented this in another Okayu playboy video a few days ago (or maybe yesterday, who knows what day it is anymore...), but she is definitely getting uncomfortably close to a nice boat ending with her harem.
Shion is Coco best boyfriend
Also Shion :
she is later arrested for infidelity
Coco is her rebound after she got jailed for dismembering Okayu with the doggo.
This is an episode "Why did I get demonetize?"
We can report them but I'm afraid something will ge-
I think I witnessed a finger went missing before it could hit "report".
Oh shi-
I’m the second speed
The finalists have appeared
Those punctuation marks on Okayu though.
Korone using her 300 iq on this one, I could never be more proud of her
Love how Korone points out that Shion-neechan and loli Shion-chan sound and act very much the same
" I was a Hololive youtuber like you, 'till Korone took my knee caps" - Okayu probably
*Akutan has joined the group.*
Not 5 seconds in and corone has already declared her dibs on okyu, nice, quality content
Puppy Korone is the cutest thing you'll ever see
Okayu: *covers Otome Dissection*
Shion and Korone: ...
Meanwhile Okayu watching this sweating buckets.
lol korone's puns near the end genius
That last comment Korone made, "are you serious". That sounded completely different from how I'm used to seeing her talk. So much so, that I'm convinced she was thinking out loud and did not mean to say that.
So basically, it was hilarious.
Korone's oppai are underrated
totally normal loli talking about absolutely normal stuff
They can have everything else of Okayu but *I have her heart!*
_Korone tells Shion to not say poop ended up in Shion says more poop_ is like *telling Okayu to not have another girls ended up in Okayu has many more girls*
Shion and Korone: Let's split Okayu...
Me: FBI these lolis are dangerous!
FBI: Man, you're under arrest!
Shion's Korone portrait is Kawaii.
Korone's Shion portrait is Akumu.
Now Okayu's cover of Otome Kaibou is starting to make a lot more sense.
Shion bringing up a cute promise of marriage with okayu and korone bringing up papers and stuff 😂😂😂
I'm scared for Okayu right now
I think smug cat should run for her life
Wow korone, i know she will ask something extreme but i really don't expect that she want okayu kneecap
Okayu=Makoto
Korone=Kotonoha
Poor okayu
Things went from zero to guro pretty fast there
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A witch and a dog talking about dissecting a cat
Poor okayu
When Shion drew the first braid I thought she was giving Korone a chicken body as revenge.
Remember kids: yuri sells.
If only. I know you're joking but Yuri is one of the weakest genre in anime in terms of sales.
Casually talks about dismembering okayu yet saying poop is bad sksksksksks
*"I want her kneecaps so I can drink soup with it"*
...holy shit
This is why Okayu sung Otome Kaibou
Aww, that was cute...Eye..?..Kneecap? Drinking from them?! HUH?!
Dang kids, if you already split the week you don't need to split the person
Okayu WAR !
Thanks for translate!
i cant tell if this is super cute or super horrific
Wonder what will happen after they see what okayu and marine are doing right no-
I thought she was gonna say "and I want her yubi yubi"
Someone's yubi yubi will become nonexistent
Shion: you got big boobs
Korone: you too
Shion: really?, i get that a lot
Korone: *confused* are you serious?
They're so cute yet their topic is kinda scary
I dont know about you guys but seeing a fanart of Korone and Shion dismembering Okayu is something i need to see
Lmao I was sure she wanted her Yubi Yubi. Lol
Local pre-school witch and doggo adorably fights over marriage with a cat and settles it with mutilation instead. Circa 2020 (Colorized)
*_Okayu in Danger_*
Okayu better gonna run away now
I'm surprised Korone didn't ask for yubi-yubi.
Random High Ranking Yakuza: I fear no man, but those girls. They scare me.
"うんち."
🐖: Me likey
Civil war
Purple Witch vs Dog Mafia
Okayu *run motherfker run!!!*
pre schoolers nowadays are so scary
Yikes. Might want to run now Okayu.
they talk about cutting up okayu for marriage then go on to laugh at poop jokes
yeah this is an accurate loli stream
Korone, Shion at first friends
Then rivals
I think we should show shion about Korone search history...
they gonna dissect okayu
Wondered what would happen if Akutan was also there
I never noticed that Korone got that chest on her
Okayu lolicon confirmed?
2 girls and 1 girl
But okayu is a subtitute
And its okay
Shion: she don't need more than 1 girl next to her
Marine and Aqua: *breathing intensifies*
Edit:Holy shet that went School days route o-o)
yubi yubi until she's done
This should go as an asacoco leak. Her Ultimate Boyfriend is cheating again.
Kiss X Sis , Hololive.ver
imagine if loli aqua was here.
loli korone is just korone
Okayun belong to Aqua-chan
these loli be starting from fighting into mutilating someone they loved
**_gasp_**
*FBI: Girls can yall not, jail is gonna be full*
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