@@kingsmoke9350 they have great restaurants mostly french and middle eastern... "English food" itself is not exactly winning any awards. Stay away from jelly eels... however the breakfast is good. Like southern food from the u.s. i personally like shepherd's pie, Yorkshire pudding, then you have working class national dishes like pie and mash or fish and chips. Just gotta go to the right spot. It's kinda like mexican food. You gotta go to an authentic restaurant known for that one dish. You don't go to tacobell or chipotle for al pastor.
@@zoroaster3053 English food isn’t wining any awards. Probably best to check how many English chefs have multiple Michelin stars chief. English gastronomy is up there globally. Fish and chips, pie and mash - you’re just mentioning generic dross. English a la carte is elite level. Educate yourself
There's a breakfast joint down the street from my house called Joey's and they make the egg sandwich exactly how he described. He opens at 5....out by noon.
One of the things I want to do before I die is just shake joeys and lees hands and tell them both thank you because this podcast has helped me survive through everything.
Owning a restaurant is a hard life. If you dont want 60 to 80 hour weeks in your life dont open one. If you want to go home and have peace of mind stay away. Equipment breaks, theft, inflation, staff shortage. The problem is margins. You can never pay a good wage in this business because you can only charge so much before customers stop coming.
I think what’s holding him back, other than the points addressed in this video, is Joey’s come to terms with his own mortality. He’s a 350 pound 55 year old. He doesn’t have a ton of time left. He would be leaving his restaurant to his wife and daughter. You can’t leave a single mom to run a business, who would watch the child? Sure people would help out but it’s no way to live.
other people think about the world being flat, other people talk about whatever, but i talk about owning a barrelhouse with live music and your coffee Joey we could compete with Joey's seafood and host a open mic anything event all art 10 minutes live bands ill play every night i love it but people will wanna play here and we will let them.
What is happening with Lee's facial expressions starting at 11:51? How high is this man? Can somebody check on him? I think he could still be high after over 2 years.
That opening statement from Lee..made absolutely no sense...cmon Lee bro...cut out the stars if u can't handle it. Simple statements are fine..just make.sense.and have a point to them...like ya uncle Joey!
Liquor stores are great fronts and mo ey laundering spots. Why you see a lot of middle eastern people owning a million of them. They are washing money there
Watch him in the other podcast he does. Completely different Seems like a different person. I think in the presence of Joey he becomes a quivering mass of insecurity and naivity.
Just imagine the commercial for Joey's restaurant.
"Stop by Uncle Joey's. It's fucking tremendous!"
“Old guys treat breakfast joints like the bar”
I stg they do😂😂
“Little bit of cream, two scoops of sugar and get outta here!” 😂
I like how Lee starts off with bagels. LMFAO!!!
"La CoCocina" that would be an awesome name!
And their top selling burger would be the " cocaine cheesebooger "
Soup of the day is the "Cocksucka"
“Yes, I’ll have the Boulder Special” lmao
@@Godisazilla damn my boy came back 3 years later and responsed lmao
@@FlipsideJr definitely didn’t think 3 years had passed already hahaha
joey would have a badass restaurant
Bad and ass being the operative words. All of his employees would steal from him. As much as I love Joey it would be karma visiting him.
Bet there wouldn't be any ranch dressing within a mile of the place!
@@milesmayhem5440 you’d have to be pretty stupid or just off your head to steal of uncle joey 👌🤣
Lee gets me so angry when he tries to explain stuff 🤦♂️🤣
Orlando Trejo he's ahead of the game man
Yeah I think he's autistic
I love how joey roasts lee for eating at auful places but he loves to eat at Denny's himself
I would love to see Joey open up an old school coffee shop. Maybe a diner that serves good breakfast and lunch.
Imagine egg sandwich & shot espresso with a joey story. Make you appreciate life
"I have a dream.."
- CoCo fuckiin Diaz
He'd have to name his restaurant "Like A Doctah"!!
Or "Cocksucka's"!
With like 10 different types of blue cheese
To hear Joey talk about opening his restaurant is awesome. He would do awesome with a coffee shop!
I would fly in from the UK to eat there. Would be the best restaurant on the god damn planet
I would hide in your fuckin suitcase bruv idgaf
is it true that food in the UK sucks? I’ve never been which is why i ask
@@kingsmoke9350 they have great restaurants mostly french and middle eastern...
"English food" itself is not exactly winning any awards. Stay away from jelly eels...
however the breakfast is good. Like southern food from the u.s. i personally like shepherd's pie, Yorkshire pudding, then you have working class national dishes like pie and mash or fish and chips. Just gotta go to the right spot.
It's kinda like mexican food. You gotta go to an authentic restaurant known for that one dish. You don't go to tacobell or chipotle for al pastor.
It used to be crap.
I see Gordon Ramsey does a lot of TV in the States.
@@zoroaster3053 English food isn’t wining any awards. Probably best to check how many English chefs have multiple Michelin stars chief. English gastronomy is up there globally. Fish and chips, pie and mash - you’re just mentioning generic dross. English a la carte is elite level. Educate yourself
lee raising his hands to talk always kills me
With his creepy Jewish hands lmao
He's a sweet Jewish boy
I love when Lee talking with the hands 😂😂😂
I miss Joey and Lee together. I am grateful to have Uncle Joey’s Joint. Play on players!
There's a breakfast joint down the street from my house called Joey's and they make the egg sandwich exactly how he described. He opens at 5....out by noon.
buy me one broski
With Taylor ham?
I’m a chef and I love original restaurant ideas and this one would be great specially here in LA
Unfortunately Joey's food cost is extremely low for even Ohio, let alone LA. That combined with rent cost etc. is the issue
Yo coco that Cuban restaurant idea is great you make it happen!
One of the things I want to do before I die is just shake joeys and lees hands and tell them both thank you because this podcast has helped me survive through everything.
thought that was theo von for five minutes
LMAO @ they'll come in for a cup of coffee everyday and give you an ear beating...
My God can lee get anymore Jewy?! Bagels and no competition man! Might as well open a liquor store because shekels!!! Hahahahah
Never seen a jew own a liquor store. Always Indian, Arab, occasionally mexican
Revolutionary ideal for a restaurant, right here!
Like a doctor.
You have to have excellent food, good location and parking, and a little luck to be successful.
“A little bit a cream, two scoops of sugar and get the fuck outa here” is an excellent business model for any coffee shop.
I would love a Joey Diaz restaurant!!!!!
Coco's Delhi
1600 a week selling cellphones back then .. I love Joey and these stories but that seems impossible
Phones were really expensive back then
Smartphones used to be a racket! Before everyone had data plans people were making a killing upselling. It’s dead now.
LMAOOO LEE
He should hire Nino.
Yeah that's so funny. Tremendous. Ha ha. You're so funny Mr joey.
Please open a restaurant joey 😂
Joey's podcast is the other one I watch all the time besides Joe Rogans
Lee had a great point at the start of the vid. I think the same thing, often.
Steve Simone probably one of the most genuine people ever to attend church.
im just throwing numbers up their
Taylor ham an coffee sounds amazing right now
they give you an ear beating 😭
Tremendous
My advice for Vito's if anybody got a similar problem. Try delivery
Salvatore Leoni's character inspiration? And Meowth from the pokemon anime?
Let's open one up JOE iam in ... good food PERIOD!! I'll show you A blue print for what a restaurant should be !!!
I hope his dream comes true
Owning a restaurant is a hard life. If you dont want 60 to 80 hour weeks in your life dont open one. If you want to go home and have peace of mind stay away. Equipment breaks, theft, inflation, staff shortage. The problem is margins. You can never pay a good wage in this business because you can only charge so much before customers stop coming.
I work at a pizza shop where once we run out of dough we close up
I think what’s holding him back, other than the points addressed in this video, is Joey’s come to terms with his own mortality. He’s a 350 pound 55 year old. He doesn’t have a ton of time left. He would be leaving his restaurant to his wife and daughter. You can’t leave a single mom to run a business, who would watch the child? Sure people would help out but it’s no way to live.
I thought he lost weight?? He was looking slimmer on rogans 4th of july podcast?
Brandon Cruz He has been losing weight but he’s been above 300 pounds for decades now, it takes its toll on the body
@@TheBladerRyan Ahhh, I see your point.
I'm sure he will live to at least 70 and by then his daughter will be an adult with a job or career of her own
I would get some eggs and coffee and Uncle Joeys
He should called it "fish eyes".
Your wife is from Bradford Tennessee?!? I've been through there and it's nothing LOL most of my mom's side of the family is from Gibson County
Hey Joe Rogan, my dream is to open a coffee shop
Ha - I love that fucken Lee!
Joey the restaurant owner Diaz
This needs to happen imagine eating cuban sandwiches listening to his stand up LIKE A DOCTA
I’d go to he’s spot for sure
Joey D would take a nap after 4 hours working at a restaurant......does he think you just talk all day in a restaurant???
Is it jus me or is lee always wearing a blue shirt
Wtf. If you have headphones in watch out about 5:00 in. Your gonna go deaf real fast. Someone’s messing with the volume.
I would love to eat at Uncle Joey's
I wonder who the guy that was talking hot shit about his show was? Joey was talking like it was like a couples months prior to this episode.
other people think about the world being flat, other people talk about whatever, but i talk about owning a barrelhouse with live music and your coffee Joey we could compete with Joey's seafood and host a open mic anything event all art 10 minutes live bands ill play every night i love it but people will wanna play here and we will let them.
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Joey"I would love to take you out lee for a slice" diaz
Fresh. Jersey style. /w the aluminum foil.
“La Cochina”
How about 99 cent pizza in ny.
Joey econ major Diaz
That wawa delco collab shirt Steve’s wearing 👌
Skinny kitchen closed up.
Joey I have a head three times the size of a normal human being Diaz
Lunch truck, fuck high rents!
What is happening with Lee's facial expressions starting at 11:51?
How high is this man?
Can somebody check on him?
I think he could still be high after over 2 years.
I wish i was rich. Id help him out with his dream
God lee so uncomfortable in his skin. When he talks he uses his hands. When he stops he looks like someone gonna have a anxiety attack.
Joey I wear a pincky ring Diaz
A restaurant where the food price is affordable and to top it off Joey is there giving out life knowledge is a win won not Chinese Lol
Since lee eats at shitty restaurants, would he eat at joeys place?
That opening statement from Lee..made absolutely no sense...cmon Lee bro...cut out the stars if u can't handle it. Simple statements are fine..just make.sense.and have a point to them...like ya uncle Joey!
Let’s do it Joey,
We will open up a 420 friendly coffee shop
Call it "Who'd ya think ya dealin' wid?"
Liquor stores are great fronts and mo ey laundering spots. Why you see a lot of middle eastern people owning a million of them. They are washing money there
Egg sandwich? Good luck with that.....
Joey you are making me fat
Joey’s co-host is such an odd personality
Watch him in the other podcast he does. Completely different Seems like a different person. I think in the presence of Joey he becomes a quivering mass of insecurity and naivity.
@@Assimilator702 what is it called
Joey i am full of shit Diaz