Jerry Dates A Masseuse | The Masseuse | Seinfeld

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @SkiKoala
    @SkiKoala Год назад +168

    The way Kramer is just laying on the couch, going into great detail about the massage, always cracks me up.

  • @billblaski9523
    @billblaski9523 Год назад +26

    4:30 lmao he tries to force her to give him a message 🤣

  • @Missjunebugfreak
    @Missjunebugfreak Год назад +186

    I always forget that Jennifer Coolidge played this character. She's such a talented actress.

    • @4seeableTV
      @4seeableTV Год назад +21

      I didn't even know it was her until I read the comments. So is the voice she uses these days just made up?

    • @Missjunebugfreak
      @Missjunebugfreak Год назад +12

      @@4seeableTV I guess she just exaggerates her voice most of the time when she's acting. It's always surprising to hear her natural voice.

    • @davidortiz2696
      @davidortiz2696 Год назад

      Argh she's the worst

    • @2old4allthis
      @2old4allthis Год назад +3

      It was years before I realized this!

    • @AllenHanPR
      @AllenHanPR Год назад +3

      This was her very first ever gig.

  • @blackmajima
    @blackmajima Год назад +117

    I tell you, Jennifer Coolidge deserves her roses for such longevity in the industry. When I first saw this episode, I didn’t even put together that this was her lol

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Год назад +6

      This was actually her first paying acting gig. She was already 32.

  • @eaglerabbit8922
    @eaglerabbit8922 Год назад +34

    The way Jerry throws Kramer off the couch XD

  • @LowLevelNC
    @LowLevelNC Год назад +51

    She just dislikes me so much... It's irresistable.
    😂😂😂

  • @AllenHanPR
    @AllenHanPR Год назад +56

    Fun Fact: This was Jennifer Coolidge first ever gig at 32 years old.

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Год назад +11

      That is actually kinda fun. Here's another.. she actually attended band camp when she was younger. I wonder if she has any good stories.

  • @shonda79able
    @shonda79able Год назад +164

    "I won't submit to forcible massage."

  • @Hupomone
    @Hupomone Год назад +21

    I had forgotten how great this episode was. A few laugh out loud moments for me in this clip alone.

  • @mijreed
    @mijreed Год назад +11

    "But I paid for it!" ... the look Jerry gives lol

  • @darshin95
    @darshin95 Год назад +13

    Kramer: I paid for her
    Jerry: Don't you EVER talk about her like that!

  • @projectburpees
    @projectburpees Год назад +32

    Giving good massages is truly work. Pay up Jerry, you're good for it.

    • @angeleyeszarai
      @angeleyeszarai Год назад

      If you LOVE someone, you enjoy it & don't need to ask.

    • @penguin.8201
      @penguin.8201 2 месяца назад

      @@angeleyeszaraihey baby, since you love me so much can you maybe... Renovate my kitchen for me?

  • @FantometteBR
    @FantometteBR Год назад +7

    I love the subtle stuff in it

  • @packergeek10
    @packergeek10 Год назад +7

    "Just Oozes"

  • @Seetiyan
    @Seetiyan Год назад +10

    Weirdest PSA on consent ever! 😆

  • @rjathar
    @rjathar Год назад +4

    The absurdity of some of these skits 😆
    But then again, you have to make it absolutely absurd when drawing parallels to such serious topics or it'll hit too close to home

  • @davideassis87
    @davideassis87 Год назад +16

    Shame on her for inciting Jerry. If she was a decent masseuse, she would not parade around with her oils and incense for anyone to see.

  • @upland77
    @upland77 Год назад +40

    Jennifer Coolidge is hilarious 😂

    • @NutsItsBerserkinTime
      @NutsItsBerserkinTime Год назад +3

      @terry boswell It's funny I rewatched the whole series recently and I didn't realize it was her until I looked up what all of Jerry's girlfriends look like then and now. Mind blown Edit: I didn't realize she voiced lazy susan from Gravity Falls

    • @4seeableTV
      @4seeableTV Год назад +3

      @@NutsItsBerserkinTime Same here. She's mostly recognizable these days for her voice. She didn't sound at all like that back then. So is it just made up to give herself a certain character?

    • @bradford_shaun_murray
      @bradford_shaun_murray Год назад +2

      4:19 she's a massage teaser!

    • @4seeableTV
      @4seeableTV Год назад +1

      It sounds like that's what she's doing. And I guess we could say it's worked out for her.

    • @u47mkbg
      @u47mkbg Год назад +1

      and beautiful

  • @bradford_shaun_murray
    @bradford_shaun_murray Год назад +2

    2:36 Jerry's gettin' heavy, love it!

  • @fromthehaven94
    @fromthehaven94 Год назад +13

    Wait a minute, wait a minute, I need my massages! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BURNT OUT!

    • @specops1903
      @specops1903 11 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂 that is the best line in the entire bit

  • @orion6372
    @orion6372 Год назад +43

    Back when Coolidge looked and talked like a real person lol

    • @MrBmick79
      @MrBmick79 Год назад +8

      she literally became Stifler's mom

    • @mindriot91_96
      @mindriot91_96 Год назад

      She's awful, well past her prime. Trade that in for something tight!!!!!

  • @rc....
    @rc.... 5 месяцев назад +2

    It isn't like Jerry doesn't tell jokes or a chef doesn't cook for his girl....

  • @scarletredmagic6724
    @scarletredmagic6724 Год назад +9

    Stifler's mom😂

    • @ΘΕΟΔΩΡΟΣΒΑΝΕΖΗΣ
      @ΘΕΟΔΩΡΟΣΒΑΝΕΖΗΣ Год назад +3

      Finch: How's Ur mother stifler?
      Stifler: You stay away from my mum shitbrick 😂

    • @scarletredmagic6724
      @scarletredmagic6724 Год назад +1

      @@ΘΕΟΔΩΡΟΣΒΑΝΕΖΗΣ 🤣

    • @befdoglover1
      @befdoglover1 8 месяцев назад

      Finch and Stifler's mom both look at pool table.
      Stifler's mom: You're dead!

  • @trevorsanso32
    @trevorsanso32 11 месяцев назад +3

    It's funny how she hates George but likes Jerry when they're basically the same lol

  • @danielgreenleaf
    @danielgreenleaf Год назад +2

    Coolidge: “its just... I hate that type.”
    Jerry: “ahh he’s a bad seed.”

  • @AJTwo
    @AJTwo 11 месяцев назад +2

    Karen: Well now I hate you!
    George (matter-of-factly): That I'm used to.
    He even alienated the woman who felt full after the risotto.

  • @LTDANMAN44
    @LTDANMAN44 Год назад +2

    hes eating grapes on his belly lmao

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 Год назад +13

    The thing is, did it move during that forcible massage?

  • @Trtevoorryu
    @Trtevoorryu Год назад +4

    George, I wouldn't push for the massage

  • @benjamintribe4652
    @benjamintribe4652 Год назад +7

    Jennifer Coolidge is absolutely stunning!!😍

  • @Jayvans_Super
    @Jayvans_Super Год назад +5

    But I paid for her😂😂😂

    • @insanemkv
      @insanemkv Год назад +2

      My fav part and it was edited out 😢

  • @WhenOne8Becomes2Zeroes
    @WhenOne8Becomes2Zeroes Год назад +1

    I thought this was Dr Melfi from Sopranos at first, didn't realise it was Stiffler's mother 😅

  • @HeliosThunderPlays
    @HeliosThunderPlays Год назад +1

    What about my massage?
    Ask, Newman

  • @ThePatriots010304
    @ThePatriots010304 Год назад +6

    Wow, Jennifer Coolidge without her corny accent.

  • @EZZMONEY
    @EZZMONEY Год назад +11

    Ah yes, the episode that exposed another side of Costanza that needs a team of Vienna psychiatrists. Not everyone has to like you George 🤣

  • @q7zjdwomfvkbj74
    @q7zjdwomfvkbj74 Год назад +3

    Stifler's Mom!

  • @nicholasheredia4235
    @nicholasheredia4235 6 месяцев назад

    2:41 AH! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Stevenirons
    @Stevenirons Год назад +3

    They used the hot woman doesn't get a ticket later when Jerry was dating a hot girl

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Год назад +1

      I actually found Nikki kind of plain compared to most of Jerry's other girlfriends.

  • @retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106
    @retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106 6 месяцев назад

    Look st you come up here with table and little oils 😂 i would expect something too

  • @squaretriangle9208
    @squaretriangle9208 Год назад +1

    And decades later Julia Dreyfus plays a masseuse that struggled to carry her massage table in "Enough said"

  • @wiisalute
    @wiisalute 2 месяца назад +2

    What if Jerry gave her a massage?

  • @billblaski9523
    @billblaski9523 Год назад +4

    Stifler's mom

  • @Cesarini77
    @Cesarini77 Год назад +2

    How old was stiffler when this came up?

  • @u47mkbg
    @u47mkbg Год назад +3

    Jennifer Coolidge was beautiful😘

  • @lestergarcia247
    @lestergarcia247 Год назад +4

    Is this stifler's mom??!

  • @skwisgarskwigelf7191
    @skwisgarskwigelf7191 Год назад +4

    Stiffler’s mom?

  • @debbiehunt5940
    @debbiehunt5940 Год назад +1

    I do kinda sympathize with Jerry here

  • @james2494
    @james2494 Год назад +1

    How Kramer pay his massages?

  • @NotoriousPND429
    @NotoriousPND429 Год назад +4

    Jennifer Coolidge is so gorgeous and funny!

  • @SleevesOfWizard
    @SleevesOfWizard Год назад +1

    Why didn't he just ask her for a massage

  • @angeleyeszarai
    @angeleyeszarai Год назад

    No one I've ever been with has ever had to ask for a massage, I'll just leave it at that lol

  • @Srikchik
    @Srikchik Год назад +1

    She played the masseuse in 1993 and played stiflers mom in 1999?

  • @jamiesmith4293
    @jamiesmith4293 Год назад +1

    Did he try asking for a massage?

  • @mariostelzner4530
    @mariostelzner4530 Год назад +1

    I WAS GOING TO REVEAL A SECRET ABOUT MASSAGE THERAPIST; BUT I DECIDED AGAINST IT. AHAHAHA AHAHAHA LOL

  • @fieldregister2427
    @fieldregister2427 Год назад

    Good old Stiffler’s mum

  • @KawaiiMiri
    @KawaiiMiri Месяц назад

    She'll do anyone for money.

  • @masterprattu
    @masterprattu Год назад

    O O Z E S
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  • @EmmanuelRodriguez-qv5nx
    @EmmanuelRodriguez-qv5nx Год назад +1

    Is that stiflers mom?

  • @shibabhaider9
    @shibabhaider9 Год назад

    I'll be in my booth episode

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy Год назад

    “BOOM!!! Cabs crashing into each other to pick me up!”

  • @rogeriovarela974
    @rogeriovarela974 Год назад

    Stiflers mon

  • @lenintrejo9630
    @lenintrejo9630 Год назад

    great show, maybe the best ever, everything worked just perfect

  • @jeffreyrichardson
    @jeffreyrichardson 11 месяцев назад

    chen wongs own right hand
    richards jeep willeys deer stand
    caitlin mahlerts rand

  • @robquin1525
    @robquin1525 Год назад

    2:38

  • @christopher.saint.christopher
    @christopher.saint.christopher Год назад +3

    Jesus, I never realized how goddamn strange this show was.

  • @Harp_and_Guitar_Moving_Forward

    🎶👍🏼

  • @samueljean4201
    @samueljean4201 Год назад

    This show been on since 89 but got notoriety around 96

  • @SimsMoyal
    @SimsMoyal Год назад

    24.4.23

  • @jeffreyrichardson
    @jeffreyrichardson Год назад

    prostate glands placement
    scott andrews entertainment
    webster arraignment

  • @dwoodstwin
    @dwoodstwin Год назад +1

    Jerry Seinfeld is the most boring part of this show.

  • @Beacon342
    @Beacon342 Год назад +1

    Not funny

  • @sharpnova2
    @sharpnova2 Год назад

    All I want to say is that they can come up with the corniest weirdest explanation for Tanya to come back and season 3 of White lotus and I won't question it.

  • @Gardetrace
    @Gardetrace 5 месяцев назад

    Why didn't he just ask her for a massage?