Lol my cousin used to work with little kids and she once asked a 4-year-old girl "Can I touch your dimples?" And the girl said "Yeah you can touch my nipples!!"
One time my aunt texted me, "I loathe you." I asked her why she loathed me and she said she ment, "I love you," I hope she was telling the truth the second time! XD
Once my friend left her coupons at my house so I texted her and meant to say "you left your coupons at my house" but it changed the word coupons to chipmunks. Her response was hilarious.
In the grieving mother's defense, I seem to recall that long ago in the infancy of txt speak, "lots of love" WAS an accepted variant of LOL. Methinks "laughing out loud" just won out and eclipsed the other much in the way that VHS did BetaMax, DVDs did Laserdisc, etc.
No it what he wanted to say but he did not want to say it because she find him strange so he thought best not but the phone thought it would do it for him so he got a excuse to save his ase. 😂😂😂
Luke Redgate it was because the auto correct all ready knew you wanted to do that that why it change it. Cannot hide anything from the auto correct.Lol
There was that incident I had when me and my friend (we're both Sims 3 players) were talking about the Bonehildas running around my Sims' house. I cheated and due to a glitch, I turned two of them into supernaturals, so we were talking about them and I said "If I lived with those ones in real life, I'd probably pull the odd sucky even more than Jess!" ...Yeah, obviously I meant sicky - that's how much I used to say the word sucky.
Once me and my friend were texting and my friend has this big crush on a boy. I said I think he likes u jsyk. Lets just say I forgot the u and shes like WHO THE HELL IS JSYK???
1:40 it seems that they copied another auto cirrect from before, bc I watched another episode of this earlier and the same thing was onit... And it had a different reaction from Ellen...
I was texting my mom it goes somthing like this Me: mom me and mary are going to kill tommy Mom: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me: what uh me and mary are going to with tommy to buy pines for the test Mom: WHAT MARIA you are coming home right NOW Me: what i mean pens dog im going to destroey my phone Mom: why did you write dog?? Me: uh i had it with this phone i was going to write G O D
I wasn't prepared for the last one.
Same 😂😂
2 years later and I’m still dying. Ahaha.
JoshuaDHI ?
Lol my cousin used to work with little kids and she once asked a 4-year-old girl "Can I touch your dimples?" And the girl said "Yeah you can touch my nipples!!"
Lol me too
your great aunt just passed away. LOL. Cant stop laughing
adom maria that was my teacher!!!!!!
The Lili Show really?!?
I think it was AUNT MAY
ITS NO USE Peter Parker’s aunt
same here
One time my aunt texted me, "I loathe you." I asked her why she loathed me and she said she ment, "I love you," I hope she was telling the truth the second time! XD
Tanya Tuttle It’s time
Well, autocorrect loathes everyone.
@@est9949 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Did anyone notice the battery is always at 80%?
Its just a background....
I noticed
Jessica Liu its a background
Yeah
Come up with a conspiracy theory
My grandmother thought the laughing emoji (😂) is crying. So she said:
„Stephen just got cancer 😂😂😂“
And I was like: 😳😳😳
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oopsie 😂
when i was little i used to thinked the same thing as your grandma lol
This comment has me on the floor😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you for making me laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
phones are so perverted lol
+beth eli It's not the phones
gentle285 it's the people
It's the background you Tard.
@@mesharyotb7663 you dont know. you can only assume
IPhones 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Once my friend left her coupons at my house so I texted her and meant to say "you left your coupons at my house" but it changed the word coupons to chipmunks. Her response was hilarious.
lol
What was her response
Emma Black yes it way’s
Send it to Ellen
What was her response by the way?
Lol what time I texted my friend I was going to trader joes. It autocorrected to trader ho's 😂😐
....
LOL
What time?
@@ellajackson1945 It's not on the video lol, she just said she texted her friend she or he was going to trader joes, but it autocorrected trader ho's
😂😂😂
Madison Wilder No they said “what time” in the comment the person wrote this?
I laughed so hard sprite came out my nose
I almost fell of off my high chair!
And you weren't even drinking Sprite....
I fell off a high chair not a high chair for babys an actual high chair like its tall
oh man XD
***** i wase't active much okay !
Ellen: **breathes**
Everyone: 👏👏👏👏
Lol
Your pfp
Who else is watching this durning quarantine!!!?😋😵😵
Ionela Cirdei yasss
Ionela Cirdei me
Ionela Cirdei yep yep yep 👍🏻
Everyone is commenting this, I’m sick of these comments no offense
Me😂
My auto correct changes girlfriend to hitler
When girlfriend becomes wife, that auto correct will be so correct
Why?
Coincidence I dont think so
xD
Autocorrect is based on your most used words....
Stay away from me!
"I'm going to jump off a bridge now"
First comment in 7 years on your comment
8th
Because they arnt the actual text messages. They rewrite them in that program to keep the people confidential and private.
Ah what?
@@saguidelli The fact that you came back after 8 years is pretty cool.. I respect you
AWWW the dimples one is so cute!
LOL- LOTS OF LOVE EVERYONE...LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
microkosrae i thought that for years.
Six years ago
2:16 I was not expecting that! I spit my gum onto my phone screen 😂
the one about the great aunt passing away is on instagram
Yeah I saw that
Its everywhere
@@HarleyIsABarbie "lol"
How do I have any more OK can you just move on please I don’t want to talk about this right now
Ya I've seen, probably 4 years ago I guess
The mom during quarantine: Hope everyone is safe. LOL!
Everyone else: 👁👄👁
That was way too sarcastic bro🤣
I love Ellen. She makes me laugh every time I watch her show.
One time my mom texted me "I'm going to pick up egg dye" but it autocorrect to "I'm going to pick up a guy".
Lol 🤣🤣🤣
In the grieving mother's defense, I seem to recall that long ago in the infancy of txt speak, "lots of love" WAS an accepted variant of LOL. Methinks "laughing out loud" just won out and eclipsed the other much in the way that VHS did BetaMax, DVDs did Laserdisc, etc.
Yeah, I think lol has become so ubiquitous that it doesn't even mean anything anymore. Nobody is actually laughing out loud when they type that.
Thank you Ellen... you never fails to make me smile ❤️
lol he's lying he really did mean nipples he's just trying to save himself :)
😂😂😂
No it what he wanted to say but he did not want to say it because she find him strange so he thought best not but the phone thought it would do it for him so he got a excuse to save his ase. 😂😂😂
This is really good. This is a segment you should keep forever.
The last one kills me every time! Hahaha my stomach hurts. 😂
the last one though 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I texted: I saw Jennifer Lawrence in the hunger games
But auto correct said I screwed Her.
My friend texted back : Tmi
Then I realized it
lol
Tmi?
Rohan Shinde too much information
Luke Redgate it was because the auto correct all ready knew you wanted to do that that why it change it. Cannot hide anything from the auto correct.Lol
Luke Redgate yes I did
when you start watching ellen videos, there is no way you can stop.
I love how Ellen just reads it all with a straight face.
Rehearsals dude rehearsals
bless her heart, Lots of Love
1:20 that actually happen to my mom XD
hunnykun101 lol (lots of love jk)
HaloSalo Make sure you stay with your mom she needs a company for me I couldn’t do it
@@MrNikkimaxine ???
The second clumsy thumbsy on this one must have led to a lot of awkward phone calls. 😂😂😂
lots of love 😂 (who is watching this in 2017???)
albusky03 balonmano es mi pasion 2018
albusky03 balonmano es mi pasion, of course!
Hi 👋
2019
2019
The last one was awesome!!!
Your so nice you have a big heart ❤️ and a amazing person I love ❤️ you so much
Sammy B can you spare to stay in my room for now I can’t watch
Yeah it’s because that she knows it is good for her and I don’t want her like being left out but thank you for everything
these were HALORIOUS
The way Ellen reads it make it so much more funnier😂😁
I absolutely love this segment!
Hahahaha LOL?? Lots of Love? Damn my favorite.
3 years and I'm still dying. 😂😂😂
Hahahahaha. How is that possible? Auto-correct hasn't done anything like that to me.
It sometimes "corrects" by replacing a word more commonly typed. So all those naughty ones? Yeah.
Bring this back
THE LAST ONE OH MY GOSH BAHHAHA
LOL the great aunt one was amazing!
"Your great aunt passed away. LOL" HAHAHAHA I'm crying
I LOVE YOU ELLEN
I love you so so so much Ellen! Your so funny and kind!! :)
rosie 8th This is sweet to say
Thank god school's almost out, now I can watch Ellen's videos without having to think about my homework.
Hey bro, u in college now? Working?
Yo, what you upto
THE LAST ONE OMMMG LOOOOL nipples😂😂😂😂
Lol!!! Lots of love! Ellen does the most funniest segments
ellen you are soooooooo funny auto correct is one of my favorites and aparently confused😨😨😨😨😨😨😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😈😈😈😲😲😲😻😺😹😼😸😼😹😺😻😺
the last one was the best!
laugh out loud and lots of love
Oh my god these made me die!😂😂😂😂😂Lots of Love
Owen Baxter for love me yes will this be good
That last one, was gold LOL
That last one… Gene Rayburn made the same mistake.
I cannot stop watching these! Help me!!
Humans: Exist
Ellen: *Hippity Hoppity you're now my property!*
The last one I was not prepared for
lol dang she sent it to everyone? My mom thought WYd meant '' what would jesus do''
oh noooo
Too good!!! I love you Ellen!!!
Say your other vids XD there so funny LMFAO!!!
Post more like a few hours left XD
I am addicted to watching Ellen clips...especially during exams....
There was that incident I had when me and my friend (we're both Sims 3 players) were talking about the Bonehildas running around my Sims' house. I cheated and due to a glitch, I turned two of them into supernaturals, so we were talking about them and I said "If I lived with those ones in real life, I'd probably pull the odd sucky even more than Jess!"
...Yeah, obviously I meant sicky - that's how much I used to say the word sucky.
The best in a really long time!!
First one is just more hilarious then any other one because it's Portia!
I miss this segment
2019?
Very funny love the dimples one at the end
Hey I did my dad pick me a text and said that you texted him to see what he did for me you didn’t mean you can text him to tell me what he did to me
(I used auto correct)
This is why I read my texts before I send them haha
You great aunt just passed away. Lol. (Dictionary meaning of LOL is little old lady?)
These messages totally made my day so happy and LOL not lots of love.
so some are repeated...
Love watching these Ellen episodes on here but the ADs!! 😖 the drive me crazy
i think some of them are planned out
Lots Of Love
And this is just another reason why samsungs are actually better!
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ELLEN!!
Once me and my friend were texting and my friend has this big crush on a boy. I said I think he likes u jsyk. Lets just say I forgot the u and shes like WHO THE HELL IS JSYK???
Ellen is a good person
2:11 Haha Omg I'm crying that's so funny
my mom did the LOL thing before thinking it meant Lots of Love. she was giving condolences to a friend who's husband passes away.
The last one I died
the last one was awesome :D
1:40 it seems that they copied another auto cirrect from before, bc I watched another episode of this earlier and the same thing was onit... And it had a different reaction from Ellen...
Correct* xD
true...l noticed that with many of these
Did she seriously ask if everyone knew what LOL means?!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh. That's what vets do:P
Lots Of Love =D
But did he get that second date though? 🤣
Ellen I love ur show
not ready for LOL
Actually when I was in secondary school I too thought that LOL meant Laughing out loud and Lots of love...
"Okay, last one" I told myself
Two hours later.....
Made my Quarantine! ❤️ 08-24-2020
I was texting my mom it goes somthing like this
Me: mom me and mary are going to kill tommy
Mom: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: what uh me and mary are going to with tommy to buy pines for the test
Mom: WHAT MARIA you are coming home right NOW
Me: what i mean pens dog im going to destroey my phone
Mom: why did you write dog??
Me: uh i had it with this phone i was going to write G O D
LoveBear PlaysGames you copies the killing tommy one
Copied*
Autocorrect 🤣🤣
LoveBear PlaysGames That is fen
Loved the last one!😂
I've been watching Ellen Videos for over 2 hours now...
I love Ellen
I absolutely love these videos! x