New Segment! Auto Incorrect
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2011
- If you've ever sent a text message on an iPhone, you know that sometimes it guesses words for you, and they're not always right. In this new segment, Ellen shows texts that were sent where autocorrect got it hilariously wrong.
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The way Ellen reads it makes it 10x funnier 😂😂😂
True😂
I know right!,
Yeah lol
True true lolz 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😆😆😆
Right 😂
Once I meant to say 'Patience, Young Padawaan' but autocorrect changed it to 'Patience, Young Prostitute'
i imagine an old (not elderly) man saying this to a very young prostitute (just a beginner) when she is doing it too fast haha
Same thing 😂
Knops eeeeeew
LOOOOL
😂😂
Now you can text anything to whoever and if it goes bad just blame it on autocorrect.
Did that to my frenemie once. Worth it XD
Yup. Works every time!
"Hey Jim u left your phone at my house last night"
"Jim u should probably come get it"
"R u ignoring me?!"
"JIM I SWEAR TO GOD!"
"Oh wait"
This made me laugh so hard!!!!
lmfao
Sweet Tiny LOL
Sweet Tiny lol 😂😂😂😂😂
Susy u saw that on youtube
"hey dude you left your phone at my house"
"Ok"
"Oh wait you cant answer"
"WTF DUDE R U IN MY HOUSE"
"i was hungry"
the app called FAKE A TEXT app. Available on appstore. 😀 We've been deceive.
I've seen that before ITS F.A.K.E
Xd
once I was texting my friends and I wrote I got a baby tortilla I ment to say I got a basket of chocolates
what!!??😂😂
Lol 😂😂😂
N no bn no b mbn. B b Ng b b. Mn mgnmhngnf bgrhthgmtgntgyyyhyyjytttttyyhy ttyttyhytyttyyttyttgt
Kool
aa X
I texted: Did you see Ariana grande at jingle ball?
My phone said: Did you screw Ariana grande at jingle ball
My friend texted: unfortunately no
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
LOL.Haha
L00KY P00KY lOL
LOL you just made my day
😂
It's an easy mistake. The other day I wanted to text to my wife 'What time do you finish working?' but instead somehow I typed 'You've ruined my life you miserable old witch'. Oh, how we laughed!
+goldeneddie Sure...
there s quite a big difference between the two, don t u think?
سلمي versus سميمي lol too funny
goldeneddie r u sure ur phone typed that?😂 R u sure it was autocorrect😂😂
right?! it's an easy mistake! haters are gonna say it's fake 😂😂😂😂😂
Im just so addicted to this show, Ellen is the best. This is soooooo my fave segment. Loves ya Ellen xx
I just never get tired of these. They make me laugh till I fart..every time..literally.
this made me laugh 😂
Fart?
+LeAnn Cortez they make my laugh till a sweat and fart and pee
Now that's something funnier
Do that as well
Ohmygod...once I actually texted to my first crush 'gimme a sec' but auto correct changed it to 'sex' and I didn't realise until after I sent it! Everybody in my grade found out :( omg so embarassing
OMG the EXACT same thing happened to me one time, but luckily I realized right as I was about to send it
RaquelCat11 I wasn't so lucky...
Of course the x is right next to the c. Could’ve hit x by mistake.
RaquelCat That's what happened to my friend when she texted me.
My reply: Unfortunately, I am a straight girl and cannot do that for you.
😂😂😂
But isn't it ultimately what you wanted anyways?!
This autocorrect happened to my friend 😆
My Friend: Omg josh finally ended with me!
Her Other Friend: yes! Josh wasn't the guy for you! He was really demanding! Honestly I don't know how you put up with him! I'm glad you two broke up!
My friend: stupid auto correct! I mean josh finally ENGAGED with me...
Her Other Friend: oh ****, umm...congratz?????
BuddahFlower don’t believe you
Yeahhhh same, I find it hard to believe that one
I think this totally seems possible. Not likely, but it was bound to happen to someone eventually
the funniest thing that made me laugh was when ellen said "if u have any of these plz send them to my ladybits" XD
Auto correct once told my best friend that she was going to bed a good worker rather than be a good worker 😂
Rach Alderson xoxo
Once I was texting my friend, and she was trying to say Pencil I think, and her phone autocorrected it to "penis" XD I found the whole thing hilarious.
Me: hey, im meeting my best friend. I have seen her in two toilets
Friend: wtf
Me: *haven't and years
Friend: how on earth did you go from years to toilets
Me: idefk
My brother got a text from my cousin where my cousin said something about his "Aunt Debt". He meant "Deby", but his iPhone didn't recognize it because it's an unusual spelling of the short form of Deborah.
Conversation with my mom:
"Omgosh, the bus is not here yet and I'm nourished!!"
"You're what?"
"I'm nourished!!"
"Nourished!!"
"BOOORED!!!"
Play Pokemon go, that will solve your problem
Wait if auto correct is based on your most used words-
I wrote "Hello, how was your day" and my handy made "Helligkeit, bis was RUclips Day" (brightness, to was RUclips day) because of german.
Die kennen das Wort "Handy" nicht, das ist ein Mobilephone, oder cell phone
The other day, I was trying to type the word, "freakin," and my phone suggested "foreskin." 😂 Never used that word on my phone before!
LiebeAlle this in bag yes
Yes you have, cuz autocorrect only uses words that have been searched up on your phone.
Autocorrect. Only uses words that have been looked up....
i have my auto correct but its in Arabic i was talking to my cousin and some of my family are there so i told her to say hi to them but it ended up saying poison them, she was like WHAT???
Love it hhhhhh
I have text speech on while driving and my old phone sometimes used to pick up radio voice talking. Like when I voice texted someone and thought it was over, it kept texting everything radio said and sent it! Person receiving must have thought I was crazy.... :(
Maybe it was predictive text
Do Force me to do so that I don’t want to do a hygiene is very important to me
Oh man Ellen. Luv u so much. Had a bad day, so thanks for making it better.
I have literally been watching Ellen ALL DAY! good way to spend my day off!
i was texting an adult telling them about something i found out and was meant to say 'i was freaking out' auto correct said 'i was f*cking out'.... welllll that ended badly
LOL I can imagine hahaahha
Send em to my lady bits if you like. XD I lost it right there
I remember the one time my friends were going to go play dodgeBall and it spelled dog ball we laughed for like 30 mins. I said have fun playing dog ball. have fun throwing dog balls at people!
I’m coming from the future! This is now called CLUMSY THUMBSY 😂❤️
This video was posted on BTS Leader's birthday who is RM. No one noticed? No? Just me? Commenting in 2019? Only me? Okay.
I saw this on something and I dunno who did it
Mom: how's my pregnant little daughter
Girl: MOM HOW DID U KNOW?!?
Mom: I Ment Pleasent
Mom: WAIT WHAT
Girl: ...
plz make this kinda segment more I loved it
Lol I love this!!! You are awesome! You keep me going. ❤
Why do All those phone have 80 %
Apple screws up a lot of stuff, including autocorrect
i love ELLEN SOO MUCH
Isabel Schwartz you cannot love her more than me. :')
These segments are hilarious. And it's crazy how just five years ago texting was so new.
omg I can't stop watching these!
Here's One:
MOM: OMG! I'm finally pregnant!!!
GRADNDMA: WHAT?! Come home, NOW!!!! YOU NEED TO LEARN YOUR LESSON!
MOM: Woah! Chill mom! I ment patient!
GRANDMA: OH! THANK GOD!
Here's another one:
DAUGHTER: OMG! MOM! I got pregnant!!!
DAD: WHAT?! COME HOME NOW!!! We need to talk about this!
DAUGHTER: Nah! I'm just kidding! I got an E+ on my math test.
DAD: OH THANK GOD!!!
Here's the last one:
BOYFRIEND: Darling,
If you are smiling, sent me your smiles,
If you are crying, sent me your tears,
If your sleeping, sent me your dreams!
GIRLFRIEND: Uh... I'm in the toilet. What do I sent you?
Like if you loved it!
Marija Jekic here are some I found on the internet:
Daughter: DAD IM PREGNET!!!!!
DAD: WHAT!!!!!
Daughter: just kidding I failed my test
Dad: OH THANK GOD
Text #2
Mom: Your uncle died last week LOL
Daughter: Mom LOL means Laugh Out Loud!!!
Mom: Oh! I thought that ment Lots Of Love. I sent that to EVERYONE!!!
WTF THIS DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE!! THE FIRST ONE ESPECIALLY. "I'M FINALLY PATIENT?" WTF
" Mom" that mean she had kids so why is grandma mad at her
And she is also old enough and why come home?...she definitely should have her own house
And i seen one of these so u copied it from somewherr
AndreaBeauty101 awx *Send not sent xD
One time I texted my friend " hey wyd, just got hit in the face by a car" she texts back " omg how are u alive?" I message back " I said can! Not car"
going through this playlist was sooooooooo worth it XD strange tho how the last part is the first original segment
if i need a laugh i just watch these. makes my day... now off to work. I really should have my husband watch these
"Send em' to my ladybits if you'd like" I died XD
I text my friend and I said to her have a nice deathday and I meant nice birthday. LOL
I don't know how Ellen keeps it together when reading these out, I would be laughing so hard:P
That was sooooo funny. I love you ellen
Once I told my friend I was gonna shut down my phone. AND DIS DAMN DEVICE replaced shut with SHIT
You can tweak autocorrect in your phone .... or in your buddy's phone! A friend of mine always texted "Love you!" to his girlfriend. I tweaked "Love" to come out "Fuck"
They broke up. 😓
Oh my gaaaaaawwwd stop Ellen now I won't be able to sleep tonight! Too obsessed
One does not simply stop watching Ellen's videos
My autocorrect incident:
Cousin: hey how are u
Me: good
Cousin: so what did u do today?
Me: oh well me and my friend went swimming in her poop
Cousin: ????
Me: OMG I MEANT POOL!!!! NOT POOP!
Yuck 😂😂
Who's watching in 2016?
yep
Meeee!!! They are just SO FUNNY!!!
I am watching this too.
Greetings from Germany
+Cupquake girl :p
+Cupquake girl me and my twin sister :D
LOL the most ironic thing just happened! There was an ad for "Dice with Ellen" before this vid came up.
Ellen, thanks again!
Like if you thought about castle and beckett when the first one was on
Lorana Ashford I totally did! Going to binge-watch it tonight 😄
Girl just go to settings and turn auto correct off!😂❤️
D
I luv this show so much! Makes me laught all the time!!My name is Michelle and It was like the people were texting to me xD
Can't sop watching these!
OMG Dying 8'D
I turned auto correct off on my 5S because I know how to spell things anyways.
just became a fan of clumsy thumbsy..... lov u ellen......
My friend Erica texted me , "happy Mormon ." Lol I love u Ellen . Your hilarious.
Going to make up an atoucorrect
Shickwisha 💜can you get me food
Mom🤑yes my baby gorilla
Shickwisha 💜WHAT!!!
Mom 🤑i mean girl
Shickwisha 💜l don't care just get me food and I will be a gorilla 👍🏿
i just copied this from my phone
_________________
| MOM --|
Hi
washupa
??? oh
gosh i meant washup
whsha
WHASHUP
I GIVE UP I HATE
AUTO COMPANYS
UGH
oh...
I just wanted to see how
your project for math was going
um... hello?
I once tried to write
"damn autocorrect"
and it turned out as:
"damn autoerrection"
i found out it is not a good idea to eat while watching these. I choked a lot!!!!!
Once i texted my boyfriend I hate you n then lied n said the auto correct changed it i write i love you cause i did hate him at one point n wanted to say it but without him knowing thats how i felt so i blamed it on the auto correct
omg I have a good one
Josh: love you bae
Kate: I love you to Brian
Josh: WHOS BRIAN
Kate: aottocorrect I mwent JOSH I SWEAR
That could tear a relationship
THE JOURNEY NEVER ENDS. Time to watch them all over again.
I've seen so many of these on dyac, but I love them just the same!
Lol bananagirlEMOxx
Im in a tough situation im hungry and thirsty but i cant stop watching ellen,im not closed to the end,the outcome looks grim.
ellen I love your show ..it such comfort and it makes me laugh so hard .. thank you so much .. I know you probably wouldn't get to read this.. but I'm going through a really rough time ...I don't think i will have a solid future..my parents can't support me.. my mom wants to leave me .. and my step dad doesnt care about us.. my dad passed away ... i think all of this is too serious to say it on youtube..really thank you so much
The last one is defiantly my favorite.
These are so funny!
oh my god! it all began when i clicked an Ellen video by mistake...... 2 hours ago!!
All of those are A TOTAL LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That is so funny. You should try to send that to Ellen.:)
What!?
2 years already!?
Woah, time flies...
This vid was posted on my birthday!
The first one is priceless
WOW.. ellen u really com up with creative ideas..!!
I've been watching Ellen's videos since lastnight and I'm still watching...I got shit to do today..dam you ellen lol
i love you ellen
This ad is sooo funny
This video was uploaded on my birthday.
I've seen the divorce/disney one. cracks me up.
GREAT!!! Love sew segment!
Ellen is the answer to all our problems haha
You can just thank Ellen.
I feel that we need to correct autocorrect more than it corrects us
If my parents go to Disney without me I'll divorce them
My gosh I love this video quality XD
trying not to burst out laughing right now cause everyone is asleep already
MORE OF THESE!
lol the last one was pretty funny hahaha
text my daughter, do you want anything brought home to eat... no im eating my cervix... she meant cereal pmsl
lol this is so funny!!!! i love u ellen..
"why does your phone know the word lady bits" omfg i laughed so much!!!!
Hahaha I've watched all the auto correct videos ...I laughed so hard now my face hurts
ELLEN!!!!!
LET ME GO TO BED!
I HAVE WORK IN THE MORNING!
ooohh, more vids!
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