More Clumsy Thumbsy Autocorrects

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  • Ellen has another round of Clumsy Thumbsy, and these autocorrect mistakes are even more hilarious than the previous installment! Warning: Your stomach may hurt from laughing after you watch it.
    Do you have a funny autocorrect? Show us here. ellen.warnerbro...

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  • @maldito214
    @maldito214 8 лет назад +847

    i was drinking soda then she said boy or girl GORRILLA SPILL ALL OF IT

    • @Megan-bd5kn
      @Megan-bd5kn 8 лет назад +1

      +Kirithan hahaha

    • @LEL612
      @LEL612 8 лет назад +2

      ikr hahahahahhaha

    • @mertbalbal4624
      @mertbalbal4624 8 лет назад +1

      well this was a spoiler for me, thank you for wasting a good opportunity for a grand laughter.

    • @PRINCESSASHWINII
      @PRINCESSASHWINII 8 лет назад +12

      +mert balbal why did you read the comments first then???

    • @boohoo1785
      @boohoo1785 8 лет назад +13

      +mert balbal You shouldn't read the comments on comedy Videos. Read them after. Of course people will talk about them in the comments. just a Tipp from me

  • @JSonicX7
    @JSonicX7 10 лет назад +694

    "I devoured a baby in a cab." Just your normal everyday life.

  • @IWasAPepper
    @IWasAPepper 10 лет назад +3119

    How does "overtime" turn into "playboy"? Likewise how does "squirrel" turn into "burglar".

    • @marleylowe2526
      @marleylowe2526 10 лет назад +74

      LOL, IDK DONT ASK ME

    • @mxdelyn1353
      @mxdelyn1353 7 лет назад +14

      IWasAPepper Surglar

    • @moonbunny1812
      @moonbunny1812 6 лет назад +42

      Well. "overtime'cld mean "im over you big time" , which cld possibly mean that the guy was a playboy. Burglar sounds like squirrel

    • @jessiejean114
      @jessiejean114 6 лет назад +20

      IWasAPepper what mine did it used to autoccorect words i spelled right and make them wrong for example "almost there" "alnost three"

    • @haileyhinz2475
      @haileyhinz2475 6 лет назад +9

      Cuz its autocorrect....duh bitch

  • @SaraHouck461
    @SaraHouck461 9 лет назад +628

    I lost it at "Pringles, not prostitutes"!! 😂😂😂

  • @midorinoatama
    @midorinoatama 6 лет назад +562

    *Me trying to flirt:*
    How's life baby gorilla
    Baby girl*
    Wtf

    • @raziamaola8439
      @raziamaola8439 4 года назад +24

      ugh I'll just go with it. how's life my haramBAE

    • @Axel-pj9vk
      @Axel-pj9vk 4 года назад +3

      Stonks

    • @tiashadas4381
      @tiashadas4381 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mesee8820
    @mesee8820 6 лет назад +458

    This reminds me of a conversation me and my friend had:
    Me: Hey how did the date go?
    Friend: Great. I went to her house since her parents weren't home and then we went to the back of her house and I killed her. It was the best feeling ever.
    Me: Dude what the hell I'm calling 911!
    Friend: Oh my god I can't stop laughing right now. I meant to spell kissed and it autocorrected to killed 😂😂
    Me: LOLLLLLL

    • @Bloo-hn7lj
      @Bloo-hn7lj 4 года назад +15

      Monster Kid LOL😂😂😂😂

    • @TheRagingReaper
      @TheRagingReaper 4 года назад +14

      You were just gonna immediately call the police?

    • @chuuchuutrainn
      @chuuchuutrainn 4 года назад +9

      TheRagingReaper wouldn’t you do that

    • @quirkyquinn6687
      @quirkyquinn6687 4 года назад +6

      Me See Boi everyone has seen this before. Unoriginal...

    • @pyne
      @pyne 4 года назад +5

      This is awesome on so many levels😂

  • @ninarotti6141
    @ninarotti6141 7 лет назад +248

    RIP in peace Tim. He will be missed.

    • @dogefan12349
      @dogefan12349 4 года назад +30

      Rest in peace in peace

    • @sclinq
      @sclinq 4 года назад +21

      Sure he will rest in peace in peace

    • @dogefan12349
      @dogefan12349 4 года назад +16

      It's just RIP

    • @katarinarose3379
      @katarinarose3379 4 года назад +11

      Yes tim, rest in peace in peace

    • @user-fy4us4jm8v
      @user-fy4us4jm8v 3 года назад +5

      If only the brunch spot had opened an hour earlier, Tim might still be alive.

  • @itsmaeganjoy
    @itsmaeganjoy 8 лет назад +897

    And this is why i turned auto correct off

    • @youdontknowme3276
      @youdontknowme3276 8 лет назад +9

      Dame

    • @sokayla2224
      @sokayla2224 8 лет назад +16

      +Shkeisha holmes u should have auto correct on lol

    • @i.i.2061
      @i.i.2061 8 лет назад +1

      Me too

    • @bisectro
      @bisectro 8 лет назад +1

      my phone doesn't remove auto correct...darn

    • @bisectro
      @bisectro 8 лет назад

      Kwan Yoon Samsung J105F mini

  • @anbfrey
    @anbfrey 9 лет назад +486

    Now I know why they never fixed the auto correct issues XD

    • @laprasquad3705
      @laprasquad3705 9 лет назад

      Lol
      On Wed, Aug 5, 2015 at 2:25 PM, Google+ (Ms. Cutie Cupcake (kind, anime
      lover, artist, Anti-swear)) wrote:

    • @megthefangirl5298
      @megthefangirl5298 9 лет назад

      XD

    • @anbfrey
      @anbfrey 9 лет назад

      Ikr

    • @anbfrey
      @anbfrey 9 лет назад

      There's so many other funny ones u guys could watch

    • @megthefangirl5298
      @megthefangirl5298 9 лет назад

      I never thought that there's actually a show for that

  • @taodru907
    @taodru907 5 лет назад +276

    *RUclips recommendations*
    2011 - Nah
    2012 -Nope
    2013 - No
    2014 - Nooo
    2015 - Not quite
    2016 - Nah
    2017 - Ofc! Not
    2018 - No
    2019 - Perfect!

  • @Centrinario
    @Centrinario 10 лет назад +615

    "I snack on prostitutes"
    Breakfast of champions

    • @amyshaw444
      @amyshaw444 5 лет назад +7

      I know you wrote this awhile ago but I just laughed so hard

    • @johnnyd655
      @johnnyd655 5 лет назад +2

      I did last week lol

    • @captainrobots1
      @captainrobots1 5 лет назад +3

      That's some nasty p*$$y

    • @luckygamer_1252
      @luckygamer_1252 5 лет назад +1

      Like how DQ serves burger lovers now

    • @antimonyrocks3939
      @antimonyrocks3939 4 года назад +1

      You call them champions?? I hope you're ashamed

  • @bettypatron026
    @bettypatron026 11 лет назад +116

    I love how Ellen explains her stories or how she reads things in general. She makes things extremely funny

  • @jessiejean114
    @jessiejean114 6 лет назад +44

    "im so high" to my mom
    mom: "come home what did you take!"
    "im so HOT" autocorrect....

  • @iroverice169
    @iroverice169 10 лет назад +17

    I can't take it. "Boy or Girl?" "Gorilla"
    I laughed so hard it hurts

  • @JungleEmpress87
    @JungleEmpress87 10 лет назад +75

    What I want to know is how Autocorrect gets a squirrel confused with a burglar.

  • @chichon7197
    @chichon7197 10 лет назад +181

    We are around the corner killing Tim.That is the funniest clumsy thumbsy ever

    • @stillsills
      @stillsills 4 года назад

      We both spell Isaak the same way
      (Edit my name is Isaak this is my channel so I don’t have my actual name)

    • @autumngraceguitar6604
      @autumngraceguitar6604 4 года назад +1

      @@stillsills ok

  • @cliffordsantillan6046
    @cliffordsantillan6046 9 лет назад +602

    I actually like Iphone but come on, the autocorrect feature's so horrible ! xD

    • @TheGamingKamikaze
      @TheGamingKamikaze 9 лет назад +10

      you can allways turn them off

    • @cliffordsantillan6046
      @cliffordsantillan6046 9 лет назад +9

      Well, I'm not saying that you can't. I just said that the autocorrect is just too funny :D

    • @gemmaleighton3308
      @gemmaleighton3308 9 лет назад +4

      +Clifford Santillan cruelly you said "the autocorrect feature's so horrible"

    • @gemmaleighton3308
      @gemmaleighton3308 9 лет назад +3

      +Clifford Santillan my autocorrect changed "actually" into "cruelly" 😂 sorry about that, I definitely meant actually

    • @cliffordsantillan6046
      @cliffordsantillan6046 9 лет назад +1

      I mean horribly funny :D

  • @timrob12
    @timrob12 9 лет назад +234

    0:21 - Good thing I'm not around that corner. YEY! Still alive!

  • @Hacker2090
    @Hacker2090 10 лет назад +315

    woman at 2:10 like " haha im gonna kill you all "

    • @tinymangoes
      @tinymangoes 10 лет назад +36

      I think you mean the one in the bottom left, but I hope you know there is not a single man in the audience. Just saying look at that woman does not help. But she does look like a murder. Call the cops

    • @Dunam
      @Dunam 10 лет назад +1

      that's what I thought!

    • @johnmandrake8829
      @johnmandrake8829 9 лет назад +4

      yea..I thought she posed for playboy or something herself

    • @annelorriane8281
      @annelorriane8281 9 лет назад

      thats exactly what i thought and was about to comment about it!

    • @nessa4662
      @nessa4662 9 лет назад +4

      You just made my day, I can't stop laughing, my stomach hurts even, LOL!!!

  • @crazypopz
    @crazypopz 8 лет назад +131

    i watched this with my freind...
    His name is Tim

  • @silvanamiranda8048
    @silvanamiranda8048 10 лет назад +69

    When I read the one of the prostitutes I choked on my food and now my computer screen smells like fish and chips

    • @dan428
      @dan428 10 лет назад

      are you sure you didn't have a stroke

    • @silvanamiranda8048
      @silvanamiranda8048 10 лет назад

      dan428 no, I am okay, thanks.

    • @MrNikkimaxine
      @MrNikkimaxine 5 лет назад

      Silvana Miranda Fish and chips thing is

  • @owaowa6206
    @owaowa6206 8 лет назад +58

    When she said "I snack on prostitutes" I spit my water on my laptop

    • @kittyvlogs1189
      @kittyvlogs1189 8 лет назад +3

      Cait Le AGREED SAME HERE SO HILARIOUS I VLOG ELLEN
      OOPS I MEAN LOVE XD

  • @bexyevans777
    @bexyevans777 11 лет назад +36

    HAHAHAHA, "I snack on prostitutes" :P
    "A boy or a girl"? "A gorilla...I mean girl". I can't even...this is so hilarious!

  • @dixiekay2747
    @dixiekay2747 9 лет назад +45

    I choked when she said "We are around the corner killing Tim"

  • @song7087
    @song7087 8 лет назад +23

    OMG The last one was so much of a hilarious thing!!! LMAO A boy or girl?? GORILLA lollolol :D

  • @yummo2skittles135
    @yummo2skittles135 8 лет назад +11

    A few months ago I went to the library after school for an hour to do homework, this is mine and my dad's conversation:
    "Hello, what time are you coming home today?"
    "I'll probs go library to do homework. Is that ok?"
    "Yeah that's fine, for how long tho?"
    "About an hour"
    "Ok see you later then"
    "Dad u just got to the library and it's flipping shit"
    "OMG what?! Don't swear at me! Come home now!!"
    "Omg autocorrect! I meant shut! Omg I'm sorry!"
    "😑ok😑 but still come home anyway!"

  • @5591lovebabyy
    @5591lovebabyy 7 лет назад +4

    my boyfriend and I pretend like our autocorrects are on purpose. so I have a friend named Dennis and I told him I was "Going out to dinner with penis." and then he said "Well have a lovely time" and I said "He is a little hard" (separate message) "to converse with" he replied "Sometimes he's kind of shy just give him time." pretty gross but it was so funny to us

  • @StrawBerry-lb1sm
    @StrawBerry-lb1sm 8 лет назад +5

    My friend said "WHAT ARE U DOING MATE?"
    I said "UH BITCHING"
    Then I said "OMG SORRYI MEANT UH NOTHING"
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thedreamgrl5806
    @thedreamgrl5806 8 лет назад +18

    Lol one time my mom was speaking in Vietnamese and Siri thought she had a black friend she killed...lmao

  • @okbuddy6792
    @okbuddy6792 8 лет назад +82

    That last one tough..

  • @aquaticllama7719
    @aquaticllama7719 8 лет назад +80

    A girl or a boy?>

  • @daynamorris2399
    @daynamorris2399 10 лет назад +36

    My face hurts from laughing so hard!

  • @59771006
    @59771006 8 лет назад +116

    I wonder what Tim did?

    • @sweezymoney
      @sweezymoney 8 лет назад +34

      He probably snacked on some prostitutes.

    • @59771006
      @59771006 8 лет назад

      Darth Sweezy Can I just say that as a HUGE fan of "The Lion King" I love your picture.

    • @sweezymoney
      @sweezymoney 8 лет назад

      Good man.

    • @edmund8954
      @edmund8954 6 лет назад

      Douglas Roth he ded

    • @avabrown2751
      @avabrown2751 5 лет назад

      Set The time for the event at 11

  • @RosesNightengales
    @RosesNightengales 8 лет назад +22

    "They don't open till 11. We're around the back Killing Tim" I laughed way too hard!

  • @suel1241
    @suel1241 6 лет назад +3

    omg ellen thank you for also most killing me by not being able to breath for 30 sec bc of laughing

  • @jailyn02
    @jailyn02 10 лет назад +10

    Ya I be snacking on prostitutes --- man that had me during laughing

  • @Bioptic92Fox
    @Bioptic92Fox 11 лет назад +27

    2:12 That lady's face. hahahahaha.

  • @aelishajazzgarcia
    @aelishajazzgarcia 5 лет назад +5

    *legend has it that Tim's dead body is still around the corner*

  • @violeteve6536
    @violeteve6536 5 лет назад +4

    Omg the last one has me at😂😂

  • @Lili-yk8gr
    @Lili-yk8gr 7 лет назад +3

    Boy or girl? Gorilla.
    I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO LAUGH LIKE THIS AT 2 AM HAHAHA I'M CRYING

  • @947sasuke
    @947sasuke 10 лет назад +24

    2:12 scared the ish out of me!

  • @sassyantelope5622
    @sassyantelope5622 5 лет назад +8

    2:00
    HER FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!!!
    idk im so late

  • @kristinayago342
    @kristinayago342 10 лет назад +13

    That lady laughing on the left at 2:11 doe haha

  • @abigailwilliams8889
    @abigailwilliams8889 6 лет назад +2

    My face hurts from laughing so much😂
    It's past 3 am in the morning and I'm trying not to wake my mom.
    My neck string is popping out!

  • @noahtm19
    @noahtm19 5 лет назад +4

    How tf does “squirrel” get changed to “burglar”

  • @mfikim2007
    @mfikim2007 10 лет назад +4

    omg I can't stop laughing and had tears running down my face. Husband asked what Ellen could be doing to make me cry like that lmao

  • @silverhearts_
    @silverhearts_ 9 лет назад +5

    2:31 CRYING 😂

  • @rylinngull6275
    @rylinngull6275 10 лет назад +16

    I love the "There's a burglar in the house" one. S Q U I R R E L

  • @lailahosameldin9185
    @lailahosameldin9185 6 лет назад +3

    When u r laughing sooooo hard that u cant breath and pause the vid to take a momment and try to stop but realize that u r not going to stop laughing cuz u have been laughing for 5 min straight and your family think u r crazy and ask u what's wrong but u cannot talk so u show them the vid and now the whole house is on the ground from laughing and is near to having a heart attack thank u Ellen for that tho lol 😅😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @brookelemke7195
    @brookelemke7195 9 лет назад +9

    Hi Ellen,
    I love watching your show. I;m getting my operation soon and I I;m scared but you are happy and funny all the time.
    when I get my operation i will love to come see your show cause i never been in new York and it looks A W E S O M E.
    I;m 12 years old please could you send me tickets.
    love you Brooke Lemke

    • @marianne3683
      @marianne3683 9 лет назад +1

      So how was your operation at the end? I hope it went well for you & you should probably go to ellens website and order your tickets, they are free but you have to book 2 month before you go bc the ticket are always sold out plus I think you need to be 14 to be able to go to the show

    • @brookelemke7195
      @brookelemke7195 9 лет назад

      Thanks

    • @alayzhatoston1287
      @alayzhatoston1287 5 лет назад

      Brooke Lemke. Difference love Ellen

  • @GiordanDiodato
    @GiordanDiodato 8 лет назад +3

    I'm wondering how autocorrect got "Playboy" from "overtime"

  • @meitsi
    @meitsi 10 лет назад +14

    send these to jackfilms for YGS XD

    • @meitsi
      @meitsi 10 лет назад

      YourGrammarSucks

  • @fazzinart
    @fazzinart 5 лет назад +5

    “OMG Wow Boy or girl?”
    “ *Gorilla* “

  • @psych_3
    @psych_3 7 лет назад +2

    My cousin and I were texting on Snapchat. She said "I'm going to London tomorrow" And I'm like "No! Why!?" Then she said, "I meant *Lola's* (Lola means Grandma in filipino)

  • @mrsinistersixty9748
    @mrsinistersixty9748 8 лет назад +4

    I wrote lardass and it turned to Kardashian

  • @questv2661
    @questv2661 8 лет назад +10

    look at the girls face at 2:10

  • @Muslimah1987
    @Muslimah1987 8 лет назад +3

    WAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAA. Oh mercy me, auto correct is the best thing to ever happen for my entertainment.

  • @owl12apa
    @owl12apa 11 лет назад +5

    Ellen always gives me a smile,even on the days im not in mood:)

  • @madeleinelawton4101
    @madeleinelawton4101 8 лет назад +1

    My crush sent me this "I think a like a girl" me: "oh yea who? "She looks like you" me: awe is it me❤️❤️💙💙 "no it's your sister" (it's not a auto correct but still)

  • @bawkbawk9236
    @bawkbawk9236 8 лет назад +3

    I was trying to text "want to have dinner at six?" But it autocorrected to "want to have dinner and sex?" MY MOM WAS LIKE WHAT THE F*CK!

  • @Quantum8shift
    @Quantum8shift 5 лет назад +4

    The last one really made me laugh hard😂

  • @JosephCecilSmith
    @JosephCecilSmith 4 месяца назад +3

    ♥️Ellen DeGeneres‼️💚💜💟
    🌎💜♥️💚💜🧡💛♥️💚💜
    💚Lovingly!‼️♥️Wins🏅! 💚
    ♥️Heavenly‼️💚Lovely‼️♥️
    🌍♥️💜💙💚💛🧡♥️💜🌎

    • @JosephCecilSmith
      @JosephCecilSmith 4 месяца назад +1

      💚Heavenly!‼️♥️
      🌎💜♥️💚💜💛♥️💚💜🌍
      Ellen & Portia‼️💚💙💜💚💟
      Portia de Rossi ‼️♥️💜💙💚
      Ellen DeGeneres‼️💚💙💜♥️
      💚Portia & Ellen‼️♥️💜💙💚
      Lovely True !‼️💚💙💜♥️💟
      🌍♥️💜💙💚💛🧡♥️💜🌎
      ♥️💛💚💜♥️❤🧡💛💚💜
      💟💜♥️❤🧡💛💚💜♥️💟

  • @Elizabeth-ts4om
    @Elizabeth-ts4om 7 лет назад +8

    TBH having a squirrel in your house isn't very safe either, as the squirrel could possibly have rabies

  • @mirandamartinez7160
    @mirandamartinez7160 10 лет назад +8

    She forgot LOL

  • @michelepachecomarrazzo2585
    @michelepachecomarrazzo2585 7 лет назад +7

    OMG Kathleen is my name but you spell it Kathlyn LOL

  • @erinxyes
    @erinxyes 11 лет назад +3

    When I've been to the 'bad' side of the internet, I come to Ellen to reaffirm my faith in humanity.

  • @GoodNaturedMischief
    @GoodNaturedMischief 11 лет назад +13

    Autocorrect mistakes make life better

    • @MrNikkimaxine
      @MrNikkimaxine 5 лет назад

      GoodNaturedMischief Make sure that you eat as well

  • @hgdm89
    @hgdm89 10 лет назад +4

    2:10 Someone is feeling a little awkward

  • @bredwhiteblue9804
    @bredwhiteblue9804 9 лет назад +2

    What if auto correct says "kill", and police investigate your phone , and find the
    mistake". Could you PROVE that it was wrong? Or could it be used as evidence against you?

  • @Aikoyoutube
    @Aikoyoutube 4 года назад +2

    RUclips recommendation algorithm:
    2011: ofcourse not
    2012: Nope
    2013: Nah
    2014: Still nope
    2015: still a no
    2016: not now
    2017: nahh
    2018: Still its not the time
    2019: maybe next year?
    2020: *now its the time*

  • @Crosby4hyg
    @Crosby4hyg 9 лет назад +12

    That poor cab driver...

  • @shreya03s
    @shreya03s 8 лет назад +4

    I died at the last one

  • @YetiSquadOficial
    @YetiSquadOficial 9 лет назад +4

    pause at 2:11 bottom left corner...

  • @crypticghost21
    @crypticghost21 3 года назад +2

    1:42
    This one had me on the floor laughing. 😄😄😄😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣☠️

  • @bedhead-nj5no
    @bedhead-nj5no 8 лет назад +1

    My friend texted me listen to death of a babbler by penguin at the disco I was laughing so hard I replied do u mean bachelor and panic not babbler and penguin? 😂😂😂

  • @adi_g
    @adi_g 5 лет назад +3

    Me: so how was your day?
    Stranger woman: I devoured a baby gorilla in a cab.

  • @zincKingGamingOne
    @zincKingGamingOne 11 лет назад +5

    Oh man I wish I could meet Ellen so bad :(

  • @micaelahino
    @micaelahino 10 лет назад +5

    made my day!!! so funny!!

  • @no-oi8yl
    @no-oi8yl 4 года назад +2

    The thing that makes me think this is fake it’s how everyone says LOL LOK LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL IT PISSIS ME OFF

  • @lunalovegood3160
    @lunalovegood3160 5 лет назад +2

    2:02 Pottah!! Wait until my father hears about this!!
    Potterheads??

  • @longhohoang2222
    @longhohoang2222 10 лет назад +4

    Love the last one LOL

  • @gugsbak7582
    @gugsbak7582 6 лет назад +3

    Poor Tim

  • @glazetheneko8721
    @glazetheneko8721 10 лет назад +3

    Dat last message XD

  • @RinJackson
    @RinJackson 7 лет назад +2

    "Overtime"
    Surrrrrrrre - of course you meant to type that >_> :)

  • @tayllor2900
    @tayllor2900 9 лет назад +2

    The woman who delivered a baby in a bad is a hero! She should be brought to the Ellen show. Not just put in a tiny segment.

    • @AliCat42
      @AliCat42 9 лет назад

      Taylor Anstrom what does that mean? In the text it says cab, but you say bad, I'm confused lol is it supposed to say cab, bad or something else?

    • @tayllor2900
      @tayllor2900 9 лет назад +1

      AliCat42 I guess I had a clumbsy thumbsy. lol

  • @brookeheflin3628
    @brookeheflin3628 6 лет назад +3

    “Omg a boy or girl?”
    “Gorilla”

  • @blankahunni5272
    @blankahunni5272 9 лет назад +3

    XD omfg!!!!!

  • @carolyoung6524
    @carolyoung6524 9 лет назад +1

    I LOVE your "auto incorrect" segment Ellen. Now that I know it's not just me.The other one that's a major problem for me is deciphering "text talk". On a serious note, correct spelling, grammar & punctuation is deteriorating.Even the simplest punctuation errors can change the entire meaning.We are all becoming very lazy or not learning in the first place . Please help if you can.Portia/Amanda is an Aussie too so maybe she could help you.Love you both 🌈🐨🐨😊

  • @CrypticHowl
    @CrypticHowl 8 лет назад

    The moment when you laugh out loud like an idiot, fall off your chair, spill your drink all over yourself and you wake up everyone in the house XD

  • @emperorryanii
    @emperorryanii 4 года назад +1

    Mom: There’s a burglar in the house.
    Daughter: OMG call the cops.
    Mom: The burglars is stealing the...
    Daughter: *has a heart attack*
    Mom: Stealing the nuts.......Hello? You there?
    Mom: Oops I meant squirrel.

  • @jjdovid1711
    @jjdovid1711 10 лет назад +2

    the second one made me laugh so hard.

  • @paprikoley1536
    @paprikoley1536 4 года назад +2

    Messages having typo errors can be deleted after sending.

  • @CHMPINDRN
    @CHMPINDRN 8 лет назад +2

    I liked the last one! 😂 Got a good laugh out of that!

  • @lovel3870
    @lovel3870 7 лет назад +1

    OMG! this was s funny u need to do more clumsy thumbsy's! i almost pee'd😂😘😘

  • @marioz2332
    @marioz2332 3 года назад +2

    Back when the Ellen show was good
    I miss these segments

  • @wonderland4515
    @wonderland4515 5 лет назад +1

    There’s a burglar in the house!
    OMG CALL THE POLICE GET OUT OF THERE
    *No there’s a burglar in the house!!*

  • @merryhunt9153
    @merryhunt9153 4 года назад +1

    what kind of software thinks "gorilla" is more likely than "girl" in a developed nation?

  • @0jas.
    @0jas. 4 года назад +1

    Wow which is that advanced phone which auto corrects overtime to playboy 😂😂

  • @blubrrytwo
    @blubrrytwo 4 года назад +1

    OMG! Look at the lady at 2:10
    She's right above the Ellen symbol.
    The way she looks at the camera like that and smiles just gives me the shivers.

  • @kylehill9981
    @kylehill9981 10 лет назад +1

    Why is no one talking about how the woman gAVE BIRTH IN A CAb