The Weakest Characters In Gaming Ever # 18

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  • Over the years, there have been some laughably weak main characters starring in video games, characters who you're almost embarrassed to be controlling. In this series, I'll show footage of these characters' greatest feats of "power".
    Episode 20 of The Most Powerful Characters In Gaming Ever was focused on the most powerful attacks rather than all-round strong characters, and now a reversal for Weakest Characters has arrived. For a change of pace, rather than simply cover an extremely weak character, we're taking a look at some of the most laughable, useless and pathetic attacks & weapons gaming has to offer...
    Let me iterate that just because a character is the wielder of a completely rubbish attack/weapon, it doesn't mean that they're a weak character at all. Heck, it's entirely possible that even the most powerful characters of all would be capable of using one if they've focused all their stats into one area and neglect others.
    This may be the first of a number of episodes in this series about this subject. Please do not make any "you forgot ___" comments, there are so many extremely weak attacks that I could have included, there was no way I could fit them all into one video, and I can't exactly "forget" something from a game I haven't played before, can I?

Комментарии • 223

  • @thefastestlink5637
    @thefastestlink5637 4 года назад +424

    *sees gilgamesh*
    wait, why is he weak?
    *sees that it's about the weakest attacks*
    ohhh, it's because of excalipoor!

    • @mr.hardhat2443
      @mr.hardhat2443 4 года назад +8

      Even in terraria he sucks

    • @thefastestlink5637
      @thefastestlink5637 4 года назад +6

      Mr. HardHat terraria? What does minecraft’s competition have to do with final fantasy?

    • @mr.hardhat2443
      @mr.hardhat2443 4 года назад +11

      @@thefastestlink5637 there's a mod in terraria that adds him in, but hes a complete pushover

    • @matabishippuden6965
      @matabishippuden6965 4 года назад +3

      @@mr.hardhat2443 well he's not a pushover against necrophobe

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 4 года назад

      the fastest link THIS IS FAR FROM THE STRONGEST OF SWORDS but honestly if he had Excalibur he would be a fierce opponent.

  • @TSG-Fish
    @TSG-Fish 4 года назад +201

    Gilgamesh proved his power by doing more than 29 damage with Excalipoor while max stats Krile does 1 damage.

  • @R.A.V.S.O.
    @R.A.V.S.O. 4 года назад +423

    Despite it's horrible fame, excalipoor isn't a complete loss thankfully.
    Turns out the weapon has amazing base stats, what makes it a terrible weapon is that its damage formula for most attacks is overwritten to always deal 1 damage.
    Attacks that bypass this however turn this weapon into a real threat, like a goblin punch or using the throw command and lobbing excalipoor at an unsuspecting enemy for a free 9999.
    Why I'd place it on the same tier of hidden usefulness as the chicken knife

    • @electrix_panadal00
      @electrix_panadal00 4 года назад +7

      What makes Chicken Knife useful?

    • @RaphielShiraha64
      @RaphielShiraha64 4 года назад +75

      @@electrix_panadal00 it increases attack by fleeing fights if you flee enough you get a weapon that have 255 base stats

    • @R.A.V.S.O.
      @R.A.V.S.O. 4 года назад +77

      @@electrix_panadal00 lets make a comparison:
      You get to choose between the brave blade or the chicken knife.
      The brave blade IS stronger than the knife, but you permanently lose 1 str when you run away from a battle, whereas the chicken knife gains 1 str when you run away, the downside to the knife is, if you attack with it, theres a chance you might randomly flee the battle.
      Luckily however, there's ways to avoid this.
      If you use abilities that rely on the weapon's strength, the chicken knife will make it deal insane damage without triggering the escape, skills like the archer's rapid fire become godly.
      Most importantly, the knife isn't as class restricted as the sword is, nor does it threaten to make you weaker if you actually want to run away.

    • @clipsotrips6657
      @clipsotrips6657 4 года назад +3

      it was unavailable in ffix, unfortunately.
      would love to equip it with Steiner and grind it in Ipsen Castle

    • @MaskedGuyCh
      @MaskedGuyCh 4 года назад +16

      It also doesn't miss and always does 1 damage, so it's great for killing those pesky Skull Eaters with extremely high defense but only 1 HP.
      Edit: Nvm I didn't realize he showed it in the video.

  • @JP54704
    @JP54704 4 года назад +157

    Tryfing on Symphony of the Night still has one use. You can destroy the orb that is controlling Richter, without having any chance of accidentally killing Richter off on the proccess and getting a bad ending.

  • @brandonwilliams6119
    @brandonwilliams6119 4 года назад +166

    Poor Gilgamesh he deserves better for being able to wield many swords at once.

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 4 года назад +23

      Brandon Williams He’s one of my favorite characters in Final Fantasy so it really makes me disappointed that he gets screwed over so much by ExDeath or everyone else he encounters besides Seifer he destroyed him in Final Fantasy 8. Also i really enjoy Barts and Gilgamesh’s friendship it made me even more sad when he sacrificed himself because he’s a lovable goof but at the same time a badass.

    • @grimskyegrave8603
      @grimskyegrave8603 4 года назад +11

      Sadly, the dude got at the bottom of the trash tier in brave exvius, so he IS kinda pathetic. And that, breaks my heart

    • @ShadowBaofu
      @ShadowBaofu 4 года назад +14

      Gilgamesh should get his own Final Fantasy roguelike game.

    • @brandonwilliams6119
      @brandonwilliams6119 4 года назад +2

      You guys will not believe that my first introduction to Gilgamesh and other Final Fantasy Enemies was thru a Super Mario World Hack
      ruclips.net/video/87d8CgfucgM/видео.html

    • @UndyingWladeslaus
      @UndyingWladeslaus 4 года назад +10

      Lore wise, he's the one of few men that has consistently traveled through the rift unscathed, though certainly the longest. He definitely has an undefined potential of high power.
      Also as a sidenote, he's debatably the only character in Dissidia who is *the* legit character.

  • @PegasusBrill
    @PegasusBrill 4 года назад +79

    *Sees Gilgamesh in thumbnail* Now, hold on a se-
    *Sees Weakest Characters change to attacks* Oh...carry on

  • @ZPokemonfanA
    @ZPokemonfanA 4 года назад +111

    here's one "Weakest attacks ever" that I've seen, sort of :P
    In Dragonball Z Budokai Tenkaichi 3, Hercule has an attack called Dynamic Mess Em Up Punch. It starts a small cutscene where he first unleashes 16 punches that deals 0 damage and the opponent doesn't even flinch. But the last punch has a chance to deal around 7000 damage, which is pretty normal for a special attack... or just 1 point of damage. For a DBZ game, that's laughably pathetic.

    • @july7498
      @july7498 4 года назад +3

      @Agent 005 You're right

    • @Luigiofthegods
      @Luigiofthegods 4 года назад +10

      I SWEAR that it wasn't RNG and that you were supposed to mash the attack button in rhythm with the 16 punches to get the 7000, or did I just get omega Mandela Effected?

    • @Jester_Jean
      @Jester_Jean 4 года назад +5

      @ theres a mod (Chrono Trigger +) that adds a lot of cut content and stuff
      you can for example explore 1999 and upgrade the wondershot to do less random and more consistent damage

    • @dude_8434
      @dude_8434 4 года назад +4

      Didn't Hercule also have the Bomb present,?

    • @medusathedecepticon
      @medusathedecepticon 4 года назад

      Hercules is awesome and funny cx

  • @lazykirby57
    @lazykirby57 4 года назад +39

    Wait I just thought of something. If Gilgamesh somehow able to deal 32 damage with exlapoor instead of 1, then imagine how string he would be with the real Excalibor

  • @coreflakes
    @coreflakes 4 года назад +91

    imagine gilgamesh ending a fight with the enemy at 1 hp

  • @lazykirby57
    @lazykirby57 4 года назад +92

    Fun fact: Sleep kirby (return to dreamland and beyond) actually can deal damage. But its really bad and useless. What you have to do is button mash so the bubble that pops to wake up kirby just as an enemy comes by. I tested it on a miniboss and it barley did damage
    Edit: I just realized it damages enemies and puts foes to sleep in air ride

    • @catluvr2
      @catluvr2 4 года назад +3

      Always good to see Kirby mentioned.

    • @cixlo
      @cixlo 4 года назад +16

      ..... so he kills in his sleep too?

  • @Dukstless
    @Dukstless 4 года назад +160

    The characters in Seifer 8 say "Zantetsuken Reversal"
    He literally pulls a "no u" on Odin.

    • @jrhamari
      @jrhamari 4 года назад +21

      Or even better, He used a trump card. The Uno Reverse.

    • @SethJV
      @SethJV 4 года назад +35

      Who's better
      A godlike being, able to kill almost anything in one hit
      or
      an edgy teenager

    • @estebson
      @estebson 4 года назад +11

      Odin:Zantetsuken!
      Seifer: no u

    • @RaceBandit
      @RaceBandit 4 года назад +5

      -REPEL-
      There, now anyone else reading comments can skip the TDR (Shin Megami Tensei/True Demon Reincarnation) reference.

    • @Dukstless
      @Dukstless 4 года назад +2

      @@RaceBandit It must be fun being able to repel Hama and Mudo.

  • @chaosgreyblood
    @chaosgreyblood 4 года назад +38

    Here's a big hint when it comes to Gilgamesh's random summonings that my brother and I discovered a long time ago in FFVIII. Everytime he comes up randomly in a battle, check how the camera moves around when he touches the ground and you see the swords being shown. 10/10 times the sword you'll see coming up third displayed during that moment shall be the one that Gilgamesh will be using for that summoning. Most of the time it's either Excalipoor or Zantetsuken, with Masamune being the rarest of them all in appearances.
    Don't believe me? Check it out starting at the 17:04 mark.

  • @thatonestarmanintorobotics4319
    @thatonestarmanintorobotics4319 4 года назад +44

    Oh, so what is here?
    Magikarp's splash, BotW's mop, and possibly Paula's pitiful physical attack?

    • @madafaka2666
      @madafaka2666 4 года назад +6

      Magikarp's flail tho, o boi...

    • @Edd_Harr
      @Edd_Harr 4 года назад +5

      Breath of The Wild's Mop isn't even that weak though. It hits harder than some other spear-type weapons, at the very least.

    • @solierafromtheultrareconsquad
      @solierafromtheultrareconsquad 4 года назад +16

      To be fair, 11:02, " If an attack doesn't do any damage at all ever, is it really an attack? "
      Constrict is the more pathetic Pokémon move.

    • @thatonestarmanintorobotics4319
      @thatonestarmanintorobotics4319 4 года назад +1

      @@solierafromtheultrareconsquad Yeah, it's just crap

    • @MenderMan
      @MenderMan 4 года назад

      Jeff without any equipped gun is worse than Paula's, I'm pretty sure

  • @mistery8363
    @mistery8363 4 года назад +87

    i mean, according to the legend it came from, Tyrfing was cursed to kill whomever wielded it

  • @andykio
    @andykio 4 года назад +41

    Oh... i remember that "excalipur"
    Me: I GOT EXCALIBUR?! AWESOME... thats a p or a b? (14 years old me and no english native)
    [see damage]
    WHAT?!
    [Throw and insta kill Gilgamesh]... ok worth

    • @michealforguson5317
      @michealforguson5317 4 года назад +3

      My first playthrough of FFV Advance when I got there...
      Me: Oh, cool! New weapon! (Sees the stat boost.) Even better!
      (Uses it.)
      ..................Ohhhh.....
      (Puts it away, never to be used again.)

  • @madafaka2666
    @madafaka2666 4 года назад +50

    Another ideas for really bad weapons
    -Terraria's pearlwood weapons: Allow me to explain, it is quite known that terraria has two stages: Pre-Hard mode and Hard mode, the later is activated when you defeat the wall of flesh (a boss), when Hard mode starts, a lot of things will happen, amongside them, the Hallow biome, which is basically the counterpart of the corruption, which has a new type of wood called "Pearlwood", problem is, _they aren't really much better (if any) than the other wood weapons_, and we are talking of a stage of the game where the same weapons you have just used to defeat the wall of flesh are basically instantly obsolete, which tend to do quite some damage (42 for the Night's Edge or 24 + a lot of speed for the Phoenix Blaster, and the bow does _*9*_). I would say this is even worse than the Copper Shortsword (which is basicaly a meme on the Terraria comunity because of how bad it is) because at least the Copper Shortsword is your starter weapon, not a midgame one!
    -Minecraft's Gold Sword: Yeah you thought it would be an improvement over iron? think again! it not only does pitiful damage, but it also lasts like 2 seconds before it breaks!
    -(Technically not a weapon but still) Rhyperior's Rock Wreck in Pokemon Conquest: Regardless of what do you think of the move in the main games, here it is even worse! Allow me to explain something fast for people who don't know about Conquest: Unlike in the main games, you only have 1 move, which is determined by the species of pokemon, Rhyperior's is Rock Wreck, a really strong move with Same Type Attack Bonus, sounds lovely right?, problem is, it can ONLY attack enemies which are 3 squares away from you, this wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for one thing: Rhyperior's range of movement sucks (2 squares), so you will be really struggling to land that hit (heck, bidoof's flinching can screw you over), but even worse: imagine you have managed to land that hit, congratulations! _Now enjoy losing a turn_, and remember, you cannot move, which means that pokemon will get closer to you, so good luck trying to hit them, specially if their range is not trash, I believe it to be worse than splash or teleport, because, after all, those are joke moves in the games, but Rock Wreck is supossed to be an actual move, you may argue it's because balance, and fair enough, but really, try to land that hit, I dare you...

    • @suckerman7gm
      @suckerman7gm 4 года назад +1

      I agree with you on Pearlwood. It sucks ass. But still, mods make them useful.

    • @suckerman7gm
      @suckerman7gm 4 года назад +2

      @Agent 005 Yeah, there are quite some weapons that were made as fillers. Keybrand is also another example. It is just a mere sword with no specialties. The upcoming bosses have tons of contact damage, and approaching them is another problem.

    • @madafaka2666
      @madafaka2666 4 года назад +1

      @Agent 005 Yeah, can't really see a use otherwise, unless for the memes

    • @gotekeeper9519
      @gotekeeper9519 4 года назад

      Last time I checked, Git mentioned Conquest!Rock Wrecker while explaining Conquest in The Most Powerful Characters in Gaming Ever series, bringing up it's problems.

    • @valsioncustom
      @valsioncustom 4 года назад

      What about Gyro Ball in Conquest?

  • @thel-iteralone4592
    @thel-iteralone4592 4 года назад +74

    No Microsoft Sam's rendition of "I Need a Hero" this time? Aw.

  • @jasonvernish7366
    @jasonvernish7366 4 года назад +18

    But the excalopoor shows just how GODLY gilgamesh is. In ff5 excalapor always does 1 damage no matter wat (exept when thrown) but gilgy is doing 20 to 30 damage showing his ungodly strength and aptitude with all blades truly gilgamesh is a force of power

  • @edgelord8337
    @edgelord8337 4 года назад +23

    Death: using op items, there's a tax for that.

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 4 года назад +1

      and i fly by death.
      death: any moment he will come into the castle and i will take his armor.
      alucard : whooosh
      death: but.... but thats just not fair.

  • @genericstickman5967
    @genericstickman5967 4 года назад +21

    Funnily enough Gilgamesh is probably one of the strongest characters in the FF series if you exclude powered up forms (if you include that the Neo Exdeath would be at the top), he could probably solo VI and VII

    • @suckerman7gm
      @suckerman7gm 4 года назад +1

      Well, if he wasn't a dumbass and got Excalipoor, he would be unstoppable.

    • @christopherchasteen4990
      @christopherchasteen4990 4 года назад +5

      Plus, he was also playable in Dissidia 012. Of course... during his EX Attack, all but one of the blades during it are Excalipoors, with one being the true Excalibur! Plus, he seems to have a thing for Terra, Tifa, Yuna, and Lightning.

    • @infernousgaming1393
      @infernousgaming1393 4 года назад +1

      @@christopherchasteen4990
      I mean, who wouldn't have a thing for them?

  • @Shoundaime
    @Shoundaime 4 года назад +3

    Gilgamesh is the kind of player who fell in love with a weapon design so much, he uses it and says it's underrated, but so good if you know how to use it.

  • @rompevuevitos222
    @rompevuevitos222 4 года назад +12

    Gilgamesh's death was what made me burst out laughing, the whole game it's just "i shall sacrifice myself for others" and they just using the trope to ridculous extents, and then, when you think it can't get more ridiculous, the comedic relief character, the one who just changed his mind on a whim in a ridiculous manner, also does the same
    They really didn't try to make it serious, either that or the writers just sucked

  • @napoleoncomplex2712
    @napoleoncomplex2712 4 года назад +11

    'Why do we still have that sword?'
    'Because it's a talking point at parties! All the lady GFs like to hear about it.'

  • @unwithering5313
    @unwithering5313 4 года назад +17

    Wielding certain weapons reduces Alucard's attack power; Alucard is a Monk confirmed

  • @EmperorGlebatine
    @EmperorGlebatine 4 года назад +10

    9:40 listened to this for several times. Catchy beat IMO

  • @flashbaxx
    @flashbaxx 4 года назад +3

    Gilgamesh was my favorite character to play in Dissidia Final Fantasy 012. Every attack you used picked a weapon at random, and, of course, Excalipoor was among them, dealing 1 damage to bravery per hit. He also had the chicken knife, which made chicken noises on each strike.

  • @connorreed7523
    @connorreed7523 4 года назад +6

    Me: is a Final Fantasy V fan
    Git: uploads a video with Gilgamesh in the thumbnail
    Me: clicks immediately, likes immediately

  • @LaoshRa
    @LaoshRa 4 года назад +6

    in diablo1, there is a type of zombie called black death (they actually look neon yellow, don't ask me why). their attack seems to deal no damage at all and zombies are probably the enemy type with the least chance to actually hit, you since they are so extremely slow (and even if they manage to swing at you they don't hit particularly well). HOWEVER, the nasty twist is that being hit by a black death zombie lowers your maximum hitpoints by one. permanently! so in a sense, being hit by them is actually worse than dying because there is a limit to how much you can increase your character's maximum hit points, so it's a permanent penalty for your character you can never get rid of anymore, even if it's a multiplayer character that dies and respawns. whenever i see them in a game i quit instantly and recreate a new game to generate a different dungeon. it's just not worth the risk...

  • @josheldon19
    @josheldon19 4 года назад +53

    How about "the Dumbest Characters in gaming Ever"? You could talk about video game characters that make very stupid decisions, can be tricked very easily, and are very dumb overall

    • @spongebobplushiestuff8612
      @spongebobplushiestuff8612 4 года назад +6

      Big the cat

    • @TheFlashyLucario
      @TheFlashyLucario 4 года назад +12

      If I would see one character on that list, it would be Martin and his Solrock in pokemon swsh

    • @MarceloKatayama
      @MarceloKatayama 4 года назад +5

      Here I come, rougher than the rest of them, the best of them, tougher than leather, you can call me knucles, unlike sonic, I don't chuckle, I'd rather flex my muscles

    • @seanmyster6
      @seanmyster6 4 года назад +2

      @@spongebobplushiestuff8612 I dunno; even though his mannerisms suggest that he has a lower than average IQ, I don't remember Big the Cat actually doing anything particularly stupid.

    • @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283
      @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 4 года назад +1

      "I trust you Lyon"

  • @YagamiMagatsuko
    @YagamiMagatsuko 4 года назад +8

    Me: *sees Gilgamesh in FFVIII *
    Also Me: Oh, hey!
    Man, if there will be a FF anime, I would love to see him there. And I suppose, he's gonna be a goofball character.

  • @rainythemagician8830
    @rainythemagician8830 4 года назад +5

    2:02 - "That's right, you'd actually do more damage punching your enemies with you bare hands".
    Reminds me of the original versions of Final Fantasy I, although that's not really intentional and only happens because those game are full of bugs and mistakes that got fixed in later versions.

  • @DeisFortuna
    @DeisFortuna 4 года назад +13

    FFV's Excalipoor is also the subject of several hilarious... Hmm... Glitches, bugs and exploits don't feel accurate, so let's call them oversights, where you can use the attack value listed on the stats screen instead of the fixed attack of 1.
    Several commands that are basically "an attack, with an upside" for whatever reason, ignore the line of code that makes the Excalipoor do fixed 1 damage. Goblin Punch is infamous for this, since it's super easy to obtain, and is definitely one of the better Blue Magics to pick up simply because of this oversight where it reads the attack power and not the weapon's whole code. IIRC, there's at least one other command that ignores the "always deals one damage" part of Excalipoor, but that might be exclusive to the SNES and/or PS1 versions.
    Also, if you're an IDIOT, you can yeet it at an enemy for 9999 damage. Unfortunately, that makes it too awesome to use, as meming with Goblin Punch/Excalipoor is hilarious and, as you pointed out, it's also the best Skull Eater Beater. (Getting Stalactite off of the Geomancer's Gaia command also works before you have Excalipoor though, and I use Skull Eaters in Bartz's World to just master Geomancer whenever I play the game because it's the easiest job to master, and with the cursor set to remember its position, you can basically just hold A to kill enemies in that cave)

  • @velocilevon
    @velocilevon 4 года назад +39

    "It's the sort of thing Paper Mario TTYD would do as a joke and then expect me to laugh along with it."
    Having some pleasant flashbacks, eh Git? xD
    By the way, 9:40 nice beat. Maybe you should make a separate video for it?

  • @appelofdoom8211
    @appelofdoom8211 4 года назад +7

    fun fact: ff5's excalipoor deals normal excalibur level damage if you throw it a someone (i think goblin punch works to but im not sure)

  • @ChaosKnight836
    @ChaosKnight836 4 года назад +3

    Red Rust is actually very useful when fighting the Doppleganger boss. Hit him with it once and he'll be afflicted with Curse, making him unable to attack.

  • @VioletLeFey
    @VioletLeFey 4 года назад +17

    just imagine if the Excalipoor existed in ff9 ( more especifically using it in ipsen castle xD )
    9999 damage instantly.

  • @DoctorSpacebar
    @DoctorSpacebar 4 года назад +3

    Here's another I can think of.
    Dungeons & Dragons Online's Wizards, Sorcerers, Clerics and Favored Souls have plenty of spells available right from the start. One that might get your attention is the Summon Monster series; you can choose one of a variety of creatures to help you fight, with Summon Monster 1 having a brown rat, brown spider, or a dog. Not very strong, but it can be a distraction for a few moments on elite and the spider will at least find sneaky enemies with its tremorsense for your low-Spot wizard. And it's just 10 Spell Points, not too costly.
    But 1: none of the monsters available scale with your level, and 2: stat increases from Augment Summoning and similar effects, all together, add like 6 attack damage and another second to their inevitably short lifespan. So a Hezrou that you summon with Summon Monster IX doesn't last long enough to warrant the 50 Spell Points you could spend throwing a bunch of SLAs, or Otto's Sphere of Dancing, or a good old fashioned Fireball; it certainly doesn't have the inflated HP total or attack damage of the Hezrous bothering you in Elite Spinner of Shadows.
    And if you want an aggro magnet and don't have a Fighter or something, Flaming Sphere already does that job better. If enemies see it first, they'll go straight for that silly ball of fire and proceed to never damage it.

  • @Edd_Harr
    @Edd_Harr 4 года назад +4

    Wow. I didn't know having 0 Attack meant you literally could not deal damage in SoTN. Neat.

  • @kippies66
    @kippies66 4 года назад +6

    Odin: "I'll cut you in half!"
    Seifer: *Plays Reverse Uno*

  • @PlusmaGun
    @PlusmaGun 4 года назад +12

    6:24
    Um, the game was made by Motown Games, the same video game company who also made Rap Jam: Volume 1, a completely flawed basketball game that featured many legendary rappers like Coolio, Warren G and Queen Latifah, yet their musical talents weren't actually utilized in the main game itself!
    Just dead silence in the actual gameplay, which already is suffering enough flaws as is, like lousy controls, the lack of identity between the characters, and for supposedly being the cure for insomnia!
    You are seriously underestimating Motown Games' ineptitude, good sir! But hey, at least they have provided you their material, should you be interested!

  • @napoleoncomplex2712
    @napoleoncomplex2712 4 года назад +3

    Weirdly, you can pick up a weapon in the first Summoner game that is two handed and completely useless. Using a two-handed weapon in Diablo early on is also dangerous because you need that shield protection as the warrior to survive. I don't know what it is about games putting in early weapons that look cool and are useless in practice. Other than inspiring disappointment and putting you off a weapon type early on, what is the point?

  • @Mysticshade59
    @Mysticshade59 4 года назад +4

    wait, uppercut doing bs more damage than normal attacks
    ...where have I seen that before?

  • @holybadman
    @holybadman 4 года назад +3

    I like that even in Dissidia: Final Fantasy, playing as Gilgamesh, there is an opportunity to get your Excalipoor and inflict 1 hp with several attacks :D

    • @Magitek1112
      @Magitek1112 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, that was great. He even says "This is far from he strongest of swords!"

  • @ThatguycalledJoe
    @ThatguycalledJoe 4 года назад +1

    "If an attack doesn't do any damage at all ever, is it really an attack?
    The toy spitball gun can't kill zombies, so I guess that's not an attack.
    The helicopter - *sweating nervously*

  • @gigachadcooper7381
    @gigachadcooper7381 4 года назад +1

    It would be cool if the handbag could be used in conjunction with something else to make a cool weapon.

  • @silverseth7
    @silverseth7 4 года назад +1

    Something about Deadrising I want to say is that the Handbag's value is what it holds after you break it. It can drop a bunch of different items, including handguns. And when zombies are involved, attacks that can knock down like the giant stuffed animal can be great for crowd control. That is- if you could store the stuffed animal in your inventory.

  • @777Plushy
    @777Plushy 4 года назад +2

    "An Imposter of the Imposter Sword" how ironic

  • @SantiagoHatchet
    @SantiagoHatchet 4 года назад +1

    funny fact about dissidia duodecim's gilgamesh: his EX burst has a huge chance of picking excalipoor, dealing several attacks of 1 damage each... in the final fantasy fighting game, being defeated this way is hillarious (and humilliating)

  • @arkotheuhh7297
    @arkotheuhh7297 4 года назад

    “That’s quite a rare sword you got there”
    “I think I’ll take it for my own”

  • @pomoswitch
    @pomoswitch 4 года назад +3

    Gilgamesh is and will remain one of my favourite characters in Final Fantasy

  • @Marioxas77
    @Marioxas77 6 месяцев назад

    It took me years to find so I might as well share my knowledge with anyone else that stumbles upon this video still:
    The intro music/song/track is from 'Sega Vintage Collection: Monster World IV - Menu Music' and can now be found on the 'M2 Music Memorial' album.

  • @gamerhatch9072
    @gamerhatch9072 4 года назад +2

    When I play Castlevania sotn, I like to go fists all the way. It is a fun way to challenge yourself and the fist weapons are really fun. The attack speed is also really quick.

  • @pikmaniac2643
    @pikmaniac2643 4 года назад +2

    Weakest attacks, eh? Going on the basis that they still have to do damage, I would suggest the rusted weapons in Fire Emblem Echoes (or 3H, for that matter). Another more temporary choice is damage moves based on health or level. For instance, using Night Shade at level 1 in pokemon. My major vote for weakest attacks, however, goes to the Ratchet & Clank 3 Holoshield Glove. It’s primary use is blocking attacks, but it actually can do incredibly small amounts of damage.

  • @anadorablestraycat5255
    @anadorablestraycat5255 4 года назад

    OK!! NEVER DID I THINK A SUMMON COULD BE KILLED BUT THAT WAS FUCKING EPIC-

  • @dylannzambrano
    @dylannzambrano 4 года назад

    *ALL FF EXCALIPOOR* : "No, you can't just do more than one damage"
    *FF6 EXCALIPOOR* : "Hahaha 6613 damage go slash slash"

  • @unownk2245
    @unownk2245 4 месяца назад

    Gilgamesh has gotten a lot better with his swordplay, he managed to deal 2000 damage with the excalipoor.

  • @nessdbest9387
    @nessdbest9387 4 года назад +1

    Did you use the old translation or did you name him Butz on purpose?

  • @WhiteFangofWar
    @WhiteFangofWar 4 года назад +1

    The Alucart Sword would be another imposter sword, but it's still probably better than Red Rust or Tyrfing.
    In Persona 5, the first truly dangerous boss is the plagiarist artist Madarame, and even all his elemental attacks are just copies of yours with fancier names. He also has a copy of Megido, a spell dreaded throughout the entire Megaten series that you probably won't learn for another 2 dungeons... but the 'Madara-Megido' always inflicts 10 damage to all targets at a time when any other attack he does will manage high double digits, and you're probably doing triple digits. Once again, a ripoff is nothing compared to the power of the real deal.

  • @rcblazer
    @rcblazer 4 года назад +1

    Some of the magic weapons in the original Diablo could spawn with the "Useless" prefix, which gives them a -100% to damage! You could unequip these magic weapons and attack enemies unarmed even as a Sorcerer to more damage, since it would still be higher than 0!

  • @michealforguson5317
    @michealforguson5317 4 года назад

    Funnily enough, Gilgamesh's EX Burst in Dissidia Final Fantasy (Either 012 or Duodecim) has him choosing the real Excalibur over a handful of fakes in a roulette before defeating his opponent. Choosing a fake is pretty funny. Only dealing 1 Damage, but still defeating the opponent anyway.

  • @kalebvaitkevicius8494
    @kalebvaitkevicius8494 Год назад

    i love the time that gilgamesh said its morphin' time and then morphed

  • @RaceBandit
    @RaceBandit 4 года назад +2

    Grats on the shiny Skwovet. Mind if I ask what nickname you gave it, if any?
    Bit weird that they didn't apply the 1-damage cap to Excalipoor in FF6 though.

    • @whoisthisgit
      @whoisthisgit  4 года назад +2

      Nut Eater.

    • @Kami-lb3up
      @Kami-lb3up 4 года назад

      @@whoisthisgit out of context that sounds wrong

  • @starling3029
    @starling3029 4 года назад

    I love that Git loves his red squirrels

  • @coltonjohnson7693
    @coltonjohnson7693 4 года назад

    *thinks about why the uppecut from bebe's kids is so strong and comes to a terrible realization that i'm not even going to mention here*
    oh no... it could be the work of THAT GUY.

  • @obotprime339
    @obotprime339 4 года назад +1

    If you’re planning on a follow-up to this video, I can think of a handful of Mega Man weapons that could make the cut.

    • @DoctorNovakaine
      @DoctorNovakaine 4 года назад

      There's really only one that gets the title of weakest, though. Spark Shock is and ever shall be the most garbage Mega Man weapon.

    • @ThePlagueWarden
      @ThePlagueWarden 3 года назад

      @@DoctorNovakaine I dunno... I think Top Spin is the worst of any that I've seen.

  • @JoshuaValentine
    @JoshuaValentine 4 года назад +1

    Lol bare handed is better? That is truly hilarious.

  • @aagh8714
    @aagh8714 4 года назад +1

    TTYD and the elegy of 100 apologies

  • @bassbusterx
    @bassbusterx 4 года назад +1

    Can we have the mole cricket from mother 3 featured in this series?

  • @_Tzer
    @_Tzer 4 года назад +1

    there is a third one weak to dark attacks besides the archer and belmont maria in some sotn versions like the psp and saturn

  • @Lightpaladin720
    @Lightpaladin720 4 года назад +1

    Judging by the thumbnail, Gilgamesh is crying with his Excalibur (Excalipoor actually)

    • @suckerman7gm
      @suckerman7gm 4 года назад +1

      Gilgamesh be like: *Why are we still here, just to suffer?*

  • @carolynbossom2297
    @carolynbossom2297 4 года назад +2

    9:40 This is my jam!

  • @HellecticMojo
    @HellecticMojo 4 года назад +1

    9:40 has a nice beat going

  • @fadeleaf845
    @fadeleaf845 4 года назад

    Frostbite in Skyrim. It costs money compared to Flames and Sparks, the former of which you start the game with and the latter can be looted in Helgen Keep. It has a 6 damage per second ratio like the other two and also damages stamina. Now the slowdown effect can be decent-ish but the damage is awful against anything higher than Level 1 and the vast majority of enemies resist frost (being Nord or Draugr, as well as several ice variants of foes). On top of that, magic damage is nearly impossible to scale - your destruction skill and boosting gear only lower MP expenditure.

  • @_Tzer
    @_Tzer 3 года назад +1

    the weakest character is one that drains its life to buff others.. if you think about it

  • @yungshabby1547
    @yungshabby1547 4 года назад

    You hit the balls back with an uppercut which hurts more

  • @ianthecoolthief6226
    @ianthecoolthief6226 4 года назад

    I wanted this video for so long.

  • @tntmoxy9697
    @tntmoxy9697 8 месяцев назад

    11:47 Ganbare Goemon 3 (series of games known in western like Mystical Ninja) have laugh tracks xD it is a snes game (or super famicom game), it's so cool and now there are english translations to the game so you can give it a try! It worth the chance believe me

  • @Artzaint
    @Artzaint 4 года назад

    fun fact: on the spanish versions the sword is called Excalipuf or Excalipoof

  • @Dracomut
    @Dracomut 4 года назад

    Dang, that is some really kicking intro music! Where is it from?
    Regarding the weakest weapons, the Cleric’s Mace of Contrition from Hexen is a good candidate. It is the worst starting weapon in the game: it lacks the power of the Fighter’s fists and the range of the Mage’s range, and to top it all off it is weak. Thankfully the Cleric otherwise has some of the best weapons in the game, though until then the Cleric is stuck with a glorified tenderizer. Not even Wrath Of Cronos, a mod dedicated to adding more to the game and making all weapons more powerful and versatile, could not make the mace much better.

  • @leonardovergara5620
    @leonardovergara5620 4 года назад

    6:34 Arm Wrestling, Megaman EXE's buster.

  • @Violet-mi6oh
    @Violet-mi6oh 4 года назад

    What system is FFV being played on? It looks like SNES, but it's got the GBA script.

  • @lsrrr3857
    @lsrrr3857 4 года назад +1

    Gilgamesh: Faker! Zasshu...

  • @MasterKnightDH
    @MasterKnightDH 4 года назад +1

    Yeah, about Max in AW1?
    ruclips.net/video/mXU4t-1bi6U/видео.html
    Though you CAN definitely make a case for Max's Anti-Air Missile Launcher still making you wish you were doing that vomit moment every time. The Anti-Air Missile Launcher is just *BAD* already, and Max further reduces its range anyway. Sure, why not.

  • @thatguy4747
    @thatguy4747 4 года назад

    I really respect your fondness for Castlevania, Fire Emblem, and Final Fantasy.

  • @zengram
    @zengram 4 года назад

    I like your videos.
    You explain your points and are very well explained.
    A subscriber for you!

  • @SaguraXSousuke
    @SaguraXSousuke 4 года назад

    I like those self made challanges on SOTN no armor fists only, red rust, tyrfing etc. I see the weapon as a handicap weapon for when your destroying enemys and want a slight challange. :3

  • @julianparsons3027
    @julianparsons3027 4 года назад

    "This is an impostor of an impostor sword!" lol. The weapon smith who forged it as a prank is having a breakdown right now as it failed at failing... Would that make it *_SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER?_*

  • @shaggyrogers8869
    @shaggyrogers8869 3 года назад +1

    If you want to talk about weak characters you should talk about Wes from don’t starve

  • @dynastyphantom8773
    @dynastyphantom8773 4 года назад

    GILGAMESH!!! Love this guy,this make experiences more fun(My First battle with him was at FFXII,and as i remember he doesn't use Excalipoor to battle)

  • @valsioncustom
    @valsioncustom 4 года назад

    Super Robot Wars has a robot from Mazinger Z named Boss Borot. He can become absolutely busted if you set him up right, but this is a lot of work to help a joke unit become a lethal-joke unit. Just look him up if you're curious, it has a lot of history.

  • @solierafromtheultrareconsquad
    @solierafromtheultrareconsquad 4 года назад

    9:40 Sick beat, though.

  • @imaginternet
    @imaginternet 4 года назад

    Considering you really love rpgs..
    Have you played persona? A jrpg and is a really good collection of games..
    Though I would love to see yoshitsune be in the most powerful characters in gaming...
    Fusing him with repel or null or even better absorb elements passives will make him op give him mind charge and hassou tobbie and set up debilitated and any other power up spells and he can hit eight devastating damages continously...
    The ultimate main persona like
    Izanagi no okami or messiah are good but they get overshadow by yoshitsune

  • @Saviarai-Dravolika
    @Saviarai-Dravolika 4 года назад

    Shiny Skwovet in SwSh in 20 eggs?!?!? Wow man, you're so lucky!! I tried 30 eggs for shiny Rookidee, Clobbopus, and frickin' Cufant and I got them on my 31st try!

  • @Handheld_Handle
    @Handheld_Handle Год назад

    3:23 Tyrfing is useless but it's only used for few things or just everyone doesn't use it at all, Maria as a boss fight in the center of the normal castle is also one of them, but only for the PSP (Dracula X Chronicles) and Saturn Port or newer I guess
    and why did i even make this comment

  • @grimskyegrave8603
    @grimskyegrave8603 4 года назад

    Odin was a wuss that never tried to atack bosses and when he did, he got owned.LIKE.A.BITCH!

  • @todd6493
    @todd6493 4 года назад

    11:46 what a comeback

  • @The-Zer0th-Law
    @The-Zer0th-Law 4 года назад +2

    69 HP on Alucard, nice.

  • @_Tzer
    @_Tzer 3 года назад +1

    6:21 its a nutshot

  • @Imboredlol
    @Imboredlol 4 года назад

    9:40
    Banger song

  • @obotprime339
    @obotprime339 4 года назад

    Also, I'm so finding a way to make 9:40 into some kind of song!