Dad Said I Needed To Get A Job | Russell Peters

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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
  • There’s a reason I don’t have a 9-5 🤷🏽‍♂️😂 #Comedy #RussellPeters #AlmostFamous #2016

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  • @thana64
    @thana64 4 года назад +2565

    I thought his Dad would say something like “they take the baggage... and go. Take it... and go”.

  • @ZORIONfilms
    @ZORIONfilms 4 года назад +45

    Russell peters can never be replaced . His timing and sense of humour is very classic period

  • @Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod
    @Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod 4 года назад +277

    “You can dance on your break”. Boy, have I heard that before, from my own parents. Smh.

    • @Synchrojikan
      @Synchrojikan 4 года назад

      Are you any good tho???

    • @Shaaan
      @Shaaan 3 года назад +1

      How do you have 450k subs ?

    • @adhyani
      @adhyani 3 года назад

      P

  • @lazykohee
    @lazykohee 3 года назад +23

    His Dad's the intelligent one 😂 potentially saved hundreds of lives

  • @mache7269
    @mache7269 4 года назад +602

    Russell: "Dad I wanna be a break dancer"
    Russell's Father: " Son, son. You can dance on your break!"
    That had me on the floor😂😂😂😂

    • @manwon3985
      @manwon3985 4 года назад +8

      I read this in Indian accent. ( No offense )

    • @zakiji5962
      @zakiji5962 4 года назад +1

      Måćhęł had you on the floor break dancing?

    • @mache7269
      @mache7269 4 года назад

      @Zakiji mine was out of this world😂

  • @zarrarkhan6079
    @zarrarkhan6079 4 года назад +1607

    One of his old joke's but still funny as before

    • @suraj-op2bx
      @suraj-op2bx 4 года назад +4

      Yap

    • @theclawhwahahahaha8499
      @theclawhwahahahaha8499 4 года назад +1

      Its probbly made up or an exaggeration of actual events.

    • @mark94786
      @mark94786 4 года назад +7

      TheClaw Hwahahahaha no shit sherlock also santa isnt real sorry for the bad news

    • @BlackShadow2009
      @BlackShadow2009 4 года назад +1

      Well its an old show that was uploaded recently. That’s why its an old joke.

    • @shorba14
      @shorba14 4 года назад

      missed some parts but still funny

  • @ricruss1869
    @ricruss1869 4 года назад +132

    "You can dance on your break" thats some life lessons right there kiddos

  • @tweeterist
    @tweeterist 4 года назад +269

    I died when he said: "You're far too stupid for that!"

    • @Inuzadrop
      @Inuzadrop 4 года назад +2

      *to
      According to the subtitles...

  • @Zak6959
    @Zak6959 4 года назад +107

    I always like the bits about his father and family

  • @RelaxingForLife
    @RelaxingForLife 4 года назад +183

    I love Russel's dad - reminds me of mine 😄

  • @shreeshar8188
    @shreeshar8188 4 года назад +663

    You can dance on your break 😂

    • @shiskeyoffles
      @shiskeyoffles 4 года назад

      Hey beautiful

    • @shiskeyoffles
      @shiskeyoffles 4 года назад +5

      Watching Russell at 4 in the morning 😂😂

    • @water7875
      @water7875 4 года назад +18

      I just clicked your comments to see some desperate Indian comments but wasn’t expecting sherlock holmes😂

    • @shiskeyoffles
      @shiskeyoffles 4 года назад

      @@water7875 everyone has their weakness 😹😹

    • @KING-ri2vs
      @KING-ri2vs 4 года назад +9

      @@water7875 He is a desperate desi though.

  • @only4comments
    @only4comments 4 года назад +419

    Not knowing what a "baggage handler" is was a sign.

    • @saraesteves5549
      @saraesteves5549 4 года назад +13

      I know a chemical engineer who didn't know what a backstage manager was. And it's someone who goes to a lot of concerts... Some people are just oblivious

    • @moonyasmr332
      @moonyasmr332 4 года назад +6

      Sara Esteves Hey, I stage manage for a living! That’s funny that he didn’t know lol but I didn’t know long before I started my career

    • @yushpi
      @yushpi 4 года назад

      @@saraesteves5549 what's a backstage manager

    • @saraesteves5549
      @saraesteves5549 4 года назад +1

      @@yushpi the person that organizes everything behind the scene so everything goes smoothly, people know what to do, when and where they are expected, staff and artists. There's also someone to manage the stage itself and make sure everything is done in a timely manner.

    • @saraesteves5549
      @saraesteves5549 4 года назад

      @@moonyasmr332 maybe I'm just too curious, but whenever I went to concert or a play, I've always wondered how that got all together

  • @HinduAyodha
    @HinduAyodha 4 года назад +70

    my dad use to talk like his dad but not in English but in my language....today i miss him so much in every moment of my life....i wish he was live to play with his grandchildren today...my kids lost something that they had enjoyed the most

  • @DariusSarrafi
    @DariusSarrafi 4 года назад +12

    Comedians are some of the smartest among us! You could’ve been anything you wanted to!

  • @anilcp7922
    @anilcp7922 4 года назад +273

    Russels dad asked him to get a job coz he didn't know that his son would make million telling the world the reality of bollywood 😁

    • @mukesh9626
      @mukesh9626 4 года назад +1

      saariyagi heldhee anthamma

  • @moo-kun
    @moo-kun 4 года назад +143

    I thought his Dad was gonna say: Son... If _you_ dance, you'll break something! 😹😹😹

  • @gfa9693
    @gfa9693 4 года назад +290

    someone said Puttin, i'm calling to KGB

    • @ankitaaarya
      @ankitaaarya 4 года назад

      You name is russian

    • @ineffabledharmicpolytheist7828
      @ineffabledharmicpolytheist7828 4 года назад

      None of them including him Said putin 🤭, he Said putt it sounds like putin 🤗

    • @timomastosalo
      @timomastosalo 4 года назад +1

      He should've said Gorbachev, Brezhnev, Hrushchev or Stalin, for you to call KGB.
      You call them about Putin, nobody will answer.

    • @doodmann5898
      @doodmann5898 4 года назад

      Да

    • @rjpena6273
      @rjpena6273 4 года назад

      Marry is that a KBG? Im calling the CIA!

  • @saurabhshrivastava224
    @saurabhshrivastava224 4 года назад +11

    His dad's accent is fantastic...

  • @coffeethings7563
    @coffeethings7563 4 года назад +12

    😂 So funny. “You take the baggages & you putt it on the plane”

  • @zoemor4205
    @zoemor4205 3 года назад +3

    The best of Russel is the stories about his dad.so much love i feel he misses him so much.

  • @z4ynRx
    @z4ynRx 4 года назад +384

    I'm a baggage handler now 😂

    • @jackturnock821
      @jackturnock821 4 года назад +45

      haha yeah im starting in two weeks, i feel attacked.

    • @josephwhite7960
      @josephwhite7960 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @aspenly0127
      @aspenly0127 4 года назад +97

      You are an integral part of millions of people’s travel plan be proud of yourself! Keep putting that sucker!

    • @DM-cy7hy
      @DM-cy7hy 4 года назад +4

      Imagine you could have been Russel Peters

    • @thana64
      @thana64 4 года назад +6

      I thought his Dad would say something like “they take the baggage... and go. Take it... and go”.

  • @nmk4465
    @nmk4465 4 года назад +9

    Russel, you can’t be as amazing comedian that you are & not be super smart! In my eyes, you are brilliant. You are making so many people happy, you are giving back to humanity in such a meaningful way! Proud of you!

    • @kameelsabri2382
      @kameelsabri2382 4 года назад +4

      He's alright but I personally find it cringeworthy and awkward when he makes fun of his own audience members, sure it's a joke and classed as humour but its classed as bullying when it happens in school, college and work places. You hardly ever see the legendary comedians do that.

    • @kameelsabri2382
      @kameelsabri2382 4 года назад

      @bad bad mc bad you're idea of legendary comedians definitely differ from mine. I'm talking the likes of Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock. These comedians barely did it, Russel couldn't pull of a show without doing it.

    • @lam27nov82
      @lam27nov82 3 года назад

      @@kameelsabri2382 more like listening to Eminem and saying he not as good as Tupac. Why cos Eminem picks other artists in his songs? C'mon now! Can you just appreciate talent. His audiences prefer to sit on the front row and have a good time. But some remote keyboard warrior has a problem.

    • @kameelsabri2382
      @kameelsabri2382 3 года назад

      @@lam27nov82 lol. Your name basically sums you up. Lam...wtf?!

    • @lam27nov82
      @lam27nov82 3 года назад

      @@kameelsabri2382 oh now I get it. You are nothing but an internet troll.

  • @noelion1980
    @noelion1980 2 года назад +2

    I just found Russell Peters two days ago and I have binge watching all of his shows. So funny!

  • @murataydian
    @murataydian 4 года назад +32

    Love your work Russell. Greetings from Istanbul!

  • @arunjames6494
    @arunjames6494 4 года назад +18

    it's been forever I've seen this guy I love him and his accents

  • @almosteverything3825
    @almosteverything3825 4 года назад +81

    this guy is a legend...

  • @lutchdomanengroomupadiachy2743
    @lutchdomanengroomupadiachy2743 4 года назад +75

    1:38 Baggage... Handler!!!

  • @UrsulaRistauSchaefer
    @UrsulaRistauSchaefer 4 года назад +3

    This never gets old. I laugh every time

  • @ABab-jf2jb
    @ABab-jf2jb 3 года назад +8

    He is so funny! I am binge watching his videos. Thank you R Peters! Great show!

  • @avipaul07
    @avipaul07 4 года назад +28

    Y'all need to stop nagging. This performance is from 2016, it's mentioned in the description 🙄

  • @niranjunnu
    @niranjunnu 4 года назад +6

    I miss the funny Russell Peters I once loved.

  • @fatimaelaidi2667
    @fatimaelaidi2667 4 года назад +33

    He's hilarious 😂😂

  • @crinacristina8319
    @crinacristina8319 4 года назад +17

    Greetings from Romania, I'm a huge fan !
    You are awesome Russell.
    👍

  • @Rizkiaqa
    @Rizkiaqa 4 года назад +2

    It was like my father. He always told about great job vacancy. We love our Dad. Never give up, to develop our self (that is our father think 💪)

  • @ultragoldcoin8780
    @ultragoldcoin8780 4 года назад +8

    Before you listen to this; I wanted to tell you, that you are beautiful and exceptional. Also your a phenomenal human being; I love you and I hope positive experiences will start happening in your life, if they haven't already. Keep moving forward my friend; start adopting positive and beneficial habits & behaviors. Eat healthy and treat yourself with kindness, in addition to others also. Fair well my friend; God Bless you 💖

  • @overcomer4226
    @overcomer4226 3 года назад +4

    Love it when he does the Indian accent speaking English

  • @ejsgarage
    @ejsgarage 4 года назад +429

    You will graduate...one day... lol That is how I ended up on RUclips

    • @AM-ss4ww
      @AM-ss4ww 4 года назад +9

      EJ'S GARAGE and i hope you will suceed in it bro

    • @ejsgarage
      @ejsgarage 4 года назад

      @@AM-ss4ww Thank you

  • @nawwk79
    @nawwk79 Год назад

    “Son, you can dance on your break.”
    Gets me every time 🤣

  • @shengshirleylor
    @shengshirleylor 4 года назад +5

    Russell, I'm coming to see your show in Grand Rapids, MI in a couple days!! I really want a picture with you or else, somebody gonna get a hurt real bad!!!

    • @0A1630
      @0A1630 4 года назад

      Haha

  • @midodorgham2007
    @midodorgham2007 4 года назад +2

    1:26 that eye roll 😂😂😂😂😂👌🏽 Love u and ur jokes

  • @miscellaneous3372
    @miscellaneous3372 4 года назад +4

    Literally when he thought his dad wanted him to be a pilot, I thought a 9/11 joke was coming up.

    • @SuzLa1
      @SuzLa1 4 года назад +3

      Why would an Anglo-Indian Catholic be connected to terrorism?

    • @miscellaneous3372
      @miscellaneous3372 4 года назад

      @@SuzLa1 the accent

    • @badkaladoo8637
      @badkaladoo8637 3 года назад

      Oh boy, ya need to go out into the world bit more

  • @georgeb6200
    @georgeb6200 4 года назад +15

    This came up to my recommendation and my first thought was it's the Indian detective I always felt that show could have been better but it was still a great show and casting

  • @skyhigh2118
    @skyhigh2118 3 года назад

    i'm an airline pilot, and trust me Russell, you're doing way better than any pilot could ever dream of even. Wish your dad was there to see that though :)

  • @rewajamir9190
    @rewajamir9190 3 года назад +1

    Never get bored of his old jokes...

  • @alhasan_27
    @alhasan_27 4 года назад +3

    “You can dance on your break” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @itsybitzzy
    @itsybitzzy 3 года назад

    That one phrase..... "putt it"... LOL!!!!

  • @2cer2
    @2cer2 4 года назад +3

    He mentioned his father many times on his show. He must missed him so bad.

  • @marylouirick7316
    @marylouirick7316 4 года назад

    My Dad told me, l got 2 washes flrs.,THANK God l got a job with the Fed Gov't
    @ age 18yrs old.Praises The Lord 📿

  • @Justmeandmythoughts55
    @Justmeandmythoughts55 4 года назад +1

    He has that funny face that makes me laugh b4 i hear him talk 😂

  • @kayladionyssiou3636
    @kayladionyssiou3636 2 года назад

    I have to remember not to eat or drink while I watch this guy! Hilarious!

  • @latinamarie80
    @latinamarie80 4 года назад +31

    Son.... U can dance on ur break- 15 minutes at a time!🤣🤣🤣 But at 16 he'll only have 1 break maybe🤷?

  • @TEXAS2459
    @TEXAS2459 4 года назад +22

    somebody gonna get a hurt real bad!, ...
    somebody

  • @bobbobek2098
    @bobbobek2098 4 года назад +26

    So it looks like a good material is finished now

  • @grahamefreestone5309
    @grahamefreestone5309 4 года назад +2

    I started my new job today as a baggage handler. I thought it was an easy job, but
    there's a lot to take on board.. ;-) 🇬🇧

  • @sarmenpm1304
    @sarmenpm1304 4 года назад +10

    Glad he got a job cause somebody was gonna get a hurt real bad if he didn't 😂😂

  • @kiffaj9982
    @kiffaj9982 3 года назад

    I wanna be a break dancer. Son,you can dance...on your break. Classic.
    Queenslander

    • @Stw077
      @Stw077 3 года назад

      🤣🤣💯

  • @Hotlooksamerica
    @Hotlooksamerica 4 года назад +71

    Sound recording off between left and right ears. All talk on left. All audience on right? Is this altered?

    • @ecsyntric
      @ecsyntric 4 года назад +3

      somebody gonna get a hearing aid... somebody

    • @bhatbasit8614
      @bhatbasit8614 4 года назад +1

      Yeah something is off about the audio when you listen to it on earphones

    • @Hotlooksamerica
      @Hotlooksamerica 4 года назад +1

      Odarp Swavey initial thoughts exactly

  • @timothykang5729
    @timothykang5729 4 года назад +1

    I like how the camera pans out when he mentions "putt" like they knew he was going to do the putting motion then zooms back in afterwards.

  • @blackbird5634
    @blackbird5634 4 года назад +6

    "Mom said i should join the army, go to Vietnam, that it would make a man out of me. Of course, I was eleven at the time." - Jack D. (30 Rock)

  • @Appy_patel
    @Appy_patel 4 года назад +7

    Old jokes Peter !! 😂😂 I have seen your videos enough now 😂

  • @chittisplays2520
    @chittisplays2520 4 года назад

    Russell never gets old

  • @Meraklı_çocuk
    @Meraklı_çocuk 4 года назад

    There is no doubt that he is one of the best in this game !

  • @nestatonik
    @nestatonik 4 года назад

    Last line, dance on your break 🤣🤣🤣👌

  • @UntaintedIndigoChild
    @UntaintedIndigoChild 4 года назад

    This skid was very well written. I love it.

  • @uglyindian4401
    @uglyindian4401 2 года назад

    I thought after that "Putt" mock, his dad would be like "Somebody Going To Get Hurt Real Bad..."

  • @vutivichauke9196
    @vutivichauke9196 4 года назад

    I was a baggage handler between 2011-13 in South Africa...love it.😂😂

  • @R6Jiggy
    @R6Jiggy 10 месяцев назад

    the putting part was hillarious hahah xD

  • @jasonpark5247
    @jasonpark5247 4 года назад +29

    "I hated school as a kid.
    My mother would say 'You should enjoy it!
    One day, you'll have to work for a living.'
    'No I won't, ma, I'm gonna be a comedian!'"

  • @alexxxx9221
    @alexxxx9221 4 года назад

    He could just talk about is father😂😂😂😂👍👍👍

  • @djvelocity
    @djvelocity 4 года назад

    This is my faaavorite joke of his. Always kills! 🔥😆😅

  • @salramos3rd
    @salramos3rd 4 года назад

    King Julian is hilarious! 🤣😂🤣

  • @hashir.8136
    @hashir.8136 4 года назад +9

    well if you get the chance to read this, just like to say: stay blessed with a good life 💗

  • @McDnyss
    @McDnyss 4 года назад

    I thought this was gonna be some motivational speech but it turned out that it’s a comedy club

  • @monrongmei454
    @monrongmei454 4 года назад

    Omg.. can't stop laughing 😂🤣🤣🤪

  • @LargestClassifieds
    @LargestClassifieds 4 года назад

    WoW this is so entertaining, I literally fell off my chair laughing so hard.

  • @nehakhanapurkar2231
    @nehakhanapurkar2231 3 года назад

    I think this is his first video where he is not asking questions to his audience in the first row.

  • @janellgange5904
    @janellgange5904 4 года назад

    That was fabulous! So funny!! Parent problems!

  • @cccpredarmy
    @cccpredarmy 4 года назад +3

    "...15 minutes at a time. Takeitandgo!"

  • @jimmyjames8611
    @jimmyjames8611 4 года назад +1

    foreign parents are great. at least these ones understood where their kid was at. mine were the "lets beat the smarts into him" kind.

  • @manoranjansingh2373
    @manoranjansingh2373 4 года назад +1

    Russell Peter is Russell Peter.

  • @ItsChriscampos
    @ItsChriscampos 4 года назад +3

    I thought I came for a motivational speech about how he overcame struggle lol

  • @siyambonani8802
    @siyambonani8802 4 года назад

    RUSSEL HAS BEEN THE FUNNIEST 🤣🤣🤣

  • @asadshah2718
    @asadshah2718 4 года назад

    I wish there was less echo 😏
    Every word of Russell Peters is priceless

  • @wilrobles9824
    @wilrobles9824 4 года назад +1

    Dad sure had wonderful expectations.

  • @edgravity
    @edgravity 4 года назад

    well now I know the origin of break dance.
    if its break. you can dance.
    break dance

  • @aartimehra8777
    @aartimehra8777 4 года назад +23

    Big fan of Russell Peters but was totally disappointed at his performance in Hyderabad last year .. unfortunately spent a bomb on those Platinum tickets

  • @klimqx
    @klimqx 4 года назад

    Glad he changed it a bit and removed that awkward focus focus part

  • @dub.rchapman75F
    @dub.rchapman75F 4 года назад

    Some body going to get ah hert old school fav thanks for sharing.

  • @YasinHimself
    @YasinHimself 4 года назад +19

    Am i the only one who watched this video before?!!!

    • @frazunknown
      @frazunknown 4 года назад

      Yeah it's a re-upload

    • @Hariharan-fo9px
      @Hariharan-fo9px 4 года назад

      @@frazunknown it's not re-upload bro, he told the exact joke before 2years .he told this joke in his show Russell peters almost famous . You can search it on RUclips

    • @frazunknown
      @frazunknown 4 года назад +1

      so he's recycling now

  • @MARWANRAJA1
    @MARWANRAJA1 4 года назад +1

    His accent kills me 😂

  • @justintime0167
    @justintime0167 4 года назад +1

    My left ear enjoyed the video

  • @georgecorrea8530
    @georgecorrea8530 4 года назад

    Russell Peters is brilliant.

  • @maem7636
    @maem7636 4 года назад

    " You are very funny; thanks, Russell Peters ! "

  • @ashleybartsch6642
    @ashleybartsch6642 3 года назад +1

    Baggage handler 🤣🤣

  • @DeepMysterio
    @DeepMysterio 4 года назад

    Those comicstaan "stand-up"comedians could learn a lot about real comedy from the king of stand-up comedy "Rrrrrusssselllll Peterssss" !!!

  • @bodjka
    @bodjka 4 года назад

    Congrats with 1mill) gl

  • @jujvellex2840
    @jujvellex2840 4 года назад

    You can dance on your break 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @msrikavya9651
    @msrikavya9651 3 года назад

    I fell for that putt-ing joke, that was some good shit there

  • @missMila90
    @missMila90 4 года назад

    This guy is insane lolll 🤣🤣🤣👏👏

  • @sadiqhaque7743
    @sadiqhaque7743 4 года назад +36

    I sware i watched this ages ago. Did he upload it again or something?

    • @advaitrathi5013
      @advaitrathi5013 4 года назад +5

      It's not exactly a reupload... it's the same material recycled for a different crowd.

    • @Leeohlin89
      @Leeohlin89 4 года назад +5

      Swear* not sware...

    • @WizzygamingYT
      @WizzygamingYT 4 года назад

      deja vu

    • @sadiqhaque7743
      @sadiqhaque7743 4 года назад +3

      @@Leeohlin89 oo I'm sorry, but thanks for the corrections.