Petition to bring back the "Hello lads and lasses, Modest pelican here. If you enjoy the video, please [insert totally reasonable task to do] as it would really help spreading the good word of my channel" Edit: wow so many likes? Papa Pelican: the proud members of the cult of the pelican have spoken.
“I was underprepared and losing a fight I’d initially thought I’d win, slap my ass and call me mother Russia” xD love how many cracks at modern issues you pulled. Chef’s kiss 😘
How are Australian girls classed as hot but British girls not? They are literally ethnically the same. Baybe it’s the sun or maybe it’s just stereotype
This guy’s content is really nostalgic for me. I remember watching his GTA series on a god damn Nintendo Switch at ungodly hours of night, and it was fucking beautiful.
Bro you are the shit man whenever I am in a bad mood I can just pop up one of your vids and laugh my ass off each and every time. Why are you not up on stage being what you are a freaking comedian? Dude I just have to give you props on such great work.
My friend genuinely dressed up as a pelican and asked the mayor to adopt him at a local climate event. It wasn't intentional, but I think it definitely spread the good word of your channel.
This is the most piss cutting voice over of a video game I've ever listened to! Been giggling like a schoolgirl for a solid 10 minutes except when I'm outright laughing! Comedy gold!🤣
"American white pelicans have the widest wing span of any bird in North America (96 to 114 inches). In flight, pelicans appear graceful and soaring. Males are typically heavier than females, averaging 14.3 and 11.2 pounds, respectively. The one notable exception being your mom, who averages 539 pounds." _American White Pelican_ By Tommy King, Research and Wildlife Biologist
Lmaorotf... Nikky Lauder ... that really made me laugh... as I did not expect such boldness... I understand the humour and also had a friend that had similar injuries but in the context it’ Hilarious....lol
I admit I haven't watched your uploads for some time but just now I was feeling a little dehydrated and so I grabbed my bottle and quenched my thirst and remembered how you always tell your viewers to stay hydrated which is very important.
Modest Pelican might be the single funniest thing I’ve watched outside of movies or roast sessions The middle aged golfer joke was lethal on so many levels👴🏻
I am a practicing student in a hospital and unfortunately the patient died under my hands. The physician asked me why that happened and I said “I didn’t study about what I had to do in that situation and decided to watch Modest Pelican instead.”
When commitment to proper hydration overcomes fear of radioactivity 🤯 I do feel you missed a “where did you sleep last night?” joke after the Leadbelly mention. Although, the joke about golfers and women was absolutely excellent. I’mma use that one next time I visit my mom, because my stepdad loves golfing and is in his 80’s 😂
Everyone became super obsessed with the mediocre Bethesda Fallout games because of the TV show so everyone on RUclips is milking Fallout content right now. "This game is so much better than I remember." Yeah ok.. NOW you feel that way because you can milk RUclips content out of it. lol Fallout 4 is terrible.
4:38 The UN is neglecting Palestine? If it's sarcasm I think it was lost on me because the UN is obsessed with Palestine. I mean they even treat them like the Special Olympics with their own "refugee organization".
The slooty vault suit mod mixed with cbbe caused the weird body texture. Need to batch build in body slide and make sure you don't have multiple skin textures installed. The 8k body texture works nicely.
I haven't watched much RUclips recently and haven't seen your channel for a while. The first ten seconds of this video reminded me how funny you are man 😂😂
"with all the different creatures roaming the wasteland, i did not expect mosquitos to be the reason i died today" ...resonates with my inner Floridian
essential fallout mods: armor compendium, modern military weapons pack, expanded settlements, expanded perks, heather casadin companion (she has a bunch of quests), atomic radio mod, increased legendary enemies................... and phat ass jiggle walk
Wow I just got the game today and got the exact same mod for the females The only difference is I have about 4 ultra low graphics mods to view it pixel for pixel🤩
Your narration is awesome I recently restarted the game {last played in 2017} in honor of the new show on Amazon Prime you had me laughing hard out loud almost got busted because I'm at work F'in hallarious 🤣🤣🤣
Petition to bring back the "Hello lads and lasses, Modest pelican here. If you enjoy the video, please [insert totally reasonable task to do] as it would really help spreading the good word of my channel"
Edit: wow so many likes? Papa Pelican: the proud members of the cult of the pelican have spoken.
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Agreed we need it back
Ive been feeling directionless without him giving me quests to perform
Agreed
Please pelican daddy
"As I walk in I seen a guy robbing the place" took me tf out🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
right that was so funny
Lol I had to rewind to make sure I heard right lol
I spit my coffee out 😂😂😂😂😂 excellent!
Willddddddddd
I just came to the comment to find this one 😂
That whole story about the 2 girls was just unexpected and funny as hell
not really...
@@davidkatsuragiIt's his opinion dip shit
@@davidkatsuragi It's ok, it helps if you remove yourself from the story, it's how everybody gets to enjoy it.
@@davidkatsuragiwe got the life of the party over here
Yeah that was crazy!, i spit out my drink when he mentioned the group chat, damn bro.
2:19 - "Slap my ass and call me Mother Russia." 🤣
Yup - PAPA PELI IS BACK! ♥
that was such a good one ngl
His humor is so weird but I personally love it
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I was just wondering where this guy went in my recommended AND the Fallout TV show has been making me want to play this game again.
I love when I'm scrolling through comments and read the comment the same time as he says it 😂
“I was underprepared and losing a fight I’d initially thought I’d win, slap my ass and call me mother Russia” xD love how many cracks at modern issues you pulled. Chef’s kiss 😘
he has no armor so how is that buying some new armor since he has no armor?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@raven4k998 I didn’t mention armor. What even is this comment of yours? Bot?
@@splatzec your a sex bot cool take it off girl🤣🤣🤣
If you know russian history this applys to much more then just ukraine lmaoooooo
Modest Pelican: "Nothing will stop me from Drinking the sweet liquids of the heavens"
we must hydrate together
💯
@ModestPelican "As I walk in I see somebody robbing the place" - ModestPelican
Lmfao didn’t expect a Nikki Lauda reference.
I spit my soda out 😂😂 I needed that laugh lol
I lost my entire focus on the video and had to rewind... to get the British girls without makeup line... then I had to rewind again...
Right! I spaffed the rest of this video on my tele just to get on the comments and spit ma brew laughing...
So funny lmao
i even watched Rush today... scary coincidence
British girl joke has me dead 😂😂😂😂😂
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How are Australian girls classed as hot but British girls not? They are literally ethnically the same. Baybe it’s the sun or maybe it’s just stereotype
@@PoopZombie970not at all bro they are so different lol
@@PoopZombie970 no one in Australia looks like the Geordie Shore girls
@@PoopZombie970 the introduction of new genes to the gene pool does wonders
The jokes/writing in this video is top tier comedy stand up, holy sht that was funny!
Mamma Murphy wants you to get her some drugs🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Niki Lauda joke is an all timer on this channel. 😂
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8:51 And there ladies and gents, is ModestPelican breaking character
Love to see it
Watch Papa Peli, hes out of character and it’s so fucking funny
Only real gs have a phone only for modest pelican
😂😂
Just one? Bruh I got a phone, laptop and Xbox specifically for the wholesome water boi Aussie bird 😂
Goofballs
As you do
I made a research base near on the same scientific advancements as nasa just to watch the sexy water bird
10:38 - exactly why I love this channel lmao
bro peli is such a good at making jokes with all the setups and punchlines
"The journey through the wilderness is long and hard but I push forward, with my left analog stick..."
Yeah except when he goes full blown liberal and thinks it's the funniest thing in the world
12:19 💀😭fucking hell that was one of the best laughs I’ve had
This shit killed me 20 minutes
I'm still dying to hear the rest of that cryptocurrency bit😂😂
The Niki Lauda joke at 1:11 was foul but hilarious at the same time
been watching your vids for a while....whenever I need to laugh..thanks Pelican
appreciate you homie
1:20 as a resident of the UK I confirm this is true.
he's checking out a kids ass the perve🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Papa peli uploads. I grab my water. I grab my bong. You know the rest
@@ModestPelican I love you Papa Peli , not as much as water but I still love you
mate, we got the same reaction
dude the Nikki Lauda reference had me dying🤣
I came here to say that too lol
@@schleusnerr Same
F1 gang
"Nikki Lauda and his boys" - that's so damn funny hahahah lmfao
This game is great when you dont have a new vegas fan yelling in your ear constantly telling you it sucks
Played F4 4x more than NV (* even if I admit NV is 'better', F4 is more addictive.)
Fallout 4 fan try not to bring up new vegas challenge *impossible*
Fallout 4 is the better game said what I said
New Vegas gunplay isn't as good
@@studiedturtle4139 unmodded gunplay for both of them just sucks ass in general
This guy’s content is really nostalgic for me. I remember watching his GTA series on a god damn Nintendo Switch at ungodly hours of night, and it was fucking beautiful.
Always missing the Sons of Virgins. Love those boysboysboys
"Raining bitc-" Got me so good😂😂
This video is so fucking unhinged. I love it😂
'He attracted mosquitos like he was an African child' damn peli 😂😂
8:25 Solving world hunger and poverty is some light work for Modest Pelican haha
5:53 is the best sentence I ever heard.
4:38 you’re the goat pelican.
Bro you are the shit man whenever I am in a bad mood I can just pop up one of your vids and laugh my ass off each and every time. Why are you not up on stage being what you are a freaking comedian? Dude I just have to give you props on such great work.
My friend genuinely dressed up as a pelican and asked the mayor to adopt him at a local climate event. It wasn't intentional, but I think it definitely spread the good word of your channel.
It s so nice to still have people with a dark humor.
Love the vids
'Younger me Downloaded some mods to make the main character a busty snack' Had me fucking rolling
3:43 that one took a second
It would take less if MP character had proper Karen's hair...
Bro came back deadlier than ever with them jokes🤣🤣🤣
“I eat more mines than a Vietnamese farmer” killed me 😂😂😂
This is the most piss cutting voice over of a video game I've ever listened to! Been giggling like a schoolgirl for a solid 10 minutes except when I'm outright laughing! Comedy gold!🤣
Ahh modest pelican the only RUclipsr who can put characters butts on the thumbnails and nobody bats an eye
12:21 That last one sounded personal
"American white pelicans have the widest wing span of any bird in North
America (96 to 114 inches). In flight, pelicans appear
graceful and soaring. Males are typically heavier than
females, averaging 14.3 and 11.2 pounds, respectively.
The one notable exception being your mom, who
averages 539 pounds."
_American White Pelican_
By Tommy King, Research and Wildlife Biologist
Lmaorotf... Nikky Lauder ... that really made me laugh... as I did not expect such boldness... I understand the humour and also had a friend that had similar injuries but in the context it’ Hilarious....lol
He said niki luada and his boys chilling 😂😂 😅
2:29 the nipple tassle of death strikes again
Even a nuclear apocalypse shouldn't interfere with sufficient hydration!
I admit I haven't watched your uploads for some time but just now I was feeling a little dehydrated and so I grabbed my bottle and quenched my thirst and remembered how you always tell your viewers to stay hydrated which is very important.
missed this guy you knowwwwwww
The fact that the cave of Mole rats has a fusion core in there is hilarious
Papa peli has blessed us with a new video 🙏
These one liners are damn gold
Holy Water, I was not ready for that double girlfriend story 😂
Modest Pelican might be the single funniest thing I’ve watched outside of movies or roast sessions
The middle aged golfer joke was lethal on so many levels👴🏻
Love it for the gameplay the big juicy gameplay
I am a practicing student in a hospital and unfortunately the patient died under my hands. The physician asked me why that happened and I said “I didn’t study about what I had to do in that situation and decided to watch Modest Pelican instead.”
“Just feed the poor to the hungry”
Ngl I wish I had thought of this. Problem solved
A modest proposal from Modest Pelican
;)
When commitment to proper hydration overcomes fear of radioactivity 🤯
I do feel you missed a “where did you sleep last night?” joke after the Leadbelly mention.
Although, the joke about golfers and women was absolutely excellent. I’mma use that one next time I visit my mom, because my stepdad loves golfing and is in his 80’s 😂
4:39 "which im neglecting more than the UN neglects Palestine"
You dropped your crown King 👑
😂😂😂😂😂😂 the guy robbing the place line had me dead ha,ha,ha,ha
Modest pelican i so good
That women like your golf game line had me rolling 😂
Why's everyone going back to f4 lol?
New update this week
They did a Fallout tv show, that game is the most recent solo campaign.
@@SlabbyMess oh word?
@@Chimchimchu the show is fire
Everyone became super obsessed with the mediocre Bethesda Fallout games because of the TV show so everyone on RUclips is milking Fallout content right now.
"This game is so much better than I remember." Yeah ok.. NOW you feel that way because you can milk RUclips content out of it. lol
Fallout 4 is terrible.
"Atom be praised", nectar of the gods, a laugh a minute, or at least 30 second, awsome
4:38 The UN is neglecting Palestine? If it's sarcasm I think it was lost on me because the UN is obsessed with Palestine. I mean they even treat them like the Special Olympics with their own "refugee organization".
Ur nose is showing
The slooty vault suit mod mixed with cbbe caused the weird body texture. Need to batch build in body slide and make sure you don't have multiple skin textures installed. The 8k body texture works nicely.
this video is non-stop bangers. thank you for art
THESE JOKES ARE HILARIOUS IN THKS VIDEO “I saw a guy robbing the place” 😂
I love all the love fallout is getting recently! Especially 76
Cause of the new show.
@@Man77772nothing gets by you
@@Mike-wc3jo yuh
Really!?!? What show?@@Man77772
I haven't watched much RUclips recently and haven't seen your channel for a while. The first ten seconds of this video reminded me how funny you are man 😂😂
I just love your script, very well written or amazing should I say !!! Lol
"with all the different creatures roaming the wasteland, i did not expect mosquitos to be the reason i died today"
...resonates with my inner Floridian
That whole video just for you to throw a Molotov at bro 😂😂😂 this was peak Peli right here
I laughed so hard when he tracked back to drink the rad water. Stop! Ahahahaha
We are blessed every time Peli uploads a video to RUclips ❤
Ma, all those water jokes was so on brand, literally 😂😂
6:13 absolutely hilarious 🍻
This guy is so funny for no reason
Your humour is so good. Laugh my ass off every video
the nikki lauda + cryptocurrency jokes were so good
Handing cigs out to anyone without teeth 😂😅 come on now, ypu cant say that. But ya did 😂😂
essential fallout mods: armor compendium, modern military weapons pack, expanded settlements, expanded perks, heather casadin companion (she has a bunch of quests), atomic radio mod, increased legendary enemies................... and phat ass jiggle walk
"What's your build?"
"Hydration"
😂😂 brilliantly well played..your commentary is next to none the best 😂..
Have an amazing rest of your week.
"then like a metal angel, my robot companion begins attracting all of the mosquitoes like he was an african child" 😭
Wow I just got the game today and got the exact same mod for the females The only difference is I have about 4 ultra low graphics mods to view it pixel for pixel🤩
3:40 made me chuckle too much
Omg the unhinged commentary is absolute gold.
Your narration is awesome I recently restarted the game {last played in 2017} in honor of the new show
on Amazon Prime you had me laughing hard out loud almost got busted because I'm at work F'in hallarious
🤣🤣🤣
This video was too entertaining. I can’t believe how everyone in a vault suit had such plump, juicy, clapping personalities
4:00 who else heard that sweet water drip when he picked up the bowl😮💨
That is hilarious! Great job.
"Attracts all the mosquitos like a african child" "take more landmines than a Vietnamese farmer" 🤣
I know people are divided on FO4 but I like the game. NEw Vegas and FO4 are my favs
Modest pelican videos are my sweet nectar❤️❤️
“Where Nikki lauder and his mates were chilling”😂😂😂
His names for water kept getting funnier, gods translucent liquor 😂😂
THE MYTH THE LEGEND PAPA PELI IS BACK
Thank you so much for uploading again, you BLOODY LEGEND!!!!!!!!!!
I’m British and even I burst out laughing at “horde of British girls without makeup” 😂
I have never laughed so much to a youtube video, funny as fuck
This video got me so hydrated