Ali Siddiq - Father's Day - The Half Hour
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- Опубликовано: 13 сен 2016
- Ali Siddiq explains why he's upset that no one makes a big deal out of Father's Day and lists other holidays that should be less important.
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Ali Siddiq seems like he was born with the gift of conversation. That's really his comedy style and its relatable, ironic, and overall funny. A GREAT talent. I'd like to see him shine.
Agreed
Might want to look that up again.. he's nowhere near worth 15 mil.
Father's day ain't the same without my dad
Agreed 💯
Agreed his Mexican put on boots story is insanely funny!
"Celebrating Columbus day is like celebrating someone finding money in your house."
That had me breaking out laughing
Same LOL
dead "I discovered it in your kitchen"
Tabernacle of glory in Miami
1k like
Mike Walker 😂😂😂
Rotf 😂🤣😂
“Daddy you want some juice?” *whisper voice*
😭😭😂
It's pre-poured juice
Father's Day sales just get lumped into the graduation time sales "Dads & Grads".
;)
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😆😆😆😆
Damn, you're right! 🤣
Lol yes so true🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
The Columbus joke is so true 😂😂
Ali Siddiq is a genius
Damn sure is!
I used to make Father's day presents for my grandpa. When I learned how to paint a more realistically, I painted him out on a boat fishing since that was his favorite activity. He had it hanging up till he passed. A lot of things went missing then. After he passed I found the top drawer of his dresser was full of cards I'd given him and handmade presents to fragile to sit out. I'll never forget that. He was my father (not literally but in spirit).
...that's freakingly heartwarming.
Good for you!
That K in suck really felt personal lol
RUclips shouldn’t be able to put 30 second ads on a 2 minute video. There should be some kind of ratio like the ad can’t be more than 15% as long as the video
I have great ratio for my ads, 100% of the time my ad is 0% of the videos length. Long live adblock
J C But then a ten minute vid would have a 1:30 ad
9 bucks , only 9 usd and free from ads.
Ainura Nikita they always have a way to make you pay, fuck them bitches
Money rules the world. Next.....
I'm a father and I don't even know when is father day.
Nine months before mother’s day
-my dad
@@icegoddess1308 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 😭
It's Sunday fool!
Father's day was yesterday and I forgot about it. Lol there was no heads up or nothing.
Father's Day really does blow. Mothers have a tough job, no doubt. But at least they get appreciated. People write songs and poems for/about mothers. They get parades and celebrations, cool gifts, free dinners, free entry at the club on MD... But, as a father, EVERYDAY is father's day to me... appreciation or not.
Who's going to the club on Father's day
@@lindastram29 Exactly. We get no love. why would we go?
@Joe Sar thats why I'm saying who would do that.
@@NephariusAMG why would u want to be at a club on Father's day?
Facts it’s ALOT of shitty moms out here and they still get “appreciated” on Mother’s Day 🤨
Mexican got on boots
oh shit! mexican got on boots!!!
Justin Banh *runs away*
Hey bro.....
Mexican got on boots. I need a knife.
Mexican got on boots !!
yo Sisi
Happy Father's Day to my dad, who has been such an incredible support system.
He is a good example of a fantastic father. He isn't perfect but no one is but he has supported me through my transition and beyond.
Thank you dad ❤
Everybody laughin but this is actually kinda sad
welcome to comedy
Maryam nigga what
Maryam I like how you tell him to elaborate more, but you just made a statement with no proof or elaboration. That's some hypocritical shit
Maryam Mothers are expert at making you feel guilty, fathers don't fuss.
Comedy is sad brotha
Patrice O'neal and Ali are and were two of greatest and most consistent comedians ever in my opinion (Chapelle included). Its always less about energy or delivery and more about their insight and perspective. Its hard to find comedians that do so well calling out societies bullshit
Jay J Eddie Griffin does it well too. Not to mention older Ced the Entertainer
I would also put Roy Wood Jr also on the list too for me
@@murmillo42 definitely especially about the one where he woke up one morning and heard his dead father get up and get ready for work
Here’s a clip from Roy
ruclips.net/video/EbIP0oYgHOc/видео.html
Finally a sit-down comedian 💪🏽
True. Next should be a lay down comedian and then a crouch comedian and then a prone comedian
ruclips.net/video/P4KFoLJ433g/видео.html I got one
Ali got a half hour comedy central special coming out? When?! He's great!
it's out already...he did an hour special for prisoners its great....u can find it on RUclips
My favorite comment I saw on tiktok for this was "Halloween is more popular because ghosts are more present then some people's dads XD
mitchell.....this ain’t gone be GOOD
LOL this guy is so good
I've been a father for almost 12 years and I really have NO idea when is father's day.
Me either bro
Have you had Google for 12 years? I hope you're not blaming your ignorance on other people😶 I mean, would be a very fatherly things to do, you know, the bare minimum 😂
I've only discovered this guy tonight and he's already my new favourite comedian
...not a bad decision - great storyteller.
Gotta watch his This is not happening bits they’re soo good
Stand up comedy at its finest while sitting down how ironic! Shoutout from Cleveland Ohio
Father's Day has only been officially recognized in the United States since 1972, nearly 60 years after Mother's Day became a holiday. took around 60 goddamn years before someone said what about pops?
Maybe pops should start being apart of their kids lives and being active in the home
@@imbored6037 huh? too busy out working 9 to 12h to support their ass
For anyone wondering Arbor day is a day for planting trees.
So Trees comes before fathers 😮
This guy is really good at telling stories.
Ali Siddiq is so underrated!! Dude been killing it since forever
Finally a sit down comedian
Truuee~ I got a free men's razor sample, and repackaged it for my dad 🤦♀️ I promise I love him
When he says “I’ve done the research I already no” you know it’s funny
Ace hardware have a father day sale on grills 😂😂 grills that the father have to buy himself 🤦🏿♀️
And that the mother complaines about that they dont need :P
ghosts and goblins come before fathers'? lmfao
Ok I'm going to look for his specials to watch!
Saud Dowaihy please do he is hilarious
Now y'all don't doubt...he already did the research he already know dis
Ali reppin H town right. Dude BEEN hilarious his whole life 😂
man this is such clean comedy... ali is my man
My dad would rather not celebrate Father's Day so I'm cool in that department. But I know my mom would feel bad if I didn't at least say "Happy Mother's Day" and I just love how her face lights up when I give her a gift 😊
Fathers need to step their game up and earn it. Great dads of all sorts are rewarded like kings on Father's Day, they're just rare right now.
Oh BS
When my dad was alive he got something, normally a shirt and tie. Had not been so into healthy food I'd have cooked for him too. Still I also can say I'm the only one in this house who actually likes their dad.
I’ll buy my dad a truck for Father’s Day one day
I just sent this to my dad after I forgot father's day today.
Thanks for your honesty. I’m sure he forgives you. My son sent me this video a while back. Too funny. He spent Father’s Day with me today. Moved out on his own a few months ago. Good kid.
Relationship depending, that could count as a gift
the best thing to do for your father in father's day is paying a bill of something (the rent, the gas,water...) and give him the paper and a kiss THAT'S IT.
PS: I got the idea from the show EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS when he did that to his father in father's day ONE OF MY FAVOURITE EP.
But seriously though why should it matter if the world doesn't celebrate it, I make it my priority to show my dad love every father's day.
He looks like DMX lol
Marcos Torres I came here looking for this comment. I'm not even going to watch the video.
WHAT!!!!! UH!!!!! COME ON!!!!
Yes they are both the same colour therefore they look the same #racist
@@saqibkhan5473 they do resemble a little. Nothing racist about that.
this is a good routine
Get this man on NETFLIX
I usually give my dad a pack of beer that I drink with him
Cant believe fathers day is 20th!!!!!
Cyrus TV it's not hard to believe, bitches don't give a fuck but want the world
Zee Man LMFAO!! So your mad at the women and not the children you spawned too!?!?!? How?
@@laurencameron3150 cause the children we end up spawning get turned against me with the mama playing the I'm a victim cause "I carried ur child for 9 months" card and expect every inch of appreciation. Yet when I break my back for the remainder of the 25 yrs carrying this family financially emotionally and physically I'm a bad guy for not saying hello to mama when I come back from a hard day of work!!
@@Corre569 And YOU chose her! You are PARTIALLY to blame for not paying attention to the signs or for failing her to the point she no longer trusts you!
Yes! We need to show our Black fathers some love!
I love Ali!!!! 😂👏👏👏
same
" I done the research "
Hahahaha hilariously true, was actually thinking about it this past Father's day
Maybe if it was a better holiday more dads would stay around 😂😂😊😂
Get your own damn day on some other date?
other way around: if more dads stayed around then it would be a more important holiday
@@Rubiecat that was pure sarcasm
@@JoJoTweet1 yeah I see it now, I guess I was in a bad mood that day and decided to interpret the comment in the worst way possible
Finally!!!!! I’m so glad someone really said it!!!
Happy Father’s Day everyone who is seeing this today.
I live when he says it sucks! Have watched this so many times
He has that Dave Chappelle storytelling talent.
I wanna watch this dude stand upss
I just came accross this comedian and he's funnnnaaaayyyy as hell!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yooo..the Columbus joke was deep..the sheep won't understand..
Happy Father’s Day playas
My new comedian crush So funny 😂😂😂😂 new sub here
I think Father’s Day is slept on because most of the time there people don’t have one around to celebrate lol
Ali Siddiq when your kids are over age 16, take the fam to Germany for Father's Day. Thos year it is today, May 18. There is day long drinking with friends, strangers, in the streets, everyone having wagons of beer and lots of camaraderie. Even better if you have some German friends there to hook up with. Totally different from American FD.
mitchell!!! you have a nice day “walks away really slow...”
Glad this resurface
my new fave black comedian
My favorite person now
@Comedycentral can I buy this episode/special on Blu-ray DVD or digital. My man Ali is one of the funniest guys out
Idk I don't really have much to say to my father so I can't write out letters I don't mean. Growing up I've always felt like I'm just coexisting with him with no real connection
Columbus Day bit was great!
This comic skit is incredibly funny and sad at the same time. This is absolutely true. 😢
My father left us when I was six. Haven't seen or heard from him since. For me, Father's day means having a good cry.
@@Christynmaine Any father that will leave his children is not a man. This individual is completely lacking moral compass.
Stand up comedy while sitting 🤣🙌
It's crazy, cause it's true!
Man! I just ran into Ali in Academy here in Missouri City Tx Houston area and we both looking for a Father’s Day sale! I had to interrupt his phone conversation with “Man….Father’s day has to be the worst holiday of them all!” As we embraced!
Always been funny man 🤣😂
Jesus then you mama
preach
brilliant
Hilarious, and so true...
😂 Real shit, bruh funny as amf. . !
this is curing my depression
Happy fathers day, heres a drill to do more work thx dad
I absolutely love Ali Saddiq!!! my son made our utube name. Ali is so funny and so beautiful!!!💖💞💕💙💜
I remember when I was a teen, out of spite towards my father I bought my mama a gift on Father’s Day and just got my dad a chocolate bar. It backfired cuz he loves chocolate and was deprived of all forms of appreciation, so he was pretty ecstatic.
I think the only reason Father's Day isn't epic because most Father's aren't present in their kids lives like Mother's
Not true
Underrated
I’ve been a father for almost 18 years now and only ever received just one gift in all that time. It was a drawing from my 17yo Stepson. It was nice to receive something though.
Big Facts
Funny how things change over time. Father's day is growing here in the US.
Facts
REAL TALK 😂😂😂😂😂
I'd celebrate Father's Day if I had a father --
Am a father…no lies told today!
Happy fathers Day everyone!
I think Father’s Day is so unpopular because people (generally) either don’t have a positive relationship with their father or feel their father doesn’t do shit. At least not when compared to mothers
and mothers get cut way much more slack then father's cuz when a mother beats they child she just disciplining but when a father does it they think he is mean and abusive
Right and moms be JUST as bad
Also you have father's who have tons of children all over that they don't take care of. So sometimes it's the same father being terrible to multiple kids. I think that throws the number off.
I have only met a handful of people close to their fathers, and mothers had nothing to do with the distance. Many men do NOT take the time to do anyTHING with their children. They may be in the house but are NOT actively doing anything, no teaching no imparting wisdom NUFFIN… spend all their extra time running the streets and hanging with the fellas’
You get out of life what you put into into life!
@@thqi_gz1739 your experience. I have heard people over the years speak out against mean nasty moms.
Si, es la verdad tambien en Mexico :(
He speaks the truth. For Mothers Day dad are like, hey kids let's go get your mom something nice from the store, whatever you want.
Mom's for Father's Day are like hey kids what do you want to make your dad from anything in the house.
Mom's, oh I love these earrings.
Dad's, oh where can I put this piece of paper with random toys and ripped colored pieces of paper....
Fr tho and is deep
From my personal experience most Mothers deserve it and most fathers don't......so just my opinions because of my experiences ❤️ still love to everyone.
He’s not wrong🤣🤣🤣