(Some of) The Best of Ali Siddiq - Comedy Central Stand-Up
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- Опубликовано: 18 янв 2020
- Ali Siddiq explains why no one goes to jail after drinking a margarita, wonders why so many white men fall of their roofs and recalls one of his daughter’s swim meets.
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"How I get here?"
"YOU DRANK A PITCHER OF HENNESSY!!" 😂😂💀
Ain't nothing good coming from that 😂😂
@@Chaechaos not at all😂
Cause anyone with sense know ain’t nothing good coming from that pitcher 😂😂
“Dan the Lion” 😂🤣😭🤣
@@Chaechaos not one bit
"I just told yall cuz I cant tell my friends" lol.....
...thank you - was looking for this comment. :D
This guy is so underrated in the stand up comedy world 🌍
Hellaa underrated
Get at Bobby Sumner @BET
Cause he started so late. Not enough practice at writing material enough like a factory machine. Had he been doing this longer man he'd be a legend of our era.
But there will be more of him cause comedy central know
Exactly
I like this special he did. He’s been in prison so he came back and did a show. Made em laugh and show them there’s something good you can do after all that
100%, one thing so many of those dudes just dont have anymore is hope for their own life. this dude comes in and shows them that even a 15year sentence doesnt have to be the end of your life, youve just gotta get out and work hard for it. that little spark of hope is SO important for them to actually be rehabilitated instead of just traumatized imo
@@ejwillison2001 well said human much #RESPECT
"Tim look! Red chested robins" IM DYINGG THIS DUDE IS HILARIOUS AND THIS IS EXACCTLY HOW MY TOWN ACTS
Facts
Been waiting for this, MEXICAN GOT ON BOOTS PEOPLE😅
galaxy 2020, Awe Snap!! Mexican’s got on 🥾! I know what that means 🏃🏻♀️
Right.👢👢👢👢👢
Mexican got on boots.... so what Mexicans got on boots. I’m the same, always gonna be the same, Mexicans got on damn boots.
“Ted ass is off the roof again... Go ask the Mexicans cause they ain’t never off the roof”
They got them boots on 😂
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Mexicans wearing boots previously meant something entirely different to Ali!😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
"My flower game is real weak" - IDK but that I think that cracked me up way more than it should have
I haven't finished watching this clip yet but I think I know what that joke means already, and it's already funny 😂
I can listen to this guy just tell stories all day.. such a talent
Dear Netflix, give Ali a special already!
Ali is on the level of funny where even the way he sets up the joke can make you laugh.
He gets so close to taking a sip of that water then puts it down
Only the best comics relate
"400 white people. They're protesting!" 🤣🤣🤣
Netflix need to quit playing with him and Andrew Shultz
Akash Singh, Karlous Miller, Tony Baker, Teddy Ray. So much good content they're overlooking
I think they really are doing their own thing tbh. Netflix has reached out to Andrew and he kinda turned them down
Love this dude! Give Ali a Netflix special! So dang funny 🤣🤣🤣
hell yes one of my all time favorite comedians
I loved his 'this cannot be happening' special about shrooms lol
Hahahah!!! This is so true!!! I moved to Maine and they got me all pleasant, feeding chickadees and gardening: smiling at lilac trees, grinning about the smell of the ocean. #imfromEnglewood #blackwomaninmaine
Im from Lynwood! 😂😂😂
Lmao I don’t think I’ve ever in my life heard someone represent Maine….😂😂😂😂 but then again that’s probably the last state on my list to visit 😭🤣
This man is doing the Lord's work, with comedy.
R E S P E C T 👏👏👏
One thing, this man can tell a story.
My man is hilarious. No clue how he flys under the radar. He should get way more love than he does. Mad Love and respectl
Cause he stays low key like chapele he doesn’t go on podcasts that much and if does they are low key podcasts but almost everyone comedian knows him he’s among the top comedians rn been selling out shows since like 7 years ago
The trail mix comment in that last story is extra funny because earlier in the special, he went on a whole rant about how white people LOVE trail mix lol. Ali Siddiq is just too good.
BLECCCH! I KNEW I was not a typical white guy cos I hate mayo but now trail mix too?! I don't like nuts mixed with raisins: too many textures and flavors confuse my taste buds and extra-crunchy food hurts my otherwise-invincible teeth 😂
@@Protectobot greetings from Barbados. 😀
@@Protectobot We in this together bro. I am blackity black and I love mayo and trail mix 😎
Yea that was a great set up
Basic white girl here. I HATE trail mix- but look those yogurt raisin or nut things that get in there are the best.
"You got the wrong shoes on daawg."
Combo Breaker, Mexican’s got boots 🥾 on!!!
Up there in some old wingtips.
Give this man a Couple of Netflix specials!
Open it up for the masses
2 million views are mine alone. 🤣
"I just told y'all cause I couldn't tell my friends." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Luv this guy, he is the best story teller and absolutely hilarious! Plus he uses real experiences, very underrated
I like the fact that you took the time for those who are incarcerated . Big ups!
I love Ali's comedy so much.
"i just told yall cause i cant tell my friends".. LMFAO!!!!!!
The honesty is beyond truth
"Dan da lion" lives in my head rent free
I love how delightful his neighbors are xD so lovely hearing people be surprised at how nice people are xD
*All* of Ali’s material is Ali’s best material
one of the most talented dudes in modern time!
“Hey welcome to the projects.. welcome to hell.” 🤣😂
This man needs to be given his 💐! So brilliant and so underrated. EVERYTHING he says be having me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can't get over this man❤
His delivery is everything!!
I like how chill he is lol it’s like we smokin tellin funny ass stories😂n the way he says Dandelions😭😭😭
YES, ALI CRUSHESSSSS IT!!!!
This dude has such an interesting storytelling voice, could literally talk about anything
Lol the red-chested robins with trail mix is my fav. These pleasantries workin on me.
I got a big crush on this man it’s crazy
"I open the door...400 WHITE PEOPLE" LMAO !!!!!!!
😲😲😲
THEY PROTESTING! 😂😂😂
He was shooketh
Nah that’s Dan the Lion 😂😂
"Dan Da Lion"
came right away as soon as I read "Ali". didn't even check the last name until it buffered 😂
That last clip cracked me up. 😂😂😂
I truly am in love! Nothing like a man who thinks he's funny... AND IS!
I genuinely have never laughed so damn hard in my life 🙏🏽 best comedian!!!!!
I love the way he says dandelions
One of the best comedians ever
I didn't even realize he was in a prison at first. Bless his heart. Glad he went there. Still making people laugh and feel good.
This dude so smooth if he was about to murder you he would say a cold line and make you smirk right before you meet your maker
😂😂😏👏🏾
he needs a netflix special ASAP 😂
This brother is awesome, he's funny intelligent and handsome .I believe he has a beautiful career ahead of him.
This is the content we love 🤙🏼
Tim look! Red Chested Robins!🤣🤣🌼
😂🤣😂🤣😂
Great story teller!🤣
Ali is the greatest comedian ever
Google Patrice O'Neal elephant in the room .
I'll wait
“That’s it l,That’s the end of the story”😂😂😂
I don’t know why I never heard of him until yesterday.
We love Ali!
Where has Ali been this whole time man. Top notch comedy
... in prison
"That's it. I tell y'all cause I can't tell my friends." Gold
about 12 years ago, I lived next door to a 3 story house which was being renovated. There were a group of Mexican guys working on the roof when one of them fell off. All of the other guys panicked and ran downstairs to see if the guy was hurt. When they got to him, he had fallen on a big pile of leaves. Dude got up, and went back to work on the roof.
I totally agree... He's so funny just found out last weekend. Hope he comes to Detroit.
A funny and underrated dude period
A pitcher of Hennessy 😂😂😂😂
truly this man has a lovely smile i know that is not the point but he has. such a lovely smile
4:43 the guy without glasses :)) He knows about them roofs :))))
Hey...welcome to the projects... welcome to hell!🤣🤣🤣🤣
8:31-10:00 been looking for the red chested robin set foreverr😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
“dan the lion”🤣
Showing love to brother Ali in 2021
That's just wholesome and I like it.
I love that about stand up. You can listen to someone describing their weirdest drug trip in one session, and the next one is dandelions and rare chested rabbits.
Delightful
Listen to you tonight brought a smile and laughter thanks 🙏 really needed that tonight
If he ever gets a special I'll get netflix!
He a legend to me already because of his heart 👏🏾🏆
🤣 my shoe came off. I love it. I get it 💯
"Tim look! Red chested robbins!" Im so fucking stoned i thought Ali broke through the 4th wall and started speaking to me
Ali Sadiq for president 🇧🇸🔥🔥🔥 2020
He's so funny.
Sounds like he was born in hell and made his way to heaven. Makes me so happy
born in the projects and now lives in the suburbs
Wtf. . .wait. . . what 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@krowntown5821 born selling coke and now can buy him and him mom anything they need
One of my favorites. So glad I get to see him perform twice a month. His stories are insane
The dandelion's are in bloom.... I had to pause laugh and play.
“The Dandelions are in Bloooom!” 👀
A Master storyteller
He is in my top 5 favorite comedians easy
The wall bit is GENIUS!!
Love you man I washed your show at first I didn't know but then I watch you you the truth you tell the truth funny guy the funniest people tell the truth thank you man
HIM: Nobody goes to jail on a margarita
ME: Hold my margarita!
This guy kills
Love this comedian.
No one:
Literally no one:
Ali: 9:22 - 9:50
🤣 love him! He is so silly!🤣
Gotta be the best out right now. There’s not one set that’s ever been less than stellar.
I LOVE this man! I will follow him everywhere
Ali is a legend. Funniest comedian today!!!
I wish I could see more of him
Dan the lion lmaooo
Ali Siddiq is ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL😅😂🤣😆😁 He gives me LIFE‼️‼️ Fearlessly F-U-N-N-Y. He needs to be in MOVIES, on TELEVISION SHOWS. GREAT STORYTELLER 🔥🤩🔥🤩🔥🤩🔥🤩🙌🏽🙌🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Brilliant
BOOTS!