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  • @Ram-lu1wn
    @Ram-lu1wn 3 года назад +300

    That kid - “50 bucks for shining your shoes because it is going to be prettier than your wife”
    LMAO!!

    • @JM-gh1oz
      @JM-gh1oz 3 года назад +15

      She's going places. Billionaire some day just from advertising and marketing gimmicks, that one.

    • @JM-gh1oz
      @JM-gh1oz 3 года назад +13

      And the kid who wants to paint 20 dollars on paper..yep, that one too is going places. Very many places, lol.

    • @heroshimaherodes
      @heroshimaherodes 3 года назад +7

      @@JM-gh1oz Yeah... One is a scammer and the other is a fraud.
      Edit: I'd get scammed by the little girl tho

    • @JM-gh1oz
      @JM-gh1oz 3 года назад +2

      @@heroshimaherodes ha ha haa!

    • @karlomoonblade
      @karlomoonblade 3 года назад +1

      stamp?

  • @vhandeerzhul2057
    @vhandeerzhul2057 3 года назад +150

    2:51 "science mean quiet" I can't stop laughing

  • @akankshadash7129
    @akankshadash7129 2 года назад +40

    0:20 The way she says "ca-bah-ker" is so cute 😘😘.

  • @danidesip2432
    @danidesip2432 3 года назад +108

    "The Lord told me to play"
    Amen to that

  • @Petal4Ever
    @Petal4Ever 2 года назад +8

    6:50 that kid is literally saying he wants a counterfeit dollar 😂

  • @anbuhyuga8299
    @anbuhyuga8299 2 года назад +10

    7:26 actual savage 🤣🤣

  • @TheHiredGun187
    @TheHiredGun187 3 года назад +13

    I'm 51...never had kids of my own..but have helped raise broods that will exist at the end of the earth..it always awesome to see the innocence we lost a long time ago renewed when your dealing with kids

  • @JustinKayce
    @JustinKayce Год назад +12

    1:40 that kid sounds very intelligent for his age the way he worded that.

  • @sundaygirl5
    @sundaygirl5 2 года назад +20

    7:30 That sheer defiance in the face of authority 😂😂😂

  • @Nobbi_Habogs
    @Nobbi_Habogs 3 года назад +89

    "Im your Baby forever" - best moment for me :D 3:20

    • @Guenter34
      @Guenter34 3 года назад +6

      That was SO adorable!!

    • @urmilashah1395
      @urmilashah1395 2 года назад +7

      Ikr😭😭😭😭 this makes me emotional

    • @suigahfjklasitdfgy
      @suigahfjklasitdfgy Год назад +2

      yeah... that probably will age like milk

    • @DaGhostToastRoast
      @DaGhostToastRoast Год назад +2

      One day when she grows up her mother should remind her of that 😉

  • @Sweettormentt
    @Sweettormentt 3 года назад +192

    The dad playing along at 7:25 with the cake scenario 😂😂

  • @Toffee_caat
    @Toffee_caat Год назад +4

    2:00 I like how he says he wants to be spider man while wearing a Batman shirt

  • @Durzo1259
    @Durzo1259 Год назад +14

    The great imaginary cake dispute was *so close* to reaching a peaceful resolution... and then she gets an evil look and _CHOMP_ 😂

  • @adityasinghjadoun6675
    @adityasinghjadoun6675 Год назад +6

    0:11 cutest most adorable baby ever🥰🥰

  • @potatuh2
    @potatuh2 2 года назад +39

    These parents are definitely gonna play these videos at the kids weddings

  • @littlescott6162
    @littlescott6162 2 года назад +55

    The young man that said “I don’t want to do this thing” and then got off the bench press was great.

  • @fiddaf
    @fiddaf 3 года назад +20

    0:12 Lol so cute

  • @jaigoswami7824
    @jaigoswami7824 3 года назад +80

    How do all moms sound the same?

    • @project-7760
      @project-7760 3 года назад +13

      And so sweet

    • @karlomoonblade
      @karlomoonblade 3 года назад +10

      it's not a *mom* they are called *birthing* *people*
      - said by (You guys know who they are).

  • @lily1653
    @lily1653 3 года назад +134

    2:00 “no I want to be spider man!”
    Kid, Your wearing a Batman shirt 😂

    • @tigeron60fps33
      @tigeron60fps33 3 года назад +3

      That’s what I said

    • @lily1653
      @lily1653 3 года назад +1

      I never knew that...

    • @ralliedcookies4403
      @ralliedcookies4403 3 года назад +1

      @@lily1653 why’d u reply to ur self

    • @lily1653
      @lily1653 3 года назад +1

      Cos someone said something?

    • @ralliedcookies4403
      @ralliedcookies4403 3 года назад +1

      @@lily1653 oh I thought U forgot to switch accounts

  • @hawkfandan
    @hawkfandan 2 года назад +13

    1:40 sy is literally a me everytime I have to do anything remotely challenging

  • @allthingstrea6419
    @allthingstrea6419 3 года назад +347

    The imaginary cake was hilarious

  • @jack1d1XB
    @jack1d1XB 3 года назад +26

    No 2, the girl has got to be the most cutist of all children i have ever seen, my heart just sored and melted in one, fantastic child, 😆🤟

  • @Royal_Bee123
    @Royal_Bee123 2 года назад +14

    Awww his face when the candles went out 🥺🥺🥺

  • @hilariousbaby4753
    @hilariousbaby4753 3 года назад +250

    God bless all of these babies! So adorable. Love them

    • @awesomelycutebabies4227
      @awesomelycutebabies4227 3 года назад +2

      😍👼🙂

    • @bexxdunn
      @bexxdunn 3 года назад +2

      Yea baby’s are cute

    • @Akil69
      @Akil69 3 года назад +2

      ohoh, isnt that kinda sus

    • @alisonkaul7950
      @alisonkaul7950 2 года назад

      @@Akil69
      lnijj n

    • @user-cnfan
      @user-cnfan 2 года назад

      @@bexxdunn BUT THEY ARE NOT A BABY SHUT UP IM 11 AND LIKE A GROWN UP AND 167cm.

  • @ebrown7338
    @ebrown7338 3 года назад +34

    All of them sooooo precious!!! And beautiful families... these are so fun to watch! But when dad gasped and told Jameson, who is something else! :), "Don't you eat that cake!" Dad was in it! Suspension of disbelief!! He cracked me up! haha!

  • @pruthvi2304
    @pruthvi2304 3 года назад +97

    I am telling you.. That 20 dollars is a brilliant idea. He is a genius.

    • @shubhisingh6642
      @shubhisingh6642 3 года назад +12

      That kid will grow up and be Professor of Money Heist 😂😂

    • @series1054
      @series1054 3 года назад +3

      @@shubhisingh6642 Professor he is...

  • @EzioIlMentore
    @EzioIlMentore 3 года назад +19

    4:40 I can see this kid looking back on this years later.

  • @beastly.warner
    @beastly.warner Год назад +17

    I love that Arabella is totally cool with getting a baby snake and having it eat people but the second she finds out that it eats Gus the mouse from Cinderella she's like nah I'll pass LOL. That girl was looking for something to cuddle that would take out her enemies she wasn't looking to harm the horses that would pull her carriage one day LOL

  • @cliffordsithole2646
    @cliffordsithole2646 3 года назад +17

    02:48 oh man she is so cute and honest. What a Wonderful child

  • @hellslayer9638
    @hellslayer9638 3 года назад +20

    the lord is telling me to play ,
    i died 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 kids are creative with their priorities 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @epiclife7700
    @epiclife7700 3 года назад +11

    Kids are innocent. That's what makes us laugh

  • @_GloryFulCommunist_
    @_GloryFulCommunist_ Год назад +2

    6:23 that wind

  • @nicoleredins3954
    @nicoleredins3954 3 года назад +35

    Can’t believe she ate the cake anyways. 😂😂

  • @JanaFamily1
    @JanaFamily1 2 года назад +13

    What would we do without these cute and funny kids. can't stop laughing 🤣😂

  • @preztjuswoman
    @preztjuswoman Год назад +3

    🤣🤣🤣🤣
    The girl with the $50 Prettier Than Your Wife Shoe Shine, needs to be in Shark Tank!
    That's a sharp girl!

  • @jukes243
    @jukes243 2 года назад +3

    "don't kill a baby". From the mouths of babes.

  • @super_man838
    @super_man838 3 года назад +82

    "I have to say that i cannot do this thing" Lmao 1:46

  • @UriTheImpaler
    @UriTheImpaler 3 года назад +13

    "No, that's silence." Ripppp lolll

  • @hayunnie
    @hayunnie 3 года назад +14

    That girl who defiantly ate the imaginary cake is the best :D :D

    • @kendrickjg
      @kendrickjg 3 года назад +2

      I think that was a little boy - Jameson

  • @frankinlyngdoh
    @frankinlyngdoh 2 года назад +8

    The Lord has to tell me to play😂😂

  • @spaceman5734
    @spaceman5734 3 года назад +5

    OMG the 2nd kid the little girl and the cucumber..........sooooooo cute!!!

  • @sistahspeaks9816
    @sistahspeaks9816 3 года назад +25

    Snake girl looks just like her dad 🥰

  • @NickRoman
    @NickRoman 3 года назад +6

    4:21 she identifies as an attack helicopter. We must respect that.

  • @fadumojama3518
    @fadumojama3518 3 года назад +11

    The girl who was like "GO KENNY GO GO GO KENNY GO GO!!bwas acting like a cheerleader

  • @mutedust8229
    @mutedust8229 2 года назад +6

    One time when I was little my mom asked me who the first man on the moon was and I said Luke Skywalker.
    The funny thing is I wasn't even a fan of starwars.

  • @blalala4546
    @blalala4546 3 года назад +19

    6:42 fr the kids said dat oh no probably his parents talks like dat!

  • @karenmaurer4661
    @karenmaurer4661 2 года назад +3

    You are...don't forget I am your boss! I knew the day that I had better buckle up with the baby of our family she was and is so darn cute ! Oh my Lord! We have made it so far 35 years. Loving you Steph!

  • @Om21O
    @Om21O 3 года назад +15

    loved that twenty dollars boys' expression

    • @MerkhVision
      @MerkhVision 2 года назад +2

      He was so sure he just figured out a loophole lmao

  • @aladeen9655
    @aladeen9655 3 года назад +2

    2:00
    Boy: I wanna be a spiderman
    WEARS A BATMAN SHIRT

  • @jfann41
    @jfann41 3 года назад +16

    Love love love the little girl posing!!! She's adorable!

  • @raptorfan696
    @raptorfan696 2 года назад +12

    “ me polishing your shoes it’s gonna be prettier then your wife “ 🤣🤣 Jesus this kid a savage

  • @jeromestoker9807
    @jeromestoker9807 Год назад +2

    6:41Kid decided to say That F🤬🤬king wind. LoL

  • @DJ.XreX-777
    @DJ.XreX-777 2 года назад +5

    I like how the moms are just fine with that…

  • @antoniocavallo4505
    @antoniocavallo4505 2 года назад +5

    Its gennaio be prettier than your wife - i died 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sagarikasaraswati3857
    @sagarikasaraswati3857 Год назад +2

    It's not cucumber.. It's CA-BA-KAR 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @360101
    @360101 3 года назад +9

    0:19 YAY-CAH-BA-ER

  • @jerrycurl637
    @jerrycurl637 2 года назад +5

    God, I love Tiny Humans

  • @preciousejikeme2964
    @preciousejikeme2964 3 года назад +4

    Guys, 1:48 is not a kid. That's a grown man. He's a Nigerian actor. He's an adult.

  • @fighttowin1138
    @fighttowin1138 3 года назад +3

    2:53 you have such a great idea 🤣😂

  • @sumandas6308
    @sumandas6308 2 года назад +2

    "science mean quiet"😂😂😂😂

  • @maryalicesawesomevids
    @maryalicesawesomevids 3 года назад +35

    Kid: it says popcorn is good for the health
    Mom: Where does it say that?
    Kid: right here 😂

    • @tauruskala1412
      @tauruskala1412 3 года назад +1

      Popcorn is good for the health, huh? 😆 Maybe we should eat it more often

    • @archgirl
      @archgirl 3 года назад +4

      Popcorn is actually really healthy if you don’t put any flavorings or oils on it.

    • @tauruskala1412
      @tauruskala1412 3 года назад

      @@archgirl You're right.

  • @detectiveyoshi
    @detectiveyoshi 2 года назад +8

    These are so cute! Thank you for making me laugh

  • @meechiguess3704
    @meechiguess3704 3 года назад +17

    2:17 they had us in the first half not gonna lie

    • @tblox5264
      @tblox5264 3 года назад +1

      Lil_goat _ “NO HARPER PLEASE HARPER RUN FROM THE CHORRRESSSSSS...”

  • @meganmule11
    @meganmule11 3 года назад +6

    2:58 just wait till the end of the clip....

  • @lilliformby3103
    @lilliformby3103 3 месяца назад +1

    He knows how to read blees him ❤😂

  • @rubybarrientos6031
    @rubybarrientos6031 3 года назад +3

    4:36 boy wants to be mom

  • @PrettyGirI123
    @PrettyGirI123 3 года назад +12

    YOUR ABOUT TO GET TO THE 100 TRY NOT TO LAUGHS!!!!

  • @stickykitty
    @stickykitty 3 года назад +3

    Science 🧫 🧬 🧪 means quiet 🤫 😂 🤣
    3:00

  • @Piyushrahi
    @Piyushrahi 3 года назад +5

    6:24 Iski jeewan rekha khatam 😂

  • @jordanmonson7092
    @jordanmonson7092 3 года назад +4

    No cakes are imaginary.

  • @dominicballinger6536
    @dominicballinger6536 3 года назад +9

    2 away from 100!!!! I cant belive it!!!

  • @migelsanders4956
    @migelsanders4956 Год назад +1

    Yes and thank you for producing the video, KYOOT :-)))

  • @Koupenovi
    @Koupenovi Год назад +2

    So amazing to see this collection of videos. Made my day. My daughter now keeps saying alcohol she is developmentally delayed but alcohol from all things 😂

    • @Kyoot
      @Kyoot  Год назад +1

      We're glad you enjoyed it! Kids really say the weirdest things 😅

  • @swapnodeeppayra2647
    @swapnodeeppayra2647 3 года назад +4

    1:09 Tom Hardy's childhood😎😎😎

  • @RaelynTheEncantoFan1000
    @RaelynTheEncantoFan1000 2 года назад +2

    It’s so funny when they swear hahah

  • @FunandFails
    @FunandFails 3 года назад +31

    LOL wish you being happy all the times kids

  • @bethswiftie
    @bethswiftie Год назад +3

    My brother used to pronounce leaf like "Leif" the Norse name (I was homeschooled for most of primary school and learnt about Norse mythology and history about the time he was learning how to speak) and leaves like "Leif's." My cousin used to call my brother coco cause he couldn't pronounce his full name

    • @Kyoot
      @Kyoot  Год назад

      That's funny, Beth!

  • @siamjubayer6058
    @siamjubayer6058 3 года назад +2

    Oliver has got the right idea

  • @almacuevas
    @almacuevas 3 года назад +5

    8:09 Again family friendly again seriously D’s kids need to watch their mouths

  • @LotteryGuessMaster
    @LotteryGuessMaster 3 года назад +3

    So adorable 😂😂

  • @jordanal4837
    @jordanal4837 3 года назад +6

    Kyoot has the best darndest kids .

    • @Kyoot
      @Kyoot  3 года назад

      We try! 🦄

  • @deft3562
    @deft3562 Год назад +1

    Its going to be prettier than your wife! 😂😂😂 that roast worth 50bucks

  • @7TH-JUNE
    @7TH-JUNE 2 года назад +1

    The 20 dollar painter will paint a lot of money in the future.

  • @benguet
    @benguet 3 года назад +3

    She ate the cake, 🤣

  • @lanerussell7958
    @lanerussell7958 Год назад +2

    Okay...when I grow up I wanna be the shoe-shine kid's dad. Totally.

  • @nancyfeldman2215
    @nancyfeldman2215 3 года назад +2

    Go Kenny, go go, go Kenny!!!

  • @anawi221
    @anawi221 3 года назад +6

    Hello! I really like your vids! 😊

    • @Kyoot
      @Kyoot  3 года назад +1

      Hello! Thank you, glad you like them! 😊

  • @lightningandodinify
    @lightningandodinify 3 года назад +1

    the 2nd kid is so cute omg >~

  • @vakapalliusha6153
    @vakapalliusha6153 3 года назад +2

    Every expression and way of the talking of cute children so pretty 🙍🙍🙍🙍

  • @ozkancetin4847
    @ozkancetin4847 3 года назад +1

    06:45 twenty dollars :))))

  • @lucygallardo759
    @lucygallardo759 3 года назад +4

    I'm early ,Thanks Kyoot!

  • @_.kla._8446
    @_.kla._8446 3 года назад +5

    cute kids? no KYOOT kids!!!!

  • @srkb001
    @srkb001 3 года назад +2

    I want to see if she gave back the imaginary cake, wld she be happy..🤣

  • @apurvkashyap35
    @apurvkashyap35 3 года назад +2

    7:04 We all used to say that, child :) Then we all grew up...

  • @jackdonohue7893
    @jackdonohue7893 3 года назад +6

    0:05 funny thing, is that popcorn actually is healthy

  • @jadlvciani5985
    @jadlvciani5985 3 года назад +5

    OMG it is so funny

  • @tanujarai4361
    @tanujarai4361 3 года назад +1

    "20 dollars" 😂😂

  • @maryalicesawesomevids
    @maryalicesawesomevids 3 года назад +8

    These kids are so funny

  • @usersovietunion1922...
    @usersovietunion1922... 2 года назад

    2:05 cuz you're cute daddy!
    Vlad : aww lexi (hes so small)

  • @prisyboi27
    @prisyboi27 Год назад +1

    1:59 but he is wearing a batman shirt?