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"You have to be serious when you're taking a picture and you're in a cowboy suit" 😂😂😂
He said what he said! He is cutest cowboy I've ever seen and he's taking it serious Mom! He's no baby playing dress up.
"I don't want to go to Disney."
Said every introvert ever, including me.
Naw he’s just Christian
Her*
I'm an ambivert, and I agree.
Cuteness from the VERY beginning and the second boy knows what's up! Mommy's are the boss! 💜💙💜
yeah! OMG while i was typing a choclate chip stuck to my arm lol
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The company
"Get that phone out of my face " is the best part
I know Im randomly asking but does any of you know a trick to log back into an Instagram account??
I stupidly lost the login password. I appreciate any assistance you can give me!
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WHAT IS THAT BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL THAT KIDS ARE MEANIE
AndreiTV *eyes glow green* March 17th 2023 9:41 pm in your own home you will die
Son; I'm the boss
Mom; why?
Son; I'm the mom
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@@naomifurbaby2510 lol
Lol
well now we knew whos the boss at home
diplomacy level 1000
0:42 'Get dat phone outta my face'
"its a hard life.."
same gurl, same 😔✌🏻
5:26 "You hear that smell?".... Joke from the future 😎
It looks like soap!
8:56 this kid could be a great salesman
"We're wealthy!" Son I'd have to say from the list you gave your parents did pretty well for themselves.
😂😂 it's crazy the things children pay attention to and use as their arguments points. He was like hey we aren't doing too bad around here why not ask for a little cash or toy.
I also that kid had a good sense of what's wealthy.
6:57 "why are you yelling?"
*I DONT KNOW!*
I have never heard a child say “I don’t want to go to Disney...” until now.
He's probably going to do great things
do you *HEAR* that *SMELL* ?
it *LOOKS* like soap
and she act like its a bad smell although its soap
Using all her senses
That's how that works now ... I guess?
🤣 'Yo momma is too short!' 😂
3:30 best representation of self love
”You have to be serious when you're taking a picture and you're in a cowboy suit"
he is not wrong
5:26 I love her so much.
3:20
Shes ready for 2020!
'I'm the boss'
Why?
'I'm the mom!!!'
So simple and accurate too. LOL!
True story!
I love the " Get that phone out of my face " 😂 I love your videos 😍
Thank you Marlowe, we're glad you enjoy our content! 🤗
kyoot your vids are the BEST!❤❤
1:18 YOU MAMA'S TOO SHORT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
(Little Girl casually bakes a normal cake)
Little Girl: Get that phone, Out of my face
*'cause you know, i gon' call 855-JAY-SANDERS.*
*insert OMEGALUL here*
My love for bacon often brings me to tears as well 🤣
6:40 is the most adorable babyface I've ever seen.
The girl saying I wanna clean, I don't want money, it calls for love with money out of the equation. ❤️
8:07 That's right, girl. Don't sell your talents short. Get that money! LOL!!
Let me have some of Emma's world-class Oatmeal Spit Cookies, please!! They sound so good!! >v
"ill take you...to jail" i love it
"i don't want a job! I want to clean!"
"sweetie that's also work."
*visual confusion*
7:19
how i feel inside when i have to do school
For the first time I'm not 3 years late
WOOOOO
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I hope you guys are doing good things like this video
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😘😘😘
BRUHH 😭
0:23 that kid is not wrong lol
Oh my GOD THE GIRL COMPLAINING ABOUT HER DAD NOT BUYING HER ANYTHING IS A BRAAAAT
2:40 girl told to clean up the crayons was the best
The cowboy dude is hilarious
9:07 he have good points here
When my daughter was 3, we were advised that there was a threadworm infection that was passed round nursery due the sandbox 🤢. I got the treatment and explained to my daughter what it was for. She suddenly bursts into tears
‘I don’t want you to kill the baby worms, they are my friends! It’s not nice to kill babies’
I had to explain that there were likely only grown up worms as the babies were the eggs. She finally relented - I guess it was nice to kill grown ups😂
When I don't feel good i just watch cat dogs and babies videos. It brings smile and calms down the mood and stress
You can stay at home killed me 😂😂😂😂
2:04 THAT IS LITERALLY ME EVERYTIME WE HAVE TO GO SOME WHERE EVEN DISNEY
😂😂😂😂😂😂 don't take a picture of me, I'm trying to focus 😂😂😂😂😂😅👍 just amazing, he's really trying to focus 😂!
At that age, it's an honest representation of the kind of language the parents use.
The nibbles are showing made laugh so much
"You are" was the best part
President Gordon B. Hinckley once asked, "Is there anyone among us who has not felt deep and touching emotions at the sight of little children? I think not."
2:54
hey sweetie can you gimme some of that sass? It seems useful xD
This one always makes me crack up.
WOW, 2 boyfriends !!!! 😆 Hilarious !!!
ONE OF MY FAVORITES OF ALL OF THESE IS OF THE SMART LITTLE GIRL AT 6:09 - 6:22 - "I'M NOT GONNA TELL THAT LIE AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME."
"Why are you yelling?"
"I DON'T KNOOOOOW!!!!"
HAHAHAHA
"im trying to focus..."😂
5:00 captain America when he is a baby lol
Yo' momma's too short killed me.
6:00
I would subscribe to this kid. If I could, I would give her the 1 million subs she deserves.
This is why I don't want to go to school: 7:15
Daughter: * blows bubbles with her mouth*
Mom: Don't touch the bubbles with your mouth
Daughter: COME ON!!!!😂😂😂😂
“Your mama’s too short!”
The kid is good!
Also mean
That girl discussing the payment is on the right track. Don't get fooled, start payment discussions at an early age. Female power. 😀🙋
8:45 he is right, if you dont look serious in your cowboy suit, you wont get onto the cinema-poster of "brokeback mountain" :D
AT 7:14 BRO THE LITTLE GIRL WHO SAID THAT SHE DOSNT WANT TO GET A JOB AND AND DOSNT WANT MONEY AND DOSNT WANT TO LEARN AND WANTS TO CLEAN INSTEAD LOL MAKES ME DIE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Even toddler got to know that mom are boss
Kids are so confident it's amazing
who else saw little Donald Trump at 9:19?
I didn't see it
For the little boy who said you have to look serious for a costume like this - I hope his mom let him take some photos like he wanted, not just smiling. Nothing wrong with the situation, but I remember I had a “weird” (or, original) way of looking at things as a kid and they were always shot down. I think he’s got some awesome creative vision and we should nurture that in everyone!
I Love the yo-mama's to short part XD
7:31 then how are you going to get food? do you just want to starve to death? -Petey
I could really relate to some of these kids
I remember when I was 3 my mum and my dad and me went camping and my nana came for a couple of hours to the campsite too to make sure we were all set up and she took me to the playground and we were playing rapunzel and I said ‘it’s ok I can get out the tower because there is a slide!” 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😹😹😹😹😹
Lol,the second one was me and my sibling dressing up as moms- she does make up for me- At the end i look like trash. 👁️👄👁️
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screaming no to Jesus is really foretelling, those parents deserve what's coming to them.
1:56 I'd love to go back to Disney World 1 day
I haven’t been since I was 3, and that was the first time I went as well
I hate this casual misogyny of telling little girls they can't have boyfriends. No one ever does that to little boys. Tells them they can't have girlfriends I mean, but I assume they don't tell boys they can have boyfriends when they grow up. LOL
i ended up stopping music to watch this i like this
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Because I want wine😂😂
4:26 american, 100%
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0:08 Unfortunately, in this day and age, some parents would see that behavior as an indication that their son has gender questions when it is just child at play.
Dad: your too short
Kid yOu're tO ShOrT
Boy: i want to get a shot.
Also boy: i want to get hurt.
*During the shot* OWWWWWWWWWWWW
I love your channel as always and these type of videos cheer me up 👏👏💕
Get that phone out off my face lmao
tessa we have no water pressure... GRUUNT! 5:16
Oh bless. They sure would cheer a weary heart.
"Get that camera out of my face."
Kid:dad I’m so mad at you
Dad:oh yeah go away and clean your room!!!!!!!!!!!
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6:48 is so funny like how does he know about that
XD this channel makes my day keep it up >XD :D
3:27 2020 commercials be like
do you hear that smell? it looks like soap!
Love those babies
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@@fireydoesstuff_real I see someone being nice today.
@@Th3skrunkliezrt *slap in the face* shut.
@@fireydoesstuff_real *but*
@@Th3skrunkliezrt _e_
6:09 😂😂😂😂😂
4:25 we all have those super emotional nights over the stupidest things ever😂
That kid running around in his mother's bra in the beginning. omg lmao
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Some funny things my 3½ y/o step cousin has said:
After playing twinkle twinkle little star on the ukelele, she pointed at the camera and said 'now you clap'
When we were in the car and we arrived, she commanded us to 'get out now!'
When she was eating some food, she took one bite and shouted "YUCK!" at everyone
She has a baby brother coming in April, and when asked about it, she said 'I don't really like babies, I prefer cats'
Aww she sounds so funny! 🤣🥰
@@Kyoot I visited them recently; they live in Cornwall (about 3 and a half hours drive from me) and Cornwall is far from everywhere so we don't see them that often. The baby boy is here and is so quiet, he barely cries and the girl is still absolutely the centre of attention. Her favourite animal changes constantly, once it was foxes, then it was cats, now it's puppies and dragons (stones at the beach are dragon eggs). She was playing with something at the table she wasn't supposed to be and her father (my stepmother's brother) told her 'if I don't have it in 5 seconds, you're getting down from the table' and after she begrudgingly handed it over, she then said the same thing back. I feel that young children perceive it as such a deep injustice and hypocrisy that adults get to do whatever they want but they have to do everything grown ups tell them to do - probably because they're not aware of the times adults get bossed about and told what to do (like having to follow the law and when you're at work)
7:38 WHAT 🤣🤣🤣
funny how almost all this sentences will come back 20 years later at some college party after 3 galons of beer...