Kids Say The Darndest Things 92 | Funny Videos | Cute Funny Moments

[@ChozoSR388]

Hahaha!
Mom: "Well, what kinda work you doin'?"
Kid: "I told you! I'm doin' BLUE!"

[@zainab30118]

1:12 the child’s parents talk to her like this and tell her to be patient when she wants to play with them.her parents need to worry about whether they are giving time to her or not

[@gordonlohnes2965]

The video doesn't show that. It's an assumption. Perhaps a good assumption, but still an assumption.

[@gnagmoney]

3:21
Mom: What is ur favourite food??
Girl: Boys
Me: CANNIBAL ALERT

[@Messymane200]

JEFFERY DAHMER COME GET YOUR DAUGHTER-

[@lovegoogle2908]

3:09 mom:What's your favorite food? baby girl:boys. so cute!

[@faitality6134]

2:06 you gave a minion a banana😸😸

[@caubengoan1326]

7:18 I cried laughing

[@AirbusA310Fan]

Me: *Wheezing Laughing*

[@hiyapal7719]

6:46 "No, that's dirty." 🤣🤣🤣

[@rimonanderious2473]

I had to laugh in tears because 7:49 when mom said I got a boo boo then the kid said want chicken

[@jordanthomson7682]

5:57 its just a banana try it scuttles away hahahaa

[@AirbusA310Fan]

I Feel Bad For Her Over The Banana :(

[@FunandFails]

So cute! I needed a smile 💛

[@carterlacoste1576]

its spelled "Kyoot"

[@scorpionthesandwing2872]

@@carterlacoste1576, they probably meant to say cute

[@ryanhaskins5912]

Here’s one 😄

[@matildaboadu8768]

I needed something so funny

[@carterlacoste1576]

a child who can talk to chikens????
five star content

[@sxnnyroses879]

Carter Talks chickens

[@joyj6793]

The first one those were turkeys lol

[@NickRoman]

@@joyj6793 , "look at all those chickens"

[@your_local_cat_lady7206]

The first ones were turkeys if that’s what you were talking about

[@anasbaban]

4:09
Boy: I knew it, I knew it mommy
Mom: buddy, do you know Disney is?
Boy: no
Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tauruskala1412]

I thought all kids know what Disney is

[@iphonexr7723]

@@tauruskala1412 I know

[@jboj8430]

Asking kids what they work with is a great conversation starter. Followed by "So, have you've gotten your driver's license yet?"

[@foxxpenguin3036]

3:37
That’s my boy

[@spop8822]

2:28 he was too cute.

[@thejeff4774]

1:00 you should've said "daddy" to see what the baby said

[@bestiesforevergames3391]

so funny when the boy said to give him money on Halloween

[@meownicorns]

6:32
*I ONLY GOT ONE DOLLAR-* _slap_

[@AirbusA310Fan]

Me: *Shut Mouth*

[@storydudethegameryt991]

2:43 that's some serious peptalk

[@sarawalusimbi133]

7:34 looks more like gaming

[@PrettyGirI123]

THAT THE FUNNINESS VIDOE I NEVER SAW GREAT JOB KYOOT!

[@Kyoot]

Thank You!! Glad you love it, it was fun to make as always! 🦄

[@PrettyGirI123]

Your welcome :)

[@pinchuable]

I love your videos Kyoot and also I subscribe to you

[@sarianasmith7379]

The one where the little boy asked his mom ifs he wants chicken after she says she has a booboo killed me so cute

[@nicolebanag1531]

The Santa part was so hilarious 😂 and also the 3rd kid is so kyut XD

[@monuvelu4196]

3:57 LOL 😂

[@angelbeas9137]

3:33
Give me money

[@fordva1002]

7:16 that little girl is really epic right now

[@Gunnetoons]

0:00 behold... the world first and only true turkey whisperer

[@SzaraWilk]

That girl who yelld "i got only one dollar"... XD

[@skylarkelly8852]

🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@catra861]

🤣🤣

[@welaugh3298]

I love this video alot but its kina unfair that one twin gets like what ever the parents give them.

[@AgIsANoob]

5:32 smoothest taxi-like cry lol

[@PrettyGirI123]

BEST VIDEO EVER!

[@chechi423]

"it tastes like chicken 🐓🐓🍗 🟣🍧"😂😂😂

[@CarefulWithThatAxeEugene]

Daniel the Tiger?? As in, Mr. Rogers Daniel the Tiger??? If so, you are THE MOST AWESOME parents!! God bless!!

[@ilimelekitiko7222]

7:17 🤣🤣🤣

[@annbrannigan3958]

Children knowing how a baby is fed and "doing" so is very I appropriate.

[@-Arthur_Morgan]

I wanted to be a penguin until I learned I can’t😭

[@azhyon]

YAY IM HERE KYOOT!!

[@Kyoot]

Yay! Thanks for coming! 🦄

[@rottenamerican]

2:06 he knows minions like BaNaNaS

[@kieranindahouse]

At 0:50 that part reminds me of the E-Y-E-S meme

[@r.a.n.d.o.m_o.t.a.k.u8708]

yeah

[@samkumar1368]

8:57
Understandable kid, understandable

[@tauruskala1412]

5:20 I was taught that Jesus died on the cross. I guess I was wrong lol

[@Arkensius1157]

You were right!
This boy was lying!

[@ISRL380]

5:32 That scared the daylightsssss

[@nagitosleftlung9708]

Awesome video like always! 🦄 ROCK ON KYOOT!!

[@alexandriaframe35]

3:12 she looks like hazel Busby

[@heatherheckel9591]

The only reason I scrolled the comments was to see if anyone mentioned this. She totally looks like little miss Hazel

[@14Rose_Petals]

Congrats on 5 Million subs!

[@Kyoot]

Thank you! 🦄

[@marlowemay2454]

I loved the, "Give me your money. " My mommy laughed at that!

[@EverythingPinkXOXO]

I thought you weren't making more. I'm glad you made one

[@fayd.3012]

So cute! I need a smile🔮

[@fla9086]

4:55 This girl is a Capricorn no doubt

[@cheesy_potato9243]

5MIL BABYYYY LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

[@sofiaraley4205]

the kid with the upside-down banana
Soo cute

[@NeptuneDude]

Congrats for 5M!

[@r.a.n.d.o.m_o.t.a.k.u8708]

7:16
Me: WHAT THE ****!?
Also me: oops......

[@maddisonw2799]

Kid: IM DOING SUM WORK
Kid: I DINT YOU T- I - I TOLD YOU TO BE PATIENT
Parent:where do you work..
Kid: I had a job.

[@Sadie-vb6kg]

Usually the dad is the one that can’t get the child to say “daddy”, not the mother wanting to hear “mommy”! That was a fun change!!

[@mikeguce7959]

My bet is that the mother is mostly working alot and the father is the one that spends more time to that child...

[@PasaKhan]

lol why does always kids say u need to be patience

[@doctorsuave]

Because they repeat things that they hear and are taught. The kids family and school clearly preaches patience.

[@angelbeas9137]

2:00
That's not Bob

[@kaeli_thatsme5768]

Omg so cute 🥰🥰

[@bestiesforevergames3391]

best videos ever

[@thesoureevee6412]

Yeah boi! 3 minutes in and comment! My first "First"!

[@alanoneill3065]

The banana is upside down!!!!

[@angelbeas9137]

3:13
I thought she said rice

[@TajweedQuran123]

Very nice kids

[@tanzeelurrehman2783]

always awesome

[@mj9179]

Congrats kyoot on 5M subs!

[@Kyoot]

Thank you!!! It's amazing and I only made it this far because fans like you supported me and watched my stuff! 😊

[@jordanmonson7092]

Gobble Gobble.

[@harperrodriguez294]

Hey I love you vids

[@Rionnach]

I love you guys So so so so SO much 💜

[@almasali4698]

You need to be patient 😂

[@user-wj6sb4mu398]

So cute! I Enid Sinclair ❤

[@marlowemay2454]

7:19 sounds like my sister 😳😂😂

[@toyyatoy]

Oh my gosh first comment!! First time ever!!!

[@alisachan2.077]

Someone is, sorry! :(

[@hoi_its_micah]

Fyp

[@Sisters4life]

The girl: you opened the banana the wrong!
Me: that is how your supposed to open them

[@toxicgunner4947]

Bruh how dose s ice cream taste like chicken I love your guys vids

[@MelaniesPinkMushroom]

3:42 I wanna be a penguin too

[@Auto209]

Gonna be honest.. never knew that gobbles were like that...

[@bestreactions5101]

nice video

[@carterlacoste1576]

kid: is it a wetsuit
* opens gift *
* sees Disney shirt *
kid: I KNEW IT

[@kellya71]

5:52 If you have ever watched Kelli Maple that little girl looks like the baby alive Autumn like if you watch her channel SHES SO CUTE

[@MeredithMcEwan]

I have watched Kelli Maple, but I only watch the videos that have to do with her reborn babies

[@ImJayWrld]

This girl said what the f*** 7:19

[@kim-2755]

hey kyoot you should play among us! :D 💖💖

[@Kyoot]

My friends have been telling me that too, I'll check it out this weekend! 🦄

[@kim-2755]

@@Kyoot YAY! I can't wait to play with you! :D

[@kim-2755]

@@Kyoot so kyoot what's the code? it's ok if you didn't join yet ✨🦄

[@jennbrown8399]

KYOOT NOTICE MEHHHH,,,,,,,

[@Kyoot]

Officially Noticed! 🦄

[@jennbrown8399]

TYSM!!

[@jennbrown8399]

You replied:D

[@Itzthatperson595]

2:05 PFFFFF-😂 2:45 :)

[@ossianm9821]

Yaay

[@mikaelaochoa3701]

This girl in one of the things : my chocolate chocolate chocolate
Mom: would about chocolate with beef
little girl ooo yea I love that
Me:................... I wanted the girl to say butt cake when she said chocolate
Pls like and comment

[@Ok-xk2wv]

Late- and btw whoever’s reading this your blessed beautiful and if your a boy you awesome and handsome

[@jennbrown8399]

Omg hello guys!

[@wersanpicturesmovies]

Wait are those kids at 4:14 trying to get coronaVIRUS.

[@gordonlohnes2965]

😂😂😂

[@curtissmith222]

Girl: GAHHHHH! WHAT THE ****!
Me:ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

[@ShadowgamingLOL]

IPAD STILL RULES!

[@sagarikasaraswati3857]

1st video is kinda creepy.. Like first scene of movie The lost world🤪

[@ShadowgamingLOL]

THESE KIDS LIKE: bruh LOL

[@jewricho]

I want hoop loops mommy I want hoop loops

[@theunicornperson8943]

I like the first one hehe

[@pepper_thepenguin]

*le gasp* youre still doing these?! *Happiness Noise*

[@shnarftube]

7:19 ..... what the.....THE KID SAID A BAD WORD

[@ladydiamondape3918]

at 4:07 they are very lucky kids

[@loadingerror9927]

The baby says I need a dollar otherwise I'm going to burn this house to the Ground

[@arielg7000]

AH AH AH

[@keiko215]

☕︎early☕︎