I do love that moment of confusion on their faces when their orders aren't obeyed, and they realise they've run to the end of their NPC script and will have to just loop around.
The second guy was hilarious; “As long as I’m operating within the realms of the law… that’s my thing”. “Ohhhh I see you’re one of those guys”! ….. yes…. A law abiding citizen?
It's actually rather tragic that _these people_ are incapable of comprehending the concept of allowed-unless-prohibited. Their sad serf minds work on the basis of getting permission in triplicate from The Authorities in order to break wind.
vast majority of these types would have been top bods in the East German Stasi/Soviet KGB/never mind be front and centre in the dystopian near future of our authoritarian digital id western world and lockdowns for whatever the WHO/WEF think they can get away with
Enjoy the auditors only when they know what they're talking about. And DJ certainly knows his stuff. Enjoying it even more as he becomes more and more assertive and doesn't take any garbage from the landowners.
Now why was I thinking the same. So I've just had a peruse of googly erf, it absolutely was a footpath and the fact that he said he didn;t know who's land it was makes me suspect he knows it[s a blocked off public footpath, Most suspicious, your are correct we need Ace on the job...... @AceAudits where are you ?
"you're one of those people that has the mindset that they can do what they want" Yep, you're one of those people that think they can come on to public property and order the public about.
Yes good idea. It'll be like people who have wind turbines on their land being subsidised when there is no wind, so they aren't earning any money, DJ wont be earning money if he lands his drone early. If that logic is ok for businesses then it is ok for the public.
@@mharris7380 yes haha and it would be like ladies of the night, where for half an hour they are not getting porked and be like taxi drivers without a fare, or the fire service without a fire. Trash logic!
The first bloke that came out seemed ok very polite and that’s unusual for a works manager. The second bloke looked like he is past retirement age and was a little grumpy but that comes with old age. There were no balloon heads in todays video but no doubt you will be able to find one tomorrow
I was a handyman at a 7 acre site,that dealt mostly with plastics ! but also showed new clients around etc because i knew the buildings and areas really well,if he rocked up i would have happily given him a tour ! we didn't need all the security bullshit either ! Yeah mate,take the drone up ! would love to see the footage from above,then i can see if any repairs need doing,people are so anal now !
Criminals could get any cars registration plate number and use that to commit a crime. Matter of fact, criminals can use or copy anything in public to mask their activities. So, the thinking of these guys is to cower at home and never do anything one is allowed to do. Marvelous!
what a great video today' s was.. it got realy good when the second bloke (a director of some sort) came out and thought you were going to obey him ! he got a bit of a shock that you had the cheek and audacity to politely decline his request/order.. .....Do you mind landing the drone then please "NO THANK YOU " . he then requested again and was absolutely gobsmacked at the insolence of you saying NO THANK'S to his wishes of your compliance, ( he is not used to being told no, and with thanks on the end of it was disgusted at the insolence of what he presumes is a lower class oik)).... Aaah so your one of those types ? said he who expected you to just do as he says and go away.. what a cheeky old sod he was.. went back in with tail between his legs poor thing.. after sipping large Brandy to help with the shock, he is now going to call a board meeting and want to know how in future he can get the oiks in the public domain to oeby his command's. He is full of authority, or so he thought... This is one of the old school toffs who thinks members of the public are below him... should of told him a bloke at caterpiller asked you to do it ha ah aha ..
Sincerely hope they reach out and officially thank you for pointing out the lack of security measures with the lock box being unsecured.😊😊😊😊😊 Yes to the last 💩🐋 lawful activities are something you cant use you ego or feelings to stop.😊😊
Hi dj. That manager didn't like it when you said you liked to be nosey. You would think that they would bring the parcels inside a lot quicker and its strange he knew nothing about them. Good content again dj
I watch AB but you are definitely my favourite you have a finess without being rude as sometimes i find AB to be provocative. I hope this channel keeps growing and becomes number one on how to do audits. Keep up the good work protecting our rights peace and love
i love your attitude latterly. i really do think people are far too entitled and demanding rather than genuinely interested and inquisitive. well played bro. love your content.
The Clown comes out thinking he has some assumed authority over DJ …….asking personal questions …….i would have said to Uncle fester “ i am filming , acting within the law ; now could you please return to your work and stop being in my business !” You are too polite DJ ……Thanks for sharing and stay safe Man !
How many things can you get Miss Dronevoice to say? And what if you launched it off the top of Mount Everest, "No way dude, this is way beyond max alitude, i'm going dizzy!!!!!"
You really didn't have a good day in this one it seemed. Those guys were really polite, and you acted pretty fed up with people in general and a bit aggro. i sure think the GM didn't deserve the treatment you gave him. when someone understands and respects your rights you can give them a bone. But you seemed pissy from the get go, i get it, not all days are good days.
Thats because all these auditors want is people to show anger and look silly but in this case DJ audits is the angry silly one. Just shows they do this to provoke people😂!
Don't film places of residence. Good. Was going to say, if I ever got some auditor or other hanging around the golden lion gates of my plush gothic-styled manor , set in 27½acres of perfectly manicured green grounds on the outskirts of Torquay, with drones in flight, they'd pretty soon find themselves filming the inside of an ambulance. Just saying.
That parcel delivery system is now obsolete... 😂
They had to I posted there were 20 keyrings in there 😋👌🏴😂😂
Who TF leaves deliveries in a salt bin?
I do love that moment of confusion on their faces when their orders aren't obeyed, and they realise they've run to the end of their NPC script and will have to just loop around.
*Answer does not compute - error404*
13:36 Dying laughing😂😂 “ As long as you don’t keep repeating the same line”. It’s totally something Alan Partridge would say 😂🤣😂
The second guy was hilarious;
“As long as I’m operating within the realms of the law… that’s my thing”.
“Ohhhh I see you’re one of those guys”!
….. yes….
A law abiding citizen?
loves the shock Pikachu face when told NO, perhaps you could do a feature of all faces after being told no, a slide show type of thing😅😅😅
Now that is an excellent suggestion, It'd be hilarious 😂
The Nay-ed Parade?
It’s as if it has been rehearsed, “you need permission” from so many people that have never met 🤷♂️
Interesting that you’ve discovered their delivery drop-off point. I bet they’re embarrassed now because everyone now knows.
"you have this mindset of you can do what ever you like"
"as long as im acting within the law, yes."
"oh you are one of those."
Could say the same about him lol
It's actually rather tragic that _these people_ are incapable of comprehending the concept of allowed-unless-prohibited. Their sad serf minds work on the basis of getting permission in triplicate from The Authorities in order to break wind.
🤣@@Cristobal_2012
How dare you act within the law 😂😂
Whenever I break wind, I like to run it by the wife first lol@@rogerborg
12:28 the most passive-aggressive conversation ever!! 🤣
This is a proper old fashioned English argument. Not a raised voice or cursing but an onslaught of weaponised politeness.
DJ was brilliant.
Was thinking the same. Very British 😂
I’m in charge of quite a lot of staff and never once has it occurred to me that I am also in charge of the general public 😂
Good, and you had better keep it that way. Just mind ya business. Nose out of other peoples business and you will be ok. 👍
That's why you should have Third party liability Insurance.
"You're one of those people" Acting within the Law ! Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
vast majority of these types would have been top bods in the East German Stasi/Soviet KGB/never mind be front and centre in the dystopian near future of our authoritarian digital id western world and lockdowns for whatever the WHO/WEF think they can get away with
Handled the chap with glasses brilliantly DJ found it funny he's obviously never been told no thank you before
Enjoy the auditors only when they know what they're talking about. And DJ certainly knows his stuff. Enjoying it even more as he becomes more and more assertive and doesn't take any garbage from the landowners.
That gap was probably a footpath through and they've fenced it off at the end now - probably a land grab. ACE might be interested !
Now why was I thinking the same. So I've just had a peruse of googly erf, it absolutely was a footpath and the fact that he said he didn;t know who's land it was makes me suspect he knows it[s a blocked off public footpath, Most suspicious, your are correct we need Ace on the job...... @AceAudits where are you ?
😂😂😂😂😂😂 loved the way he repeated what you was saying cos he was dumbfound what to say next lol
"you're one of those people that has the mindset that they can do what they want" Yep, you're one of those people that think they can come on to public property and order the public about.
And he said he doesn't have any choice but to respect DJ's rights like he's annoyed he can't force DJ to stop.
You have to forgive them sometimes. Inside those fences/walls, they are God.
Outside? Absolute nobodies.
It really does confuse them!
" oh deary me" he said.....what a fool 😂
Still laws Muppet.
@@ramalama9650Auditors? Seriously auditors are THE saddest little nobody's around.
your one of those types of people lol..... yeah a law abiding citizen on public land showing an interest in you're company. let DJ be
"I was watching you on CCTV".. What is ok for thee but not yee!!
Thee and yee [sic] are the same thing. One subjective, one objective.
@@Vinterbukser Yawn. Thank you Miss.
@@noelward8047It's strange how some people get so indignant about being presented with new information.
The location of the DJ Audits keyring is inside the unlocked parcel box down this alley
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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We’re watching you on Cctv. If we said we’d rather you didn’t do it, would they stop doing it? No of course they wouldn’t.
That dude before min 9 was very cool. A little confused but very polite. I don't know if i could have been this nice after you got a little cocky. XD
Oh well. Would like to see you try Haha
I agree. I totally support DJ but I do think he was a bit hard on the first two guys in this instance.
DJ that FRANK Lampard comment killed me was brilliant 😂😂😂 definitely a double 😅
“Oh Deary Me”…….the words i mutter every time I wake up with a hangover 😅
Most morning then ?
Brilliantly handling the second guy
Was it? Get a life 🤣🤣🤣@@Cristobal_2012
@@sicximade yes it was ..
As for getting a life .. much rather have mine than yours
@@sicximade HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL
@@Cristobal_2012 Wasn't it😆
Said the bishop to the actress.
You did make me chuckle when you said Frank Lampard on the left having a cup of tea 🤣🤣
So do you support a football team if so is it Leicester DJ
@@shaunhazeldine3377 do they stil lplay football ?
Stood talking to Chris kamaris
Coffee
That was world class . With mr grumpy. Just the right amount of sarcasm to shut him down gently 😂😂😂
Said the actress to the bishop
Tell him you have no problem landing your drone subject to an early landing fee of £250 payable in cash
Yes good idea. It'll be like people who have wind turbines on their land being subsidised when there is no wind, so they aren't earning any money, DJ wont be earning money if he lands his drone early. If that logic is ok for businesses then it is ok for the public.
Like Ryanair 😅
Make it £500
@@mharris7380 yes haha and it would be like ladies of the night, where for half an hour they are not getting porked and be like taxi drivers without a fare, or the fire service without a fire. Trash logic!
"you're one of those...oh deary me!"
Said the actress to the bishop.
Not used to be told 'no' was he? LOL
Said the actress to the bishop.
His missus always says "yes dear" and obeys.
Hahah, dealt with the second dude so well. Soon as you said harrassment he legged it LOL
The first bloke that came out seemed ok very polite and that’s unusual for a works manager. The second bloke looked like he is past retirement age and was a little grumpy but that comes with old age. There were no balloon heads in todays video but no doubt you will be able to find one tomorrow
@Lookup2Wakeup A balloon head is someone with no brain only hot air in its place
Pretending to like these companies, when we know why you’re really there, just be honest.
“There’s Frank Lampard” 😅😅 I was thinking the exact same thing 😂
The guy at 12 mins, haa haa. That made me laugh. Some of these interactions are priceless.
"oh you are one of those." yes law abiding ...
Said the actress to the bishop.
annnnd just like that,,,,, their parcel drop off point is changed😅😅😅😅
hehe yes I thought that too, I think it's probably changed by now :D
Despite Facebook and Instagram being down, Dj always delivers!
Ahhhaaa thanks .. I noticed an issue thought it was just me
same here!
I was changing a password, Nightmare: only 25 attempts!
"Three cables under the Red Sea that provide global internet and telecommunications have been cut."
Could have something to do with it?
Me too!!
Another great video DJ, Liebherr also make domestic fridges and fridge freezers. I think that they invented the tower crane in the late 1940's.
They produce heavy mining equipment, excavators and trucks, these are really huge.
The second guy sounded like he was going to proclaim his love for honey, and ask if DJ had seen Piglet...
Brilliant! 😂
that 2nd guy was the most defeated person i have ever seen. He literally didn't know what else to say and fucked off.
I was a handyman at a 7 acre site,that dealt mostly with plastics ! but also showed new clients around etc because i knew the buildings and areas really well,if he rocked up i would have happily given him a tour ! we didn't need all the security bullshit either ! Yeah mate,take the drone up ! would love to see the footage from above,then i can see if any repairs need doing,people are so anal now !
The Jobsworth has never been told NO before.
I'm going to say the general manager fella was actually alright, and you were trying to push for an argument a bit. Not keen when you do that.
No he wasn't he must be sick of these types
I agree. DJ not his usual suave self at the start, a bit too keen to take the offensive - too many bad experiences, I think!
When will these companies realise if there is no interaction there is no content.
That green salt bin is probably a drop box for one of their local field engineers. We use the same system at the company I work for.
Dj needs to stop biting his nails! Theres hardly any left 😂💚
Now, he has given you quite a bit of info on the company, yet, you still continue to antagonise him, and you won’t give any info on yourself.
Why do you seem to think he should?
😂😂 The most British, passive-aggressive argument ever 😂😂
The managers pointing and looking busy comment 😂 🎯
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We used to do that a lot in my previous occupation.
Criminals could get any cars registration plate number and use that to commit a crime. Matter of fact, criminals can use or copy anything in public to mask their activities. So, the thinking of these guys is to cower at home and never do anything one is allowed to do. Marvelous!
Very well done DJ.
You have gotten really good at handling the silly people.
Good for you!
Brilliant handling of second guy
Why do people hate the LAW and sticking within it. Nice one as always DJ . 🙏🏼
what a great video today' s was.. it got realy good when the second bloke (a director of some sort) came out and thought you were going to obey him ! he got a bit of a shock that you had the cheek and audacity to politely decline his request/order.. .....Do you mind landing the drone then please "NO THANK YOU " . he then requested again and was absolutely gobsmacked at the insolence of you saying NO THANK'S to his wishes of your compliance, ( he is not used to being told no, and with thanks on the end of it was disgusted at the insolence of what he presumes is a lower class oik)).... Aaah so your one of those types ? said he who expected you to just do as he says and go away.. what a cheeky old sod he was.. went back in with tail between his legs poor thing.. after sipping large Brandy to help with the shock, he is now going to call a board meeting and want to know how in future he can get the oiks in the public domain to oeby his command's. He is full of authority, or so he thought... This is one of the old school toffs who thinks members of the public are below him... should of told him a bloke at caterpiller asked you to do it ha ah aha ..
That first guy was actually being sound
When i first came across DJ i hated him and thought he was arrogant!. I love him so much now after a few months ;)
Proper addicted to his coverage x
Repeating yourself could be classed as harassment….smooth Dj 🤣
12:34 "your videoing us from above"
Should of answered with "no I'm not however David is filming you FFFRRRRROOOOOMMMMM ABBBBBOOOOVVVVEEEEE!!!!!!"
Instead of keyrings DJ, I think you need to start giving out little tubes of Acme Butthurt cream to these smarmy little Sphincters....😂
He does carry different colours of dummy’s 😂
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That interaction @12:28 was text book perfect. This dude is a master auditor!
That told him! lol nice work DJ :)
Well, I guess their hidden parcel delivery area is outed now
Sincerely hope they reach out and officially thank you for pointing out the lack of security measures with the lock box being unsecured.😊😊😊😊😊
Yes to the last 💩🐋 lawful activities are something you cant use you ego or feelings to stop.😊😊
Really enjoying the videos recently 👍 good communication skills
passive aggressive the last fella
Try not to mistakenly say "Libra" - that awful place
12.31 in … 😂😂😂 absolutely priceless!! 😂😂
Seriously, this channel is possibly the greatest one on RUclips 😂 I even think he's better than Auditing Britain now
'.....oh, deary me' HILARIOUS😂😂😂😂
love dj
Hi dj. That manager didn't like it when you said you liked to be nosey. You would think that they would bring the parcels inside a lot quicker and its strange he knew nothing about them. Good content again dj
Hi😘
hi andy. long time no see. hows you darling?@@andyredvolvo9434
I watch AB but you are definitely my favourite you have a finess without being rude as sometimes i find AB to be provocative.
I hope this channel keeps growing and becomes number one on how to do audits. Keep up the good work protecting our rights peace and love
Dj your always killing them with kindness😂😂
The first guy you spoke to has a good attitude
i love your attitude latterly. i really do think people are far too entitled and demanding rather than genuinely interested and inquisitive. well played bro. love your content.
nice one DJ .. you handled that old timer's cack-handed passive aggressiveness perfectly
what a lovely lot of kit they have, an absolute playground!
Well handled dj as cool as a cucumber 😅
Getting too cheeky DJ. Show more respect.
The sarcastic tone sometimes doesn't help matters.
@@sirbarnabyst.johntoffingto9017 Yes it does.
Respect is earned, not given by default.
17:01 haha Frank Lampard :D
One of the packages is a booklet titled- What to do if the salt box doesn't contain any salt and you're slipping all over the place.
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Passive aggressive man was disappointed he could'nt chase you off.😆
The Clown comes out thinking he has some assumed authority over DJ …….asking personal questions …….i would have said to Uncle fester “ i am filming , acting within the law ; now could you please return to your work and stop being in my business !”
You are too polite DJ ……Thanks for sharing and stay safe Man !
LOL @ the second interaction guy, "oh your one of THOSE PEOPLE" yeah THOSE PEOPLE who dont come out and expect others to bend for them.
"Oh , you're one of them " !!! damn pesky law abiding citizen
hilarious that the manager did not know about their odd drop-off point on their property but also told DJ to not not go on their property
How many things can you get Miss Dronevoice to say? And what if you launched it off the top of Mount Everest, "No way dude, this is way beyond max alitude, i'm going dizzy!!!!!"
DJ the SLEYER
he slayed that poor chap
Bravo such a entertainer
Oh no! Using an insecure grit box to store possibly valuable parcels? Let's hope they've learned their lesson
"oh deary me.." *walks off* 😂😂
I'm on my way down from Newcastle to collect the key ring, so nobody touch it.
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Good luck hope you find it
@@wotzcheez Thanks. I can't make it before Easter, I hope it's still there.
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@@Cristobal_2012 A sort of DJ Audits UK tour. Nice idea. We could have t-shirts with the tour dates on the back.
You really didn't have a good day in this one it seemed. Those guys were really polite, and you acted pretty fed up with people in general and a bit aggro. i sure think the GM didn't deserve the treatment you gave him. when someone understands and respects your rights you can give them a bone. But you seemed pissy from the get go, i get it, not all days are good days.
Thats because all these auditors want is people to show anger and look silly but in this case DJ audits is the angry silly one. Just shows they do this to provoke people😂!
Liebherr is pronounced "leebhair". Adding value wherever I go...
"There's Frank Lampard on the left" HAHAH! I needed that after you were interrupted with your "Lets have a look at you then" line.
the guy saying "odd" actually felt really nice
Handled Perfectly DJ.. Nice One.
Could be Public right of way and they've blocked it off.
I'm so jealous of your mini4 pro 😂 I'm really tempted to splurge
Hahah!! The polite passive aggressiveness on show!
"Ohh got ya... you're one of those people operating within the law" 😝🤣🤣🤣
Would you ever go and film a travelers site ?
No. I don’t film places of residence 👍
Don't film places of residence. Good. Was going to say, if I ever got some auditor or other hanging around the golden lion gates of my plush gothic-styled manor , set in 27½acres of perfectly manicured green grounds on the outskirts of Torquay, with drones in flight, they'd pretty soon find themselves filming the inside of an ambulance.
Just saying.
@@DJAUDITSwhat if travellers were camped on an Industrial estate?….🧐