"I'm gonna stop after this day and go eat" 2 hours later "Ok now I actually have to stop". This was a great playthrough, I love how she eventually got to the point where she WANTED bribes because she couldnt make enough to keep her family alive lol
To the gurag with you! Guess I'm not sleeping tonight for Bloom though... [Timestamps] 00:01:25 - [Start] Catting + Important game settings 00:03:50 - Calli is dad Had to skip a number of small gems here and there since this was getting long... 00:06:33 - [Day 1 - SPOILERS BELOW THIS POINT] 00:07:19 - "I get to be God" 00:09:05 - "Hewwo, papwers pwease!" 00:10:41 - "And you get a stamp! And you get a stamp! And you get a stamp!" 00:13:27 - End of day 1 00:14:23 - [Day 2] 00:16:00 - Cause no trouble or Gura will find you... 00:19:37 - Gura gets flirted 00:20:52 - Day 2 gets cut short. Gura goes to the gurag 00:22:46 - [Restart Day 2] 00:23:34 - "It's pixel art! How am I supposed to know?" 00:23:59 - Gura doesn't like Repooblia 00:26:28 - "He didn't say the word!" 00:27:32 - Gura is suspicious of twin tails 00:27:53 - Gura doesn't like the card 00:29:00 - Day 2 gets cut short. 00:29:35 - [Day 3] 00:30:34 - "When is my lunch break?" "Are you from the x-men?" 00:31:18 - Gura won't let the card win her over 00:35:55 - Jorji confuses Gura for a good bit 00:42:20 - End of Day 3 00:42:39 - [Day 4] 00:46:15 - Gura has OCD 00:51:42 - "The she-hive" 00:55:05 - Jorji! and Gura feeling the responsibilites of having a family 00:57:30 - "Imagine if he came back with a ..." 00:59:50 - End of Day 4 01:00:27 - [Day 5] 01:01:44 - Chat tells Gura that detaining gives her moni 01:02:28 - Gura likes the detain button. To the gurag! 01:04:00 - Gura has gone mad with power! 01:05:01 - Nice "TO THE GURAG!" 01:09:29 - Gurag time 01:11:01 - "Your hair looks like dessert. Are you also from the x-men?" 01:14:06 - Gura meets a moral decision 01:15:23 - End of day 5. Gura feels like a bad daddy So anyways, booth upgrades 01:17:00 - [Day 6] Gura is bitter and angry about her job 01:19:00 - Calli in chat will take care of Gura's son 01:20:00 - Gura threatens to throw chat into the gurag 01:21:20 - "I'll thow him in the gurag just for you!" 01:22:53 - "Another day, another citation" 01:24:10 - Gura gets mad at chat for backseating 01:24:55 - "Looks like my wife is next" 01:25:05 - Jorji! Gura was not impressed by Jorji 01:26:30 - "You look like you'd be annoying" 01:27:00 - "My friend, threatening me is an instant go to jail card" 01:27:40 - Le Dumb Dumb 01:29:30 - Gura making dark jokes 01:31:43 - Gura demands more Glory to Astrotzka! 01:32:03 - Day 6 cut short. 01:34:10 - [Restart Day 6] 01:38:48 - Jorji! "How many times do I gotta teach you this lesson old man?" 01:40:24 - Valheim permissions requested! 01:42:08 - Gura has thunder in her belly 01:43:28 - Day 6 cut short. Save wife or upgrade? (Also Anya in chat) 01:46:10 - [Day 7] 01:48:46 - Gura learns why this game has a nudity setting 01:49:24 - "I have been playing too much Valheim. Somebody help me" 01:50:04 - F in the chat for Luis 01:52:06 - Gura realizes how tall these people are and gets interesting x-ray results 01:53:10 - Gura makes bee puns 01:55:47 - The pringles man 02:00:19 - End of Day 7, At least Gura didn't get sent to the gurag 02:01:51 - [Restart Day 7] 02:09:55 - Slim Shady has beef jerky stick. Gura rejects the bribe! Gurag! 02:11:20 - Gura remembers that she needed the bribe moni 02:13:49 - End of day 7 with a citation. Gura is now a corrupt border officer 02:14:53 - [Restart Day 7] 02:15:05 - "Michael Mayers, Is that you?" 02:16:41 - Bribe Gura or gurag! 02:22:14 - Pringles man again, but moni moni moni. 02:25:14 - End of day 7. 02:26:31 - [Restart Day 7] =================================================== 02:27:47 - [Reset back to Day 1] Gura is speed lol 02:30:58 - Gura went too fast 02:31:32 - End of day 1 02:31:44 - [Day 2] 02:35:40 - Day 2 was cut short. Moni... 02:36:05 - [Day 3] 02:41:30 - Jorji! 02:42:45 - End of day 3. Moni... 02:43:04 - [Day 4] 02:44:15 - Oops 02:45:01 - Pain 02:47:18 - Gura really wants a bribe 02:50:10 - Jorji! 02:51:36 - End of day 4. Son lives! 02:52:16 - [Day 5] 02:56:50 - Centered stamp! 03:00:05 - Gura judges the guy's waifu 03:00:54 - End of day 5. Heartless Gura 03:01:22 - [Day 6] 03:01:58 - He looks like the guy from the meme 03:05:20 - Gura thinks she's a bit too quick on the gurag button 03:06:35 - She gave him an extra second! 03:06:52 - Jorji! 03:07:30 - Gura got thrown for a loop lol 03:08:28 - Back to the gurag for Dum Dum 03:11:26 - End of day 6. Gura making hard decisions with budgeting 03:12:46 - [Day 7] 03:20:25 - Slim Shady song and Gura wants bribe 03:23:32 - End of day 7 03:24:10 - [Day 8] 03:26:19 - Balu has sus eyes 03:27:31 - Jorji! 03:29:15 - Somebody stop her! 03:33:05 - Gura learns about the cult 03:34:14 - End of day 8. RIP. 03:34:58 - [Day 9] 03:36:18 - Gura can now get gurag moni 03:38:29 - Gura already mixed them up... 03:42:25 - Gura being smooth brain 03:44:22 - End of day 9. 03:45:11 - [Day 10] "Like when twins each other in the womb" Gura gets an award 03:50:03 - Gura bullies chat back 03:54:40 - End of day 10 03:55:17 - [Day 11] 03:58:30 - Jorji! 04:01:13 - Gura gets her gurag bonus. Must detain more 04:03:26 - Gura realized she missed the guy! 04:06:26 - Gura fears the cult 04:06:40 - End of day 11. Gura wants the cult moni. Think of the upgrades! 04:08:11 - [Ending Comments]
Gura is shining example of Arstotzkan lifestyle Does not eat 24 hours before stream to save money and protect family. She sets great example for rest of country. *_GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA_*
Welcome to "Insults, Please" with Gawr Gura: "You look like Sadness." "You look like that character from that Ghibli movie." "You look like Squidward if he were a human." "Your hair looks like dessert." "Are those glasses in your photo or dark circles?" "Are you in pain?" "It's the Pringles Man! Don't you have some snacks to advertise?" "You look like an egg!" "You look like the guy from that meme, 'Um, ackchyually'!"
Imagine standing in line for 8 hours, trying to enter Totally-Not-Soviet Russakistan and when you get to the booth, a little girl dressed like a shark is sitting there asking for your "Papwers, Pwease ^~^"
I honestly didn't expect that Gura would actually enjoy playing this type of game, but boy I'm glad she did. That said, go eat something and have a good rest of your night, Gura! You can just watch Bloom concert later on anyway.
Glory to Arstotzka! Glad Gura is enjoying the micromanaging duties of a communist dictatorship. Maybe next time she'll get through the stream without her family dying though.
@@NeoChronoid To paraphrase two passages in "The Girls" by Henry De Montherlant, _'Love is inherently transient, but to put ink on paper is to be immortal.'_
That was a hilariously rough start, the game gives you a wake up call real fast and Gura getting frustrated is always too cute. She got into the swing of things pretty quickly, though. That being said, she was determined as hell to make her family starve as bad as she was, lmao.
Oh man was some of that painful to watch. She spent a good 10 mins trying to figure out how to deny Jorji the first time and we keep telling her to use inspect mode to highlight the rule in the rulebook about needing a passport and the desk. People were even donating Superchats to try to help her lol. There was her restarting day 7 multiple times to try to get by, but she was so far in debt that we kept telling her that it was pointless to continue and that you have to start a new run. Then there was the slip that she asked what to do with, but it literally says on the slip “only used for denials”. Lastly, there was her somehow mixing up the documents to give and she denied the Ezic agent even though she said she won’t forget the name 😂😂. At least now she has a somewhat better understanding of the game. Although she still has her dumb dumb moments.
@@Viper6390 yes of course lets keep spamming her chat with advice she didnt ask for instead of letting her learn the game herself! That sounds fun for her and the people reading chat right?
The dramatic irony of Gura essentially sentencing a woman to death for the safety of her family only for her son to die and steadily growing more bitter and corrupt was amazing to watch between this game and Pathologic, what the fuck is it with games set in fictional Russian civilization and being soul-crushingly stressful?
@John's Pyramid Nah its mostly based on pure fiction(such as Orwells 1984). The second most popular candidate in russian elections is the communist representative(being more popular than the third place by like 2-4 times) and like 70+% russians want the USSR to be reestablished, but lets not delve too much on this, GLORY TO SUPREME LEADER GURA
@@chaptap8376 The ukrainian famine of 1932 was due to numerous reasons,most obviously that imperial russia was underdeveloped, leading to frequent famines since the 1850s. On top of that a combination of international economic and military pressure+bad weather which led to bad harvests for a few years+bad policy from the government+many rich farmers burning millions of tons of grain out of spite. Could the communist government handled it better? Sure they could have, but it cant be solely blamed on them. Also fun fact when the bolsheviks took power in 1917 the average russian lifespan was less than 40 years, while by the time Stalin died in 1953 it surpassed 60, so there is that.
Soviet gulags had 18 million imprisoned. About 1.5 million died. Countless more from cruel government rule. The communist party in cahoots with KGB secret police; making people 'dissappear'. Whole towns experimented on and forced labor or worse. It was a brutal time and the fiction is far closer to the truth than one would hope.
Fun fact about this game: When you find a discrepancy in the documents you actually don't have to check for any others EXCEPT for an invalid purpose/response. This will help cut down on your time per entrant and help you process more people.
People in the chat were getting upset because they felt like people were spamming. But we often overlook how many people are watching the livestream. Even assuming only 20% of people comment in the chat, that's 6K people trying to simultaneously help the shark. Of course the chat is gonna step on the gas in that situation. LOL
@@mariusvanc cut her some slack, she had to learn the human language.. expecially when you are 9000 years old, it tends to be slower to learn when you are that age.
Like nearly the entire video was painful and anxiety inducing. But it wasn't nearly as grating as Jacksepticeye shouting "Glory greatest!" Or "Glory to Aravstoksa!" literally almost 30 seconds in every video. The joke wore out its welcome after the first ten minutes.
Gura's playthrough for this game is surprisingly very fun 😆😆 Can't wait to see the continuation and what kind of ending she'll end up with. GG Sharkie! And please... eat properly. Take care of yourself LOL.
Gura's family: sick, cold, hungry, and uncle is dying Gura: "We're winning!" Edit: Family goes on without food and heat for one more day, uncle and son are dead. Gura: "Wait, why did they die?"
Chat: Gura you switched the papers! Gura: *Doesn't listen and the papers were actually the right ones* Chat: We'll just pretend we didn't just spam wrong information for a second...
3:58:50 The moment that Jorji was finally let in after all the hard work to get his papers it’s so great that she started having fun with the game. Really enjoyable. So thanks gura shark and glory to this stream
Good work Gura, by the end of the stream you were a proper sheriff in your own right. You progressed so much since the start of the stream, I'm so proud!
This was a blast! Funny watching her evolution from a careless office worker to a jaded, cynical citizen who contemplates working with shady groups for money. It's amusing to see what this game does to people. Uncle, who cares? Niece, another mouth to feed. Bribes, yes please!
In this video Gura appears to be masterfully speedrunning the bankruptcy ending with such precisely horrible efficiency it could only be accomplished by a professional failure.
Oh this game does not fool around and it will punish you severely for screwing up as you saw. As soon as you let the first person in, you have to be fast and on your A game if you want to have money to feed and keep your family warm. Sometimes you have to purposely let your family starve or go cold in order to save money. The game will increase rent over time which forces you to be really careful about what you use your money on. The upgrades are mostly pointless and a lot of times you end up forgetting you have them like Gura did which means you just wasted money. The game is designed to purposefully make you anxious and stress you out.
@@Viper6390 yeah the game actually pretty hard for the first time player,I need to play several time to get the 19 and 20 ending and to learn the pattern. i also disagree with upgrade is pointless,the upgrade especially inspect with spacebar and stamp with tab button, make the game so much faster.
@@sovietyuri7897 It kinda depends on your play style. You can still to relatively fine without them, but yeah it does help for some of the later days. Calli managed to get the Jorji ending yesterday and kept restarting trying to save the security guard with the girlfriend while swearing up a storm every time she failed 🤣.
***Gura spends 5-10 minutes learning with Jorji*** Chat: (Visible frustration) Me and the bois who endured an hour long chess match: "LOL" In all seriousness, this was a fun stream. I loved watching Gura go from "slow and steady 🐢" to "Gas! Gas! Gas! 🏎️". I hope you play more Papers, Please soon, Gura. You are really good at it.
>Watching Gura suffering throughout this stream (KALM) >Knowing there is still some people in Gura's fandom that exist without knowing what Bloom is (PANIK>DISAPPOINTED> PATHETIC)
3:34:33 FINALLY in Gura's mercy received food Surprised pikachu face "Why did everybody died?" Gawr Gura Continues to claps for 4 seconds "They literally just died!" Gawr Gura Chat: They didn't eat "It's just.. food~" Gawr Gura Evil laugh Meanwhile, 4:09:31 End "I have not eaten in A very many hours so, I think it will be very good idea if I went and did that" Gawr Gura Oh, now the tables have turned
Thanks again Gura, so many highlights... but it's so late I can hardly think myself. Thanks a ton and please invest in more kit kats, you need a snack option!
got so frustrated watching gura play Paper Please that i booted up the game for the first time since it was released it's either the perfectionist in me or the fact i had gura's stream in the background but i raged quit in complete exhaustion
![[Eng Sub] Usada Pekora's encounters with Jorji Costava in Papers, Please](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-51peXMvTR0/mqdefault.jpg)
![Elite Guard Dog Korone's Most Savage Takedowns in Papers, Please [Eng Sub/Hololive]](/img/1.gif)
"I'm gonna stop after this day and go eat" 2 hours later "Ok now I actually have to stop".
This was a great playthrough, I love how she eventually got to the point where she WANTED bribes because she couldnt make enough to keep her family alive lol
Money is Money. Especially in Papers and classic WoW
Imagine if this was out of context
One more day season *unknown*
When two universes collide.
I love how the japanise v-tubers never accept bribe and when it comes to america...
Gura: Let's do this properly
Also Gura: _takes bribes_
TBF, she was plenty in the red during her first run. It was inevitable that she'd take bribes: else she would've inevitably lost.
@@KuroeNezumi to believe she doesn't have three more bad ends in store next stream
Aint it the proper way to do this kind of job? (Jk)
@no or maybe yes was about to say that.
You mean it isn't?
To the gurag with you! Guess I'm not sleeping tonight for Bloom though...
[Timestamps]
00:01:25 - [Start] Catting + Important game settings
00:03:50 - Calli is dad
Had to skip a number of small gems here and there since this was getting long...
00:06:33 - [Day 1 - SPOILERS BELOW THIS POINT]
00:07:19 - "I get to be God"
00:09:05 - "Hewwo, papwers pwease!"
00:10:41 - "And you get a stamp! And you get a stamp! And you get a stamp!"
00:13:27 - End of day 1
00:14:23 - [Day 2]
00:16:00 - Cause no trouble or Gura will find you...
00:19:37 - Gura gets flirted
00:20:52 - Day 2 gets cut short. Gura goes to the gurag
00:22:46 - [Restart Day 2]
00:23:34 - "It's pixel art! How am I supposed to know?"
00:23:59 - Gura doesn't like Repooblia
00:26:28 - "He didn't say the word!"
00:27:32 - Gura is suspicious of twin tails
00:27:53 - Gura doesn't like the card
00:29:00 - Day 2 gets cut short.
00:29:35 - [Day 3]
00:30:34 - "When is my lunch break?" "Are you from the x-men?"
00:31:18 - Gura won't let the card win her over
00:35:55 - Jorji confuses Gura for a good bit
00:42:20 - End of Day 3
00:42:39 - [Day 4]
00:46:15 - Gura has OCD
00:51:42 - "The she-hive"
00:55:05 - Jorji! and Gura feeling the responsibilites of having a family
00:57:30 - "Imagine if he came back with a ..."
00:59:50 - End of Day 4
01:00:27 - [Day 5]
01:01:44 - Chat tells Gura that detaining gives her moni
01:02:28 - Gura likes the detain button. To the gurag!
01:04:00 - Gura has gone mad with power!
01:05:01 - Nice "TO THE GURAG!"
01:09:29 - Gurag time
01:11:01 - "Your hair looks like dessert. Are you also from the x-men?"
01:14:06 - Gura meets a moral decision
01:15:23 - End of day 5. Gura feels like a bad daddy So anyways, booth upgrades
01:17:00 - [Day 6] Gura is bitter and angry about her job
01:19:00 - Calli in chat will take care of Gura's son
01:20:00 - Gura threatens to throw chat into the gurag
01:21:20 - "I'll thow him in the gurag just for you!"
01:22:53 - "Another day, another citation"
01:24:10 - Gura gets mad at chat for backseating
01:24:55 - "Looks like my wife is next"
01:25:05 - Jorji! Gura was not impressed by Jorji
01:26:30 - "You look like you'd be annoying"
01:27:00 - "My friend, threatening me is an instant go to jail card"
01:27:40 - Le Dumb Dumb
01:29:30 - Gura making dark jokes
01:31:43 - Gura demands more Glory to Astrotzka!
01:32:03 - Day 6 cut short.
01:34:10 - [Restart Day 6]
01:38:48 - Jorji! "How many times do I gotta teach you this lesson old man?"
01:40:24 - Valheim permissions requested!
01:42:08 - Gura has thunder in her belly
01:43:28 - Day 6 cut short. Save wife or upgrade? (Also Anya in chat)
01:46:10 - [Day 7]
01:48:46 - Gura learns why this game has a nudity setting
01:49:24 - "I have been playing too much Valheim. Somebody help me"
01:50:04 - F in the chat for Luis
01:52:06 - Gura realizes how tall these people are and gets interesting x-ray results
01:53:10 - Gura makes bee puns
01:55:47 - The pringles man
02:00:19 - End of Day 7, At least Gura didn't get sent to the gurag
02:01:51 - [Restart Day 7]
02:09:55 - Slim Shady has beef jerky stick. Gura rejects the bribe! Gurag!
02:11:20 - Gura remembers that she needed the bribe moni
02:13:49 - End of day 7 with a citation. Gura is now a corrupt border officer
02:14:53 - [Restart Day 7]
02:15:05 - "Michael Mayers, Is that you?"
02:16:41 - Bribe Gura or gurag!
02:22:14 - Pringles man again, but moni moni moni.
02:25:14 - End of day 7.
02:26:31 - [Restart Day 7]
===================================================
02:27:47 - [Reset back to Day 1] Gura is speed lol
02:30:58 - Gura went too fast
02:31:32 - End of day 1
02:31:44 - [Day 2]
02:35:40 - Day 2 was cut short. Moni...
02:36:05 - [Day 3]
02:41:30 - Jorji!
02:42:45 - End of day 3. Moni...
02:43:04 - [Day 4]
02:44:15 - Oops
02:45:01 - Pain
02:47:18 - Gura really wants a bribe
02:50:10 - Jorji!
02:51:36 - End of day 4. Son lives!
02:52:16 - [Day 5]
02:56:50 - Centered stamp!
03:00:05 - Gura judges the guy's waifu
03:00:54 - End of day 5. Heartless Gura
03:01:22 - [Day 6]
03:01:58 - He looks like the guy from the meme
03:05:20 - Gura thinks she's a bit too quick on the gurag button
03:06:35 - She gave him an extra second!
03:06:52 - Jorji!
03:07:30 - Gura got thrown for a loop lol
03:08:28 - Back to the gurag for Dum Dum
03:11:26 - End of day 6. Gura making hard decisions with budgeting
03:12:46 - [Day 7]
03:20:25 - Slim Shady song and Gura wants bribe
03:23:32 - End of day 7
03:24:10 - [Day 8]
03:26:19 - Balu has sus eyes
03:27:31 - Jorji!
03:29:15 - Somebody stop her!
03:33:05 - Gura learns about the cult
03:34:14 - End of day 8. RIP.
03:34:58 - [Day 9]
03:36:18 - Gura can now get gurag moni
03:38:29 - Gura already mixed them up...
03:42:25 - Gura being smooth brain
03:44:22 - End of day 9.
03:45:11 - [Day 10] "Like when twins each other in the womb" Gura gets an award
03:50:03 - Gura bullies chat back
03:54:40 - End of day 10
03:55:17 - [Day 11]
03:58:30 - Jorji!
04:01:13 - Gura gets her gurag bonus. Must detain more
04:03:26 - Gura realized she missed the guy!
04:06:26 - Gura fears the cult
04:06:40 - End of day 11. Gura wants the cult moni. Think of the upgrades!
04:08:11 - [Ending Comments]
Speed!
Absolute legend
Thanks for the timeline.Appreciate it.
an actual 4 hour time stamp holy frick
Legend!
Gura is shining example of Arstotzkan lifestyle
Does not eat 24 hours before stream to save money and protect family.
She sets great example for rest of country. *_GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA_*
I know right? What weaklings, only four days without food!? Please.
Glory to Arstotzka.
She is a good comrade. Glory to ARSTOTZKA
Comrade Gura 👏👏
LMAO comrade!
Welcome to "Insults, Please" with Gawr Gura:
"You look like Sadness."
"You look like that character from that Ghibli movie."
"You look like Squidward if he were a human."
"Your hair looks like dessert."
"Are those glasses in your photo or dark circles?"
"Are you in pain?"
"It's the Pringles Man! Don't you have some snacks to advertise?"
"You look like an egg!"
"You look like the guy from that meme, 'Um, ackchyually'!"
That's clearly a woman right? Sees the scan (=°^°=) is man
Gura definitely got pretty sassy with the NPCs after her son died. I've played this game before and never noticed the references she made lol.
Imagine if all customs officers were like that.
@@mattm9393 Yee Yee A** haircut.
"Are you going to return to monke?"
I love how Gura picks up stuff she doesn't like and waves it in their face, "WHAT IS THIS???" lmao
Didn't expect Jorji, the first boss, to be that hard. The pure confusion when he doesn't even give her a passport. What a madman
Imagine standing in line for 8 hours, trying to enter Totally-Not-Soviet Russakistan and when you get to the booth, a little girl dressed like a shark is sitting there asking for your "Papwers, Pwease ^~^"
It'd make the wait worth while
Then proceeds to send you to the gulag
Would definitely follow the law
Я представил. Первое что я бы сделал- я бы охерел (шокирован)
I honestly didn't expect that Gura would actually enjoy playing this type of game, but boy I'm glad she did. That said, go eat something and have a good rest of your night, Gura! You can just watch Bloom concert later on anyway.
Is that a thing?
Why do you even expect it anyway
The sounds of paper and the stamp slide are so satisfying in this game
and the ticker noise of the citation slip brings up ptsd
And the title music
Ľəə Łəə
Most famous youtubers usually plays games that is new and famous but i guess the shark decides something else
Yeah absolutely!
Glory to Arstotzka!
Glad Gura is enjoying the micromanaging duties of a communist dictatorship. Maybe next time she'll get through the stream without her family dying though.
Pretty much sums up communism
Are we sure that arstotzka is communistlike?
@@toroenigmatico6647 if I’m not mistaken it’s beast off of the USSR
@@isaacportillo5909 you are in fantasy East Berlin. There is a West Grestin and an East Grestin.
There's a Glorian and a True Glorian.
@@VT-mw2zb yes now I remember
"You know what else is required? Your ability to read what is required."
- Gawr Gura, 2021
Every other streamer I watched playing this: I am so sorry, but I have to do this
Gura: off to gulag you go!
"We don't like twin tails here"
~Gura, with twin tails
There can be only one.
All hail gup!
Lol, I thought the same
Miles Prower will remember that.
It was a lot of fun watching Gura slowly go faster and faster even if it was at the cost of her entire family dying multiple times.
F lol
"How do we fast forward a live stream?" is the best comment. The absolute struggle understanding the game when you didn't actually read the manual.
7:18 God Shark
19:38 Pink Vice
34:06 Eggman?
35:56 Jorji's first appearance
47:50 Sadness
49:06 PP
55:05 Jorji fake passport
1:02:47 TO THE GULAG
1:09:55 Squidward
1:15:23 Son is Dead
1:21:40 "I'M GOD"
1:24:04 Backseaters
1:25:05 Jorji = Happy
1:29:32 Dark Joke
1:30:18 DAMN
1:49:23 Valheim Addiction
1:55:46 Pringles
2:07:59 Eggman!
2:12:36 "Surgery doesn't away take 30 years"
2:22:33 Corruption
2:27:48 New Start
2:35:00 No flert
Ок
"why did everybody die"
*Deselects food, heat, and medicine*
I can’t with Gura almost sacrificing her wife for a booth upgrade, ahhhh
Love is fleeting. The booth is forever
Love life is temporary, booth upgrades are eternal
The best part is how she didn't even use the new upgrade at all.
@@NeoChronoid To paraphrase two passages in "The Girls" by Henry De Montherlant, _'Love is inherently transient, but to put ink on paper is to be immortal.'_
36:00 guras one brain cell activates
It most certainly DID NOT activate 😂
That was a hilariously rough start, the game gives you a wake up call real fast and Gura getting frustrated is always too cute. She got into the swing of things pretty quickly, though. That being said, she was determined as hell to make her family starve as bad as she was, lmao.
If I don't eat you won't either.
Oh man was some of that painful to watch. She spent a good 10 mins trying to figure out how to deny Jorji the first time and we keep telling her to use inspect mode to highlight the rule in the rulebook about needing a passport and the desk. People were even donating Superchats to try to help her lol. There was her restarting day 7 multiple times to try to get by, but she was so far in debt that we kept telling her that it was pointless to continue and that you have to start a new run. Then there was the slip that she asked what to do with, but it literally says on the slip “only used for denials”. Lastly, there was her somehow mixing up the documents to give and she denied the Ezic agent even though she said she won’t forget the name 😂😂. At least now she has a somewhat better understanding of the game. Although she still has her dumb dumb moments.
@@Viper6390 thats not painful. that was hilarious. The only painful thing here was watching chat.
@@Viper6390 yes of course lets keep spamming her chat with advice she didnt ask for instead of letting her learn the game herself! That sounds fun for her and the people reading chat right?
@@hoo8072 she asked what she was supposed to do
Calli: "your boy's not good at video games deadbeats"
Gura: heh hold my [ *redacted* ]
uh.
The dramatic irony of Gura essentially sentencing a woman to death for the safety of her family only for her son to die and steadily growing more bitter and corrupt was amazing to watch
between this game and Pathologic, what the fuck is it with games set in fictional Russian civilization and being soul-crushingly stressful?
@John's Pyramid Nah its mostly based on pure fiction(such as Orwells 1984). The second most popular candidate in russian elections is the communist representative(being more popular than the third place by like 2-4 times) and like 70+% russians want the USSR to be reestablished, but lets not delve too much on this, GLORY TO SUPREME LEADER GURA
Google "Brutalist Architecture" You will understand.
Google the Holodomor if you want to know why Communist Russia made people so depressed and grew to hate their gov’t over the decades.
@@chaptap8376 The ukrainian famine of 1932 was due to numerous reasons,most obviously that imperial russia was underdeveloped, leading to frequent famines since the 1850s. On top of that a combination of international economic and military pressure+bad weather which led to bad harvests for a few years+bad policy from the government+many rich farmers burning millions of tons of grain out of spite. Could the communist government handled it better? Sure they could have, but it cant be solely blamed on them. Also fun fact when the bolsheviks took power in 1917 the average russian lifespan was less than 40 years, while by the time Stalin died in 1953 it surpassed 60, so there is that.
Soviet gulags had 18 million imprisoned. About 1.5 million died. Countless more from cruel government rule. The communist party in cahoots with KGB secret police; making people 'dissappear'.
Whole towns experimented on and forced labor or worse. It was a brutal time and the fiction is far closer to the truth than one would hope.
“Glory to Arstotzka”
"ehe"
Glory to Arstotzka
We will tear up every visa from a persom with a beard
And glory to iced chocky milk too!
My fav line
Fun fact about this game: When you find a discrepancy in the documents you actually don't have to check for any others EXCEPT for an invalid purpose/response. This will help cut down on your time per entrant and help you process more people.
Don't f around with Gura or she will send you to the Gulag... unless you bribe her. Glory to Atlantis!
*Gurag
Oi, chumbuddies, are your papers up to date? You can't comment today unless you have all of your papers ready and accounted for.
"'It's just food."- Gawr Gura 2021.
After watching Calli's path to the straight and narrow, seeing a shark go corrupt is a nice chain of events
Lol chat went absolute nuts when she was struggling with interrogation 🤣🤣
We were all desperately trying 😂
Everyone was trying to help her, but the only we could do was spamming in chat
People in the chat were getting upset because they felt like people were spamming. But we often overlook how many people are watching the livestream. Even assuming only 20% of people comment in the chat, that's 6K people trying to simultaneously help the shark. Of course the chat is gonna step on the gas in that situation. LOL
Reading simple instructions is apparently too hard for sharks.
@@mariusvanc cut her some slack, she had to learn the human language.. expecially when you are 9000 years old, it tends to be slower to learn when you are that age.
Here we can see the story of Gawr Gura slowly becoming a possible war criminal.
Pekora: Could she be one of my people?
It's not a war crime if war is cold. Like body of son and uncle.
Pekora has a shark for an apprentice.
Makes sense
Gura: I don’t understand! What do I do??
Directions literally on screen: am I a joke to you
The fact that it has visuals to show literally what to do as well.
she has the attention span of a 3yr old haha, sees long sentence= ignore
Reject son’s medicine. Return to booth upgrade.
I loved how the chat went insane for Jorji everything he shows up. He's such a likable character.
Hey, how do we enter her streams?
Ofc. Who doesn't like Mr. Potato man
You'd think Gawr Gura would be the last person to say "It's just food!"
The game and the viewers: Gura, it's Rulebook + desk + inspection mode.
Gura: What am i supposed to do?
Game: Literally has a guide with visual pictures of what to select and inspect.
Gura: Whats the desk supposed to dO?
"Use inspect mode on counter"
Proceeds to click on Jorji's face
35:56 Gura meets the legend himself
Painful to watch
@@JohnDoe_69 And it was worth it lol
You have NO idea how painful it was that you took half an hour to make him give his passport :'D
Ikr!
Like nearly the entire video was painful and anxiety inducing. But it wasn't nearly as grating as Jacksepticeye shouting "Glory greatest!" Or "Glory to Aravstoksa!" literally almost 30 seconds in every video. The joke wore out its welcome after the first ten minutes.
@@KirstenMarie_MS3 I mean yeah it got a bit lame but being loud and stuff is his habit innit
@@KirstenMarie_MS3 also its arstotzka
It was like a reenactment of "the lid"
Gura's playthrough for this game is surprisingly very fun 😆😆 Can't wait to see the continuation and what kind of ending she'll end up with. GG Sharkie! And please... eat properly. Take care of yourself LOL.
She got to the ending faster than anyone else in hololive , granted it wasn't a good ending but it's an ending.
I'm glad gura had fun with this game. I'm surprised she played for this long! GLORY TO ATLANTIS
« My customs officer of the great Arstotzka reich cant be that cute »
“I’m sorry sonny boy I couldnt bring home the bacon” - Gura, 2021
For some reason that line made me chuckle 😂
Gura's family: sick, cold, hungry, and uncle is dying
Gura: "We're winning!"
Edit:
Family goes on without food and heat for one more day, uncle and son are dead.
Gura: "Wait, why did they die?"
Gura: _complains about off-center stamps on entry permits_
Also Gura: 10:44
It amazing to see how much improvement Gura had made during the gameplay this stream
Looking forward to your next stream Gura
I wasn't sure what to expect, but I knew I wouldn't be disappointed. Salty Gura after the son died killed me! I hope this continues
Chat: Gura you switched the papers!
Gura: *Doesn't listen and the papers were actually the right ones*
Chat: We'll just pretend we didn't just spam wrong information for a second...
Honestly half of chat was spamming wrong info for the whole stream
@@riddconers8523 yeaaahh, no stopping chat.
3:58:50 The moment that Jorji was finally let in after all the hard work to get his papers it’s so great that she started having fun with the game. Really enjoyable. So thanks gura shark and glory to this stream
Seeing her close and open the shutter at the beginning for everyone. It wounds my soul.
Me and my friend meeting 10 years later
Friend : Hey how's your family buddy
Me : 42:31
Good work Gura, by the end of the stream you were a proper sheriff in your own right. You progressed so much since the start of the stream, I'm so proud!
Poor Gura - She wasn't quite ready for the complicated style of this game at first. It was funny to see her lose the first time.
59:12
Gura says the M word
P word
Migger
このゲームの実況一杯見てきたけど可愛いと思ったのは初めてだよ…
This was a really fun stream to watch! Angry Gura is always super cute!
Hope your taking care of yourself and GLORY TO ATLANTIS!
This was a blast! Funny watching her evolution from a careless office worker to a jaded, cynical citizen who contemplates working with shady groups for money. It's amusing to see what this game does to people. Uncle, who cares? Niece, another mouth to feed. Bribes, yes please!
Man gura really enjoy this game and this really fun watching her learn step by step
In this video Gura appears to be masterfully speedrunning the bankruptcy ending with such precisely horrible efficiency it could only be accomplished by a professional failure.
She more salty in this game then playing among us
bureaucracy man, scarier than a murderer
Oh this game does not fool around and it will punish you severely for screwing up as you saw. As soon as you let the first person in, you have to be fast and on your A game if you want to have money to feed and keep your family warm. Sometimes you have to purposely let your family starve or go cold in order to save money. The game will increase rent over time which forces you to be really careful about what you use your money on. The upgrades are mostly pointless and a lot of times you end up forgetting you have them like Gura did which means you just wasted money. The game is designed to purposefully make you anxious and stress you out.
@@Viper6390
yeah the game actually pretty hard for the first time player,I need to play several time to get the 19 and 20 ending and to learn the pattern.
i also disagree with upgrade is pointless,the upgrade especially inspect with spacebar and stamp with tab button, make the game so much faster.
@@sovietyuri7897 It kinda depends on your play style. You can still to relatively fine without them, but yeah it does help for some of the later days. Calli managed to get the Jorji ending yesterday and kept restarting trying to save the security guard with the girlfriend while swearing up a storm every time she failed 🤣.
or Fall Guys...
***Gura spends 5-10 minutes learning with Jorji***
Chat: (Visible frustration)
Me and the bois who endured an hour long chess match: "LOL"
In all seriousness, this was a fun stream. I loved watching Gura go from "slow and steady 🐢" to "Gas! Gas! Gas! 🏎️". I hope you play more Papers, Please soon, Gura. You are really good at it.
the most frustrating thing about this is backseat chat expecting a first play through to be perfect, then making the wrong calls themselves.
The people who kept trolling by screaming expired constantly were the worst
>Watching Gura suffering throughout this stream
(KALM)
>Knowing there is still some people in Gura's fandom that exist without knowing what Bloom is
(PANIK>DISAPPOINTED>
PATHETIC)
What's bloom
Gura making Jorji look like a boss fight with that first encounter.
鮫って怖いイメージしか無かったけどめっちゃかわいいんですね今から海行ってきます
59:10 that came out of NOWHERE hahahahaha
"I don't wanna put my family at risk, I'm sorry"
Family is _dead_ Goorah.
I absolutely love giving Gura the power of the detain button and watching her demonstrate Gurapremacy
3:25:04 "Diplomats are no longer."
Wise words from a wise shark.
I was so shocked tuning in to see salty Gura Roleplaying a bitter old man. XD
1:15:38
Nooooo! My son is dead! D:
Wait we can get upgrades? :D
In the end she will get class 12 home and fully upgraded booth!
@@anothrto1045 Class 5 is the best, it goes down as you get better.
Phil : I'm having a bad day
Chow : Oh? You're having a bad day? Did your son die?
Phil : I got my arm shot
Chow : Yeah but did your son die
Even though she got off to a rough start, it was nice watching Gura learn and improve greatly over the course of the stream.
Gura's passive aggressive reaction to the work passes making her job harder gives me life
3:34:33
FINALLY in Gura's mercy received food
Surprised pikachu face
"Why did everybody died?" Gawr Gura
Continues to claps for 4 seconds
"They literally just died!" Gawr Gura
Chat: They didn't eat
"It's just.. food~" Gawr Gura
Evil laugh
Meanwhile,
4:09:31 End
"I have not eaten in A very many hours so, I think it will be very good idea if I went and did that" Gawr Gura
Oh, now the tables have turned
Thank you for the amazingly fun stream Gura! Hope you’re eating well, and getting well deserved rest while having time for Bloom!💙
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GLORY TO ARSTOTSKA
Calli will take good care of your son.
Watching her get so excited about sending people to fight to the death in the gulag is somehow still so adorable
Other people: I feel bad for denying people.
Gura: Loser, get lost.
Gura: I'm just doing my job, I'm getting yelled at!
Welcome to service work XD
So nice of dad to stop by the stream
このゲームいつかやってほしいな〜って思ってたけど、もうやってたんだ！
めっちゃ嬉しい…🥲💙
Thanks again Gura, so many highlights... but it's so late I can hardly think myself. Thanks a ton and please invest in more kit kats, you need a snack option!
DUDE I’m so hype you and others are playing this game!! It’s so well done and honestly kinda underrated imo so I’m glad you’re enjoying it Gura!
There is no glory without a family
And there's no Gurag without Gura
Great game, great stream, greatest senpai... loved watching this! Keep up the good job Guraa!
"WELCOME TO GLORY GREATEST ARSTOTZKA MOTHER PROUD!!"
リスニング力鍛える為に聞こうと思います！好きなゲームですし聞き取りやすい英語で可愛い声なので全く苦にせず聞けます！ありがとうございます（？）
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought she was talking about Kathy bates from Misery and not the character Sadness from Inside Out
Nobody
Everyone in chat at 10:13: TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PARADEEZ CITY
"'HEWWO~~~!!!! Where are you from? Orbistian? GET IN HERE, NEXT!" literally all stream :'D and I love it
bro, I felt the pain when she couldn't inspect the desk.
The clippers are gonna have a field day with this one
To the GURAg with you!
@@anothrto1045 but I'm cute
got so frustrated watching gura play Paper Please that i booted up the game for the first time since it was released
it's either the perfectionist in me or the fact i had gura's stream in the background but i raged quit in complete exhaustion
*Whole family dead, no heat, no food, no hope*
Gura: "Upgrades, people! Upgrades!"
This made me feel like Gura has Arin Hanson levels of not properly reading the rules on a game.
Someone gave her a $100 superchat to tell her to inspect the desk and she still took over 5 minutes to do it lmao.
42:31
Everyone: *Dying*
Gura: Ima go take a nap.
Done like a pro shark
Imagine Gura playing warzone and when she kills an enemy:
"To the Gurag"
When the small person asked for my papers, I left instantly without a word, why?
I had a bad feeling about this place.