Schulz Explains How To NOT Get Robbed in NYC | Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh
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New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE.
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Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar.
Early signs of getting rob: “Ay yo that thing you have is real nice... let me use it.”
Lil C is gonna give it back. He promised.
What size are those is another clasic
Duh
@@Idontevenrapfam happened once and never again...
ayo what time is it?
This explains why as a Canadian when I was in NY and NJ my phone died and I was asking people if I can borrow their phone to call my friend and EVERYONE goes “I don’t have one” “it’s broken” “I don’t have service” while they dead ass using it. 😂😂😂
ughh so cringey when foreigners use nyc urban dialect omg
Yeah same thing when America levels cities in the name of Democracy while their s*** is broken. That’s pretty cringe too
@@classicola Acting like slang is only allowed in the city it originated in even though it's now used in mainstream slang is kinda cringe
people actually gave you excuses? I just say no you can use my phone and give em a face like "come on bruh"
@@burn435353 lol one person did that, she was my race so i thought 'aight for sure she gon lend me' and she just looked at me and said ''no''. I was actually so baffled that no one would lend their phone.
Anything involving "real quick", "right fast", "just a second"' etc. can be a bad sign.
How Not to get robbed in New York? don’t sign a rent agreement.
😂😂😂 facts
Lmfao
People always looking out for the wrong criminals
How to get robbed in ny
1. Take ur headphones out
2. Wear someone's size
3. Respond ayo u got a dollar
4. Stare at someone longer than 4 secs
5. Look lost
Same as ATL.
Same as Chicago
None of this is true
@@roycedot na bruh not tryna hear that
Also sometimes be prepared to run.
“Ayo, come here real quick”
"ayo lemme hold that"
Yep that’s a universal one
What’s your size
“Ayo, you got a cigarette”
Ayo can I barrow your phone to call my friend to pick me up
Mark’s dumb/caring/thoughtful ass, was the funniest part of this video 😂 7:37
Someone almost tried to mug my boy and I in FL when we were leaving a bar. I noticed a sketchy dude following us and I told my boy and we agreed to turn the corner and wait for him and if he tried us we were about that action. When the dude eventually turned the corner to face us, he saw that we weren't fazed and quickly turned and walked away as if he turned on the wrong corner...because he did.
I call B.S.
Reverse uno
George 😂😂
George Lol I’m vengeance
Drew Dubz Lol yeah, because I’m going to lie on the internet with my actual face in the pfp because I have something prove to a bunch anonymous faceless avatars on YT...🥱
If you ever hear “You want to fight my cousin?”
Either start swinging or run but you about to get jump😂
That ball story happened to me too! I wrote “Bam” (my nickname) on my ball and somebody stole it. Less than a week later I see the same ball but that whole section was just colored over, but you could still see the letters coming through. Bro tried to play me like “nah it says ‘Jam’ cuz my brother likes jam.” Middle school problems man lol.
lmao someone did that shit to me but we were in the same class, and when he went to the bathroom I took my ball back quickly colored that shit in and I was nah this ain't ur ball see it look different
That boy said JAM😭😭😭😂😂
OMG I never realized i was being a huge dick to people when i was just trying to stay safe ... city kid problems. I was always told to ignore strangers and stay alert and if someone asks you for something, to keep walking.
i wonder why shulz talks so hood. lol theres no way waluigi got street cred.
He's getting more so with each episode.
He ain't hood he just NY af with some black friends he been like this.
its not hood that's just how some New Yorkers talk
@Davi Kim that’s not hood that’s NEW YORK. Ur racism is fuckin showing budz 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Hell noooo he doesn't he just hung around sniffing Charlamagne's jockstrap enough to think he can speak on these topics and talk like he's from the streets. He's the Max Kellerman of comedy basically.
Best mugging/robbery story, I saw a guy on a pushbike grab an old lady's purse and as he rid away got hit by a car and as he is laying on the floor in agony this sweet old woman walked over calm as could be picked up her purse and dead ass kicked the dude straight in the head, what was funnier was the driver that hit him didn't know what had took place, his face when the lady kicked the dude was a picture once it was explained he went from caring to aight I'm out of here real quick. Shit was hilarious
@Bryan francis not much I can do about that but I'm over 50 years old and would not waste my time making up a story just for a few people I've never met to read it.
It happened and the only slight exaggeration I made was the kick in the head, she did kick him in the head but it was an old lady kick that she only got in as he was already on the floor but that isn't really important the whole thing that made the situation so memorable and funny was the fact that the guy who knocked him over just thought he was in a run of the mill accident only to see a sweet old lady walk over to the lad in pain and kick him, I'm even smiling now just thinking about what he must of thought.
@Bryan francis Most criminals are scared shitless, they do really dumb shit like not looking and walking in front of a bus. Believe it 100%.
If someone doesn't believe that story, then they haven't spent much time in NY. I live here, and have seen similar things more than once. In my twenties I saw a man mug a woman, turn around and run straight into a dumpster knocking himself unconscious.
This is like a movie scene
You know you in new york when you see a robber get robbed.
Growing up in Cali, I have noticed that anytime somebody plans ill intent they ask for a favor first. I learned to never do any favor no matter how small for strangers. I know it makes me a terrible neighbor but...
I didn't grow up in Cali, but I used to visit every month from AZ. I grew up in a place where you can nod at people and say have a good day. If you do that in Cali people give so many different reactions it's so funny to see. I've had buff guys bigger than me just walk across the street cuz I said have a good day.
I do not look intimidating at all, but everyone in LA county is on guard.
@@Veneer22 Not just LA county. All of SoCal.
nobody who grew up in california calls it "cali"
@@devinmichaelroberts9954 trippin
I grew up in California. I have never been robbed because I'm not dumb and carry at least one knife on me. I also say hello to all my neighbors and help the seniors when they ask.
Certainly acting like Jamie Kennedy in Malibu’s most Wanted helps.
👀...........🤣🤣🤣
My parents did this backward; they moved to New York and worked in the financial district during the most tumultuous times ('70s-'90s), then moved out west when it began to improve. Upon arriving in California, we experienced the LA Riots shortly after.
Wasn’t the 80s an economic boom in NYC?
@@JacobRamsey1979 - Certain industries and neighborhoods flourished during that time. However, the '80s was also the height of the crack epidemic.
Yikes
Edward O - I realize that I painted a rather dismal picture. However, overcoming and flourishing despite those times shaped us for the better.
@@JacobRamsey1979 just cause the economy was doing better in the 80’s doesn’t mean there wasn’t high crime rates
if you walk around at night in parts of oakland, you have to just kinda try and act like a junkie/head. I always put my hood up and try to look broke and sketchy. not hard for me! haha
if people get too curious and get near you they usually back off if they hear you muttering some random stuff to yourself like a tweaker
Lol Oakland is sketch
GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I've actually had to do that in downtown Portland a couple times. Sometimes there's beggars that will try to talk to you for 5-10 minutes while you're walking to the next bus stop. They do this so you give them money to go away. They just try to annoy you with countless stories. So you just counter with the same story and talk longer than them. Then they just go.
The first time this happened I didn't realize what was happening. I was tired and it was 6AM on my way to work. And I didn't realize why this guy wouldn't stop following me and stfu. Finally I gave him like 50 cents and he said thanks man and walked off.
8:13 is the most genuine, infectious laugh ever lol
it's the same in London
"Yo! my man what you got for me?"
"Boss you got the time?"
"lemme chat to you real quick"
the one where you know you're getting stabbed or robbed is "come round the corner bro_
@Ralph Jenkins kids get groomed at just the right age for stabbing someone up to be a minor to them. after that first shanking they're traumatised, but desensitised for the next time
Bro I’m from Manchester UK and a guy was stabbed in a local park near to me for not giving this group of teenagers his bike.!he was stabbed in the chest and lucky to be alive! If somebody tries to rob me then n the uk I am always worried about them pulling out a knife, don’t even think about a gun like I would if I was living in nyc.
@@rjflores438 just give them what they need
People from NY "omg New York is wild"
People from South America "Lol"
as someone from the midwest this entire video is the exact opposite of what i grew up knowing lmao
Lol for real, I’m thinking “getting robbed in New York is a right of passage?” No thanks
Come to Chicago, it's the same shit
Facts lol. But this is the difference in states that are pro 2A Vs states that’s aren’t lol. Fuck around and get gunned down by bob trying to rob people out here 🤣
@@Quawnn LOL if its 2A more likely that the robber got a gun too
@@Quawnn Has nothing to do with 2A, its that way everywhere in the world. Big cities (which attract people from all over the country and the world) are melting pods, where extrem wealth and poverty live super close together. The science is in for that for quite a while: poor people get along fine, rich people get along fine, but if you mix it and the inequality becomes palpable, crime and violence explode. Adding weapons to that mix does not make it better, it makes it much much worse (also a proven fact).
Didn't you just roast some poor kid for wearing shorts that were 4" longer than the ones you got on now?
He thought they looked good and got himself a pair.
He always doing the opposite of the shit he talkin haha
This dude needs to stop acting. He really over does his little accent.
@@mattimus8250 bro i thought i was the only one, its like hes been watching too much mtv and vh1 shows growing up
Ya. I’m sure the people leaving are happy to not be “real New Yorkers”.
Ofcourse a guy with a man bun dosent know how to navigate the big city
I never got robbed in NYC. I worked as a social worker in the worst neighborhoods and never got robbed.
You been in the right place at the right times my friend.
Streetwise vs. Racism vs. White-Guilt
🤣
New York is small and people might run into each other (after the robbery)? Thats cool. My brother stole my toy, crossed the name out with a sharpie and wrote his name on it. We lived in the same room.
😂😂
Yooooo this shit killed me lmao
Man this hit me right in the feels. I live in the suburbs now and wherever i go to nyc or anywhere im not from it all just comes right back.
Do you live in the new York suburbs
Keep that blade on you at all times fam! Theres legal Knives for a reason
Not in NYC. That’s an insta-felony, especially if you say you’re carrying it for self defense. 😬
@@drcheese1000 If the knife is under 4 inches, I believe it's fine.
@@RobotTechHead Yes, but if you use it for self defense purposes you're going to be arrested. NYC's laws don't allow for that. Carrying something like pepper spray or a taser (which is legal as of 2019) is a safer bet.
@@drcheese1000 I figured they wouldn't but you could carry it lol. Didn't know they allow pepper sprays and tasers now. You used to have to get a permit or something.
Ya for sure, your right but it all depends on the case, burough, situation etc; especially since crime is so high rn. I'd rather catch a case than possibly be injured or killed. NYC is literally a draconian police state under the guise of a Democracy, police expect you to give up instead of defend yourself? We citizens should be demanding for the right to practice our 2nd Amendment in this corrupt shithole.
mad respect for y'alls sneaker game. AJ1S and them yeezys are clean
Yeezys are for sheep with no taste.
I love how the "What time it is ?" is a universal thing
Caring and thoughtful is exactly what I was when I first moved out to Chicago then I got robbed.
I was watching a video interviewing a convict on how to be safe and the "not giving people the time" came up. The potential robber is checking you out to see if you're a friendly/helpful/outsider. If your friendly your probably going to be a pushover and not struggle(easy mark). Most people who are in the know won't give them the time. They also get to see what kinda watch or phone you have so they can figure out if you are worth it to rob and make it easy for them to snatch it. Plus they can get you to stop in a vulnerable area. Didn't know about the box cutter thing but that makes it more imperative to be in constant awareness. Just keep walking to a crowded area, try not to be alone and say "you don't have a phone/watch" even if you have one and don't stop for them.
When you get asked the time confidently say a highly specific time, that's relatively close to the actual time, without breaking eye contact. It's worked for me.
W/o breaking eye contact? 😂 Where I'm from you'll be slapped so hard
@@Oberemmuo Depends on if you look like somebody who they are willing to fight. People can sense when you are genuinely willing to hurt them badly and often they want no part of it when they aren't in a group. That's been my experience at least.
those first 30 seconds did not age well
I'm from new york as well. overall, it's the way you carry yourself. But if you get yourself into those interactions, remember you are being tested. It's how you handle yourself. sometimes, it's unavoidable. but in general, I am willing to fight back. I had shit stolen from me before and I learn from them.
If Shulz and Al did act like this and walked out on their boy when he was about to get robbed its actually fucked up.
This made me think of the scene in Seinfeld where they gave bums a job to pull a rickshaw & the first guy that tested it out just ran off with it lol
It’s funny how different Andrew sounds a year ago to now he definitely changed after getting money
Andrew would roast himself with dem short shorts in a show
If Homer Simpson felt someway against NY, then you should too.
Schulz sounding like Wendy Williams
right....
You could start by voting out the mayor and governor
first time i went to new york me and a buddy learned the hard way. decided to go walking around bushwick projects after a late party and made the mistake of indulging a lady who trying to get us to come with her "around the corner" to make a phone call for her. luckily my friend noticed a guy was peeking out at us from behind the corner so we ran, dude chased us for maybe a block.
be too nice and people might take you for a dummy.
"dont have one" Lmaoo
One thing Every Hates Chris taught me: Aye yo little dude from across the street lemme hold a dollar
That writing on the ball also happened to me 2 times when I was a kid.
Don't ever answer someone for the time.unless you're in middle america
“Don’t have one” lol
I never knew akash was from Dallas! Ayye what's up bud. 214 represent!
I didnt get mugged in NYC, but i was in times square and got approached by a very friendly guy selling his music album, he was overly nice and actually kinda funny. I thought i was going to be mugged since he was supsiciously enthusiastic and insisting and then one of his friends approached. In the end nothing happened and Ended up giving him $15 dollars for his cd just for the hell of it, which my friends (who went ahead before me) told me was very stupid and probably got scammed because the cd wouldn’t have anything inside. Turns out it did have music and was actually good.
Another time we were trying to figure out our way back to the airport via the metro. We were looking kinda lost, so another dude approached us and started asking if we needed directions and was actually very helpful, but had to give money in return as a tip. Probably just stand there looking for lost tourists. Thankfully nothing serious happened.
" ugh i'm a piece of shit " I laughed so hard at that
I walk fast, look mad and keep my hands in my pockets at all times.
Them Schulz legs are crazy 😂
I stopped a dude that robbed another guy in midtown. The cops were stunned when i came in and returned the the phone.
It happened in Harlem in the Bronx to Buck 50 everywhere
“Hey buddy - what’s your blood type?”
Thats hilarious! Lol!!!
Pastor Leroy Little it’s a David Cross line. Credit where credit is due.
Hey buddy, have you been tested for hepititus b?
Schulz just giving up his apt location talking about the deli... tighten up before someone rob you on your block lol
A zappy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Ayo my man”
3:00 REAL got my ball back the next week he wasn't far
Seinfeld already taught me not to trust the doorman
Akash rocking that raakhi bro...
"ayo, what time is it?"
Crazy how Montreal a canadien version, basically nicer version of NYC 😂😂
NYC was A LOT more dangerous when I was a kid and even more dangerous before. This generation is not used to conflict and it shows (which is probably a good thing)
Little did they know😂😂😂😂 Miami looking real nice
Being born in Philly, this is so relatable 😂
If you have kids, their safety comes first. Moving doesn't mean there is no love for NY. Just means you love your kids more
Exactly. Moved to NY when I was single loved every minute good and bad. Second I started building a family got the F out. No chance I was raising kids in that cesspool
I love New York so much.. I think that’s why I like listening to Drew talk haha
"with aakash" or "with the cameraman talking over akaash"
"Ayo dat's a nice bike! Shieeet."
In Morocco, it happens all the time, if you show your phone, robbers will follow you, cut your face if you don't give them your phone. Crazy how so many robbers are walking around with knifes looking to rob phones
You know spidey sense came from growing up in New York not from being but by the spider
schulz with the blackcent
Ny accent
NY has extremes when dealing with people in the streets. They are some of the most helpful and some of the most shady. Its little in between. I felt the same about people in D.C. Philly, actually has me more caustious walking around than N.Y.
yeah Philly was way sketchier than NYC, from my limited experience...saw a dude at Mcd's trying to buy a Big Mac with drugs...smh...
It's more like 'yo let me see those headphones ' or 'my boy likes your headphones ' then it's to late
New York has been dangerous as fuck since back in the day when the Warriors pulled that all nighter trying to make it to Coney Island..
This ain’t shit!! 🤣🤣
Don’t shine in a rough area, simple
to the non new yorkers, andrew grew up in the upper west side. He has little to no idea what its like getting jumped in the Bronx and some hoods in Brooklyn
yo i remember that shit back in middle school i think i was in 6th grade everyone was scared for halloween cause of all the gang initiation rumors
My brother got hit with “you got change to break this bill?” Well he never saw that wallet again
Moving there is fall. I grew up in Vegas, so I somewhat have street smarts. But this video is cool. It made me think of scenario I wouldn’t, like the time thing
What time is it is a classic
Down here in Florida, it's backwards. instead of dipping at first glance, walk faster towards a potential thief/attacker. It confuses them and they won't mess with you. Of course it could be bc down here we all have guns.
Nothing like a New York Jew telling us how to keep it gangsta.
He’s not Jewish lmao
@@carsonpeep2254 Are you dumb? His last name is Schulz.
Bro I get it growing up in Santa Ana you gotta carry something with you to defend yourself at all times my city too crazy 😪
"Yo you got a smoke"?
Don't look at anyone, but don't look away...
This aged so well 😂
The buckfiddy happened to a few people on long island NY in a few malls as gang intitaion from the crips in the late 90s or early 2000s ... it was girls who were doing the slashing to random people who wore red clothing... it was happening in my local malls but I dont recall the exact year because I'm to much of a stoner ... lol
Akaash looks like the Indian Seth Meyers.
"You gotta have your radar on in every big city I guess.."
Europe: Let us introduce ourselves to you...
The phone advice is real. If someone asks me for directions, if I don't know off the top of my head then sorry you're not getting directions. No way I'm pulling out my phone.
Theyre right about the South too. I live in rural NC, youd be flat out rude to not give directions. If somebody needs to use your phone, no problem. Broken down on the side of the road? An old fella in a pick up truck will pull up and help you work on your car. I go visit my family in Philly, and nope don't got a phone. Rude to even ask to use my phone. 😂
i had that sp ace jam hat.
why is everything that got me beat up cool now?
Pull out a fork and say "thank you lord, for this meal you have layed before me"
🤣😂🤣😂
3 ads before i get to see the video? Schultzy making big moves, but also little moves. That's a hustle right? Fuck ya
Red: "Man, Pops is trippin. He wants me to ask for my bike back, You know I wouldnt trip."
Debo: "What bike?"
Red: "The beach cruiser, the one I let You borrow three weeks ago."
Debo: "Oh yeah, it's right here homie, I didnt know you wanted it back. *turns around and uppercuts Red in the face* BahLamm! Thats my bike now punk!"
Smokey: "Damnnnnn, you got knocked the fck out!"
I wear headphones on the street with the sound off so I can hear people but act like I don't.