Yap, had the same but with a druid tank .. came into the dung, said ' brb a minute', came back 10 mins later, said "sorry trouble @ home, i need to go" and poof, gone.
When you spend a solid hour and a half assembling the group, travel across the world, enter the instance, and one person HAS to say "brb".... The charms of vanilla
@Jake Sangria You're that little shit aren't you? The kind of fucker that just keeps spamming how they're missing Wisdom buff when someone is just failing to give it for whatever reason (mana, tank pulling still, mid combat) and then start saying "Hey, I'd prefer Wisdom over Light buff!" As if the buffs weren't actually pre-designated, or if you'd have to shit on all the pallies, the priest and druids to get buffs.
@Jake Sangria dps arent important. When the dps dies from being fucktards, and its just the tank and me healing them, we get it done just fine without dps. Make take a little longer but its much less of a headache
I'm now remembering a time when the tank in our group said (after we had zoned in), with no apparent irony, "AFK 50 min". As though we'd wait for them or something.
@Marlon Cebo Well tanking also isnt that in demand in high end raiding if you do pursue it. Guilds are always looking for skilled DPS and a select few healing classes, but tanks are usually well set in stone in any guild
@TheOriginal GGHarasser oh I'm sure it is. I'm usually rolling heals though lol. I like the challenge of mana management and trying to keep everyone alive. Luckily I have a pocket tank for classic lol
I feel the same with my pally I tell the mage to decurse and they still dont do shit and the tank just pulls even more cuz hes just as oblivious as the mage fml
I did a few sm graveyard groups spell cleave so 3 mages a lock and me a priest and the mage blames me when they die but have -75% to healing curse on them lmao
Yea, we have one of those in our guild too. Easily excitable, always running around. Wiped several times because he keeps jumping around pulling additional packs before we're ready for them.
My personal favorite as playing a tank: The group member who tries to outrun aggro, preferably to the other side of the room where it is impossible to taunt.
And the "My Kid is awake" or "Quick bring my Kid 2 Bed (which takes 60 Minutes because apparently the Bed has to be build out of a fresh Tree and some Gooses) Woman / Man" We all have RL and it goes first, but if you have a Kid, first care for it, then play a Dungeon!
I think the fact that 95% of them are set in Scarlet Monastery let us know something - it TOTALLY earns it's place as one of the memest most fuckup-prone dungeons in the game.
Especially for Alliance players. At least Horde has a capital city in the same zone as the Monastery. Alliance players have to trek there from fkin Southshore. If it's Vanilla Classic, on foot because you don't have a mount yet if you're doing SM at appropriate levels. And if you're on a pvp server, you constantly have to watch out you don't get ganked on the way there. If the loot weren't so damn good, we probably wouldn't bother, but alas...
It only gets worse in WotLK. Most of my items were taken by people in full BoA gear. Its like, you're already in the best gear possible, why roll Need on something you're just going to vender for a couple of gold. Pissed me off to no end
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Wonderful :D ! i love your videos so much ! you are just amazing !
I am a go guy. And i do it ONLY when it is fking slow. Usually people just afk !! I dont do it if the group just moves... I even did it with my guild. What should we do.. we do this ? Or that ? Me : can we just go to do soemthing at least. 1h that nothing was decided..
Endohell patience is a virtue in classic. If you don’t like standing around find another group or make it through like everyone else. If you make reckless decisions and pull things, people won’t want to play with you.
They say they want to go go go because we're being too slow, not understanding that it's genuinely faster to be more careful because DYING AND HAVING TO WALK ALL THE WAY BACK IS SLOWER THAN WAITING 5 GODDAMN SECONDS.
@@FluffayDuckay im not a leroy neither. but sometimes, you have a group and everything is ready, but a guy is just having some afk... cigaret, baby, etc. it is just respect.. you respect the group you play with or you dont. i do. if i cant play because i ve things to do, i will not push 4 people (or more, depending on what u want to do) to wait for me. except if it is exceptional.
When i first got psychic scream I used it in a dungeon😂the guys I was with said "Hey priest not the best strategy" as a mob of 4 came running towards us
That warlock has been so iconic in different forms over the years I had named the effect 'ironclaw' after a player in another game who started it for me. He was a combo of the 'go go go' guy and once in a group 'afk dinner'.
Missed a step with the "go-guy" where he gets instantly kicked as soon as the kick timer runs out and is suddenly standing in the instance shouting go to an empty party, only to get ported to the nearest graveyard.
The "Go" Guy got me good thats the most relatable one. There needs to be a LoS guy aswell tho . Theres always that one guy spam typing LoS even while the party is Drinking between pulls.
The "go" bit is accurate but you haven't known true anguish than having a tank in your party yelling at the dps "go"... Gives me the willies every time.
I tend to save my Fear cast for the last second of a pull, when I know there's going to be a wipe, in a Jimmy Cagney "Top of the World ma!" moment. If the feces is going to hit the fan, then it better f'ing be knocked off the file cabinet to boot!
examples: dungeon leader who invites you and then suddenly has to leave and group wipes on final boss but kills it and you get the item but they all suddenly have to go and there's pats
0:45 I remember playing in the original classic and this Krol Blade dropped. We had a rogue, a hunter and me, a warrior, in the group, but the blade was looted by a mage who rolled a 98 on need
The "gtg, dinner is ready" hit too close to home lmao
Yap, had the same but with a druid tank .. came into the dung, said ' brb a minute', came back 10 mins later, said "sorry trouble @ home, i need to go" and poof, gone.
@@lawlestest well, at least it's "trouble at home", could be something serious. Not a bloody "mom says it's dinner time yall xoxoxo"
Better than the russians who leave without saying anything
all babies who have to go because the dinner is ready the parents made for them
@@gladanka4640 What if you're cooking your own?
"Go guy" triggered my ptsd
Go guy is synonymous with "brazilian guy" usually.
This literally happened to me last night in lbrs
No
No he didn't
Nick whalen This no comment triggered my PTSD.
@@divine0enigma That's true,i'm a brazilian player LOL
This is more realistic than playing the actual game
That...doesn’t make sense
@@aricgoss it makes perfect sense
Especially the paladin daring to call need on the ravager. Just hurts to give it to someone whom can't even really proc it on purpose.
Hey yea
When you spend a solid hour and a half assembling the group, travel across the world, enter the instance, and one person HAS to say "brb".... The charms of vanilla
As a holy pally, I feel there's a special place in hell for mages that don't decurse that -75% healing curse
@Jake Sangria fuck the dps they just hitting one button
@Jake Sangria You're that little shit aren't you? The kind of fucker that just keeps spamming how they're missing Wisdom buff when someone is just failing to give it for whatever reason (mana, tank pulling still, mid combat) and then start saying "Hey, I'd prefer Wisdom over Light buff!"
As if the buffs weren't actually pre-designated, or if you'd have to shit on all the pallies, the priest and druids to get buffs.
@Jake Sangria shut up little boy
@Jake Sangria dps arent important. When the dps dies from being fucktards, and its just the tank and me healing them, we get it done just fine without dps. Make take a little longer but its much less of a headache
@Jake Sangria only person here "dorky" is you Jake Sangria. Go cry
I'm now remembering a time when the tank in our group said (after we had zoned in), with no apparent irony, "AFK 50 min".
As though we'd wait for them or something.
Let's be real... You totally waited cause you know it would take about the same amount of time to find a tank in classic lol
You have plenty of things to work on for 50 minutes until he's ready lol
@@Gutter_Glitter Good thing it was back in Mists! It took 5 minutes to find a new one through Dungeon Finder. Thank god for Dungeon Finder.
@Marlon Cebo Well tanking also isnt that in demand in high end raiding if you do pursue it. Guilds are always looking for skilled DPS and a select few healing classes, but tanks are usually well set in stone in any guild
@TheOriginal GGHarasser oh I'm sure it is. I'm usually rolling heals though lol. I like the challenge of mana management and trying to keep everyone alive. Luckily I have a pocket tank for classic lol
playing a priest, the no decurse mage hit home
I feel the same with my pally I tell the mage to decurse and they still dont do shit and the tank just pulls even more cuz hes just as oblivious as the mage fml
I had a tank get cursed with 75% reduced healing and had to ask the mage 3 times to decurse him and then he said, “oh 1 sec, it’s not on my bars.”
I did a few sm graveyard groups spell cleave so 3 mages a lock and me a priest and the mage blames me when they die but have -75% to healing curse on them lmao
@@ggEmolicious That healing reduction is the icon they were showing in the video, its called Veil of Shadow and it sucks noodles.
@@ggEmolicious at least he learned it tho
Im guilty of being the blindman
Same here.
I have the horrible habit of jumping here and there and I always get myself and my group in trouble..
Same. I just want to look cool with my mouse turning and jumping, but noooooo I pull everything.
@@blboy129 LMAO. It happens to the best of us
@@blboy129 why play video games if you dont look cool doing it 8)
Yea, we have one of those in our guild too. Easily excitable, always running around. Wiped several times because he keeps jumping around pulling additional packs before we're ready for them.
The afk-er.
I’m dead
Sad this. Really happen...
The afk didnt wipe anyone
@@brodelnaz he wiped their souls
I'll ress you
"Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!"
-Shaman
My personal favorite as playing a tank: The group member who tries to outrun aggro, preferably to the other side of the room where it is impossible to taunt.
And then they blame the tank for not taunting before they died.
That ravager had me melt in tears. As a enh shammy i needed it n lost.
was the only warrior in the group and a fcking hunter needed it away from me. this scene retriggered me oO
@@Selunos Denounce that guy publicly
This also sucks being a hunter and the warrior or rogue wins the gun or bow that finally dropped
Warriors have whirlwind axe lmao you dont need ravager
@Trasheye no he doesnt, he can play what he wants, enhance pvp for starters
don't forget the tip toer where the tank leads the group around the mobs trying to speed through the dungeon only to wipe
"I know a shortcut" proceeds to wipe 3 times and make the dungeon 4 times longer
@@justmeok2 then kiks you because it aggroed
You need "Got to go answer the door" girl and forgot to repair man
@Michael Moretti oh yeah... I am right here :D (ok yesterday it was AQ40, but why not)
And the "My Kid is awake" or "Quick bring my Kid 2 Bed (which takes 60 Minutes because apparently the Bed has to be build out of a fresh Tree and some Gooses) Woman / Man"
We all have RL and it goes first, but if you have a Kid, first care for it, then play a Dungeon!
you can add a 'smoker' but they are likely to be found in a raid group playing as tanks "priests resting, 5 min sig break guys"
I think the fact that 95% of them are set in Scarlet Monastery let us know something - it TOTALLY earns it's place as one of the memest most fuckup-prone dungeons in the game.
Especially for Alliance players. At least Horde has a capital city in the same zone as the Monastery. Alliance players have to trek there from fkin Southshore. If it's Vanilla Classic, on foot because you don't have a mount yet if you're doing SM at appropriate levels. And if you're on a pvp server, you constantly have to watch out you don't get ganked on the way there. If the loot weren't so damn good, we probably wouldn't bother, but alas...
Every weapon is a hunter weapon. End of discussion.
Acid attacks you
Every dps is easily replaceable. End of discussion.
@@TheVahnara someone was looted
Who needs a hunter anyways
Except for maces
Spot on. Just add the "slow tank" that contemplates life for 1 min before every mob pull
Kalle Anka hHahaha!
I met mostly those who either rush in ahead of everyone, die and blame the healer.
@@Alex-mc5yn Yeah those are also a thing sadly. Could probably make a video about tank stereotypes alone
Maybe not classic, but those in mythic+ dungeons are the best of that type. Haha
Spotted the GO guy
The Go Guy doesn't feel the same without the voice and tone wowcrendor did for it
The mute guy.. The one who doesn't say a single word even if you ask him something
Probably Chinafarmer
"The Blind Man" + "Ninja-Looter" all being a hunter is all to real. Seriously have a hunter do both Everytime
*too
the amount of times i've needed an item and someone who doesnt get anything from it needs it is enfuriating
It only gets worse in WotLK. Most of my items were taken by people in full BoA gear. Its like, you're already in the best gear possible, why roll Need on something you're just going to vender for a couple of gold. Pissed me off to no end
Wonderful :D ! i love your videos so much ! you are just amazing !
Hey! Thanks man!
♥
If you’re a “go guy” please stop because we can’t go any faster unless you want to wipe and waste more of your precious time lol
I am a go guy. And i do it ONLY when it is fking slow. Usually people just afk !! I dont do it if the group just moves...
I even did it with my guild. What should we do.. we do this ? Or that ?
Me : can we just go to do soemthing at least. 1h that nothing was decided..
Endohell patience is a virtue in classic. If you don’t like standing around find another group or make it through like everyone else. If you make reckless decisions and pull things, people won’t want to play with you.
They say they want to go go go because we're being too slow, not understanding that it's genuinely faster to be more careful because DYING AND HAVING TO WALK ALL THE WAY BACK IS SLOWER THAN WAITING 5 GODDAMN SECONDS.
Go
@@FluffayDuckay im not a leroy neither. but sometimes, you have a group and everything is ready, but a guy is just having some afk... cigaret, baby, etc.
it is just respect.. you respect the group you play with or you dont. i do. if i cant play because i ve things to do, i will not push 4 people (or more, depending on what u want to do) to wait for me. except if it is exceptional.
You have a wonderful sense of humor. Everytime the mage does that high pitched scream I can't stop laughing.
When i first got psychic scream I used it in a dungeon😂the guys I was with said "Hey priest not the best strategy" as a mob of 4 came running towards us
Thanks for keeping the great content up, been missing you :)
That warlock has been so iconic in different forms over the years I had named the effect 'ironclaw' after a player in another game who started it for me. He was a combo of the 'go go go' guy and once in a group 'afk dinner'.
The “Go” guy cutaway got me.
Best Classic WoW content out there! Please make more soon.
The ninja looter thing is almost EXACTLY what happened to me, including the place and the item we all wanted.
I didn’t get the go guy. But when I did omg I’m still laughing. Thanks man.
Best WoW videos on the interwebz, you need to hit 100k subs ASAP!
Love your videos bro!
The go guy was amazing lol
Too funny, especially the Go-guy, Always a Go-guy in the group
The helpful priest kills me every time I watch it.🤣
clips.twitch.tv/GeniusHealthyOstrichDerp-ptSMBjmxeSf0n0nu
I got annoyed by Payo when I was oom
These videos are so good, I hit like and subscribe, AND the bell icon.
As a healer i really hate mages that need on +healing gear cause they thought it was + damage and healing. (only had this happen with mages)
Missed a step with the "go-guy" where he gets instantly kicked as soon as the kick timer runs out and is suddenly standing in the instance shouting go to an empty party, only to get ported to the nearest graveyard.
“Dinner is ready”, omg, right in the feels. In every fucking game!
i love these so much
Это просто бесподобно,ржу немогууук😅😅😅😅😅😅
Took youtube 9 months to finally show me this piece of gold.
The wowcrendor homage!
This brought a few memories...both TT and x)
That last one hurt. Too real. 😭
The "Go" Guy got me good thats the most relatable one.
There needs to be a LoS guy aswell tho .
Theres always that one guy spam typing LoS even while the party is Drinking between pulls.
the go guy made me lmao
The go go go guy... in the cemetery lol
Damn even made the go guy be a shaman what a man of culture
The "Go-er" reminds me of myself when playing warlock, after I fully drained my healer's mana with Life Tap xD
Backing into things is all the things :P I stand by my commitment to carrying this tradition :D
The "go" bit is accurate but you haven't known true anguish than having a tank in your party yelling at the dps "go"...
Gives me the willies every time.
I barely played dungeons but this is pure commedy
The go guy was my favorite part
Omg these are awesome
Bold of you to assume I could ever even get a group together
Every single second is pure reality 😂
I lived every situation more than once.
Helpful priest drives me nuts! Or the fearing locks lol
I tend to save my Fear cast for the last second of a pull, when I know there's going to be a wipe, in a Jimmy Cagney "Top of the World ma!" moment.
If the feces is going to hit the fan, then it better f'ing be knocked off the file cabinet to boot!
@@CosmicCleric That is acceptable lol
The go at the spirit healer killed me
I was guilty of the helpful priest when I was starting out. I've learned my lesson.
The return of Crendor's go guy
haha relate here "i got dinner to serve" hahaha
Hahaha the Ninja looter bit had me rolling
As a hunter, I feel personally attacked. 😜
Hunter weapon! :p
imagine a warrior ninja loots an epic bow
Warriors are worse
INatalkaI yea should have been a rogue xddd
everything is hunter gear :D
Great work!
love the go guy reference
examples:
dungeon leader who invites you and then suddenly has to leave
and group wipes on final boss but kills it and you get the item but they all suddenly have to go and there's pats
The go guy has finally returned
What a nice, and old, reference
So accurate I'm ded.
how can 200+ people not like this? it's the best wow content out there.
I'm usually the GO-guy on my rogue 😂😂
Damn, that AFK'er cracked me up! Arrghh ermahgerd..
Do every one of us a favor: immediately kick people who say "go" more than one time per dungeon.
The last one got me :)
2020 still makes me cry for most of the mentioned situations
As a holy priest i like you to put the "tank that pulls packs when healer is oom shit"
i was like: the ninja looter should be a hun... oh nvmd
everybody has been the blind man at least once
Wife aggro is another thing too
the afker + dinner part is way, way, WAY too accurate, to the point where it triggers me xD
0:45 I remember playing in the original classic and this Krol Blade dropped. We had a rogue, a hunter and me, a warrior, in the group, but the blade was looted by a mage who rolled a 98 on need
Ah, that "gtg, dinner is ready"...
"Gotta go my kids woke up"
The fucking go-guy killed me. Ultra realistic
Too real, much PTSD
Go go go !!!
Great video.
This video was just uploaded / I got the notification when I was in gnome with an afk-ler :D
Dinner's ready lol
Haha wie geil😊👍👍
Ah the good ol crendor go bit
Had me rolling :)
People on my server publicly list and shame ninja looters. Its like anyone who ninjas gets thrown in the trade chat stockades for 2 hours.
THE GO GUY!
I remember all that pain... It was awesome, but not anymore o)
Original wowcrendor content right there