Can I Beat Borderlands 2 WITHOUT ITEMS!?
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- Опубликовано: 4 фев 2023
- I did it again and I regret everything
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"Out Foxing The Fox" "Zazie" "Magistar" "Hiding Your Reality" "Beauty Flow" "Bleeping Demo" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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I started my adventure by picking the only Axton head, and following claptrap to his house. For once I’m actually going to hold onto the starting items, because despite the fact that touching them gives me mild panic attacks, Marcus could probably find a use for them, and I like having dollars.
There’s a decent bit of game that I need to play before I play the game. I went to digistruct peak and completed the most difficult mission in the game that involves pressing a single button to open a door, and I got to level 3. After that I went to fight for sanctuary, sat through 52 years of cutscene, and then let Mordecai kill some guys for XP. This doesn’t mean I like Mordecai, alright? He’s useful here and here alone. With the help of Mordecai I got to level 5. I could have kept going, but I didn’t want to give Mordecai the satisfaction, also I only needed enough XP to unlock the turret to make killing knuckledragger a little less oh my god wow yeah that was the easiest in the world.
My turret cleared out Liarsberg with less than no effort, and I saved Hammerlock, who should honestly be embarrassed that he couldn’t fight off those bandits when I, a naked man with a robot gun, did.
Claptrap led me to a group of bandits, and it became pretty clear that this challenge is just going to turn into turret only without a shield. So to try to disprove that I ran into the next group of bandits turretless and it went way better than it should have and I still have no idea why that worked out.
Can you guess how Boom Boom went? Bad. The second time I somehow got a second wind on boom, and then barely got a second wind on Boom.
Can you guess how Flynt went? Well I threw in my turret and left the arena, and then the second I went back into the arena I died, so not great. I’d say not great. This time I decided to stay outside of the arena and still managed to die! Well I killed Flynt and got a second wind, so it worked out.
I tried to get to Sanctuary, but they said no, so I asked nicely and they let me in. After that, Jessup opened the gate in record time, which means this is going to be a good run. Then I decided fuck struggling, I’m gonna use my autohotkey script to farm fight for sanctuary up to level 22. If you don’t like that I did that, don’t worry. There’s a solution. (Close browser)
Time to get Lilith! This time I didn’t go with my standard strategy of hiding and letting her deal with it. That’s a lie, I still did.
Turns out Frau got stolen by the Bloodshots like a dumb little stupid little dumb dumb, and it’s my job to go rescue him because Lilith is too much of a to do it herself, and she likes my vibe I guess.
To get to the Bloodshots I have to take on the dreaded car section, which might be the most difficult part of the run. Just kidding, I’m 10 levels overleveled and cars aren’t items. Bye Badmaw!
The Bloodshot stronghold only has 2 sections where you have to kill anything, so I easily ran past the enemies and made it to Frau. (dies) I said I easily ran past them and (dies) I easily (dies) I (dies), (dies) Ok, is that the last (dies) of course not. Ok, I difficultly ran past them and made it to Frau. Who got stolen again like a dumb little stupid little dumb dumb. If the bloodshots were that bad, I can only imagine how bad this is going to be. Uhh, really easy. I only died once. And then the turret killed the Warden in like 5 seconds. Nice!
Oh boy, time for a Mordecai mission! I met Tina, Tina’s bombs got stolen, gotta get bombs. (dies) Off to a good start. Slight problem! Tina’s bombs are guarded by bandits with guns that shoot bullets, and bullets hurt my feelings. Somehow I managed to ignore their insulting bullets and get the bombs without catching the big sad, also known as death.
With the bombs, I hijacked the train, using the loosest possible definition of the word hijack, which means it’s time to kill Wilhelm, and by that I mean it’s time for my turret to kill Wilhelm, which it did with less than no effort.
Hey, that’s a funny lookin power core. Uhh… whoops.
Honestly, this whole section is lame. Let’s fast forward. I ran through the fridge as fast as possible, I ran through the outwash station as fast as possible, and I tried to kill the thresher as fast as possible, but my turret decided that a random enemy halfway across the planet was a more important target, leading to an emotional rollercoaster of a fight. Then Overlook happened. Yeah who gives a. I made it back to sanctuary! 
Игры
You can actually take gearless Axton all the way to OP10 as it has been done before by Joltzdude139
Joltz did Gunless Axton, not Gearless Axton
@@miqueagul my bad I thought he did gearless, should’ve double checked before I posted
@@skiippo it's okay, bud. The Internet is a forgiving place...
@@TrialBySquiresometimes lol
cant wait to see the 4 hour turret boss cheese 100x sped up with funny jokes
Since when did you play borderlands
Hey i am a subscriber
Borderlands AND phantom forces?
This is the last place I was expecting to see ya. You have a good taste in gaming
@@perhaps2267 i play borderlands 2 and 3 quite a bit
Reuls are meant to be mispelled
rools
Puts the stenky on em
@@Sketchisawesome who is that strange orange man in your pfp
8:16 that was the best fight for your life ragdoll i've ever seen.
worth the rewind & then some, that kind of fall out doesn't happen every day! axton has left the what the f*ck building
What I like about this video is that it has borderlands in it and it is a video.
comment of the f*ing week!
I'm starting to think you're just a masochist, and completing these impossible challenge runs is how you torture (pleasure) yourself
That's why i started to watch his channel ngl!
I recommend watching JoltzDude139, who has done gearless Axton (to OP10) and gearless Gaige.
This vid is just pussy shite
@@user-my2sr2jq4m No, Joltz did GUNLESS Axton. Big difference
You know it's a good day when Miqueagel makes a premiere on your bday
Thank you Miqueagel for hearting my comment
Literally walking around my house waiting for this to start! Snacks ready lol
00:15 when you finish your essay and see you need to increase your word count.
I like this guys sense of humour, sort of dry without stupid screaming or shouting to be funny
Fun fact: Jessup is supposed to open the door straight away after being told to but because the game is from 2013 and computers have gone a lot better. If your game runs on more than 30 or 60 fps, Jessup's ai will break because your game is running too fast and he'll need to catch up so to speak
My laptop is from 2008 and he still has to catch up.
I always thought he waited for the moonshot barrage to finish
this is f-ing awesome, very glad you're still doing borderlands videos, you take the style of the p*ssed off gamer to an entire new level light years beyond anybody else, bring on part 2 of this sh*t!!!
Babe wake up, new Miqueagul video.
Miqueagul you fool, why didn't you use the fastball in this gearless run?
Ah shucks how could I be so naïve
Bros gonna be torturing himself
I'm so glad I found your content, I had no idea there was a cool borderlands community and I hope your channel does well cause I'm really enjoying your pain ❤️
look up joltzdude139 and killersix
Love this stuff!!
this will be premiered on my birthday yay!
Bros a menace
Awww man I was excited to watch this but then I got super confused by the rules…. Can you explain them again but more slowly???
😂
Yo, what was the name of Fred Flintstone’s wife???
Frau Roland got dumped by her boy friend…
just a pro tip if you set your fps to 30 jessup opens the door in like 2-3 seconds
Yooo this is my suggestion!!! So fucking hyped
this do be looking funnay
Alright....I'm diggin it. I gotta catch up on your content lol sssssinbbed
I'm proud your spelling is getting better
maybe one day he will win a spelling be
So fun fact: bloodwing is easy as fuck to cheese. You need to jump as soon as you land and just keep moving. For some reason bloodwing breaks if you're in the air. I found this out via youtuber Spuddycube's challenge runs
So I only actually found out recently that the Switch edition of BL2 has a slight bonus because it always runs at capped 30FPS, which makes Jessup open the gate at record speed as long as you don't talk to him.
Course, that's the ONLY bonus it gets, because most of the other glitches can be done elsewhere
having your frames above 30 breaks some things with the game since it's physics engine was meant to run at 30fps, the "claptrap stuck at the elevator" glitch is an example that can be fixed by lowering your fps cap to 30 for a sec. Private Jessup needs your frames to be at 30 before he's actually prompted I think, so it's a choice between taking the extra time or having your game look like shit for a minute. which is weird. this is also why items can fly really far when dropped if your fps is really high
Wait what slots are items slots for items that you item in the item for items? Items.
2 ads? Id watch through 20 if I had to!!! Love you mig mig 💙
Can you do a tutorial on fight for sanctuary xp script?
Poor Mordekai :-(
You last 5 minutes??? Lucky boy
I'm doing an Axton run, too.
I asked myself "Could someone who's only played CoD play this like CoD?"
-No Action Skill
-No level-ups
-No shields
-Dahl weapons preferred
I'm having difficulty
You think you could?
If you haven't already.
don't wanna stress but that 6 months on the i life all games is coming up.....
This man really went with warriwere instead of were-rior. Man...
what would be the best character for gearless? would it be krieg?
Yeah Krieg is by far the best. Zer0 might be the second best, but I haven't tried him yet
@@miqueagul ok i thought so with release the beast it would be the best, deception would be good dhe to the melee bonus and you can run past enemies. Thanks for clarifying
Can you beat Borderlands 2 looking only at the ground (you can look up to use doors but that’s it)
wererrior
this run is really fun, you can push this to op10 if ur committed enough, joltz did it.
Joltz did that for gunless, not gearless. Gearless OP10 sounds pretty impossible
Can you beat Borderlands 2 if:
With each new weapon you can shoot
- 7 rounds from a sniper rifle
- From a regular rifle 85 rounds
- 30 rounds from a shotgun
- From a pistol 49 rounds
- 5 shots from a grenade launcher
- Each new grenade (even a regular one) can only be thrown 4 times
After the specified number of shots is fired, the weapon is thrown away, but:
- No skill points
- No melee
- No cars (But you can ride in them. You can't shoot)
- No backpack. All weapons are only in weapon slots
- The infinity pistol seems to be firing too. Everything is strictly according to the rules
If it's too easy, you can increase the difficulty level or reduce the number of rounds
Im confused, why does he call Roland Frow?
Because
I don’t think he likes Mordecai
My thing says six hours ago but apparently people were on this four days ago
Hear me out. Beat every borderlands game in order without gear
Without dying
Ruels
Were-ior
Axton=🔥🔥🔥🔥👿👿👿
fr fr fr
Why do you hate Mordekai?
Is Axton op???
Honestly gearless krieg normal mode would probably be more interesting since you are more in danger.
I also did gearless Krieg, and you're not wrong
If you cap your frames at 30fps and then talk to jessup he will open the door a lot quicker
4x spawn krieg
the saturn skip? yk you can just... run by him right? he will jump down then you go up
Yeah and then I have to run past a bunch of gun loaders, RPG loaders, exploaders and the badass constructor. I'm skipping more than just Saturn.
@@miqueagulah that’s fair, I have killed Saturn a grand total of once and I’ve always just sprinted and used my action skill to keep my health up
beat it with only thebackwards (S) key and mouse1.
I need to learn how to make scripts
You should try Borderlands 2 as Maya but can't use action skill
Okay I need to know. Why does this guy hate Mordy so much? He's my favourite character in the series.
Stupid bird-man does nothing useful the whole game
@@CatNigga The same could be said for most characters. At least he went and FOUND a claptrap upgrade, else the wall would be impenetrable. Never mind the fact that no one brings up that Brick's Slabs could just fly us in with Buzzards.
@@cerberus6400 Brick punches things, advances the plot.
Roland gets kidnapped, advances the plot.
Lilith charges the vault key, advances the plot.
What does Mordecai do? He LOSES the Claptrap upgrade, like an idiot. Then, he makes you go through the Preserve, like an asshole. And THEN, as if that wasn't enough, he steals your second winds. 0/10 character.
Finally someone who gets it
@@CatNigga But him losing the upgrade that otherwise would never have been obtained still advances the plot? Lilith gets kidnapped and advances the plot. Roland dies and advances the plot. Brick also has stolen second winds as has Lilith.
I have another challenge for you: play as maya and use no items and you only get 1 life and if you die you restart the whole thing.
no
Are you ready to truly lose what sanity you still have on part 2? Join us next time on dragon ball Z!!!
Run entirely based on using turret: doesnt get the skill that doubles the turret's health.
Yeah only used all the skills that boost the turret's damage. Silly me
@@miqueagul In nvhm it probably is better to boost damage, but in tvhm longbow nuke is probably the way to go most of the time.
NEW CHALLENGE.
Melee only run.
*Using Maya.*
Yeah but what about gearless , no skill points?
He used the fastball?
No?
Love your content, I should've done a timestamp. I must be trippin
5min is quite impressive actually
So Miqueagul hates Mordecai, and Gasmask hates Lilith, we just need to find another Borderlands youtuber who does ridiculous challenges so they can hate Brick, and the trinity will be completed.
No one hates Brick. Impossible
How did you get past the part where you need to wake Mordecai? That one seems almost impossible to do, although I don't play axton, so I don't know his skill tree.
I stabbed a firemelon
@@miqueagul ..... How can I be that stupid lmaoooo
you can last 5minutes? i can barely last 3seconds
change fps to 60 when jessup is opening the door bro he opens it slow because of unlimited fps setting
Gunless Maya? You can use nades, class mods, shields and relics. Just not guns.
6:04
I think youtube shadowbanned you because i don't get your notification until days after you upload
Nah, that's just youtube being youtube
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The Pokemon challange: Use other players giving them specific commands to deal with your oponents, otherwise your just a no items nerd (or maybe maya with revive phaslock). grab a 'friend' or multiple for multpile unique pokemon
Gonna have to disagree, Mordecai is also helpful when he is providing cover fire in Beast Mode post-Animal Sanctuary. Great for players that want some loot and some experience while Mordy one shots everything…even though it makes no sense how a sniper can suddenly one shot an enemy especially super badass stalkers unless he has an OP 10 sniper on his NPC character but free XP and loot is always good 🤷🏻
It's because guns get stronger the angrier you are. That's just science!
Joltz took gunless Axton up to OP10
This is gearless Axton. Not gunless
No you can’t.
I'm a bl2 nerd
6:40 bro used a grenade???????
A stock grenade. You can use grenades without having items equiped.
who tf has friends that still play borderlands
The ads every 6 seconds made this unwatchable.
Probably