Ranking Every Aphrodisiac Food (feat. Lie Detector Test) | Ranked With Babish
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
- Today, on this provocative episode of Ranking, we're ranking every aphrodisiac with the help of a polygraph test... and seeing whether or not it can tell if these dishes "work."
For recipes and more, visit www.babi.sh
Get the new Basics with Babish Cookbook on Amazon: www.amazon.com...
Babish Cookware on Amazon: bit.ly/babishstore
My playlist of preferred cooking tunes, Bangers with Babish!
spoti.fi/2TYXmiY
BCU TikTok: bit.ly/2PLtohe
Binging With Babish Website: bit.ly/BingingB...
Basics With Babish Website: bit.ly/BasicsWi...
BCU Discord: bit.ly/3ALFRnY
Patreon: bit.ly/BingingP...
Instagram: bit.ly/BabishIn...
Subreddit: bit.ly/3mkNpp6
Facebook: bit.ly/BabishFa...
Twitter: bit.ly/BabishTw...
Feed him gatorwine and do it again. Compare and contrast.
gatorwine is, as we all know, the most potent love-making concoction known to man
@@lavoru Skinny dip in the Gatorwine pool
Gatorwine alone gets a 10
you beat me to the comment section.. lol... GatorWine!!!
Bricked up with Babish
Only available at Bed and Babish
Crying from this comment rn
@@FlanimationStudios… banging with babish
Bricked up with babish is craaaazy 😂😂😂
Oh it’s innnnnnnsaneeee! 😂 No chill to be fouuunndd!
I think the ultimate takeaway from 90% of afrodisiac foods is that the nice fancy dinner is 90% the cause of it.
The presentation, cost, location, company and time are all major influencing variables.
Now he should take all these ingredients and try to put together a meal. The Sexiest Meal on Earth.
Chopped style!
Surprised kinda that they didn't do this
@@abigaylegeiselLike take all the ingredients and make them like a chopped cheese?
As long as it's paired with gatorwine
@@ModishShrink no, chopped the TV cooking competition😂
@@ModishShrink yes to gatorwine!
I would like to strike the asparagus as a false positive, clearly Babish was turned on by the sight of Dan eating the chocolate covered strawberry.
"Did that artichoke arouse you?" Never thought I would ever hear that lol
If it doesn't arouse you, you're using the artichoke wrong. Don't ask how I know 😳
Then you’ve never seen an artichoke
I love how serious the Polygraph man looked in the intro. That's dedication to the bit.
He basically brings to the table everything that the mortician did in that one episode of Always Sunny. A real cretin.
Thank you, Dan.
He understood the assignment throughout the video, great addition.
“Professional polygraph examiner” rings the same as “professional coin flip caller”, knowing their failure and inaccuracy rate.
Probably the reason he did it, for plausible deniability
Plus you could just ask "is it harder?"
100% There's only 19 states in the US that allow polygraphs in court cases and 4 of those allow one party to disagree with them being admitted.
remind me to never invite you to my polygraph parties.
One of the main reasons why lie detectors are not always accurate is that the physiological factors they measure, such as arousal, can be influenced by various other stimuli. One potential alternative to asking questions during a polygraph test is to solely rely on the data recorded by the polygraph while comparing it to baseline readings taken before and after the individual experiences arousal. This approach could potentially be accepted by most people without revealing the specifics of obtaining the baseline readings.
ok I gotta say I respect so much that the lie detector reader is 100% sticking to the bit with a straight face
How was “Gatorwine” not included?!? 🤯💀
It probably would've gotten an immediate 10 😏
There isnt need to use pseudoscience to test things that are easily proven with observation 😂
It would probably cause the machine to immediately combust 😂
Gatorwine makes all the Florida man babies
THIS
That guy looks EXACTLY like a Polygraph tester, like if I was asked to draw one, it'd look almost exactly like him.
He used to be the polygraph test guy for the Steve Wilkos show.
@@bear_trap107 homestuck
Please draw him kissing babishka
If I was asked to draw a polygraph tester, I would try to draw what looks exactly like him, but he'd look more like an amorphous blob.
Getting freaky with babish
Also why??
What if babish culinary universe was called babish freaky universe and instead of babish cooking we saw babish getting freaky
Tf@@johnsmith-jq1uc
@@johnsmith-jq1uc if that happens, I'm not sure if I would stay subscribed to him or unsubscribe.
@@ashleyr6809 I'm gonna join his membership😈
I think Dan was cracking me up more than anything, perfect comedy straight-man.
TRUE
Crazy because im sure that's the same polygraph examiner as the one on Steve wilkos
Perfect foil for Babish’s naturally comedic personality. You couldn’t cast this video any better 😂
15:52 you have to give props to the guy, you could not have had a better "expert guest" on
"I hope this asparagus doesn't awaken something in me..."
“I’m a happy camper, but what about my peantis” caught me so off guard
Warning: do not attempt to watch while at work in a quiet office. You may start laughing uncontrollably and then have to explain to your coworkers that you are laughing because a man was aroused after eating figs...
Oh, I definitely owe my neighbors an apology, I was *cackling* before I remembered it's not even 9 am and we have a shared wall. 😂
Now make a meal using ONLY aphrodisiacs
How they let Tiger Pepper coast by without a 'shaft is hotter than the tip' joke is beyond me.
fun fact: polygraphs are inadmissible in court because they're extremely unreliable. I assumed they were just going to use it to measure how physically aroused he was, because that's sort of what they measure. Though we should also point out that being physically aroused doesn't necessarily mean you're sexually aroused.
A commenter above you said 19 states do allow it in court, which is terrifying to me. Current accuracy claims vary from 88% to 95%, but those results come from extreme bias. If your entire career relies on the efficacy of polygraph tests, of course you'll claim it's highly accurate. No Bigfoot hunter will ever admit to being a total failure; they always find their "evidence". Scientific tests have concluded accuracy is hardly better than flipping a coin, and is even worse when testing neurodivergent subjects.
I often wonder how many hundreds or thousands of innocent people had their lives ruined by polygraph tests, or how many criminals walked free. These fake tests can and will give jurors a false sense of confidence.
@@drengr2759 I was thinking of my own country, but yeah.
Polygraphs are inadmissible in court becuase they ARE reliable. Just think how many lawyers and prosecutors would be out of work if a suspect was polygraphed? No more political show trials, no more endless reporting about systemic racism in the courts, etc, etc.
So if you are not guilty, you would take the polygraph. If you were guilty, you wouldn't, and the jury would figure that out really fast.
@drengr2759 A polygraph is only admissible in court *if both parties, the defense and prosecution, agree to it*
15:31 is the most unhinged thing I’ve ever seen
You can tell while he's biting even Dan is trying to contain himself, but on the cut back his stone cold expression sells it.
The lights switching off and the tense music along with the deadpan polygraph administrator never stopped being funny. 😆
Okay, so I am just reading the subtitles and something about seeing “arter chokes” and “they’ll grease your weasel” in the same few seconds without tonal context is entertaining
1:27 crucial mistake here, see i was busy picturing babish in a silk robe for 30 minutes and i didn't even pay attention to the video
I glanced at the thumbnail and thought it was a VSauce video until I saw the channel name
"Hey, B-Sauce! Babish here!"
It's like carcinization for RUclipsrs, they independently evolve towards the same archetype.
@@ElijsDima so Vsauce is a crab?
always has been
22:20 babish: talks abt hair plugs
the camera: goes directly to his shiny bald head 😂
15:35 had me rolling 😭
Dan the polygraph man easily the most arousing aspect of this video. What an absolute legend.
The question right after a bite of chocolate strawberry broke me. Glad to see it broke Babish too
Edit: I also appreciate all the euphemisms Babish used throughout the video. "It did not get my twelve men angry," was my personal favorite.
That was a legitimately clever line!
My favorite was, "It did not get my twelve men angry."😂
𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀ing with babish
Babish busting out words like "psychosomatic" is what does it for me
so you're into vocababishulary the way Babish is into being watched?
@@lexinwonderland5741Haha! I'm just saying, I'd prefer that to asparagus 😆
The way you laughed after he asked you if the figs aroused you probably set off the respiration monitor around your chest and abdomen. I'd consider it a false positive.
.......or nervous laughter......
I think the vein bulging out of Andrew’s head after the oyster belies the poly test. I think he really liked that stimulant of the sea
15:32 This part absolutely killed me, I was not ready for that question with that delivery LOL
BAHAHAHA "Grease your weasel"?!?
I've never heard that before, but now it's my new favorite euphemism for getting ya going. Freaking comedy gold!
Personally a fan of puts lead in my pencil
Aphrodisiacs? On my Christian Minecraft server?
This isn't Minecraft? 🤨
@@ashleyr6809 it's a joke
@@ashleyr6809holy cow how can you go through life as painfully unaware as you are???
@@ashleyr6809 I like how you questioned the minecraft part instead of the christian part LOL
@SarahAbramova his comment was also a joke
That ending thumbnail at 30:44 is a certified Hard Image
I'm excited to see and will return to confirm lol.
Edit : hard af.
True
Almost clicked off the second I saw the lie detector test, but decided to read the comments first. They did not disappoint lol.
0:30 in im already laughing
*shaking head* “That’s false.”
Best line of the video!
I submit, for your consideration, the line "I wasn't prepared for this. *turns to polygraph expert* I wasn't ready for you." as a candidate for the best line of the episode? 😂🤣
Or even "I'm not gunna take all of it. I'm gunna take a sizeable amount of it." 😅
Or I'm a happy camper, but....
so this is not the video i expected to see in my feed today
I'm dead with the guy biting into the strawberry!🤣🤣🤣
honestly the one thing this video shows best is that polygraph tests are unreliable.
Fun fact! Polygraph tests and their results are inadmissible as court evidence ! :D mostly because theyre unreliable lol
Yeah, and being used in this context opposed to in a police questioning. Also The fact that said things eaten could very well affect the vitals that the poly reads or even placebo effects.
How long til we see a Babish OnlyPans? 👀
23:46 I would bet that pecans were left out of this, because they are a new world product. Most of these aphrodisiacs were named such thousands of years ago, by the ancient peoples in and around the Mediterranean.
But avocados, chocolate, strawberries and other things are new world too
Actually strawberries grew natively in Europe @mouthwaterin
i would imagine a number of the new world products were considered lavish things, therefore might've had aphrodisiac properties applied to them by those who consumed them.
@@mouthwaterinchocolate was originally created by the aztecs though
What if instead of Andrew Rea his name was Andrew Freak and he got freaky?
Yes
Andrew (F)Rea(K)
Banish could’ve only thought of the idea for this video after drinking gator wine lol
21:12 nightshade family aren’t mushrooms, rather tomato’s,eggplant, peppers, gooseberry and even flowers
Put them all into a blender and see what happens when you eat it 😂😂😂
E X P A N D D O N G
INSTANT BRICK!!!!
@@mouthwaterin *Instantaneous Brickage*
noo the peanits will explord 😭😭
Okay- the strawberry/asparagus bit from the polygraph dude really won me over. Love him, hahaha
Best lie detector scenes:
Superman where the baseline questions were, "Are you Clark Kent? Are you Superman?"
and of course the simpsons, "victoria secret catalog....sears catalog"
This is incredible haha
i think he may be running out of ideas but yeah have to agree
Can't believe Nick's comment only got 22 likes in two days??? Here you go sweetie I'll give you another one, hope you make it big 💕
We all know it's not that much work Andrew.......just bust out da gatorwine!
Very unscientific, also very funny so I'll give it a pass.
"Like arugula without the personality: Flat. Bitter. Green." Sounds like an extra verse to the Grinch song.
Gotta respect Dan for not throwing Babish under the bus on that sincere final statement.
The polygraph test doesn't detect lies, it detects stress. Courts that use this on suspects and companies that use this on new hires are using psuedoscience.
It's fine for entertainment, of course.
I want to see the pitch meeting for this episode.
You know this video is off its rocker when the lie detector says it's one of the weirder things he's done
Should've saved this video idea for Valentines day 😂
My completely unscientific opinion on this would be:
Spicy foods, „gets your blood boiling“, releases hormones towards pain which can be similar to those released when having intercourse.
Bitter/Sour, excite the mind, similar to white wine that make your senses more open to input
Sweet/umami relaxes the mind and releases happy hormones that make you more comfortable
The efficacy of lie detectors is so low that cases that allowed them as evidence of a defendents guilt can now be challenged in most state's higher courts.
However, this may be garbage in, it is still Babish out, so I'm here for it.
Maybe should have filmed this on a day where babish was not completely and utterly bricked
bro the body has to digest the food LOL
First - this is amazing production. 2nd I love Dan especially @ 15:38 I laughed...so. freaked. hard!!!! lolololololol - how does he keep a straight face?!
I came as soon as I saw the title
You should get that checked 😳
Ayo?
Came you say?? 🤨🤨
Lol
"That's a weird thing to come to"
I mean you need to let your body digest the food and get the potentially arousing chemicals they contain into your blood and to your brain.
"I'll do oysters"
So the aphrodisiac is already coming on strong then.
I think this video has taught me that all of my favorite foods happen to be aphrodisiacs. Which is hilarious considering I’m on the Ace spectrum.
Same same! But they're all really tasty. There's not a single food I've seen here that I'm not already keen on
Things like asparagus & artichokes are partly the minerals & nutrients in them, but mostly sexy in how they're consumed. Slathered with butter, getting your skin lickably oily as you eat them with your fingers.
Plus I've generally found that people with higher interest in food, tend to be sensualists & have greater appetites...elsewhere.
Lead in my pencil..... Dude that hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Im surprised at how many negative comments there are. Keep doing you babby. You deserve all the fun in the world.
15:35 Might have been impossible to stay composed here hahahahah
Adding “grease your weasel” to my cache of phrases.
Examiner under hot lamps is slightly intimidating lol. But, yes, polygraphs aren't reliable, but used like this ARE fun at least
That was hilarious when Dan was eating the chocolate covered strawberry and asked if the asparagus made you horney. 😅
Dan looks like a presidental candidate from the 1960s
Release the bloopers/outtakes from this video!
I love how seriously Dan asks the question, "Are you aroused?", "Did that artichoke arouse you?", etc. It's just great.
16:40 the plot twist please 😭😭😭😭
Couldn’t stop laughing 🤣
This video was brilliant! Loved everything about it. You're DP needs a raise for that lighting setup! Bravo, folks!
If it lasts longer than four hours, make sure you go see a doctor
Got some new innuendos and such to add to my repertoire. Didn't expect that from this channel.
I’m all here for the chaos energy of this video
The Polygraph was a hilarious bit 😂 Such a fun video.
Also, you smoke?! That was a surprise 😅
"They make soap and chocolate" so does Dove lol
The two Doves are not the same company
@@KaitouKaiju it's a joke
0:02 help why does he look so serious here
My life is like a video game
@@furiousdestroyer2.050 trying hard to beat the stage
@@chertiall while im still collecting coins (I think)
Check the tutorial
He always doesss
“I love it when theres salt in it”
Of course he does he’s the king of Kosher salt
The lie detector operator keeping a straight face throughout was a feat of professionalism.
Dan the Lie Detectorist understood the assignment beautifully.
"Sorry you have to watch"
You and me both, Andrew. You.. and me... both...
I recall reading a study years ago that certain scents were considered arousing. Vanilla, chocolate, cinnamon, and of all things cucumber, were the main ones. Men and women responded quite differently, I remember, though not which for which.
idk why but i laughed when he said sorry for being slightly aroused by the tiger skin pepper 😂
Andrew: "Yes! Artichoke me, daddy!"
Polygraphs are the same as tarot cards. Mostly for entertainment purposes and not legitimate in what they claim
15:31 i can't
These ranking videos, by far, one of my favorite series of episodes I have watched in a while. Keep up the great work!
Bricked Up with Babish
I just can't stop laughing and putting a meal and dessert plan together for a romantic rendezvous!
"I'll do oysters."
Phrasing...
This is probably my favorite Babish episode ever!!!! I’m f@&$king dying here!! 😂😂😂😂