The Final Full Day of Donald Trump’s Presidency
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- Опубликовано: 18 янв 2021
- Jimmy breaks down the final full day of the Trump presidency, and talks about all the campaign promises he made and didn’t keep, the 100 pardons Trump is expected to give out, Joe Exotic hoping to be on the list, whether or not all of this was worth it for Donald Trump, Mike Pence planning to attend Biden’s inauguration instead of Trump’s farewell party, Tiffany Trump’s perfectly timed engagement, discovering Rudy Giuliani voted with a provisional ballot after months of discrediting them, and Jimmy looks into his crystal ball to see what the future holds for the members of the Trump administration.
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He's inviting people he fired because he thinks this is a wrap for a reality show and now it's time for everyone to come back for the reunion.
That's so absurd, stupid and ridiculous that I'd bet it's true. Fits right in.
Too funny!!!
Ok please reunite with ur chinese brothers and encourage them to not to remain indulge in espionage and IP theft. After Biden's rule world would only be able to request China as eye for an eye option will vanish soon.
What would be the title ?
@@adamjson2052 You should be telling that to Trump because he sure loves the dictator of China, here's just a couple of things he's said about him!:
- "And I like President Xi a lot. I consider him a very good friend, and - but I like him a lot. I’ve gotten to know him very well. He’s a strong gentleman, right? Anybody that - he’s a strong guy, tough guy.” (June 30, 2019)
- “I had President Xi, who’s a good friend of mine, who’s a very, very good man.” (April 12, 2018)
- “President Xi, who is a very strong man, I call him King, he said, ‘But I am not King, I am president.’ I said, ‘No, you’re president for life and therefore, you’re King.’ He said, ‘Huh. Huh.’ He liked that.” (April 2, 2019)
The last 4 years have been like a real life telenovela 💁🏽♂️
More like bad taste comedy (noir fiction)
@@sandrayepes7779 Haha well that's true jajajaja
Wasnt that bad I think his downfall was COVID 19 and 2020 he just went full bonkers
Horror movie/psychological thriller is more like it.
Almost, he just needed to be attractive and have a few mistresses 🤣
Bravo Jimmy Kimmel! The last 30seconds were amazing. Thank you for saying out loud what we are all thinking.
Sooooooooo GOOOOOD, Jimmy! This should get you that Nobel Award for Comedy that Donald so desperately wanted! Thanks for a barrel of laughs!!
That wasn't for comedy that Trump wanted the award for.
It was the SAG AWARD for best tv show Trump wanted the SAG award because he felt his show (the Apprentice) was the best out of all the other shows.
The SAG officials didn't agree!
"It's the end of an error" I like this line.
Me too, i loved the nuance
@Teri Ratzsch absolutely my human!
@Teri Ratzsch - Oooh, Perfect!
It’s very appropriate!!
Carlos Morales Trump tried to start Wars- He’s even inept there: America, Iran, curds/Turkish board. Got our troops in Iraq bombed/concussions, not headaches.
i have never once in 4 years referred to that man as President anything...he's always just been Trump
Velveeta Voldemort, lower case t, Cheetoh Czar, trumpy, trumplethinskin, have used them all.
Welcome to the club haha
I agree, the only nice thing I ever called him is tRump...
I have never said president and I don't even capitalize the T for trump....You wouldn't believe the names my spell check says when I just type trum
Agolf Twittler
Thank you Jimmy for making these years bearable with your humor, the end to a horrible bad movie we were in. Thank god no reruns. 🤦🏻♀️
Brilliant. Thank you Jimmy i haven’t laughed like that in a while.
Congratulations Americans, the adults are about to take charge. Best wishes from Australia 🇦🇺😷
Thank you!
Thank you.
Thank you😆😆😂
Australia has a far right prime minister.
That was 4 years of pure pain
The last 4 years felt like the longest decade of my life ;-)
Proverb, “You are not a criminal, you don’t need a pardon.”
Me too
@@atpnguyen1442 another one " Its easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled"
Tell me about it. I spent these entire 4 years in college.
Especially the last 10 months. 🤦🏻♀️
Jimmy - thanks for making me laugh 😂 love the bit sending DT off to Mars 🚀
"He is a worker! He doesn't drink alcohol, he stays up late, and he watches all the shows!" 😂 oh my god, do these people hear themselves????
She thought she was supporting Dump😂🤣😂🤣
The whole “he’s not accepting a salary!” tickled me too.
Took him a long time to donate that salary then of course he heads up the tax payer every time he hits the links.
MCMLXIXwasagoodyear Nope- they don’t.
theQuestion626 Who needs a paycheck when you control the checkbook, and the expense account is tax deductible.
Hillary Clintons emails had proof of child trafficking. The Democrats traffick children
I’m getting ready for tomorrow. Champagne is on ice, filet steak with tarragon and mustard sauce followed by NY cheesecake for dinner to celebrate his going, and I live in Ireland. Happy days!
Sounds Excellent!! Enjoy!
Great menu selection. I didn't celebrate New Year's, but this is worth celebrating!
Address, please? I'll be right over. ; )
Tarragon on steak?! No no no. Fish or chicken but not steak! Next you'll be drinking chilled white wine with it... oh champagne too.
Send it to Gordon and get roasted.
I think I will drink some Tullamore Dew.
13 hours and 4 minutes. I am not counting. You're counting.
STOP THE COUNT!! LMAO
@@Uzzzzz786 or Keep counting, depending on what trump mob is chanting
Haha no I swear you’re counting 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is like Christmas Eve I swear
12.33 hours to go!🥂🥂🎉😷
12:25
Life is tough.... but watching this is tougher.
I think they forgot Barron and left him behind, he wasn’t seen anywhere!
He got adopted by Joe
WoW you’re right and no one missed him.
@@jonathanduplantis1403 He would definitely be better off with Joe, that’s for sure!
@@shellecapos8574 Right, he wasn’t even there when all of them got on Air Force 1, unless he was already on board or they packed him up and shipped him off in the uhaul to Florida!!
S. E. C-R Poor Baron he’s got to live with that last name- I bet, when he can, he’ll change his last name. Melania is probably gonna get on a flight outta America- she looked trashed, thinner and she can’t blink/Botox.
This has been the longest 78 days' wait ever. Thank you Jimmy for making it funny and tolerable!
So True
@Orgasm Donor im gonna watch this video 5 times
@Orgasm Donor now it's down to 2 hrs. And the orange pest is out of the House at least.
Oh my god that "where are they now" segment is incredible
I would love to see that in a series.
Completely, though now I'm going to be paranoid since I live in South Dakota.... I'm hoping he might end up like an ancient greek. A hawk drops a turtle on his head because he thinks the shine from his bald head is a sharp rock.
The music made it all the more better😁😁🤣🤣😁🤣
@@TARLEASE02 Too true! Very upbeat and made for Broadway.
Tiffany Trump wrote: "... many occasions, none more special than my engagement".
Now that is a fact.
The first President in American history to spend all day everyday watching tv and tweeting about it.. until being banned for life.
@Christoph Waltz you said it right, he WAS the president, WAS.
@Christoph Waltz lol and why am I crying for? Oh yeah I'm crying because Dumbnold Trump lost to Biden?
@Christoph Waltz BYE-DON 2020
@Christoph Waltz you do know I'm rooting for Biden right?
@Christoph Waltz yeah Dumbnold Trump won in 2016 and your point?
It’s kind of surreal like an ending of a tv show
Yeah but a real crappy TV show so nobody is sad
Don't worry by then we'll give you what you voted for that movie will be even scarier but good luck
Its Wednesday but it feels like Saturday morning.
That’s all it’s ever been to T**** a bad reality show he’s only ever been interested in ratings (and that’s show ratings not approval ratings)
Person.......woman.........man..........................camera....................................................TV 🤪😂
Don't smile because it's over, Cry because it happened
That's pure gold!
A horror story worse than anything I've ever seen or read.
@@ariellewest5024 I wonder if Biden had an exorcism at the White House. If he did, it probably took a hella long time to get it back to normal.
Donald Trump, the first president in decades that didn't start a war nor a military invasion........ Biden will fix that "error" he will invade a country probably in a month from now 😂😂
NOT OVER .... just wait
Was that "it's an end of an era" or "it's an end of an error"?
Error, obviously.
@@lilmcgill2536 yes I’m so glad we finally have an actual leader in office i’m hoping we actually get somewhere.
Yes.
well the saying is "end of an era" but the joke is that they titled it "end of an error". did u not understand that or were u like trying 2 be funny or something
@@imark7777777 yeah, screw record low unemployment and the best economy in 50 years. I want more government handouts and higher taxes!
LOVED the end song! I can dance happy dances! I feel like a boulder has been lifted off my chest! Congrats to President Biden and Vice President Harris!
The Vice Poodle is one of Jimmy’s best expressions !
Unfortunately poor Mike didn't know this man had no loyalty to him he could have been killed thank God he wasn't
Yes! I love that too!😂😂
@@missyreed1804 yes, thank God he will live to run in the next presidential race 🤮
Vice Poodle is perfect. If only the poor bastard knew T***p would turn on him in a hot second if it benefitted him.
@@foreversocal1 His campaign motto will be "Hey I served with a president who sent a mob to lynch me".
You forgot to add an "A" for conning people!
An A+ you mean
“....A for most lies ever told”!!! G-Mommie
Lmao good one
trumps aggressive growth strategy proved successful in the us economy for the american people as the figures show... : example employment rose under trump of people 24 to 54 with its first sustained rise since the 80s.:....oil? sept 2019 usa net exporter for first time in decades...many factors but under trumps watch..
....where do you go from here with biden.....the opposite direction?
At least 81 million people didn't get conned in November.... thankfully
Best monologue ever.
...except for any other...
W Jimmy u never know what is written or what is improv. THAT is great writing AND Jimmy ❤️ 🌹 GREAT w imrov. Hope he gets the Emmy💖🌹❤️
If Dumpty was drinking liquor he would pass out and we wouldn't hv had to listen or v him. That's what coke. Adderall and meth do to u at 2am 🤔😳😵👽
Jimmy kimmel? do u think Jared Kushner looks like Damien Thorn and remember he bought that property in New York with the address 666
Its all about orange man bad
@@yoi2461 Orange man gone
🤣😂🤣
He won't say Biden's name. Remember him saying that if he lost to Biden, he would have to leave the country? Don't let the door hit your backside on the way out
He can't find another country that will let him in.
Yes. I remember it well. At least he was smart enough to realize that.
His lover awaits in North Korea.
@@stopthecrazyguy9948 Not even his buddy Putin will let him in.
@@tonipolkki4728 bingo
Thank you for pulling us through this sh**. I’m in EU. The whole world is affected by this
You should stay there....please for all of us!
Can you share how the impacts are having a broader impact?
sorry from all of us, especially little Mickey Bigs, and I didn't even vote for the orange tw*t waffle!
@@TR-IRL Trump Alienated all other world leaders, and embraced and Praised Known Dictators like Putin, Bolsanaro, Erdogan, NK, Etc.! He pulled us OUT of the World Health Org. During a Worldwide Pandemic, he pulled us Out of The Paris Climate agreement during Worldwide Global warming, Etc., Etc.
we're not all like that :(
The entire section on Joe Exotic tells you everything that’s wrong with the U.S. Loved the ‘where will they be’ skit - fantastic!🤣
Haha McDonald's stock prices went up dramatically in South Florida recently. 🤣
Bed, Bath & Beyond pulled all MyPillow Products from their stores!
The company is in litigation too.
Is that true? If so, good for them.
His greatest achievement: living lavishly at the expense of the American taxpayers.
Biggest welfare recipients (don't forget his family) in the USA!!
Trump 4ever
He's a billionaire. He was living lavishly long before he was President. If you're accusing him of using tax dollars for personal use you'd be making a ridiculous claim.
If he was, we'd know, with how much he's been investigated and watched since 2016.
Not sure what you're getting at here.
Grifter in Chief!
@@messymoneyshott4043 I have paid more taxes than the president.
he didn't pardon himself and his kids, but he expanded the SS protection to his kids and grandkids, on the american taxpayers' dime
Which should end when they are all convicted and sentenced to jail
@@tanitaindelicato5649 is winning a crime?
Obama and Biden traffick children
Michelle Obama is a transgender
0:33 “battling gays in space”
So he’ll be fighting off Steven Unversed and She-Ra characters?😂
damm he watches every show and doesn't drink alcohol, how impressive lol
@@SaraMauries True but then his followers would see some other shiny object and lose interest.
@@SaraMauries But....I’m pretty sure he can’t though. Recite the alphabet
Watches every show. When did we want presidents to watch lots of tv?
@@jesperjee 😁
Every fox show that is...
One more day for him to unveil his healthcare plan he's promised veryone.
It's bleach, light and hydroxycholoquine. All of that bigly and you'll be fine.
@@dalpz205 Thought that was the covid cure he recommended to his cult.
@@CriusXI Well you know.. it's for health reasons so I'm sure in his mind that makes it an accomplishment in healthcare for all. The whole world prob.
Are the two weeks up already?
in 2 weeks it will come out promise wahaha lmao
Beetlejoe! Lmao! Get ‘m Jimmy!
Some people will leave their Mark on American History , others like Trump will just leave a STAIN !
The orange prison suit really does complement the toddler's coloring.
LOL
and his hair.
Orange suit, orange skin. If he can find an orange wall he will be invisible.
Orange man bad.
Proverb, “You are not a criminal, you don’t need a pardon.”
Simply not having the president on TV _literally every single night_ saying or doing something stupid/evil will be a huge relief.
Late Night Shows not mentioning him would also be a huge relief.
@@yvesheinrich5013 Indeed
Feels strange already
What will Fox News have to lie now?
@@aliciakerber3682 They will seek to subvert and undermine Biden. He will be smeared as a socialist.
Oh! My Jimmy! That's Ridiculously a funny ending! I couldn't stop cracke-lucken! lol
😂. The crystal ball bit was great.
A day that felt like it would never come - and was probably close to never coming.
Me:
Let Freedom Ring.
Biden will be in office soon and we'll be free of Trump.
Thank goodness.
Yeah, we will see what happens tomorrow. Anyone watch X-men? Maybe Trump will lock himself in that lead room in the white house where Nixon hid
I swear to god, if COVID didn’t happen, I guarantee you, he would’ve won a second term. I hate the fact we lost so many people, but this showed his true colors and outed him.
Unfortunately we still have to wait and see what the con does.
@Milkyway2099 I wanted to say that as well but I didn’t want come off cold as so many people died. But, yes. I believe wholeheartedly things happen for a reason and the way he handled the pandemic... unreal. I’m so glad he’s leaving.
It’s the end of an error. Brilliant.
That crystal ball segment? Magical! Jimmy, you’ve outdone yourself! It’s been a long 4 years I’m tired. Better days ahead 😊❤️🙏
You're not supposed to drink on Adderall.... Duh... lmfao 😂😆😂
"It's the End of an Error"......Yes, it is.
No,its the beggining,look at our new president!
@@rodrigocisneros3166 Trump lost. It's ok.
He doesn’t drink but appears to snort something....
He’s on something. Please don’t share.
Yes, burnt and powdered hamburgers. He snorts that. He also puts a little cocaine in his cerelac but that's a secret
Good riddance!!!!!!!!!!
Yeap, it's almost like he's been doing cocaine meth and aderol since the 80s. LOL
@@johayes7529 Adderall
It's an ADHD medication. I'm a person with ADD, and judging from a lot of trump's behaviours, i won't be surprised if he actually took it.
I remember Trump's inauguration when he said he was going to drain the
swamp....well today is the day the swamp has been emptied and he was the last
one to be sucked out!
You can identify many of the swamp creatures. They are holding pardons.
He drained the swamp and filled it up with raw sewage...
Our bitter bitter divorce has ended comically. We overturned the pre-nuptial agreement and set ourselves free.
Melania's divorce lawyer must be stretching as we speak...
She could be a witness in court one day
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Correction, Melania is being stretched by her divorce lawyer 😏
I think she's in for the long con and ride this one out
she'll gain more for herself and her son if she's a widow
He has created the need for a grade lower than “F”.
so much winning
Kimmel you are corny as hell and you are not funny....
@Theo Tilton You said it perfectly
Z
He needs to get a grade of 0%.
Trump started with “Lock her up”. Now instead it appears “Lock him up” is going to be a reality for him. Something that is striking so much fear in Trump that he has to resort to a coup by hook or by crook!
LMAO couldn't have a better end to my night. The last two minutes of this video put a smile on my face and made me laugh so hard
Is it just me or Eric and Don Jr. Look like the real life Beavis and Butthead.
So true 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Everyone has thought of that
It's not just you. Anyone familiar with Beavis and Butthead saw it right away.
THIS!!
There is a picture of them that is 100% A Night at the Roxbury..
I've been waiting for the season finale of this circus!
U mean series finale? Lol and a circus is too nice a word for these turds.
Yes...end of circus for Clown-in-Chief.
"he has a pardon hardon" lmao
That orange jump suit goes well with that orange tan.
On 21st January can everyone just ignore trump. It will damage his ego to be ignored and there are more important things to be getting on with.
I agree. He will sitting there all alone wondering where everyone is. LOL.
We already do lmao he’s named on social media except insta and yourune
apparently, he HATEs being compared to Nixon. i would love it if everyone held up peace signs with both hands while saying "I'm not a crook" everytime they see him in public.
I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen on my YT channel in tribute to the resilience of the United States of America and our next President, Joseph R. Biden. Peace and enjoy tomorrow's historic inauguration.
I Agree! I'm glad this crazy sh-t is over.. Nobody shouldn't ever talk about him ever again.. Fox News still will though..
I’m in Australia and I’ll be awake at 2am to watch the babysitter leave and an adult come back to the presidency
Cheers mate, Canada is watching too!🤗😷🇨🇦
Same here in Brizzie 😁
India too 😁
@@MystqStar you bet, and we don't even have to get up that early 😊
@@blessall4ever hahaha true that!
Twice Impeached, , former president, orange belly, Donald Jennifer trump. 😂😂
000000000000
This was a genius summary Jimmy!
Cue the HALLELUJAH Chorus! 🎶
The my pillow schmuck might have a bar or two about that
Congrats america, you're finally free from the tantrum throwing orange baby.
@@Mrwill1041 THANK GOD!!!
Thank you Jimmy. The US needs you.
lets hear jimmy mention joe biden now..... 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
"Think they'll ever see each other again?"
At one trial or another, sure...
😂
RSVP dear Donald I wont be able to attend the send as I have a previous commitment to the American people. But have a nice flight. later man ill tell them you said bye byde .oh yea? You didnt really send them to hang me didYa .
Maybe now he will become a Trumpoholic!
😂😂
IN COURT YEA
Kimmel was fantastic tonight. Brutal
Hes trash
@@theimperialfistsspacemarin3050 ×w+
So many zingers ! Mar-a-lardo :))) Great opening, and the closing...AWESOME ! Nailed it !!
@Hello David how are you doing?
@@lydiaanderson7752 fine, you?
Jimmy, you are the best. Yesssss the best. My Hearo Nr. 1
God, I nearly died laughing doing the crystal ball tour of the future with Jimmy!! What a genius way to bring the curtain down on a truly farcical and dire chapter in US political history. Thank you, Jimmy, for helping all the sane ones to stay sane!!! 😎
Watching Jimmy Kimmel has been an anchor for me for the past four years.
So true Jimmy
Love the report card.
LASt PART WITH THE STOY WAS AWESOMEM HAHAHA
It would be fantastic if the FBI was waiting for him at the airport in Florida.
@Noventa Sport may god forgive you
Or a subpoena from SDNY?
@Noventa Sport If it were suddenly reported that Trump had died right now, would anyone even believe it? It would be a whole slew of conspiracy theories. He would be really pleased by that.
Nah he’ll probably be on the federal no fly list by 8am tomorrow
I hope he's late to get to his send off, and he can't use Air Force One, and has to fly out on a WWII prop plane.
How did this happen? It feels like I just woke up from a horrible dream where a small handed orange monster was holding my friends America hostage.
Wait til he gets it back for the next four years enjoy the show
Hahahahaaaa, now you will keep dreaming with sleepy joe
Here's to the next 4 years of a coma-inducing nightmare then!
@@mb3558 says the nightmare itself
We Russians LOVE Mr Trump
Wow Jimmy this was by far the BEST ever you have done on the 🍊 A..Hole
You had me at "trump leaves office" !!!😃
Still waiting on the release of those taxes!!! Promised THAT over four years ago!!!
Sht, still waiting on that supposed trump paid investigator from Hawaii who had huge news on Obama's birth cert.
Circa 2011
And what about the wall that Mexico is going to pay for?
"he watches every show and doesn't drink alcohol" is that suppose to be a flex
Right? 🤣🤣🤣
Too bad my boss is not a Trumpsupporter
That's a flex for trump fosho
Well bleach is not alcohol.
@@Terrypics oufff burnnn
... Not now, I'm pardoning Lil Wayne
🤣🤣🤣👍🏻
“Which daughter?” “ _The one with the cankles_ “ “That’s right, her.”
"Donald Jennifer Trump" 👀... You know he heard that. 😂
One timeTrevor Noah called him Donald Jemima Trump😂
I love hearing him say that. It doesn’t get old
😂😂😂
i prefer it when i forget who said it prolly Jimmy when he said the J stood for Jackass
😂😂😂😂
Jimmy you and your staff deserve Congressional Medals of Freedom.
Your always the best Jimmy.
The Vice Poodle 🤣🤣🤣
nearly 25% of his presidency spent golfing... on our dime... can we just ship this guy to antarctica?
Send him to iran, to play golf,
Gitmo!!!!
Yeah, Greenland is a choise. Oh, wait, they dont want him either...
That’s why he pulled out of the Paris Accord! He want to ensure that environment was more acceptable!
Nope! What did Antarctica do wrong? The penguins don’t deserve this 😡😡😡
Hes a worker....Plays golf every day and watches every show at night. That sounds like a horrific workload for any man !
its cause hes so efficient he ends up finishing everything early therefore having a lot of free time on his hands
"I tried to fight the establishment, but the establishment won" Donald Trump.
Love you Jimmy
Me too!
If watching TV is hard work I haven't been paid.
Watching fox news Would be really hard work, but if forced to, we have Eyes, and Ears, and Logic, and Critical Thinking, so we can sift through the blather and recognize obfuscation. (Lies)
The "what became of" segment was Brilliant !! it was so easy to see them all end up that way. Jimmy is the best !
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this show cracks me up
Jimmy Kimmel is one of the most insane “comedians” I’ve ever seen onto.
seen on tv.
Give him another F for the "Draining the swamp" promise
Lmao yes moat him out
Yeah...it was big swamp..but he did a pretty amazing job!
They only have a few minutes for a comedy bit. You could spend all day making a list of his failing grades.
Hard to drain your self. 🤣
Hillary never went to jail; the only people who went to jail were in Don the Con's own administration.
I feel so relief and weird thing is I'm not even american.
😂
Me too.
That's not weird, that's normal.
Me:
Let Freedom Ring.
Biden will be in office soon and we'll be free of Trump.
Thank goodness.
Ditto
“He doesn’t drink alcohol” hmm... I thought that was already a requirement to be president.
Wow. Your really helpful.
Your really helping healing the country
@Hello Rob how are you doing?