The Final Full Day of Donald Trump’s Presidency
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- Jimmy breaks down the final full day of the Trump presidency, and talks about all the campaign promises he made and didn’t keep, the 100 pardons Trump is expected to give out, Joe Exotic hoping to be on the list, whether or not all of this was worth it for Donald Trump, Mike Pence planning to attend Biden’s inauguration instead of Trump’s farewell party, Tiffany Trump’s perfectly timed engagement, discovering Rudy Giuliani voted with a provisional ballot after months of discrediting them, and Jimmy looks into his crystal ball to see what the future holds for the members of the Trump administration.
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i have never once in 4 years referred to that man as President anything...he's always just been Trump
Velveeta Voldemort, lower case t, Cheetoh Czar, trumpy, trumplethinskin, have used them all.
Welcome to the club haha
I agree, the only nice thing I ever called him is tRump...
I have never said president and I don't even capitalize the T for trump....You wouldn't believe the names my spell check says when I just type trum
Agolf Twittler
He's inviting people he fired because he thinks this is a wrap for a reality show and now it's time for everyone to come back for the reunion.
That's so absurd, stupid and ridiculous that I'd bet it's true. Fits right in.
Too funny!!!
Ok please reunite with ur chinese brothers and encourage them to not to remain indulge in espionage and IP theft. After Biden's rule world would only be able to request China as eye for an eye option will vanish soon.
What would be the title ?
@@adamjson2052 You should be telling that to Trump because he sure loves the dictator of China, here's just a couple of things he's said about him!:
- "And I like President Xi a lot. I consider him a very good friend, and - but I like him a lot. I’ve gotten to know him very well. He’s a strong gentleman, right? Anybody that - he’s a strong guy, tough guy.” (June 30, 2019)
- “I had President Xi, who’s a good friend of mine, who’s a very, very good man.” (April 12, 2018)
- “President Xi, who is a very strong man, I call him King, he said, ‘But I am not King, I am president.’ I said, ‘No, you’re president for life and therefore, you’re King.’ He said, ‘Huh. Huh.’ He liked that.” (April 2, 2019)
Congratulations Americans, the adults are about to take charge. Best wishes from Australia 🇦🇺😷
Thank you!
Thank you.
Thank you😆😆😂
Australia has a far right prime minister.
That was 4 years of pure pain
Bravo Jimmy Kimmel! The last 30seconds were amazing. Thank you for saying out loud what we are all thinking.
This has been the longest 78 days' wait ever. Thank you Jimmy for making it funny and tolerable!
So True
@Orgasm Donor im gonna watch this video 5 times
@Orgasm Donor now it's down to 2 hrs. And the orange pest is out of the House at least.
He won't say Biden's name. Remember him saying that if he lost to Biden, he would have to leave the country? Don't let the door hit your backside on the way out
Yes. I remember it well. At least he was smart enough to realize that.
His lover awaits in North Korea.
@stopthecrazyguy Not even his buddy Putin will let him in.
@@tonipolkki4728 bingo
Bad
The last 4 years have been like a real life telenovela 💁🏽♂️
More like bad taste comedy (noir fiction)
@@sandrayepes7779 Haha well that's true jajajaja
Wasnt that bad I think his downfall was COVID 19 and 2020 he just went full bonkers
Horror movie/psychological thriller is more like it.
Almost, he just needed to be attractive and have a few mistresses 🤣
Thank you Jimmy for making these years bearable with your humor, the end to a horrible bad movie we were in. Thank god no reruns. 🤦🏻♀️
13 hours and 4 minutes. I am not counting. You're counting.
STOP THE COUNT!! LMAO
@@Uzzzzz786 or Keep counting, depending on what trump mob is chanting
Haha no I swear you’re counting 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is like Christmas Eve I swear
12.33 hours to go!🥂🥂🎉😷
12:25
"It's the end of an error" I like this line.
Me too, i loved the nuance
@Teri Ratzsch absolutely my human!
@Teri Ratzsch - Oooh, Perfect!
It’s very appropriate!!
Carlos Morales Trump tried to start Wars- He’s even inept there: America, Iran, curds/Turkish board. Got our troops in Iraq bombed/concussions, not headaches.
I’m getting ready for tomorrow. Champagne is on ice, filet steak with tarragon and mustard sauce followed by NY cheesecake for dinner to celebrate his going, and I live in Ireland. Happy days!
Sounds Excellent!! Enjoy!
Great menu selection. I didn't celebrate New Year's, but this is worth celebrating!
Address, please? I'll be right over. ; )
Tarragon on steak?! No no no. Fish or chicken but not steak! Next you'll be drinking chilled white wine with it... oh champagne too.
Send it to Gordon and get roasted.
I think I will drink some Tullamore Dew.
Brilliant. Thank you Jimmy i haven’t laughed like that in a while.
Don't smile because it's over, Cry because it happened
That's pure gold!
A horror story worse than anything I've ever seen or read.
@@ariellewest5024 I wonder if Biden had an exorcism at the White House. If he did, it probably took a hella long time to get it back to normal.
Donald Trump, the first president in decades that didn't start a war nor a military invasion........ Biden will fix that "error" he will invade a country probably in a month from now 😂😂
NOT OVER .... just wait
The last 4 years felt like the longest decade of my life ;-)
Proverb, “You are not a criminal, you don’t need a pardon.”
Me too
@@atpnguyen1442 another one " Its easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled"
Tell me about it. I spent these entire 4 years in college.
Especially the last 10 months. 🤦🏻♀️
It’s kind of surreal like an ending of a tv show
Yeah but a real crappy TV show so nobody is sad
Don't worry by then we'll give you what you voted for that movie will be even scarier but good luck
Its Wednesday but it feels like Saturday morning.
That’s all it’s ever been to T**** a bad reality show he’s only ever been interested in ratings (and that’s show ratings not approval ratings)
Person.......woman.........man..........................camera....................................................TV 🤪😂
Sooooooooo GOOOOOD, Jimmy! This should get you that Nobel Award for Comedy that Donald so desperately wanted! Thanks for a barrel of laughs!!
That wasn't for comedy that Trump wanted the award for.
It was the SAG AWARD for best tv show Trump wanted the SAG award because he felt his show (the Apprentice) was the best out of all the other shows.
The SAG officials didn't agree!
His greatest achievement: living lavishly at the expense of the American taxpayers.
Biggest welfare recipients (don't forget his family) in the USA!!
Trump 4ever
He's a billionaire. He was living lavishly long before he was President. If you're accusing him of using tax dollars for personal use you'd be making a ridiculous claim.
If he was, we'd know, with how much he's been investigated and watched since 2016.
Not sure what you're getting at here.
Grifter in Chief!
@@messymoneyshott4043 I have paid more taxes than the president.
Jimmy, it's been great watching you these past 4-5 years. You and the other late-night guys helped me remain sane. Thank you!
Arrest Trump the Cop Killer !!!
🤣
He has created the need for a grade lower than “F”.
so much winning
Kimmel you are corny as hell and you are not funny....
@Theo Tilton You said it perfectly
Z
He needs to get a grade of 0%.
"He is a worker! He doesn't drink alcohol, he stays up late, and he watches all the shows!" 😂 oh my god, do these people hear themselves????
She thought she was supporting Dump😂🤣😂🤣
The whole “he’s not accepting a salary!” tickled me too.
Took him a long time to donate that salary then of course he heads up the tax payer every time he hits the links.
MCMLXIXwasagoodyear Nope- they don’t.
theQuestion626 Who needs a paycheck when you control the checkbook, and the expense account is tax deductible.
Hillary Clintons emails had proof of child trafficking. The Democrats traffick children
Kimmel was fantastic tonight. Brutal
Hes trash
@@theimperialfistsspacemarin3050 ×w+
Oh my god that "where are they now" segment is incredible
I would love to see that in a series.
Completely, though now I'm going to be paranoid since I live in South Dakota.... I'm hoping he might end up like an ancient greek. A hawk drops a turtle on his head because he thinks the shine from his bald head is a sharp rock.
The music made it all the more better😁😁🤣🤣😁🤣
@@TARLEASE02 Too true! Very upbeat and made for Broadway.
It would be fantastic if the FBI was waiting for him at the airport in Florida.
@Noventa Sport may god forgive you
Or a subpoena from SDNY?
@Noventa Sport If it were suddenly reported that Trump had died right now, would anyone even believe it? It would be a whole slew of conspiracy theories. He would be really pleased by that.
Nah he’ll probably be on the federal no fly list by 8am tomorrow
I hope he's late to get to his send off, and he can't use Air Force One, and has to fly out on a WWII prop plane.
Life is tough.... but watching this is tougher.
The orange prison suit really does complement the toddler's coloring.
LOL
and his hair.
Orange suit, orange skin. If he can find an orange wall he will be invisible.
Orange man bad.
Proverb, “You are not a criminal, you don’t need a pardon.”
The Vice Poodle is one of Jimmy’s best expressions !
Unfortunately poor Mike didn't know this man had no loyalty to him he could have been killed thank God he wasn't
Yes! I love that too!😂😂
@@missyreed1804 yes, thank God he will live to run in the next presidential race 🤮
Vice Poodle is perfect. If only the poor bastard knew T***p would turn on him in a hot second if it benefitted him.
@@foreversocal1 His campaign motto will be "Hey I served with a president who sent a mob to lynch me".
Watching Jimmy Kimmel has been an anchor for me for the past four years.
Some people will leave their Mark on American History , others like Trump will just leave a STAIN !
He doesn’t drink but appears to snort something....
He’s on something. Please don’t share.
Yes, burnt and powdered hamburgers. He snorts that. He also puts a little cocaine in his cerelac but that's a secret
Good riddance!!!!!!!!!!
Yeap, it's almost like he's been doing cocaine meth and aderol since the 80s. LOL
@@johayes7529 Adderall
It's an ADHD medication. I'm a person with ADD, and judging from a lot of trump's behaviours, i won't be surprised if he actually took it.
You forgot to add an "A" for conning people!
An A+ you mean
“....A for most lies ever told”!!! G-Mommie
Lmao good one
trumps aggressive growth strategy proved successful in the us economy for the american people as the figures show... : example employment rose under trump of people 24 to 54 with its first sustained rise since the 80s.:....oil? sept 2019 usa net exporter for first time in decades...many factors but under trumps watch..
....where do you go from here with biden.....the opposite direction?
At least 81 million people didn't get conned in November.... thankfully
Jimmy you and your staff deserve Congressional Medals of Freedom.
Jimmy - thanks for making me laugh 😂 love the bit sending DT off to Mars 🚀
One more day for him to unveil his healthcare plan he's promised veryone.
It's bleach, light and hydroxycholoquine. All of that bigly and you'll be fine.
@@dalpz205 Thought that was the covid cure he recommended to his cult.
@@CriusXI Well you know.. it's for health reasons so I'm sure in his mind that makes it an accomplishment in healthcare for all. The whole world prob.
Are the two weeks up already?
in 2 weeks it will come out promise wahaha lmao
I've been waiting for the season finale of this circus!
U mean series finale? Lol and a circus is too nice a word for these turds.
Yes...end of circus for Clown-in-Chief.
Congrats america, you're finally free from the tantrum throwing orange baby.
@@Mrwill1041 THANK GOD!!!
Thank you Jimmy. The US needs you.
Cue the HALLELUJAH Chorus! 🎶
The my pillow schmuck might have a bar or two about that
Is it just me or Eric and Don Jr. Look like the real life Beavis and Butthead.
So true 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Everyone has thought of that
It's not just you. Anyone familiar with Beavis and Butthead saw it right away.
THIS!!
There is a picture of them that is 100% A Night at the Roxbury..
“We caused human suffering like no ones ever seen before,”.Trump.
@@SuperHongTay please take your medication every day and not just when you feel like it...the voices in your head are starting again...
it was HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE
He's certain wining at that...
“The BEST suffering!”
"No other president has ever done that...." yep, he can add that to all his preposterous boasting....
Best monologue ever.
...except for any other...
W Jimmy u never know what is written or what is improv. THAT is great writing AND Jimmy ❤️ 🌹 GREAT w imrov. Hope he gets the Emmy💖🌹❤️
If Dumpty was drinking liquor he would pass out and we wouldn't hv had to listen or v him. That's what coke. Adderall and meth do to u at 2am 🤔😳😵👽
damm he watches every show and doesn't drink alcohol, how impressive lol
@@SaraMauries True but then his followers would see some other shiny object and lose interest.
@@SaraMauries But....I’m pretty sure he can’t though. Recite the alphabet
Watches every show. When did we want presidents to watch lots of tv?
@@jesperjee 😁
Every fox show that is...
"It's the End of an Error"......Yes, it is.
No,its the beggining,look at our new president!
@@rodrigocisneros3166 Trump lost. It's ok.
Give him another F for the "Draining the swamp" promise
Lmao yes moat him out
Yeah...it was big swamp..but he did a pretty amazing job!
They only have a few minutes for a comedy bit. You could spend all day making a list of his failing grades.
Hard to drain your self. 🤣
Hillary never went to jail; the only people who went to jail were in Don the Con's own administration.
LOVED the end song! I can dance happy dances! I feel like a boulder has been lifted off my chest! Congrats to President Biden and Vice President Harris!
On 21st January can everyone just ignore trump. It will damage his ego to be ignored and there are more important things to be getting on with.
I agree. He will sitting there all alone wondering where everyone is. LOL.
We already do lmao he’s named on social media except insta and yourune
apparently, he HATEs being compared to Nixon. i would love it if everyone held up peace signs with both hands while saying "I'm not a crook" everytime they see him in public.
I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen on my YT channel in tribute to the resilience of the United States of America and our next President, Joseph R. Biden. Peace and enjoy tomorrow's historic inauguration.
I Agree! I'm glad this crazy sh-t is over.. Nobody shouldn't ever talk about him ever again.. Fox News still will though..
God, I nearly died laughing doing the crystal ball tour of the future with Jimmy!! What a genius way to bring the curtain down on a truly farcical and dire chapter in US political history. Thank you, Jimmy, for helping all the sane ones to stay sane!!! 😎
Bed, Bath & Beyond pulled all MyPillow Products from their stores!
The company is in litigation too.
Is that true? If so, good for them.
Tiffany Trump wrote: "... many occasions, none more special than my engagement".
Now that is a fact.
Melania's divorce lawyer must be stretching as we speak...
She could be a witness in court one day
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Correction, Melania is being stretched by her divorce lawyer 😏
I think she's in for the long con and ride this one out
she'll gain more for herself and her son if she's a widow
Still waiting on the release of those taxes!!! Promised THAT over four years ago!!!
Sht, still waiting on that supposed trump paid investigator from Hawaii who had huge news on Obama's birth cert.
Circa 2011
And what about the wall that Mexico is going to pay for?
I feel so relief and weird thing is I'm not even american.
😂
Me too.
That's not weird, that's normal.
Me:
Let Freedom Ring.
Biden will be in office soon and we'll be free of Trump.
Thank goodness.
Ditto
he didn't pardon himself and his kids, but he expanded the SS protection to his kids and grandkids, on the american taxpayers' dime
Which should end when they are all convicted and sentenced to jail
@@tanitaindelicato5649 is winning a crime?
Obama and Biden traffick children
Michelle Obama is a transgender
The "what became of" segment was Brilliant !! it was so easy to see them all end up that way. Jimmy is the best !
I never get enough of watching your show 😂🤣you’re the best 👍🏼
A day that felt like it would never come - and was probably close to never coming.
Me:
Let Freedom Ring.
Biden will be in office soon and we'll be free of Trump.
Thank goodness.
Yeah, we will see what happens tomorrow. Anyone watch X-men? Maybe Trump will lock himself in that lead room in the white house where Nixon hid
I swear to god, if COVID didn’t happen, I guarantee you, he would’ve won a second term. I hate the fact we lost so many people, but this showed his true colors and outed him.
Unfortunately we still have to wait and see what the con does.
@Milkyway2099 I wanted to say that as well but I didn’t want come off cold as so many people died. But, yes. I believe wholeheartedly things happen for a reason and the way he handled the pandemic... unreal. I’m so glad he’s leaving.
The first President in American history to spend all day everyday watching tv and tweeting about it.. until being banned for life.
@Christoph Waltz you said it right, he WAS the president, WAS.
@Christoph Waltz lol and why am I crying for? Oh yeah I'm crying because Dumbnold Trump lost to Biden?
@Christoph Waltz BYE-DON 2020
@Christoph Waltz you do know I'm rooting for Biden right?
@Christoph Waltz yeah Dumbnold Trump won in 2016 and your point?
nearly 25% of his presidency spent golfing... on our dime... can we just ship this guy to antarctica?
Send him to iran, to play golf,
Gitmo!!!!
Yeah, Greenland is a choise. Oh, wait, they dont want him either...
That’s why he pulled out of the Paris Accord! He want to ensure that environment was more acceptable!
Nope! What did Antarctica do wrong? The penguins don’t deserve this 😡😡😡
It’s the end of an error. Brilliant.
How did this happen? It feels like I just woke up from a horrible dream where a small handed orange monster was holding my friends America hostage.
Wait til he gets it back for the next four years enjoy the show
Hahahahaaaa, now you will keep dreaming with sleepy joe
Here's to the next 4 years of a coma-inducing nightmare then!
@@mb3558 says the nightmare itself
We Russians LOVE Mr Trump
I think they forgot Barron and left him behind, he wasn’t seen anywhere!
He got adopted by Joe
WoW you’re right and no one missed him.
@@jonathanduplantis1403 He would definitely be better off with Joe, that’s for sure!
@@shellecapos8574 Right, he wasn’t even there when all of them got on Air Force 1, unless he was already on board or they packed him up and shipped him off in the uhaul to Florida!!
S. E. C-R Poor Baron he’s got to live with that last name- I bet, when he can, he’ll change his last name. Melania is probably gonna get on a flight outta America- she looked trashed, thinner and she can’t blink/Botox.
Jared in Switzerland? Hell no. We don't want him or any other member of that criminal klan here, Jimmy! 😂
That’s right.😇
As Swiss I agree
Your economy is literally made from this kind of rich assholes😄
Jared mir bruched dich nid da, fahr ab! Verzieh di zrugg in fuudi vom trömpel 😂
@@moelowish4385 Isch so. Nimmt mi wunder, öb bim t**** selber glii d'Handschelle klicket. Wär luschtig. 😂👍🏻
Finally. Congratulations USA.
thank you
Hes a worker....Plays golf every day and watches every show at night. That sounds like a horrific workload for any man !
its cause hes so efficient he ends up finishing everything early therefore having a lot of free time on his hands
Was that "it's an end of an era" or "it's an end of an error"?
Error, obviously.
@@lilmcgill2536 yes I’m so glad we finally have an actual leader in office i’m hoping we actually get somewhere.
Yes.
well the saying is "end of an era" but the joke is that they titled it "end of an error". did u not understand that or were u like trying 2 be funny or something
@@imark7777777 yeah, screw record low unemployment and the best economy in 50 years. I want more government handouts and higher taxes!
You nailed it “End of an Error”
Well said.
Here here. :)
Good one and so true.
"I know about roaches and I love kids jumping on my lap" - Joe Biden
😂
"With travel ban you won't be able to get ECONOMIC INTERC0URSE in the world" - Joe Biden
@@lauraventer568 Injecting bleach and using sunlight to cure covid-19!!!!
Covid will disappear like magic.
Bigly?
Airports in 1776?
Yosemite National Park..yo se mite National Park?
Nevada. Ne Vader?
Sweeping the forest to prevent forest fires?
Windmills cause Cancer?
Not mention his inarticulate rants at his rallies. Gibberish even when reading from a teleprompter.
"Think they'll ever see each other again?"
At one trial or another, sure...
😂
RSVP dear Donald I wont be able to attend the send as I have a previous commitment to the American people. But have a nice flight. later man ill tell them you said bye byde .oh yea? You didnt really send them to hang me didYa .
Maybe now he will become a Trumpoholic!
😂😂
IN COURT YEA
"He's a hard worker?" A cat during the day works harder, no offense to cats.
None taken
Nop.🤣
Lol though my cat doesn't does spend a lot of time sleeping she does get up to demand attention. The effort of getting up, coming to me, meowing and getting my attention and making me understand what she wants, is more work than T***p does.
My cat works harder than him.
My cat likes to go out in the morning and try to catch some birds...usually to no avail. Often she comes home with a snake, baby bunny or a vole but squirrels and birds are her main passion. Then she comes in for a midday nap. She definitely outworks DJT.
That crystal ball segment? Magical! Jimmy, you’ve outdone yourself! It’s been a long 4 years I’m tired. Better days ahead 😊❤️🙏
"Donald Jennifer Trump" 👀... You know he heard that. 😂
One timeTrevor Noah called him Donald Jemima Trump😂
I love hearing him say that. It doesn’t get old
😂😂😂
i prefer it when i forget who said it prolly Jimmy when he said the J stood for Jackass
😂😂😂😂
I can promise you as a foreigner myself, the world has never respected you less, almost half of you voted to keep him...
Let that sink in... You dodged a bullet on this one, now disarm that other half before it's too late...
This was a first step. Hopefully those of us with a healthy amount of intelligence and human decency will continue the fight (through the democratic process, not insurgence) to overcome the damage 45 has wrought and continue progressing.
Totally agree
From another foreigner ; Americas respect is at an all time low and I don't know if its salvageable
We are going to wait until it's too late.
The best segment, you deserve a medal 🥇 Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy my man! I love this!! 😂😂😂 I needed this!
I’m in Australia and I’ll be awake at 2am to watch the babysitter leave and an adult come back to the presidency
Cheers mate, Canada is watching too!🤗😷🇨🇦
Same here in Brizzie 😁
India too 😁
@@MystqStar you bet, and we don't even have to get up that early 😊
@@blessall4ever hahaha true that!
“He is a worker”??? The same guy playing golf during the entire pandemic?
😂🤦🏽😭🤷🏽♂️😂🏌️♂️🏌️♂️🏌️♂️
@@johnniewalker3029 aw
@@johnniewalker3029 Yea, just pretty much hiding in the residence since the election
Well that lost someting hes called a wanker in the uk
@Edward Fletcher yep golf every 4 days
The world is having a collective sigh of relief - that America has got it's act together after the last four years. Best wishes America, best wishes President Biden!
Jimmy seems relieved, he thinks he won't be arrested for pedophilia. But Joe is the president of a bankrupt corporation. The Inauguration means nothing, so prepared to be butthurt:) So laugh it up Jimmy:)
We could’ve had our act together at the first impeachment but hey you got a think Mitch McConnell for that one! The monster became a MAGA monster!
@@tabbylints6963 So sour with a sprinkling of conspiracy on top. Love it
@@tabbylints6963 so true.
@@Sigh679 just a heads up:) soon you will learn alot about conspiracys. Keep some TP close by:)
I remember Trump's inauguration when he said he was going to drain the
swamp....well today is the day the swamp has been emptied and he was the last
one to be sucked out!
You can identify many of the swamp creatures. They are holding pardons.
He drained the swamp and filled it up with raw sewage...
I’m still alive and sober these past four years. I can’t wait till this is a distant terrible memory.
Good to hear, wish I had that strenght at the moment. Sadly, drinking again after 20 days sober.
@@petrilassila stay strong bro! just remember that it's a mistake you made, and you are not the mistake. struggling with sobriety myself. stay strong!
The only thing that has kept us all sane is that we were all in it together, and knew one day it had to end.
@@margotgray3330 word.
@@StaticChef Thanks man, its hard and all the things happening is not making it easier.
"he watches every show and doesn't drink alcohol" is that suppose to be a flex
Right? 🤣🤣🤣
Too bad my boss is not a Trumpsupporter
That's a flex for trump fosho
Well bleach is not alcohol.
@@Terrypics oufff burnnn
WE MADE IT!! longest four years of our lives. I’m proud of us for making it!! ❤️
Yes we did but the others were killed by trump rip whoever died of covid cause of an a hole
Yes, you did, good for you!
@@comicbookstudio So true...
Jimmy kimmel? do u think Jared Kushner looks like Damien Thorn and remember he bought that property in New York with the address 666
Its all about orange man bad
@@yoi2461 Orange man gone
🤣😂🤣
The sheer amount of schadenfreudic acid in Jimmy's monologues gives me life.
I don't know German. explain.
@@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095 "Schadenfreude" Look it up in your English dictionary.
@@undefined40 it's still a German word, mate. Hasn't been derived into the English language, I don't believe so. And yes, I checked, thanks.
Same
@@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095 deja vu is also not english, it's french, but i bet you know what that means :/
“He will be missed” literally neverrrrr
Comedians will miss Trump, he is a self-scripted satire; tragic, mean but hilarious.
I'll still be laughing at him "dying of gout"! 😂😂😂
Said no Juan ever !
I will miss Trump. Greatest president we have had in a long time. God bless the Trumps
Just don't cry when gas is 5 bucks a gallon by summer ok? Wait....u probably live at your moms like most liberals nevermind...just use hers 😉
Jimmy’s jokes are underrated 😂
For someone with his own tv show, 17 million subscribers, and joke writers, I’d say his jokes are highly over rated 😂
@@jessecase-peach7895 lol
he has a team of ppl who write the jokes
The entire section on Joe Exotic tells you everything that’s wrong with the U.S. Loved the ‘where will they be’ skit - fantastic!🤣
Man you should give him F- for the COVID handling. I know it technically does not exist but Donnie lives in a nonexistent universe so we can give him F- or double F.
He should get a G-
If watching TV is hard work I haven't been paid.
Watching fox news Would be really hard work, but if forced to, we have Eyes, and Ears, and Logic, and Critical Thinking, so we can sift through the blather and recognize obfuscation. (Lies)
Just brilliant Jimmy
As an Australian, I haven't slept in 4 years.
I am looking forward to some Trump free years.
Why do you care. As an Australian????
Cringe
This was a genius summary Jimmy!
"Donald Trump spent 298 day at the golf course at a cost of 144 million dollars of taxpayers money so F ..U " I can't 🤣🤣
Research puts it more around 300m$. Have you got your $600 bucks yet?
🤔 But he played on his own golf courts! That was free marketing! 🤮
Mr. James Kimmel you are and will always be a national treasure.
I've been a big fan of yours for a long time now Jimmie, but I have to say you have really stepped up the game like crazy this is my all-time favorite late night show to watch, hands down! Thank you for being you!
😂. The crystal ball bit was great.
Jimmy Kimmel has Got a Great Sense of Humour! 😂🤣👍
Especially when it comes to Donald Trump lol I wish he was at the Roast of Donald Trump lol back in Comedy Central
"298 days playing golf" that almost a year! , so Trump's presidency is just 3 years give or take.
You’re right. Trump is ridiculous.
Felt like 100.
He was the first dumbest president ever, I’m happy he’s getting locked tf up 🤦🏻♂️
Unfortunately he used the breaks on the course to twitter which made the last four years feel like 40...
The irony that he mocked Obama for golfing and said if he was President he wouldn't golf.
Simply not having the president on TV _literally every single night_ saying or doing something stupid/evil will be a huge relief.
Late Night Shows not mentioning him would also be a huge relief.
@@yvesheinrich5013 Indeed
Feels strange already
What will Fox News have to lie now?
@@aliciakerber3682 They will seek to subvert and undermine Biden. He will be smeared as a socialist.
BEST episode ever!
More like end of a terror.
@@BonahPerson wth why!?
@@BonahPerson oh haha that's funny all the best
And Jimmy you deserve an A+ for enduring this error for the last 4 years thank you
the error is biden & his inflation get wise!
Who else is gettin lit tomorrow for Biden’s inauguration?
Champaign baby!
Champaign on ice!!!
Woo!
Definitely ran out to buy a bottle of champagne. Mimosas for breakfast 🍾 🥂
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Your always the best Jimmy.