Unpacking the Capitol Riot & Four Years of Trump’s Bulls**t | The Daily Social Distancing Show
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- Опубликовано: 18 янв 2021
- New information comes out about the Capitol riot, Fox News pundits defend the rioters, Lindsey Graham takes a stand against President Trump but then backtracks, and Republicans call for unity. #DailyShow #TrevorNoah #DonaldTrump
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I have never seen Trevor so pissed yet so calm before.
Ikr.
That's when you know the shit's hit the fan: All the comedian reporters were dead calm and serious that week.
@Oh No he should move to a basement...Then you will hear him🧐 Miss me with yr bullsh*#
@@HotelPapa100 Check out Colbert's vids. He's was barely holding it together.
Check out his video right after the George Floyd murder. he just filmed it with his phone. No real edits and t was 20+ min. long. No Daily Show logo. Just him.
People at the riot who lost their jobs finally realized why their grandparents wore hoods to cover their identity
Lol
Oooooooo man! Good one!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sorry please explain the joke
Right😂😂😂
"When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent." - Isaac Asimov
@feng jing If the shoe fits.
yes smart saying
Wise words
W
Very wise....
'When Facism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and holding a bible'
In the words of the Joker, "this town deserves a better class of criminal."
I will be that criminal now.
Yup, that and "This town needs an enema!!!"
A failed coup without consequences is practice for the next one.
Words from a wise person 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾. Coming from a country that has known 3 military/political coups in the past 30 years (1995, 2000 and 2011) with many failed attempts without their leaders being held accountable (in the name of “peace”), you couldn’t have said this better👌🏾.
And sorry for my poor English, I’m from a French-speaking country. 🙂
Now that is a fact .And it has nothing to do with being a Democrat or Republican.
They are being punished. Probation, for the trespassing charges they are handing out.
with the aid of 99% of GOP politicians
Living in the country which probably has the best known history about what comes after that I seriously hope that the US can come back together and find peace as the alternative will be devastating not only to the US but to the world...
"Your honor, I did murder that person, but it was their fault for not being able to defend themself against my gun."
-Lindsey Graham logic
OMG this is the kind of insane logic I have grown up with in the South. The same logic that QAnons and MAGA use when they can't believe they were actually "rioting" like BLM at the Capitol.
"If you have blackmail material on me, I'll bend over backwards for you and take it with no lube" -Lindsey Graham logic
@@lubanks6278 oufff that's so harsh 🔥🔥
are you from europe?
you must be you have a brain....
greetings from Andritz.
@@haljasonfoster2169 yep same here. I couldn’t get out fast enough. Not much has changed either
I laughed so hard at "while we're there we might as well set up a government" and "Lets take a seat people, let's vote on some sh*t"😂😂😂
@bssni touir lol he has had enough😂😂
its crazy how Republicans will still call themselves American, but they hid so fast when their fans came to greet them. Why hide
America is from Alaska thru Tierra de Fuego...yep, you are the same that call the natives Indians because Christopher Columbus arrived at India hahaha
Democracy or Imperilaism? Just two families exchanging power.
My thought as well. If these people believe they are acting as patriots then why the trouble to hide their faces?
Easy. You can't throw all Republicans into the same crazy bin
lol okay liberal
@Romania Insight RepublicANUS!!!
"This is not who we are"
This is EXACTLY who 75 million idiots are.
Deplorables.
💯💯💯
Yes. I've been saying I'm sick of politicians saying that. It clearly IS what a nearly half of us are.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THAT'S A GOOD ONE
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EVEN SOME PROTESTERS WERE BLACK
Closer to 74 than 75 million, watch out for that Trump rounding error(fake news) :D
The fact is that when Republicans started talking about the need for "unity" and "forgiveness" and "coming together" after trying to get their Democratic colleagues killed, everyone who has ever had an abusive partner knew all about that song-and-dance routine.
They had to put in metal detectors because GOP reps were coming in armed. Most of them supported the rioters ideas until they tried to overthrow the govt. Now they just want everybody to forgot.
Sad thing is that B*&@! From Colorado who is a qanon supporter was tweeting while supposedly in the middle of fearing for life and wants us to believe she became the official Twitter reporter and offering a blow by blow account of Pelosi's location. If that was pure treason I don't know what else is!
Gaslighting at its finest
Truth✊
It feels like I've been in an emotionally abusive relationship with the government for five years now, my goodness. It was like an in depth education of what gaslighting and other forms of manipulation look like
I was not ready for the image that the words “gently guiding his hips” put into my head
I'll get the bleach.
🤮 yeah....um.....just “urg”!
This is horrible, but I’m dying!! My guy said “is this the senate” like he asking for directions
Of course. You would too if you were among the madness at the time. The Senate is on the North side of the capital and the house is on the south side, with running tunnels underneath. I’m dying that citizens don’t seem to know the layout of the capital building, then make ridiculous comments about it.
@@whatchahoozie221 you’re literally jus sayin words- nothing you say is in context to one another.
@@nic_aya hahahaha I can't say the same for you. Your supposed words don't seem to even make a word. Keep living in your context World, which isn't real. But try doing some research on the Capitol building. You just might learn a few things honey, if that's possible. I've been in those running tunnels, so keep showing your ignorance little soldier. Hahaha
Someone should've answered, "I am the senate."
@@johncampbell9448 took the words out of my mouth
I just remembered something. My grandma was watching the riot in a video on facebook a couple days ago and she recognized a coworker of hers. ✨She reported her✨
👍🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Go grandma!
💗🤣🤣🤣🤣💗
Good for her!
This reminds me off the Stasi secret informants consisting of citizens snitching on other citizen
Moral of the story: “Miss me with that bullsh**”... Ditto, Trevor, ditto
Exactly! Loved that line!
That's pretty much the message I received. 🤔
Right there with you!
I'd never heard Trevor use that phrase. I looked it up on Urban dictionary :) He really likes the phrase :)
Nuff said! Very well said!👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
This actually isn't funny. Those participating in the assault on our Capitol are the lowest dregs of our society should never have power over the rest of us ever again.
And they’re the driving force of the Republican Party.
You know 90% of them drive pick up trucks.
Trevor told some jokes, but he didn't find this funny either. He's liberal, but as an entertainer he literally alienated millions of viewers because he's done excusing them anymore
@@busoptr I saw one in a strip mall parking lot the first week of January(before the 6th). A small Toyota pickup. He had six--SIX--Trump/Stop the Steal flags on tall PVC pipes arrayed around the tops of the panels of the utility bed of his truck. These poles were five feet tall, flying flags two or three feet long. The man had parked the truck at the edge of the lot to advertise his pro-trump organization's HQ in the strip mall, and was struggling to adjust the pipes, which, being too tall, were tilting from wind shear. I sat in my car watching him for a bit. I wanted to get out and tell him he was a dumbass about physics and a perfect example of the cluelessness of his kind. He was so pathetic. Pathetic. I will never forget the sight of it. The futility.
@@PaperRaines I don’t blame him
Imagine filming yourself committing a crime while saying "there's got to be something here we can use against them!" 😂
I see that Trevor has a new favorite quote "Miss me with that bullshit".
I can't wait to say this too!
Yes and I need a t-shirt saying it.
👏🏼 ha ha ha YES!!
It should be FUXXXXX WHAT U TALKING BOUT NOW
You guys should get out more people been sayin this for YEARS. .lol Trevvy trev doesn't have a creative bone in his body
Fox news needs to be cancelled. They had terrorists on their show and DEFENDED those terrorists on their show.
The hosts need to be charged and sent to prison.
I don't live in america, but if this were in my country, they would never get away with it.
I agree, but how do we do that? It is all money pumping into that machine to keep it running, and we can't censor them as that would be a violation of the 1st amendment.
@@Khronogi Not so. The 1st amendment isn't a right to broadcast, and hate speech is illigal.
that only happens in dictatorships, so I wouldn't recomend it.
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@@kelerews dictatorships and... y'know regular countries with proper regulations.
LUV this guy for the fact , when real news "pisses you off" he finds a way of reporting the same news with logic, and a bit of comedy, that always seems to tone down the anger!!! Keep it up Trevor!!!
“Gently guiding his hips from behind”...Jaysus! Writers- that’s a slam dunk wrapped inside a home run and deep fried in a Hail Mary touchdown! Bravo!
Hahaha that so made this episode for me!!
Trevor’s new favorite phrase: “miss me with that bullshit”
That's a new t shirt slogan right there
He’s been saying this for years though. This is just the most he’s said it in one video. Y’all must be new here.
SO satisfying to watch him say this
Ik I was thinking the same thing lol
@@brendakipkemoi2738 I’d buy that shirt.
There must be consequences for trying to overthrow the government.
This isn’t even trying to overthrow our corrupt government, it’s an attack on democracy
It will start civil war if you try to jail 75 million people
Um, bro... there is this thing in America called "white privilege". Whitey can flout the laws and get away with it. That is the foundation of this nation. The right stands behind the white.
Remember, conservatives are the true owners of this oasis even though the law disagrees with their basis.
If you're scared admit the wrong doing already instead install a military personnel to be your personal security security force..
I always see our comments.. even on "the view" 🙌🏼👌💜
“PLEASE MISS ME WITH THAT BULLSHIT
Thank you Trevor for bringing some sanity and laughter to this crazy world.
“Miss me with that bullshit” - Quote of the decade
Been saying that since 97 🤣🤣🤣
Also thinking Bye Felicia !
I love that quote so much, I'm stealing it!🤣😂🤣
"gently guiding his hips from behind..."
it's only imaginary, but i don't think i'll ever be able to unsee that! lol
Me neither
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It was soooooo visual. Undo it. Undo it. Undo it.
Ikr me either
Something slipped last minute though huh? DT was so pissed he denounced him from the bully pulpit, he felt screwed so hard with no reach around.
Just saying...
Thank you, Trevor, for your outrage & your intellect.
And thank you for always offering truthful reality as a significant ground for us through the
shit-storm.
We know you will continue to bring important light as we
work to clean-up the exposed rot of our systems. Thank you from Vermont.
A wise man once said "The revolution will not be televised."
This might explain why.
Stokely Carmichael...a black revolutionary said that.
I'm not really sure I understand what you mean. I think most people that quote that line never actually bothered to listen to the poem. :/
I love them rifling through papers like they would understand any of it
...and wasn't the procedure those transcripts were for being televised live word for word anyway? They're acting like they found a secret cache of classified records.
😹😹
I had the exact same thought. What a bunch of lunatics.
Though
Right
Who else is so happy that Trevor Noah is back? Feels like Christmas is back again
I am
Watching the news raw is too depressing
Inside details on where he went?
Not really everything is different with COVID
dude, came here to say exactly this. so happy. i dont think till pandemic is over any of the late show hosts are allowed to go on break.
This deserves its own Emmy: Best Episode in the “So Over this Bullshit” category
Yeah. The way Fox News called them "fustrated Americans, who are tired of the media not serving them" after they killed 2 cops, yet Fox spent all of 2020 hating on BLM and Liberals. FOH
Man, I was starting to think I was the only one who was recognising the hypocrisy. Dear Trevor, I am a 1984 South African born woman living in the United States, I feel your pain and observe the hypocrisy you see, but dagon it I wish I could articulate it with your perfection = #PRICELESS!!!
calling Lindsey a weasel is offensive to weasels.
It's offensive to all rodents on all levels like we gotta stop compairing bad people to animals cause some people are worse then the animal they are more a kin to
My sister’s ferret is way cuter than Lindsey.
I like weasels. They’re extremely intelligent too. Lindsey is no such animal.
@Jmt1000 And it is SO good!
😂😂😂
Where was this “solid, law-abiding Americans” energy when black people were peacefully protesting police brutality???
Those gosh darn liberals amirite
You misspelled rioting.
My sweet sweet summer child. By law-abiding, they mean White.
Weird how every BLM protest I went to was peaceful, full of music, and zero chants to kill someone.
Where was the peaceful protesting?
Lindsay Graham is the low point of our time!!! He should be ashamed of himself.
“Miss me with that BS” is my new favorite phrase
2020: hi.
2021: Miss me with that bullshit!
“If it involves any bullshit, I kindly request that I be missed” - my energy from now till forever
Finn
Sign me in
Sign me in
Heard leikeli47 song - "miss me"? I vibed it for a while in 2017.
me too - I can already see me saying it in different tones - for the kids, for the school, for politics, for _______ "miss me with that bullshit"
One guy as they storm the Capitol says " While we are here, let's set up a government!"
lol....
If those republican senators don’t vote to impeach trump, they should all be investigated. Enough is enough nobody wants to see spoiled bully trump try to come back again in 2024.
Biden in Ukrainian corruption. Hehe. Not democrats or republicans parties will work for the people. Are you blind?
@@Utoepya420 That's been debunked. That Ukrainian prosecutor was fired for NOT investigating corruption, and the corruption and Burisma was from before Hunter Biden was on the board.
Today: Trevor is back
Tomorrow: inauguration day
What a great week, and it's only half way through
Lindsey Graham swings back and forth more than a screen door in a hurricane...
#missmewiththatbullshit
"Cracker Barrel mascot" 🤣 -Creepy Androgynous Blogger
I love this hashtag
@@amrei1692 Indeed!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hi ohhhhhhh! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Preach! You are always on point.
This happens when you: Trust the polls and do not vote------>2016.
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
~ George Carlin
The loud few... luckily
"Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one." - Sandy Cheeks
ni99a, this is getting old...
Yeah go stupid democrats and liberals
@@nani4usa whatever Al' KraKKer!
"Miss me with that bull$hit" -Trevor Noah 2021.
That’s not a new Slogan.
We been saying that. Remember Trevor half black.
Honk
Actually Trevor isn't the originator of this slogan this goes back many, many years...it's a Black Thing but I Love Trevor for exposing it, he just substituted the word "The" for "That", lol!!
Exactly. He called Lady G a motherfucker
@@user-os1fq8zk9c wtf
Trevor you’re spot on, thanks for carrying us through that nightmare.
They should all go to jail including trump.
I want a hoodie with the slogan "Miss Me With That Bullshit!!"
omg me too
Same.
Absolutely!
So do I!
holy shit its actually January 20, 2021 Trump leaves office today
Twelve more hours of Trump.
We're almost free of him.
Let Freedom Ring!
INDEED. 😁
Yesss
Oh thank f****** God
Cheers to that 🍻 If I never see him again it will be too soon.
HALLELUJAH
Trump and his enablers must be prosecuted.
I love Trevor Noah. "Miss me with that bullshit."
Say it again one more time:
Miss Me With That Bull Shit!
That really needs to be on a T-shirt.
@@janrobnettwordweaver2227 I would buy the merch.
Facts
Like the younger sibling our cousin that hears his cool older brother say, "miss me with that bullshit', and can't stop saying it to his friends.
For YERRRRRRRS
“Please miss me with that bullshit” was an excellent line, delivered perfectly.
😂😂😂
Yeah. But just note. Trevor DID NOT come up with that phrase. Thank you ma'am.
U7
Excellent sentiment. See leikeli47 song 'miss me'. Miss me with the BS. 🤣
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Thank you so much for all that you do.
The fact that they were that close to Mike Pence and he still didn’t enact the 25th amendment, shows how much of a coward he is
Spotify blocked him because he can release podcasts on there.
😯Stooooppp iiiiittt 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣Ha!
No because his mixtape was gonna be too fire rofl
They should block Meghan markle too
@@buhkangliwayway why what'd she do?
@@dustincrawford7775 she's a black woman
Trevor should just have a weekly bit called, "Miss me with that"
i like i like
Ohh, like "Amber says What!!"
Cumin
Truth! Thanks for calling it out!
Apparently we have lost a lot of our common sense in this Country.
Sorry, Joe, but we can’t move on without punishing Donald
Amen.
May it be so.
Preach
...and his enablers.
Yes we can. We can multi task. I'm ready for Donny to be irrelevant again, more than ever. But everyone who is guilty needs to serve justice.
One guy said “While we’re here we might as well set up a government”😂😂😂
"Hey guys let's vote on something!"
@@nate8930 I swear I could hear the "hurr durr" in their minds.
ikr?? wtf 😂😂
They can't even spell government.
That aint funny, thats how the Handmaids Tale started
Amazing words, thank you for calling them out!
Trevor, best show in a long time. You exactly said what needed saying! Thank you.
Damn all these terrorists getting caught are now learning why their klancestors wore capes.
I thought the kkkult was proudly aware already...
Klancestors...😂😂
“Klancestors?!?” I HOLLERED✌🏾🤣🤣🤣😩🙌🏾💀💀💀
klancestors, 😭😭😄😅😂🤣💀💀
Youd think theyd be all over excuses to wear face coverings without suspicion.
" standing behind him gently guiding his hips." This is the perfect visual
Right!!😂
ROTFFLMAOCOMOPAPMP! 😂
It was a visual I didn't want.
@@Synathidy Wrinkly saggy old Trump junk repeatedly slapping a smiling mike pence in the chin as he does the guiding from his knees. Better visual?
That was a little creepy, but I so appreciate this whole video, Now they want to cookie for doing what they should have. Miss me with that bs
Ms. Graham, Hawley, Cruz, Jordan, McCarthy et al need to be expelled from Congress.
I love you, Trevor. Your honest and insight make the world a better place. Keep up the good work.
I can't get that image out of my head "While Trump was screwing America, Mike Pence was gently guiding his hips from behind", Thanks a lot Trevor!!!
🤢🤢🤢🤢
🤣🤣🤣
Somebody got to make a "fan art" for that piece! Brilliant!
So in a nutshell, Donnal Trump is Mike Pence's b......
Mother will definitey not like it.
And gee thanks for the mental image. Now if you excuse me, I think I'll need to see an online psychiatrist.
Trevor's haircut and the fact he hasn't stopped recording from his place are the greatest proofs of his devotion to following the rules and common sense in a country who lacks a lot of it during this pandemic. Respect.
I love Trevor but Ordering a clipper and giving oneself a buzz cut wouldn't be too hard. Tbf, he looks great either way.
No respect for Trevor he’s a pawn
@@SoloWryder you can reject the comment if you would like... tbh, believe it or not, I’m on your side....
i'm impressed!
just waiting for that mustache to come in, is all! lol
all my respect to Trevor Noah... ❤️✌🏼
I'm pretty sure he's just trying to slowly morph into The Weekend...
The FCC needs to pull Fox’s license. Lindsey Graham is a joke.
The FCC is not suppose to suppress free speech.
RIGHT ON!
The way he said “I do declare, SELFIE” had me dying laughing 🤣
“While we’re here we might as well set up a government” 😂😂😂
Pure clowns
That government would implode in no time.
That’s what the founding fathers said too
It sounded like Bevis and Butthead!
“Gently guiding his hips from behind” well put, very funny!
Can you imagine if George was leading soldiers to battle and suddenly was like, "But first, let me take a selfie"
* Does ✌ sign with duck face * #Washington'sWar
😂
He’s back I’m waiting for this almost a month for this😭😭😭
Dude, this is better than the news
Why did this come out so late?
me tooo!
@@joshuajoe1419 I think cause he is hosting the grammy's
When I was a little kid, I thought horseradish was made from real horses
This segment should be titled, “Miss me with that bullsh*t!”
Ikr😂
seems like a disingenuous corporate script to me
@@justinokraski3796 it’s something black ppl have always said
@@jennybrown611 Thank you Ma'am!
Yeah, pushing that one hard. I for one dont like ppl trying to start/push trends.
Trevor I TRULY APPRECIATE your words and respect the wisdom of the atrocities taking place in our country. I only pray others actually listen 💓💓💓
“miss me with that bullshit”
Just like Tupac said “love to scream peace after they start some shit”.
God I miss Tupac!!!
Tupac is a bad role modal
@@DustonDiekmann it’s role model not modal and who said he was a role model or wanted to be. I quoted lyrics from one of his songs and you go troll.
*I miss him too....Pac was a real one 4Sho🙏🏾*
@@DustonDiekmann better "role modal" than trump
"I kindly request that I be missed"... Trevor is fed up lol
THANK YOU THANK YOU TREVOR
YOU HIT IT RIGHT ON THE BUTTON!
0:53 "Is this the Senate?".........sums it up quite well.
I wasn’t too sure if this was a new clip, actually checked out Trevors Afro length before clicking
🤣🤣 right. I couldn’t find the new episode on Comedy Central
Same! 😅
I'm glad to know I'm not alone in letting his fro length & style determine if it's new 🤗🤗🤣
yes, it os a new one! We missed you Trevor!
His hairline is on POINT tho.
I just love how Republicans say we need to come together while they have been provoking their base for the last year. That is rich
Its like Lion King when Scar kept boasting about the hyenas being allies and then Simba beats Scar in combat and Scar was like oh wait its not my fault the hyenas made me kill Mufasa! 😱
There can't be "healing" until the disease is purged from the system
Remove the enablers and supporters from Congress and show that This Will Not Be Allowed
Trump blamed everything on the democrats and liberal MSM for 4 years and they want unity? Fuck outta here
This is bloody ridiculous..like how is this even possible
Trevor,
I just love the way you deliver the truth with a twist of humor.
"Doing the right thing too late." Hit the nail on the head
And expecting to be treated like they were doing the right thing all along.
Theses people deserve no praise for doing the right thing, because the next trump that comes along they will follow him,they make me sick.
This is like a guy a gun shop saying he going to buy a gun to kill someone and they wait til after people are dead to take his gun away and arrest him. Then want praise for catching the criminal when it could have been prevented.
Too late to be seen as heroes, but doing things too late is better then not doing things at all!
He said a mob of everybody’s aunts and uncles 😭😭😭
As an uncle. Did I miss the memo to riot the Capitol?
Right
He forgot to say Grandma's and Grandpa's. 🤣
Well, older millennial's uncles and aunts can be well older than 60 years
I doubt it. Most of us have decent relatives.
The idea that the Capitol was stormed, and Trump watched it all ON TV, BUT NEVER CALLED OUT THE NATIONAL GUARD IS A STATMENT OF HIS MADNESS.
Man he is spot on in calling out the hypocrisy that has been going on 👏👏👏👏
imagine this mob was black, yellow or really any color other than white... those rioters would have been killed without a second thought.
Yeah they would.
Look what happens at black lives matter peaceful protests.
Police are far more likely to use force on left wing protests, even peaceful ones.
No they wouldn't, maybe tear gas but not bullets.
@@AthenaGate I agree police wouldn't have shot real bullets unless got far worse or crowd actually got hands on Congress . Though would of been far more rough if BLM . Rubber bullets and clubbings, attempts to run over people with police cars.
It would've made Sharpeville look like a stroll in the park
I missed Trevors commentary. I really appreciate his perspective
Same here.
Hook
You don't think he went in hard enough? I was expecting more for some reason. I feel let down.
He disappeared for weeks after new year, I was panicking :)
Trevoooor! OMG finally! where have you been? I missed you!
Thank you so much for making sense of this! You are so precious!
Blessyou!
Well said Well said Amen thank you
"Trump is the COVID of politics "
Wow! Could not be said any better
Vivi
"Miss me with that Bullshit"
Couldn't have said it better
Yeah. It seems Trevor likes taking phrases from the black community but failed to highlight the STARK difference of the treatment of those treasonous domestic terrorists at the Capitol to the BLACK LIVES MATTER movement that happened this summer.
@@bonniebennett8102 it's coming. He says a little about it at 4:45
I would have phrased it in a way that didn't require searching urban dictionary to understand it.
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Well said!!!!
Thank you.