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  • Опубликовано: 15 июн 2022
  • The FDA approves COVID-19 vaccines for children under five, Dr. Fauci tests positive for the virus, the January 6th hearings reveal unknown threats to Mike Pence, Pakistan faces a tea shortage, and Sweden finds a sexy way to encourage citizens not to litter. #DailyShow #Comedy #TrevorNoah
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  • @YusufGinnah
    @YusufGinnah 2 года назад +707

    Kudos to Pence for doing the right thing especially when it really mattered...
    But I'm old enough to remember a time when _'Doing the right thing'_ was the bare minimum expected from any elected official...

    • @oluwafemiajose948
      @oluwafemiajose948 2 года назад +5

      He’s a hero to you clowns till he runs for president then becomes the most evil human on earth lol. Y’all so predictable.

    • @ArcaJ
      @ArcaJ 2 года назад +11

      ​@@oluwafemiajose948 So, you want to vote for Pence?

    • @smlambert9418
      @smlambert9418 2 года назад

      best Politically Incorrect Cards: www.icantbelieveyousaidthat.com/products/pi-6-fall-in-line

    • @thewingedhussar4188
      @thewingedhussar4188 2 года назад +28

      @@oluwafemiajose948 I don't like the guy one bit.
      An I would argue that he did the bare minimum of what should have been done.
      Though If i had to choose between pence or trump, I would pick pence.
      He had shown at least some loyalty to the constitution and country.

    • @clarkthomas354
      @clarkthomas354 2 года назад +7

      ​@@oluwafemiajose948 🤡

  • @thexalon
    @thexalon 2 года назад +139

    The thing is, "I don't wanna be your friend anymore" was actually a threat of violence. A threat he attempted to have carried out.

    • @donnavorce8856
      @donnavorce8856 2 года назад +20

      Yeah. Like a wise guy saying "Have a safe weekend with your family." I forgot about that angle.

    • @MFBloosh
      @MFBloosh 2 года назад +1

      It's basically Michael Corleone telling Fredo that he knows it was him. Lol.

    • @skooter6381
      @skooter6381 18 дней назад

      @thexalin is as intelligent as a park lake duck 👌

  • @The-Rest-of-Us
    @The-Rest-of-Us 2 года назад +1135

    As much as I disagree with Pence on policy, props to him for having a backbone and defending the US constitution when things got real.

    • @michaelstephens1470
      @michaelstephens1470 2 года назад +41

      I don't want to be your friend anymore if you don't do this

    • @ShrinkRai
      @ShrinkRai 2 года назад +58

      Yes. Pence showed more backbone and courage than all of the MAGA movement. Bless him for saving the USA.

    • @samuelmorris9900
      @samuelmorris9900 2 года назад +1

      I hear you. Biden inherited problems from trump. He was in office for a mere 6 months when Mitch McConnell said, " out entire focus will be on making sure this administration fails"
      That's like a parent telling another parent, " I am going to make sure you fail as a parent?" Who gets hur the powerless kids!
      We cannot let the loud, "bad" republicans win in their elections.

    • @Auguur
      @Auguur 2 года назад +1

      I've been saying all along that we Americans owe Mike pence a debt of gratitude. He delayed the destruction of democracy for 4 years.

    • @hoytbangs9425
      @hoytbangs9425 2 года назад +68

      He did his job Period
      He could have said this much earlier and possibly avoided trumps failed coup
      Nope, all he did was his job. Period

  • @TheRomeoGuy
    @TheRomeoGuy 2 года назад +167

    I am so glad that Trevor kept his afro. Having always struggled with whether or not to keep my afro in the professional world, it really is empowering to create a normalization of natural black hair.

    • @samanthabourrage
      @samanthabourrage 2 года назад +6

      I'm glad he kept it too! He looks great 👍🏿

    • @yourawfulhearttosong
      @yourawfulhearttosong 2 года назад +5

      @Tilden Cats in professional culture, it’s rare. the people in these comments should read about hair discrimination against Black people, like seriously.

    • @tatyanafadden2005
      @tatyanafadden2005 Год назад

      "Afro" is more a political statement, than a hair-do.

    • @yourawfulhearttosong
      @yourawfulhearttosong Год назад +5

      @@tatyanafadden2005 it’s a normal hairstyle lol. it’s a shame that blacks people cant wear their hair in healthy, comfortable ways without being scrutinized for it.

    • @avidnongetit8710
      @avidnongetit8710 Год назад +1

      @@tatyanafadden2005 no it's a great hair style. Racist people only, treat a person with vile behavior over hair. It's your freaking hair!

  • @tachiebillano6244
    @tachiebillano6244 2 года назад +265

    "... I don't wanna be your friend anymore!"
    That's exactly how a 6-year-old would say.

    • @mariee.5912
      @mariee.5912 2 года назад +12

      nahhh, 3 years old

    • @rrboss33
      @rrboss33 2 года назад +6

      Or a mobster sounded like your getting green light son 🤔

    • @rachelk4805
      @rachelk4805 2 года назад +9

      This is what my four year old's bestie says when she doesn't want to play the same game he does.

    • @jordie4423
      @jordie4423 2 года назад +1

      Well you will defend the Dems even if our economy collapses, and that’s no surprise with your salary paid by the anti Trumpers. Inflation up, foreign policy disasters, open borders policies and its still Trumps fault. Even the Texas election for a house seat doesn’t open dems eyes. She won with a majority of Hispanic votes but the dems still pretend to be the party for minorities. Citizens from South America know what these socialist policies will bring for the country. 🙈

    • @mariee.5912
      @mariee.5912 2 года назад +2

      @@rachelk4805 🤭🤭yes. Unbelievable

  • @klondike316
    @klondike316 2 года назад +1266

    How bad must a president be that we are actually grateful for Mike Pence?

    • @reagan513
      @reagan513 2 года назад +5

      Pence would not look at his watch when GIs were getting the 21 gun salute. I hope he would not. Not a Trump or Biden fan, both of em got out of the draft, except Bidens draft card failure is never mentioned.

    • @kinzle6831
      @kinzle6831 2 года назад +48

      @@reagan513 Speaking to the greater point, the draft was a shame and the whole war was unneeded. I feel bad for the veterans who suffered for the greed of that generatiations politics.

    • @theresalennon9940
      @theresalennon9940 2 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @kicker3536
      @kicker3536 2 года назад +11

      @@kinzle6831 exactly

    • @nmsuirishmexgemini82
      @nmsuirishmexgemini82 2 года назад +22

      @klondike316, that's exactly what my thoughts were when comparing Jr. Bush to Trump. I actually missed Bush, and that's saying something.

  • @suchitasingh8412
    @suchitasingh8412 2 года назад +140

    the jokes are so brilliant and simple. ."men are being catfished by bins".
    kudos to the writers!

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ 2 года назад +270

    There was no "widespread voter fraud" in 2020, there was just *WIDESPREAD VOTING,* and because of that, Trump lost...BIGLY!
    💡If you voted against Trump in 2020 then you need to vote against the 2022 midterm candidates who support him. Trump may not be on the ballot but Trumpism will be, and it MUST be defeated!
    🗳️ Make WIDESPREAD VOTING Great Again!
    👉🇺🇸 VOTE BLUE IN '22! 🇺🇸👈

    • @rachelk4805
      @rachelk4805 2 года назад

      There are literally people who believe the big lie trying to refuse to do their job and certify the Republican primary for no reason except Dominion machines were used..there is so much cleanup and deprogramming to do. The government could take every dime Trump scammed people out of, and still not be able to pay for damage he has done.

    • @monochet
      @monochet 2 года назад +12

      This👆

    • @andybaldman
      @andybaldman 2 года назад

      Oh shut up Suzy

    • @Justusson
      @Justusson 2 года назад +6

      👍

    • @lamjay6656
      @lamjay6656 2 года назад

      Sure just like what Trevor said: everything is looking UP this administration 🤡

  • @milacosta8605
    @milacosta8605 2 года назад +1235

    "I don't want to be your friend anymore if you don't do this." That's some preschool energy right there. It might have worked if trump had said: "You're not coming to my birthday party." :)

  • @Icebergwallst
    @Icebergwallst 2 года назад +232

    The last time someone said I don’t want to be your friend I was 10 years old 😂

  • @The-Rest-of-Us
    @The-Rest-of-Us 2 года назад +278

    If Mike Pence ever visits Sweden he will now have to take all the trash back home to America.

    • @snorpenbass4196
      @snorpenbass4196 2 года назад +11

      So he can't bring Trump?

    • @denniskappacher303
      @denniskappacher303 2 года назад +1

      nice one 😂

    • @jordie4423
      @jordie4423 2 года назад +1

      Well you will defend the Dems even if our economy collapses, and that’s no surprise with your salary paid by the anti Trumpers. Inflation up, foreign policy disasters, open borders policies and its still Trumps fault. Even the Texas election for a house seat doesn’t open dems eyes. She won with a majority of Hispanic votes but the dems still pretend to be the party for minorities. Citizens from South America know what these socialist policies will bring for the country. 🙈

    • @denniskappacher303
      @denniskappacher303 2 года назад

      @@jordie4423 Hm, guess you are against these swedish trash cans, huh? Them being the result of "socialist policies" and all...

    • @MsAnpassad
      @MsAnpassad 2 года назад +1

      Hopefully, this will stop him from coming here.

  • @maroal24
    @maroal24 2 года назад +58

    A con artist from New York convinced millions of americans that he's the chosen one, and people fell for it 🤣.

    • @interstellar618
      @interstellar618 2 года назад

      Yeah.. and you thought Biden wouldnt destroy our economy..when he even said as much in his campaign. You are not intellectually sound enough to call out who or even what a con artist is.

    • @carliene9389
      @carliene9389 2 года назад

      Yeap

    • @tigerlilytarot2402
      @tigerlilytarot2402 2 года назад

      Scary stuff

    • @gligia4405
      @gligia4405 2 года назад

      Scary

    • @clarkthomas354
      @clarkthomas354 2 года назад +1

      Just a regular guy.😁

  • @Bigtachi4l
    @Bigtachi4l 2 года назад +138

    “I gotta go throw something away, I’ll be right back. “ 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheConnonedrum
      @TheConnonedrum 2 года назад +1

      2 hours later...(in my spongebob voice)...
      I'm back...

  • @martinhealy5989
    @martinhealy5989 2 года назад +563

    Any time I read anything that Trump said anymore I hear it in my head as Trevor impersonating him. Almost makes it bearable

    • @walterude6323
      @walterude6323 2 года назад +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 indeed

    • @jordie4423
      @jordie4423 2 года назад

      Well you will defend the Dems even if our economy collapses, and that’s no surprise with your salary paid by the anti Trumpers. Inflation up, foreign policy disasters, open borders policies and its still Trumps fault. Even the Texas election for a house seat doesn’t open dems eyes. She won with a majority of Hispanic votes but the dems still pretend to be the party for minorities. Citizens from South America know what these socialist policies will bring for the country.

    • @helloxonsfan
      @helloxonsfan 2 года назад +1

      *Vety true (lol)... But here's the serious part... & although I'm no fan of Pence, people need to understand that we were one vice-president & 40 feet (12 m) away from losing our democracy. If he had caved to the pressures & done the illegal things tRump was trying to force him to do, or had fallen victim to tRump's savage insurrectionist thugs, or gotten in that car, then tRump's violent coup would have worked & he'd be dictator for life...!!! (SMH!!!)* 😣

    • @ethanboyd7843
      @ethanboyd7843 2 года назад +2

      No, love him but he's the worst trump impression out there. I mean seriously. Nobody can follow Jon Stewart and Trevor has an amazing story and is an example of America working, but he could've been a correspondent and let someone else lead. Witty, clever, but never profound or out-loud laugh-provoking.

    • @jeangillespie1173
      @jeangillespie1173 2 года назад

      Almost...

  • @rosesmith6925
    @rosesmith6925 2 года назад +66

    Fauci is 81? 😳 He's holding up really well!

    • @saga960
      @saga960 2 года назад +6

      Alcohol and poor diet really ages you. He didn’t go to the correspondence dinner because he probably had better eats at home.
      People only go to parties for free drinks and food.

    • @crystalrickett2302
      @crystalrickett2302 2 года назад +1

      That’s what happens when you get regular quality healthcare.

    • @03lowlah
      @03lowlah 2 года назад

      I swear!!

  • @BlueBaron3339
    @BlueBaron3339 2 года назад +56

    Actually, the smokey the bear character began with an actual bear cub that survived a forest fire, suffered significant burns and was found and treated after the fire by forest service staff. Only reason I know is that my parents brought me to the Washington Zoo to see the bear when I was a kid.

    • @annaw252
      @annaw252 Год назад +2

      Seth Meyers Corrections is thataway man. 👉

    • @BlueBaron3339
      @BlueBaron3339 Год назад +1

      @@annaw252 Thanks Anna 🤣

  • @janedoe3915
    @janedoe3915 2 года назад +424

    While Pence ended up doing the right thing, it’s concerning that Pence tried to find a way around the law and voice of the ppl.

    • @robertcowan7610
      @robertcowan7610 2 года назад +41

      Agreed. But it's far, far more than merely concerning. Personally, I don't feel that the very real dangers we face in 2022 and 2024 re our democratic republic are being treated with the necessary attention, gravity, and defensive effort.

    • @rrboss33
      @rrboss33 2 года назад

      And he tried every legal way just like most democrats tried when trump won but he wasent going to break the law for trump

    • @mpaczkow
      @mpaczkow 2 года назад

      I think that Pence wanted to stay in office too but then he realized that Trump was redirecting the potential illegality and liability of the act to him. Trump is known to throw others under the bus. Just conjecture on my part. There was no way this would have been legal but it would have been very destructive. And MAGATs (Make America Great Again for Trump) would still adore the man.

    • @dilaisy_loone2846
      @dilaisy_loone2846 2 года назад +21

      @@robertcowan7610 unfortunately, people never understand the gravity of a situation until there no more elections

    • @MrShakeem20
      @MrShakeem20 2 года назад

      I'm sorry since the time of nixon, can you state a time when Republicans (Conservatives) have not tried expanding executive powers whilest in office? I can't.

  • @abddub
    @abddub 2 года назад +356

    As a Pakistani myself, I can confirm that we all drink at least 1 cup of tea everyday, so a shortage would be absolutely horrible to witness..
    Then again, with the current economic problems our country is unfortunately facing, Tea is probably the least of our problems.

    • @augustuspetrov7844
      @augustuspetrov7844 2 года назад +2

      Are these problems recent or just recently exacerbated

    • @abddub
      @abddub 2 года назад +20

      ​@@augustuspetrov7844 Majority of our economic problems such as inflation are not recent, its just that they weren't as severe as 2 months ago.
      I'd say many of them have been made worse, such as the price of petrol and wheat, especially when there is a war going on between Russia and Ukraine.

    • @starcherry6814
      @starcherry6814 2 года назад +7

      You said 1? I feel like 4 is more accurate

    • @michaelhall7546
      @michaelhall7546 2 года назад +5

      @@starcherry6814 he said at least 1

    • @abddub
      @abddub 2 года назад +10

      ​​@@starcherry6814True. i know some people that drink even more than that.. over here the tea culture is crazy. but majority of us drink 1 or 2 cups

  • @woodcox0171
    @woodcox0171 2 года назад +58

    Roy makes many of my days. Always been such great people apart of this show.

    • @amberts180
      @amberts180 2 года назад +2

      It’s the broke down Leo Debnar? character that cooks my goose!

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 2 года назад +3

      Love Roy and the combination of Roy and Trevor is a dynamic duo.

  • @UngoyPrime
    @UngoyPrime 2 года назад +26

    1 year, 5 months and 10 days with no consequences for traitors.

    • @bjoardar
      @bjoardar 2 года назад +3

      Tell that to the "shaman" in his prison cell.
      I think you're referring to "politicians" and tRump, and not everyone who was rioting at January 6th, right?

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 2 года назад +407

    Being the only person (Pence) in the west wing that didn’t break federal law isn’t really that great of a selling point…

    • @Leonaza7
      @Leonaza7 2 года назад +17

      Mother said "no"

    • @winstonsmith6607
      @winstonsmith6607 2 года назад +2

      If the liberal media told you to worship Pence, you would. Just like how you love Liz Cheney

    • @InfiniteAura
      @InfiniteAura 2 года назад +30

      @@winstonsmith6607 … who loves Liz Chaney?

    • @avigutierrez8948
      @avigutierrez8948 2 года назад +9

      I know Alec Baldwin had a tragedy in his life but gotta admit this transcript between him and pence needs to be played in snl with him coming back as trump. 😈

    • @winstonsmith6607
      @winstonsmith6607 2 года назад

      @@InfiniteAura All the shills and dembots who act as an echo chamber for the DNC talking points of the day. If the dems say that inflation isn't real, you can count on people like this to repeat that lie ad nauseum

  • @plug420com
    @plug420com 2 года назад +488

    This should be no surprise to Pence. Pence knows what Trump expected from him. You can't be apart of the culture one day and turn your back the next. Pence helped to create this culture. Reap what you sow. This is why we speak up when things are going wrong from both parties and don't wait until it's out of control. This should be a lesson to politicians do what's right for the people of the United States and not for your pockets.

    • @osmosisjones4912
      @osmosisjones4912 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/user/shorts6Fqy5qM5FEk is finally here

    • @sonnyroy497
      @sonnyroy497 2 года назад +25

      CULTure.

    • @theresalennon9940
      @theresalennon9940 2 года назад +7

      I Totally Agree with You

    • @jasondean88888
      @jasondean88888 2 года назад +9

      Only lesson they learned was to make sure and succeed if youre going to overthrow the government.

    • @MR-TNISNE1
      @MR-TNISNE1 2 года назад +10

      NRA has left the chat

  • @chemicallylemon
    @chemicallylemon 2 года назад +31

    I've never ever drawn an almost straight line between the Boston tea party and the live action barbie movie...thank you trevor

  • @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606
    @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606 2 года назад +20

    The last time I used the phrase “I don’t want to be your friend anymore “ I was in 2nd grade. 🤣

  • @lisamartinbradley1039
    @lisamartinbradley1039 2 года назад +223

    Smokey bear was in a forest fire that's why he's named Smokey. He is based on a bear cub found burned after a fire by a forest ranger, I believe it was in the 1960s.

    • @amberandrews6842
      @amberandrews6842 2 года назад +14

      1950 is when he was found.

    • @sharonreeves9093
      @sharonreeves9093 2 года назад +7

      Did the bear cub live? 😢

    • @aazreaal
      @aazreaal 2 года назад +29

      @@sharonreeves9093 Yes! That's why he became a mascot.

    • @Stryder45
      @Stryder45 2 года назад

      @@sharonreeves9093 yes after they healed him of his burns they named him Smokey. And for a time you could even meet him. ruclips.net/video/0pPISy6NxS8/видео.html

    • @derekpearson299
      @derekpearson299 2 года назад +7

      @@aazreaal Yay!

  • @Brownsuga202
    @Brownsuga202 2 года назад +114

    🤣🤣 " I don't want to be your friend anymore" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jupena
      @jupena 2 года назад +2

      So mature...

  • @MsAnpassad
    @MsAnpassad 2 года назад +76

    I'm Swedish and I hadn't even heard about those, but after some googling, they are a thing in some tourist areas, as people on holiday from other countries litter.

    • @MrRedberd
      @MrRedberd 2 года назад

      Then why does the trash can speak Swedish, hmmm?

    • @ThePapaja1996
      @ThePapaja1996 2 года назад +3

      i didnt know that either

    • @circleali9967
      @circleali9967 2 года назад +7

      I haven’t seen it either hahaha but makes sense 🤣 we Swedes do not litter

    • @ACMH98
      @ACMH98 2 года назад +3

      Yeah same. So weird????? 😂

    • @lindagodichiabois2768
      @lindagodichiabois2768 2 года назад +2

      Same here 😆

  • @josephedwarddowling5919
    @josephedwarddowling5919 2 года назад +17

    Of all my years watching Trevor his laugh at 5:35 is truly the most sincere,genuine laugh he has ever had.

  • @dawnmaclear401
    @dawnmaclear401 2 года назад +13

    Roy Wood, Jr., doing traffic, is my new TOTAL favorite!

  • @candicenicole1219
    @candicenicole1219 2 года назад +80

    Who else enjoys Politics because of Trevor!!! I literally love love Politics and glad it’s my major(Political Science actually)💚💚💚 thank you Trevor!!

    • @theresalennon9940
      @theresalennon9940 2 года назад +1

      ME ME ME 😌

    • @marcpeterson1092
      @marcpeterson1092 2 года назад +1

      Just don't tell your profs this show is where you do your research for those term papers.

    • @candicenicole1219
      @candicenicole1219 2 года назад

      @@marcpeterson1092 lol lol lol lol I wouldn’t dare lol. I’m sure my professors watch him as well🤣😂

  • @live_free_or_perish
    @live_free_or_perish 2 года назад +55

    Jan 6 events seem surreal to me. Can't believe it actually happened. Trevor is the only guy I can listen to and laugh instead of feeling blind rage about it.

    • @zedorian6547
      @zedorian6547 2 года назад

      You mean a bunch of idiots walking into a building? Yeah its rough

    • @sailordaigurren8225
      @sailordaigurren8225 2 года назад +2

      @Tilden Cats what?

    • @sailordaigurren8225
      @sailordaigurren8225 2 года назад +2

      @Tilden Cats i understand words, but your word salad makes no real sense.

    • @jolt187
      @jolt187 2 года назад +2

      @Tilden Cats you made no sense

    • @MFBloosh
      @MFBloosh 2 года назад +2

      @Tilden Cats What does Jan 6th and gun control have to do with each other? You're just throwing out buzzwords and talking points that you heard on Tucker Carlson with no legitimate knowledge of what you're talking about.

  • @erik7271
    @erik7271 2 года назад +11

    Trevor is executing the news and script so well. So hilarous, so proffessional and natural! He really is having fun and i love watching this show. BIG thank you to everyone behind the scenes. Very well done with your work every day

  • @PacifistDungeonMaster
    @PacifistDungeonMaster 2 года назад +55

    9:42 that made me spit out my tea. Haven't heard a bin Laden joke in ages.

    • @zwenkwiel816
      @zwenkwiel816 2 года назад

      Don't let the Pakistani government find out you're wasting tea!

  • @barbarakoontharana725
    @barbarakoontharana725 2 года назад +51

    Too funny, the whole way through!!!😂👍

  • @chrislaprise398
    @chrislaprise398 2 года назад +27

    Love to you Trevor, you are the best and help our democracy survive!

  • @winstonsayer
    @winstonsayer 2 года назад +95

    I maintain my opinion that Trevor Noah does the best Trump impression in the world.

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 2 года назад

      Maybe not the best, but definitely one of the most hilarious ones out there.

    • @winstonsayer
      @winstonsayer 2 года назад

      @@xy6845 nah. definitely the best.

    • @tglopez5784
      @tglopez5784 2 года назад +1

      It fucken gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣

    • @chichundusu1201
      @chichundusu1201 2 года назад +1

      he sure does!

  • @CharlesFerraro
    @CharlesFerraro 2 года назад +22

    The funny thing about the final joke about microchips “it’s an app… that connects you to people” the idea is that our phones literally ARE the microchip conspiracy that everyone is so afraid of.

    • @MaryamofShomal
      @MaryamofShomal 2 года назад

      We can’t reason with brainwashed zombies. It will take professional cult deprogrammers and full family interventions, and even then, there’s no guarantee that it would work on the tens of millions of Americans who’ve been plied with disinformation for decades, just like the masses in Putin.

  • @gabriel-gc4uf
    @gabriel-gc4uf 2 года назад +10

    "The music is a little lame but the ladies are gorgeous" "but Mr president, this is church". That was too hilarious.

  • @jannettemorris7540
    @jannettemorris7540 2 года назад +25

    👍🏻😂🤣😂you and your team do the best job covering this crazy world 🌎 🙏🏻 thank you 😊

  • @ghffrsfygdhfjkjiysdz
    @ghffrsfygdhfjkjiysdz 2 года назад +8

    1:25 can we just pause and appreciate the fact that he is 81 years of age. I'll probably look older that that and stop being a productive member of the society when i am 60, and he is going strong at 81!

  • @ravenscry048
    @ravenscry048 2 года назад +37

    This routine ,made me laugh hysterically. It's great. I haven't done that for months. Carry on!!

  • @adegbenroagoro5180
    @adegbenroagoro5180 2 года назад +40

    For all those eulogizing Pence the conversation says he declared he’d looked for a way to do what Trump wanted but couldn’t find any.

  • @MrBobbyj32
    @MrBobbyj32 2 года назад +10

    "I don't want to be your friend anymore." 🤣 There is absolutely no shame with this man. As long as you have 💰 💰 💰 there's no need for dignity and self- respect.

  • @gumaalbert7242
    @gumaalbert7242 2 года назад +5

    Travor is the most gifted Tv host of all time. Been watching you for years all the way from Uganda🇺🇬

  • @minafl1
    @minafl1 2 года назад +52

    Of all the funny things Trevor said over the years, this one takes the cake 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lydiawhy7547
    @lydiawhy7547 2 года назад +21

    Lock him up , lock them all up, throw away the key
    Take some time ,
    sign petition to impeach
    Clarence Thomas

  • @0callaghan
    @0callaghan 2 года назад +12

    He's right though most people do 50/50 tea lemonade, but really to do it right it's 2/3 unsweetened tea, 1/3 real sugar lemonade. Add a sprig of mint 10 out of 10

  • @NadineBedayse
    @NadineBedayse 2 года назад +5

    “I don’t want to be your friend anymore …..” ….what a pre-schooler!!

  • @willcline5918
    @willcline5918 2 года назад +31

    Fun fact, the real life Smokey (Originally named Hot Foot Teddy) was found in a tree after a forest fire.

  • @laurab3441
    @laurab3441 2 года назад +43

    Lol "Trump thought they were friends"

    • @rrboss33
      @rrboss33 2 года назад +1

      Na that was mobster talk 👄code for your getting green light son

  • @PJ-vf4kf
    @PJ-vf4kf 2 года назад +4

    Honestly, Roy's traffic is the best. I love it.

  • @abysminternal
    @abysminternal 2 года назад +6

    No Trevor you don't understand, you haven't had actual Chai in Pakistan or India, that's the stuff of gods!
    I didn't even like tea until I went, now I'm hooked for life! 😆

  • @andymilisits8276
    @andymilisits8276 2 года назад +27

    Though I disagree with Pence's idealogies and conservative views, I admire his integrity!

    • @tealsquare
      @tealsquare 2 года назад +7

      What integrity? He entertained this nonsense and let it fester. Even to this day he won't outrightly call out Trump on the election loss. Such courage and integrity!

    • @MrRedberd
      @MrRedberd 2 года назад

      He was probably tired of being around Trump, like most people. Pence is no hero. Conservatives will try to spin it that way when the public turns against Trump.

    • @Phizzo4real
      @Phizzo4real 2 года назад +6

      Integrity? Wouldn't say that, but I appreciate there are lines even he wouldn't cross.

    • @eros9093
      @eros9093 2 года назад +4

      @@Phizzo4real well for a republican that is all integrity we can ask for

    • @marcusaurelius7263
      @marcusaurelius7263 2 года назад

      @@tealsquare he did at the federalist conference

  • @WilliametcCook
    @WilliametcCook 2 года назад +8

    "Why isn't it possible?"
    "It's just not."
    "WHY. NOT."

  • @pimisi
    @pimisi 2 года назад +8

    The US was just one “Pence” away from losing democracy. Oh what the cost would have been!

  • @OrdenJust
    @OrdenJust 2 года назад +24

    I wish instead of giving Trump the advice that he did, John Eastman told Trump, "Your best chance of remaining as President is to go to North Korea, and form a government-in-exile."

  • @merida3561
    @merida3561 2 года назад +168

    The President of Pakistan asking people to drinking less tea is like a President in USA asking for people to shoot less

    • @sleepnomore6065
      @sleepnomore6065 2 года назад

      They die you mean?

    • @intothewild903
      @intothewild903 2 года назад +4

      Prime Minister of Pakistan.

    • @Spiritof_76
      @Spiritof_76 2 года назад

      @@sleepnomore6065 Please explain.

    • @johncatty6560
      @johncatty6560 2 года назад

      No, replace "shoot" with "drive". Because with shooting you'll mainly get the Republican (and a few Democrat) voters only.

    • @MrShakeem20
      @MrShakeem20 2 года назад

      do they not sell tea to the public??? why is the govt PAYING for this tea and not the consumer?

  • @scrogfpv7443
    @scrogfpv7443 2 года назад +38

    He’s talking between the lines. “You won’t be my friend” means “you will be my enemy”. How squares threaten other squares.

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde 2 года назад

      You are one few people that has it right!!!.........Trump never makes direct threats, he uses code talk, in the style of the old mob.

    • @AOAYUNARIA
      @AOAYUNARIA 2 года назад

      I agree.. If Pence is Trump's "friend", Trump will make sure his friends are protected. If Pence is not Trump's friend anymore, Trump will make sure his violent mob knows to direct their anger at Pence as their new target.

    • @nealwilliams7743
      @nealwilliams7743 2 года назад +8

      Yea, and Pence knew what that meant. That's why he didn't get in that limo.

  • @heatherphillips8039
    @heatherphillips8039 2 года назад +1

    Diaper Donnie Whining: "I don't want to be your friend any more,"! Cracked me up!

  • @chrisberdin
    @chrisberdin 2 года назад +1

    They should add “Tenoooch!” on those bins.. 😂😂

  • @immortalasirpa8199
    @immortalasirpa8199 2 года назад +59

    Trevor ends every impression by screaming, "Ah." Unless he's doing Mitch McConnell, and then it's more like, "Bluh."

    • @nursingnotes212
      @nursingnotes212 2 года назад +7

      I noticed that Trevor's version of Mitch McConnell says "Maw!" a lot

    • @mjfor-short4844
      @mjfor-short4844 2 года назад

      I don’t like it at all.

  • @mongchacha
    @mongchacha 2 года назад +5

    “I don’t wanna be your friend anymore!” 🤣😂🤣

  • @merlinoddog2197
    @merlinoddog2197 2 года назад +2

    The underlying message to "I don't want to be your friend anymore" is, you don't wanna be my enemy, do ya Mikey?

  • @vincentwinqvist4023
    @vincentwinqvist4023 2 года назад +2

    "Tea drinkers are so calm."
    Brittain started two very deadly wars in order to get tea.

  • @jones8041
    @jones8041 2 года назад +5

    Really enjoying the "Weather, Traffic etc." talks. some funny stuff in there!

  • @silenc3x
    @silenc3x 2 года назад +3

    The height from which they pour is what creates the froth in the tea. And best believe they want their chai frothy.

  • @AlbertWChang
    @AlbertWChang 2 года назад +10

    Really enjoying these full episodes 💪🏼🙌🏼

    • @Wardawg-
      @Wardawg- 2 года назад

      Theses aren’t full episodes

  • @mamaconsuelo7609
    @mamaconsuelo7609 2 года назад +8

    Best traffic reporter ever. So perfectly executed

  • @mdnews3963
    @mdnews3963 2 года назад +39

    Trump's is almost in jail 😁🙏🏼

    • @ulysessoliverasponyman
      @ulysessoliverasponyman 2 года назад +5

      Almost there

    • @dominiquecarter5055
      @dominiquecarter5055 2 года назад +7

      I really hope so.

    • @coconwa
      @coconwa 2 года назад

      I don’t think so . American did nothing when he was impeached twice & don’t be surprised that he saved “Presidential Pardon “ 4 himself & his family .

    • @annjohnson8437
      @annjohnson8437 2 года назад +4

      🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

  • @SLYdevil
    @SLYdevil 2 года назад +10

    ! Finally someone talks about the real problems the Arnold Palmer! The half-and-half! Thank you

  • @angrydoggy9170
    @angrydoggy9170 2 года назад +12

    Don’t worry about parents being worried in Sweden, the Swedish people aren’t too shy to talk about reproduction with their kids. Perhaps that’s why teenage unplanned pregnancy is rather low there.

    • @MaryamofShomal
      @MaryamofShomal 2 года назад

      Scandinavians are better than us in so many ways. I have family in Norway and it’s one of the greatest places on Earth.

  • @justsaying3729
    @justsaying3729 2 года назад +2

    I love the Faci Jokes....You nailed it Trevor. LOL!!

  • @kenb5564
    @kenb5564 2 года назад +7

    The next time I visit Sweden, I'm going looking for these trashcans🤣

  • @trixies.1322
    @trixies.1322 2 года назад +21

    Trevor, you are hilarious!

  • @thealienwatcher540
    @thealienwatcher540 2 года назад +3

    I often love it & find it so funny when Roy Wood Jr. is asked about the Traffic and he stands there looking at the screen as if he's about to say something relevant and sends gestures with his hands in a posture that says 'what's there to say there's nothing here'

  • @walterplyons
    @walterplyons 2 года назад +20

    Roy, I've followed you only about the last four years......dude, You are becoming Comedic Genius!!!!! Keep up the excellent work!!! (I vote for Roy to STAY on the DAILY SHOW but also HAVE A SPINOFF -just saying -it's been done before)

  • @sherimann6144
    @sherimann6144 2 года назад +9

    Trevor your impersonation is epic! Give him a raise comedy central! So jealous!

  • @xkaiser55
    @xkaiser55 2 года назад +4

    The best always comes last. Loved you guys. Keep up #Trevor.

  • @Vitriol-Divergent
    @Vitriol-Divergent 2 года назад +2

    "I don't wanna be your friend anymore if you won't do this." Spoken like an emotional toddler.

  • @hannuala-olla4302
    @hannuala-olla4302 2 года назад +1

    Of course it works that way. Tea drinkers are so calm because of the tea - take the tea away and you'll take away the calm too.

  • @Best-mx2of
    @Best-mx2of 2 года назад +4

    Never let yourself be ordered to break the law.

  • @davidmedlin8562
    @davidmedlin8562 2 года назад +12

    I'm one of those parents staring out the window lol.its not fun

  • @circleali9967
    @circleali9967 2 года назад +2

    I’m from Sweden and I haven’t seen those trash cans Hahhahaha 🤣 we doing the most wow!

  • @seantlewis376
    @seantlewis376 2 года назад +3

    Third time I've watched this, and I still laugh with most of the jokes. Well done, Trevor and TDS staff!

  • @ralphcolerick4939
    @ralphcolerick4939 2 года назад +6

    Roy Woos jr makes the show better with his explanations on any subject

  • @lostbutfreesoul
    @lostbutfreesoul 2 года назад +10

    "Not my friend" is code for - I will seek to destroy you.
    Then comes Jan 6th....

  • @openminds8765
    @openminds8765 2 года назад +2

    Traffic Roy is AWESOME. We want to see more of Traffic Roy!!!

  • @terrancevestal4927
    @terrancevestal4927 2 года назад +2

    Trapped in a forest fire. Ironically, that's exactly how Smokey became Smokey.

  • @JbangX2
    @JbangX2 2 года назад +39

    Dear Writers. Trevor is so much smarter and more capable than the material you give him.

    • @WarHalo2010
      @WarHalo2010 2 года назад

      Trevor is a bottom of the barrel diversity hire.

    • @JbangX2
      @JbangX2 2 года назад +2

      @@WarHalo2010 I'm trying not to judge you while I'm figuring out if your comment is racist or not.

    • @samsiesta8749
      @samsiesta8749 2 года назад +1

      @@JbangX2 Definitely racist. He lost his girlfriend and job to a black woman.

  • @id10t98
    @id10t98 2 года назад +3

    Roy kills it at the end!

  • @V.L.R.
    @V.L.R. 2 года назад +1

    Ladies & Gentlemen….Trevor Noah and Roy Wood, Jr.!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂😂

  • @anthonycerra
    @anthonycerra 2 года назад +2

    Smokey the Bear was absolutely in a forest fire. 🤣 It is literally his origins story.

    • @alamc200
      @alamc200 2 года назад

      That 3 month old bear cub rescued in 1950 and was named after the Smokey the Bear campaign which had started in 1944, so the fake Smokey came first.

  • @winstonsmith6607
    @winstonsmith6607 2 года назад +39

    I love Trevor Noah's jokes about Republicans

    • @aazreaal
      @aazreaal 2 года назад +2

      I just like his jokes in general

  • @javiergamez3343
    @javiergamez3343 2 года назад +8

    "I don't gonna be your friend no more" wow, typical of a spoil kid, who his parents never told no, who never experienced the real world

  • @B7NZ
    @B7NZ 2 года назад +3

    Ya, Trum said hypothetically if u had the power wouldn't it be cool, Pence instead of saying no (which he did) said it would be supper dupper cool, but they won't let me, Trum high pressure answer, we are not friends anymore. Quoting a book quoting

  • @georgeramirez7525
    @georgeramirez7525 2 года назад +2

    "I don't want to be your friend" takes me back to the simpsons

  • @kurtcurtis2730
    @kurtcurtis2730 2 года назад +21

    I am relishing visualizing ex-president Trump Sitting behind his pretend presidential desk in Florida gulping down a big Mac in between raging and screaming at the TV during these hearings. What I wouldn’t give to see THAT live On a split screen!

  • @Makarosc
    @Makarosc 2 года назад +12

    Britain looking at Pakistan right now "I raised that boy 😌"

    • @Person1865
      @Person1865 2 года назад +1

      *colonized

    • @Makarosc
      @Makarosc 2 года назад

      @@Person1865 I feel like your taking this a bit too literal

  • @Find-Your-Bliss-
    @Find-Your-Bliss- 2 года назад +2

    Donald: You can’t play with my Barbies any more.
    Mike: I don’t want to dress Ken like Kim Jong-un, anyway…

  • @dorothymarquis7529
    @dorothymarquis7529 2 года назад +2

    I love your take on persuasive trashcans. I am also enjoying your new reporting segments. Quite clever and fun.