Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest RUclipsr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear tetra
@@pedoboys yep, my videocard is so old i cant even find it, on google let alone buy one. 4096MB ATI Radeon RX 580 Same for everything else, cheap ass cpu and all.
@@CoffeeTheDragondidn't know there were any graphics cards cable of raytracing made 6 years ago let alone a low end one. I'm sorry not typically new gen consoles aren't very revolutionary but nothing can be said about this gen which provides 3070 performance at 500 dollars/pounds (with disk drive)
Love the christmas-y stuff :D A great laughter during this time! Always been a huge fan of your mystery tech videos, not just seeing weird tech but also ken and matt being savages :D
Hearing Ken say “over priced” was funny. I thought that word wasn’t a part of his vocabulary because he always buying or overly paying for stuff on Austin’s credit cards.
It's funny I bought a used Xbox for $30 at a pawn shop. It was scuffed, dirty, I had thought I wasted my money. It whirred to life and I was impressed with the durability of the nearly 20 year old machine. Seeing Austin's near pristine Xbox not work well made me chuckle wickedly. Merry Christmas anyway haha
The xbox segment made me sad. Same thing happened to my xbox when I was like 11 just stopped reading discs. That error screen brings back traumatic memories 😢
Hohoho santa austin just so u know u got that plate of processors and that glass if cooling liquid next the fireplace! Cant wait for my new pc under teh tree 🤗🤗🤗
"As a fat guy, I am so offended by this."
xD
@@s1mple.br4nch oof
Me too
Santa doesn't really have to be fat.
I’ve never heard someone say that before lol
"lets not do a comparison we've done enough of those" the self awareness is so amazing lmao, but man he really did milk that console dry
the xbox was upside down haha 😂
Hahahahaha 69 years funni number that make me go laugh
Btw love your profile pic
Is it 3 days or 69 years make ye mind up
Nice name
"Did you already sell this one?" Ken scalping ps5s
Yep
Is it not obvious that all Ken wants is a free ride?
Do you expect anything less?
It was more than likely a PS5 they used in a video
Yeah not cool :(
1:05 missed opportunity to say “hey guys, this is Santa”
tf are the replies to this comment
@@iwantsexseemyvideo3336 wtf are you trying to get at
2:11 Scalper exposed.
Cant you take a joke woken one?
Reselling a single PS ain't scalpers.
Clearly someone is oblivious to sarcasm
they werent joking. they have been scalping ps5s since release
Yrrrr nah...I really do not think this was a joke
Anyone else just learnt the window wasn’t real😂😂😂
Yes
Me
I don't understand
@@ZEN-oq4og on the left of Austin
3:15
“Come.Come Pikachu, into my sack”
- Austin Evans
@@iwantsexseemyvideo5962 So are you a bot or no
@@emperorantarctica6210 yeah they probably are a bot
It’s at 69 likes sorry I can’t like
I subscribed
Kissing gole
Austin: “that’s just a ps5”
Angry 8 year olds that shouldn’t have access to the internet: *”JuSt A pS5?!?!*
Facts
you sus
Bruh lol. You earned a sub
@@paramyadav4281 and now they are gonna say "AmOnG Us"
JuSt A pS5?!?! U sUs! ImMa Go PlAy AmOnG uS.
"that's for resell"
D:
... ... So you're part of the problem, I see.
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest RUclipsr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear tetra
@@AxxLAfriku no one asked
Lol
@@str1ped_b0y lol
Hahah rats
"It wouldn't fit in the sack" "Servicing children" What episode is this?
You forgot the part where he said those little helicopter things are going straight into Santa’s sack!
You didn't know? The real Santa Claus is a pedo
I love how Austin said "Is that a PlayStation 5 ?" so casually
Well its a pretty lame-ass console that is still not as strong as my 6 year old low-end pc XD
@@CoffeeTheDragon "Low end PC"
@@pedoboys yep, my videocard is so old i cant even find it, on google let alone buy one. 4096MB ATI Radeon RX 580 Same for everything else, cheap ass cpu and all.
@@CoffeeTheDragon there wasn't an ATI Rx 580
@@CoffeeTheDragondidn't know there were any graphics cards cable of raytracing made 6 years ago let alone a low end one. I'm sorry not typically new gen consoles aren't very revolutionary but nothing can be said about this gen which provides 3070 performance at 500 dollars/pounds (with disk drive)
12:43 ah yes, the XO𐐒X
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ah yes, I love my Xbox’s upside down
"is this a tree"
Quarantine got to austin
Nah dawg it's a quarantree😂
@F*UĆK ME ! SEE MY VÍDÉO ! go away bot
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Ken is like. "Carefull that's for resell"
Don't tell me ken is a scalper.
On the other hand, i wouldn't be suprised to be honest
2:17 gross that guy resells PS5s for quick cash
So?
Ikr🤦🏾♂️ foken scalpers /s
@@dadummyyt27 Mario is pretty cool if you are 9 I guess
scummy for sure
I like show this guy has a fortnite profile pic while saying this
Can we just appreciate Matt’s sense of humour and how he can laugh at him self. That’s hard to do
Not really hard to
"How does a santa costume come in every size but an extra large, as a fat guy I am so offended" 😂😂😂😂😂
@@ritawant1063 stfu
@@qnovalegion-old9338 nice make them delete there comment ;)
"did u put the playstation in my sack?" - famous last words - Austin Evans 2020
Ahhh yes, back to your roots Austin. My favorite series. All you need now is “hey guys this is Austin!”
Exactly
True
Yeah me too
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Very useful guide I been wondering for years how to spend $340 on amazon this is truly life changing thanks so very much how can I repay you?
Send him $340
@@SamriddhaBasu lol
Austin NEEDS to bring back his old intro at least for 1 video!
i dont know why but its kinda satisfying hearing it Lol
@@graym5374 ikr
He should atleast do it on Christmas day
im glad @AUSTIN EVANS is a fan of Lo-fi Beats.....i needed a companion
Where is „Hey Guys, this is Austin“?😭
He hasn't done it on mystery tech for like a year. But I also miss that intro.
@@mr.sirgaming7507 R.I.P 😔😣😖😫😫😩
Cuz now everyone knows him,
“ hello and welcome to mystery tech “ new intro
He doesn't want that brand anymore
@@JeskidoYT when did he say this? i’ve actually been wondering why he stopped
@5:17 Justin Laughing like the joker in Santa costume gave me gosebumps. Nightmare fuel there!
1:13 in early 2020 when people first started to wear masks
Honestly
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If anyone remembers the 80s film “ batteries not included * “, that’s what those light up spinners reminded me of. Lol
Love the christmas-y stuff :D A great laughter during this time! Always been a huge fan of your mystery tech videos, not just seeing weird tech but also ken and matt being savages :D
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Yeah I love the Christmas stuff too
Hearing Ken say “over priced” was funny. I thought that word wasn’t a part of his vocabulary because he always buying or overly paying for stuff on Austin’s credit cards.
Happy Holidays to everyone!!! I hope you all have a great week!🎄
"Hey guys This is scalpers and today in Scalping tech"
Me: Mom can we have Santa Clause at home?
Mom:We already have Santa Clause at home
Santa Clause at home:
They need to make PETT:
People for the Ethical Treatment of Tech
Man if that existed, Austin and Plainrock124 would be in big trouble
I thought those glasses would play Tetris. My day has been ruined
lol same
5:17 when the teacher forgets to assign you homework during the holidays
Is it just me or do I love watching Austin Evans waste a bunch of money on Amazon 🥰
*Ken wastes the money
Yes, it is just you if YOU love watching him waste money
@@jezusko True we love Ken
It's funny I bought a used Xbox for $30 at a pawn shop. It was scuffed, dirty, I had thought I wasted my money. It whirred to life and I was impressed with the durability of the nearly 20 year old machine. Seeing Austin's near pristine Xbox not work well made me chuckle wickedly. Merry Christmas anyway haha
1:14 Austin calling out PewDiePie's pet bee 😂(pffft)
He flew out the window when they opened it
"Magnets. How do they work?" LOVE THE REFERENCE 😃😃😃
Figured out the problem with the "XOBX" at 12:44
It was upside down genius
4:10 meme squad needs to put the cat jamming over that
Correction:
The hottest 2020 holiday gift for spoiled rich kids and middle aged scalpers
I'm not rich but I did use my info as a stock boy to secure one for my little bro at retail price
@@ClipsfromtheKing stfu a pc is a ay better than ps5
Every year a lot of websites publish a list of "the best tech gifts for such and such". Reviewing the items on one of those lists would be funny.
"hey guys this is Austin" when half the planet was lost in the blip
@@iwantsexseemyvideo654 𝐒𝐇𝐔𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐔𝐏
Merry Christmas to you all, great video, was really funny lol 🤣 and fun to watch
When u been watching Austin evans since 2017 and you just found out what you thought was a windows was just lights 🤯🤯🤯
Merry Christmas Austin. You're doing a great job. Hope 2021 brings you even more success and happiness.
Austin should make a video call "How to *save* $340 on Amazon!"
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The xbox segment made me sad. Same thing happened to my xbox when I was like 11 just stopped reading discs. That error screen brings back traumatic memories 😢
Matt "As a fat guy I am so offended by this ."
Me : so true
Merry Christmas Austin. Have a great day with your family and friends. Love your vids you rock 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
"Don't say servicing kids again."
Mom: What do you want for christmas son
Me: A new mystery tech episode!!!!!!!!!!!
“That’s for resale” no sus
Merry Christmas Austin love ur vids man
fucking love mystery tech, squealed when I saw the notification
That absolute roast at 9:41 physically wounded me. Why they had to crush my guys life like that? 🙉
Every Single Mystery Tech episode i feel like Austin loses apart of his dignity I stg
Ken just casually burps an Xbox to get it working again like some kind of tech whisperer 💀
340$, you become poor man !?
Next time i wanna see them 5 digit numbers
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So like 340.59
The only way to miss that much money is to be Austin Evans
12:37 : "XOBX"
it's just upside down?
"no one wants a skinny santa" WATCH CHRISTMAS CHRONICALS 2 OR 1 AND YOU WILL SEE A HEALTHY SANTA!!!
He’s back what kind of junk did he buy this time
Ok it starting with a Santa suit this is promising
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I honestly thought it was a burrito😂😂😂 2:41
Wait your resealing the ps5 scalper
It's a joke settle down before u hurt ur self
Fake
Not sure if there's anything more hilarious than an Xbox that runs on headpats
"As an early guy, I am so offended by the lack of funny comments and the extra bots"
Austin and friends: buy expensive stuff to review
Also austin and friends: throws it around
5:29 This bring memories of beyblade...
Anybody else notice that when they display the original Xbox, it is upside down? 😂😂😂
8 year old me: "Mommy, I want the XOBX for Christmas!!"
Hey Austin I’m on that Notification gang
Same
Same
its truly a christmas present to see austin dressed up as santa
2 views, 8 likes, and of course, 77 comments. Nice.
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I love that there is a audi rs3 model car just chillin in the botton left
Probably the most uninteresting episode of mystery tech.
Ken petting the xbox to life was my favorite part of the video
That petting and beating of the XBOX brought back memories of my childhood..❤️😂
Even Ken is in the process of becoming a scalper.
Hohoho santa austin just so u know u got that plate of processors and that glass if cooling liquid next the fireplace! Cant wait for my new pc under teh tree 🤗🤗🤗
Just ordered that solar powered magnetic motor using your link so you’re welcome... and merry Christmas.
It’d be a little heavy but probably worth it to keep a CRT on hand to show off the old school systems whenever they pull them out.
"It's been opened?!"
Austin, my friend, I would literally die if I just found one still in its box and for sale. Lol
Ken is doing everything we did back in the day to make the console work
The malnourished 2020 Santa is actually kind of appropriate.
Matt being mad that the Santa thing is lower than an XL, then saying “as a fat guy...” is MOOD.
Mystery tech was a mystery by itself until now
When Santa Dies, And The Eldest Elf Has To Take His Place:
"come pikachu, come to my sack"
am I the only one thinking about stuff?
Nope
"Straight into Santa's Sack" LMAO xD
*_"So theres some Pens and balls"_* *That Cracked me up*
Austin with Santa beard = skinny Santa
Austin without Santa beard = Mrs. Claus.
Everyone should have a desk top tree. Shit is nice af to have just as decor for the season.
mystery tech is the only compelling thing about this cannel
The glasses make Austin look like Tony stark at a press conference lol lmao
Why was the xbox upside down during the b-roll
XOBX hahahaha
“Did you put the PlayStation in my sac?” Austin 2020
Matt being offended by the santa costume sizing was great lol
"Pens and balls".."I will just put them in my sack"..God Awfully funny
1:04 that is the skinniest santa i have ever seen in my life...lol
Wow, Austin went from Jolly ol' Santa to member of Team Rocket real quick.