My brother's son, a bearded dragon named shrimp 🦐, can ONLY sleep at night if he is tucked into a fluffy blanket. His face MUST be covered, but only with his snoot peeking out to get some good air. And yes he has written out these instructions when he has been out of the house. My brother asks "can you put Shrimpy to bed please?" And we do just that.
@@ItzTheLoser looked it up in the "urban dictionary", and apparently if you have socks on doing something mildly gay or actually gay it's like saying "no homo"
I have five lizards and yes, they hold my hand, they cuddle, go on walks with me (i keep them on a leash only so a dog can't get to them). Lizards are amazing and theyre very much like scaly dogs. If anything.. they're better. Theyre just as loyal, soft and respectful. But the thing is, if anyone wants a relationship with a lizard like that; you have to treat them as if they're our own, then they'll treat you like a best friend, they'll welcome you as one of them. But you have to welcome then as one of us if you want that true trust.
It's a Argus Monitor Lizard. This one is about a year old in the video at the time. They can grow up to around 4 ft. They ideally need a large enclosure as they age so, not really what I think you're looking for.
He obviously loves you very much and the two of you have a deep bond... As deep as he will eat through your insides if you die before him. I think he would eat your eyes first because of all the love he feels when you look at him through them. He's such a sweet little guy and, above all, so human-like in his behavior. Sometimes it's hard to believe that Raptor is just an ordinary little kitten. #Ralphie the Cat
@@BXGPPSQXAD I was going on another commenter, I don't really know much about monitors because I haven't had a real desire to have one. I'm more of a skink girl.
What a lovely child. You must be so proud.
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Your human child is kind of unusual but you souldd be proud of it regardless
I have five of these peculiar human children, they deserve all the gifts and treats!
A featherless biped you say...?
BEHOLD, A MAN!
Can’t believe people are still making featherless biped jokes to this day!
@@harryto4820 we never change
@@jr2904 Diogenes really did just have that mad Tumblr energy if I do say so myself, and I do say so myself my man and/or woman
@Harry To what is it from?
@@palestar828 "Featherless Biped" is a meme made by ancient greek philosopher madman, Diogenes
A very interesting Ferret you got there 🤔
No very interesting capybara
I think its a fish
No its a orangutan
It obviously a stoat
nah that’s a messed up horse
My brother's son, a bearded dragon named shrimp 🦐, can ONLY sleep at night if he is tucked into a fluffy blanket. His face MUST be covered, but only with his snoot peeking out to get some good air. And yes he has written out these instructions when he has been out of the house. My brother asks "can you put Shrimpy to bed please?" And we do just that.
I have a love hate relationship with this comment. I love that this is a thing, and i hate that I don't have that kinda life
that is the cutest thing ever
@@virtuouswanderer5563 honestly, I feel the same way!
That bearded dragon got a better life than me 😭
My family's beardie can only sleep if her face is covered too. It's so sweet.
"Let's see Paul Allen's monitor"
Lmfao
I was about to say lmao
FRRRR
Underrated comment
Nice
“His design is very human” is the best part
"He likes to hold my hands but only when my socks are on"
He's just letting you know he's not gay and just letting a homie know he cares
I dont ever get the reference about the sock thing
@@ItzTheLoser looked it up in the "urban dictionary", and apparently if you have socks on doing something mildly gay or actually gay it's like saying "no homo"
Animals don’t have sexualities
@@RushiaRenoku some of them kinda do
@@RushiaRenoku there is a type of monkey where there are men monkeys that have $3x with other men monkeys
Why this man sound like patrick bateman😂
Right!?
I don't think I ever ever seen such a happy lizard.
Holds my hand but only with socks on 💀💀💀
He don’t want any homo
"Lizards are nearly emotionless and aren't affectionate. If you want a pet that will love you back, don't get a lizard!"
Actual lizards:
And ppl say reptiles are souless
Bro sounds like he’s one Huey Lewis & The News song away from killing someone with an axe
Your laugh is so wholesome and sweet 🥺
Mans progressively started to sound more and more like Patrick Bateman through the video lol
That’s a mighty fine chihuahua you got there
Dude, your boy is wicked smart.
I have five lizards and yes, they hold my hand, they cuddle, go on walks with me (i keep them on a leash only so a dog can't get to them). Lizards are amazing and theyre very much like scaly dogs. If anything.. they're better. Theyre just as loyal, soft and respectful. But the thing is, if anyone wants a relationship with a lizard like that; you have to treat them as if they're our own, then they'll treat you like a best friend, they'll welcome you as one of them. But you have to welcome then as one of us if you want that true trust.
>Captions - Dog
>Title - Cat
>Video - Clearly a giraffe
>"His design is very human"
Raptor is your man, best friend for life he thinks he’s human 😂😂 he’s so cute
The fact that he looked like he did a backflip at the start when jumping off your legs😭-
Cutest baby I've ever seen
Argus Monitor. Super smart monitor.
Friend . . he's all yours!!!
Design is very human
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Reptile
I Been wanting a emerald tree monitor, your videos make me want one even more😂
Patrick Bateman describes giant lizard
Raptor is so pure-love him so much
Cute Cat
He is going to be an amazing space exhibit curator
What type of monitor lizard is this. I'm serious. It's badass
It's a Argus Monitor Lizard. This one is about a year old in the video at the time. They can grow up to around 4 ft. They ideally need a large enclosure as they age so, not really what I think you're looking for.
Bro Patrick Bateman got a new pet 💀
i love seeing people take in weird dogs and giving them good homes
That Elmo laugh at the end 😂
That carpet... I thought you had legitimately covered the floor of a room with dirt just for a lizard.
I never knew jellyfish could be that energetic.
The way you said that sounds like American psycho 😂
Monitor lizards are just scaley doggo In disguise
He’s so pretty 🦎❤️
He only holds your hand when your socks are on.....🤔
*WAIT A SECOND BUDDY* 😶
He obviously loves you very much and the two of you have a deep bond... As deep as he will eat through your insides if you die before him. I think he would eat your eyes first because of all the love he feels when you look at him through them. He's such a sweet little guy and, above all, so human-like in his behavior. Sometimes it's hard to believe that Raptor is just an ordinary little kitten.
#Ralphie the Cat
Let's see Paul Allens trained Dog...
bruhs a dinosour 💀💀💀💀
PRoTeCt THe CHilD!
The when your socks are on joke kills me everytime 😂
Your a proud dad as a son tbh and I'm sure he will grow even bigger
Monitor lizards are one of the most intelligent reptiles ever
This makes me happy. Look at how well behaved he is, like a little gentleman.
Nice cat
He talks like Patrick Bateman
homie is just happy to make you happy dawg- like thats the raptor doggos soul purpose: make hooman happy lmao
It acts like a cat? So you can't get it to learn tricks, sleeps 20 hours a day AND will scratch up my sofa? Sold
loved the sock reference..
You baitman impression is too die for 😉
"His design is very human."
...yes.
Raptors like a literal child as a reptile😂😂 not in a mean way just like he acts so human😊
goodest scale puppy 😊❤
also "his design is very human" 😅
Not me kissing my screen
Wow, truly remarkable! He's both a cat AND a dog!
I Like this dog :)
That gizzard lizard loves you!
Weird kid but glad you guys have a health relationship
That’s A adorable cat!
he looks ready to evolve into a mosasaur and dominate the seas
I like lizards. Those claws are concerning but the lizard is cute
I like your dog
raptor is best boy
What lovely dinosaur ❤️
Anyone ever tell you that you sound an awful lot like Patrick Bateman..?
Need more of this in my life, just a guy and his Chihuahua 😌💛
What a good dog what breed is he
Ligma
I love him! 😍 he has the best name too
I love your little ostrich it's so cute 🥰
awww what a cute puppy!
What a great video. I love this boy!!
That joker laugh at the end
Monitors are so damn smart
idt ive ever met someone with my matched humor amazing
What kind of lizard is he oh me gosh he’s adorable
you mean what type of narwhal is he, right?
@@yakult903 o h
I saw someone say emerald tree monitor. Monitors are not an area i know alot about but body wise seems abt right- not v emerald tho
@@sociallyexhausted it's either an ackie monitor or a Argus monitor y'all gotta get your lizards right
@@BXGPPSQXAD I was going on another commenter, I don't really know much about monitors because I haven't had a real desire to have one. I'm more of a skink girl.
What a beauty.
He is really cute ❤
What a cute puppy
Patrick Bateman and his cute little Zuckerberg
That carpet is begging for a vacuum
Ughhhhh you make me want one so bad. Been my dream for so many years. Good job keepin him lean my friend
Bro looks like a miniature version of obi wans giant lizard horse
This is awesome never seen a pet lizard that active😮
That's the cutest chicken i've ever seen 😍
Sounding like Patrick Bateman
"wait for me to grow up"
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❤❤❤😂 precious!!
lovely child he is a qt
These raptors are very very intelligent
Cute little critter
You sound like an exhausted Solid Snake
That is a very cute dog
Playful twins ☺️
He's so cool wish i had one like this
Thats a funky lookin dog