If you dig into the "let's game it out" back catalog you'll see Josh was actually doing something exactly like this with a guy called Anthony, I love the talking "shit while playing games" style.
my father thought it would be funny to move an elf on the shelf around in my room with a knife. every christmas i felt fear that it would murder me in my sleep
My mom lied to my older brother about his preschool getting eaten by giant ants because she didn't like the teachers. When she switched my preschool, she straight-up said she didn't like the teachers yelling at us.
also got yelled at in preschool for not being able to do an inchworm-type movement during a song activity preferably try not to make your problems kids' problems
Fun fact! Some cities DO limit the number of pets you could have. My town it was 3 dogs + 5 cats. No more than 8 animals TOTAL. This was because my town was a farming town so everyone had some kind of pet and a lot of hoarding situations would happen even if the owner didn't mean to.
Where I lived you couldn’t have more than 7 pets, well we had a cat problem and at one point had 11 cats living with us. My parent told me the seven thing and I never verified but then again why lie about that if we have 11
I can confirm there is an ipad Suika. it’s made with unity, and pretty much just uses the built in unity physics engine. I won’t spoil the rest, but it has some other surprises to it too.
My dog just passed, some hearless maniac did a hit and run. Seeing a new Alpharad Gold video always cheers me up. I love this channel and the goobers behind it. You guys are really saving 2023
My parents told me that my nerf gun only came with 2 darts, and they didn't make replacements. Once I lost the darts, I couldn't play with the gun anymore. Imagine my shock when I learned that you can just buy a huge pack of darts for like $10. I was lied to and it is not ok.
Listening to Joe admit to childhood stories about gaslighting his friend's little brother over the Suika music on loop hits different Edit: I think it's spelled Jo, can't be sure though
Someone should make a game where the fruit can get squished if they have too much weight over them, they turn into little pieces and can't be removed, and have them emote based on how close they are
So when I was a child, like 4 or 5 I wanna say, I sobbed my eyes out because I thought they had to kill dragons to get dragon's blood oil. My grandma had to explain that 'dragon's blood' was a plant and no dragons were harmed in the making of the oil.
for those of you who don't know, this clone is actually made by ludwig's developer, ottomated, and has ranked pvp as well as coop, unranked, and singleplayer.
We are so close to this being the longest running series in the channel, Naughty Bear for the xbox360 and ps3 won't be able to sleep until tomorrow's upload!
I have this weird hole on the surface of the outer ear area since birth. I've convinced myself as a kid that one day, a ball was gonna come out of that hole, and it was a Pokeball containing my favorite Pokemon. We were gonna have a great adventure together I was 10, so
@@AylaMarionSU as a kid, I didn't have an image that it'd be painful or fleshy or bloody or whatever. It was just gonna kinda... Pop out I guess lol. It was silly enough that I still remember it whenever I see it in the mirror
I like how they're talking about how close the fruit jumped to the line when clearly the game only cares about if a fruit actually *lands* above the line. They can jump over it and the game doesn't care. 16:50
As a kid I learned that thanksgiving was a feast celebrating the friendship between American Indians and pilgrims. It’s so darkly wrong that I find it funny
When I learned English I only ever heard the phrase “it’s a dog-eat-dog world”, so I misheard it as “it’s a doggy dog world,” then people remarked on how Snoop Dogg’s Doggy Dogg World was clever riff and I realized I thought of it wrong. Reinforced with the negative connotations of words and phrases like dogged and dog days I got the idea of the phrase, just not the literal diction and with a little less gruesomeness to it.
I cant wait for suika week 3 to be interrupted on November 29th for Mario Strikers Charged on my birthday! Also don cheadles birthday that day, he watches every day! Thanks jo
When I was 7, my 10 year old brother got a Nintendo DS for Christmas. I was so jealous and envious that I put hints that I wanted a DS for Christmas for a whole year until on Christmas I unwrapped my 'big present' expecting one and instead found Battleship the board game. I already owned Battleship the board game, but my parents forgot because I never played it. I was so furious and mad the whole day, until my Mum came and told me the reason I didn't get a DS was that I was only 8 and my older brother was 10 when he got his, and that you needed to be 10 in order to have one (and that parents who let their under 10 kids own one were negligent and bad). I belived this wholeheartedly, and eagerly waited 2 years until I was 10 and it was Christmas time. To my delight, I did receive a Nintendo DS for Christmas... and so did my 8 year old younger brother.
I mean, as far as I'm aware, wether you believe that Jesus of Nazareth performed miracles or not, there are census records and such showing that he was a real person.
I used to ask my mom if we could go to Chuck E Cheese’s every day and every time she’d say “tomorrow” and I didn’t know what tomorrow meant so I just accepted it.
When I was very tiny, my grandmother taught me that when you lift your pinky at someone it means that you are "sad" with them, but now I realize that she just wanted to give me the middle finger without me repeating it so yeah that's funny
During my youth my left handed older sister would tell me that left handed people could die from trying to use a manual can opener. I believed it until I was ~13
To be fair, there are such things as pet limits in the US, and it depends on district and possibly state ordinances. I know where I live the limit is 3 dogs and 3 cats, and imagine it could easily be lower
Day 28 of requesting that Jacob and Jo take a shot for every S tier game during the end of year tier list. Two shots of course for when they give Naughty Bear for Xbox 360 and ps3 the SS tier it deserves.
My parents had a friend that lost his finger in a work accident, but my parents always told me the monsters in his nose got it when he was picking his nose
I once got into a very heated argument about how the universe was created with my 2nd grade teacher in front of the entire class. Me trying to explain with my 8 year old brain about scientific point. Now, keep in mind, I came out of a christian family and got taught Christianity, so I have no idea now where this came from. I also lived in a very Christian part of Germany, so needless to say, this was a gigantic culture shock to pretty much every kid in my class. Also, we got a grade on our behavior after each year, and this was on it. Thinking back, it was probably hilarious, but little me was absolutely PISSED.
i believed that the christmas trucks played their songs when they were out of ice cream. i was ofc told this by my parents so i wouldn't go get ice cream
In relation to Dentist office stories, there was this Dentist I went to growing up that had a corner of their office with arcade machines in them that patients could play for free. I think there were three cabinets, but I only remember two of them: Sonic Pinball and Sonic 2
I distinctly remember this super credible looking science experiment show made to look like it was conducted by kids that told us hot water froze faster than cold water because the cold water didn't have to try as hard and got lazy
When I was a kid my cousin told me that for english dubs of anime they used natewantstobattle covers for the opening, specifically soul eater was the one I believed for years.
my parents used to tell me you can't become an astronaut if you have a cavity. the reasoning was something about the filling coming out when you're in space because of gravity (???????) or having limitations because of the material the filling is done in. now, i wasn't super big on becoming one or anything, but was i really gonna ruin my shot?? what if i happened to get a job offer being an astronaut but was forced to decline because i had cavities??? this was my thought process at like age 12. i found out that wasnt the case at around the time i got into college, but it did make me brush my teeth seriously for a pretty long time in my younger years. sometimes i do wonder if this was true at some point when fillings were made of metal, and we're just past that technologically? or i'm just coping with it lmao
jacob's actually getting really fuckin good at this game 💀 not surprising though when you think about how much of it he's played and that's just on camera
i remember teaching my friend swear words and then she told me adults could go to jail for swearing at eachother. i guess her parents had to bring in some emergency protocols
When I was a kid, we lived near a town that had a ton of buskers, and I thought they were awesome. I wanted to be a busker when I grew up. My mom told me that you had to go to school and get certified to be a busker and then get a limited number busker license.
One time I was on the bus going home from school and I met a kid a class above me who told me he was a member of the Naked Brother's band. I don't know why but I actually believed him
So I'm like thirteen years old in Flushing at the dentist and I'm getting some teeth pulled out (four in total) so I can get braces and I'm screaming and crying. Lie 1) The dentist says that she gave me less of the numbing thingy than she usually does because she knew I would be a brave little girl. She did not, the needle she used was empty. Lie 2) My mom tells me that if I don't stop screaming and crying then the doctors would have to strap me to the chair. I wasn't even moving so there's no reason to restrain me. Lie 3) The dentist says that I was scaring the other kids. I was not, I could hear children laughing at the tv show playing in the waiting room. Lie 4) The dentist says that there's another girl younger than me getting her teeth pulled out and she wasn't screaming or crying. That one was true, except the dentist said the girl was getting adult teeth pulled out too. The girl looked to be about five and adult teeth don't generally start growing in until six years old. I was getting 4 adult teeth pulled out, she was getting a baby tooth pulled out. Lie 5) Time skip like ten minutes and I'm sitting in the waiting room with a wad of cotton in my mouth. I looked as miserable as I felt and my mom tells me to brighten up because I was scaring the other children there. I was not, they were in fact, still laughing at the tv show that was playing, right in front of me.
Jacob: “I mean name one bad thing Christopher Columbus has done”
Jo:
Jacob:
Jo: “Suika’s really fun man”
well, he did start the genocide of millions of the North American indigenous people, so there's that
I honestly really like the concept of Jacob and Jo just telling stories to each other with Suika playing in the background
based cave story pfp
It’s kind of like videos of guys on a podcast with subway surfers gameplay underneath
@yesty3473 we got zoomer trapped
If you dig into the "let's game it out" back catalog you'll see Josh was actually doing something exactly like this with a guy called Anthony, I love the talking "shit while playing games" style.
when you think about it, jacob and jo telling stories while playing games is what this channel has always been at it's core
my father thought it would be funny to move an elf on the shelf around in my room with a knife. every christmas i felt fear that it would murder me in my sleep
My older brother did that once and scared the shit out of me
My mom lied to my older brother about his preschool getting eaten by giant ants because she didn't like the teachers. When she switched my preschool, she straight-up said she didn't like the teachers yelling at us.
also got yelled at in preschool for not being able to do an inchworm-type movement during a song activity
preferably try not to make your problems kids' problems
The funniest thing about Jacob's "Christopher Columbus is just like Jesus and Santa" is that all three of those people very much existed at one point.
damn, whoever made this game must be super talented and handsome and cool
I agree
and whoever has the highest score in solo must also be super talented and handsome and cool, but slightly less than who made it 😁
Fun fact! Some cities DO limit the number of pets you could have. My town it was 3 dogs + 5 cats. No more than 8 animals TOTAL. This was because my town was a farming town so everyone had some kind of pet and a lot of hoarding situations would happen even if the owner didn't mean to.
Where I lived you couldn’t have more than 7 pets, well we had a cat problem and at one point had 11 cats living with us.
My parent told me the seven thing and I never verified but then again why lie about that if we have 11
I can confirm there is an ipad Suika. it’s made with unity, and pretty much just uses the built in unity physics engine. I won’t spoil the rest, but it has some other surprises to it too.
There’s also browser suika on iPad
The game is called I want watermelon
iPad Suika is amazing and gets me through my physics class
I literally played it yesterday it was so fun
There is another one called watermelon game - my suika and it looks just like normal suika
Man imagine you pull up to bros house and you just see Tinkerbell running towards you. Truly one of the scariest possible encounters ever...
I would fly through the window out of fright
@@tylercoon1791would you get 16 stitches too?
@@sillylittlecourtjester mayhaps
survival horror at its finest
My dog just passed, some hearless maniac did a hit and run. Seeing a new Alpharad Gold video always cheers me up. I love this channel and the goobers behind it. You guys are really saving 2023
this hits different after the dog mention
I gotta know if you said this pre or post-watch
That's terrible! So sorry for your loss. God bless you. 💕
My parents told me that my nerf gun only came with 2 darts, and they didn't make replacements. Once I lost the darts, I couldn't play with the gun anymore. Imagine my shock when I learned that you can just buy a huge pack of darts for like $10. I was lied to and it is not ok.
Listening to Joe admit to childhood stories about gaslighting his friend's little brother over the Suika music on loop hits different
Edit: I think it's spelled Jo, can't be sure though
jo
Jo
Jo
Jo
Jo
Someone should make a game where the fruit can get squished if they have too much weight over them, they turn into little pieces and can't be removed, and have them emote based on how close they are
Dolphin game?
instead of little pieces they turn to juice and you have to not over fill the container
@@stargirlfelicia Dolphin Game?
@@matthewdignam7381 from like 8 days ago
I believed that my grandpa's van was held together with chewing gum. I was absolutely terrified every single time I was in that car.
Love this suika game with completely new, non-stolen assets ❤
So when I was a child, like 4 or 5 I wanna say, I sobbed my eyes out because I thought they had to kill dragons to get dragon's blood oil.
My grandma had to explain that 'dragon's blood' was a plant and no dragons were harmed in the making of the oil.
for those of you who don't know, this clone is actually made by ludwig's developer, ottomated, and has ranked pvp as well as coop, unranked, and singleplayer.
Thank you!
Highkey, thought that quicksand was going to be a much larger deal. Dora and backyardigans made it seem like such a frequent occurrence
We are so close to this being the longest running series in the channel, Naughty Bear for the xbox360 and ps3 won't be able to sleep until tomorrow's upload!
All praise the naughty one 🙌
All praise the naughty one 🙌
I have this weird hole on the surface of the outer ear area since birth. I've convinced myself as a kid that one day, a ball was gonna come out of that hole, and it was a Pokeball containing my favorite Pokemon. We were gonna have a great adventure together
I was 10, so
That’s so creepy, but honestly I find it creepier that kid you found that to be a good thing and not a horror story waiting to happen
@@AylaMarionSU as a kid, I didn't have an image that it'd be painful or fleshy or bloody or whatever. It was just gonna kinda... Pop out I guess lol. It was silly enough that I still remember it whenever I see it in the mirror
I like how they're talking about how close the fruit jumped to the line when clearly the game only cares about if a fruit actually *lands* above the line. They can jump over it and the game doesn't care. 16:50
This episode is really good, I really appreciate the lore drops.
As a kid I learned that thanksgiving was a feast celebrating the friendship between American Indians and pilgrims.
It’s so darkly wrong that I find it funny
When I learned English I only ever heard the phrase “it’s a dog-eat-dog world”, so I misheard it as “it’s a doggy dog world,” then people remarked on how Snoop Dogg’s Doggy Dogg World was clever riff and I realized I thought of it wrong. Reinforced with the negative connotations of words and phrases like dogged and dog days I got the idea of the phrase, just not the literal diction and with a little less gruesomeness to it.
My parents wouldn't directly lie to me about specific things, but they would break promises.
Alpharad should make a podcast where he plays Suika clones and talks to people and call it the Suikast
Jo flew really close to the sun in order to watch suite life of zach and cody
It's probably too late to give any suggestions but I'd love to see them play Vampire Survivors or one of the clones on the channel.
Yoo that game is perfect for this channel, but yeah, it's probably too late, especially because they have all of december already planned out
"Name one bad thing christopher Columbus has done"
"Uhhhh suika is really fun"
I cant wait for suika week 3 to be interrupted on November 29th for Mario Strikers Charged on my birthday! Also don cheadles birthday that day, he watches every day! Thanks jo
When I was 7, my 10 year old brother got a Nintendo DS for Christmas. I was so jealous and envious that I put hints that I wanted a DS for Christmas for a whole year until on Christmas I unwrapped my 'big present' expecting one and instead found Battleship the board game. I already owned Battleship the board game, but my parents forgot because I never played it. I was so furious and mad the whole day, until my Mum came and told me the reason I didn't get a DS was that I was only 8 and my older brother was 10 when he got his, and that you needed to be 10 in order to have one (and that parents who let their under 10 kids own one were negligent and bad). I belived this wholeheartedly, and eagerly waited 2 years until I was 10 and it was Christmas time. To my delight, I did receive a Nintendo DS for Christmas... and so did my 8 year old younger brother.
I mean, as far as I'm aware, wether you believe that Jesus of Nazareth performed miracles or not, there are census records and such showing that he was a real person.
The dumbest thing i believed as a kid was that Spartan armor from Halo was only like 10 years away from being real
But it is! You never know what kinda stuff the military will spend that 4 trillion dollars in taxes on, and technology is rapidly advancing
I used to ask my mom if we could go to Chuck E Cheese’s every day and every time she’d say “tomorrow” and I didn’t know what tomorrow meant so I just accepted it.
loving suika decade so far
Did you know? Jo is actually short for Jocab.
When I was very tiny, my grandmother taught me that when you lift your pinky at someone it means that you are "sad" with them, but now I realize that she just wanted to give me the middle finger without me repeating it
so yeah that's funny
My mother had convinced me my whole childhood that the crust on bread was healthier than the bread itself
-name one bad thing christopher columbus has done
>uhhhh... suika's really fun, man
Alpharad: Into the Suikaverse
We're turning this Suika week into a Suika year.
this isnt suika! this is gex!
Suika Week 2: Electric Boogaloo
Suika century baby
Suika millennium!
If they forget to post a suika video even one day then they have to delete the entire channel
During my youth my left handed older sister would tell me that left handed people could die from trying to use a manual can opener. I believed it until I was ~13
i hope the rest of the year is just suika-likes
if Suika week is so good why is there no suika week 2?
Suika Week 2:
This game was so innovative. The bounciness was next level.
To be fair, there are such things as pet limits in the US, and it depends on district and possibly state ordinances. I know where I live the limit is 3 dogs and 3 cats, and imagine it could easily be lower
Granted, it was probably much higher where they grew up since that's a more rural area
Day 28 of requesting that Jacob and Jo take a shot for every S tier game during the end of year tier list. Two shots of course for when they give Naughty Bear for Xbox 360 and ps3 the SS tier it deserves.
Wait a minute! You're not AlpharadGoldPleasePlayNaughtyBearForXboxAndPlaystation
This whole conversation was a rollercoaster…
5:33 it’s suikover
My parents had a friend that lost his finger in a work accident, but my parents always told me the monsters in his nose got it when he was picking his nose
I once got into a very heated argument about how the universe was created with my 2nd grade teacher in front of the entire class. Me trying to explain with my 8 year old brain about scientific point. Now, keep in mind, I came out of a christian family and got taught Christianity, so I have no idea now where this came from. I also lived in a very Christian part of Germany, so needless to say, this was a gigantic culture shock to pretty much every kid in my class. Also, we got a grade on our behavior after each year, and this was on it. Thinking back, it was probably hilarious, but little me was absolutely PISSED.
I love suika so much because of you guys!!! Thank you for this new hobby!!!!
I love the time zone difference between Gold's and mine, he always post video rigth before I'm going to sleep
As a child I was told that mushrooms flew around and ate your food and mess with your hair. Even today I feel a bit of fear when I see one...
i believed that the christmas trucks played their songs when they were out of ice cream. i was ofc told this by my parents so i wouldn't go get ice cream
the suika week lives on!!
Still need to see Jo play Osu before the year is over
In relation to Dentist office stories, there was this Dentist I went to growing up that had a corner of their office with arcade machines in them that patients could play for free. I think there were three cabinets, but I only remember two of them: Sonic Pinball and Sonic 2
I distinctly remember this super credible looking science experiment show made to look like it was conducted by kids that told us hot water froze faster than cold water because the cold water didn't have to try as hard and got lazy
When I was little, my mother would tell me that the water from the bathroom sink has ants in it, so that I wouldn't drink it
There was a long period of time where I didn’t believe in Santa but did believe that a set elf dolls my family had were really magic
I'd almost like to see a look at the Pico-9 version; it's impressive but bouncy as all get out
Suika is basically the new among us with how quickly it became played than previously
I’ve been saying this whole time!!! Get into the mobile suikas!!! There’s some hidden gems!!!
Once Suika is about to end, I think you guys could make a video ranking all of them
Jacob's parents lying to their kids about random stuff explains so much about his humor
Came for the suika, stayed for the little Chris.
When I was a kid my cousin told me that for english dubs of anime they used natewantstobattle covers for the opening, specifically soul eater was the one I believed for years.
i always get so sad when these episodes end because theyre so fun to listen to
I can't believe Alpharad Gold doesn't believe in Santa.
My parents let me believe that hot gluing my hand was good for my skin until I got a second degree burn.
it feels like a podcast at this point
there's a suika app store clone thats really good tbh
my parents had me convinced that it was illegal to turn the light on while driving
In the US, many states and even more counties and cities do have laws or ordinances limiting the number of pets (dogs/cats) per household.
as a kid i told my friend that my dad played bass in Queens of the Stoneage and he continued to tell other people that into college.
my parents used to tell me you can't become an astronaut if you have a cavity. the reasoning was something about the filling coming out when you're in space because of gravity (???????) or having limitations because of the material the filling is done in. now, i wasn't super big on becoming one or anything, but was i really gonna ruin my shot?? what if i happened to get a job offer being an astronaut but was forced to decline because i had cavities??? this was my thought process at like age 12.
i found out that wasnt the case at around the time i got into college, but it did make me brush my teeth seriously for a pretty long time in my younger years.
sometimes i do wonder if this was true at some point when fillings were made of metal, and we're just past that technologically? or i'm just coping with it lmao
jacob's actually getting really fuckin good at this game 💀 not surprising though when you think about how much of it he's played and that's just on camera
bro Jo's dog KICKFLIPPED Chris
Suika Year incoming 🔥
i remember teaching my friend swear words and then she told me adults could go to jail for swearing at eachother. i guess her parents had to bring in some emergency protocols
Joe doing damage control is so fucking funny
When I was a kid, we lived near a town that had a ton of buskers, and I thought they were awesome. I wanted to be a busker when I grew up. My mom told me that you had to go to school and get certified to be a busker and then get a limited number busker license.
6:02 until I was 17 I thought the Trojan War was a real thing and the Trojan Horse story was real.
Right through the window!? Daamn!
can i get a link to this suika
No way we're actually doing full suika wuika 2
SUKIA WEEK PART TWO? LESSGO.
Watching a suika video and finding out Christopher Columbus was a psy op is crazy
I live, breath and sleep suika. I’m sure you do too Jacob
-500 points to Jo for implying his dogs were neglected and attacked by coyotes, and also murdering his friends little brother
New favorite quote: "Name one bad thing Christopher Columbus did"
One time I was on the bus going home from school and I met a kid a class above me who told me he was a member of the Naked Brother's band. I don't know why but I actually believed him
my parents definitely lied about having the car light on at night and how it was illegal
2048 3D balls is the original suikalike
please tell me theres ike an hour of suika shapes coming up
So I'm like thirteen years old in Flushing at the dentist and I'm getting some teeth pulled out (four in total) so I can get braces and I'm screaming and crying.
Lie 1) The dentist says that she gave me less of the numbing thingy than she usually does because she knew I would be a brave little girl. She did not, the needle she used was empty.
Lie 2) My mom tells me that if I don't stop screaming and crying then the doctors would have to strap me to the chair. I wasn't even moving so there's no reason to restrain me.
Lie 3) The dentist says that I was scaring the other kids. I was not, I could hear children laughing at the tv show playing in the waiting room.
Lie 4) The dentist says that there's another girl younger than me getting her teeth pulled out and she wasn't screaming or crying. That one was true, except the dentist said the girl was getting adult teeth pulled out too. The girl looked to be about five and adult teeth don't generally start growing in until six years old. I was getting 4 adult teeth pulled out, she was getting a baby tooth pulled out.
Lie 5) Time skip like ten minutes and I'm sitting in the waiting room with a wad of cotton in my mouth. I looked as miserable as I felt and my mom tells me to brighten up because I was scaring the other children there. I was not, they were in fact, still laughing at the tv show that was playing, right in front of me.
5:12 What was he cooking??
#324. Just play Neko Journey already!! 23:00
There's a super bouncy version of suika with some other features, and it's called Suika Watermelon