Destroying tomatoes for Integza (& Michael Reeves)

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    Tomatoes are a menace that haunt amazing creators like ‪@integza‬ and ‪@MichaelReeves‬ , so I've invented three creative tomato obliterating devices and filmed them with a high speed camera for your viewing pleasure
    Check out Integza!
    / @integza
    Thanks Louis Weisz for lending me the camera!
    / weiszcracks
    Thanks Justin Fish for the chicken blaster art:
    www.sillypinkbunnies.com
    And thanks Damien for the potatoes...
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Комментарии • 446

  • @integza
    @integza 3 года назад +3417

    This is what I call art

    • @immineal
      @immineal 3 года назад +12

      Yess

    • @tristanhameleers7506
      @tristanhameleers7506 3 года назад +13

      I like tomatoes. and you too, because art is something you like or not integza????

    • @atmega16a5
      @atmega16a5 3 года назад +14

      @@tristanhameleers7506 Ah yes, engrish.

    • @RepeatedFailure
      @RepeatedFailure 3 года назад +7

      Teach us the art of tomato war

    • @atmega16a5
      @atmega16a5 3 года назад +4

      Tomatoes are your foes, soooo....... foemato?

  • @Weisz
    @Weisz 3 года назад +1445

    Ok, So when do we murder a tomato by slapping it?

    • @gretzkyyy5645
      @gretzkyyy5645 3 года назад +25

      break out the chicken slapper it's got a new purpose now

    • @JoelCreates
      @JoelCreates  3 года назад +127

      August

    • @adsadsma
      @adsadsma 3 года назад +9

      Automatic feeding for TomatoClapper9000

    • @idkanimate7455
      @idkanimate7455 3 года назад +6

      how many slaps does it take to get to the center of a tomato

    • @cthulu9182
      @cthulu9182 3 года назад

      On the morrow my dear louis

  • @TheKingofRandom
    @TheKingofRandom 3 года назад +800

    Now THIS is Podracing

  • @henryatkinson1479
    @henryatkinson1479 3 года назад +487

    This was a cinematic masterpiece

  • @RepeatedFailure
    @RepeatedFailure 3 года назад +208

    Violence towards tomatoes is an engineering necessity for all makers to progress. I too should join the fight.

    • @Weisz
      @Weisz 3 года назад +25

      Yess

    • @JoelCreates
      @JoelCreates  3 года назад +38

      I'll interpret non-action as treason

    • @integza
      @integza 3 года назад +19

      I wanna see that !

    • @rykermartian
      @rykermartian 3 года назад +6

      3verified reply’s!! Lol

    • @embereatstoasters6835
      @embereatstoasters6835 2 года назад +2

      Just your friendly reminder to *D E S T R O Y* the tomatoes! 😃

  • @atmega16a5
    @atmega16a5 3 года назад +173

    Pov: you are a tomato : *Teleports behind you* nothing personal fruit. *turns you into ketchup*

  • @perception847
    @perception847 3 года назад +121

    And they said endgame was the biggest crossover, checkmate!

    • @swampcooler8332
      @swampcooler8332 3 года назад +1

      "I used the tomato to destroy the tomato"

  • @420basco
    @420basco 3 года назад +46

    the B-Roll in this videos is out of this world! awsome job!

  • @catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcatca
    @catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcatca 3 года назад +30

    "You live alone. Rarely anyone visits you. So how could any tomatoes ever even appear inside your apartment, justifying these ridiculous tools?"
    "See? They want you to keep asking and get stuck on the 'how?', while actually the true question, the one we all should be asking ourselves, is 'when?'"

  • @IndraKurniawan-vk2qb
    @IndraKurniawan-vk2qb 3 года назад +26

    "...That you can easily make at home" 1:23 Ah yes, let me take out my grandma cnc cutter on the attic

  • @theimpracticalengineer6216
    @theimpracticalengineer6216 3 года назад +19

    As an inventor who also hates tomatoes, I 100% love this.

  • @DrLavitz
    @DrLavitz 3 года назад +4

    I had high hopes from the first teaser, but this was way better. Shooting the tomatoes was *chef kiss*

  • @GabrielsLogic
    @GabrielsLogic 3 года назад +3

    Your videos are gold man

  • @Hankbob_Hillpants
    @Hankbob_Hillpants 3 года назад +22

    Compressed CO2 is nice and all, but I personally prefer propane for my tomato & potato yeeting needs

    • @planetearth8044
      @planetearth8044 Год назад

      Propane is nice and all, but I personally prefer HHO gas for my tomato & potato yeeting needs

  • @yungbobross6418
    @yungbobross6418 2 года назад +4

    Cannot believe this is the first time I’ve been recommended a video from you. RUclips been holding out on me for far too long man, really loving the binge right now of your amazing shit. Right into my veins science daddy

  • @AndyMakes
    @AndyMakes 3 года назад +15

    The Ted 3 is almost the icicle stabbing of tomatoes.

  • @MichaelMacGyver
    @MichaelMacGyver 3 года назад +55

    You send an Irishman out for tomatoes and he brings back potatoes, (stereo)typical .
    At least they're both members of the nightshade family, so close enough?

    • @kieran.grant_
      @kieran.grant_ 2 года назад +5

      I feel like you just wanted to show off you know that fact

  • @sinuhasayed4452
    @sinuhasayed4452 2 года назад

    i loved that smooth transishon into the add

  • @twood5792
    @twood5792 3 года назад +3

    Best video I've seen this year

  • @T-74
    @T-74 3 года назад +1

    Work of art, feel good for making this

  • @Tjamesknight
    @Tjamesknight 2 года назад

    So glad I found your channel. Quality content found here. Keep crushing it!

  • @AxelDayton
    @AxelDayton 3 года назад +4

    Gotta love the content!

  • @ethansiew61
    @ethansiew61 3 года назад +3

    very nice. you can see that the smaller tomato embeds itself one body length inside the larger one upon impact because the densities are pretty much identical.

  • @aks8403
    @aks8403 3 года назад +2

    You're killing it dud!

  • @joeydr1497
    @joeydr1497 3 года назад +2

    Ayy he’s back

  • @bovanshi6564
    @bovanshi6564 3 года назад +6

    Tomato obliteration perfection

  • @kirstenhartlaub
    @kirstenhartlaub 3 года назад +5

    Sweet sword skillz

  • @mysterious2550
    @mysterious2550 2 года назад

    This is the highlight of my year as well.

  • @davidmizak4642
    @davidmizak4642 2 года назад

    I want to thank you for the amazing content you provide to your viewers. This is fascinating material. I appreciate all of your efforts. Many thanks!

  • @nathannapier3581
    @nathannapier3581 3 года назад +4

    Nice job! The war against tomatoes continues, but your inventions shall surely help in the future battles to come!

  • @cyber_nuggets8302
    @cyber_nuggets8302 3 года назад +5

    Their rivalry over the hot glue gun will be no more.

  • @shonghaywat6054
    @shonghaywat6054 3 года назад +1

    finnaly joel is back
    yayy

  • @user-bs1mi9cy6q
    @user-bs1mi9cy6q 2 года назад +3

    That grocery list was on an other level.
    I totally appreciate it

  • @Name-js5uq
    @Name-js5uq 2 года назад +1

    Oh my goodness you are a brilliant Mastermind I love you so much! Shooting a tomato with a tomato is an awesome idea, and Integza would approve 👍.

  • @jimmyneutron8702
    @jimmyneutron8702 3 года назад +5

    Well the montage at the beginning was pretty nice

  • @AccurateBrix
    @AccurateBrix 2 года назад

    i never knew that disemboweling a tomato could be so mesmerizing

  • @ignisgecko4565
    @ignisgecko4565 2 года назад +5

    As a proud subway employee I can confirm that subway does in fact cut the evil tomatoes into slices and put them on sandwiches. We’re ending the threat of tomatoes one sandwich at a time

    • @zechsblack5891
      @zechsblack5891 Год назад

      Ngl, the tomato slicing devices used in food service are cathartic AF to use. The smooth glide, the cthunk of a chop, the ability to rack out or pack up hundreds of identically sliced tomatoes still in their original tomato shaped configuration...

  • @Alan_Hans__
    @Alan_Hans__ 3 года назад +2

    Found your channel through the main tomato hating man Integza and subbed as you do some entertaining stuff.
    It would be good to see the TED1 device with an expansion chamber and a burst disc integrated into it so that it vented a bigger volume quicker so that it would really mess up those tomatoes.

  • @camlearnsfilm
    @camlearnsfilm 3 года назад +1

    Muy cinema man. Great stuff!

  • @fleckione-workinprogress4249
    @fleckione-workinprogress4249 3 года назад +1

    Nice, getting Hello Fresh to sponsor a Tomato-obliterating video

  • @DawsonFord
    @DawsonFord 3 года назад +1

    this was great

  • @immineal
    @immineal 3 года назад +1

    Art

  • @peasant502
    @peasant502 3 года назад +1

    Excellent

  • @jonathanturner494
    @jonathanturner494 Год назад

    Director: Act like a tomato that was shot by another smaller tomato.
    Most actors: 🍅💢💨😩☠️
    Me with unsupervised internet access: 🍅💥

  • @Dimencia
    @Dimencia 2 года назад +1

    That's just plain good content

  • @christianletzerich6523
    @christianletzerich6523 2 года назад

    I like the barrel housing in the TED-3, reminds me of the Barret M82

  • @toiletthug8451
    @toiletthug8451 2 года назад +12

    if you want to explode tomatoes, you’d want to make the velocity higher somehow. maybe you could make a combustion cannon with a long schlong barrel, and a very big combustion chamber.

    • @djentslayer
      @djentslayer 2 года назад

      big schlong tube, big boom balls.

  • @Megs2022
    @Megs2022 2 года назад

    destroying tomatoes truly is an art

  • @mitchellobrien9128
    @mitchellobrien9128 2 года назад +1

    Damian was so high on life 😂

  • @Slop_Dogg
    @Slop_Dogg 2 года назад

    It was awesome to see Michael reeves in this!

  • @The_Actual_Unpleasant_Gradient

    Bro took friendly fire to another level.

  • @iivarimokelainen
    @iivarimokelainen 2 года назад +2

    I'm convinced people who hate tomatoes haven't really tried actual tomatoes, that smell like tomatoes and taste like tomatoes. Stores now sell watery sacks of red cardboard instead of tomatoes. Vine ripened ones are the only tasty ones.

  • @Name-js5uq
    @Name-js5uq 2 года назад +1

    You know your friend is right those Tomatoes my stink up your whole Workshop area

  • @FriedMonkey362
    @FriedMonkey362 3 года назад +2

    Are you gonna make an updated version of the RC can of beans

  • @atmega16a5
    @atmega16a5 3 года назад +4

    Welp, now your workshop reeks with stench of tomatoes.

  • @Thepopmario
    @Thepopmario 2 года назад +1

    5:30 Man, what terrible form with that.
    1. Leaning
    2. Cut towards your front leg instead of back leg
    3. Baseball cut
    4. And me looking way too into this

  • @moonliteX
    @moonliteX 17 дней назад

    This dude deserves WAY more views

  • @kylebrake1806
    @kylebrake1806 2 года назад

    I love your videos!

  • @kinginc.9148
    @kinginc.9148 3 года назад +1

    Now this… I enjoy this.

  • @blitzvonsable6367
    @blitzvonsable6367 2 года назад

    tomatoes: you traitors!!!
    cherry tomatoes: Its just good business...

  • @dedeyebrow8293
    @dedeyebrow8293 3 года назад +1

    Sick

  • @leviallen7210
    @leviallen7210 3 года назад +3

    Wait this is crazy, Louis is from the Columbus Ohio area as far as I can tell. You borrowed his camera so does that make you a Midwest creator as well? The list of my favorite RUclipsrs who I might run into at a grocery store continues to grow. 😅

  • @Whadeedoo
    @Whadeedoo 2 года назад

    Ngl, that last one is pretty neat.

  • @charlie_lee_rhee8866
    @charlie_lee_rhee8866 3 года назад +4

    You can kill the tomatoes, but you cannot erase the blood and smell of all of those you have killed.

  • @bhutwheyttherismor86
    @bhutwheyttherismor86 3 года назад +4

    Joel senpai how I've missed you.

  • @lucasroo978
    @lucasroo978 2 года назад

    3:34
    Doom music starts playing
    Tomatoes: what is happening

  • @intellectualiconoclasm3264
    @intellectualiconoclasm3264 Год назад

    I really enjoyed your TED Talk.

  • @farbodmohammadzadeh7976
    @farbodmohammadzadeh7976 3 года назад +1

    Instructions unclear, got arrested by Burger King

  • @rodolfobeguiristain
    @rodolfobeguiristain 3 года назад +1

    anyone saying this is a waste of food is a tomato apologist

  • @ARiverSystem
    @ARiverSystem 25 дней назад

    None of these have any business looking as cool as they do

  • @Grantly
    @Grantly 3 года назад +1

    Uhhhhh, does that first device fit nitrous canisters? Asking for a friend..."

  • @waylonleach9368
    @waylonleach9368 3 года назад +1

    I love your videos they're so expire

  • @MfcoolProductions
    @MfcoolProductions Год назад

    Hey may I ask what’s the name of the song at 2:15?

  • @pycellion7496
    @pycellion7496 2 года назад

    The funny thing is that there is a hello fresh at my door right now

  • @evanramee796
    @evanramee796 2 года назад +1

    You should turn the caulk gun into a tomato crushing machine with a spring and a strike plate. That way you could cock the caulk-gun crusher and tension the tomato-tenderizing trigger.

  • @Abihef
    @Abihef 2 года назад +1

    I love your PC speakers/monitors👌
    What type and brand are they? They look wonderful

  • @Bat1206
    @Bat1206 3 года назад

    Amazing

  • @brinesilver405
    @brinesilver405 2 года назад

    "it kill tomatoes WITH tomatoes" now thats brutal.

  • @tonyonofrio1147
    @tonyonofrio1147 2 года назад

    Once each year we do a tomato culling. We collect many pounds of tomatoes and use a crushing device that separates juice and pulp from the skins. The juice and pulp is then preserved for use on pizza and pasta for the rest of the year. Others in our community will band together and mass cull hundreds of pounds of tomatoes in a day, each walks away with a share of the spoils.

  • @osprey1645
    @osprey1645 2 года назад +1

    Integza is awesome. It's awesome that the problems of two youtuber is being solves by this guy

  • @seraph8672
    @seraph8672 2 года назад

    "to ensure catharsis" LMAO

  • @MattsAwesomeStuff
    @MattsAwesomeStuff 3 года назад +1

    Did someone say Michael Reeves? I better click this important video featuring him!

  • @SAMR00D
    @SAMR00D 3 года назад +2

    Nice!

  • @NuclearWolf69gaming
    @NuclearWolf69gaming Год назад

    I have a few suggestions if you're looking to make the Tomato explode with Ted 1 the nozzle looks great but you're having the force go directly down into it but what you want to do is block off that bottom outlet and then drill holes around the bottom outside that's going to make it expand outwards instead of going straight down into the tomato

  • @swecreations
    @swecreations Год назад +1

    Damn this is a good video

  • @tht1channel507
    @tht1channel507 3 года назад +1

    My favorite was the AT (anti-tomato) gun

  • @SHMIDTEY
    @SHMIDTEY 2 года назад

    @1:25 I recognize a tippmann 98 custom when I see one lol

  • @torrikusu
    @torrikusu 3 года назад

    6:41 this is how samurai used to cook food back on the day

  • @sp33dmast3r7
    @sp33dmast3r7 2 года назад

    brilliant.

  • @Owgla
    @Owgla Год назад

    I feel like the human equivalent of the TED 3 would be just putting a child in a cannon, then shooting it at high velocity into an unsuspecting person.
    The paintball equivalent would just be dolls of course.

  • @rocksrtasty
    @rocksrtasty 2 года назад

    the ultimut double kill

  • @augustlizabethmoore
    @augustlizabethmoore 3 года назад +1

    AAAAAAAGH HE HAS HAIR?!?!?!?
    I always thought the Ushanka was his hair

  • @GatileoGatilei
    @GatileoGatilei 2 года назад

    I was imagining that it would use some kind of high voltage from the inside of the tomato to explode it

  • @Sazoji
    @Sazoji 3 года назад +1

    required spud gun to kill tomatoes with potatoes

  • @sinexityyy
    @sinexityyy 2 года назад +1

    Imagine a doctor checking your ears 👂 with this 1:52 it looks like those things they stick in your ear just don’t know the name 😅

  • @wadeconroy3467
    @wadeconroy3467 Год назад +1

    4:02 tomatbalism

  • @joshuahancock2079
    @joshuahancock2079 3 года назад +1

    TED 3: I used the tomatoes to destroy the tomatoes.

  • @Lgnno10125
    @Lgnno10125 7 месяцев назад

    "a portion of this video was sponsored by hello fresh"
    The rest of course, being blown up in testing.

  • @coyotedomino
    @coyotedomino 3 года назад +4

    absolutely _wonderful_ videography

  • @htownblue11
    @htownblue11 3 года назад +1

    Tomatoes are awesome. Fact. Hatred of this fact doesn’t change the truth. Pizza for instance wouldn’t be possible without the greatness that is the Tomato.