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- Опубликовано: 6 авг 2024
- Chuck Norris Commercials Compilation All Ads. You can watch all commercials featuring Chuck Norris. He is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter. He has played in lots commercials for lots of brands. Chuck Norris has featured for Mountain Dew, UnitedHealthcare Insurance, WBK Bank, Hoegaarden, World of Warcraft, T-Mobile...
Chuck Norris Commercials
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He wears a hat to protect the sun😂😂
He doesn't read a book, he stares at the book until the book gives him the information he wants.
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When Chuck Norris was young, he circumcised himself with a chainsaw
Even his own reflection won't look him in the eye.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity...... twice.
Chuck made infanity coumt to chuck noris twice
Chuck Norris took a lie detector test.
The machine confessed everything.
When you say "No one is actually perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as an insult. 😉😂😂
When you say "Nobody's perfect", you're not counting Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris plays PlayStation games on an Xbox.
Job Buenaagua this is soooo underrated🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
lol 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
on a calculator ** 😂
That he had Nintendo make for him.
they used at 1:00 CGI because the Original was so awsome that the Camera exploded
They used a cgi for that cgi because it was too scared of copying chuck norris movements
Thats not cgi they had to tone down the quality other wise it would be to powerful to be uploaded
I've always known that Chuck Norris is an American Icon....but I didn't realize he was so well respected globally.
HE IS AMERICAN JOKE. WTF
chuck Norris is world legend. everybody in Europe grew up with his tv series etc in the 90s!
He's not a joke! Everyone loves the Chuckster! We may joke, but it's all in fun.
Not at all as respected as you think and many people have been disappointed when they here the truth about him. It depends who have access to the information of what Chuck Norris is really done in his life. Unfortunately Chuck is such a loser as an action star that too many people don't know about him and accidently promote him by spreading the jokes.
He could be even worse person than Donald Trump. He has promoted Roy Moore AND Trump etc. Republican who have attacked against gay rights. Norris sued the publisher of a Book about the jokes about him because he was such an snowflake and got triggered of its content.
In Finland we allowed Gays to get married. Norris is especially disrespected because he is a homophobe and bad actor.
well youa re incorrect. You might think that his political views does matter, but the does not actually. In Colombia, i grew up watching "Walker Texas Ranger" and my mom loves him too; and we do not care that much about his political views, eventhough we are rightwingers just like him. We did not care for other foreing stars that we admire that are leftwingers or gay. But we care about when leftwingers europeans like people in norway or sweden that tried to get money to finance the guerrillas in here because they thought they were doing the right thing, just because. That is when we drew the line. Is Chuck Norris a Rightwinger proNRA? yeah, so what. It is his right. But is he trying to promote what other countries should do about their own internal affairs? No, he isn't. So what is worse?
Legend has it that when chuck norris once travelled to snake Island, he was bitten by several Lancehead vipers. After one hour of excruciating pain, the Lancehead vipers that bit him died.
His reflection won't even look him in the eye 😂😂😂
Bella and Izzy 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
Hi
Chuck can stomp on salt and make water
MK
When he punch at the camera I got hurt
When Chuck Norris stares at the sun he doesn't go blind, the sun does; scientists call it a solar eclipse.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush. He scares the shit out of the toilet
korey311 Damn it,you beat me to the punch ,sorry, but I put up the same thing.You know who else beat me to the punch?
Anthony Parvino chucks beard?
One day Chuck Norris accidentally punched his own face...
That event is known as "The Big Bang"
Roger KAM I though the Big Bang is equal to 1 CNRK....... 1 Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick?
savage
Shaggy is chucks dad chuck is a demigod
I use to work with him on Walker. A very nice gentle man to work with. Was always taking care of the people working for him.
I'd believe it. I remember reading an article where he was in a bar and got up to take a leak. A bigger sized man took his stool. Chuck just takes his beer and stands at the bar instead. The big man says you could kick my ass and take back your chair. Chuck replied I probably could but that wouldn't prove anything. The big guy immediately ordered another beer for him and Chuck. Chuck says to the man if I kicked your ass I wouldn't get a free beer and make a friend would I? Chuck is actually a really huge pacifist. He'd rather not fight in the long run.
@@walterkoziol3822 that stool was resting under his bottom
outrageous
Lots of Walker episodes were filmed right behind my house on Dowdy Ferry road. I saw him and his double many times.
I love that he’s even in European commercials
Chuck Norris was flying both those planes
fool, he flew 3 of them. How do you think they got him on camera?
I was gonna say that lol
Chuck Norris speaks English and his words are translated into what ever language it needs to be
Not in post either. It is in real time, his voice automatically speaks in whatever language you need it to be
Chuck Norris can speak chinese in english..
Philip Robinson so basically.... Chuck Norris can speak braille 🤣🤣🤣 merry christmas mate..
Philip Robinson 😂😂
Actually, he doesn't speak english...
But we still don't know what his original language is.
Chuck Norris jokes literally never get old.
Old gets Chuck Norris jokes
The jokes are getting older, Chuck Norris is not
I didn't know they were jokes. I always thought that they were facts.
@@KRS2000 Yes, and... yes.
"I heard medicine takes Chuck Norris to feel better" haha , that's the good one too
Chuck shot two bullets and killed an army of 5000, and the first one was a warning
No he only shot one and the first one was a warning
wrong, it was 6000
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 7500 people, then the grenade exploded
Chuck threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then the grenade exploded.
Chuck norris has a grizzly bear rug in his house but its not dead its just afraid to move
GamerBoy MC81 lol
😂😅👍
His wife wears a mink coat; the mink's not dead; it's just afraid to move.
Take care and God bless.
Chuck Norris once shot a sniper rifle and caught the bullet after it hit the target lol😂😂😂😂
The reason games can get delayed release dates, is because Chuck Norris isn't done playing them yet.
Half life 3 is gonna be awesome
lol this is new
Bullshit. Chuck Norris can platinum hardest games in less than a second.
@@nerdstark9002 that only if he's rendering the graphics himself on a whiteboard
This video proves that Chuck Norris can speak English and Russian at the same time
Correction. Chuck Norris speaks Russian in English.
It just your brain doesn't dare to not understand him. It's an evolution. Since kicks of Chuck are more known evolution of man take more update then a Win. It make u servive. ( edit: if thare was a rescue from him) :)
As a joke, one time Chuck Norris pissed into the gas tank of an 18 wheeler truck. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris can pick apples from an orange tree and make the best lemonade.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number YOU answer the wrong phone
When Chuck Norris steps on glass bare footed the glass gets cut
He makes sure innocent glass shards get cushioned properly.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
15 people better check under their beds tonight for Chuck Norris.
We don't have to bother about aliens as long as we have Chuck.
Chuck Norris for president 2020
All Presidents have tried to rally for Chuck Norris, but only Chuck Norris succeeded.
When chuck becomes president the only penalty for any crime is death
I'd be up for that
Biden would have been too scared to steal the election from Chuck Norris
When Hulk gets really angry, he turns into Chuck Norris.
CHUCK NORRIS died 16 years ago, DEATHS to afraid to tell him.
Ja Z now it’s 20 years
Chuck Norris is not dead he is still alive
@@johnmartin1267 It's a joke.
@@johnmartin1267 r/woosh!
if Chuck dies, he just felt sorry for Death so he just went with him
Chuck doesn’t need health care because he never gets harmed
I got 7 likes
Actually, healthcare needs Chuck
@@pocarski massively
A push up champion once ask Chuck Norris : how many push ups can you do?
Chuck : all of theme
Chuck Norris will be in the next 300 movie. It will be called "One".
Earth was indeed flat once... But when Chuck Norris was born the earth curled up into a fetal position.
I heard when Chuck Norris sleeps the dreams run away.
Dominik Kuharić Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
Chuck Norris never sleeps he meditates
Nightmares have Chuck Norris
Chuck norris sleep but only in a blink of an eye
I heard the dreams make sure they come true
Who else is scrolling through to read Chuck Norris facts
H E R E ! !
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon on Pokémon Go using a land line.
"i heard that when Chuck get's in the Ocean, all the sharks go out" LOL
Chuck Norris once ate an entire birthday cake before his friends told him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris doesn't watch ads, ads watch him!
He once exploded on hiroshima
Chuck Norris doesn't make commercials he is the commercial
When Chuck can’t remember something he forces the memory to come back by starring at himself in the mirror
Chuck Norris never gets scared, because emotions dont go near him.
Chuck Norris does foreign language commercials in English and still gets paid.
Chuck often donates blood, just not his own.
These may be the best commercials ever
Chuck Norris once pissed in a can and sold it as a drink. We now this as red bull.
When Chuck Norris had a urine test and it tested positive for steroids, he laughed and said, "Where do you think steroids come from?" O_o
when Eddison invented the phone he already had 15 missed calls from Chuck Norris
Alexander Graham bell dude..
Chuck Norris dont need internet, the internet needs Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once has a desciple, he is now called Thanos
Thanos just found his kidney stones
Now how about shaggy
I hear chuck Norris comes up with all his own quotes, and he channels them through us!
And the resurgence of Chuck Norris's popularity began with Barrens chat! =D
It’s not that no one wins against Chuck, it’s just the fact he never loses;
Lord Voldemort can’t mention Chuck Norris’ name in fear of Chuck ending him
chuck Norris is the reason why voldemort have no noise
This is top 3 I've seen so far 😂😂😂
Chuck Norris once emailed a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can tell inside jokes to complete strangers!
Who dares to thumb down Chuck....?
wrathof don they are too dead to cancel their action
I just tried and my thumb got broken!
No matter what direction the thumb is, its always in favor of Chuck Norris.
suicidal people
@@drunkcow90 true that
Chuck Norris Don't Need The World, But The World Need's Him!!
From a prior flight engineer, LOVE the C-5's in the second ad.
I love how they wont cut his voice out, they just have someone speak over him. Lol
Thats because hes chuck norris
That man was never heard from again
.... no one talks over Chuck Norris
actually... chuck norris can speak english and other european languages at the same time
Chuck Norris related videos always have a great comment sections.
GREAT CHUCK NORRIS COMMERCIALS COMPILATION ALL ADS !!!!
The square route of Chuck Norris is Pain. You do not want to square up with Chuck Norris.
You don’t run from Chuck Norris, you run right into him!
Nobody has ever proved Chuck Norris wrong, but everybody has proved him right.
Gotta respect the hustle, saw his 15 minutes happening and cashed in as much as possible while he could.
6 dislikers are in trouble
Abdelouahab Taalba the dislikes are In trouble because Chuck is coming after them. Lol
Nabz Nag 16 of them got disliked to death by Chuck.
that would be cause these are not all ads
I would say that the buggy man is going to come for them but he’s under his bed because of chuck Norris
Guys please the dislikers never exist or should i say not anymore
i heard medicine takes Chuck Norris to feel better
jesus walks on water
but chuck norris swims on land
Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer. Too bad he doesn't cry.
Chuck Norris’s shadow can kill you.
Chuck norris doesnt get nightmares nightmares get chucknorris
They even made toilet paper with his face on it... but it woudnt take shit from anybody...
Chuck Norris doesn’t breath air air breaths him
Soggy Chips 89
that actually makes him lesser than air.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage!
Nothing breathes chuck norris
He transports air to balance atmospheric pressure.
The way I heard that one was, " Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air, he holds air hostage ".
Chuck Norris flosses his teeth with a forklift
I got a bloody nose, black eye, and lost a tooth. The reason? Chuck Norris blew wind in my face.
Legend says, Chuck Norris once strangle a person with the cable of wireless phone.
I forgot how good the Right Guard commercial was. Still within his values and $$$. Good for Chuck.
I remember i arm wrestling with GALACTUS
Chuck Norris, I love him in all movies
Chuck Norris: Is it true that when you won you freed the Silver Surfer?
Chuck Norris let me guess, Galactus exploded as soon as the match began?
Hi Chuck! Or should I call you Mr.Norris?
Damn i bet galactus won't dare mess with you again
He's a Legend
No he's The Legend
ConOr Murray true
you forgot his world of warcraft commercial
And also there were more Czech commercials than just the one mentioned...
Sorry but the one with the planes makes me laugh every time. It's just pictures but it is SOOO perfect.
2:37 Chuck is always 10 steps ahead.
So he can asket for help when the little girl Jesse-Jane McParland comes to him for killing him.
Once Chuck thru a handgrenade and 9 ppl died ! Than the grenade exploded
This is Gold yar..will not age at all 😁😁😁
Chuck Norris is a pansy if he was so powerful why doesn't he show up and
Hold on someone's knocking at my door
You are screwed.
NIGGA FUCKING RUN!
Chuck Norris was holding those planes together.
This video deserve no less than quadrillions likes
Legends say that not even the sun could burn him...
He burns the sun
I heard Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris .
Those 101 that disliked aren't alive anymore.
1:44 That is the most manly Christmas tree I have ever seen.
#chucknorris
#chucknorriscompensationforshortpenis
If these were adds on youtube i would never skip them
RUclips knows this. If all ads were starring Chuck Norris, RUclips couldn't charge people to not watch them. Lol
He likes his meat so rare, he only eats Unicorn steak.
At some point of your life you will pay spousal support to Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once dropped a hammer, that hammer is now Mjolnir and chuck is always worthy.
Even Chuck Norris is in my tablet dictionary
The clock doesn't tell time Chuck tell's it
Chuck Norris is the time!
When chuck Norris steps on an rock the rock cry
cool boi Chuck Norris can swim through land