There are also blue kids in one of my games. There are alliance military brats in another, kids with a weird australian+north american accent in another, purple kids with FUBAR'd amino acids in another, and really, really fucked up half-mammal half-bird kids in another, who's entire biochemistry was also screwed over.
C-sec officer: you're going to be in lock up for a long time Krogan-with that stunt you pulled. Grunt: sorry? Can you say that again? I'm too busy calling my dad who is the first human spectre ever to bust me out of this mess.
EDI also says something along the lines of "Cerberus created me, jeff freed me, but I am truly alive because of you." So Shepard also has a fully actualized AI daughter as well.
Add some pissed-off foster daughters in Miranda and Jack, a zany foster uncle with a dark secret in Mordin, a creepy, domineering sister in Liara, an awesome older brother in Garrus, a less awesome older brother in James, a business-minded religious aunt in Samara, and a spunky sister with tech know-how in Tali, and you have one big happy (weird) family. Which you can have sex with. I'm sorry, I just creeped myself out.
+Rafael Teles Krogan patients restless. Don't like bed rest. Even if they need it. Prone to jumping out windows. *inhales* Problematic. Should increase bill for Krogan patients to cover cost of broken windows.
More then a legend (Has Female Shepard adopt Salarian with Garrus) Garrus: Okay so besides having us adopt a Krogan (Aka Grunt) we now have a Salarian F!Shepard: Yep, and since he doesn't have a name I'm naming after the greatest bada$$'s of the galaxy, Solus Anderson T'soni Legion Archangel Shepard Vakarian the first! Garrus:.... Remind me to not never name the Varen pup
@@flashn00b I mean that's entirely subjective to each players RP choices. For me femshep is alittle more of a loose cannon thanks to Jennifer Hales masterful edgelord vocal performance, and maleshep is more of a straight edge buzz light-year/ Cpt America type lol
Grunt drank from a bottle of alcohol that lights things on fire AND ate noodles that in his own words were "a little spicy"? The Normandy's toilet is going to get destroyed!
@@mrandrews3616 Jonnhy Knoxville Krogan Edition, A Volus Equivalent of WeeMan, A Salarian as Steve-O, A Turian as a Bam Margera, and a varied Cast of Krogan Around to do stupid shit or fling the Volus around
TwitchtheOvertaker Garus and Ramirez gloating and trying to out-do each other on the Normandy is pretty funny too but I agree that this is the funniest. :P
Sev 117 take Grunt to the Citadel and when you go the Noodle Stand on the lowest level of the Citadel, you'll have the option to click on the Noodlestand and get a coment from Grunt about the Noodles
They say that the Garrus is ME bromance character.. I disagree.. You can't find more funnier, honest and straight-forward characters in whole trilogy then Grunt and Wrex! Not to mention they don't "fail" as much in combat as other characters. *Tali and Wrex in elevator* Wrex: "You quarians messed up the whole galaxy when you let the geth break free. Do your people ever talk about it?" Tali: "Do the krogan talk about foolish war that resulted in the turians to sterilizing your people?" Wrex: "All the time."
I have Garrus all the time and he does completely fine by himself. I don't have to constantly medigel him like I would have to with others like Miranda and Jacob. As soon as I had enough characters, I never used them again. They were weak. Tali is weak too, but I adore her cute character.
tali is weak tea in 2 and 3 ya but she and garrus are the best in me1 because you can hack all the containers and get the best gear. game plays itself when you have boss armor and weapons
hulmad Depends a lot what class you play.. technical stuff is no problem with a infiltrator so you can invest a lot more in muscle.. but overall I agree with you.
C-Sec: Here is your bill *Shepard reads it* Shepard: "1,000,000,000 credits due to inflation and taxes......good thing my clone died so i can file for life insurance. I was worth 2 Billion credits!
+Sora: King of Hearts. lol a good one but i think that flying Car worths more then that...and that hospital window...and that satue...and the envoriment....and everything else...
Gordon Kroman haha true lol *Shepard gets a new bill* Shepard: For the destruction of the flying car, and the hospital window it now an extra 200,000,000 million credits. We are also afraid you did not file for income tax last year, nor pay any of your medical bills for over the last 3 years. Thus we are afraid to say your Medical Insurance does not cover your cost due to you already being dead more than once. ....... Shepard: Sometimes i wish i could have stayed dead.
agreed. so well done. its like fan service central. gives you a chance to interact with these characters outside of their normal roles. had a blast playing this lol
"They lowered me down on a rope" im pretty sure is Krogan for Grunt loosely holding a rope in one hand as another member of Arlak Company lovingly drop kicks him out a window.
Grunt's voice actor, Steve Blum, also played Zoltan Kulle in Diablo 3, Abathur in Starcraft 2, and Starscream in Transformers prime. And a helluva lot more, this man is my hero.
Urdnot Grunt Tell me something: When someone refuses to give you valuable information, what would you do: Brain probe him, or shove him out the nearest 20 story building window? I choose window.
Recruit:I have more years on the battlefield than you have kills, runt. Grunt: Trying to mate with Salarian females doesn't count as fighting. Recruit: No-one talks to-[Hrgk!] Grunt: Someone help him up. We move in an hour.
Access Granted. Operation; Fire Cobra Claw is a Spectre intiative to determine failures in C-Sec security measures. Multiple failures did occur. Specifically, Illegal Krogan on the Presidium, Destruction of public property (the hospital glass breaking and then crashing into the water supply) Pollution (Grunt landing in the water supply) Drunken Disorderly of Illegal Krogan, Defacement of C-Sec property (Smashing bottle of Ryncol) Arson (Burning said property with volitile Ryncol) Grand Theft Auto, Failure to Signal (Before crashing), Public endangerment (Walking around on fire) Resisting arrest (Ignoring C-Sec officers while eating noodles) Results forwarded to Citadel Council.
"Citadel DLC" is what happens when Joss Whedon writes for "Mass Effect." Lots of great dialogue, in jokes, and one hell of a lot of fun. It is fan service, but a great way to send off the crew.
@@Aaroboe You had to either save Grunt from the Rachni or at least you had to complete his loyalty mission on mass effect 2 (imported character). After that you should get an email from Hackett to start the Citadel DLC. After you complete the main quest from the Citadel DLC, you should get an email from C-Sec officer mentioning Grunt after some time
Even the Noodle House sign -- with a scurrying Krogan jumping into a container of noodles (at least I THINK it's a container of noodles) is hilarious. XD
Well..this is certainly inspiration enough to buy the Citadel DLC. Ah, Grunt. They grow up so fast. I remember when he was just born..now he's going on crazy drinking parties that should have put him in prison for extreme insanity.
Nobody's talking about the background music. It's hilariously tense and serious, like on police shows where a witness recounts events but you're not sure whether or not they are lying.
I just love this whole scene. The 'flashbacky' parts where it shows the actual events happening are so epic. Makes the whole thing seem like a TV series. I wish there were more of those in-game. :)
He was off doing his own thing and learning how to be a Krogan. Then got in as the leader of their special ops team in such a short time which makes him one of the most strongest Krogan that exists. For Krogans, can't really ask for better.
Love his dirty lough.... Made a birthday party so i have no birthday, drank a lot, broke down the hospital, stole burning cop car, flew drunk around until shot down and then the foam didnt work on him because hes stil on fire.. well a normal krogans day, though Shep has a problem to keep up...
gh0strec0n141 Not exactly. Their anatomy isn't identical to humans. As I'm sure you know, we ejaculate into the vagina and tah dah! Asari have never needed to do that, they can have offspring without ever touching their partner. Their 'intercourse' happens on an emotional level, rather than sexual, they do not experience sexual pleasure. Due to the fact that they do not reproduce via intercourse alone and experience no sexual pleasure, it's highly doubtful they even have a vagina like us humans. They wouldn't need one, just an opening to deliver a child and perhaps another for excretion. Humans would have a few problems. Half species offspring if applicable, complications during sexual intercourse and the obvious fact that it would be just awkward to animate. Factor in possible diseases... Yeah. Theoretically, a Krogan and Human sexual relationship would be in the 'no no' area. Asari are built both mentally and physically to have relationships and families without getting physical and they wouldn't have any issues during sexual intercourse and its aftermath even if they did. For humans, it's exactly the opposite.
Blackjax137 WTF? Where the hell do you get that Asari don't have intercourse to have offspring? It just says that they can change their bodies to be compatible with any species.
Ghost rider masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Asari "During melding, an asari consciously attunes her nervous system to her partner's, sending and receiving electrical impulses directly through the skin." "An asari's melding ability extends to a mental connection as well, which Liara describes as being the true union between an asari and her partner." The last paragraph somewhat countradicts a little of the first. It's a mistake by the writer, they're both in the same section. See for yourself. If you've played Mass Effect and listened to a lot of Asari dialogue, specifically, Liara then you'll know that Asari CAN reproduce without ever touching each other. Whether they do or don't have intercourse differs from each individual Asari, however, it's widely accepted that Asari reproduce mainly on an emotional basis than a sexual one. For the record. I never said they didn't have intercourse, I said that they don't need to and they probably don't. That comment about them changing their bodies to be compatible with any species is also a lie. That's false.
Blackjax137 Asari share a lot of the same bodily features as female humans, They have the same body shape as a female human, They have mammary glands, They most likely have genitalia the same as, or at the least, similar to humans, The same organs would have to be applicable too, due to the shape of an asari body, The only major differences noted is in biology between us and them, Different skin pigment, blood colour and lack of keratin follicles on the skull, due to them being hairless, The process of reproduction via melding would make sexual reproduction the way humans do so, obsolete, but they would still be able to do so, As you see in ME1 if you romance Liara.
XD LMAO Dude! I can imagine a cops ver. (tv show) called C-sec, it shows Grunt and his friends all drunk and sht, lol, the cameraman practically shtting his pants and what not XD
😂😂😂 The disbelief in the Turian officer's voice when he repeats "Operation Fire Cobra Claw???" ME3 was so full of much needed levity. It's otherwise too emotionally taxing and intense!
So the C-Sec Turian standing right next to Shepard and well within earshot of Grunt's confession goes along with Shepard's bullshit story? I guess the alternative was pissing Grunt off into another rampage.
Actually, you get Grunt to "apologize to the nice man", reinforcing the "our little baby krogan" joke. Surprisingly, he takes it well and does as told. But afterwards, Shepard still approves of Grunt's little adventure behind the C-Sec's back, complete with the "I love you, Grunt" and his cancer curing chuckle.
All we need is a bunch of people with alcohol-induced amnesia and an crazy little Chinese guy and this would basically be The Hangover: Mass Effect edition.
I loved how they set up the story and the music in the background. Ah bioware, you made a perfect franchise if it wasnt for the ending . That part almost ruined it all for me.
Its a mod that changes the ending of Mass Effect 3 to (if you have enough ems and make the right choices) where you can have shep live, kill the reapers, not kill the geth, and complete removal of star kid. A good victory. There are a lot of other mods that have spun off from MEHEM. Some have shep making the ultimate sacrifice, some have just the EC ending without the star kid... there are many versions at this point. There is something for everyone, so I recommend looking around!!!
Grunt and Legion are basically Shepard's kids.
roadhouse699 Cannot unsee
Grunt, the weird lovable adopted Kid, and Legion, the geeky lovable adopted one.
Not really, one is a geek weirdo. The other is just a weirdo !
And there are also a bunch of blue kids. At least in my game there are. 😏
There are also blue kids in one of my games. There are alliance military brats in another, kids with a weird australian+north american accent in another, purple kids with FUBAR'd amino acids in another, and really, really fucked up half-mammal half-bird kids in another, who's entire biochemistry was also screwed over.
I love how Shepard doesn’t notice the inferno ten metres away until it’s specifically pointed out to him.
It's Shepard. Fire,explosions, and gunshots are just background noise at this point to him
Lunardivider24 lmao truth
Lunardivider24 yeah once you've been blown up like twice nothing phases you 😂
Probably happy he did not cause it this time himself.
I wish every movie did this every time, always funny
C-sec officer: you're going to be in lock up for a long time Krogan-with that stunt you pulled.
Grunt: sorry? Can you say that again? I'm too busy calling my dad who is the first human spectre ever to bust me out of this mess.
"My dad" Oh god....I've never thought about it before but....Shepard basically has a krogan son....dear god.
EDI also says something along the lines of "Cerberus created me, jeff freed me, but I am truly alive because of you." So Shepard also has a fully actualized AI daughter as well.
grunt ,legion and edi are shepard kids
Add some pissed-off foster daughters in Miranda and Jack, a zany foster uncle with a dark secret in Mordin, a creepy, domineering sister in Liara, an awesome older brother in Garrus, a less awesome older brother in James, a business-minded religious aunt in Samara, and a spunky sister with tech know-how in Tali, and you have one big happy (weird) family. Which you can have sex with.
I'm sorry, I just creeped myself out.
Friday on ABC Family...The Shepards!
That Salarian didn't give a fuck about the screaming guy falling out of his hospital. Give that man a promotion!
+Feeble Cursed One He has to be an apprentice of dr. Solus!
+Rafael Teles
Krogan patients restless. Don't like bed rest. Even if they need it. Prone to jumping out windows. *inhales* Problematic. Should increase bill for Krogan patients to cover cost of broken windows.
Jurassic0Al
Solus is more dry than sand, I love him so much! Also, he fucked Aria. He is a legend.
More then a legend (Has Female Shepard adopt Salarian with Garrus)
Garrus: Okay so besides having us adopt a Krogan (Aka Grunt) we now have a Salarian
F!Shepard: Yep, and since he doesn't have a name I'm naming after the greatest bada$$'s of the galaxy, Solus Anderson T'soni Legion Archangel Shepard Vakarian the first!
Garrus:.... Remind me to not never name the Varen pup
+Rafael Teles
give this man a medal for posting this shit
btw I read it in salarian tone
Grunt's laugh cure cancer.
ColonelZoren it's so funny XDDDD heh-heh-heh
+ColonelZoren him and Geoff Ramsey should get together and have a laugh off
+ColonelZoren Grunt's laugh can cure the genophage.
+Munger LOL
+Garrus Vakarian Garrus are you honna be in ME4?XDXD
The last paragon choice instead of lying is gold.
"Grunt, now you apologize to the nice man for setting his car on fire."
i love that too! Grunt will just comply like Shepard's kid. adorable
honestly both are great, but i always tell grunt to apologize
big dumbass battletoad.....love him so much 🤣
I think lying is more in-character for Male Shepard IMO. Femshep works better for making Grunt apologize
@@flashn00b I mean that's entirely subjective to each players RP choices. For me femshep is alittle more of a loose cannon thanks to Jennifer Hales masterful edgelord vocal performance, and maleshep is more of a straight edge buzz light-year/ Cpt America type lol
Yep and instead of saying I love you he says "You're my hero grunt". Grunt is my favorite.
I love the nonchalant Salarian doctor when Grunt falls out the window. You can just tell he's thinking "Same shit, different day..."
1000% done with this shit.
Yea never paid any attention. Lol
And officer had the skeptical tone lol
Honestly i was too busy laughing at the notion of a Krogan falling out of the window to notice.
I'm betting it's not the first Krogan he's seen falling out the window.
Grunt drank from a bottle of alcohol that lights things on fire AND ate noodles that in his own words were "a little spicy"?
The Normandy's toilet is going to get destroyed!
Good thing he's not on the Normandy anymore then. He'll only be dropping by Anderson's apart-... ... Well, there goes that luxury toilet... Darn.
BEST! PLAN! EVAH!
***** BEST! PLAN! EVAH MANN! That should be future doc for this game
shit! I mean dlc.
N Slater Shepard drank some of that in ME2...yeah don't remember much after that lol
Is Grunt the closest thing to a child Shepard has ?
+Kris Norge pretty much XD
He also has little blue babies, lots of them.
@David
No he doesn't, because Tali forever.
They grow up so fast...
@ you both wrong Throws Liara out of the Airlock, lets Tali hookup with Garrus... Stays with Miranda
"Heh-heh-heh"
Best. Laugh. EVER.
ikr its even cuter when you watch the femshep version
Everytime I hear it I'm reminded that Grunt is Oghren.
And Wolverine, and Spike Spegel.
Feel like a fangirl when I hear it.
And Palpatine
They grow up so fast don't they?
I aged him maturity wise as a 14-16 year old in ME2. In ME3 he is more like a college freshman in a frat, basically, not much of a difference.
Billy Drake Yup. The mind of a youngling in the body of "The destroyer of worlds" essentially. Makes an interesting combo when watching the vid =3
Billy Drake
Frat boy + superhuman strength and resilience = Grunt.
Nutbar Mcloony Turn down for what!
Ah I don’t know. Until the very end I kept calling him "my baby Krogan" XD
I died laughing when it cuts to him falling out the window. slapstick gold
"My name is Grunt, and this is Citadel Jackassery!"
This stunts are performed by professionals yeah 😂
I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did at this... But i did HAHAHAHA
If any alien species in Mass Effect had their own version of Jackass, it would be the Krogan.
@@mrandrews3616 Jonnhy Knoxville Krogan Edition, A Volus Equivalent of WeeMan, A Salarian as Steve-O, A Turian as a Bam Margera, and a varied Cast of Krogan Around to do stupid shit or fling the Volus around
@@nyerion5712 That volus is gonna die. Pressure suit, remember? XD
"why didnt the riot foam work on you?" "Because I was on fire, try to keep up" *\o/*
this has got to be the best conversation in any of the mass effect games
TwitchtheOvertaker Garus and Ramirez gloating and trying to out-do each other on the Normandy is pretty funny too but I agree that this is the funniest. :P
+ConorChaos Or Garrus joining Joker in a joke war :D
***** Who's Ramirez, then..? O_O
I think Ramirez is the military's lackey. They're always yelling at him to do shit for them that seems impossible for one man to do.
TwitchtheOvertaker you got that right maan!;) i love grunt maan!;) the stuff he says and the way he laugh jajaj!;) awsome!;)
Why has Shepard never told me about Operation Fire Cobra Claw?
Seems pretty important...
Because you just sit there, flying the ship...
***** I'll let Shepard deal with his own insecurities, I don't need him talking to me about how he sounds to other people.
At least you hear things, I'm always stuck in the engine room... tinkering.
Or doing shadow broker duty.
Tali'Zorah At least you can dance *cough* Shepard! *cough*...
Normally I'm against spoon-feeding the fan service but it's just so god-damned delicious.
It justfied the ending.
Shut up child and eat your Grunt
The whole Citadel DLC was basicually fanservice
Read that in Zaeed's voice lol
@@trakiMDZ seeing Jack be a teacher and mom to an entire class was incredible.
My favorite part is when Shepherd looks at the car, like he hadn't even noticed it until Grunt pointed out.
Shepard: Oh that’s why it’s on fire
I love how Grunt finds Noodle disgusting in ME2, but is his fav food in ME3
Giant Dad
These noodles had meat in them
lol this DLC is the best i need to buy it
Adrian Ziecik definetly:D
what part in ME2 ?
Sev 117 take Grunt to the Citadel and when you go the Noodle Stand on the lowest level of the Citadel, you'll have the option to click on the Noodlestand and get a coment from Grunt about the Noodles
With stunts like these Grunt has to be making Wrex proud.
They say that the Garrus is ME bromance character..
I disagree.. You can't find more funnier, honest and straight-forward characters in whole trilogy then Grunt and Wrex!
Not to mention they don't "fail" as much in combat as other characters.
*Tali and Wrex in elevator*
Wrex: "You quarians messed up the whole galaxy when you let the geth break free. Do your people ever talk about it?"
Tali: "Do the krogan talk about foolish war that resulted in the turians to sterilizing your people?"
Wrex: "All the time."
+SuperLumipallo Krogans are... Refreshingly honest. Also, hilarious.
I have Garrus all the time and he does completely fine by himself. I don't have to constantly medigel him like I would have to with others like Miranda and Jacob. As soon as I had enough characters, I never used them again. They were weak. Tali is weak too, but I adore her cute character.
tali is weak tea in 2 and 3 ya but she and garrus are the best in me1 because you can hack all the containers and get the best gear. game plays itself when you have boss armor and weapons
hulmad Depends a lot what class you play.. technical stuff is no problem with a infiltrator so you can invest a lot more in muscle..
but overall I agree with you.
hulmad I use Garrus and Kaiden for that.
Everyone knows C-Sec can't catch you if you're on fire.
Yesss, finally someone got it.
I don't. lel.
I pissed myself when Grunt fell out of window
dominic garcia So did I
Urdnot Grunt didnt realize krogans were this... crazy
Cause I'm just a teenage tank bred krogan, baby
baby? better watch your ass krogan.
Clan Urdnot watches my Ass.
1:04 I love how the Salarian doesn't even turn. "I ain't got time for that shit."
"Not my department, not my patient, therefore not my problem."
What about the human woman who is looking out the window and just casually sips her coffee? "Just another day in the office."
I'm 39 years old and on my last legs. I ain't got time this. i gotta get my calibrations done to show that turian what for
C-Sec: Here is your bill
*Shepard reads it*
Shepard: "1,000,000,000 credits due to inflation and taxes......good thing my clone died so i can file for life insurance. I was worth 2 Billion credits!
+Sora: King of Hearts. lol a good one but i think that flying Car worths more then that...and that hospital window...and that satue...and the envoriment....and everything else...
Gordon Kroman
haha true lol
*Shepard gets a new bill*
Shepard: For the destruction of the flying car, and the hospital window it now an extra 200,000,000 million credits. We are also afraid you did not file for income tax last year, nor pay any of your medical bills for over the last 3 years.
Thus we are afraid to say your Medical Insurance does not cover your cost due to you already being dead more than once.
.......
Shepard: Sometimes i wish i could have stayed dead.
Sora: King of Hearts. a new reason to hate cerberus again!
+Sora: King of Hearts. "an extra 200,000,000 million credits."
Two hundred million million credits? DAMN.
+Sora: King of Hearts.
If only for the taxes.
I remember when I first saw this cutscene, I was on the floor laughing. This is the best DLC I've ever played
agreed. so well done. its like fan service central. gives you a chance to interact with these characters outside of their normal roles. had a blast playing this lol
Same here i was dying when grunt fell out of the window then nearly actually died when he said "i figured they didn't want it anymore so I took it"
I was too! Just saw it on Mass Effect Legendary Edition 😂
Can someone tell me where in the citadel DLC this happens. Same goes for Jack and her pet. I don't know if I missed them in the first playthrough.
I laughed the first time and when the legendary edition came out last year, i died on the floor even more last year
"Right, Sorry"
That line was delivered just so perfectly!
nostalgia
Coming this Summer 'The Hangover Part 4' starring 'Grunt'.
Heh-heh-heh
Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis, and Steven J. Blum. Great cast you got there, and you blew it all on Blasto 9.
I would do a crypto rugpull just to get that movie funded
I love how Grunt is like Shepard's Son who's always getting in trouble but is a good boy at heart.
"They lowered me down on a rope" im pretty sure is Krogan for Grunt loosely holding a rope in one hand as another member of Arlak Company lovingly drop kicks him out a window.
Possibly everyone's favorite part of the Citadel DLC
Alongside with Javik and the vid.
I have yet to get the citadel dlc. But if this is just the tip of the proverbial iceberg, damn have I been missing out
This and Jack's pet. Eezo why can't you be my pet?
Brian DuBois I highly recommend this DLC. So many hilarious moments.
Darkstar263 I bet. And I just started replaying mass effect 3.
Grunt reminds me of an excited St. Bernard puppy.
With a rocket launcher on it's back.
Kat Pannell And a shotgun in each paw
Grenades hanging from its collar...
Kat Pannell
Covered in blood, yelling "ANYONE GOT SOMETHING TO EAT"
TOASTEngineer Someone needs to take all of this and create the best fan art ever
That's why I love the Krogan... say what you will about them, but they sure know how to have a good time.
Grunt's voice actor, Steve Blum, also played Zoltan Kulle in Diablo 3, Abathur in Starcraft 2, and Starscream in Transformers prime. And a helluva lot more, this man is my hero.
Christopher Wagner Holy crap, he really does sound like Abathur!
Christopher Wagner Most famously he played Spike in Cowboy Bebop. :)
ConorChaos NO FUCKING WAY !?
I mean like jesus
Really
wow
apart from the "scruffiness" in their voices, I just do not see the similarities between Grunt and Starscream
+Logan Wynn Grunt's voice is pitched down digitally, as was Uvenk (Michael Dorn, aka Worf) in Mass Effect 2.
Grunt....just...literally described a Noodle Incident...
baconsarnies2 with spicy noodles included...
"SHEPURRDDD?? SHUPURD???? SHEPARUUUUDDDD!"
*game over*
"You still in one piece!?"
I like they way Shepard says "Why was it on fire?"
The Hangover, Krogan edition
I think the "why was it on fire" line was probably the funniest thing in the dlc
I love you too, Shepard.
Urdnot Grunt Tell me something: When someone refuses to give you valuable information, what would you do: Brain probe him, or shove him out the nearest 20 story building window? I choose window.
S Manly Pretty sure he just cracks his head and pulls out his brains then eats it.
Why won't someone just flippin put Grunt's laugh on Loop? It's the PERFECT Laugh.
I agree so much.
Just look up Seth Rogen's laugh. Sounds pretty similar.
Heh heh heh
Recruit:I have more years on the battlefield than you have kills, runt.
Grunt: Trying to mate with Salarian females doesn't count as fighting.
Recruit: No-one talks to-[Hrgk!]
Grunt: Someone help him up. We move in an hour.
Screw loving Grunt (even though everyone does). I want to know about Operation: Fire Cobra Claw.
Operation: Fire Cobra Claw is classified, im afraid. Unless you have the proper code for access.
AmericanPoliceState Uh. password... 1234... shepard'sawesome.
Access Granted. Operation; Fire Cobra Claw is a Spectre intiative to determine failures in C-Sec security measures. Multiple failures did occur. Specifically, Illegal Krogan on the Presidium, Destruction of public property (the hospital glass breaking and then crashing into the water supply) Pollution (Grunt landing in the water supply) Drunken Disorderly of Illegal Krogan, Defacement of C-Sec property (Smashing bottle of Ryncol) Arson (Burning said property with volitile Ryncol) Grand Theft Auto, Failure to Signal (Before crashing), Public endangerment (Walking around on fire) Resisting arrest (Ignoring C-Sec officers while eating noodles) Results forwarded to Citadel Council.
Damn. No wonder Garrus left.
MrVGamer666 Garrus can only deal with a certain amount of bull
grunt, the teenage years
"Citadel DLC" is what happens when Joss Whedon writes for "Mass Effect." Lots of great dialogue, in jokes, and one hell of a lot of fun. It is fan service, but a great way to send off the crew.
Sooo how can i triger this scene tp happen? lol
@@Aaroboe Buy the DLC for approximately 15 dollars, or wait for the remake to come out later this year.
@@ThePlatineist no, i mean because i bought the DLC and this scene didn't show up for me. :(
@@Aaroboe Ah, you get an email after some time.
@@Aaroboe You had to either save Grunt from the Rachni or at least you had to complete his loyalty mission on mass effect 2 (imported character). After that you should get an email from Hackett to start the Citadel DLC. After you complete the main quest from the Citadel DLC, you should get an email from C-Sec officer mentioning Grunt after some time
I've always seen Grunt as Shepard's adopted son, so in that case he gets all the privileges of being able to do whatever he wants lol.
This is why I adore Grunt.
Grunt. The best Krogan you can ask for.
Pat Estes Krogan Perfection at it's funniest.
Umm, debatable. One of my main problems with Mass Effect is that I was never able to romance with Wrex.
Xailashi moist, I said this because Grunt is the perfect Krogan. And this is his funniest moment. I'm not saying he's better then Wrex.
Logan Estes I said debatable because I'm debating with myself over who I love more. They're both so damn lovable
They are. They so are
Just imagine if Grunt and Oghren went out drinking together.
By the Goddess...or Maker :P
rinraiden Throw in Canderous and the Black Whirlwind and you could burn down any three red light districts you care to name.
rinraiden Oh god... noone would survive that.
rinraiden SOMEONE MAKE THIS A THING!
Grunt and Oghren are voiced by the same guy xD
rinraiden BAR FIGHT!
I love the hospital scene grunt just falls (on mine the salarian stand straight up like "what...the f***...did i just hear...?") i love that XD
The sight of half a dozen krogan climbing that memorial absolutely pissed up must have been genuinely terrifying.
Grunt's laugh.....
And so the Reapers returned back to Dark Space and were never heard from again...EVER.
sonea1801 i blew them up, they didn't get a chance to go back =w=
Know what would have been nice, seenen more grunt drunk parties... :( fuck bioware
Reminds of Major Payne's laugh.
Shepard: I love you Grunt.
Grunt: Hurrhurrhurr...
Dat laugh doe XD
I love you, Grunt.
"Heh! Heh! Heh!"
How did I never notice that the Noodle House's sign has an animated dancing Krogan on it?
I do not know how you failed to notice that it was the first thing that I noticed.
Operation: Fire Cobra Claw -_-
+Elite Of all As mandated by Michael Bay.
+camramaster Lead by Optimus Prime
+Brorb Sesnar seems legit
There should be a mission in Andromeda under that name. Ryder and friends get drunk and get into all sorts of shenanigans xD.
Chris Smith Your comment made my day. Thanks man!
I don't think fire cobras have claws.
well, you're wrong.
as it happens i am a vet, specialized on fire cobras.
And I specialize in Stand-up philosophy and find this statement skeptical.
Im kidding just so no salt is added
really...? awww that dissapointed :v
@@noisemarine561 stand up philosophy? Ooooh a bulls***er.
( bonus points for anyone who can name the mpvie)
@@johnbubba1143
-Did you bullshit last week
-no
-Did you try to bullshit last week
-Yes
This is the best of the world
Lol, Shepard's last line summed up perfectly.
Gotta love the crazy krogan indeed!
God I love that flashback of him falling down the building.
MY character said "you are my hero grunt"
2:08 i love how the player immediately goes for the paragon route, but then realizes they can’t resist seeing where [FABRICATE STORY] goes
Even the Noodle House sign -- with a scurrying Krogan jumping into a container of noodles (at least I THINK it's a container of noodles) is hilarious. XD
where did you see that???
It's at the very beginning of this video.
Shepard: I love you grunt.
Grunt: Heee, heee, heeee..(:})!!
LOOOOL!
This was the best DLC I have ever played! Grunt is awesome!
How were the noodles, Grunt?
A little spicy.
Nice EYES you have here. xD
"I love you, Grunt"
_(Sad Tali noises)_
Well..this is certainly inspiration enough to buy the Citadel DLC. Ah, Grunt. They grow up so fast. I remember when he was just born..now he's going on crazy drinking parties that should have put him in prison for extreme insanity.
Nobody's talking about the background music. It's hilariously tense and serious, like on police shows where a witness recounts events but you're not sure whether or not they are lying.
the neon sign for the noodle shop has a little neon krogan running with a bowl of noodles.
this is perfect.
2:48 *I LOVE YOU, GRUNT!*
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I just love this whole scene. The 'flashbacky' parts where it shows the actual events happening are so epic. Makes the whole thing seem like a TV series. I wish there were more of those in-game. :)
Dammit Grunt should have been a proper team member in ME3!
He was off doing his own thing and learning how to be a Krogan. Then got in as the leader of their special ops team in such a short time which makes him one of the most strongest Krogan that exists. For Krogans, can't really ask for better.
Fem shep is like a mother to grunt while male shep is the older brother
This is the funniest cut scene I have ever seen in any game. No contest
grunt is kinda cute
+Shiv Gharu He's like a giant 2 legged tortoise with armour...
He can still be cute.
Yeah, that's cute.
He is baby
I love the father/son vibe with these two :D
Well.... Shepard kinda helped with the birthing process... ;)
Annarasumanara3 Yup, the krogan son I never had.
Love his dirty lough....
Made a birthday party so i have no birthday, drank a lot, broke down the hospital, stole burning cop car, flew drunk around until shot down and then the foam didnt work on him because hes stil on fire.. well a normal krogans day, though Shep has a problem to keep up...
Anthony Mazeika
Like Father and Son/ Mother and Son.
Fire Cobra Claw, seems legit.
Well it's basically the secret team Steven. Another very legit operational group. 😎🍜🙌
The Salarian Councilor: *HOW THE HELL DID SHEPARD LEARN ABOUT OPERATION FIRE COBRA CLAW!!!*
It's 2019 and i came back to rewatch this because Grunt was awesome.
No matter how often I see this, the shot of him falling out of the hospital screaming while everyone else ignores him always gets to me.
> drinks ryncol, which is essentially vodka tequila bleach
> finds noodles spicy
That noodle place must be violating 156 health regulations.
Man, I just love Grunt's little giggle of "Heh heh heh" at the end it makes him lovable in his own little way
you're old now heh
Grunts laugh along with the music while he's on top of the Krogan Memorial gets me every time.
Still wish you could romance a Krogan.
gh0strec0n141 Not exactly. Their anatomy isn't identical to humans.
As I'm sure you know, we ejaculate into the vagina and tah dah! Asari have never needed to do that, they can have offspring without ever touching their partner. Their 'intercourse' happens on an emotional level, rather than sexual, they do not experience sexual pleasure.
Due to the fact that they do not reproduce via intercourse alone and experience no sexual pleasure, it's highly doubtful they even have a vagina like us humans. They wouldn't need one, just an opening to deliver a child and perhaps another for excretion.
Humans would have a few problems. Half species offspring if applicable, complications during sexual intercourse and the obvious fact that it would be just awkward to animate. Factor in possible diseases... Yeah. Theoretically, a Krogan and Human sexual relationship would be in the 'no no' area.
Asari are built both mentally and physically to have relationships and families without getting physical and they wouldn't have any issues during sexual intercourse and its aftermath even if they did. For humans, it's exactly the opposite.
Blackjax137 WTF? Where the hell do you get that Asari don't have intercourse to have offspring? It just says that they can change their bodies to be compatible with any species.
Ghost rider
masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Asari
"During melding, an asari consciously attunes her nervous system to her partner's, sending and receiving electrical impulses directly through the skin."
"An asari's melding ability extends to a mental connection as well, which Liara describes as being the true union between an asari and her partner."
The last paragraph somewhat countradicts a little of the first. It's a mistake by the writer, they're both in the same section. See for yourself.
If you've played Mass Effect and listened to a lot of Asari dialogue, specifically, Liara then you'll know that Asari CAN reproduce without ever touching each other.
Whether they do or don't have intercourse differs from each individual Asari, however, it's widely accepted that Asari reproduce mainly on an emotional basis than a sexual one.
For the record. I never said they didn't have intercourse, I said that they don't need to and they probably don't.
That comment about them changing their bodies to be compatible with any species is also a lie. That's false.
Why would you want to romance a Krogan? All he'd do all day is read poetry to you and talk about how he wants kids.
Blackjax137 Asari share a lot of the same bodily features as female humans, They have the same body shape as a female human, They have mammary glands, They most likely have genitalia the same as, or at the least, similar to humans, The same organs would have to be applicable too, due to the shape of an asari body, The only major differences noted is in biology between us and them, Different skin pigment, blood colour and lack of keratin follicles on the skull, due to them being hairless, The process of reproduction via melding would make sexual reproduction the way humans do so, obsolete, but they would still be able to do so, As you see in ME1 if you romance Liara.
XD LMAO
Dude! I can imagine a cops ver. (tv show) called C-sec, it shows Grunt and his friends all drunk and sht, lol, the cameraman practically shtting his pants and what not
XD
Window scene is the best.
😂😂😂 The disbelief in the Turian officer's voice when he repeats "Operation Fire Cobra Claw???" ME3 was so full of much needed levity. It's otherwise too emotionally taxing and intense!
One of the best fucking scenes in the Mass Effect Trilogy.
I thought Grunt hates noodles because they look like worms.
It's part of the joke :)
The fact the noodle house's logo/sign is a chibi Krogan running into the noodle soup is adorable ,
So the C-Sec Turian standing right next to Shepard and well within earshot of Grunt's confession goes along with Shepard's bullshit story? I guess the alternative was pissing Grunt off into another rampage.
Spectre privileges. He couldn't do anything if he wanted to.
Shepard's a Specter, he outranks everyone but the Council, if he wants to lie his ass off right in front of you you just smile and nod.
Actually, you get Grunt to "apologize to the nice man", reinforcing the "our little baby krogan" joke. Surprisingly, he takes it well and does as told. But afterwards, Shepard still approves of Grunt's little adventure behind the C-Sec's back, complete with the "I love you, Grunt" and his cancer curing chuckle.
All we need is a bunch of people with alcohol-induced amnesia and an crazy little Chinese guy and this would basically be The Hangover: Mass Effect edition.
The thing is, I knew ppl in high school who pulled stuff like this.
Words can't express how much I love this DLC. I wish they made a spinoff game where everything is like that. You know, like a Citadel sitcom.
That's my Son. What a wholesome DLC.
Who ever wrote this deserves a pay rise
I loved how they set up the story and the music in the background. Ah bioware, you made a perfect franchise if it wasnt for the ending . That part almost ruined it all for me.
You ever tried the MEHEM mod?
What is that!?
Its a mod that changes the ending of Mass Effect 3 to (if you have enough ems and make the right choices) where you can have shep live, kill the reapers, not kill the geth, and complete removal of star kid. A good victory.
There are a lot of other mods that have spun off from MEHEM. Some have shep making the ultimate sacrifice, some have just the EC ending without the star kid... there are many versions at this point. There is something for everyone, so I recommend looking around!!!
Wrex and grunt are the most coolest funniest amazing and beautiful guys in the whole galaxy
love how grunt is basically shepard's rebellious teenage son