My man's face looks like he is trying to hit a world record speed run of asmr. He is so focused : I normally don't do these things, but it made my morning to wake up to 1.3k likes, thanks.
Technique could use some work though. You would not want your barber to scrape the top of your head with the straight razor perpendicular to your head. That's called a lobotomy.
Aaahhhh❤😅 my ears and brain, oh my goodness. Dude did you have your own barbershop out there, you made me bought a new phone and headphone just to hear your asmr. Good job, men. 👍
I would love to be sitting in a chair with the cape around my neck, and have him giving me the real thing!!!!!! I would want him to be standing behind the cinch hair, and put the #2 guard on his clippers, and cut all my hair a 1/4 of an inch long, and then take the guard off, and cut the back and sides as close to the skin as he possibly can, and maybe I would just let him go ahead and razor shave the back and sides, all the way up just a little bit higher than the poridal ridge area, that high all the way around my head from side to side, and I would just sit there enjoying every moment of it while he's doing it.
It’s a great trigger, I’d guess Fred was inspired by the Cosmic Barber, you can find him here on RUclips. I’m glad for it, I like him as well, it’s nice that his fast, rapid movement style is spreading to other channels. Might be worth checking him out if you haven’t already and the fast movements of this vid appeal to you!
Unfortunately people still have some shitty sense of humor and prefer to say the same joke over and over again instead of valuing Fred’s actual effort on making these videos enjoyable and soothing
@@muhirwan5552 lol u think a peasant can kill the kings? Keep dreaming. I know u are jealous about their success but u absolutely dont have lol. I pity u
*pulls out storm breaker* this gonna get a bit messy Customer: *sweating intensifys" Thor:* pulls out a camera and starts doing a add for doller shave club* Then cuts off head They had us in the first half not gonna lie
all the comments I see are from people mocking or saying that he looks like Thor or Jesus but no one talks about the quality and good asmr that he does
Eu amo muito ASMR, foi por tanto amar ASMR que comecei a gravar vídeos, pena que ninguém me ver. Pra você que está lendo esse comentário: Me veja pra ver se o meu vídeo é bom? ruclips.net/video/Ln-onYYeeXQ/видео.html&lc=Ugxt8tp_2P4BV1tKHq94AaABAg
Fell asleep woke up at 4am to Thor’s stunt double giving me a clean shave.
KFKWAODOWKAZ HAHAHAHHA
You lucky devil.... ;-)
😂
Hahahaha
the only real way to wake up
Loki: I have an army
Tony: We have...a barber
Loki?
HybridGrape the first avengers movie?
I can low imagen avengers theme song playing as thor drops out of the sky with his char and straight razor
@@thedarkbat4584 LOL
@@hybridgrape4880 yea I think it was the other way around
Government: Work from home
Barbers:
Exactly
@James Tannahill [U3JB] i think that's the best joke about fred looking like thor that I've heard
Haha
Thor*
Thor:
thor during civil war:
😂😂
Comentario infravalorado:
Asies@@Jose_vdg
@alexshdeath
😂😂 that's true
Avengers: Saving the world
THOR: Shaving the world
👏
Shaving said world
🤣🤣🤣
XDDD
@Angel Ulises Estrada Avila jaja awebo
Avengers : saving the world
Thor : doing asmr
The true reason he want in civil war
Ah yes... AVERAGES🤣
@@maysonmc3924 good on ya mate didnt even realize
Some important off world business
Lmao 💀
POV: You walk into Thor's barber shop 5 minutes before close.
Ayo nice pfp i fuck with that
sloppy lol
Video is 30+ minutes long
You’re right he was going lightning fast... DUH DUH DUN
You mean 32:56 minutes before close
Anyone in November 2024?
Yes
😭😭
Sup
هلا
here gang
Mom: What are you watching ?
Me: Thor giving a mic the best day of its life.
Same pfp gang
Fikoliten 1 pfp gang
Hahaha LMAO
Mom: oh! Ok i see, i understand
😂😂
Avengers : "Thor help, the world needs to be saved!"
Thor : "Naah... It needs to be shaved"
Hola
@@ffrisitos9644 ola
🤣
*underrated comment*
“Naah, my mic needs to be shaved”
Thanos: I am inevitable
Thor: I'm a barber
Tor
@@frefirevideoespicos3580 se dice Thor pendeibis
Cho
@@frefirevideoespicos3580 هو طور فعلاً
Why can’t I read more
WE'RE SHAVING THE WORLD WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
I see what you did there
🗣️🗣️🗣️
Stop this is so funnyyyyyyyy
Stolen joke lil bro
@@mbd8088 its not
My therapist: Barber Thor doesn’t exist
Barber Thor:
edit: mom i’m famous
Lol i was gonna put this comment but I saw this one 💀💀😭😭🤣
@@jasoncastillo2049 when you think of a good comment and somebody already has it 😑
LOL
Me: "you where saying"
@@cartmanbrah5639 oh that suck but also you kinda get this feeling when someone had the same idea as you.
Can we all appreciate how he puts a Star Wars quote in every one of his videos descriptions, I feel that doesn’t get noticed enough
Just to distract from Marvel !
General Kenobi
Which was this video's?
Onopo Films i believe it was Han talking about the Falcon in ANH!
@@mattskywalker8782 oh I remember yes 🙂👌
he is doing the ASMR with the most serious face yet have the most gentle touches. loving it.
True kkkkkk
@Hugo Ramos XD
Да мне тоже это нравится
He has to concentrate because he can't mess up his clients cut
a
This was the first vid that broke the slow ASMR rule for me and I’m always coming back 😂
**moves a chair in the timeline**
The timeline: I’m Thor, God of the barbers
👏
Hola
Haha
underated one haha
i now have the urge to move all the chairs in my house
You couldn’t convince me ten years ago that I’ll be watching a man shave a microphone on RUclips in ten years
Lol
Oof I feel attacked
@@no-vo9bm that’s nice
Well what if I told you that the 'man' was actually thor? 😂😂
@@pastumpkin5202 his question would be what is thor
Thor giving me a haircut
“Because that’s what heroes do”
That is exactly what I said
Lmao
lmao
Lmao
You told the minds of many of us
When I cut hair, putting the cape on people or getting a cape put on me would give me asmr vibes. Love it.
My man's face looks like he is trying to hit a world record speed run of asmr. He is so focused
: I normally don't do these things, but it made my morning to wake up to 1.3k likes, thanks.
He must have done a lot of practice 🤯
I actually really like when barbers are like that and talk less for some reason. It makes the experience better from a sensory perspective personally.
Got me weak asf😂😂😂
Shaving microphone any% |World Record|
Fuk. I thought i was the 420 like:(. But nice comment 👏!
I love how he does everything aggressively and with a mad/serious face
U mad 👿
@@duxtk u mom
Why aggresive?
@@dariyavirag2023 like angry
@@duxtk yes I'm mad you aren't kissing me
I like how he aggressively runs around the small room and just grabs everything to shake and tap and his face is great.
The visual triggers blends well with the sound triggers.👍🏾
He may look like Thor but he’s moving like the Flash in this video
I just waited on such a comment😂
Ya
Thlash
IKR
Nah man this is Odin's 4th long lost son "Razor"
Hehe that’s “Loki” satisfying
Baa-bummm-ccccchhhhhh
Nice one
Ohh the pun😂
Get out- but first! Take my like
*stare*
The fact that this man can make ASMR while giving his microphone a haircut and getting it on camera earns him a freaking thumbs up
@@PROJECREDSTAR Alright buddy I just gave you a *T H U M B S U P*
@Ro Pi bruh
The Nick I just gave you a *T* *H* *U* *M* *B* *S* *U* *P*
@@Dogfrey *THUMBS UP*
編集しないで全部見せてくれるのと 一生懸命やってるところが 他の人と違う魅力で 好きです。
Это Тор мать твою
Alguém Brasileiro o cara e thor mn se e loko kkkkkk😂
日本人みっけw
Imagine being this guy's roommate and see him delicately shaving a microphone.
👁️👄👁️
"can I join too?"
m.ruclips.net/video/GhYcdv4BB5k/видео.html
Thank you people 🙂
"So that's where all my shaving cream went"
True
Everyone: He looks like thor.
Me: *𝗕𝗨𝗙𝗙𝗘𝗗 𝗝𝗘𝗦𝗨𝗦*
Ikr
Same difference
ok
@Theo cr7 wot
Same
Mum:wtf are you doing
Me: listening to Thor giving me a fresh cut
I like ya cut g 😏
Whats?
@@cheeseburger1245 *punch*
Exactly
His dedication to the little things is impressive, doesn't lose focus nor passion for the details & its appreciated man!
Found my new channel.
Why did you click on this video?
3 Million People: I thought it was Thor.
Me: I wanted to see him shave a mic
Lmao same
Fr I didn’t even notice how he looked like till I looked closer at my phone
Same xD
Same I thought he was brave tryna shave a mic
Me too
Me: guys, can we stop with the Thor jokes already?
Also Me: I can't believe i'm watching Thor shaving a microphone
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
💀💀💀
Hola alquien abla español
@@daniel777crakjr4 alguien habla* xd
Ah yes a man of culture
This guy really goes above and beyond. Those hot towels are literal hot towels, you can see the steam coming off of them.
Thats just the mist from the waterbottel lol😂
peachy ASMR no ❤️
Nice💗
@@theeHisoka 💗
hisoka OOOOH GON
Years go by and I never tire of coming to see this ASMR, my favorite by the way.
The multiverse is open
Thor in a random timeline: I'm Thor, the barber
Instead of wielding a hammer, he just wields a comically large strait blade
I don't understand almost any English but I agree with Tigo bro to invade Spain 🇲🇽🇺🇲🇨🇦🧐👌
I thought the exact same thing! HE LOOKS LIKE THOR!!
@@franciscoyt1503 "with tigo" xd, eres mi ídolo bro
@@2526-x2v siiuuu 🤑🙏
I love how he's doing everything so aggressively with a serious face and not gentle like most, it makes it so amusing for some reason
i got a barber like that and he wreck my neck
I mean he did say aggressive😂
Because that was heroes do.
Freeeeezaaaaa
q poha?
Spiderman far from home: "Thor is busy doing other stuff."
Thor:
Hahahaha 😂😂😂
Lol I remember that scene 🤣🤣
А я русский
😂this is the best one yet😂
@@romin3213 ичо
The quality is so good I thought it was from this year
From what I see you sent this message 15 minutes ago so congratulations. Why? I don't really know haha
Same bruh😂
Look on Fred's face is so serious... It is like "you want more shaving asmr, here is your freaking asmr! ENJOY!"
:)
😂😂😂😂😂
😅😂😹
Can we all appreciate the fact that he even holds the razors right
Technique could use some work though. You would not want your barber to scrape the top of your head with the straight razor perpendicular to your head. That's called a lobotomy.
@@hoist8111 stop
Bcs he is a real barber he cut my hair a long time ago
@@hoist8111 Ofc he woulsnt do it like that irl
m.ruclips.net/video/8fOZAP5XJXo/видео.html
He’s been doing these since 2013
Me:
getting triggers from this video
Also me:
Reading "Thor" comments.
....Im getting triggers from your profile pictu--
I love your pfp 😌✨
Yea
But is he Thor ???
Thor
Aaahhhh❤😅 my ears and brain, oh my goodness. Dude did you have your own barbershop out there, you made me bought a new phone and headphone just to hear your asmr. Good job, men. 👍
The camera is like:
WERE SHOULD I FOCUS?!?
😂😂😂
There isn’t one lol
**On everything**
Here before his comment goes viral btw I am your 200 like on your comment
266th like on this comment 👍
Also agreed man xD
Jane: Thor is probably out there cheating
Thor:
🤣😭💥💀
The likes at 69 I'm sorry but the comment cannot be liked any further
@@LOLZLennon nice
its at 79
mission failed we'll get em next time
86
Avengers: having a civil war
Thor:
Underrated comment
@@abdulmahmood1786 fr😭
fr
HAHWHWHW THAT WAS THE PERFECT COMMENT
Союз юмористов 😂🤣
I absolutely love how passionate his expressions are while he’s shaving a microphone
Yeah he's really into it
26:18 bro he got da rizz
😂
I'm death 💀
@@WalterHWhite-jl2xi waltuh, th yo talkin about?
Me: Fred give me the brain melting special!
Fred: Say no more....
*jams head in microwave*
I would love to be sitting in a chair with the cape around my neck, and have him giving me the real thing!!!!!! I would want him to be standing behind the cinch hair, and put the #2 guard on his clippers, and cut all my hair a 1/4 of an inch long, and then take the guard off, and cut the back and sides as close to the skin as he possibly can, and maybe I would just let him go ahead and razor shave the back and sides, all the way up just a little bit higher than the poridal ridge area, that high all the way around my head from side to side, and I would just sit there enjoying every moment of it while he's doing it.
Other barbershop asmr:
Hello sir, what can i do for you?
Fred:
"Starts without talking"
[Everybody loved that.]
untrue he did say "hello there" at the very beginning
He already knows the cut we want thats how good he is
@@M1N1COOPERHD "The dark side is a pathway to many abilities some would deem... unnatural"
@@chimeramanticore Obi Wan has joined the chat
0:51 just put the blanket on me bro😭🙏
My mom: What are you doing on your phone?
Me: I'm watching Thor give a shave to a mic.
Your mom:Well, are you actually watching like that?🤔
LOL
@@skaterboi1198 No busques esto en el traductor,hola :)
Ahahha
I actually said that when I am having 5 more minutes of online school to my mom
Can we talk about how elegantly he moves around, almost prancing
It’s a great trigger, I’d guess Fred was inspired by the Cosmic Barber, you can find him here on RUclips. I’m glad for it, I like him as well, it’s nice that his fast, rapid movement style is spreading to other channels. Might be worth checking him out if you haven’t already and the fast movements of this vid appeal to you!
Yes, I would like to have a conversation with the Soviet Union about a video of Thor dancing around a microphone and shaving it. Normal Saturday.
Almost mincing
like thor
USSR
Nah he don’t look like Thor… Thor looks like him
Thor came in for a haircut and said " make me handsome "
This guy goes " done "
Lmao
stolen comment
そのコメめっちゃするやん!笑
@@instantmitch9890 あ パクコメか!笑
こんなに頑張ってる感のあるASMRも珍しい
好感がもてる
We get it he looks like thor, but come on are we not going to talk about the amazing sound and video quality???
Couldn’t have said it better myself
Well it's Thor after all
Unfortunately people still have some shitty sense of humor and prefer to say the same joke over and over again instead of valuing Fred’s actual effort on making these videos enjoyable and soothing
Uh his mic is in syced and it’s been fucking with me lol😂
i never get sick of the thor comments
This man is so gentle with a straight face and he is doing it professionally.
2% of the comments: WOW THIS IS SO RELAXING
the other 98%: THOR
🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
Good point
@@ashley474 hello
yaaas hahahaha
@@Amanda-ll4rh aqui e brasil brasil kkkk
Anyone in November?
Loki: "what was your nexus event"?
Thor: "It's complicated....."
Why does he look so much like chris hemsworth
@@sarmukranghanse4375 it’s not fair
@@eggsbruhnadict4298 sou do brazil🇧🇷
I laughed
@@thomaszx do nada assim mano kkkkk
25% asmr comments
20% Spanish comments
94% thor meme comments
99% spainish thor meme comments
What type of math is that
1% russian
That adds up to 139%
Meths
Came for the asmr but ended up laughing so hard at these thor comments
Same lmao
😐
LMFAO SAME
Bro fr that’s why I can’t watch this guy
Concordo
New subscriber bro, this is first time that I watch your videos, and I loved it, you are great doing this!
Me after seeing thor shaving a mic: Life ain't so bad after all
Yes lol 🤣
Yeah he kinda look like him 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The comment section is pure gold 🤣🤣
Plot twist: "I am Legend" is actually talking about the god of war Thor
XD
Wanda: kidnaps a town
Loki: messes with the time line
Thor : *shaves (a microphone)*
o gosh I was looking for u dude. Lol
@@kalannn8210 LOL😂
lmao 🤣
@@MantaSimp 😂
Spider-man: hangs out with doctor Strange while the other spider-men get pegged by Scarlet witch
Context: The Avengers are in lockdown. This is Thor’s new hobby.
Lol
Lol
@@the._.nabihouse bts is dead
@@the._.nabihouse i wish bts is dead
@@muhirwan5552 lol u think a peasant can kill the kings? Keep dreaming. I know u are jealous about their success but u absolutely dont have lol. I pity u
The mic Is going drippy with this One 🗣️🔥
Me: I wonder what Thor does on his free time?
Thor: you want the usual Mr Stark?
Got it to 666
LMAO
Iron man in his free time: invents a new armor.
Captain America: trains
Thor:
I don't rhink they have much free time in the movies
@@pietronardi6709 what are they supposed to do film them eating breakfast
@@jonathandonahue4241 they did
YESYESYESYESYESYES HAHAHAHAHA
😁
Avengers: thor we need help. Thor: sorry can't im shaving my mic
hahahahahawwkwkkwkwkwkw
😂
Lol
HAHAHAHAHAAHAH lool
Was not expecting to see that today
영상 떠도 늘 와 진짜 토르가 해주는 것 같네 하고 넘어갔는데 오늘 다 들어보니까 소리가 너무 좋다,,,
Mucha Gracias,Puta Madres 👍🏻
2 years ago you couldn’t convince me that I would be watching a man shave a microphone
2 years ago I wasn’t this shameless
ruclips.net/video/LQLkFNY0lV8/видео.html
Foudaci
Jajajajaja tal cual
I however always expected this day would come, it was only a question of how soon.
Esses BR kkkkk foidaxi
Thanks, Thor
🤣🤣
😂😂
😅😂🤣👌
😂😂😂😂😂
jajajajjaj que buena jajajaa
A king of Asgard!
A god of thunder!
A barber...
No no he has a point
@@darklink5637 2 hours ago lol
1 Mount ago lol
🤣
A: A person nordic
S: super hero
M: my hamer
R: Roberto el que es diestro
This was my first Asmr video that I have been watching
My favourite trigger is when you mess with the barbers cape thing. Imagine a whole video of that
i agreed, it s so relaxing 😴
I want this video too ahah
"newbie barber spends 45 minutes trying to tie the barber's cape around your neck"
Giulia Concialdi 😂😂
Right? Love it as well.
Thor : chops Thanos's head off
Five years later -
Thor : so u want a shave
*pulls out storm breaker* this gonna get a bit messy
Customer: *sweating intensifys"
Thor:* pulls out a camera and starts doing a add for doller shave club*
Then cuts off head
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
@@astetic3999 yeah they had us in the first half😂😂
Hi
@@astetic3999 r/oddlyspecific
HI there
Thor after losing to Thanos:
My mom: hey son, what are you watching?
Me: Thor shaving a microphone
🤣
Me who sees Aqua man with a shirt on for once shaving a microphone because he doesn’t want to do it to himself.
I think my mom would be happier if she caught me watching porn.
😂
@@matthewbridges1438 wtf
Thanos: “You should have gone for the head.”
Thor: Takes it to heart and becomes a barber instead
Hey that rhymed
@@chloefrazier6487 😔✊
🤣🤣🤣
Underrated lmao
Bars
Avengers: Saving the world
Thor: *Shaving the world*-
Idk why but this made me laugh
Underrated
@@elijahhood8589 This make me laugh too :')
Yeah. The second person to make the joke usually gets the laughs. 😒😒😒
@@ilonmuskborzer Okey doke.
Wow, this ASMR is at another level. The toughest ASMR I have ever seen in my whole life LOL.
Subscribed to your channel in just 5 secs.
JaMeS ChArLeS jUsT kIsSeD yOu LiKe To UnDo
Change it to fade😏
he going for the head
@@sed5397 no
@@yvngxshady nice
Jajajajjaa no mamessss. Te mamaste Max. Best regards from a Mexican girl
My dad: why did the haircut take so long?
The barber:
My dad:
I have no dad
@@vicho3run513 aww
@Jack Dean man that ain't funny
30 min is really quick for a cut 😐
My mom:
I have no mom
Thor, king of ASMRs
Pero yo le ví un parecido a kurt de nirvana XD
@@lautaromartinezteamo sabes que el comentario está en inglés y no te va a entender por qué le respondiste en español? XD
@@zaonix77 RUclips has translator 🥳
@@Ygthh опа, русский
Bro that aint Thor thats Door
Thor is GOOD at fast shaves!! Man, good job, for real, keep doing thor stuff. Its awesome,
When a microphone has a better haircut experience then you ...
Lollll
Story of my life
😂😂😂
Lmao
Than*
Other people: Thor
Me: Jesus that gives tingles
Jesús tenía rasgos de ORIENTE MEDIO, más no rasgos NÓRDICOS.
Musculate Jesus 😳
@@furiarojamaxx4707 concuerdo
Ah yes, Jesus - that white-skinned, blonde-haired, English-speaking dude we all know and love!
@@jamesdevine02 omg, is just a joke, don't get mad. "Jesus" don't even exist
Can we just appreciate how he sacrifices his mic for us
Nope, just a muffler which you can easily clean
Dude I was about to say the same thing
Yeah and if it was truly UNCLEANABLE (sorry for bad spelling) then mufflers cast a maximum of 20 euro for the most high end mufflers.
@@rolandplumer4648 didn’t he also put some plastic wrap over the mic itself or no?
@@speedstick8981 would've blocked out most of the sound so no
Keep the good work up man I fell asleep in 10 minutes
I'm from Norway and i can confirm that i feel a thunderous godly atmosphere from him
La tuya por si acaso solo por si acaso
@@JOSE-td4ou uhh, sí?
@@JOSE-td4ou que cosa
The gods are watching over you
I call bs, the person in your pfp is upside down, you're clearly from Australia
all the comments I see are from people mocking or saying that he looks like Thor or Jesus but no one talks about the quality and good asmr that he does
he has top quality videos every upload! People gotta pay attention to that too.
Shut up Karen
isaac oliveira • 2 years ago if you are offended by this comment YOU SIR are the karen
It's not exactly mockery but I see your point
Not mocking just joking
Hulk: gets mad
Thor: whips out spray bottle
LMAOOO
Not funny
Darian Hill ok and
PFFFTTTT
Lol
“Hello There” MY FAVORITE
No one:
LITERALLY NO ONE:
Fred's hands: I. AM. SPEED
OH YEEEES
😑
My first time seeing this video I was like why is he going so fast then I read the title and it said ultra fast
when u put it to 0.75x it looks like normal
🤣
Que grande Thor haciendo ASMR.
Xd
mala onda
Yea Thor doing asmr
Xd thor hace asmr
Si se parece a lo mejor es el xd
XDDDDDDDD
Guys now we know how tony stark has such a cool beard
Thor used to be god of shaving before hammers then thunder
Mano esse cara é o Thor no e
@@romanempire7623que?
Had 🥺😔
XD
Anyone here napping to this with me In November 2024 lol
As a straight guy, I can confidently say that’s a beautiful man. Respect
I respect😔🖐️
Raw footage
No homo
Semen retention my broo
Eu amo muito ASMR, foi por tanto amar ASMR que comecei a gravar vídeos, pena que ninguém me ver.
Pra você que está lendo esse comentário: Me veja pra ver se o meu vídeo é bom?
ruclips.net/video/Ln-onYYeeXQ/видео.html&lc=Ugxt8tp_2P4BV1tKHq94AaABAg
Can we appreciate how gracefully Thor puts on the wrobe thing around the mic