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  • @BFive_025
    @BFive_025 3 года назад +4197

    After infinity war,
    Thanos : farmer
    Thor : barber

    • @lucavdv5428
      @lucavdv5428 3 года назад +9

      Wrong movie pal

    • @lucavdv5428
      @lucavdv5428 3 года назад +17

      After endgame Thanos become farmer

    • @BFive_025
      @BFive_025 3 года назад +53

      @@lucavdv5428 after endgame thanos was ded bro

    • @jamie0731
      @jamie0731 3 года назад +36

      Thanos:farmer
      Thor:barber
      Hotel:trivago

    • @jamie0731
      @jamie0731 3 года назад +4

      @KIRBY no:you

  • @markofigueroa6217
    @markofigueroa6217 5 лет назад +9192

    Thanos: I’m inevitable...
    Thor: Im a barber

  • @andreastan2309
    @andreastan2309 5 лет назад +84863

    Thor after endgame

  • @comoyun
    @comoyun 2 года назад +226

    After reading the comments, I ended up believing that this man is really Thor.

  • @mrpopo4330
    @mrpopo4330 5 лет назад +5428

    *Finally I found the credit scene*

  • @lilgerke
    @lilgerke 5 лет назад +6428

    Barber: What kind of haircut do you want?
    Me: Asgardian style please

  • @georgekhidasheli4161
    @georgekhidasheli4161 5 лет назад +4479

    Spiderman: Where is Thor?
    Nick Fury: You wouldn't believe me if i told you.

  • @samfitz6967
    @samfitz6967 5 лет назад +1740

    Avengers 5 years from now: so Thor what have you Been doing
    Thor:

    • @monkeythinktank5985
      @monkeythinktank5985 5 лет назад +9

      Sam Fitz Thors Been giving imaginary people haircuts

    • @rafael50003
      @rafael50003 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @iedaalves5602
      @iedaalves5602 5 лет назад

      The bracks vai toma no seu cu

    • @rafael50003
      @rafael50003 5 лет назад

      @@iedaalves5602 não tem ninguém aqui com esse nick

    • @Sleeping-nomad
      @Sleeping-nomad 5 лет назад +5

      He's definitely making good content, I'm proud Thor's progress

  • @bodeshahan2109
    @bodeshahan2109 5 лет назад +3321

    avengers: THanOs IS GonNA sNAp WherE IS ThOR
    Thor:

    • @rickylopez4491
      @rickylopez4491 5 лет назад +22

      Thank God I read the comments 🤣🤣

    • @lydiaz592
      @lydiaz592 5 лет назад +10

      Captain Clapped Thor: “SHUT UP! IM DOING A BARBER RP ASMR HERE.”

    • @vivianvasquez423
      @vivianvasquez423 5 лет назад

      Captain Clapped 🤣👌

    • @kaiyokota1972
      @kaiyokota1972 5 лет назад

      Ricky Lopez I know this is an asmr vid but ur actually such a no life virgin

    • @jakob6399
      @jakob6399 5 лет назад +7

      @@lobsterdeliveryspecial Does it hurt being such a lowlife? Liking your own comments...

  • @alexandrovega9806
    @alexandrovega9806 5 лет назад +1771

    Spiderman: are you telling me that there is a multiverse?
    Thor: Barber Thor

  • @leejimmy2209
    @leejimmy2209 3 года назад +383

    The first time I experienced ASMR was when I was just a few years old in a barbershop. The sound and the feeling of someone attending to your hair just felt good, but I had no idea why.

    • @jhunagana6933
      @jhunagana6933 Год назад +6

      The bladeeeee😩

    • @Leonrd-u7e
      @Leonrd-u7e 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@jhunagana6933yeah man is the best part 💯

  • @Obeizian
    @Obeizian 5 лет назад +6169

    95% of comments "Hey you look like thor!" 5% of comments "awesome video Fred!".

  • @Cassie-qm9pi
    @Cassie-qm9pi 5 лет назад +2365

    Thor barber: **exists**
    Thanos's hair: **existed**

    • @jaimanikita8815
      @jaimanikita8815 5 лет назад +43

      The haircut was a fail,Thor accidentally chopped Thanos's whole head off lol

    • @khairinasalleh911
      @khairinasalleh911 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂🤣

    • @recoil1496
      @recoil1496 5 лет назад +12

      You should have aimed for the hairline

    • @iil2996
      @iil2996 5 лет назад +4

      Just 5 more likes

    • @iil2996
      @iil2996 5 лет назад +1

      4

  • @42harneet
    @42harneet 5 лет назад +39369

    Why does this guy look more like Thor than Thor.

    • @einna5095
      @einna5095 5 лет назад +599

      @@apollofn77 thats the joke

    • @19joke93
      @19joke93 5 лет назад +120

      Stefannie Ribeiro I dont get it

    • @andregonzalez6112
      @andregonzalez6112 5 лет назад +819

      Bro don't worry your joke was fire these people lack -2 social skills and don't know what jokes are

    • @kriemie1273
      @kriemie1273 5 лет назад +95

      @@apollofn77 ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID? CMON MAN.

    • @henriqueantunes2019
      @henriqueantunes2019 5 лет назад +110

      @@apollofn77 r/wooosh

  • @16jack13
    @16jack13 2 года назад +14

    I’ve Listened to this for most days for the past 3years getting my hair cut ever since has been a struggle not to fall asleep

  • @yungrtofficial5734
    @yungrtofficial5734 3 года назад +5521

    Comments
    2%asmr
    1% Spanish
    97% Thor jokes

    • @oltoz7003
      @oltoz7003 3 года назад +52

      Bonjour

    • @yungrtofficial5734
      @yungrtofficial5734 3 года назад +143

      @@oltoz7003 0.1% France

    • @PochiG4mer
      @PochiG4mer 3 года назад +60

      Español

    • @uznikus
      @uznikus 3 года назад +30

      @@yungrtofficial5734 0.05 Русские

    • @prodNana847
      @prodNana847 3 года назад +40

      0.00001% japanese🇯🇵
      こんにちわ😄

  • @obamabutasadragqueen913
    @obamabutasadragqueen913 5 лет назад +754

    Barber: what do u want done?
    Customer: gimme that asgardian cut
    Barber:

    • @randomgames6133
      @randomgames6133 5 лет назад +9

      Loki what is he a barber as well? Trying to get the scissors of odin

    • @Cottier95
      @Cottier95 5 лет назад +1

      Except Fred is bigger than Thor. Must be nice being Fred with the women Haha

    • @몰루-w3k
      @몰루-w3k 5 лет назад

      ㅋㅋㅋㄱㅋㄱㄱㅈㄴ웃곀ㅋㅋ

    • @alexvdm669
      @alexvdm669 5 лет назад

      hey do you want some ASMR

    • @stefanotena8385
      @stefanotena8385 5 лет назад

      😂😂

  • @jefferyfloydjr4185
    @jefferyfloydjr4185 5 лет назад +2492

    Drax is in this video you just can’t see him because he is standing so incredibly still

  • @svetlanataran6603
    @svetlanataran6603 2 года назад +31

    wow his asmr are so satisfying and tingly plus the breathing sounds oml so good. I really enjoyed.

  • @abramjsseneca9116
    @abramjsseneca9116 5 лет назад +1728

    Thanos: you should have gone for the head
    Thor:*turns into a barber

  • @oskarhn
    @oskarhn 5 лет назад +1300

    When you lose your job in the avengers and all you have is haircutting experience

  • @astonmartin5273
    @astonmartin5273 5 лет назад +1170

    We may think he's cutting away at nothing, but in reality he's cutting away at his brother Loki's hair while he is transformed into a microphone.

    • @pegi-7647
      @pegi-7647 5 лет назад +34

      This comment is PERFECTION

    • @balloonboom5912
      @balloonboom5912 5 лет назад +11

      I ruined the perfect 100 likes and made it 101

    • @boikluber7747
      @boikluber7747 5 лет назад +5

      @@balloonboom5912 oh ye? i ruined the perfect 150 likes to 151 likes im the boss here

    • @LukeTM968
      @LukeTM968 5 лет назад +7

      How has this only god 160 likes but someone saying oh this is thor after endgame has 37k! I call bull

    • @dennisunderscore
      @dennisunderscore 5 лет назад +1

      @@boikluber7747 what about the person who made likes 69 to 70

  • @thesilverscreenvault
    @thesilverscreenvault Год назад +21

    This is one of the best ASMR videos I've ever seen, watched this so many times. Great job Fred ☺

  • @shewantme9073
    @shewantme9073 5 лет назад +602

    So glad Thor is finally sober and getting his life back together. Bless up💯🤧

    • @Dogofc
      @Dogofc 5 лет назад

      After enf game lol

  • @stephen7726
    @stephen7726 5 лет назад +1540

    2009:In 10 years flying cars will be created
    2019:ASMR with Thor

    • @northernmajor407
      @northernmajor407 5 лет назад +13

      Thor after endgame oof

    • @bruhman2995
      @bruhman2995 5 лет назад +1

      My time line of life
      2009: get born
      2019: I am not dead and I'm almost 10

    • @kaueomamute
      @kaueomamute 5 лет назад +2

      Kkkkkk foda

    • @felopass
      @felopass 5 лет назад +2

      THOR IN BARBERSHOP

    • @yanielvega4711
      @yanielvega4711 5 лет назад

      This is a lot better

  • @Tripfromfacade
    @Tripfromfacade 5 лет назад +672

    *When you're the last customer before the barber's shift ends*

  • @Maria_Nikulita28
    @Maria_Nikulita28 2 года назад +12

    Been watching Fred for 3 days straight and I always fall asleep while watching which rarely happend on my first asmr video for the night. Usually I fall asleep on the 2nd or 3rd video. I'm amaze and really relaxed. Thank you!

  • @erichu5505
    @erichu5505 5 лет назад +614

    Where is your Hammer?
    Thor: I use Scissors now

    • @sucukluyumurta7195
      @sucukluyumurta7195 5 лет назад +5

      Storm scissors

    • @MaxPower-fm6be
      @MaxPower-fm6be 5 лет назад +1

      @@sucukluyumurta7195 Oh my God, the scissors pulled you off?

    • @TheShadowXI
      @TheShadowXI 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah and instead of lightning he’s storming others with hair

    • @bruhman2995
      @bruhman2995 5 лет назад

      In the wise words of Thor himself ,"I used safety scissors to decapitate thanos," safety comes before saving the universe kids

    • @signalmanchief
      @signalmanchief 5 лет назад

      It was 555 likes now its 556 likes I'm the boss come at me

  • @GameBoyPlayz
    @GameBoyPlayz 5 лет назад +2270

    5 years later.... Everyone: we need to move on
    Thor: asmr

    • @tuabuela3261
      @tuabuela3261 5 лет назад +6

      @Tomás Lozada Arias :v 5 años después... Todos:necesitamos movernos
      Thor:amsr

    • @dennisbest7256
      @dennisbest7256 5 лет назад +1

      Right

    • @hanulchoi0213
      @hanulchoi0213 5 лет назад +3

      Hahahaha I died

    • @zixuany8533
      @zixuany8533 5 лет назад

      GameBoyPlayz you make my stomach hurt!hhhhhhhhaaaahahahahahha

    • @GameBoyPlayz
      @GameBoyPlayz 5 лет назад

      I just now realized how many likes this had... I thought this had like 6 likes last time I checked

  • @yanzz9226
    @yanzz9226 5 лет назад +20374

    He doesn’t look like Thor. Thor looks like him

  • @rikiluvsEN-
    @rikiluvsEN- 2 года назад +93

    4:19 that attempt to spin the scissor is killing me. anyway, i really love the quality of your asmr

  • @TortoiseMilk
    @TortoiseMilk 5 лет назад +630

    Client: a little of the top
    Thor: chops more that a little
    Client: what did you do?
    Thor: I aimed for the head

    • @itzzsalmon
      @itzzsalmon 5 лет назад +4

      I went for the head is what it's supposed to say
      Lul

  • @Snoogss
    @Snoogss 5 лет назад +581

    *Mantis struggles to keep thanos asleep*
    Thor: "hold my beer"

    • @viintaqe135
      @viintaqe135 5 лет назад +10

      More like hold my hammer

    • @ajatesta337
      @ajatesta337 5 лет назад +6

      More like hold my mic

    • @EvilEri11
      @EvilEri11 5 лет назад

      Raymond Pham more like hold my hammer OH WAIT

    • @animalatom
      @animalatom 5 лет назад

      hold my mead

    • @clearedaccdead1
      @clearedaccdead1 5 лет назад +14

      THOR: "hold my beer"
      ALSO THOR: "NO wait give it back"

  • @jeromeandrews3776
    @jeromeandrews3776 5 лет назад +1761

    *2009: OMG He looks like Jesus.*
    *2019: Thor after endgame.*

    • @Random_in_Disguise
      @Random_in_Disguise 5 лет назад +12

      Jerome Andrew does that mean god was in endgame hmmmmm

    • @JunkieRemix
      @JunkieRemix 5 лет назад +18

      Random Random well Thor IS the GOD of thunder so

    • @Random_in_Disguise
      @Random_in_Disguise 5 лет назад +4

      So it’s true I knee it

    • @Blonde-ocean
      @Blonde-ocean 5 лет назад +2

      This Channel only goes back 7 years though..

    • @HeyItsPockii
      @HeyItsPockii 5 лет назад +1

      This is the only comment I have found that agrees with me that he looks like Jesus!!

  • @park14tv
    @park14tv Год назад +4

    Such a banger video even 4 years later! This must have put me to sleep over 100x in 4 years

  • @avantika3178
    @avantika3178 5 лет назад +2283

    This Thor would've been able to put Thanos to sleep better than Mantis.

  • @charliestea_
    @charliestea_ 4 года назад +1999

    me: *trying to find a comment with timestamps*
    the comments: t h o r

    • @losertown7793
      @losertown7793 4 года назад +5

      same tho

    • @jean_enzo_xxx_du_2812
      @jean_enzo_xxx_du_2812 4 года назад +3

      Same

    • @HisSnuggleBear18
      @HisSnuggleBear18 4 года назад +166

      0:02 Salon Cape
      1:08 Spray Bottle shaking
      2:01 Spraying
      2:46 Small comb
      3:28 Dual combs
      4:10 Spray bottle
      4:17 Scissors
      5:00 Scissors and small comb
      6:28 Spray bottle
      6:41 Dual scissors
      10:58 Spray bottle and scissors
      11:51 Dual scissors
      14:09 Small comb and scissors
      16:07 Beard clippers
      17:43 Cannister
      19:08 Lather Brush
      20:41 Razor
      23:00 Spritzer bottle
      23:57 Spray Bottle
      24:06 Small comb and scissors
      24:41 Fingers
      24:58 Beard Trimmer
      26:23 Fingers and then Spray bottle
      26:36 Small comb
      26:51 Dual combs
      27:12 Small comb and scissors
      27:39 Fingers
      27:47 Cologne pump spray bottle
      28:45 Fingers
      28:48 Removing Salon cape
      29:35 Fingers and Goodbye message

    • @marmachinegaming8036
      @marmachinegaming8036 4 года назад +40

      @@HisSnuggleBear18 the hero we needed

    • @gerlachdoosje9700
      @gerlachdoosje9700 4 года назад +6

      t h o r?
      More like V E C T H O R

  • @mmacore674
    @mmacore674 5 лет назад +2453

    This is one of the endings Dr.Strange saw..

    • @GoodCookinAquarius
      @GoodCookinAquarius 5 лет назад +9

      Very likely.

    • @caseyhaigh9017
      @caseyhaigh9017 5 лет назад +5

      FiGHT BUSiNESS wow you are so original you must be so proud right now

    • @mmacore674
      @mmacore674 5 лет назад +15

      Thank you for the compliment now gtfoh

    • @bluerouter4182
      @bluerouter4182 5 лет назад +3

      FiGHT BUSiNESS doesn’t that mean we lose since there is only one we win

    • @MrHale2012
      @MrHale2012 5 лет назад +3

      @@caseyhaigh9017 Where do I recognize that name? 🤔

  • @RedRumble14
    @RedRumble14 2 года назад +12

    Found this video October 2019. Can’t believe time flies so fast. The world was ok back then….I wish I could go back to those days

    • @zevsmd
      @zevsmd 11 месяцев назад +1

      2 years later the world is even crazier.

    • @RedRumble14
      @RedRumble14 11 месяцев назад

      @@zevsmd can’t agree more. Every day I’m wishing I could go back to the good days🥲

    • @dfcampos7
      @dfcampos7 6 месяцев назад

      Me too!

  • @lauu7903
    @lauu7903 5 лет назад +3209

    omg I'm laughing just thinking that doctor strange saw this dimension

    • @jamindaris3556
      @jamindaris3556 5 лет назад +15

      UNSILCH :P ahahahahahaha im dying

    • @goodguy4250
      @goodguy4250 5 лет назад +44

      Umm...Mr.Strange you mean this way of 14.000.000. led us to victory?

    • @hoopydood
      @hoopydood 5 лет назад +1

      It's called an universe

    • @tm0675
      @tm0675 5 лет назад +37

      @@hoopydood You tried so hard

    • @christianmarx3249
      @christianmarx3249 5 лет назад +1

      much funnier than thor plays fortnite

  • @PROXY-DNB
    @PROXY-DNB 5 лет назад +316

    Barber: What do u want kid
    Kid: I like end game
    Barber: Say no more

    • @snsjaco
      @snsjaco 5 лет назад +1

      Asgardians of the galaxy

  • @keturahhorne962
    @keturahhorne962 5 лет назад +1341

    Me: here to read wholesome comments.
    Everyone else: Thor.

  • @sshandelle_
    @sshandelle_ 3 года назад +61

    grande Thor haciendonos dormir 😍👌🏻

  • @MatheusCarelli
    @MatheusCarelli 4 года назад +3278

    Him: 😠✂️
    The sound: 🦋✨🧚‍♂️

  • @GOD-hk7pz
    @GOD-hk7pz 5 лет назад +8457

    This isn’t what thanos meant when he said go for the head

  • @bigmancadenn2269
    @bigmancadenn2269 4 года назад +4610

    Iron man: THOR DISTRACT THANOS!
    Thor:

    • @comshackuae
      @comshackuae 4 года назад +21

      destiny still arrives...

    • @Samfatyak
      @Samfatyak 4 года назад +117

      Thanos 👁👄👁

    • @mrjdoming2
      @mrjdoming2 4 года назад +6

      This is too good lmao

    • @Tulip2
      @Tulip2 4 года назад +15

      KKKKKKKKKessa foi boa

    • @eumesmoadam
      @eumesmoadam 4 года назад +12

      Thanos:
      👁️👄👁️

  • @svetlanataran6603
    @svetlanataran6603 2 года назад +4

    his eyes and hair are so good 😭❤

  • @nickmunoz4895
    @nickmunoz4895 4 года назад +573

    Spider-Man: where’s Thor?
    Fury: offworld
    Spider-Man:doing what?
    Fury:you wouldn’t believe me if I told you

    • @tboneexpress8402
      @tboneexpress8402 4 года назад +6

      Copyright strike police

    • @alphaluigi1459
      @alphaluigi1459 4 года назад +10

      Nobody cares if its stolen. Hell I could say you stole a comment from the 100 others that said "Stolen Comment". Shut up and deal with it.

    • @lonebardsen3418
      @lonebardsen3418 4 года назад +1

      @@alphaluigi1459 I gonna say that to everyone that say "copied" or "stolen"

    • @zombiemanic1245
      @zombiemanic1245 4 года назад +1

      Lone then would the be stolen to 🤭

    • @rotorz4dayz239
      @rotorz4dayz239 4 года назад

      He is making millions on youtube from making noise into a microphone flr 15 minutes and not talking. Now that i think about it i could do this and make heaps of money

  • @jadenmorrison6485
    @jadenmorrison6485 5 лет назад +1708

    Therapist: Thor barber isn't real, he can't hurt you
    My brain:

    • @thearturito1004
      @thearturito1004 5 лет назад +1

      100th like! Let's go!!!!!!

    • @skix9050
      @skix9050 5 лет назад

      Peace Please No he’s not

    • @dior3978
      @dior3978 5 лет назад +1

      💀💀💀

    • @angry3195
      @angry3195 5 лет назад +3

      Peace Please he looks like... thor. Ever seen thor?

    • @skix9050
      @skix9050 4 года назад +1

      @Peace Please there's no description like after endgame be like or something like that :D

  • @nathanmckeogh
    @nathanmckeogh 4 года назад +749

    “I like ur cut G”
    *Slaps the hell out of the mic*

    • @Ryan-tn7qg
      @Ryan-tn7qg 4 года назад +22

      As a yr 15 yr old lad this quote is a quote im very familiar with 😂

    • @nathanmckeogh
      @nathanmckeogh 4 года назад +8

      fliikzy *Same 😂*

    • @joshdennettmusic
      @joshdennettmusic 4 года назад +8

      @@Ryan-tn7qg as a 16 year old lad this is also a phrase I'm familiar with

    • @_grxcie7679
      @_grxcie7679 4 года назад +4

      fliikzy as a year 8 girl im also EXTREMELY familiar with this 😂

    • @PlutttØo
      @PlutttØo 4 года назад +2

      @@Thebuttfucker3000 lol

  • @ryanshort5669
    @ryanshort5669 Год назад +1

    I bet he's real good with his hands. Man I think I'm in love. 😂

  • @haramarah
    @haramarah 5 лет назад +13372

    Iron Man: Thor, you have to distract Thanos.
    Thor:
    edit: people, get your likes back, I was so freaking sleepy when I commented this. Sorry.

    • @VMadnezzYT
      @VMadnezzYT 5 лет назад +131

      @@lobsterdeliveryspecial so did iron man lol

    • @PaperCrane78
      @PaperCrane78 5 лет назад +72

      @@VMadnezzYT spoilers lol. But not for me cuz I hav already seen endgame

    • @haramarah
      @haramarah 5 лет назад +21

      @@VMadnezzYT I was about to type that hshshs, rip iron man

    • @brooklyncorrell3214
      @brooklyncorrell3214 5 лет назад +6

      Haha😂😂

    • @prodinure
      @prodinure 5 лет назад +90

      *Thanos falls asleep*

  • @rotez5813
    @rotez5813 4 года назад +1234

    Me: I want a haircut
    Thor: Hold my hammer oh wait you can’t

    • @mynameurmommaooo5003
      @mynameurmommaooo5003 4 года назад +6

      Rotez LMAOOOOO 😂😂😂

    • @Mikayla_Games24
      @Mikayla_Games24 4 года назад +12

      Thor took a break from the Avgengers and became a asmr youtuber. I live for it. Lol

    • @alexcubbage8811
      @alexcubbage8811 4 года назад +3

      Thor humble brag wtf

    • @KingDragonzz
      @KingDragonzz 4 года назад

      my name ur momma ooo I know for a fact you didn’t laugh that hard

    • @Base.s
      @Base.s 4 года назад +3

      Steve: are you sure about that

  • @Sasha-gi4ov
    @Sasha-gi4ov 4 года назад +3741

    1% normal comments
    99% He looks like Thor

    • @yarenbutsad
      @yarenbutsad 4 года назад +17

      Lol there’s no normal comments 😂

    • @lordabbadon2107
      @lordabbadon2107 4 года назад +13

      In fact. Even your comment name Thor. Wait... mine too... lol

    • @riuf6803
      @riuf6803 4 года назад +10

      "He looks like thor" is the normal coment here xd

    • @hallyyhyh8625
      @hallyyhyh8625 4 года назад +2

      This could’ve been that 1%

    • @rishiprajapati2759
      @rishiprajapati2759 4 года назад +12

      1% normal comments
      2% comments about comments
      97% Thor comments

  • @JohnDoe-wp1hu
    @JohnDoe-wp1hu 2 года назад +8

    This is what Thor doing after Odin take the power of him

  • @МозговитыйХомяк
    @МозговитыйХомяк 3 года назад +3944

    Other asmrtist comments section:
    -so tingly, keep doing asmr
    Freds voice comments section:
    -Thor

  • @KCB0-11
    @KCB0-11 5 лет назад +778

    Captain American and Iron Man: Fighting each other
    Thor:

    • @prokopf-9332
      @prokopf-9332 5 лет назад +11

      Captain American lol

    • @npc7847
      @npc7847 5 лет назад +6

      Civil war in a nutshell

    • @hongry9142
      @hongry9142 5 лет назад +2

      No you dummy he was in thor ragnarok... i think while civil war

    • @klusternider6540
      @klusternider6540 5 лет назад +1

      @@hongry9142 r/woooosh

    • @hongry9142
      @hongry9142 5 лет назад +2

      yes! finally a succesful woooosh!

  • @KitsuneR3N
    @KitsuneR3N 5 лет назад +2354

    Me: watches a Video from Fred
    my brain:
    Don't do it
    Don't do it
    Don't do it
    Don't do it
    Don't do it
    Don't do it
    me: yOu LoOK likE THor

    • @loadingr6900
      @loadingr6900 5 лет назад +10

      Akagami No Shanks ahahahahahagahahahah😂😂😂😭

    • @icekurimu1688
      @icekurimu1688 5 лет назад +6

      Its literally me,

    • @oofmcgoof6169
      @oofmcgoof6169 5 лет назад +14

      What a funny and ORIGINAL comment

    • @Kostas_xi.
      @Kostas_xi. 5 лет назад +5

      See I'm not the only one that believe he is THOR😂

    • @ultraheem436
      @ultraheem436 5 лет назад +2

      @@Kostas_xi. 😂😂😂

  • @charamoore9983
    @charamoore9983 Год назад

    The beginning is literally what it sounds like to camp out by a lake on a windy night. The tent flapping all over the place 🤣

  • @picklelmao
    @picklelmao 4 года назад +1376

    Spiderman: What about Thor?
    Nick Fury: Offworld.
    Thor:

  • @ambarfernanda1540
    @ambarfernanda1540 5 лет назад +921

    Everybody: OMG it looks like Thor!
    Me: Dude why are u angry?

    • @binglemong
      @binglemong 5 лет назад +49

      Cuz of how many Thor comments he gets

    • @1ali1996
      @1ali1996 5 лет назад +9

      @@binglemong lol am I the only here how thinks, he looks like ...That dude from WWE ...I forgot his dame name look l

    • @ضياءطبره-ن5ث
      @ضياءطبره-ن5ث 5 лет назад +9

      @@1ali1996 edge

    • @dmmy126
      @dmmy126 5 лет назад +11

      @@1ali1996 Triple H

    • @DyegoFAndrade
      @DyegoFAndrade 5 лет назад +6

      Cuz a video like this is kinda a humiliation for the son of Odin

  • @larks.
    @larks. 5 лет назад +276

    The autofocus this guy's camera is insane

  • @Aqiruzz
    @Aqiruzz 2 года назад +9

    5% of comments: asmr
    50% of comments: thor
    45% of comments: 1%: asmr
    . 99%: thor

  • @andsn10
    @andsn10 5 лет назад +3619

    This is one of the futures Dr. strange saw

  • @jeanzkt
    @jeanzkt 5 лет назад +280

    *Avengers reach the end*
    Production: What are you going to do, thor?
    Thor: Yes

  • @capatanaznman
    @capatanaznman 5 лет назад +765

    I had no idea Thor was into ASMR. Coolest god ever.

  • @Infinite_calyx42
    @Infinite_calyx42 2 года назад +57

    I’ve watched this video more than a dozen times while I’m resting/studying, keep up the good work ❤

  • @icetankgod3420
    @icetankgod3420 5 лет назад +173

    Thanos: oh hey you missed a spot
    Fred: cuts off head

  • @jericholloydbanks
    @jericholloydbanks 5 лет назад +539

    This really helps me cope with being bald

    • @Jukrome
      @Jukrome 5 лет назад +15

      Why so many likes on Thor’s comments and no single Nobel Prize for you ?

    • @sarahlithium1680
      @sarahlithium1680 5 лет назад +1

      This is the best comment I’ve ever seen honestly

    • @AinsleyHarriott1
      @AinsleyHarriott1 5 лет назад +3

      It’s top secret ancient wakandan negro technology

    • @Tesseract1887
      @Tesseract1887 5 лет назад

      @@AinsleyHarriott1 what?

    • @ZeaLDailyParanormal
      @ZeaLDailyParanormal 5 лет назад

      😯

  • @WallyCODM
    @WallyCODM 5 лет назад +2512

    95%: He looks like Thor
    4%: comments like these
    1%: good vid

    • @xparche
      @xparche 5 лет назад +6

      0,50% Sucks

    • @luiscastellano5018
      @luiscastellano5018 5 лет назад +10

      He looks like thor

    • @abdel4lf
      @abdel4lf 5 лет назад +19

      But he looks like jesus

    • @АлимМансуров-ж8т
      @АлимМансуров-ж8т 5 лет назад +3

      @@abdel4lf есус, ты меня слышишь, есууууус

    • @7dfive105
      @7dfive105 5 лет назад +1

      Hey he also looks like the FUS RO DA! Sorry, the Dragonborn... I gotta get that fixed...

  • @4ae4ek228
    @4ae4ek228 Год назад +9

    Thor, after taking a vacation :

  • @McWhiskey
    @McWhiskey 5 лет назад +444

    Thanos: “wish I knew how it feels to get a haircut, but I’m bald”
    Thor: “Hold my hammer”

    • @maliciouscookies
      @maliciouscookies 5 лет назад +11

      This comment is so under rated! 😂

    • @casperchristensen8354
      @casperchristensen8354 5 лет назад +5

      No, you see, he didnt aim for the head. And Thanos gets a 5 oclock shadow and I refuse to believe theres no tech to give him long luscious locks.

    • @ttx77
      @ttx77 5 лет назад

      This should have way more likes

    • @betsonic8503
      @betsonic8503 5 лет назад

      but Thanos can’t hold his hammer...

    • @dabiplayerxd2528
      @dabiplayerxd2528 5 лет назад

      But thors mjnior is broken right???

  • @Felipe_Sōsuke
    @Felipe_Sōsuke 4 года назад +2686

    Doctor Strange: I saw millions of futures
    Tony: Can you tell me one of them?
    Doctor Strange: Thor did ASMR.

  • @nesonawas
    @nesonawas 4 года назад +559

    the customer ask : "why are you in such hurry?"
    thor : "Loki killed someone, but i need to take care your beard first"

  • @mossisweird
    @mossisweird 2 года назад +14

    Why is this channel called FredsVoice when obviously this guy's name is chad

  • @moonlightnight2707
    @moonlightnight2707 5 лет назад +4509

    📍Timestamps 📍
    0:00 -Fabric Sounds
    0:54-Button Sounds
    1:05-Water & Spray Sounds
    2:44-Comb on rubbing on hand sounds
    3:00-Comb Sounds
    3:26- Two comb Sounds
    4:11-Spray sounds again
    4:17-Scissor Sounds
    5:00-Scissor and comb Sounds
    6:30-Water & Spray Sounds
    6:40- Two Scissor Sounds again
    8:28-Scissors rubbing Sounds
    8:58-Two scissors Sounds
    10:25- kinda like Comb Sounds But with scissors
    10:43-Two Scissors sounds
    10:57-Scissor & Spray & Water Sounds
    11:50- Two scissor Sounds
    14:10-Comb & Scissor Sounds
    16:06-Button Sounds
    17:37-Brush Sounds on hand
    17:41-Lid & Tapping Sounds
    19:07-Brush Sounds on hand
    19:27-Brushing mic
    20:42-Knife on finger Sounds
    23:00-Water & Spray Sounds
    24:05-Comb and Scissor Sounds
    24:40-Finger fluttering
    24:50-Razor Sounds
    26:20-Finger fluttering
    26:31-Spray Sounds
    26:34-Comb Sounds
    27:50-Spray Sounds
    28:50-Fabric Sounds
    28:57-Button Sounds again
    29:04-Fabric Sounds
    29:35-Finger fluttering again
    29:38-Outro
    📍Finish📍
    (Hope this helped, sorry if i did it wrong, enjoy the video💕)
    Edit:Thank you sooo much for 1K likess, 3k?!! GUYS TYSMMM!!😭❤️💕)

  • @LL-xy1vr
    @LL-xy1vr 5 лет назад +902

    96% comments about Thor and endgame
    3% of this kind of comment
    1% comment about how relaxing it is

    • @sledner5738
      @sledner5738 5 лет назад +2

      It is relaxing lmao

    • @jtm232556
      @jtm232556 5 лет назад +3

      Yet your comment is neither, meaning your numbers are incorrect.

    • @mcquaynoodles457
      @mcquaynoodles457 5 лет назад

      That’s incorrect that 1 percent is people writing on how 99% comments on Thor and endgame and 1% comment is you writing this comment

    • @peasefulmystary843ieu5
      @peasefulmystary843ieu5 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @kccousins559
      @kccousins559 5 лет назад +4

      Yes I am happy know. I could be happy now but I am happy know

  • @joseph_aj233
    @joseph_aj233 5 лет назад +596

    Thor : bring me thanooos
    The other dimension thor : bring me scissorsssss

    • @ahmed19ui
      @ahmed19ui 5 лет назад +7

      Aj Logan Thor after playing Deathrun.
      Thor:Bring me Cizzorz

    • @jamesmmos7815
      @jamesmmos7815 5 лет назад +2

      Scissors and a sprits bottle of water.

  • @goronimus304
    @goronimus304 2 года назад

    Love how he gaslights us with the tarp for like two minutes before putting it on.

  • @gabe1900
    @gabe1900 5 лет назад +2668

    in honor of endgame can we have another thor roleplay? :D maybe discussing the events of infinity war, thor's ptsd and stuff like that?

    • @FredsVoice
      @FredsVoice  5 лет назад +1254

      A Thor roleplay is.... inevitable

    • @gabe1900
      @gabe1900 5 лет назад +272

      @@FredsVoice be right back, i have to go cry that my favorite asmrtist actually replied to me.

    • @jonas1333
      @jonas1333 5 лет назад +97

      FredsVoice ASMR you Need to gain some weight though

    • @pdstunnerz
      @pdstunnerz 5 лет назад +153

      if he does I hope he mentions noobmaster69 😂

    • @Gamerorigen
      @Gamerorigen 5 лет назад +95

      @@FredsVoice dude, do a fat thor cosplay where you taste beers and do foam and poring sounds, it be funny af.

  • @emmieturtle9601
    @emmieturtle9601 4 года назад +4601

    0:02 Salon Cape
    1:08 Spray Bottle shaking
    2:01 Spraying
    2:46 Small comb
    3:28 Dual combs
    4:10 Spray bottle
    4:17 Scissors
    5:00 Scissors and small comb
    6:28 Spray bottle
    6:41 Dual scissors
    10:58 Spray bottle and scissors
    11:51 Dual scissors
    14:09 Small comb and scissors
    16:07 Beard clippers
    17:43 Cannister
    19:08 Lather Brush
    20:41 Razor
    23:00 Spritzer bottle
    23:57 Spray Bottle
    24:06 Small comb and scissors
    24:41 Fingers
    24:58 Beard Trimmer
    26:23 Fingers and then Spray bottle
    26:36 Small comb
    26:51 Dual combs
    27:12 Small comb and scissors
    27:39 Fingers
    27:47 Cologne pump spray bottle
    28:45 Fingers
    28:48 Removing Salon cape
    29:35 Fingers and Goodbye message!

  • @brucewayne-w8v
    @brucewayne-w8v 3 года назад +2126

    If Thanos wasn't bald Thor would've definitely gone for the head

    • @Bthakilla4rilla
      @Bthakilla4rilla 3 года назад +56

      You should've gone for the hair

    • @deeryearning6222
      @deeryearning6222 3 года назад +32

      Thanos has Chest Hair? How could Thor have known?

    • @debajyotidattagupta2109
      @debajyotidattagupta2109 3 года назад +8

      Protect Gotham first

    • @jzr9926
      @jzr9926 3 года назад +20

      @@debajyotidattagupta2109 Wrong franchise bud

    • @jzr9926
      @jzr9926 3 года назад +5

      @@debajyotidattagupta2109 lol

  • @thesilentasmrtist8777
    @thesilentasmrtist8777 Год назад

    Me sitting in the chair, Fred doing the thing at the beginning.... "uh you gonna put it on or should I put it on"

  • @OshawottLuke
    @OshawottLuke 5 лет назад +272

    This is that comment you were looking for that just points out how relaxing the video is. It is very relaxing.

    • @charlesloftin8768
      @charlesloftin8768 5 лет назад +3

      You dont want to discuss thor with rest of us?😉

    • @Thatpastaiscold
      @Thatpastaiscold 5 лет назад +2

      @@xCheeseHead95x Shut up pussy

    • @Toast-kh6ku
      @Toast-kh6ku 5 лет назад +1

      Jesus Christ say one thing you have these fan boys up your ass.

    • @Jay-ht8el
      @Jay-ht8el 5 лет назад

      @@xCheeseHead95x Stfu is right pussy

    • @chavalomiguel5587
      @chavalomiguel5587 5 лет назад +1

      9

  • @dec203
    @dec203 5 лет назад +1583

    So this is one of the futures that doctor strange saw

    • @dreounivers1477
      @dreounivers1477 5 лет назад +20

      But nobody saw your niiiiiice comment😥

    • @flashxflamer
      @flashxflamer 5 лет назад +5

      Yoo fr tho he was like u have to save us before it comes to Thor the God of tingles🤣🤣

    • @keaneasmr619
      @keaneasmr619 5 лет назад +2

      Dréo Univers but u did

    • @heidihernandez4136
      @heidihernandez4136 5 лет назад +1

      Hahaha this should have more likes

    • @juanitaherrera8203
      @juanitaherrera8203 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂 I can’t

  • @0dysseyhiphop
    @0dysseyhiphop 5 лет назад +349

    The comments are all Thor jokes🤣🤣🤣 btw great vid, just subbed

    • @manzero134gd
      @manzero134gd 5 лет назад

      I was making a Chris Hemsworth joke, so no.

  • @t0ma_rain
    @t0ma_rain Год назад +2

    After watching lots of ASMR vids on RUclips, I finally understood this is the best ever.

  • @koedbykeegan5091
    @koedbykeegan5091 5 лет назад +862

    Avengers: Thor why didn’t you go for the head
    Thor : giving thanos a haircut

  • @akits8687
    @akits8687 5 лет назад +1886

    Fred doesnt look like thor.
    Thor looks like Fred.

  • @kat-lx5zj
    @kat-lx5zj 4 года назад +1348

    Imagine you’re in a barbershop and the guy actually just takes a full minute to put the cape around you

    • @jameshammett8422
      @jameshammett8422 4 года назад +88

      Me: C'mon bro, are you charging by the hour?!

    • @Lucas-yw9ex
      @Lucas-yw9ex 4 года назад +2

      😂

    • @itsdahomiek3nny
      @itsdahomiek3nny 4 года назад +29

      Imagine if the barber took like an hour to put the cape around you.

    • @David-qt1pk
      @David-qt1pk 4 года назад +7

      @@jameshammett8422 it has happen to me

    • @DriftinYT
      @DriftinYT 4 года назад

      Oh xd

  • @kwizathaderachmaalefaak4516
    @kwizathaderachmaalefaak4516 3 года назад +34

    Thor during Captain America Civil War.

  • @brindas3937
    @brindas3937 5 лет назад +306

    I think he took thanos words so serious.. "Aim for the Head" 😂😂😂

  • @thebigdudestudios
    @thebigdudestudios 5 лет назад +663

    So after passing the throne to Valkyrie, Thor decides to become an Asgardian barber eh?
    EDIT: Really respect the God Of Thunder's simplicity

  • @jonathan-wq8hh
    @jonathan-wq8hh 4 года назад +860

    Barber: how long do you want me to shake a bottle filled with water
    Me: yes
    (Also notice: he shakes te scissors to 10:59 😂)

    • @siemverver7837
      @siemverver7837 4 года назад +14

      Such an overused meme format...
      But like it.

    • @auron9847
      @auron9847 4 года назад +1

      Oh look Jonathan, the hammer of Thor (few will understand this)

    • @jonathan-wq8hh
      @jonathan-wq8hh 4 года назад +1

      auron 98 99% talking about thor in the comments, 0,9% talking about triggers, 0,00001% talking about the water

    • @Zheng79
      @Zheng79 4 года назад

      1000000000 times plz

    • @Vlover0ct
      @Vlover0ct 4 года назад

      It was at666 but I am a man of the lord can I get and amen

  • @lorenzobartolini4577
    @lorenzobartolini4577 2 года назад +3

    THIS IS SUPER MEGA ULTRA RELAXING. THIS IS AMAZING !

  • @Salt_Master_Queue
    @Salt_Master_Queue 4 года назад +1026

    “He is not a dude. You're a dude. This is a man. A handsome, muscular man.”
    -- Drax

    • @Ducco2
      @Ducco2 4 года назад +7

      idk that referance but i have to say, he has way bigger muscles than my "muscles"

    • @robertgoddard2417
      @robertgoddard2417 4 года назад +5

      reposting i see

    • @zxvora
      @zxvora 4 года назад +4

      @Thedopeldap It’s from Avengers Infinity War.

    • @jupiter4680
      @jupiter4680 4 года назад +1

      @@robertgoddard2417 its literally a quote from a movie?

    • @OK-qv4pu
      @OK-qv4pu 4 года назад +2

      @@jupiter4680 he means how he posted it twice on the same video for some reason

  • @M0n1ka4.
    @M0n1ka4. 4 года назад +1313

    Avengers: saving the world
    Thor: “Wait one more client”

    • @danielmerek3928
      @danielmerek3928 4 года назад +9

      Haha yeah
      Edit: woah this was super recent and this videos like a year old now

    • @giornogiovanna2146
      @giornogiovanna2146 4 года назад +1

      Funny he cuts hair yet his hair is long af

    • @opahenning7136
      @opahenning7136 4 года назад +1

      So now ur stalking me on yt ??? Geez Monika chill

    • @M0n1ka4.
      @M0n1ka4. 4 года назад +1

      @@opahenning7136 ;3

    • @vebjkook4622
      @vebjkook4622 4 года назад

      No, its boring

  • @jazo3127
    @jazo3127 5 лет назад +493

    Me: makes Thor joke thinking I’m original
    Also me: reads all the other Thor jokes
    Me: well shit

  • @happysora885
    @happysora885 2 года назад +14

    It was my first time watching your channel and it was so the best!

  • @bg7102
    @bg7102 5 лет назад +254

    “What did you just do?!”
    “I went for the head.”