@BigDaddyStarWars Rank every Star Wars character for how many times they say the word “and” but each time they have 1000 ”and’s” you give 1 reason the sequel trilogy is bad
3:11 Hey, the dude getting crushed by the big hunk of metal was able to grab a weapon right before his head was slashed off. He was armed. That's one less war crime for Obi Wan!
I am shocked Tarkin isn't on this list given Alderaan and Scariff alone- that's genocide, mass murder, indiscrimate use of weapons of mass destruction on civillians, threat of further destruction (terrorism). He also gains a few more crimes on Lothal and orders the bombardment of Kamino in Bad Batch. (Video still was funny)
Imagine chopper and r2 were Switched. The clone wars would have lasted a week because chopper and anakin would’ve decimated the entire separatist civilian population.
I'm glad you specified WAR crimes, and not just any crimes, because I was confused for a sec why Rey Palpatine wasn't on this list for existing, but lol now I know why.
Another one you could do for Dooku is crimes against peace. As he ordered the creation of both the droid and clone armies with the intent of using them for war.
Now rate them by the 6th line spoken by the sixth character introduced (named characters only) So in Phantom Menace, if my count is right, the 6th character introduced is Padme. So it would be Padme's sixth line My count goes like this: the pilots on Qui Gon and Obi Wan's ship aren't named, so the don't count. Then you have Qui Gon, Obi Wan, Nute Gunray (the best character in the movie), TC-14 (the silver protocol droid), Sidious/Palpatine, and then Padme. You could also include Gunray's advisor, which would bump Sidious into the number 6 slot, but that guy isn't named either
Welcome to the Restaurant A’la Ani. Today’s special is The Chosen One: A large base of Pyschological Torture, topped with false surrender, sprinkled with a deep rich sauce of mass genocide, nicely cooked to congratulation.
What about Tarkin? And the multiple war crimes of the empire as a whole. Like the Trawn in Lothal, the genocide of Geonosis, all the things with the Death Star, Alderan, Jedha, Scariff. The destruction of Hosnian Prime by the First Order...
My personal top 10 war criminals in star wars cannon in no particular order: 1. Anakin Skywalker 2. Child Anakin 3. Padawan Anakin 4. Clone Wars Anakin (TV Series) 5. Clone Wars Anakin (Movie) 6. Jedi Knight Anakin 7. Darth Vader 8. Clone wars 2003 mini-series Anakin 9. Kenobi TV series Anakin (Not Darth Vader) 10. Rebels TV series Darth Vader
How is killing injured a war crime? If you fire a few bullets at someone using an automatic rifle, then if the first bullet hits them (and I mean like HITS them), wouldn’t they then be injured? And then the last few bullets hit, killing them?
Could we really consider order 66 a war crime While it was completely abused it was still legal in the sense that the contingency was created written and allowed
BEING a child soldier is not a war crime USING child soldiers is Which means that the guy who brought the 9 year old to a war is guilty, which is Qui Gon Speaking of child soldiers... THE ENTIRE JEDI COUNCIL
"my body is a machine that turns breathing into war crimes" -Anakin, probably
The fact anakin got war crimes for being a child soldier and not using a child soldier
dawg this is not nearly as specific as i wanted 😭
What do you want?
@BigDaddyStarWars if I had to guess, a Klondike bar
@BigDaddyStarWars Rank every Star Wars character for how many times they say the word “and” but each time they have 1000 ”and’s” you give 1 reason the sequel trilogy is bad
@@BigDaddyStarWars give me the breathing tier list already
@@Drifter-while-hungrywaders obviously winning that one
3:11 Hey, the dude getting crushed by the big hunk of metal was able to grab a weapon right before his head was slashed off. He was armed. That's one less war crime for Obi Wan!
I am shocked Tarkin isn't on this list given Alderaan and Scariff alone- that's genocide, mass murder, indiscrimate use of weapons of mass destruction on civillians, threat of further destruction (terrorism). He also gains a few more crimes on Lothal and orders the bombardment of Kamino in Bad Batch.
(Video still was funny)
He solved Alderaan’s unemployment problem and homelessness
@@cfgeneric7677 You do make a good point
The criminallity in alderaan went to 0 after this, Tarkin is an war hero
“I could’ve researched it but I’m too lazy”. This is the reason I’m subscribed 😂😂
People like you allow me to be lazy 🙏
@@BigDaddyStarWars people like you allow me to laugh 🙏
POV : General Hux ordering the destruction of 5 planets and killing 155+ billion people 😅
Shhhh.. he doesn't exist
This is all outweighed by the crime of being a sequel-exclusive character who isn't Finn or BB-8.
Imagine chopper and r2 were Switched. The clone wars would have lasted a week because chopper and anakin would’ve decimated the entire separatist civilian population.
I love how the video's length matches the topic.
It’s a shame youtube rounds differently for different people, so the length will be a second off for some people
So true
Oh no... I get it now.....
Can someone explain to me?
@@EchoC4 Idk why it isn't now, but the length was 9:11...
3:41 Why was I ACTUALLY startled by cyborg boi being shorter than I expected? 😂😂
I saw that and died laughing
Rest In Peace James Earl Jones
I'm glad you specified WAR crimes, and not just any crimes, because I was confused for a sec why Rey Palpatine wasn't on this list for existing, but lol now I know why.
Yoda: Useing underageded for war.
Luke: Blowing up the deathstar and killing millions.
The best thing about this entire video is that on the thing general grevious is short 😂
I’m glad someone noticed
Yes, he was “shorter than I expected”
You have that multi-million subscriber flow, 10/10
Gotta love the classic war crime of *being* a child soldier.
Also domestic violence isn’t a war crime it’s just a crime crime.
Another one you could do for Dooku is crimes against peace. As he ordered the creation of both the droid and clone armies with the intent of using them for war.
Great job at getting 6k subscribers!!
🎉
00:02 this guy kills me every time
Found it my closet and had to wear it
Forgot a Dooku war crime. In the beginning of Dark Disciple, he orders the destruction of refugee transports
I already knew that chopper was going to be on here just by the words WAR CRIMES
As a Canadian! I approve of this video!
ki adi mundi deserves to be on this list
Bring out the flamethrowers!
“Have you ever just wanted to commit some war crimes?”
And that’s how you start a conversation.
6:53 if you slow down the video to .25 speed, Windu's lightsaber is the one that hits and shatters the -windu- window.
Anakin was like King Midas but instead of turning everything he touched in gold, he turned everything into war crimes.
0:03 urge in the past tense, yes
3:40 OMG, that's so funny that you made Grievious short
In the novel Dark Disciple, Count Dooku is even worse and all that is late Clone Wars because it was reworked from unaired Clone Wars episodes.
Every Star Wars Movie ranked by the first scene with the color yellow on screen
Palpatine 6 foot 6 Jesus😂
Oh and apparently chopper is too
The music is always so good
this video being 9 minutes 11 seconds is oddly fitting
Shhhh
5:33 Cad Bane was so bad he even got Dooku's spot
Chopper being a war criminal is accurate
Anakin: *born without father.*
Obi wan: *space jesus*
Windu: 'We do not grant you the rank of space jesus'
Now rate them by the 6th line spoken by the sixth character introduced (named characters only)
So in Phantom Menace, if my count is right, the 6th character introduced is Padme. So it would be Padme's sixth line
My count goes like this: the pilots on Qui Gon and Obi Wan's ship aren't named, so the don't count. Then you have Qui Gon, Obi Wan, Nute Gunray (the best character in the movie), TC-14 (the silver protocol droid), Sidious/Palpatine, and then Padme. You could also include Gunray's advisor, which would bump Sidious into the number 6 slot, but that guy isn't named either
every star wars film ranked by the 274 word spoken
If it looks cool and has good music, its totally okay
I am surprised R2-D2 did not make the list….
Big ups to the algorithm
Compliments on your fit
All this video proves to me is that there aren’t enough war crimes in Star Wars
This is great
I knew Chopper was going to be in a high position on a list about war criminals.
Ayy here from Star wars Storys from germany, nice vids
Glad you like them!
I didn't know that count dookus second name is cad bane5:19
Legends Grievous murdered trillions of people and wiped out entire planets so technically he’s #1
1:00 that's Ceo Bibel (IDK how to spell his name). The RUclipsr Bombastic has a few videos talking about him.
How the hell is Chopper not first? We got to see Anakin's war crimes, but Chopper may have committed way more offscreen
Ah, yes, the worst of all war crimes, domestic violence.
Where’s the breathing ranking Star Wars guy?
where is R2?
My basement
chopper probably killed him
NAAHHH you did grevious dirty😂😂💀
Its also chemical warfare.
4:38 everyone wants to listen to you for an hour.
6:59 Bro, seriously? I don’t need help.
Jar jar still hiding stuff🤨🫥
Welcome to the Restaurant A’la Ani. Today’s special is The Chosen One: A large base of Pyschological Torture, topped with false surrender, sprinkled with a deep rich sauce of mass genocide, nicely cooked to congratulation.
0:50 Hermann georing at the Nuremberg trials
Rank each star wars by the 15th ship or vehicle prioritizing the ship or vehicle closest to the top right corner.
Fun fact: every jedi had atleast one war crime
why do I always find these videos when I need to go to sleep?
rank every star wars movie by how many characters in the movie got laid at some point
surprised Tarkin isn't on this list for ordering the death star to fire, and luke for destroying the death star
I want a part two so we can get R2
guys is it really a war crime if your victims are also criminals of war
What about ranking all star wars movies by 73rd sound effect playing (such as blaster shots, lightsaber turning on or entering hyperspeed)
Bro that intro though😂😂😂😂😂
Star Wars Humor: *Hello There!!!!*
Also, Chopper ‘wearing’ imperial ‘uniform’ and impersonating an imperial droid is a war crime which he does many times
cad bane must have done some bad stuff if he is 5 and 4
And mass genoicde for grevious for the night sisters that may be the terroism but still
What about Tarkin? And the multiple war crimes of the empire as a whole. Like the Trawn in Lothal, the genocide of Geonosis, all the things with the Death Star, Alderan, Jedha, Scariff. The destruction of Hosnian Prime by the First Order...
5:19 more like Cad Dooku😂
There is no proof that Emperor did something wrong. He had people employed in Death Star, also reduced unemployment and poverty rate to 0 at Alderaan.
He also drove Alderaan's GDP down to 0
@@BigDaddyStarWarsbro, what about the droid attack on the wookies??!!
Ranking by the x numbered word said
Palpatine Should Be #1
could you do something a little bit more specific in the future tho?
Pretty sure grievous also committed mass genocide when he murdered all the night sisters
where is Ki-Adi-Mundi?
6:55 But they were not defenseless and did not surrender so it shouldn’t really count as a war crime.
Tbh, I wouldn't really consider anything done to robots a war crime. Especially against battle droids since their ai is so simple
With all the warcrimes anakin has to have Canadian citizenship
Nice
4:31 😂😂😂😂
I am the 1k like :O
next rank movies by inconsistencies
My personal top 10 war criminals in star wars cannon in no particular order:
1. Anakin Skywalker
2. Child Anakin
3. Padawan Anakin
4. Clone Wars Anakin (TV Series)
5. Clone Wars Anakin (Movie)
6. Jedi Knight Anakin
7. Darth Vader
8. Clone wars 2003 mini-series Anakin
9. Kenobi TV series Anakin (Not Darth Vader)
10. Rebels TV series Darth Vader
How is killing injured a war crime? If you fire a few bullets at someone using an automatic rifle, then if the first bullet hits them (and I mean like HITS them), wouldn’t they then be injured? And then the last few bullets hit, killing them?
Video is 9:11 😂
Could we really consider order 66 a war crime
While it was completely abused it was still legal in the sense that the contingency was created written and allowed
Hondo Ohnaka is just Captain Jack Sparrow in Star Wars
5:35 cad bane?
Whoops
@@BigDaddyStarWars 😂❤️
Cad Dooku
Chopper wins no diff
I'm surprised r2 isn't on the list.
Day 20 of asking for a droid ranking video
BEING a child soldier is not a war crime
USING child soldiers is
Which means that the guy who brought the 9 year old to a war is guilty, which is Qui Gon
Speaking of child soldiers... THE ENTIRE JEDI COUNCIL
training ahsoka is him using a child soldier but that probably also goes against the jedi cult too
Star war crimes