Everything Wrong With Gone In 60 Seconds
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- Опубликовано: 29 июл 2019
- Before The Fast & The Furious, there was Gone in 60 Seconds, which was almost literally the exact same thing as Fast & Furious... only somehow worse. Sins out the ass.
Thursday: More G-titled movie sins.
Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!
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This didn’t take 60 seconds! This took over 15 minutes! Clickbait! Unsubscribed!
MegaSoulHero how is ur reply 23hrs ago when this vid is out for afew seconds?
Patreon subscriber
how is this comment 23 hours ago???
Please don’t tell me you actually thought they meant 60 seconds as in that’s how long it was gonna take to judge
The name of the MovieTalk is gone in 60 seconds
Surely this should have been:
'Everything Wrong With Gone In 60 Seconds.... In 60 seconds'
u mean everything wrong with cinema sins ;P
Not nearly enough time
Goddamnit, you beat me to it! XD
Just play it at 15x speed
@@steele_heart77 omg I love your username, you should have a blog by the same name
I do love this movie. I watched it probably 100+ times back in the day.
"Blues Brothersian Level" is my new favorite descriptor for "insane number of cops involved in movie chase".
Where's the goddamn "Doctor Who is that?" joke for Chris Eccleston?
Eccleston just never gets the love he deserves.
Nah, he pissed off, then talked shit about the actors that came after him. He doesn't get the acknowledgment.
Exactly! Rude!
Or how about "If you don't get me my cars, I will Destro-y you"?
And in fairness, I think he gets more screen time than Angelina Jolie.
You missed the biggest sin when Memphis Raines Memphis Raines jumped Shelby over the bumper2bumper traffic on the bridge.
@Mr.BigBoss7 Watch the behind the scenes from T2, they actually did it. The bomb was cgi the stunt was real. Of course in reality the car landed on a pile of boxes, but impressive none the less.
I was waiting the entire time for that as well. That was worth at least 20 sins.
Not only did it look fake as all hell even on the dvd version there is no way any car like that would make the jump and drive away well very good anyway if it did.
Look up duke of hazard the original tv series they killed thousands of those cars as well
Its evil knievel worthy lol
What about the cop car that gets shoved through a brick wall by a wrecking ball and comes out the other side relatively intact.
Is that a donut media reference? Props
I think they sometimes won’t sin the big movie moments to keep their videos from getting copyrighted claims
The navigator was hugely popular back when it came out circa 2000. It was really hard to get one. I can see why they had it on the list
Jolie looks like the albino twins from Matrix Reloaded
Huh, so if I had a threesome with them it'd be like having a threeway with two Jolie clones?
@@jamiestewart48 I doubt those two would be as gentle as Angelina
Now I can't unsee that
@@jamiestewart48 except they would have dicks.
Technically they look like her since that movie came out after though, right?
Everything Wrong With Gone In 60 Seconds In 956 Seconds
Lol
Lol I like the sin for the way that Nicholas Cage's actor says s'mores.
"Nicholas Cage's actor" 🤔
I was right. Nicholas Cage is being controlled by an alien demon lizard.
Wait... Do you think that Nicholas Cage is being played by an actor? Because that would explain a lot, actually.
Some mores lol.
Woody: They're called s'mores Buzz.
Sins the Eleanor chase for being long. I guess host or anyone in CinemaSins hasn't watched the Original Gone in 60 Seconds. Its Eleanor chase was 40 minutes long.
Exactly this haha
Right on exactly lol nice pete btw
Exactly my thoughts, and with him bashing the coke in the warehouse scene
@@tylerlaw9694 thanks
I mean.....considering it is *barely* the same movie....
0-60 in 5 seconds was impressive 20 years ago
It's not that awful now tbf. But there were sub-3-seconds production cars around then so CinemaSins sort of has a point.
@@thesprawl2361 yeah but not naturally aspirated like that porsche
@@tillmen4444 So?
Arguably when car manufacturing was at its very best.
@@thesprawl2361 most cars didn't have forced induction which makes it easier to get higher hp and torque. Doing sub 4 sec with just a stock motor is hard even the Maclean F1 was 3.2 sec and that was a super car
For a moment I thought it was Everything Wrong with 'Gone' in 60 seconds
I thought it was Everything Gone with Wrong in 60 Seconds...
I think everyone who doesn’t know this movie probably did.
Veronica James Thing was the length of the video wasn’t in the title which is why it was confusing. For example ‘Everything Wrong with Toy Story in 5 minutes’. This was just the movie title and I feel the sly bastards at CinemaSins did that on purpose
Aleksandriax Co okay lil *ion know if ur a miss or a mister* smartie pants.
Veronica James r/woosh
Having worked for a company that rented navigators in 2000 ill tell you every wanna be pimp on earth lined up to rent it.
More so than the Escalade? I wanted an Escalade but I'm white...
Yep cause Navigator was the OG
The scene of him having a beer and describing his love for cars by their colors is one I remembered all my life.One of the reasons I love this movie.Also, Lawman Olyphant.
You mean Olaphatastic?
@@Whatchamawhozit Olyphantastic lawman, as is the rule by now.Can't just have Tim O. and not have him be a m,an of the law!
You should have sinned the fact that the starting Kip Porsche was having a difficult time keeping up the ‘99 EK Si
Maybe he was just a shit driver
Maybe the Civic was upgraded, it did have money put into it.
The weight of the body kit would have took the engine upgrades away.
The “Something wrong, Tumbler?” Joke made crack up
Dorkish _ same
Was looking for that, well done :D
The weird thing about the name Bonanza Jellybean is that the character was played by Rain Phoenix (actress' real name) which isn't that far off from Memphis Raines.
eh, I still love this movie lol
same
Same
Agreed
Angelina looks amazing. Only reason to watch.
I just watched this for the umpteenth time a few days ago. Definitely hasn't aged very well, but damn I still enjoy it. Nothing like the original, but still great in its own right.
Several scenes including the one where the heroin is spilled and blown away by the exhaust when the cop revs up the Cadillac are taken directly from the original 1974 version of this film. It's why they seem incongruous here.
Interesting
Yeah that and a few other minor things are homages to the original
Yes! Also, the $200,000 payout, which seems not worth it in the year 2000, was the same figure from original movie, not adjusted for inflation.
@@ellenjo86324 several of those cars would have been easily worth $100k plus on their own.
Some dude somewhere who is still driving and loves his 2000 Lincoln Navigator is really really butthurt right now.
Who even drives cars that old?! TeSlA oR nO CaR
0hjaa 3.0 Tesla is overrated.
And plenty of people drive cars that old. Here in America you’ll see a ton of Hondas, Chevys, Fords, and Toyotas from the 90s still on the roads
@@spartanracer It was a joke. I drive a -88 240.
I have the Navigator's sibling and what it's based on, a 97 Ford Expedition with 315k on it. Still running strong after 23 years in the rust belt. They're good trucks.
A first gen navigator would be a hell of an upgrade over my first gen Ford ranger, not everyone is loaded enough to even afford that.
Yeah the movie has some issues, but it tries to pay as much homage to the original Gone in 60 Seconds from 1974 as it can. Which was done on a shoe string budget. Plus Eleanor makes the whole movie worth it.
@ K bud.
Now I have to find and watch the 1974 version.
Huh, the original is surprisingly slow-moving. It was just kind of a travelogue of the car theft industry in the 70s.
With the chase scene in the spillway being the cherry on top!
The "You mispronounced actor" line caught me off guard 😂😂😂😂
The Lincoln Navigator was the FIRST big luxury SUV. It was the Escalade before the Escalade was a thing. Back then it had major street cred.
Lol you watch Doug demero too 😂😂😂 thats been a known fact sense like 99
@@newpatekrobert6275 I got to know all its quirks and features, yes. lol
@@Decipher13 yes, but what was the Doug Score?
@@jordaneggerman4734 Weekend 11, Daily 31. 42 total.
Oh, man, I was joking so hard! I love me some Doug, though!
Dear CinemaSins,
'Everything Wrong with Commando', please.
Love, David
WRRRRONG!
Everything wrong with Commando. Nothing! 👊🏿😆
Nothing
Remember When he said he'd do that movie last?....he lied.
don't disturb cinemasins he's dead tired
A 5.2 0-60 time in the year 2000 was actually pretty impressive.
“Discount Hobbs and Shaw” lol 😂 🤣
alxM3 gone in 60secs started the car craze not fast and furious
@@sliderx1897 seriously?
@@1369Stiles yes
@@sliderx1897 Bullit was waaaaay before this shit movie
Memphis Raines: I am a BAAAAAAAAD man. Announcer: You mispronounced actor. LMAO
Police, I’d like to report a murder. Lol
“Discount Hobbs and Shaw” Dude i’m crying 😂😂
The real sin is the that 97 Honda Civic keeping up with that Porsche 911 lol
Yeah but it was a V-tec lol jk. Also, I think they were just toying with them to impress the chick.
wasn't it a wrx sti?
@@DrShineCleaning no - take a look @ the head and tail lights. It's also a 2door. While it could be a RS , the STI the headlights resemble didn't come out till 04 and 05 ( this movie was out in 2000 ) . The VTek is kicking in !!!!
@@DrShineCleaning Yes, these guys are high. The cars actually in the scene are genuinely well matched.
@@DamnedSilly Its a goddamn EG Civic dude. The WRX wasnt even sold in the US when this movie was made.
"It never rains but it pours" is my favorite movie quote. It makes 0 sense.
Its a British saying, it means things are not just bad but terrible.
@@michaelkenny4124 Yeah... doesn't it say "when it rains, it pours" which makes a lot more sense?
@@AkairuNoAme Nope. "It never rains but it pours" is correct. Like Michael said, it means when things go bad they don't just go a little bad, but a lot bad.
@@JohnSmith-fz1ih I read up on it, you're correct. Like, things go from ok to batshit unredeemable,with no in between. So yeah, it kinda makes sense, but I've never actually heard anyone say it ^^
this isn't a sin
Wow. The hostility over the s'mores thing really stands out.
Christopher Eckelston was in this movie and not one Dr. Who call out? Come on CinemaSins.
"Doctor Who is that?" +1
*Ding*
I just said the same thing lol
I completely missed that the Dr was the bad guy in this
He has been in a lot of stuff before and after!
"It never rains but it pours" Is an actual English saying from the area Chris Ecclestone comes from. It means that bad things or news tend to all turn up at once.
He should have known this. It's literally a lyric from "It never rains in Southern California"
That its a common saying from the Manchester area of England wouldn't be known to someone from North America. Nor is it unlikely that they wouldn't know it was a lyric in a song.
In context to the film it's not a sin, as Ecclestone is using his real accent and hence it is something the character might actually say.
In terms of the production it is likely that it was added by Ecclestone not the writers.
@@cbyrne9703 I believe you that it's common in Manchester, but that doesn't mean that it couldn't be known from any other contexts. For an American, I think it is a lot more likely to have heard the song lyric (of a famous American song) before, especially someone from that generation. I'm not from England and know nothing about what's common there to say, but I know the song. It's a classic really
@@melody8923 More likely doesn't actually mean they've heard it, or know the lyrics.
I can be forgiving for people not knowing sayings that are not going to be common where they live or grew up or lyrics to songs.
Just noting that in this case this wasn't actually a sin.
@@cbyrne9703 I know that obviously. It's just such a classic that I have difficulty believing they've never heard it. That's all I was saying, no big deal.
"I'm gonna steal the declaration of independence" 🤣
"man...if Will Patton were schilling any harder for Pepsi, his hair would catch on fire." GOLD! 😂😂
“Ah, I can see that this car crusher has an “intimidation” speed setting”😂. I laughed my ass off
Vinnie Jones' fight scene should have taken a sin off. Even if it may be cheesy, that part where the guy chokes him and he just turn around with the look of Satan on his face is beyond epic.
As a car guy I love this movie despite all its flaws.
*Sees Christopher Eccleston*
DOCTOR WHO!!!
*3 sins later*
Wait, what were the last few sins?
I'm surprised that there wasn't a Doctor Who reference there. (Examples: Doctor *who* is that? Sin counter goes up. - provided by many other cinemasins videos)
Or have him say a Doctor Who line in the dubbing section of the video!
this was the first time i saw christopher eccleston
I’m gonna need a sin for discount Dave Chappelle!
Haha I made the same comment except said bootleg...I was surprised by that as well.
I didn't know I needed that until I read your comment.
"He ain't bullshittin'!!!"
"So that's what happened to Pinball!"
Discount Kel Mitchell too!
Jeremy this collage girlfriend seemed to really left an impact on you😭😭 seriously you should make a video explaining that tragic story.
"Everything wrong with My College girlfriend is 2 hours or less."
It's a trope
@@US_of_A Damn, somebody's getting salty. And I thought my ex-boyfriend left me scarred. And if you're reading this, *_I'M STILL LOOKING FOR MY HEADPHONES, MICHAEL!!! I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM!!!_*
@@steele_heart77 What does salty mean? Also how am I "salty"
@@US_of_A Google: Urban dictionary: "Salty"
Now do the original, 1974 "Gone in 60 Seconds."
He will get an aneurysm with how long the car chase is in that movie.
Whatever Cinemasins...I absolutely love this movie. Tons of beautiful cars.
I don't care what they say. Gone in 60 Seconds was an awesome movie, I actually thought it was better than the Fast and the Furious. Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie were stellar. I still have the old DVD. Hard to believe it's been 20 years.
Sure this is not that great of a movie, but there is no denying that Eleanor is one of the most beautiful cars ever.
Amen
I know a car named Christine that will kill you if you don't say that about her.
She sure is. I own one!!
Agree, the 1968 Shelby GT500 is the most underrated/under appreciated car. It looks and sounds Badass. When I played The Crew, I wanted to buy a Dodge Challenger but got the Shelby by accident and I didn’t regret it because of how fast it was Stock. I put the double black stripes on it and painted it light grey. It was my dream car ever since.
Subject Delta Δ It’s not underrated. The car is a legend
It's like something from the Jeopardy game show. "What you would like this movie to be." "What is gone in sixty seconds?"
+1,000,000,000 sins they took away B is for Build’s car they spent a ton of time building :/
Yeessssss!
"Memphis Rains? Memphis Rains?! MEMPHIS RAINS?!!" Lol
Dude the original Gone in 60 seconds 1974 version was a 40 minute chase.... This is just a nice show off to the GT500
The remake is a butchered version of the 1974 original, and almost completely removed from the original. About halfway through this I still couldn't figure out if it was a remake or a sequel. Only when I saw the scene with the coke in the trunk of a stolen car did I realize they were attempting a remake.
Lol
He's probably never seen the original, most people under 50 haven't.
@@mikesteelheart I am 43 but I have seen that lovely movie.
@@michaelplowman8674 But that's probably because you're into cars like me. I'm 30 and I've seen it but almost nobody else my age has seen it.
"you mispronounced 'actor' " best and most unexpected laugh I've had all month! Thank you,
I watch this channel so much that when i went back and re-watched gone in 60 seconds yesterday I literally said about 15 things you said in this review as i was watching it ahhahahaha.
everything from "movie has time for this" and "skiiiip"
i love this channel hahahahahah
You skipped over the part where the ramp on the truck was up and then instantly was down for him to ramp off if it
I thought he would add 20 sins for that.
Or that the CGI was soooooooo fake looking!
And the fact that the ambulance roof he landed on didn't immediately cave in from a car landing on it.
The cast for this movie is incredible. So many household names now.
5:40 I died laughing lmao 😂🤣😅 Cenimasins is too cool 🤗
I work in a hospital and the mortician does in-fact eat his sandwiches whilst working!
Should have been a realism win!
Has it really been so long gone since Nine that you can't work a Doctor Who joke in for Chris Eccs?
Not fantastic
Do “Everything wrong with Saving Private Ryan”
That would be a toughie
Everything wrong with the emperor’s new groove
Yea that movie sucked
Everything Wrong With Thomas and the Magic Railroad.
If he does that movie and doesn't give PVT Upham at least 100 sins every time he is on screen, I'll unsubscribe.
Loved the "gimme the casssshhh!" reference from The Fifth Element!
“Discount Hobbs and Shaw” had me rollin.
4:05 I wonder if they’ll remember the ‘Wilhelm diner’ cliche in future videos. Lol!
There is NOTHING wrong with this movie it’s perfection!
Movie Character *talks*
Cinema Sins: Talking Cliche
"Discount Hobbs and Shaw" I lost it
Since this movie is one of the best car movies in last century, I expect some respect. Also this movie is one of my favorite movies so I expect some more respect.
You guys are the best!!! Keep up the great work!!!
Please do:
1) The Truman Show
2) Narnia 2 and 3
3) The Karate Kid
4) Mr and Mrs Smith
5) The Huntsman Winters War
6) Back to the Future 3
7) The Circle
8) Shrek 4
9) The Princess Bride
10) RE-POST LOTR 3!!!!!!!!!!
I think they did Karate Kid already, Im actually not sure , but if they did im sorry😓
And I agree with this whole list
paolo pdi reposted it with italian subs if that helps
This movie brings memories, definitely one of the movies that got me into cars when i was a kid...
I of my favorite movies
When you could still retire in America line had me laughing
3:25 Today I realized Christopher Eccleston has a very recognizable face.
Who?
I recognised him too almost immediately and was like, "is that really the 9th Doctor?" and then, "the 9th Doctor in a Nicolas Cage movie?!"
@@DiegoRedeemedLover He also did full frontal nudity in a HBO show not too long ago.
I live in Memphis, we have a street called Raines, that is all.
Random Irony: in Memphis, our local paper is called the "Commercial Appeal"
'That Diner'...don't forget 'Catch Me If You Can' (2002), where the waiter tells Tom Hanks' character about The Flashes real name; Barry Allen.
Funniest Sins yet. Bravo! But you should have taken off a sin for the part where The Sphinx headbutts the attacker's hand away and hurts him more.
It’s an actual defense move. If you angle your skull so your attacker punches the top of your head (where the bone is thicker) it will hurt your attacker (possibly breaking his hand). It might hurt you a little but not much.
Learn about fighting before commenting.
Wait...that's Christopher Eccelson!
I hope there's a Doctor Who reference
Sadly he wasn't in Doctor Who until five years later.
Does cinemasins ever look at comments. If they do can they please listen to me when I say DO CORALINE!!
Just play the whole fucking movie in that case!
One of the best horror movies of all time
Request it on their subreddit. Link in description. Every week there's a request post.
They don't look at the comments because 75% of the comments are nothing but people saying:
1:Dur, why does your comment say it was posted a day ago even when the video was just uploaded?
2:THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS MASTERPIECE!!!
3:Making jokes that aren't even funny, yet those terrible jokes get a lot of likes anyways.
@@calebproductions1264 thanks.
9:40 “You miss pronounced actor “ 😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏
Thanks for the vid, I completely forgot most of the movie but only the mustang scene so from that I only remembered Nicholas stealing everything himself.
I thought this was a new idea by the CinemaSins team.
Got my hopes up.
The dealership sin; He did that to avoid damaging the vehicle with the rock.
The helicopter sin; A helicopters top speed can go 250 mph. Explaining how fast they can find them.
at present (updated march of 2019) the fastest chopper is an experimental that can hit 293 mph and tested back in 2013, but if you ask me its a cheater for using a pair of forward facing props. everything else is maxed at under 200 with the CH-47 being number 2 at 196 mph.
@@DracolegacyOfficial The airspeed record for a conventional helicopter is 249.10mph. August 1986. a Westland Lynx G-LYNX. The Top speed of the Squirrel used in the film is about 180mph though. That;s still pretty fast but not the point of the sin. To have found them that fast if they weren't already in the air and pretty close by is some bullshit right there, hence the sin.
The "Tumblr Porn" part at 1:17 to 1:20 was hilarious!
Sorry, I just refuse to take off the nostalgia goggles on this one to appreciate the sins...this was my first PG-13 movie in theaters, and *gasp* I was only 12. My friend and I thought we were bad-frickin-ass when we bought those tickets. Good times.
Same. And was talking about it nonstop with my friends. Felt real cool 😎
I was 10 when I first saw it
*We're still waiting for Everything Wrong With Shawshank Redemption.*
The adult version was better,The Shawskank Redemption.
Impossible it was perfect
Lee first of all. How dare you?
@@Straywolf514 Lol,,,,,,nooo
i wanna see every thing wrong with the green mile ............................... oh wait nothings wrong with either of those movies
We don't get a "Doctor Who is that?" for Chris Eccleston? Is it because he hadn't played the Doctor yet?
Yes! I was so happy he is in this video.
Dude I love your criticisms. It's like listening to myself. I'm subscribing because you make me laugh and give me support of my own movie crits.
You never want to be in the 3 second range, Jeremy 🤣
My favorite movie, I love Gone in 60 Seconds. The main reason, it has my favorite car, "Eleanor", the 1967 Shelby Mustang GT500. The film also is just fun and everyone in it is a great actor/actress, it looks amazing and it's just fun.
It's a fun film. I've never liked the F&F films but I love this one.
In the year 2000, 5.2 seconds to 60 was blazing fast. The fastest super cars at the time minus the McLaren were around 4 seconds.
Red Ferrari and the keringseg we're also a four second car
It was decent but not blazing fast, about the same as a Camaro of the time. Car and Driver did 0-60 mph in 3.7 seconds in a Porsche 911turbo and MotorTrend did it in 3.6. seconds
"It never rains but it pours" is a real proverb and not a sin!
at the 10:09 mark you can here thr music used in the yugioh episode where kaiba steals a satellite to help yugi win a duel
You are so right. Butterflies beat the air into submission.
Maybe he meant a _buttered_ fly? Cuz those suckers are slicker than dog shit on a rainy day.
Even moths fly more efficiently than butterflies.
"Memphis Rains"... You do know there is/was a weatherman in Los Angeles names "Dallas Rains", right? Such a steal by the script writers.
Cinemasins you crack me up. I dont agree with all your sins but your videos are funny 😂
Very amazing video of gone in 60 second and funny at the end there was a bottle of Heinz ketchup on the table that made me laugh great job
Please do Everything Wrong With Garfield (2004)
Bill Murray still says he didn't voice Garfield
I understand I’ll likely be made fun of or told I have no taste, but this is my favorite movie.
I requested this one a few years ago. Will say thank you. I understand movies are flawed thats ok! Still love it!
This movie was based off a movie of the same title back in 1974. The chase scene in that is easily double the length of this one.
I recently saw this movie.......weird
The worst thing about this remake of a 70's classic is that they thought the original needed a story. It didn't, so this was a movie nobody asked for.
That Lincoln navigator cost the equivalent of almost $65,000, I wouldn't down play it
skylinegtr32 still sucks though
@@stephenragsdale9123 I'll just put this here. ruclips.net/video/Vdv3RFSDA68/видео.html
@@stephenragsdale9123 it doesn't matter if you think it sucks, the fact of the matter is the Lincoln navigator was worth a lot of money back in the 2000s and so was its parts. So CinemaSins is misinformed.
Adrian Vegas I didn’t say it was cheap I said it was shit
@@stephenragsdale9123 who cares if it sucked, these are crooks in a movie stealing expensive cars. If anything, it would be worth more if it was bad because parts are needed
I‘ve watched this to death and I usually don’t go out of my way to rewatch it, but if I’m at a hotel, mother in laws house, granny’s house or whoever still has cable and this is playing, I’m watching it.
As a die hard geared i loved this movie. This movie would be practically unwatchable if I didn't have an unhealthy obsession for automobiles.
I can understand that, like me and movies about trains.
I think you mean "gear head"
@@AstrosElectronicsLab greasemonke