My favorite prank I did as a kid was when I printed out a bunch of pictures of Nicolas cage and planted them around the house for my family to find. It ended up being a funny scavenger hunt that lasted a couple weeks, because I hid around 20 of them. To me, a prank has to be something that makes the other person laugh. Otherwise, what’s the point of the prank?
I love how the guy who cheated on his grieving girlfriend said the issue was accidentally commenting on her weight. Nah, you cheated. That’s the issue.
There are always stories like that. They can explain how they did the worse crap possible and then be like “so am I the asshole for this super minor offense that had nothing to do with why people are mad at me?”
Right. That poor girl. The fact that she lost her baby and not even 6 months later he cheats AND comments on her weight. She needs to leave him and find someone more understanding and loving
I’ve never felt such a whiplash of light hearted jollity to horror as with Tony Pizza to the tree diddler. Just… what an episode. I came in being a Pizza left being a Tony.
Lmfao, I've done similar. I got appendicitis while up at my friend's cabin when I was in high school. We'd made a midnight Walmart trip to get meds for me when we thought it was something else and I'd taken the meds with a whole big bottle of blue Gatorade. The moment we got back I ran inside and power puked blue where obviously everyone in the cabin was listening to how awful it was. I literally crawled out of the bathroom the short distance to the living room and rolled myself onto the couch from the floor. My friend: *all wide-eyed* "hey...are you alright??" Me: *total nonchalant tone* "oh yeah, I'm *fine*!"
story 7 is fucking crazy, like he got mad at HER for losing her baby and feeling depressed??? He got mad at HER for being cold because HE CHEATED ON HER??????? bro, this girl deserves so much better oh my GOD
@@DOOBISOFT 100% exactly what I said outloud too! Dogs will take a disliking to you for some reason, usually something to do with your body posture, body language or perhaps how you smell to them - but they absolutely _do not_ even comprehend the _concept_ of "ugly" or "pretty/cute". Let alone are able to somehow magically communicate this far-too-complex-for-them idea/view to a human. That was absolutely 100% _his_ opinion and the OP was right that he was projecting _his_ opinions through his dog, hoping it would somehow magically _not_ upset her. What a total asshole!
Dear friends, please please PLEASE do not go to sleep alone after a head injury, especially right after if you immediately got sleepy. That means it’s hospital time
i was in a car accident, had a panic attack then immediately wanted to sleep. i banged my head so hard i blacked out and when i told the emt i was super tired and said “can i sleep?” he said “welp! it’s not recommended!” LIKE YES OR NO???
@@katielowery1925 The reason it is not recommended is because the first few hours after the head injury are when a lot of the scary things can happen (vomiting, seizures, etc.), so the goal is to monitor the individual for as long as possible to make sure there doesn’t seem to be any injury that is so severe it needs to be treated immediately. The fear is that if you fall asleep, you may succumb to whatever injuries you have in your sleep and die before you can get treated for something that is easily solvable when being monitored
Deison said about the tree guy “the squirrels will be all like ‘what are you doing to our home?! I’m scared’” and it wasn’t acknowledged but I laughed so hard 😂😂😂
That girl who lost her child then had her boyfriend cheat on her and call her fat... I can't imagine how totally alone she must feel. That's so desperately sad. I really feel men don't mature until their 40s or some shit.
Sounds like this guy is 21 and hasn’t hit the maturity level when he realizes (if it ever happens for this guy) that relationships are partnerships where both people benefit from a team effort. And not, what can she do for you. How can she make your life better only. He needs to be broken up with repeatedly until this realization dawns that he is only the main character of his own life, and the world does not revolve around him. And then AFTER THE BASICS he can start to learn how to treat his partners with respect, tenderness, and consideration, again basics. Fucking yikes. I don’t have faith but here’s hoping.
I cannot describe the anger I feel about Story 7. What a worthless person, to see your partner going through one of the worst emotional pains imaginable and make it all about you. If she’s grieving too much and not giving you the attention you clearly need, do her a favor and let her go so she can find someone who treats her like an equal.
"Tony Pizza" reminds me of a pet name I gave to my ex's cat. His real name was Cheeto (male orange tabby with lots of love to give) and I started calling him "Cheetony" with a really heavy Italian accent at some point. I'd greet him with "Cheetony, baby! Where's my money at, eh?" And he'd reply with his tiny little dainty meow. I miss that cat. 🥲
Story 1:Call him Tony Pepperoni and call it a day lol. I personally like unique pet names especially funny ones and sometimes when when it makes no sense it just rolls off the tongue lol
Right? I call my boyfriend everything from Pineapple Charles to Peg Leg Antoine. Do they make sense? Fuck no. Do I remember why I call him these things? Never. But it's fucking hilarious
My spouse (on a sailboat while trying to create a romantic moment) called me jezebel because he said “ I heard it in church and it sounded pretty” without having any context to what the word meant. I will never let him forget it
I laughed when she specified she'd take a "human shit" on the rug. Not sure what other types of shits are possible for us to take but now I'm hooked and they've become my favorite co-host 😂
This episode is hilarious. Morgan talking about peeing in the shower with Justin there and then all of a sudden the importance of self care for the ad sent me.
About the girl that lost her child, I can only imagine that she stays with the horrible boyfriend because her parents are even worse and this thought is honestly so sad.
Funny how story number 2 bf didn’t have enough time to cook/order his own food or clean his rug. But, he did have plenty of time to disrespect his gf, scroll through tiktok and spend his whole night trying to get ahold of his gf to lecture her, ofc while he was still “studying”.
I think she was over-reacting he just made a dumb joke, she could have just explained she did not like it and ask him to apologize. Dropping the dish on the floor is really unhinged. They’re both assholes lol
@@baxel54230 I would agree, but his reaction to her being hurt and lashing out is just as childish if not more. Maybe don't call your partner a bitch for a trend/content in the first place? Jokes are only really funny if both parties are laughing. Other than that, it's just being a dick. Could have easily been fixed if he apologized, didn't try to use an excuse, and didn't try to lecture her. She didn't have to throw the food, but was she supposed to go, "teehee here's your food you funny sweet man!"
@Absolutely Not. She said she dropped the food after he said it, so she did not give him the time to apologize. I personally don't like the word bitch, just tell him you don't like it or take the food out and give it to homeless on the street.
@@absolutelynot6546 she was supposed to go please don’t call me that, I don’t find that joke funny I have issues attached to that word and next time keep your dumb jokes to yourself. Not THROW THE FOOD ON THE FLOOR IN SOMEONE ELSE’S HOUSE! She didn’t even ask for explanation or used her words first. She is truly unhinged. And he is immature and insensitive, but imo she’s the one who made a mountain of a mole could have been solved just by words.
My boyfriend typically calls me names like "Angel", but since watching Wednesday together he occasionally calls me things like "my little web of spiders." I love it.
Story 6 reminds me of the time I had met a girl and she said she didn’t like looking at Pomeranians in a light hearted manner, so I spent the next couple minutes giggling and showing her Pomeranian dogs etc, because I thought she just didn’t like the dog. Only for her to burst into tears and tell me that her Pom had recently passed away 🙃
With the tree intimacy story I died when one someone said,” Imagine the squirrels : Oh no what is he doing to our ho,e , I’m scared “ 🤣🤣 something along the lines of that
the third one had me tearing up. the fact that he wasn't even getting pleasure out of it (physically atleast) and whatever he did to the tree looked like he was trying to pleasure it is hilarious to me. my cheeks hurt from laughing.
I can’t even imagine what Drew thought this episode’s topic could be like when the last time she was on here, they read a story about a dude feeding his gf slugs. Like, how would it compare?
I’m dying at Drew’s take on the intelligence of dogs. 😂 It’s pretty widely accepted that dogs have similar intelligence to toddlers, some more, some less. Obviously they don’t understand all human concepts, but they also have increased senses. I mean, they can literally sense the Earth’s magnetic field🤯
Omg… for the girl that lost her baby… I lost my 9 year old son from brain cancer 4 years ago. I cannot even imagine someone treating me this way after such an unimaginable loss. This just broke my heart. She needs to leave and go home to her family. He’s a fucking asshole and I wish nothing but terrible things to happen to him. I hate people. How could someone be so cruel?
My ex used to call me random weird nicknames all the time, things that just popped into his head, like my little breadcrumbs or chili con carne. They never stuck, he kept calling me new ones but it was the funniest thing 😂
Can you guys please make this a thing 😭😂💀 I haven’t laughed this loud in a while PLEASE THINK ABOUT IT 3 ppl working together and splitting up the work will make it even more enjoyable and doable. I had to suggest it, this is my favorite episode so far
I literally do not know what to do with myself after hearing the story abt the guy cheating on his grieving gf. The rage that consumed me while hearing that story, I’m at a loss. Like how genuinely stupid can you be. How can you be that horrible of a human being
Story 7 was heart wrenching. I was watching a video elsewhere and they mentioned how there is no word for when a parent loses a child. If someone loses their partner they become a widower and if a child loses their parents they become an orphan. Someone mentioned that in their native tongue there is a word for when parents lose their children. I can’t recall the word but I do remember it’s translation “When the rain falls back to the sky”.
drew telling her story about falling down at band practice and pulling her pants down accidentally made me laugh so fucking hard i cried. i had to cup my hands over my whole face to stifle my laughter in my office at work
Hey Morgan, I noticed how emotional you got when you talked about OT in the last episode. I hope you take time for that passion as well, it seems like you really miss it and podcasts aside I hope it will make you feel fulfilled!
loved this episode! ❤ also dogs actually can remember past trauma from abuse or tough living situations it works very similarly to humans. they can even be diagnosed with ptsd and can become depressed when their owner or another animal friend dies 💔
Omg when Drew described the way she doesn't liked being touched I got so excited bc I'm the exact same way! Any time I try to explain to ppl that I don't like being touched unexpectedly, like I have to initiate it, they don't get it. Finally, someone else who is the same way!
I have a very affectionate family, and one of my sisters HATES being hugged or touched, UNLESS it's her Dad. My Mum and him got divorced years and years ago, and it really hurts my mum that she raised my sister, but she chooses to give all her affection to her Dad who we barely saw as he worked abroad. She's very affectionate with her daughter (my niece), though which is nice to see as my niece has Global Developmental Delay and autism, so isn't overly affectionate either
Ahhhhhhhhh!!!! So excited! I was so worried! Cause normally it’s up on my Thursday night/Friday ass crack of dawn! And when it wasn’t uploaded sat or Sun, I was thought something might’ve happened like bad mental health week or something like that and didn’t think it would be uploaded this week. Thank you so much! I hope everything’s alright!
Hey guys! I've been binge listening on Spotify and came here just tell you that I love your podcasts! I work the night shift stocking in a closed store and suffer from sedataphobia (fear of silence) so listening to you and your guests helps me get through the night and not feel alone. I love all of you from Phoenix, Arizona! I'm currently listening to this episode (numbered 84 on spotify) and it's hilarilous! Thank you for existing!
After a long night of fights with my partner, I woke up swollen eyed from crying but woke up to this. So thank you, omg. Gonna go apologize to all the trees on treefuckers behalf 😂
Hi, I'm a stranger, but I hope everything is alright and that you two are going to be okay 💖 I know how this feels, as it's happened several times to me before
A cheap fix for puffy eyes, put spoons in the fridge until they are cold and hold the back of the spoons around your eyes. Repeat until you feel better and eyes are less swollen. If you have any caffeinated tea, you can pop the used bags in the fridge and place them on your eyes for ten to fifteen minutes. The caffeine in them helps reduce swelling as well. I hope that today was a better day for you and that tomorrow is even better! ❤
Story 7 is super sad, they’re both really young to be dealing with this stuff. He isn’t mature enough to be in this relationship. She is going through things that no 19 year old should ever have to go through and something he can’t understand. I hope she gets out of this relationship and takes time to grieve and heal.
Story 6- the goody bag vet story. My step dad did something similar with his neighbors. They’re a couple and they were doing something in their front yard and my mom was waiting for my stepdad in the car and instead of just getting in the car to go to the store he went up to the neighbors and was like “ohhh hey ladies?! We’re having a gardening party today huh??” And they looked up at him and were like “no…our dog just died. We are burying him” lmaooo
Deison is so relatable! I got hit with a weed whacker by a guy doing lawn work along a sidewalk while I was on my bike. It cut my arm open but I thought I was alright and I was embarrassed so I said sorry and rode away. It was bleeding down my arm and I rode about a mile back to my apartment. Great episode! Love them!
i literally spit my drink out at the first mention of tony pizza. but on a more serious note, my son’s dad used to call me “silly” nicknames that were low key digs on my weight/appearance and it really bothered me. maybe she feels the same?
This episode is so good! You guys just bounce off eachother so well. Also I've been watching two hot takes since the beginning and I'm so happy to see how much the channel has grown!!!
I _hate_ pranks, and the only real exception was the prank me and my family pulled on my brother. He really desperately wanted a specific guitar, and Christmas was coming up. My parents had already kind of set up the “prank” by telling him they weren’t sure they’d be able to get it, and not to necessarily look forward to it. When they brought it home, they stashed it until I came up with the idea to wrap it up and put my name on it so he doesn’t suspect that it’s the guitar. Instead, I took an old Amazon box and placed a picture of Obi Wan Kenobi from the original movies and the phrase: “This is not the gift you are looking for.” Then, my parents helped me wrap it… a few times over. 😉 When he opened up the tiny box and saw that it was a gag gift, he just started laughing, only to get really excited when we directed him to his guitar, which he loved. It’s my favorite prank I’ve ever pulled to date, and it ended with everyone laughing (as it should be).
i think i actually first saw drew (idk how this was the first time i saw her instead of in my tiktok) on THT! loved that episode and became an instant fan
The one where Drew was saying her bf was saying she showed him a video on IG and he claimed she'd showed it to him before but she said she'd never seen it.. That has LITERALLY HAPPENED to me and my bf and I broke down crying because I thought I was going crazy!! I'm glad someone else knows what I felt!
I wish I could post a picture of my makeup streaming down my face from laughing so hard. I was VIOLENTLY shaking laughing during Drew's band story so hard that my bf woke up from a dead sleep in a panic thinking I was full on seizing
Turns out I needed that laugh, because goddamn the story about the woman losing her baby and the POS boyfriend cheating and calling her fat is probably one of the saddest stories on this podcast. That woman needs to get the fuck out of the relationship, go live back at home with mom and dad, focus on herself and forget that horrible, awful, disgusting man. I hope he never knows the warmth of a relationship with a woman again. I hope once he realizes the emotional damage he caused her, he will never sleep a normal night again. I hope he throws up after every meal from the sickness of his own personality being so fucking horrible. What an abhorrent human being that man is.
Regarding story 7: the ending to this hit me the hardest tbh. She lost her two year old to cancer, developed an ED in response to the trauma, then got CHEATED ON and FAT SHAMED by the ONE PERSON THATS SUPPOSED TO BE THE MOST SUPPORTIVE. At that point she is barely hanging on, she is a shell of a human being. She won’t shower with you because you humiliated her, she won’t eat with you because you humiliated her (and is likely now starving herself), she won’t let you touch her because you made her feel like you no longer love her or find her attractive (which you clearly don’t). Throw this man in the trash, set it on fire and throw it off a cliff. He does not deserve her or any other woman ever.
The goodie bag story reminded me of my little sister, she didn’t tell her friend that our dog passed away, and so when her friend came over she excitedly asked where our dog was. My little sister then grabbed her hand and walked her to the dogs urn. where she then presented the urn like she’s showing off the free car they won.
My favourite prank is the "we secretly convinced our significant others to wear the same outfit out to dinner."
Okay this one I can get behind!! Cute harmless ones like this you may be able to sway me on
@@TwoHotTakes the best rule for pranks: confuse, don't abuse.
Ok that's funny though. Dudebro asked me "what's for dinner Bitch", and he would be WEARING the pasta. Peace out sauceboi.
My favorite prank I did as a kid was when I printed out a bunch of pictures of Nicolas cage and planted them around the house for my family to find. It ended up being a funny scavenger hunt that lasted a couple weeks, because I hid around 20 of them. To me, a prank has to be something that makes the other person laugh. Otherwise, what’s the point of the prank?
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I love how the guy who cheated on his grieving girlfriend said the issue was accidentally commenting on her weight. Nah, you cheated. That’s the issue.
Lol yeah that story was like...what????
Delusional
There are always stories like that. They can explain how they did the worse crap possible and then be like “so am I the asshole for this super minor offense that had nothing to do with why people are mad at me?”
Right. That poor girl. The fact that she lost her baby and not even 6 months later he cheats AND comments on her weight. She needs to leave him and find someone more understanding and loving
He cheated and THEN decided to call her fat. It was judt like punching her after hitting her with a truck
I’ve never felt such a whiplash of light hearted jollity to horror as with Tony Pizza to the tree diddler. Just… what an episode. I came in being a Pizza left being a Tony.
This comment has me cacklin 🤣
“i came in being a pizza left being a tony” LMFAOOOO
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ME ASF
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This made me laugh out loud.
I CANT BREATHE WITH BILLY ASKING DREW IF SHES OKAY AND SHE JUST GOES “why wouldn’t I be”
Lmfao, I've done similar. I got appendicitis while up at my friend's cabin when I was in high school. We'd made a midnight Walmart trip to get meds for me when we thought it was something else and I'd taken the meds with a whole big bottle of blue Gatorade. The moment we got back I ran inside and power puked blue where obviously everyone in the cabin was listening to how awful it was. I literally crawled out of the bathroom the short distance to the living room and rolled myself onto the couch from the floor. My friend: *all wide-eyed* "hey...are you alright??"
Me: *total nonchalant tone* "oh yeah, I'm *fine*!"
“Did something of note happen recently…?☕️”😂😭
story 7 is fucking crazy, like he got mad at HER for losing her baby and feeling depressed??? He got mad at HER for being cold because HE CHEATED ON HER??????? bro, this girl deserves so much better oh my GOD
That 5th story... _“I can't control my dog”_ ... but _you_ can control your damn mouth.
Animals don’t think that way guys are dumb 😭
@@DOOBISOFT 100% exactly what I said outloud too! Dogs will take a disliking to you for some reason, usually something to do with your body posture, body language or perhaps how you smell to them - but they absolutely _do not_ even comprehend the _concept_ of "ugly" or "pretty/cute". Let alone are able to somehow magically communicate this far-too-complex-for-them idea/view to a human. That was absolutely 100% _his_ opinion and the OP was right that he was projecting _his_ opinions through his dog, hoping it would somehow magically _not_ upset her. What a total asshole!
Dogs don't give a f about what people look like. He's just an a hole
Dear friends, please please PLEASE do not go to sleep alone after a head injury, especially right after if you immediately got sleepy. That means it’s hospital time
Yesss so important to not sleep!!
@@TwoHotTakes love you and this episode! These girls are iconic and I always go feral when I see an extra long episode like these❤️
i was in a car accident, had a panic attack then immediately wanted to sleep. i banged my head so hard i blacked out and when i told the emt i was super tired and said “can i sleep?” he said “welp! it’s not recommended!” LIKE YES OR NO???
@@katielowery1925 The reason it is not recommended is because the first few hours after the head injury are when a lot of the scary things can happen (vomiting, seizures, etc.), so the goal is to monitor the individual for as long as possible to make sure there doesn’t seem to be any injury that is so severe it needs to be treated immediately. The fear is that if you fall asleep, you may succumb to whatever injuries you have in your sleep and die before you can get treated for something that is easily solvable when being monitored
This happened to my friends dad in middle school. He just never woke up.
Deison said about the tree guy “the squirrels will be all like ‘what are you doing to our home?! I’m scared’” and it wasn’t acknowledged but I laughed so hard 😂😂😂
Time stamp?
That girl who lost her child then had her boyfriend cheat on her and call her fat... I can't imagine how totally alone she must feel. That's so desperately sad. I really feel men don't mature until their 40s or some shit.
Let's be honest, sometimes not even then 😬
@@stephaniesanders3636 came here to say this lolol
“If she doesn’t stop being fat & sad I might just have to cheat on her again” 🤮
My 27 year old husband would never. Age is no excuse for that shit.
Sounds like this guy is 21 and hasn’t hit the maturity level when he realizes (if it ever happens for this guy) that relationships are partnerships where both people benefit from a team effort. And not, what can she do for you. How can she make your life better only. He needs to be broken up with repeatedly until this realization dawns that he is only the main character of his own life, and the world does not revolve around him. And then AFTER THE BASICS he can start to learn how to treat his partners with respect, tenderness, and consideration, again basics. Fucking yikes. I don’t have faith but here’s hoping.
I cannot describe the anger I feel about Story 7. What a worthless person, to see your partner going through one of the worst emotional pains imaginable and make it all about you. If she’s grieving too much and not giving you the attention you clearly need, do her a favor and let her go so she can find someone who treats her like an equal.
"Tony Pizza" reminds me of a pet name I gave to my ex's cat. His real name was Cheeto (male orange tabby with lots of love to give) and I started calling him "Cheetony" with a really heavy Italian accent at some point.
I'd greet him with "Cheetony, baby! Where's my money at, eh?" And he'd reply with his tiny little dainty meow.
I miss that cat. 🥲
🥺🥺🥺
Isn't it crazy how eventually we don't miss them we miss their family and pets.
Tree bro really said,"I promise I wasn't doing anything weird but I swear to God if that video gets out my reputation will be ruined and I will sue"
You guys need to have a podcast all together and call it the three Tony’s 🤣💛💛 PLEASEEEE
TONY TALK
Pizza with tony
two and a half tony's
@@kodamaakemi9758 Not that one! lol
Like saying one of them is only half a person or a child 😅
The tony pizzas lol
Morgan these are the ladies we need more with them!!
Eeek I’m so happy you liked. Have you listened to two idiot girls yet?!
Story 1:Call him Tony Pepperoni and call it a day lol. I personally like unique pet names especially funny ones and sometimes when when it makes no sense it just rolls off the tongue lol
i love this! they'll be the tony's
@@beeexcited1431 and then if they have a kid that’s Tony Stromboli. Tony Tony Tony…. Someone make this happen 😭 lol
Or call him papa Johns 😅
Right? I call my boyfriend everything from Pineapple Charles to Peg Leg Antoine. Do they make sense? Fuck no. Do I remember why I call him these things? Never. But it's fucking hilarious
My spouse (on a sailboat while trying to create a romantic moment) called me jezebel because he said “ I heard it in church and it sounded pretty” without having any context to what the word meant. I will never let him forget it
I laughed when she specified she'd take a "human shit" on the rug. Not sure what other types of shits are possible for us to take but now I'm hooked and they've become my favorite co-host 😂
This episode is hilarious. Morgan talking about peeing in the shower with Justin there and then all of a sudden the importance of self care for the ad sent me.
HAHAHAHA My ad placement is always wild
The way I cried real tears when drew was talking about falling on honors night
It was the tree for me I could not BREATHE
Broooo I completely lost control laughing sooooooo hard
About the girl that lost her child, I can only imagine that she stays with the horrible boyfriend because her parents are even worse and this thought is honestly so sad.
Right? It sounds like they didn’t have any relationship until she lost her child that they considered shameful. Like, hard pass.
Funny how story number 2 bf didn’t have enough time to cook/order his own food or clean his rug. But, he did have plenty of time to disrespect his gf, scroll through tiktok and spend his whole night trying to get ahold of his gf to lecture her, ofc while he was still “studying”.
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I think she was over-reacting he just made a dumb joke, she could have just explained she did not like it and ask him to apologize. Dropping the dish on the floor is really unhinged. They’re both assholes lol
@@baxel54230 I would agree, but his reaction to her being hurt and lashing out is just as childish if not more. Maybe don't call your partner a bitch for a trend/content in the first place? Jokes are only really funny if both parties are laughing. Other than that, it's just being a dick. Could have easily been fixed if he apologized, didn't try to use an excuse, and didn't try to lecture her. She didn't have to throw the food, but was she supposed to go, "teehee here's your food you funny sweet man!"
@Absolutely Not. She said she dropped the food after he said it, so she did not give him the time to apologize. I personally don't like the word bitch, just tell him you don't like it or take the food out and give it to homeless on the street.
@@absolutelynot6546 she was supposed to go please don’t call me that, I don’t find that joke funny I have issues attached to that word and next time keep your dumb jokes to yourself. Not THROW THE FOOD ON THE FLOOR IN SOMEONE ELSE’S HOUSE! She didn’t even ask for explanation or used her words first. She is truly unhinged. And he is immature and insensitive, but imo she’s the one who made a mountain of a mole could have been solved just by words.
i love that deison is wearing a shirt that says heterosexuality can be cured
thank you so much i was literally scouring the comment section to figure out what it said lol. i want that shirt
My boyfriend typically calls me names like "Angel", but since watching Wednesday together he occasionally calls me things like "my little web of spiders." I love it.
Story 6 reminds me of the time I had met a girl and she said she didn’t like looking at Pomeranians in a light hearted manner, so I spent the next couple minutes giggling and showing her Pomeranian dogs etc, because I thought she just didn’t like the dog. Only for her to burst into tears and tell me that her Pom had recently passed away 🙃
core memory 😂😭😭
Omfg 😂
Maybe... Get her a goody bag.
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Oh my God poor girl 😭
With the tree intimacy story I died when one someone said,” Imagine the squirrels : Oh no what is he doing to our ho,e , I’m scared “ 🤣🤣 something along the lines of that
Dude the sauce girl is such a strong force and I love her for standing her ground and having the best come backs
the third one had me tearing up. the fact that he wasn't even getting pleasure out of it (physically atleast) and whatever he did to the tree looked like he was trying to pleasure it is hilarious to me. my cheeks hurt from laughing.
As someone who attends ohio state and watched the tree fucker reddit post blow up in real time… honestly didnt expect to hear about it here too
Please comment here if there are updates or if the video is ever uploaded I need to KNOW
PLEASE link it I need to see that with my own eyes
was it as bad as it looks
Lmao right
@@Sammyblackout my mom literally went tooohio stare a lot of ppl from ohio go to ohio state shocker ik 😨
Deison and Drew’s facial reactions speak VOLUMES. Especially the story of the girlfriend who lost her child
Oh my god. I would kill to only be called Tony Pizza. That is hilarious.
Deison carries such a sweet energy 🥺 I’m glad she has Drew to be there for her!
God I love watching podcasts like these with strong, beautiful women who lift each other up. Thanks for making me laugh
I thought the podcast with just drew was the best podcast ever. AND THEN THIS ONE WAS POSTED! 😂😂
Seriously! Near the end when they were just tooting their own horns and boosting each other up was so cute and sweet. I loved this episode so much.
The vibes of this are immaculate. I loved these guests. PLEASE have them on again
Drew's story about her pantalones had me crying laughing
the "goodie bag" one will probably be hilarious to the couple in like a years time
I can’t even imagine what Drew thought this episode’s topic could be like when the last time she was on here, they read a story about a dude feeding his gf slugs. Like, how would it compare?
Oh God the slug one... I'm still recovering.
Honestly finger fucking a tree is pretty much a match
I literally think about that story twice a day.
O Lord, which one is that? I guess i need to hear that one. I don't want to. But i need to.
@@deborahhanna9126 go watch the other EP with drew in it!!!
I’m dying at Drew’s take on the intelligence of dogs. 😂 It’s pretty widely accepted that dogs have similar intelligence to toddlers, some more, some less. Obviously they don’t understand all human concepts, but they also have increased senses. I mean, they can literally sense the Earth’s magnetic field🤯
OK... but human toddlers are dummies.
Dogs don't have the concept of beauty though thats bs lmao
The tree one has me dying, and I'mma need that video when it comes out.
I wish I knew about this before I decided to listen in public😂😂I'm crying. Start a gofundme to buy the video
I'm gonna need that video immediately as well 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg… for the girl that lost her baby… I lost my 9 year old son from brain cancer 4 years ago. I cannot even imagine someone treating me this way after such an unimaginable loss. This just broke my heart. She needs to leave and go home to her family. He’s a fucking asshole and I wish nothing but terrible things to happen to him. I hate people. How could someone be so cruel?
My ex used to call me random weird nicknames all the time, things that just popped into his head, like my little breadcrumbs or chili con carne. They never stuck, he kept calling me new ones but it was the funniest thing 😂
my partner and i do exactly this. i called him pumpkin spice sampson this morning. his name is phil 😅
@@hannahsteusloff9864 I'm cackling and crying from this oml
That’s so sweet, I do the same thing with my partners
My ex was sometimes "Prince Charming" and other times "Sir Lamecalot"
I call my cats and my bf chicken nuggets. Depending on the cat color burnt chicken nugget.
Can you guys please make this a thing 😭😂💀 I haven’t laughed this loud in a while PLEASE THINK ABOUT IT 3 ppl working together and splitting up the work will make it even more enjoyable and doable. I had to suggest it, this is my favorite episode so far
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED TODAY
RIGHT! omg im so excited
what a sexist?
SAAAAAMMMEEEE!!!!!!!!!! Amen!
ME TOOO
@@joseskariakochumuttam9366 ?
I literally do not know what to do with myself after hearing the story abt the guy cheating on his grieving gf. The rage that consumed me while hearing that story, I’m at a loss. Like how genuinely stupid can you be. How can you be that horrible of a human being
The tony pizza talk was oddly relatable! We’re all suddenly just deciding if we are Tonys or Pizzas. 🤣 this is great
Story 7 was heart wrenching. I was watching a video elsewhere and they mentioned how there is no word for when a parent loses a child. If someone loses their partner they become a widower and if a child loses their parents they become an orphan. Someone mentioned that in their native tongue there is a word for when parents lose their children. I can’t recall the word but I do remember it’s translation “When the rain falls back to the sky”.
The collab we never knew we needed
what a sexist?
@@joseskariakochumuttam9366 LOL no a realist
@@joseskariakochumuttam9366 you triggered? ❄️
@@dontmindme4276 u support a sexist 💀💀💀
they collaborated before too !
drew telling her story about falling down at band practice and pulling her pants down accidentally made me laugh so fucking hard i cried. i had to cup my hands over my whole face to stifle my laughter in my office at work
Hey Morgan, I noticed how emotional you got when you talked about OT in the last episode. I hope you take time for that passion as well, it seems like you really miss it and podcasts aside I hope it will make you feel fulfilled!
Thank you
Hey! I'm so sorry but could anyone please tell me what an ed class is?
@@sanjivani7250 it’s a postgraduate degree I believe. It’s more extensive but not a full on PhD
@@sanjivani7250 continuing education 😊
Thank you so much
The second story has me reeling - I'd pull out the whole Jesse Pinkman vibe and be like "nothings for dinner now BITCH"
THE BITCH TAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Will be using this from now on
OH MY GOD MY TWO FAVORITE PODCASTS!! The only way this could be better is with Sarah and Brittany 😭😭
as a mom to a little boy, I promise to never become a "boy mom" who is so unhinged as to think I am the only woman who is good enough for him 😵💫🤢
I had to pull over because I was laughing so hard at this episode. More episodes with drew and Deison. Love their pod too!
loved this episode! ❤ also dogs actually can remember past trauma from abuse or tough living situations it works very similarly to humans. they can even be diagnosed with ptsd and can become depressed when their owner or another animal friend dies 💔
I was so worried when I didn’t see an episode Thursday!!😔 but this was SO worth it ❤️❤️
me too!! i was so scared. i’m glad our girl is back!
Omg when Drew described the way she doesn't liked being touched I got so excited bc I'm the exact same way! Any time I try to explain to ppl that I don't like being touched unexpectedly, like I have to initiate it, they don't get it. Finally, someone else who is the same way!
I have a very affectionate family, and one of my sisters HATES being hugged or touched, UNLESS it's her Dad. My Mum and him got divorced years and years ago, and it really hurts my mum that she raised my sister, but she chooses to give all her affection to her Dad who we barely saw as he worked abroad. She's very affectionate with her daughter (my niece), though which is nice to see as my niece has Global Developmental Delay and autism, so isn't overly affectionate either
This episode had me laughing so hard I cried. The three of you together are GOLD!!! Please, do this again and soon.
This was one of the funnies episodes ever you need to invite them both again this was so much fun I love the energy
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed this much at a THT video, the tree story had me in tears🤣
One thing I have definetly taken from this episode is that we all need a friend like Drew, Deison and Morgan
Ahhhhhhhhh!!!! So excited! I was so worried! Cause normally it’s up on my Thursday night/Friday ass crack of dawn! And when it wasn’t uploaded sat or Sun, I was thought something might’ve happened like bad mental health week or something like that and didn’t think it would be uploaded this week. Thank you so much! I hope everything’s alright!
Everything is amazing. Was just traveling in Iceland and didn’t have Wi-Fi powerful enough to get it up ❤️
Hey guys! I've been binge listening on Spotify and came here just tell you that I love your podcasts! I work the night shift stocking in a closed store and suffer from sedataphobia (fear of silence) so listening to you and your guests helps me get through the night and not feel alone. I love all of you from Phoenix, Arizona! I'm currently listening to this episode (numbered 84 on spotify) and it's hilarilous! Thank you for existing!
After a long night of fights with my partner, I woke up swollen eyed from crying but woke up to this. So thank you, omg. Gonna go apologize to all the trees on treefuckers behalf 😂
Hi, I'm a stranger, but I hope everything is alright and that you two are going to be okay 💖
I know how this feels, as it's happened several times to me before
A cheap fix for puffy eyes, put spoons in the fridge until they are cold and hold the back of the spoons around your eyes. Repeat until you feel better and eyes are less swollen. If you have any caffeinated tea, you can pop the used bags in the fridge and place them on your eyes for ten to fifteen minutes. The caffeine in them helps reduce swelling as well.
I hope that today was a better day for you and that tomorrow is even better! ❤
Story number 2: Love her response. I’m glad she didn’t try to justify his behavior or apologize. She’s awesome.
Only 5 minutes in and I'm loving this combo!! Just sat down for a lunch by myself and was surprised with a notif you posted !! Thanks Morgan
Story 7 is super sad, they’re both really young to be dealing with this stuff. He isn’t mature enough to be in this relationship. She is going through things that no 19 year old should ever have to go through and something he can’t understand. I hope she gets out of this relationship and takes time to grieve and heal.
PLEASEEE bring them back to the two hot takes!!! The vibe is just immaculate, I haven't laughed this much in a while
I almost died when Drew told the story about the pants 😂😂 literally chocking and snorting 😂 amazing episode
Story 6- the goody bag vet story. My step dad did something similar with his neighbors. They’re a couple and they were doing something in their front yard and my mom was waiting for my stepdad in the car and instead of just getting in the car to go to the store he went up to the neighbors and was like “ohhh hey ladies?! We’re having a gardening party today huh??” And they looked up at him and were like “no…our dog just died. We are burying him” lmaooo
Deison is so relatable! I got hit with a weed whacker by a guy doing lawn work along a sidewalk while I was on my bike. It cut my arm open but I thought I was alright and I was embarrassed so I said sorry and rode away. It was bleeding down my arm and I rode about a mile back to my apartment. Great episode! Love them!
i literally spit my drink out at the first mention of tony pizza. but on a more serious note, my son’s dad used to call me “silly” nicknames that were low key digs on my weight/appearance and it really bothered me. maybe she feels the same?
Story #7 I need to find this man. Holy cow!!! I agree with Drew! CHOKE ON IT BRO!!!
So happy it finally uploaded!! I can only imagine how frustrating that was, you're killing it Morgan!!
Dude it was so brutal lol the anxiety it gave me just watching the percentage sit ughh. Thanks for being patient!
@@TwoHotTakes it was totally worth the wait! Don't worry about it.
That girl who dropped the sauce is definitely a Drew fan. And if she isn’t, she would be. Good for her 👏🏼
This episode is so good! You guys just bounce off eachother so well. Also I've been watching two hot takes since the beginning and I'm so happy to see how much the channel has grown!!!
This is an utterly tremendous episode. Story 1 and 3 had me crying with laughter
The way I kept on sighing on the story of the guy who blamed his gf’s weight gain/grief from him cheating
I _hate_ pranks, and the only real exception was the prank me and my family pulled on my brother. He really desperately wanted a specific guitar, and Christmas was coming up. My parents had already kind of set up the “prank” by telling him they weren’t sure they’d be able to get it, and not to necessarily look forward to it. When they brought it home, they stashed it until I came up with the idea to wrap it up and put my name on it so he doesn’t suspect that it’s the guitar. Instead, I took an old Amazon box and placed a picture of Obi Wan Kenobi from the original movies and the phrase: “This is not the gift you are looking for.” Then, my parents helped me wrap it… a few times over. 😉 When he opened up the tiny box and saw that it was a gag gift, he just started laughing, only to get really excited when we directed him to his guitar, which he loved. It’s my favorite prank I’ve ever pulled to date, and it ended with everyone laughing (as it should be).
dream trio right here!! been loving the two idiot girls podcast and combined with my other favorite?!! yass!!!!
i think i actually first saw drew (idk how this was the first time i saw her instead of in my tiktok) on THT! loved that episode and became an instant fan
The one with the boyfriend calling her fat and making it an excuse for cheating really made my tears water🥺
I'm wheezing at work over drew tripping over her pants
"You're just finger banging an on-campus tree?!" The way Drew worded it took me out 🤣🤣
Story 4: they should take a step back in there relationship and I think she could be a great friend and companion
The one where Drew was saying her bf was saying she showed him a video on IG and he claimed she'd showed it to him before but she said she'd never seen it..
That has LITERALLY HAPPENED to me and my bf and I broke down crying because I thought I was going crazy!! I'm glad someone else knows what I felt!
Drew is the embodiment of “Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss” and I’m here for it😭😂✋
This was by far the funniest podcast on the channel. I was listening walking to class and while in class and it was so hard to contain my laughter 😂😂
I love drew so much im so happy to see her on Two Hot Takes.
I wish I could post a picture of my makeup streaming down my face from laughing so hard. I was VIOLENTLY shaking laughing during Drew's band story so hard that my bf woke up from a dead sleep in a panic thinking I was full on seizing
Turns out I needed that laugh, because goddamn the story about the woman losing her baby and the POS boyfriend cheating and calling her fat is probably one of the saddest stories on this podcast. That woman needs to get the fuck out of the relationship, go live back at home with mom and dad, focus on herself and forget that horrible, awful, disgusting man. I hope he never knows the warmth of a relationship with a woman again. I hope once he realizes the emotional damage he caused her, he will never sleep a normal night again. I hope he throws up after every meal from the sickness of his own personality being so fucking horrible. What an abhorrent human being that man is.
My gosh I have not laughed as much as I did today love these girls so much gotta go binge all the rest of their videos
Does the woman who lost her child want to move to Canada? I just wanna take her in and tell her every day that she is worthy of love 🥺
You should invite them to more episodes! The three of you have amazing chemistry
This is my favorite episode. 20/10. Trying to paint my house and couldn’t stop cackling 🤣
I need another episode with y’all 3. funniest episode hands down lol Morgan you’re so good letting the guests personalities shine as well as your own!
No but that tree story had me laughing so hard. I really needed that today!
I can not explain how badly I needed this pick me up... Sending love
Hope you're hanging in there
Omg Drew and Deison are hilarious! Please please PLEASE have them on again!
I saw drew and immediately clicked! I knew this was going to be a good episode with her comments
Regarding story 7: the ending to this hit me the hardest tbh. She lost her two year old to cancer, developed an ED in response to the trauma, then got CHEATED ON and FAT SHAMED by the ONE PERSON THATS SUPPOSED TO BE THE MOST SUPPORTIVE. At that point she is barely hanging on, she is a shell of a human being. She won’t shower with you because you humiliated her, she won’t eat with you because you humiliated her (and is likely now starving herself), she won’t let you touch her because you made her feel like you no longer love her or find her attractive (which you clearly don’t). Throw this man in the trash, set it on fire and throw it off a cliff. He does not deserve her or any other woman ever.
The collab of THE YEAR💝
The goodie bag story reminded me of my little sister, she didn’t tell her friend that our dog passed away, and so when her friend came over she excitedly asked where our dog was. My little sister then grabbed her hand and walked her to the dogs urn. where she then presented the urn like she’s showing off the free car they won.
I am so unreasonably excited for this
This episode is HILARIOUS! I think I'm a Pizza so I need a Tony in my life LOL 😂 I hope we see Drew and Deison more often!!! 💖