Aye- I found this by mistake- as a Wiganer, was at this game with my mate- To be fair, we thought Skerrett was a grub, who shouldn’t have been in the side. As soon as this happened, we thought the clown would get sent off. Cas were the better side that day, and deserved the win. Don’t quite know what Mick thought we “didn’t like”, but never mind. Wigan turned up expecting to win, and came up short. Fortunately, there were many victories ahead!😂
Not going to lie I’m not a Rugby fan but I’ve been watching this clip every now and then for the past 15 years, there’s just something about it, brilliant.
@Burner39 It's a Ex rugby league player commentating on a game for his old club, Castleford Tigers and he wears his heart on his sleeve. He wrote a book with a title "I just can't speyk" and it's a brilliant read if your into Rugby League 👊
Don't see 49 dislikes...oh yeah...the safe-spacers at Google removed the upside down thumby feely hurty thingy this November, and passed out surplus pacifiers and coloring books left from the U Cal Berkley Trump deniers. Hey, think I'll use this self-quote again somewhere.
One of the best commentaries I have ever heard! Talk about laugh!! Even as a Warrington born Warrington fan, I love the commentators passion and attitude! Don't think he will have had a long career
"He's the best prop in the world! Never mind anybody else! Magnificent move from Cas!! Run across ball, Russ-ell, Russell, Ford back inside to Steympig.. HE SET OFF LIKE A THREE-QUARTER!!!"
As an American who doesn't know a damn thing about rugby commentary this was amazing. I don't think anyone in the US could ever get away with this in any sport and thats a damn shame.
commentary like this is usually kept within the club and is the commentators for one side. you’d never find anything like this in a professional game but the commentary for them is just as good in other ways
Was Wayne Mardle’s commentary during the darts final a deliberate reference to this clip? When he’s screaming “I can’t speak”. If so it’s hell of a niche reference 😂
@@SantosPhillipCarlo Think Mardle mentioned that Rod Studd, one of his fellow commentators, happens to be a Castleford fan, which is how he first heard this
This got quoted in the world darts championship final tonight, only for the guy saying "I carnt spayk" to legitimately lose his voice and have to be replaced!
Is it full blown Geordie? A Yorkshirian would have to confirm this. Watched Rhinos play the USA Hawks in a friendly in prep for the RLWC in 17(?) - since McDermott was the coach for both - and the announcers for the game had such a strong Yorkshire accent, it sounded like they had the flu or a billiard ball stuck in their throat.
For Americans, consider this... “Personal Foul, Unnecessary Roughness, Defense Number 8, spot foul, automatic First Down. This is Number 8’s first penalty in the category towards disqualification.”
+tuppens2007 hilarious joke! But seriously, Castleford was the birthplace of esteemed sculptor Henry Mo.... I can't do it. I live here and you're right it's awful. The average number of fingers per hand is 5.4
+misterhamez this reply would have worked if the intention of the sarcasm had been to suggest that there was only one British accent, rather than that it wasn't classy
To be fair, that were absolute diabolical
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Lemme help u with the replies
No replies because it speyks for itself
That's what it were
@tylerdoestech4299 that's because we all carn't spake
My all time favorite part of this video is when he calls him a dickhead. 😂😂
Same
I CANT SPAKE
We all can't spaaaaaakkkeee
One of the funniest things I've ever heard.....along with "shove it up your arse!"
I love how he pronounces his name as Camp-Bell. "you dick-ed' Camp-Bell"
This is my favourite video in the whole world.
scottbalf same here
And mine
The best
Agreed. But what is the first thing he says? Been a fine lorrene game?
@scottbalf get off the field
God bless Mardle for recreating this iconic moment
Unbelievable I came straight here
I was thinking this exact thing watching the darts hahaha iconic
😂😂😂
Made me laugh brought back the memory we all can't spake
@@Dr_Demographics_IE Haha same
“YOU BOTTLELESS GET CAMPBELL!!!!!”
Yooo Dikk Edd
@Ian Thompson he says GET. That is a common old insult round the north. "You dirty get!"
I CAN’T SPAYK!!! This never gets old 😂😂
What does that mean? 😅
@@Train_Sounds He's saying " I can't speak"
@@johnnyshinnichi1785 as if that needed explaining lmao
Anyone watching in 2024? I come to rewatch this time and again when I need an uplift. WE ALL CANT SPEAK
Have to rewatch it annually 😂
@@user-jp6ch2hc2b I rewatch it daily XD
Aye- I found this by mistake- as a Wiganer, was at this game with my mate- To be fair, we thought Skerrett was a grub, who shouldn’t have been in the side. As soon as this happened, we thought the clown would get sent off. Cas were the better side that day, and deserved the win. Don’t quite know what Mick thought we “didn’t like”, but never mind. Wigan turned up expecting to win, and came up short. Fortunately, there were many victories ahead!😂
"shoov it oop yer aarrsse" Quality
I thought I heard that.
As I was reading the comments this came exactly on time as the video!😂
this is one of the best things I've ever heard. there's no point quoting any of it in particular, it's all great!
What I love about this is 30 years down the line it still gets repeated in the stands by fans of all clubs!
Not going to lie I’m not a Rugby fan but I’ve been watching this clip every now and then for the past 15 years, there’s just something about it, brilliant.
@Burner39 It's a Ex rugby league player commentating on a game for his old club, Castleford Tigers and he wears his heart on his sleeve.
He wrote a book with a title "I just can't speyk" and it's a brilliant read if your into Rugby League 👊
49 people bottled it, The dirty gets
Gareth Allan LIKE THE VIDEO CAMPBELL IF YOU’VE GOT ANY BOTTLE
THEY DON’T LIKE IT
Don't see 49 dislikes...oh yeah...the safe-spacers at Google removed the upside down thumby feely hurty thingy this November, and passed out surplus pacifiers and coloring books left from the U Cal Berkley Trump deniers. Hey, think I'll use this self-quote again somewhere.
1:20 “Shove it up yours!” This commentary had me in bits 😂
yer arse
Shove it up yarse
@@texaspete33he does say 'shove it up yours'
One of the best commentaries I have ever heard! Talk about laugh!! Even as a Warrington born Warrington fan, I love the commentators passion and attitude! Don't think he will have had a long career
Remarkably, he's still doing it!
Only been going about 28 years so not too long
He's still going
@@chasb4515 his name?
"He's the best prop in the world! Never mind anybody else! Magnificent move from Cas!! Run across ball, Russ-ell, Russell, Ford back inside to Steympig.. HE SET OFF LIKE A THREE-QUARTER!!!"
OUTRAGEOUS😂 WE ALL CANT SPAKE
Last bit is “Steak Bake!!!”
Thank you for the translation I live in Leeds and couldn’t understand half of this 😂
why is he Stey Peyt?
@@DTblocks it's Steampig, Morgys nickname for Lee Crooks
This is the greatest play-by-play in the history of sport.
Doctor: “you have 1:52 to live!”
Me: *watches this*
Same.
Forget “they think it’s all over” this is hands down the best piece of sports commentary of all time in any sport.
Love this, love the fact Cas have chosen to keep their ground in the same condition too since then, can’t beat a bit of nostalgia
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is at Headingly not Cas if I recall correctly
yes definitely at Headingly
You're right, Wheldon Road hasn't changed much, despite efforts to move out. But this is actually Headingley, Leeds and the Regal Trophy final 1994!
Best commentary ever, commentator clearly so biased and passionate for Cas 🤣 "shove it up your arse" when the try was scored, brilliant!
I piss myself every time 🤣
I can't speyk
This is the most biased piece of commentating I have ever heard, Utterly disgusting!!,,
I didn't even realise Wayne Mardle took this off Mick Morgan lol.. until now
I cant see the comments through crying of laughter ...and I'm going out on a limb here..but my spidy sense tell me he is a Castleford fan...
Drew, I can’t speyk!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Drew think you might be jumping to hasty conclusions...!
Fev Rovers Die hard fan is mick
@@MrChimpeh He's a Cas fan
@@user.--. 100% a flat capper 😅😅
‘We all can’t speyk’ never truer words
I'm Australian yet that is one of my favourite Rugby League calls ever. 🤣
Even as a Wigan fan myself this is pretty funny
it were diabolical
Speaking as a Lancashire Lad I have to say ...... I love this. Proper Yorkshire Passion. Well done and regards from O'er T, Pennines.
Regards from a Cas lad.
Hi both. Shutup. - from a normal conversation fan
You miserable get.
Harsh at best. lol Decent gradely folk. Don't forget we lost the War of the Roses to them. lol ;-)
As an American who doesn't know a damn thing about rugby commentary this was amazing. I don't think anyone in the US could ever get away with this in any sport and thats a damn shame.
hear the drops this is just a club recording and is sold in the clubs shop after a game usually.
commentary like this is usually kept within the club and is the commentators for one side. you’d never find anything like this in a professional game but the commentary for them is just as good in other ways
It's because you guys across the pond wear crash helmets for everything
To be honest this was aired live on BBC sport on a Saturday afternoon Castleford v Wigan genuine commentary
@@david_s3432 no need for that mate
I’m proud to be from the same county.
this is the most rugby league video ive ever seen😂😂😂i love it
I CANT SPAYKE
It turns out Campbell didn't have any bottle
Mardle keep on bringing the classics back
Every time I see a referee/umpire (in any sport) drop a complete clanger, I inwardly scream 'YOU BOTTLELESS GET CAMP-BELL!!'
Having watched this, i agree he was indeed a bottleless get
Git
@@JH-17 Get. Up north it’s Get
thawereabsolutelydiabiolical
@@JH-17 We say GET in Lancashire & Yorkshire.
@@BestUserNameUK and Merseyside
I just love this, absolute quality
Was Wayne Mardle’s commentary during the darts final a deliberate reference to this clip? When he’s screaming “I can’t speak”.
If so it’s hell of a niche reference 😂
It was, Hell of a niche reference, honestly can't believe he came out with it at the moment but it was golden 😆
definitely intentional, he even pronounced "speak" the same. absolute gold lol.
Yes it was. Wayne spoke to Mick last week about it.
As soon as I heard him say it I knew it was in reference to this video 😂
This was why I came back to this clip - I assumed it was coincidental, apparently not!
"who's the best club in the worrrrld, never minnndddd aaaaanybody else"
best prop ;) Referring to Lee Crooks.
*prop
I love it when he shouts "shove it up yours" when they score the try
Up your arse
It’s better than that: he says shove it up your arse.
At first I thought it was "shove it up your arse".
At first I thought it was "shove it up your arse".
Absolutely love how he says he can't speak or he'll be in trouble but then goes on to swear and insult everyone 😂
Here thanks to Squidge Rugby!
Brand is so strong! Squidge is life.
Squidge is awesome
he referenced it again in his latest vid.
@@Buggaton it was brilliant!
Same 😂😂
My favourite video on RUclips, the only one that makes me laugh every time
Best commentary EVER! 😂
The best piece of commentary ever
Absolutely brilliant
“A can’t spake” 😂 love a good Yorkshire commentator
I can't speeekkkk! Only recently introduced to this and it has me creasing every time I watch I literally can't sppppeeekkkk!
So “I can’t spaek “ is like saying “I’m speechless”?
Yes it is. "I can't speak" speechless.
I bloody love this. Always cheers me up no end!
It's up there with Fred Dibnah dropping a chimney, and asking "did thee like that"?
Original “I can’t spake”
Another personal highlight- “you bottleless get” 😂
Thanks to Jack Whitehall sporting moments program for bringing this to my attention. Saw this clip and absolutely creased myself laughing... Brilliant
Never thank that unfunny cnut Whitehall for anything
1:15 steak bake, steak!!
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought that
And I thought Gary Neville was impartial ! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Best sports commentary of all time
The best video on RUclips ever 😂👍
I like how he’s commentating but at the same time is a fan 😂
He was the assistant coach.
Wat a legend this guy is!
They're both on 9s
they're both on a nine!
@@benukasz "This is insane! Come on now!"
By the way, Mardle also confirmed Mick Morgan gave him the idea to use "I can't spake!"
@@SantosPhillipCarlo Think Mardle mentioned that Rod Studd, one of his fellow commentators, happens to be a Castleford fan, which is how he first heard this
Legend, this guy
i love this so much
“Get em warking” 💀
This is brilliant commentary. Only discovered this thanks to the Chris Moyles show 😂😂😂
Wayne Mardle brought me here
This got quoted in the world darts championship final tonight, only for the guy saying "I carnt spayk" to legitimately lose his voice and have to be replaced!
This never gets old. I can't speak.
We need this in football.
Here cos of the darts?????
😂
Yep!!! 😂
Rub it in come on cas
He is the best prop in the world!!! never mind anybody else!
Absolutely love Skerrett this still makes me laugh!
I love this
Didn't know GradeAUnderA was a rugby commentator
'A cart Spayk'
He was Assistant coach at the time.... Mick Morgan ~ Legend!!!
When he commentated vs Halifax, our number 7 was called 'Germ' (Paul Bishop)
pit bull paul bishop didn't matter how big they were he would have a go
A great piece of commentating
THAT WERE DIABOLICAL
I’m not even into rugby but I’m a Yorkshirewoman and this is one of my favourite videos ever. AH CAHNT SPEAK!! THA SHUD BE SENT OFF!!
The part every time when he goes "you dick head" gets me every time 😂
LOL 1:21 "SHOVE UP YER ARSE!"
That were absolute diabolical
Proper commentating. Love it.
Kelvin Skerrett is the best numer 8 ever. Ah can't spayk. I love your commentator.
Absolutely diabolical
England is on a whole different level of swearing
You should see when the cameras are off
“THAT WAS DIABOLICAL” 😭😂💀
I love the rugby league culture up north of England
I’m a cas fan so this is funny af to me
I’m a Wigan fan and think this is hilarious 😂
Best Commentary ever
As a cas born cas fan that was diabolical
Wayne Mardle what a man
Ah can't SPAKE! that were diabolical! get 'im off the field! we all can't SPAKE! 😂😂😂😂😂
"I carnt speyk"
Keeps speaking 😂
Speyking
CC auto generates as Dutch, surprisingly enough. Love this accent.
Is it full blown Geordie? A Yorkshirian would have to confirm this. Watched Rhinos play the USA Hawks in a friendly in prep for the RLWC in 17(?) - since McDermott was the coach for both - and the announcers for the game had such a strong Yorkshire accent, it sounded like they had the flu or a billiard ball stuck in their throat.
@@shanefelkel9966 He's from Featherstone in West Yorkshire
@@shanefelkel9966 this isn’t Geordie, it’s a Yorkshire. Geordies are from Newcastle, further north.
@@shanefelkel9966 this is not Geordie in slightest it's a West Yorkshire accent
@@Alex-cw3rz oh i thought that geordie encompassed yorkshire. K - my bad.
Can't wait for this too be dubbed over michael smiths nine darter.haha
For Americans, consider this... “Personal Foul, Unnecessary Roughness, Defense Number 8, spot foul, automatic First Down. This is Number 8’s first penalty in the category towards disqualification.”
Okay, fair... I don’t think I saw the forward pass until later... but it almost looks like half the distance to the goal at this point...
My mistake. I thought I saw them throw the ball forward. It was just a punt.
ah the classy British accent can make anything sound good
theres different parts to UK you know, this is yorkshire the inbred part known as castleford
tuppens2007 wait, I thought the British were good with sarcasm. Clearly you personally are part of a special breed.
95Tezza95 A million recommends if I cold cos I am from Wigan and about to get a bit o scran - gradely jackbit tha knos.
+tuppens2007 hilarious joke! But seriously, Castleford was the birthplace of esteemed sculptor Henry Mo.... I can't do it. I live here and you're right it's awful. The average number of fingers per hand is 5.4
+misterhamez this reply would have worked if the intention of the sarcasm had been to suggest that there was only one British accent, rather than that it wasn't classy
Great Honest Commentary there, Funny also
Wayne mardle comes to mind.
I thank you to my father for sending me this
Gerrimoff thi feyld!
Ah carnt speyk!
Someone should remix this guy's commentary over the Latrell on Manu incident 🤣