The Dragons Clash With a Tempered 'Control Freak' | Dragon's Den

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  • Опубликовано: 6 окт 2024
  • We all know how daunting the Den can be, but Marco Hajikypri’s views were not shared by the Dragons, who quickly unpicked his pitch. His failure to understand the mechanics of his business, lead to a few heavy-handed exchanges.
    An international sensation, Dragon's Den features entrepreneurs pitching for investment in the Den from our Dragons, five venture capitalists willing to invest their own money in exchange for equity.
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Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @guest4869
    @guest4869 5 лет назад +18253

    “I’m an evolved dragon”... lmao alright calm down Charizard

    • @mkprocter882
      @mkprocter882 5 лет назад +118

      hahaha quality C R 😂👌

    • @Dan-ky5es
      @Dan-ky5es 5 лет назад +97

      More like a lizard in comparison lol

    • @sorakatie1661
      @sorakatie1661 5 лет назад +45

      i’m dead😂😂

    • @Walsallfan
      @Walsallfan 5 лет назад +63

      A man said charizard uno😂😭😂

    • @happyhedgehog6450
      @happyhedgehog6450 5 лет назад +25

      Hahahahaha I enjoyed that one.

  • @uncleterry991
    @uncleterry991 5 лет назад +23394

    This guy 100% percent has ‘entrepreneur’ in his Instagram bio and uses this 📈 emoji

    • @johanpersson393
      @johanpersson393 5 лет назад +111

      so double % or

    • @josh2570
      @josh2570 5 лет назад +410

      Probably captions his pics with quotes from Alan Sugar

    • @Welshy
      @Welshy 5 лет назад +276

      @@emmadoherty5623 no, they still have to accept you, i will tell you that hes bought all his followers tho, otherwise 24 likes on page with almost 100k followers is pretty shite

    • @serkoz9970
      @serkoz9970 5 лет назад +9

      Uncle Terry exactly like bro stfu with ur dead air pods

    • @emmadoherty5623
      @emmadoherty5623 5 лет назад +17

      Welshy there’s ppl w 2,000 followers who r verified like (I’m not an expert like so don’t quote me 😂) it’s doesn’t really matter yes they have to accept you but they just need proof of ID

  • @AndrewJJ-0114
    @AndrewJJ-0114 5 лет назад +7272

    "My girlfriend and future fiancée..."
    "Has she agreed to that?"
    "Yeah, I've got the certificate right here...."

    • @AltinaClarke
      @AltinaClarke 5 лет назад +26

      Hahahaha! 😂

    • @daniellong5101
      @daniellong5101 5 лет назад +56

      Aaaahahahhahahaha one of the best comments I’ve ever seen on RUclips 😂

    • @JarelAhmed
      @JarelAhmed 5 лет назад +24

      😂😂 too many unique comments about this show I'm loving it.

    • @CB-xr1eg
      @CB-xr1eg 5 лет назад +8

      That might be quite funny, IF it was what he actually said...😐

    • @SamCliffeMusic
      @SamCliffeMusic 5 лет назад +74

      😂😂😂 written by him and signed by her at gun point

  • @thetallestdwarf7041
    @thetallestdwarf7041 2 года назад +1285

    He is seriously asking the dragons if they ever met someone who wanted to be financially independent. Just amazing.

    • @xJDMWaRRi0Rx
      @xJDMWaRRi0Rx Год назад +9

      @Euron Greyjoy it pays off when it’s the good coke

    • @bluesandman7566
      @bluesandman7566 Год назад +26

      I'm starting to think this guy never watched Dragons' Den or something.

    • @Brian-om2hh
      @Brian-om2hh Год назад +2

      Yes, isn't it?

    • @777jimothy
      @777jimothy Год назад +24

      He's asking them if they've ever met someone rich 😂

    • @I_am_a_cat_
      @I_am_a_cat_ Год назад +19

      Yeah that really blew me away lmao. He thinks he's so special, it's sad.

  • @christ616
    @christ616 3 года назад +5898

    "You don't own Pro Grains"
    "Pro Gains"
    "Whichever, you don't own it"
    Savage

    • @johnnyace2287
      @johnnyace2287 3 года назад +5

      😁😁😁

    • @Smithjones12
      @Smithjones12 3 года назад +55

      @@johnnyace2287 couldn't BS his way through this one.

    • @SoSo-li6dn
      @SoSo-li6dn 3 года назад +14

      he should have just been like "let me write that down!"

    • @FumetsuGolf
      @FumetsuGolf 3 года назад +15

      Bodied by Deborah Meaden.

    • @christosververakis3861
      @christosververakis3861 3 года назад +20

      no what's savage is that he corrected her, not the other way around, the only reason she threw that "whichever" comment is cause she got butt hurt lol

  • @kekw5153
    @kekw5153 4 года назад +6057

    Me: I got into Harvard, I have papers!!
    Deb: Where is it?
    Me: Gives a 'thank you for your application' letter instead

  • @sdsumiguel5937
    @sdsumiguel5937 5 лет назад +7813

    This guy definitely says “go big or go home” at least twice a day.

  • @aeternosolus52
    @aeternosolus52 2 года назад +600

    He's the type of person who would turn up at an interview to be an airline pilot when he couldn't actually fly a plane, but is confident he could.

    • @lisetravis
      @lisetravis Год назад +18

      They wouldn't even give me a chance to prove myself!

    • @samjohns3227
      @samjohns3227 Год назад +10

      Exactly, he'd still be using a bike with stabilisers whilst suggesting he gets a pilots license!

    • @blue24563
      @blue24563 Год назад +4

      He’s very Trump😂

    • @Kazokaslt
      @Kazokaslt Год назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mtadc1545
      @mtadc1545 Год назад +8

      Deborah: “ok, do you have a commercial pilots license?”
      Marco: “yeah I do”
      Deborah: “show it to me”
      Marco: “here”
      Deborah: “This is a letter that just says you enrolled at a flight school” 😒
      Marco: 🥴

  • @satsumamoon
    @satsumamoon 4 года назад +4411

    "We'll meet again"
    "They feared me"
    "I'm an evolved dragon"
    Every narcissist ever.

    • @troytaylor5746
      @troytaylor5746 4 года назад +89

      “Evolved dragon” lol

    • @bird718
      @bird718 4 года назад +28

      the guys a riot

    • @lauradeller975
      @lauradeller975 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Robert-fc9xz
      @Robert-fc9xz 4 года назад +64

      He's a charizard while they are still just charmanders

    • @AsiaDanceScene
      @AsiaDanceScene 4 года назад +5

      You may be dragon awesome, but I'm evolved dragon awesome!

  • @MrRyanlennie2005
    @MrRyanlennie2005 4 года назад +1818

    “I didn’t bathe for days.....I slept in my car.....I licked the desk.” This guy has a weird way of selling himself.

    • @ianbennett1491
      @ianbennett1491 4 года назад +38

      He couldn't sell a black Cat to a witch.Get back to the strip Club.

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 4 года назад +4

      weird flex but ok

    • @glennross85
      @glennross85 4 года назад +6

      @@bobobsen weird misuse of meme ,but ok...

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 4 года назад +4

      @@glennross85 weird understanding of what I meant, but ok...

    • @glennross85
      @glennross85 4 года назад +4

      @@bobobsen you ok boomer?

  • @grayskindablue
    @grayskindablue 5 лет назад +5698

    I choked on my water when he said “they fear my dominance” and then followed that up with _”I’m an evolved dragon”_
    Lmaooo bro sometimes you just gotta stop

  • @techwiz81
    @techwiz81 Год назад +462

    I love when an entrepreneur goes totally off the rails and Peter looks shocked/offended, Touker looks absolutely baffled and Deborah looks suicidal

    • @xerxesthegodking
      @xerxesthegodking Год назад +5

      be original bro! so many times i've seen this comment lol

    • @6-dpegasus425
      @6-dpegasus425 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@akanshasaikia some comments are just people sharing their thoughts

    • @benbastianiartmusic1421
      @benbastianiartmusic1421 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@akanshasaikia yeah I originally wrote the comment on the 'Eggsactly' pitch video and people keep copying it

    • @GameslordXY
      @GameslordXY 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@benbastianiartmusic1421
      You left your mark upon the world already.
      Well done friend.
      Well done🦾

  • @PRTZN
    @PRTZN 5 лет назад +2279

    Why does this fella constantly look like he's about to burst into tears? He probably went and punched a hole in a wall after this

  • @nikkij4873
    @nikkij4873 3 года назад +3467

    This guy: I'm a control freak.
    Also this guy: I haven't even looked at the patent because my dad did it all for me

    • @Smithjones12
      @Smithjones12 3 года назад +99

      Scapegoat, he didn't check the paperwork so blame someone else.

    • @scottiemcgee3838
      @scottiemcgee3838 3 года назад +12

      Trademark, but yeah.

    • @ENZOxDV9
      @ENZOxDV9 3 года назад +79

      He knew it wasn't trademarked but tried to bullshit his way through. Deborah always asks for the patents though.

    • @policewitness5181
      @policewitness5181 3 года назад +26

      He's probably illiterate. He certainly comes across as someone who couldn't read a bake bean tin, let alone a letter.

    • @rohielshah1779
      @rohielshah1779 3 года назад +71

      He really threw his dad under the bus on national tv. Tells you everything about the guy.

  • @RK-rf8rc
    @RK-rf8rc 3 года назад +4343

    He's the type of guy that owns an iPhone and claims he's in business with Apple

    • @GRUMPNUGS
      @GRUMPNUGS 3 года назад +48

      @MathematicalPhysics Lets see the contract then... "well I will just watched... actually I just remembered because I'm a long time customer/shareholder they put me as a VIP, that means I'm levels above anyone else cause I slept in a car for 6 months see... and what happened is apple was going to send me a limited edition contract 24 carrot plated on edges of paper and everything and they send me a letter saying the unit that held the contract blew up... so no evidence of proof but I am in business with them yeah!"

    • @papnlilly
      @papnlilly 3 года назад +8

      👏👏👏🤣

    • @sollyoutube_19
      @sollyoutube_19 3 года назад +4

      😂😂

    • @realPromotememedia
      @realPromotememedia 3 года назад +5

      That’s a very witty comment
      But too harsh and not accurate; he’s selling 5000 meals a week from nothing. That’s not a false claiming billy bullshitter.
      Mind you
      I wouldn’t invest in him.

    • @ya00007
      @ya00007 3 года назад +2

      R K More like a janitor at a Apple store! I can imagine him saying "I work at Apple in their environmental hygiene dept"
      That sounds really fascinating, so what does your role entail?
      "Mopping floors".

  • @elvickRULES
    @elvickRULES 2 года назад +814

    Deborah looked like she was experiencing a crisis, like her mind was melting away the more he answered her. She’s my favorite.

    • @707tich
      @707tich Год назад +25

      I was experiencing it with her too

    • @CorgiDaddy2
      @CorgiDaddy2 Год назад +34

      It's a bad look when you keep interrupting a Dragon from which you are asking for a lot of money. I wouldn't work for this guy if he was the only person hiring in the entire world.

    • @slopernafti902
      @slopernafti902 Год назад

      It's spelled "favourite", school shooter.

    • @austinmc12
      @austinmc12 11 месяцев назад +3

      I LOVE DEBORAH😭 she the best

    • @graemeyetts3465
      @graemeyetts3465 6 месяцев назад +9

      "They feared me"
      No they were more likely scared for you😂

  • @ghosttoast6317
    @ghosttoast6317 5 лет назад +5497

    This is what happens when you combine a BTEC in business studies and an ego.

    • @elleJay-mb4yn
      @elleJay-mb4yn 5 лет назад +16

      Ghost Toast 🤣😩💀

    • @ch3rrikiss
      @ch3rrikiss 5 лет назад +23

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @user-3dfhdha24
      @user-3dfhdha24 5 лет назад

      LOL

    • @whypengy-150
      @whypengy-150 5 лет назад +39

      This man got an 90 million offer for his business

    • @m.i.5381
      @m.i.5381 5 лет назад +16

      OMG THAT IS SO ABSOLUTELY TRUE. 😂👏👏👏

  • @CynicalScientist261
    @CynicalScientist261 5 лет назад +3933

    “I didn’t wash in four days” sorry is that meant to impress me.

    • @scottishgal8940
      @scottishgal8940 5 лет назад +110

      He could have used a public gym to shower haha

    • @zed3063
      @zed3063 5 лет назад +6

      Thomas Gannon Not you, the dragons

    • @spookymcfakename
      @spookymcfakename 5 лет назад +3

      Zed Hurrrr dduurrr

    • @nish3603
      @nish3603 5 лет назад +46

      That’s not even a lot

    • @Sam-qh1sh
      @Sam-qh1sh 5 лет назад +67

      Big deal! I do that on the regular

  • @Pat2296
    @Pat2296 4 года назад +1446

    "I"m a businessman. I'm ill-tempered, I lie and I don't read my mail. My daddy does but he doesn't tell me what's in it. Gimme money."

    • @hughjanus8908
      @hughjanus8908 4 года назад +6

      LMAO!! Couldn’t have worded it better myself lol

    • @hughjanus8908
      @hughjanus8908 4 года назад +17

      I found oil
      You found oil?
      Yea I’m going to make it rich now and will be a billionaire in no time!
      Where did you discover this oil?
      In a can at a BP garage in Birmingham

    • @sushimamba4281
      @sushimamba4281 4 года назад +25

      He just seems like the kind of guy who would run strip clubs.

    • @BJJPaulos74
      @BJJPaulos74 4 года назад +1

      Literally a summary of the pitch, bravo. LOL.

    • @elizabethevenson6110
      @elizabethevenson6110 4 года назад +2

      @@sushimamba4281 yeah, and i bet a bunch of the dancers who worked at the clubs he at least theoretically ran would be NOPE on investing with him. (you *can* run a strip club without massively exploiting the dancers, but this dude just comes across like "stage fee + fines for petty stuff + taking a way higher share of tips than area standard" at the very least and maybe worse than that.)

  • @Jaggybabs
    @Jaggybabs Год назад +214

    The fact he talked trash about them after he left but said nothing in there says a lot about him

  • @OhElvira
    @OhElvira 4 года назад +1688

    This guy definitely has an alarm that says “rise and grind”

    • @dogheart_ii9301
      @dogheart_ii9301 4 года назад +49

      This guy's favourite sound is his alarm

    • @abirdkilledmeh
      @abirdkilledmeh 4 года назад +36

      I said that too! Kody ko, right?

    • @joliecollier7937
      @joliecollier7937 4 года назад +6

      abirdkilledmeh the pain asmr alarm ahaha

    • @AnarchistMetalhead
      @AnarchistMetalhead 4 года назад

      Listen to the first few lines of Maniak by Dagoba
      that is basically him, in message, style and title

    • @lucasemerimmarques9355
      @lucasemerimmarques9355 4 года назад +16

      That lad is watching way too many motivational videos

  • @jietroraximoff2805
    @jietroraximoff2805 3 года назад +4801

    The fact that a guy calls himself a 'control freak' but didn't check the patents before coming on tv is hilarious.

    • @davidjames579
      @davidjames579 3 года назад +81

      Cos his Dad told him it was okay.

    • @javis88h
      @javis88h 3 года назад +105

      "I am Vincent Adultman I do Business things."

    • @Lazurath101
      @Lazurath101 2 года назад +14

      He could’ve also been lying

    • @Robert-Downey-Syndrome
      @Robert-Downey-Syndrome 2 года назад +23

      In his words... The company makes money, not the trademark. 😄 haha

    • @MrAswinrichard
      @MrAswinrichard 2 года назад +8

      If he haven't changed the name of his company, he would have lost a lot. Maybe he had to pay some fortune from the earnings for using a trademark that wasn't his. Arrogant too the core

  • @botguy2653
    @botguy2653 3 года назад +3392

    Dude definitely worked for a pyramid scheme before this.

    • @LOL10060
      @LOL10060 3 года назад +93

      Lol I wouldn’t be surprised
      With his overly positive attitude and the way he was talking

    • @honzapetrek2661
      @honzapetrek2661 3 года назад +6

      @Judgement A Come Do you have some link to that?

    • @Jim-so3zm
      @Jim-so3zm 3 года назад +9

      @@honzapetrek2661 Check Companies House

    • @arterra61
      @arterra61 3 года назад +38

      This was my first tought when i saw him in my head i said "this men about to pitch a MLM to these millioners"

    • @bastje
      @bastje 3 года назад +3

      Wow.. That absolutely could be

  • @upsonpratt6394
    @upsonpratt6394 Год назад +128

    "I'm an evolved dragon. They feared ma dom-i-noonce..."
    Oh shut up, you pillock. LOL

  • @Slimblue
    @Slimblue 4 года назад +2661

    This guy sounds like he doesn't take no for an answer in a dangerous way

    • @rcola6235
      @rcola6235 4 года назад +140

      yeah well, he must be an arab of muslim background. notice, that he preferred to argue with a woman.

    • @clublulu399
      @clublulu399 3 года назад +34

      Jenny : Im out.
      Guy: Are you sure about that?

    • @montanas4174
      @montanas4174 3 года назад +52

      @@rcola6235 he actually English.

    • @danny-rd6yh
      @danny-rd6yh 3 года назад +112

      R Cola he’s white not arab u racist

    • @kirbyhatesincels917
      @kirbyhatesincels917 3 года назад +128

      @@rcola6235
      He was probably boiling with rage at the fact that the two women in front of him had more power, money and authority than him, lmao.

  • @Clo_Dub
    @Clo_Dub 5 лет назад +3543

    He said pacifically instead of specifically. For that reason, I’m out.

    • @kezzaliciousbabii
      @kezzaliciousbabii 5 лет назад +86

      I can't honestly explain to you how annoying it is when people do not pronounce that word correctly!

    • @Rhh26
      @Rhh26 5 лет назад +28

      As soon as i heard it i looked in the comments.

    • @sugar4522
      @sugar4522 5 лет назад +96

      Have you never sailed the specific ocean 🤷🏼‍♂️😂

    • @edwardsmith1969
      @edwardsmith1969 5 лет назад

      Stupid Chlo 😂😂😂

    • @sircliff323
      @sircliff323 5 лет назад +1

      lol

  • @danrgn5078
    @danrgn5078 3 года назад +4315

    When Deborah gets her hands on some legal stuff… You know some drama is about to go down. She’s so meticulous, nothing slips through the cracks with her

    • @orlovsskibet
      @orlovsskibet 3 года назад +179

      Yeah that was a serious legal master class to see Deb's read a letter.

    • @ch4z_bucks
      @ch4z_bucks 3 года назад +113

      She reminds me of my nan in so many ways, mannerisms included. The amount of times I've seen her looking over documents meticulously flipping page after page, highlighting, underlining and reading everything. The similarities, at least to me, are uncanny.

    • @AbhishekSanyalTGV
      @AbhishekSanyalTGV 2 года назад +52

      I mean it was written very clearly at the top. You and I could have done this as well.

    • @danrgn5078
      @danrgn5078 2 года назад +46

      @@AbhishekSanyalTGV as they say nowadays “you must be fun at parties”

    • @AbhishekSanyalTGV
      @AbhishekSanyalTGV 2 года назад +17

      @@danrgn5078 Hey, at least I said that you could do it too :D

  • @zyriab5797
    @zyriab5797 2 года назад +351

    *This guy:* "I didn't have a wash for 4 days."
    *Average programmer:* " You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers."

    • @cidhighwind8590
      @cidhighwind8590 4 месяца назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @paulsp2k
      @paulsp2k 2 месяца назад

      I can smell you from here

  • @MrTrisdiastatos
    @MrTrisdiastatos 4 года назад +1338

    “We’ll meet again”
    *files restraining order*

    • @ethank6311
      @ethank6311 4 года назад +20

      Sounds like a borderline threat xD

    • @gareth14111984
      @gareth14111984 4 года назад +11

      I heard "in the carpark later" when he said it lol

    • @elizabethevenson6110
      @elizabethevenson6110 4 года назад +14

      financially and verbally abused DV survivor. i want to tell his gf to run like hell and for sure do not get her finances mixed in with his, marry him, or have a kid/acquire a pet with him if she's not up to that point yet.

    • @elguitarTom
      @elguitarTom 4 года назад

      lmao xD

    • @bunnywabbit
      @bunnywabbit 4 года назад

      @@elizabethevenson6110 wouldn't it be cruel to take away everything someone else has to strive for?

  • @geoffn54
    @geoffn54 5 лет назад +1533

    This guy is scary. He's completely lost track with reality.

    • @dzehliono8320
      @dzehliono8320 5 лет назад +37

      geoff N he’s not scary. He’s just hard to look at

    • @FunkSoulBrother7
      @FunkSoulBrother7 5 лет назад +24

      Imagine working with this guy.

    • @lottie5853
      @lottie5853 5 лет назад +5

      He made millions though , company was brought of him for 90 million

    • @petalespue
      @petalespue 5 лет назад +52

      @@lottie5853 no it wasn't, all the papers said he "turned down" 90 million and is now driving his gf's car

    • @ChaceBonanno
      @ChaceBonanno 5 лет назад +2

      He's got sales though

  • @ChocoLater1
    @ChocoLater1 4 года назад +695

    Imagine this guy talking to Gordon Ramsay in Kitchen Nightmares with this attitude. He would have been ripped apart alive.

    • @tomschmidt5022
      @tomschmidt5022 4 года назад +40

      I would pay good money for a front row seat to that fight hehe

    • @Kay14911
      @Kay14911 4 года назад +5

      I would love to see that😁😁😁

    • @kenjamin1439
      @kenjamin1439 4 года назад +14

      I would invest all my money in him to run a restaurant just so I could see that happen lol

    • @TuanJinnNguyen
      @TuanJinnNguyen 4 года назад +2

      Or go to Shark Tank US...

    • @godsrighteousness5003
      @godsrighteousness5003 4 года назад

      Yes he should've pitched this, haha

  • @geminiboy6913
    @geminiboy6913 2 года назад +365

    He’s so aggressive. I wouldn’t invest in him at all. Can just imagine board room meeting with a control freak who licks work tops.

    • @kevinprior3549
      @kevinprior3549 11 месяцев назад +3

      See I think he is misunderstood. I can see good in him.

    • @6-dpegasus425
      @6-dpegasus425 8 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@kevinprior3549i agree, but hes too unwilling to compromise and like op said, would be painful to work with

    • @NoxAtlas
      @NoxAtlas 8 месяцев назад

      ​@6-dpegasus425 Yep, there's a huge risk having to work with such a guy. Such an uncompromising and stubborn attitude can effectively ruin a company if he's in the wrong and refuses to accept any advice.

    • @dairymilkbaraddict90
      @dairymilkbaraddict90 5 месяцев назад +7

      ​​​@@kevinprior3549he's got a massive superiority complex lmao he'd be a nightmare

    • @GursimarSinghMiglani-ym7nu
      @GursimarSinghMiglani-ym7nu 3 месяца назад

      Y’all idiots

  • @mrbabajidee3133
    @mrbabajidee3133 4 года назад +725

    Marco: Me and my gf
    Debra: Does she know that?
    Marco: She does yea I've got the Trademark for her

    • @hamedamini2519
      @hamedamini2519 4 года назад +2

      witty d 😂😂😂😂

    • @Brickcellent
      @Brickcellent 4 года назад +2

      You literally just copied someone elses comment...

    • @andreapasqua8639
      @andreapasqua8639 4 года назад +2

      He probably marked her alright. In a furry role play sense.

    • @MindSetReset
      @MindSetReset 4 года назад +1

      🙌🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Lutfur12345
      @Lutfur12345 4 года назад +5

      @@Brickcellent it's alright they've got this comment trademarked

  • @jeremyedowd
    @jeremyedowd 3 года назад +1556

    I rather enjoy how Deborah examines documents instead of taking entrepreneurs' words for it.

    • @Smithjones12
      @Smithjones12 3 года назад +56

      Anyone who watches DD knows you should have the paperwork in place.
      Some people go for the throat Deborah goes for the paperwork 😍😍

    • @dianakosianka5344
      @dianakosianka5344 3 года назад +17

      She seems like a very smart woman who always does her research

    • @brennanmcgeoghan1761
      @brennanmcgeoghan1761 3 года назад +20

      Shes like a bloodhound and I love it.

    • @huskiehuskerson5300
      @huskiehuskerson5300 2 года назад +1

      *Entrepreneur's 's'sss

    • @StarMama90
      @StarMama90 2 года назад +23

      She had a gut feeling, and it was obviously right. She clearly has a great BS radar equipped.

  • @themadcow686
    @themadcow686 4 года назад +1279

    This guy has got the strongest pokerface i've ever seen. He's told a 13 minute long joke and kept a dead straight face the entire time.

    • @SerErryk
      @SerErryk 3 года назад +37

      I like your joke but I was thinking the opposite - he wears "scumbag" on his forehead. Sometimes you can judge a book by its cover.

    • @yeh.80
      @yeh.80 3 года назад +5

      He's just a straight narcissist

    • @edinsimic9867
      @edinsimic9867 3 года назад

      Hahaha

    • @layceeb6695
      @layceeb6695 2 года назад +14

      The worst part is he was fully serious

    • @fionnbharrduffy1005
      @fionnbharrduffy1005 2 года назад +9

      Anyone else suspect money laundering? 🤣🤣

  • @JenniVander
    @JenniVander Год назад +279

    Update on this guy! Pro Gains folded in 2017 and now he's a sales director at Seeds of Need. But here's the best part, from an article dated 2017: "An entrepreneur who was rejected by Dragons' Den and claims he 'turned down a £90 million offer for his company' because he believed it was worth £1 billion has had to sell his car and home to keep it afloat."

    • @henriettagoldsmith5056
      @henriettagoldsmith5056 Год назад +4

      Really 😮😲😳😮😲😳😮😲😳

    • @co_7523
      @co_7523 Год назад

      😮

    • @threethrushes
      @threethrushes Год назад +3

      I'm surprised, quite frankly. He seemed to have a lot of gumption.

    • @mo_munir3474
      @mo_munir3474 Год назад +66

      ​@threethrushes Apparently his appearance on dragons den did some serious damage. His customers didn't like his attitude.

    • @samjohns3227
      @samjohns3227 Год назад +36

      Thanks for the update, he is the sort of person that doesn't listen properly to sound advice so I'm not surprised, he is far too arrogant and conceited to make a business work long term so that it generates a value of 1 billion!! I think Peter offered him 2 million (hypothetically) which he turned down, that's probably the '90 million' he is referring to!!!

  • @gozzythebat
    @gozzythebat 5 лет назад +1637

    Random Dragons Den clips appeared in my recommendations, and now I'm binge watching them 😂

  • @munahassan2479
    @munahassan2479 5 лет назад +1729

    This guy was made for The Apprentice 😂

    • @O789ful
      @O789ful 5 лет назад +40

      Muna Hassan only to get fired by Lord Sugar

    • @marisection2338
      @marisection2338 5 лет назад +7

      Muna Hassan big facts

    • @LennyAliyah
      @LennyAliyah 4 года назад +31

      He would probably fire Lord sugar 😂

    • @MrJamberee
      @MrJamberee 4 года назад +6

      He wouldn’t last one show. He’s a clown.

    • @seanocansey2956
      @seanocansey2956 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😭

  • @davidreeves5912
    @davidreeves5912 5 лет назад +1525

    “We’ll meet again”
    Yeh when you’re delivering his Chinese.

    • @gc9525
      @gc9525 5 лет назад +5

      Lol

    • @princeprince6314
      @princeprince6314 5 лет назад +1

      Lol more like you be delivering this guys Chinese in your micra

    • @TheAuroraGalore
      @TheAuroraGalore 5 лет назад +3

      Umm this company is now valued at 100 mil so I mean eat your words 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @princeprince6314
      @princeprince6314 5 лет назад +2

      @@TheAuroraGalore lol how do u know that

    • @TheAuroraGalore
      @TheAuroraGalore 5 лет назад

      @@princeprince6314 do like a 2 min google search!

  • @ryancodrai487
    @ryancodrai487 2 года назад +200

    Debra was so kind and respectful to him despite his dreadful pitch. It would have been so easy for her to really belittle him, but she didn't.

  • @DanteVaccino
    @DanteVaccino 5 лет назад +2477

    This guy didnt wash for four days because hes so busy, but he handles food?
    Ew

    • @davidmg1925
      @davidmg1925 5 лет назад +22

      haha
      nice one

    • @hasanqadan6079
      @hasanqadan6079 5 лет назад +13

      Danny Butler that’s what I was thinking

    • @marksmales2204
      @marksmales2204 5 лет назад +11

      I know right! Health & Safety!.

    • @sexyhomeowner9345
      @sexyhomeowner9345 5 лет назад +7

      As long as his hands were clean and he was in whites then it is not really a problem.

    • @DanteVaccino
      @DanteVaccino 5 лет назад +10

      @Redblade Kind of unsettling really 🤢

  • @BewleyUK9
    @BewleyUK9 4 года назад +486

    Some of my favorite quotes:
    - I'm an evolved dragon.
    - Every Tom, Dick and Harry.
    - I licked the desk.

  • @JasonX2
    @JasonX2 5 лет назад +1181

    Funny, but something about him tells me he's not a good guy. Wouldn't trust him for a second.

    • @samirmouladad6633
      @samirmouladad6633 5 лет назад +22

      Pilkie101
      Yeaaaahhh there’s something about him

    • @cassiesadz352
      @cassiesadz352 5 лет назад +26

      Samir Mouladad its his eyes

    • @stephenmeinhold5452
      @stephenmeinhold5452 5 лет назад +78

      @BigFatBoi he is arrogant and argumentative and way to hyped, you need a cool head and a clear plan, not just an adamant mentality.

    • @BaldMancTwat
      @BaldMancTwat 5 лет назад +15

      Well the pitch wasn't very good at all. That's what made me dislike him. He also mentioned the fact that a company is objecting his trademark claim which was obviously staged but still.

    • @boobella899
      @boobella899 5 лет назад +28

      His ‘future fiancé’ is one stupid bitch

  • @kickstart7712
    @kickstart7712 2 года назад +1072

    They were looking for "I passed a health inspection" and he hit them with "I licked a desk" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I want to meet the girl that's willing to live in a car with this guy

    • @lNappa
      @lNappa 2 года назад +22

      LOOOOOL that finished me

    • @zubaabbas
      @zubaabbas 2 года назад +33

      you can't ... because ..... she died. while the evolved dragon was licking desks ...she suffocated to death in an over heated locked car that she couldn't get out of because the faulty doors only open from the outside. (attention: this was a joke, didn't really happen. i thought it was obvious, lol. sorry)

    • @kickstart7712
      @kickstart7712 2 года назад

      @@zubaabbas yo, is that for real?? A quick Google did not verify

    • @zubaabbas
      @zubaabbas 2 года назад +3

      @@kickstart7712 no, sorry. read my update

    • @Currie01
      @Currie01 Год назад +6

      He also doesn't wash

  • @SuperDougie89
    @SuperDougie89 5 лет назад +1567

    This guy definitely owns a 2004 white convertible Bmw M3.

    • @peach2832
      @peach2832 5 лет назад +44

      SuperDougie89 cant forget the black alloys too

    • @msblessed8568
      @msblessed8568 5 лет назад +34

      With tints & a private plate that says......... ???? lool

    • @amandas3252
      @amandas3252 5 лет назад +2

      SuperDougie89 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sinista6536
      @sinista6536 5 лет назад +79

      SuperDougie89 Nah, he owns a 1 series diesel but he’s debadged it and put fake eBay M sport badges on it

    • @crackedonacid4756
      @crackedonacid4756 5 лет назад +4

      He actually got offered £90 million for his business

  • @Yamezzzz
    @Yamezzzz 4 года назад +437

    "I licked the desk"
    I think he was trying to make sure that last little bit of cocaine scraped on the desk didn't go to waste.

    • @TheMissKizmet
      @TheMissKizmet 4 года назад +7

      JamesTavRule 😂😂😂🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼😂😂😂

    • @grantswan8525
      @grantswan8525 4 года назад +2

      think he is mentally ill

    • @paulhope3401
      @paulhope3401 4 года назад +7

      I was thinking 'total cokehead' as well... interesting that you got that exact same vibe.

    • @stevenrose819
      @stevenrose819 4 года назад +3

      He looks like he may be on a bit of comedown like I was thinking that

    • @RustyAndroid
      @RustyAndroid 4 года назад +3

      @@paulhope3401, I was thinking steroids myself. It could be a combination of both coke and steroids.

  • @thelaurels13
    @thelaurels13 Год назад +86

    “I’ve suffered a lot, I didn’t have a wash for 4 days because I was THAT busy”. 😂😂😂

    • @cold485
      @cold485 6 месяцев назад +1

      Bro😂😂😂four days 😂😂😂

    • @dairymilkbaraddict90
      @dairymilkbaraddict90 6 месяцев назад +6

      Imagine flexing about that 😂. Also homeless people wash in gym bathrooms and stuff ffs

  • @lolnickfox
    @lolnickfox 4 года назад +2136

    As an American making my way through all of these Dragon's Den clips, this one is, by far, my favorite so far. HAVE YOU EVER MET SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO BE A BILLIONAIRE?!

    • @KSGomez88
      @KSGomez88 3 года назад +42

      I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!

    • @ArcaneAnouki
      @ArcaneAnouki 3 года назад +90

      "We'll meet again." 😌
      🤡

    • @ChaseEverything
      @ChaseEverything 3 года назад +92

      You missed the bit "have you ever met someone who wants to be that ambitious and '*he wants to be free from life*' and be a billionaire" 🤣🤣

    • @SekaiNoGaijin
      @SekaiNoGaijin 3 года назад +76

      People are watching these from all over the world. Why Americans and only Americans always announcing their country of origin in the comments? What value or direction does it add to their comments? What is the logic behind it?

    • @xavier01110
      @xavier01110 3 года назад +37

      @@SekaiNoGaijin he's an American you know what their kind are like they always want to be the centre of attention

  • @zonda7178
    @zonda7178 5 лет назад +743

    “I haven’t washed in 4 days”
    10 minutes later
    “I licked the desk”

    • @myfairlahey5738
      @myfairlahey5738 5 лет назад +15

      they already knew that - they could smell him from across the room

    • @giorgig4828
      @giorgig4828 5 лет назад +11

      @@myfairlahey5738 nah he probably sprays on half a bottle of cologne every morning

    • @MrJoshua1875
      @MrJoshua1875 4 года назад +2

      @@giorgig4828 stolen cologne

    • @volundrfrey896
      @volundrfrey896 4 года назад +4

      @@MrJoshua1875 Stolen counterfeit cologne.

    • @cortez1359
      @cortez1359 4 года назад

      @@volundrfrey896 lol thought the same thing

  • @siyamjwara6305
    @siyamjwara6305 3 года назад +864

    this guy must stop listening to motivational speakers, and start being technical about entrepreneurship

    • @ibrahimsankoh7509
      @ibrahimsankoh7509 2 года назад

      😆😆😆

    • @lucyw.7597
      @lucyw.7597 2 года назад +16

      Absolutely! He's one of those salesman types who stands in front of the mirror every morning doing affirmations on how great he is!

    • @MarufHossain-ft5iv
      @MarufHossain-ft5iv 2 года назад

      Saw in news he is worth 90 million. His business succeeded.

    • @TBEASTchannel
      @TBEASTchannel 2 года назад +3

      @@MarufHossain-ft5iv I’ve just checked and it’s incorrect, he was offered £90million but he turned it down, he had to sell his car & home to stay afloat, it’s proper sad & hope he bounces back 😞

    • @shutupntakemymoni
      @shutupntakemymoni Год назад +3

      @@TBEASTchannel Wouldn't be surprise if he pulled that "90 million deal" bs out of his rear though. So many red flags about his claims.

  • @Charles.Wright
    @Charles.Wright 11 месяцев назад +87

    It takes a big man to humble himself and ask lesser evolutions for help. Props to this man!

  • @Scrubworks
    @Scrubworks 5 лет назад +994

    The piece of paper just said "ProGains trademarked by Marco" in crayon.

  • @ixopo6715
    @ixopo6715 3 года назад +577

    Marco is aggressively enthusiastic and wants financial success so badly that it is affecting his character, but not in a nice way.. .

    • @bluesEvanskro
      @bluesEvanskro 3 года назад +9

      Nah he’s just a brummie, he’s one of us

    • @huskiehuskerson5300
      @huskiehuskerson5300 2 года назад

      You should be willing to murder for the grind that will one day make you wealthy

    • @Lazurath101
      @Lazurath101 2 года назад +35

      He seems like he wants a quick-fix for getting rich without understanding any of the tact or patience that goes into building a business.

    • @ismayb754
      @ismayb754 2 года назад +4

      @@Lazurath101 100%

    • @hivaladeen4892
      @hivaladeen4892 2 года назад +18

      @@Lazurath101 He’s defo the kind of guy to do run everything up really quickly to make it look great short term and then get embroiled in some accounting scandal later down the line to mask up everything when things aren’t going his way because he’s too scared of looking weak

  • @anonony9081
    @anonony9081 4 года назад +472

    "I need $20 million to be happy, $2million isn't enough" this is the kind of thinking that kills so many entrepreneurs. They aren't satisfied running a small-medium company that is profitable, they have to try and be the next amazon or microsoft and it kills them

    • @RustyClappers
      @RustyClappers 4 года назад +10

      He turned down 90M pounds for it

    • @richardcrooks6713
      @richardcrooks6713 4 года назад +71

      @@RustyClappers, he claims he turned down 90 million pounds for it, there's no independent confirmation of that though, and I wouldn't take his word for it.

    • @jayaz9113
      @jayaz9113 4 года назад

      exactly!!

    • @sushimamba4281
      @sushimamba4281 4 года назад +22

      @@RustyClappers Just like he had the trademark approved in writing. I don't believe anything this guy says.

    • @RustyAndroid
      @RustyAndroid 4 года назад +11

      @@RustyClappers , No, the 90 million was a lie.

  • @crellercorps
    @crellercorps 10 месяцев назад +34

    Can you imagine how relieved everyone in his class was to see him go?

  • @EziosBladez
    @EziosBladez 4 года назад +1353

    I don't trust anyone who uses the word, pacifically, instead of specifically.

    • @DaevorTheDevoted
      @DaevorTheDevoted 4 года назад +33

      He didn't mean the ocean?

    • @funnyluckyducky1960
      @funnyluckyducky1960 3 года назад +35

      Specific ocean

    • @roxiesworldoffun2135
      @roxiesworldoffun2135 3 года назад +9

      Who's ak sing 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @caseylayton4898
      @caseylayton4898 3 года назад +3

      @WhatTheHell AmIDoingWithMyLife lmao you really thought this was necessary to type out? Don't do speed and try to post RUclips comments people. Lol

    • @bigshanemoment1574
      @bigshanemoment1574 3 года назад +1

      @@caseylayton4898 he's only trying to help someone out, what's wrong with that?

  • @timberry4709
    @timberry4709 3 года назад +1278

    "They feared my dominance."
    Dunning-Kruger is a hell of a drug.

    • @BEBAY
      @BEBAY 3 года назад +20

      The likes are from people who actually heard or know of this “effect”.

    • @Shatterhand2049
      @Shatterhand2049 3 года назад +9

      I burst out laughing at this. Nicely done.

    • @Señor-Donjusticia
      @Señor-Donjusticia 2 года назад +47

      I have no experience with this Dunning-Kruger drug, but I can tell you that I am one of the foremost experts on this subject!

    • @townfn
      @townfn 2 года назад +4

      @@Señor-Donjusticia jaja

    • @sjsjsjsjd1807
      @sjsjsjsjd1807 2 года назад +1

      Dunning Kruger had been disproved

  • @lookwhoscomin
    @lookwhoscomin 5 лет назад +278

    This guy: I haven't washed for 4 days
    Dragons: Is your kitchen clean
    This guy: Yes, I even licked it

    • @nmlking
      @nmlking 5 лет назад +1

      Except he said licked it because it wasn't clean and said this is what he SHOULD be able to do.....

    • @nmlking
      @nmlking 5 лет назад

      I know i literally just said his kitchen wasn't clean

  • @denaco
    @denaco Год назад +27

    for anyone wondering, he had to liquidate the company in and around 2018 after sales dried up and couldn't afford to pay staff and company debts etc.

    • @samjohns3227
      @samjohns3227 Год назад +5

      Someone else mentioned he had to sell his car and home!

  • @callum8792
    @callum8792 5 лет назад +1308

    Sounded like a primary school kid giving a presentation to his class

    • @uthred69
      @uthred69 5 лет назад +23

      yeah his explaination is actually horrible. maybe mixed his words but yeah very muddled

    • @nuck-
      @nuck- 5 лет назад +25

      He definitely has the brain of a child... What a mess that pitch was...

    • @robertblack3867
      @robertblack3867 5 лет назад

      @@uthred69 yeah and so is explaination

    • @abdur3662
      @abdur3662 5 лет назад +9

      @@nuck- how does he have the brain of a child? Cause of confidence, dedication, and commitment to succeed more than the average person?

    • @dave101t
      @dave101t 5 лет назад +9

      @@uthred69 he wasn't as 'pacific' as he could 'ov' been.

  • @dantruth7406
    @dantruth7406 3 года назад +1049

    “They feared me” No, they were trying to be nice! They could have absolutely obliterated him but they held back out of compassion

    • @CPTZK11
      @CPTZK11 3 года назад +11

      Error no they couldn't say much more besides his personal psychological issues because his business turned over 250k in less than its 1st year!

    • @mistercat5300
      @mistercat5300 2 года назад +31

      @@CPTZK11 Well that is not that impressive to the other investment they did. It is called risk for a reason. He was clearly not saying the truth and as an investor that is a red flag. There are way better things to invest with better people so better them than him.

    • @huskiehuskerson5300
      @huskiehuskerson5300 2 года назад +25

      @@mistercat5300 apparently he was offered 90 million euros for his company but he turned it down saying it's worth 1 billion euros and now he's been screwed

    • @dreamybull1509
      @dreamybull1509 2 года назад +5

      @@CPTZK11 no trademark, offering 5% when it should be 12.5%

    • @kickstart7712
      @kickstart7712 2 года назад +9

      @@CPTZK11 did it, though? That's according to his 'accountant' who also said he had a trademark. I was waiting for him to show them his books and it actually say £250 😂

  • @kenjamin1439
    @kenjamin1439 4 года назад +1123

    Just because you didn’t shower for 4 days because you were “busy” doesn’t make you an entrepreneur, that makes you nasty lol

    • @ddd2ify
      @ddd2ify 4 года назад +40

      I used to do this out of lazyness...

    • @rking6247
      @rking6247 3 года назад +29

      @@ddd2ify
      I still do it out of lazyness......

    • @alexiyahxoxo1377
      @alexiyahxoxo1377 3 года назад +12

      Lol I wash myself at least once everyday and have to shower every day I feel disgusting if I don’t

    • @a-k9161
      @a-k9161 3 года назад +13

      He did that because he was homeless and he had nowhere to shower himself.
      In other words we have no choice.

    • @taniaABal
      @taniaABal 3 года назад +11

      If he had said: "I didn't shower for 4 days because I was living in my car" I would have felt something for him but he just sounds lazy and nasty tbh

  • @Rando_Shyte
    @Rando_Shyte Год назад +41

    When he handed Deborah a single printed out on his home printer A4 sheet 😂😂😂

  • @bonjey1
    @bonjey1 5 лет назад +937

    I think he's been watching too many motivational videos on RUclips.

  • @anthonykartalyan9895
    @anthonykartalyan9895 4 года назад +957

    Marco: Dad can we get trademark
    Dad: We have trademark at home
    The Trademark at Home: Your application has been submitted.

  • @owtinoz
    @owtinoz 4 года назад +156

    He is the type of guy you havent spoken to in 10 years and then sends you a facebook message asking if youd like to hear a business proposition to become your own boss

  • @RealRushinRussian
    @RealRushinRussian 2 года назад +37

    This is every motivational quote and life coach school condensed into a sentient human being

    • @bjvu9460
      @bjvu9460 4 месяца назад +2

      He is what they call a do-er . Its not that he is arrogant but his personality is that way and he will be a great sales man if he works for someone else

    • @MissysDomain
      @MissysDomain 3 месяца назад

      He definitely fist pumps in the mirror! 😅

  • @makhan200007
    @makhan200007 5 лет назад +805

    Update. Business was liquidated sometime in 2018. The owner is a joke.

    • @nekomochi486
      @nekomochi486 5 лет назад +13

      Oh my god lol

    • @seanjosephhayes
      @seanjosephhayes 5 лет назад +14

      Is that actually true? Or you just joking around? Haha

    • @paulanthony5274
      @paulanthony5274 5 лет назад +5

      Is that true mo or you just jesting brother

    • @fredstaples3937
      @fredstaples3937 5 лет назад +70

      www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/showbiz-tv/dragons-den-reject-worth-90m-13806991
      Arrogant.

    • @manticorephoenix
      @manticorephoenix 5 лет назад +61

      @@fredstaples3937 that article is hard to read, he just stacks more lies onto lies with it, "oh I'm glad they didn't accept my offer cause I'm doing much better without them" or "I'm glad I didn't accept the 90 million offer as I think it's worth more but I wish I had a tenth of that about now" yeah I bet you would after you sold your houses and car and have to drive your girlfriend's (not fiancee or wife) car

  • @insertname1014
    @insertname1014 4 года назад +849

    Licking that desk in his kitchen was what started Coronavirus.

  • @exildur
    @exildur 5 лет назад +542

    I feel like the producers decided they needed an extra boost of viewers so they booked the most mentally unstable guy they could find lol. This is great TV.

    • @SwazersC
      @SwazersC 5 лет назад +12

      most self-made millionaires and genius people have issues. I guess your a safe little sheep who works the slave job and does as your told. Good luck you will get no were in life.

    • @mm231106
      @mm231106 5 лет назад +24

      Swazer Swazers make assumption, attack assumption = good argument

    • @leonardssenkindu5802
      @leonardssenkindu5802 5 лет назад +2

      Exildur lol, your shade 😂😂😈

    • @BillBiggs1
      @BillBiggs1 5 лет назад +3

      Exildur he would be good on lord sugars apprentice though

    • @Carmine_Lupertazzi
      @Carmine_Lupertazzi 5 лет назад +15

      Swazer Swazers Jesus Christ, how have you managed to survive this long with your level of literacy?

  • @KinnArchimedes
    @KinnArchimedes 10 месяцев назад +16

    "I'll be honest with you, I didn't even look at it" 😂

  • @gezatherton1071
    @gezatherton1071 5 лет назад +542

    He’s well balanced. He’s got a chip on both shoulders...

  • @toffeelatte6042
    @toffeelatte6042 4 года назад +555

    The dragons were extremely nice to him considering how brash he was.

    • @DocBree13
      @DocBree13 4 года назад

      L S agreed!

    • @Alex-jg2bc
      @Alex-jg2bc 4 года назад +13

      Kevin O'Leary would've eaten him alive

    • @that1guy866
      @that1guy866 4 года назад +22

      They fear his dominance, obviously

    • @tomabbott5259
      @tomabbott5259 4 года назад

      You said it

    • @skibi2640
      @skibi2640 4 года назад +3

      He got an offer of 90 million for his company.

  • @lowrytv6736
    @lowrytv6736 4 года назад +293

    The type of guy who is in a bar and when somebody bumps into them accidentally they say ''watch it bro or you'll be leaving here in an ambulance''

    • @donalmulvey8743
      @donalmulvey8743 3 года назад +12

      Had that and worse one night, bumped into a girl in a packed nightclub....apologised profusely and she was like, its ok no problem....all smiles and about to move on past eack other. Her boyfriend sucker punches me and attempts to beat the crap out of me.....I just comtained him till he ran out of swinging steam, had so many opportunities to knock him senseless, he had no guard up. I just made suck he punched air till he tired out. Guess what one and only country’s men act like that? England obviously and specifically.

    • @TheSteven123321bbgbg
      @TheSteven123321bbgbg 3 года назад +11

      @@donalmulvey8743 😂😂😂😂 so many opportunities to knock him senseless ... course you did mate. Liar

    • @andylumsden9863
      @andylumsden9863 3 года назад +1

      @@TheSteven123321bbgbg 😂😂

    • @janesmith5665
      @janesmith5665 3 года назад +1

      @@donalmulvey8743 So he was still swinging but had no guard up. Hoookay

    • @RaiderDave-xe1pn
      @RaiderDave-xe1pn 3 года назад +11

      @@donalmulvey8743 I reckon the real story is that thought you could touch up a woman in a nightclub and get away with it, she told her boyfriend who gave you a beating in return, On the way home to your bedsit you probably rewrote the story in your head where you came out on top. Kinda sad really.

  • @matthiaszielinski2343
    @matthiaszielinski2343 2 года назад +40

    Binging these dragons den episodes plus reading the comments afterwards is pure gold

  • @TeamPhantomAlpha
    @TeamPhantomAlpha 3 года назад +807

    “I’ve worked so hard, I’ve suffered a lot, I didn’t have a wash for 4 days”
    Mate those are rookie numbers, I didn’t wash for 2 weeks due to depression.

    • @bearbonesphones4686
      @bearbonesphones4686 3 года назад +48

      Chris I hope you got the love you deserve home slice. 🙏🏼✝️

    • @nikkij4873
      @nikkij4873 3 года назад +35

      I didn't wash for 2 weeks because it's covid season at home so who gives a s***! LOL

    • @matthewsmythsmyth3390
      @matthewsmythsmyth3390 3 года назад +4

      I didn't wash coz I know how strong my skin flora is, I didn't wanna wash it off🤣😂😂

    • @JewTube001
      @JewTube001 3 года назад +21

      you're the rookie. back when i wanted to kill myself i didnt shower for an entire year. and then i only showered because they forced me to in the mental ward.

    • @nikkij4873
      @nikkij4873 3 года назад +3

      @@JewTube001 omg I know! Mental institutions are OBSESSED with making you shower all the freakin time. It's like, "Dude, I'm IN here because I'm depressed. Buzz off!”"

  • @texanplayer7651
    @texanplayer7651 4 года назад +2134

    This guy is the typical person who wants to prove he's an alpha. That's called inferiority complex.

    • @Dbjjr26
      @Dbjjr26 4 года назад +1

      Could be true

    • @misterJ420
      @misterJ420 4 года назад +8

      Pretty much

    • @joeevans6927
      @joeevans6927 4 года назад +62

      Exactly! He comes off looking and sounding like he gets permission from his girlfriends boyfriend to have a piss.

    • @BJJPaulos74
      @BJJPaulos74 4 года назад +25

      LOL true, he stunk of beta male the moment he started speaking. Trying far too hard to prove he's someone because he's sold a few snacks when that isn't his objective when looking for an investment in his startup. Also, the Aya Napa bit gave it away & don't get me started on that they're scared of me, evolved dragon thing, dude is straight-up restraining order tackle >)

    • @DDuMas
      @DDuMas 4 года назад +29

      Yep, a fake alpha. A real alpha just is, they don't have to act it and people just like them and gravitate to them, which is why they're an alpha, a leader. A fake alpha throws their weight around and acts the bully.

  • @jakeso7737
    @jakeso7737 5 лет назад +279

    He reminds me of this kid from school who just wouldn’t shut up when the teacher was telling him off 🤣🤣

    • @jakeso7737
      @jakeso7737 5 лет назад +1

      Tai Chi Tube it’s not that deep fella.

    • @nifralo2752
      @nifralo2752 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah if you don't like free speech go to Syria or China

    • @killerbee8892
      @killerbee8892 5 лет назад +8

      Tai Chi Tube but you can make them leave your classroom/conference room.

    • @pomegranateemporium
      @pomegranateemporium 5 лет назад +2

      Omg this is so accurate 😂

    • @BabyYoda420
      @BabyYoda420 5 лет назад

      Facts hahahahaha

  • @johnmiller0000
    @johnmiller0000 Месяц назад +5

    "I've suffered a lot. I've slept in my car and not washed for 4 days."
    Wow. Tough life.

  • @silverreverence6176
    @silverreverence6176 3 года назад +392

    love how he really thinks they feared him when they spent the entire time laughing at him

    • @randomer9511
      @randomer9511 Год назад +15

      Ya the collective billion pound worth of highly successful business moguls fear mr pro gains 😂

    • @aarengaud
      @aarengaud Год назад +7

      @@randomer9511 prograins*

  • @cyanidepanda
    @cyanidepanda 5 лет назад +241

    "I'm a bigger dragon"
    "I'm an evolution of what they are"
    He says after begging for money unsuccessfully

    • @achancery10
      @achancery10 5 лет назад +1

      He definitely didn’t beg. He asked for investment

    • @emmidiallo2154
      @emmidiallo2154 5 лет назад +6

      LadyGaGa is hot Asking is not the same as begging

    • @Akmak
      @Akmak 5 лет назад

      erm his renamed company is now worth 90+ million lol so stfu

    • @boomerhgt
      @boomerhgt 5 лет назад

      Akmak Did he fuck he's back in his car

    • @itemushmush
      @itemushmush 5 лет назад +3

      @@Akmak lol hi marco

  • @kevincarter4163
    @kevincarter4163 5 лет назад +335

    Could you imagine working for him!?
    What a horrible experience that would be

    • @SkaterBlades
      @SkaterBlades 5 лет назад +39

      Yep, you wipe the surface of the kitchen down and he comes in and licks the entire thing

    • @INEEDUTOWAKETHEFUP
      @INEEDUTOWAKETHEFUP 5 лет назад +5

      I think if i did work there i think i'd burst out into laughter when he left the room!... like "bro??😮... *wtf just happened?!!..Lmao😅😅"*

    • @meab12
      @meab12 4 года назад +2

      If you came in feeling under the weather he'd lick you to make sure you were clean

    • @vivdoolan6846
      @vivdoolan6846 4 года назад +1

      @@SkaterBlades pmsl

    • @leishayoung4124
      @leishayoung4124 4 года назад +7

      He would micro-manage like crazy, ask you to do something, then forget he'd asked you to do it and blame you for anything that went wrong. I've worked for people like this before and it's a freakin' nightmare.

  • @franklinegbuche7097
    @franklinegbuche7097 2 года назад +20

    *I swear this guy totally entertained me for 13 minutes straight.*

  • @rubentoledano7952
    @rubentoledano7952 3 года назад +252

    Dragon: Is your kitchen clean?
    Control Freak: So let me tell you about the day I licked a desk

    • @ya00007
      @ya00007 3 года назад +2

      He must be a dragon.
      God blimey, he's in the wrong job. No wonder he's not getting anywhere.

  • @martinsteward38
    @martinsteward38 5 лет назад +489

    by the size of his pupils he obviously had a line before hand to give him a sharp business edge lol

    • @optimusprime4090
      @optimusprime4090 5 лет назад +11

      Or a bigger ego than alan sugar XD

    • @jasoncorr4619
      @jasoncorr4619 5 лет назад +15

      That’s what I was thinking too hahah. He’s been on the gear before this. Probably still had a gram in his pocket

    • @yournanontoast6180
      @yournanontoast6180 5 лет назад +8

      martin smith that kept him up for the four days

    • @xTheBossRules
      @xTheBossRules 5 лет назад +12

      That's how he does his 36 hour shifts

    • @MrJamberee
      @MrJamberee 4 года назад +5

      He’s a mental case. Can’t imagine trying to ask him how my investment is going.

  • @miguelzavaleta1911
    @miguelzavaleta1911 3 года назад +938

    If he was less combative and more realistic with his expectations, he may have gotten at least a couple offers.
    He actually had a solid business already -- those sales numbers are nothing to scoff at.
    The trademark thing is secondary, he can just change his name in a worst-case scenario, no big deal. He's just got such a grating personality...

    • @billyaepicgamer8642
      @billyaepicgamer8642 2 года назад +80

      I noticed that the Dragons/Sharks are more enticed by the person behind the product rather than the product itself.

    • @lax1992
      @lax1992 2 года назад +53

      If he´s telling the truth about the numbers, that is

    • @OhQueBacan
      @OhQueBacan 2 года назад +88

      @@billyaepicgamer8642 of course, you would not be able to work with someone like that, doesn’t matter how good the product

    • @estoylaroca
      @estoylaroca 2 года назад +3

      @@billyaepicgamer8642 Of course, and I mean just think about it. It's still not a successful business.
      The dragon/shark is going to work with the entrep to make it successful.
      And that's the difference between a dragon / shark and a bank.

    • @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock
      @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock 2 года назад +24

      You just fear him

  • @jamesashbaugh4320
    @jamesashbaugh4320 2 года назад +16

    So, he's s control freak running around screaming and licking everything like the desk?😳.....whoa. When he told Peter...."we'll meet again"......that gave me chills. Peter better have upped his security detail.

  • @Stokie09123
    @Stokie09123 4 года назад +606

    I would have declared myself out at “pacifically”

    • @matthinge789
      @matthinge789 4 года назад +48

      I was out at 0:24
      "Anyfink is possible"

    • @vegantina6565
      @vegantina6565 4 года назад +1

      Lol I caught that too

    • @antpaste
      @antpaste 4 года назад +1

      What a moron.

    • @C414AC
      @C414AC 4 года назад

      You’ve turned over a quarter of a million as well I presume?

    • @Stokie09123
      @Stokie09123 4 года назад +3

      Kathmandu Cat Sanctuary If making up that you’ve turned over a quarter of a million is actually the same as turning over a quarter of a million, then yeah I have. Even if he has turned over 250k, it means nothing without any context about his costs and net profit which he admitted later he hadn’t made one.
      Just like saying you have a trade mark when you don’t. You can even look at the trade mark case for this on google, he ended up paying GSK who own Maximuscle for the application process.
      This company is now liquidated and the guy was in the news about how he had to sell his home and car, which is a shame. But half of these deals fall through because when they do due diligence on the accounts the financial claims are often totally bogus.

  • @chrisfloyd6615
    @chrisfloyd6615 3 года назад +172

    He's the kind of guy who went on a rowing boat in a pond with his dad but tells people he went on a 14 million pound yacht in the middle of the ocean with Hugh Hefner

    • @MissTootle
      @MissTootle 2 года назад +2

      Spot on 😂😂😂

    • @tc98826
      @tc98826 Год назад +1

      "Thats just my mindset" aka delusional

  • @meganaxeliar
    @meganaxeliar 4 года назад +172

    He’s what you get if you read business inspirational quotes all day

  • @philipmann5317
    @philipmann5317 Год назад +9

    I was waiting for them to call security. This guy is way too intense for my comfort.

  • @pdmore123
    @pdmore123 4 года назад +519

    I bet the paper said “dis iz marcoz trdmrk” written in crayons

    • @iDehq
      @iDehq 3 года назад +8

      deserves more likes

    • @yamm7435
      @yamm7435 3 года назад +8

      Deserves to be 'PINNED' by Channel owner.

    • @pdmore123
      @pdmore123 3 года назад +2

      @@yamm7435 hahaha thank you sir

    • @pdmore123
      @pdmore123 3 года назад

      @@iDehq 😆😆

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 3 года назад +2

      I legit choked on my tea 😂

  • @DadGeekUK
    @DadGeekUK 4 года назад +292

    "They're dragons but I'm an evolved dragon"
    FOOLS! THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!! HAHAHAHAHA! 😂

  • @Orbitinbloom19018
    @Orbitinbloom19018 4 года назад +296

    He watched a little bit too much of the “entrepreneur hustler” vids

  • @crellercorps
    @crellercorps 10 месяцев назад +5

    "I haven't had a wash for four days."
    Ah, the perfect way to approach every life-changing investment.

  • @kiddfaith4397
    @kiddfaith4397 3 года назад +349

    “They feared my dominance”
    Bruh, you couldn’t put two sentences together without stuttering or correcting yourself.

    • @kiddfaith4397
      @kiddfaith4397 3 года назад +9

      @good day to you sir
      That or they’re full of themselves 😂

    • @paulharper4196
      @paulharper4196 3 года назад +7

      Same with those assholes that state out loud they are Alpha

    • @bananasinfrench
      @bananasinfrench 2 года назад

      @@paulharper4196 This guy definitely thinks he's an alpha male

  • @MrSunshine72
    @MrSunshine72 3 года назад +2766

    Is anyone else just binging all the Dragons' Den videos? 😂

    • @MrMarvel1991
      @MrMarvel1991 3 года назад +8

      yep

    • @marallenrondez2606
      @marallenrondez2606 2 года назад +47

      Honest got started with the pyramid scheme vid and now I'm hooked in almost everyday

    • @StarMama90
      @StarMama90 2 года назад +22

      I'm American, and it's much more interesting to me than our Shark Tank.

    • @NightFoxProductions
      @NightFoxProductions 2 года назад

      @@StarMama90 Okay? Then go watch that instead. And can people like you please stop announcing you are from this country. No one cares.

    • @rayokeefe715
      @rayokeefe715 2 года назад +1

      Yes,I am.

  • @RileyRedux
    @RileyRedux 5 лет назад +177

    There's a fine line between confidence and delusion, and this guy is 100 miles over the wrong side

    • @RileyRedux
      @RileyRedux 5 лет назад +2

      Tai Chi Tube no he didn't. I don't know why you made that up.

    • @jessicastrickland6696
      @jessicastrickland6696 5 лет назад +3

      @Tai Chi Tube Since the show he has become a con man (or most likely always was) uk.trustpilot.com/review/www.progainsmeals.com Make sure you give your mum your purse when you go out

    • @RileyRedux
      @RileyRedux 5 лет назад

      @@jessicastrickland6696 lmao

    • @tomothybahamothy
      @tomothybahamothy 5 лет назад +1

      @Tai Chi Tube why are you hitting yourself?

    • @DarkCreed
      @DarkCreed 5 лет назад

      When Peter Jones spoke, you can tell he was looking into a mirror. A mirror where he made the wrong choices.

  • @SeanH1984
    @SeanH1984 2 года назад +23

    “I’m an evolved dragon. It’s a powerful mindset that I’ve got, knowing that I’m an evolution of what they are”
    That was probably the greatest and most ridiculous statement I’ve ever heard in the Den 😂😂

    • @giantboop5189
      @giantboop5189 Год назад +1

      Marco was on the Andrew Tate mindset before it was popular

  • @wakingfromslumber9555
    @wakingfromslumber9555 5 лет назад +224

    “Does your restaurant kitchen have any hygiene certification? “
    “ My tongue does the testing, I lick everything clean “ ... 🤦‍♂️