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  • @Blackburn6969
    @Blackburn6969 2 года назад +1176

    Nilesh: "Everything is airtight, no pitfalls with the business"
    Also Nilesh: "Tax avoidance happened"

    • @tigerland4328
      @tigerland4328 Год назад

      👍🤣

    • @adamburke4738
      @adamburke4738 Год назад +16

      The second he said there were no pitfalls, he chose death.

    • @alexanderwood1010
      @alexanderwood1010 Год назад +4

      Also said had an anwser to everything

    • @randomchannel323
      @randomchannel323 Год назад +3

      Also Nilesh: Absolutely they will (netball on astroturf)

    • @zachwwwwwwwosofkd12949
      @zachwwwwwwwosofkd12949 11 месяцев назад +11

      Not surprising someone who commits tax evasion was over confident enough in themselves to do this

  • @EmperorsNewWardrobe
    @EmperorsNewWardrobe 5 лет назад +2603

    “They failed to realise”
    No mate, your dishonest evasiveness that broke their trust was the entire problem

    • @optimusprime4090
      @optimusprime4090 5 лет назад +80

      The cocky ones always blame the dragons... They likely learn their lesson later on I'm sure.

    • @HopelessSinner
      @HopelessSinner 4 года назад +33

      Exactly.
      And I bet he STILL believes he was treated unfairly by the dragons!

    • @pfokreniruphre1329
      @pfokreniruphre1329 4 года назад +11

      He was running around the bush

    • @player34536
      @player34536 4 года назад +4

      @@HopelessSinner Ikr

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 4 года назад +20

      Right?? The nerve of this guy! Arrogant little bugger.

  • @vangledosh
    @vangledosh 3 года назад +2651

    Even at the end he still didn’t realise that it was because of his dishonesty, not a mistake “millions of years ago.”

    • @nonvalidOT
      @nonvalidOT 3 года назад +16

      Shame culture, that's the root cause.

    • @52andattitude48
      @52andattitude48 2 года назад +89

      @@nonvalidOT What do you mean? Generally not paying taxes is pretty shameful & dangerous to an investor

    • @nonvalidOT
      @nonvalidOT 2 года назад +1

      @@52andattitude48 Shame culture is only applicable to other shame culture people that are known to the Primary. He doesnt care the dragons know, but he'd be ashamed if his family and friends knew.

    • @TheBuckteeth100
      @TheBuckteeth100 2 года назад +2

      Ehh my guy. It's been awhile since I've seen another creature in the wild.

    • @ShelledHandle
      @ShelledHandle 2 года назад +17

      @@nonvalidOT genuinely shouldn't have gone on a TV show where he would have to say that then

  • @joecrusher8502
    @joecrusher8502 5 лет назад +11392

    Why am I addicted to these videos?

    • @victorialouise9632
      @victorialouise9632 5 лет назад +153

      I'm thinking the same thing 🤣

    • @SarahJones-wy5us
      @SarahJones-wy5us 5 лет назад +136

      joe crusher Because these programmes are really interesting as well as entertaining as simple as that.

    • @wingchun6036
      @wingchun6036 5 лет назад +59

      I don't know what else to watch tbh!

    • @JerryMetal
      @JerryMetal 5 лет назад +161

      The thrill of seeing people being judged and potentially humiliated. Gordon Ramsey. Judge Judy. Dragon's Den.

    • @carolewilson1311
      @carolewilson1311 5 лет назад +8

      Victoria Louise same as me we sad...

  • @BlargGargle
    @BlargGargle 5 лет назад +2825

    "I have answers for all their questions"
    "Where's the 200k gone?"
    "Uh.... I don't have an answer for that...?"

    • @justinm2697
      @justinm2697 5 лет назад +172

      60 seconds later: "Oh THAT 200K... it was for unpaid taxes."

    • @harrylesueur
      @harrylesueur 5 лет назад +41

      "airtight" he said...

    • @spiritualfreedom5372
      @spiritualfreedom5372 4 года назад +14

      He could have just said its in a different account for the purpose of xyz

    • @spiritualfreedom5372
      @spiritualfreedom5372 4 года назад +5

      @mr red It's not a lie to keep information that makes you look bad private and it's never considered good business NOT to do this. He should have simply said that the money was legally invested in property connected to his family who have no involvement in his personal business and that would have been fine. What he should not have done was tell the dragons that the money in the form of owed-tax has been reclaimed by a government corporation due to his own dishonesty. Saying NOTHING would have been better than saying that, business-wise. If he stood there like a Penguin and said absolutely nothing, it would have been better than this, my good man

    • @spiritualfreedom5372
      @spiritualfreedom5372 4 года назад +7

      @mr red It doesn't matter what anyone's qualifications are if you say nothing they've got nothing. It's called a pitch for a reason. It's you against the competition and as much as you love the dragons, business is a game and this man played like a fool

  • @nancyhsu5565
    @nancyhsu5565 3 года назад +1167

    He is the definition of shady. He made a conscious error and still refuses to take responsibility, blaming the Dragons. He is infuriating.

    • @JMM111
      @JMM111 2 года назад +47

      And delusional, to walk in there and tell the cameras everything is airtight in the business when he knew full well it wasn't. Did he really think he could pull the wool over their eyes!? 😂 The Dragons eat, sleep, and breathe business! Unreal.

    • @nancyhsu5565
      @nancyhsu5565 2 года назад +12

      @@JMM111 Absolutely. I wonder if he knows the value of self-respect and integrity.

    • @lululacanuck3824
      @lululacanuck3824 28 дней назад

      @@nancyhsu5565How would he ever understand something he disdains? This creep has no sense of responsibility or accountability, nor ethics or integrity. He is an arrogant blowhard know it all. Will never be successful, zero people skills.

  • @CeeShelles
    @CeeShelles 4 года назад +1544

    "People can learn from their mistakes."
    Well typically if you learned from your mistakes, you would recall the details of said mistake.

    • @thabangkhatide
      @thabangkhatide 3 года назад +18

      Facts

    • @noobgoestrapping5084
      @noobgoestrapping5084 3 года назад +49

      Not even that, he kept just refusing to be out with it from the get-go, he keeps talking about "the mistake happened forever ago"
      Nah bro, the mistake happened like 4 minutes ago when you couldn't be straight with the people who could have handed you $100,000

    • @patman0250
      @patman0250 3 года назад +17

      Not to mention that was like his third mistake. The first one was not paying his taxes, second having them take over 200k from him, and third what's going there trying to lie to their faces about the numbers. Three strikes you're out.

    • @mariejames9962
      @mariejames9962 Год назад +1

      Even if he had he still lied through his teeth. He tried to not tell them hoping they wouldn't find out.

  • @stephenfox8685
    @stephenfox8685 5 лет назад +4667

    Who would invest in a guy who admits that he doesn't take authority well?

    • @jont2576
      @jont2576 5 лет назад +82

      Like Steve Jobs u mean?

    • @optimusprime4090
      @optimusprime4090 5 лет назад +31

      Jenny... That's who

    • @junaldinho100
      @junaldinho100 5 лет назад +125

      Well Peter was about to but it was his dishonesty was the deal breaker.

    • @MrJamberee
      @MrJamberee 5 лет назад +36

      This show is a parade of shady wankers who can’t be trusted in anything. Straight answers are hard to come by- they have to really work to get to the truth.

    • @dancourt1196
      @dancourt1196 5 лет назад +30

      that is how you become a business owner you don't bend the knee you become the knee that people bend too !

  • @rubyrowley9003
    @rubyrowley9003 3 года назад +2437

    Deborah is the best Dragon. No nonsense, clever, sees right to the heart of an issue. I love seeing her pick apart pitches like these 😂

    • @reflawed
      @reflawed 2 года назад +48

      Peter literally does the same, probably a whole lot better AND more technical with breakdowns… but whatever…lol…

    • @madliberal7710
      @madliberal7710 2 года назад +41

      I agree on average Deborah edges out all the Dragons but mostly it depends on the entrepreneur's pitch and product which Dragon really knows better if to make an offer or withdraws from offering.

    • @yamizakygo5869
      @yamizakygo5869 2 года назад +10

      she just finds any reason to not invest

    • @devanman7920
      @devanman7920 2 года назад +59

      Deborah and Peter seem to be miles ahead of the rest.

    • @deejudanne460
      @deejudanne460 2 года назад +6

      she also gets offended when people mention her hair being dyed

  • @andrewd6956
    @andrewd6956 5 лет назад +2022

    He failled to realise that he wasn't penalised for HMRC debacle, but for his dishonesty during his pitch. Straight up lies were spewed during his pitch.

    • @MrMongoose221
      @MrMongoose221 5 лет назад +104

      Exactly had he come out straight away when topic of accounts came up and said "I fucked up this happened that led to this but I've learnt heavily from it" but he just tried pull the wool over their eyes and hope they didn't notice 200k was missing.

    • @xXOniJahXx
      @xXOniJahXx 5 лет назад +70

      This guy is shady, thats why he didnt say he was penalized by HMRC. If he made this a strength, like he said it proves he came back from this hole, he would have gain respect for his honesty at least
      But he couldnt say it, because he is shady.
      And what did he think when he presented the figures ? They wouldnt ask about the 250k gap wtf dude

    • @Christopher_S
      @Christopher_S 5 лет назад +13

      I literally came to the comments to say the exact same thing. I couldn't have put this better myself.

    • @patman0250
      @patman0250 3 года назад +5

      No matter what form it comes in a lie will always be a lie.

    • @kevinprior3549
      @kevinprior3549 2 года назад +1

      It was literally one moment that screwed him. If he said he suffered a tax penalty or whatever it was then he may have been successful. I don't think he lied though... just terrified to admit it.

  • @ellehenry1125
    @ellehenry1125 5 лет назад +1073

    Peter is distraught that he didn’t get asked why he was so knowledgable about netball! 😂

    • @PlayMoreGolf-RipOff
      @PlayMoreGolf-RipOff 3 года назад +61

      Peter asks about Netball when it's a 5-a-side football product
      Guys comes on pitching vegan products and Peter asks why they don't ask him about his experience with beef! 🤣

    • @nifralo2752
      @nifralo2752 3 года назад +36

      @@PlayMoreGolf-RipOff lady come in pitching about bras
      Peter: where are the condoms

    • @PlayMoreGolf-RipOff
      @PlayMoreGolf-RipOff 3 года назад +10

      @@nifralo2752 Peter won’t go ‘in’ without one!

    • @jsequine927
      @jsequine927 2 года назад +9

      Yeah but without explaining why playing netball on Astroturf is not possible. "My daughter plays netball", "I have a black friend" blah blah blah

    • @syteanric
      @syteanric 2 года назад +7

      Thing is Peter isn't correct. There's medical research on affect on ligaments playing on various surfaces, concrete is one if the worst.
      Composite flooring is best

  • @ManCave1972
    @ManCave1972 3 года назад +329

    “It’s airtight. There’s no pitfalls with this business”
    “We defrauded HMRC for £200k”
    Who’d have thought it.

    • @robertoceferino1456
      @robertoceferino1456 Год назад +29

      They actually defrauded them for much more. The 200k was just the fine.

    • @ixurlife8062
      @ixurlife8062 7 месяцев назад +1

      Me 😂😂

    • @neilfenney-xk8cg
      @neilfenney-xk8cg 6 месяцев назад +2

      The fine was 200k so how much did he not declare??

    • @meltdownman8911
      @meltdownman8911 3 месяца назад

      Not quite. The penalty was 200k. We didn’t find out what the amount he didn’t declare was. Penalties are usually a multiple of the amount contested.

  • @kalibeltkalibelt7931
    @kalibeltkalibelt7931 5 лет назад +926

    RUclips getting pretty brave putting 2 ads at the start

    • @MinecraftianFlutterguy
      @MinecraftianFlutterguy 5 лет назад +16

      Well, in the middle for me. Thought the whole point of the 2 ad system is that you don't get mid rolls. But clearly not 😕

    • @deborah3932
      @deborah3932 5 лет назад

      Yess! 🤣🤣

    • @IRTG2006
      @IRTG2006 5 лет назад +3

      There’s only one ad for me and that’s like close to the end of the video

    • @harimorjaria6851
      @harimorjaria6851 5 лет назад +17

      And for that reason, I’m out

    • @aurelianspodarec2629
      @aurelianspodarec2629 5 лет назад +6

      Tell me guys, why don't you use ad block? Weird people.

  • @jamesmulla1442
    @jamesmulla1442 5 лет назад +935

    He still doesn't get it, he lost because of his presentation evasiveness not the million years ago mistake.

    • @spiritualfreedom5372
      @spiritualfreedom5372 4 года назад +22

      That's because he is a fool :)

    • @gobbledygoook
      @gobbledygoook 4 года назад +32

      Yes, they repeatedly told him what his mistake was and to learn from it, but in the end he still didn't get it

    • @sibionic
      @sibionic 3 года назад +15

      Tax avoidance isn't a 'mistake' it's deliberate fraud that was found out and in this instance he didn't get away with

    • @SubjectiveFunny
      @SubjectiveFunny 3 года назад +7

      @@sibionic As someone who has been on the wrong side of HMRC, mistakes happen man. Its all sinister, especially for people just starting out.

    • @thefiestaguy8831
      @thefiestaguy8831 3 года назад +10

      @@SubjectiveFunny Mistakes. Fine, to get a huge penalty of 250,000 pounds is not a "slight mistake" it's either a deliberate act or he's got some awful internet taught accountants.

  • @Mike-jl2kp
    @Mike-jl2kp 3 года назад +246

    "I cant work 9-5, I cant take direction from bosses" - not really what you want to hear when investing in someone

    • @erhhsdhh2099
      @erhhsdhh2099 4 месяца назад +5

      Agreed, why would you say that 😂

  • @HXLproductions
    @HXLproductions 5 лет назад +2304

    Former footballer from London, oh yeah he's used to tax evasion then

    • @gbt722
      @gbt722 5 лет назад +11

      I get your point, but actually they are charged very carefully their taxes, F.A and premier league well on top of it.

    • @BasicCoverMan
      @BasicCoverMan 5 лет назад +47

      @@gbt722 They're taxed under PAYE for their earnings as a player and that's fine but where the evasion (or usually avoidance in most cases) often comes in is is their image rights, sponsorship and non football investments. You just have to look at the number of football figures caught up in the movie rights and technology schemes to know it's outside of the FA and PL's control

    • @__baconboy__2530
      @__baconboy__2530 5 лет назад +31

      Most football clubs give players advice and help on evading tax by using offshore accounts and I’m sure majority of them go along with it. Nothing out of the ordinary at all.

    • @firewizzard86
      @firewizzard86 5 лет назад +8

      I think it was more dog and duck than Chelsea.

    • @TheComputec
      @TheComputec 5 лет назад +5

      @@gbt722 So there aren't players in the prem currently being investigated in connection with tax not being paid on transfer fee "dividends"...
      Also, while there might be tight rules, it is not something that is "under control" at all.
      www.itv.com/news/2019-01-21/record-number-of-footballers-under-investigation-by-hmrc-over-tax-avoidance/

  • @songforthemute8087
    @songforthemute8087 2 года назад +289

    Peter's face change and his reiteration after pitcher said "I'll let you continue" was beyond hilarious

    • @Kruitvat
      @Kruitvat Год назад +5

      And then the insincere backtracking he did right after.

    • @tmaddgh6962
      @tmaddgh6962 5 месяцев назад

      He doesn’t know how to talk. Muppet. He thinks he is talking in a night club. “I can only apologise about that”

  • @Michele1ELL
    @Michele1ELL Год назад +81

    I love how he tried to lie and say “maintenance “ and Deborah immediately picks up that something’s wrong

  • @matmagix3845
    @matmagix3845 3 года назад +664

    Actually even with hiding the mistake, it was more infuriating to my eyes that he did not know how much the penalty was to cover for. If you lost 200,000 due to a penalty, you would probably well remember the value that got you there in the first place. That makes me worry for accountability of funds.

    • @bobjohn2000
      @bobjohn2000 3 года назад +82

      He was being dishonest with it. Of course he knows, he just doesn't want to say. If he had been open about it, they would not've gone after him so hard.

    • @MrChelseabun
      @MrChelseabun 3 года назад +3

      @@bobjohn2000 exactly. He's a Shady little tosser. Wholly uninvestible.

    • @theempire00
      @theempire00 2 года назад +13

      He knew! He just wouldn’t tell them! LIAR

    • @achilliespelas3772
      @achilliespelas3772 2 года назад +7

      He basically hasn’t paid any tax on any of his income

    • @TBonerton
      @TBonerton Год назад +3

      Tax evasion is something each of these dragons have dealt with in their lifetime, whether of their own doing or through a partnership. The simple fact is Nilesh came off an untrustworthy in several areas, all relating to handling of funds. If you're hiding something during your pitch, what will you try to hide during operations?

  • @v1kku
    @v1kku 5 лет назад +1648

    "I guess they failed to realize that I lost everything and I still came back from it"
    - Man who tried to hide the fact that he lost everything and still came back from it.

    • @pfokreniruphre1329
      @pfokreniruphre1329 4 года назад +7

      But he was running around the bush

    • @pedrosilvaproductions
      @pedrosilvaproductions 3 года назад +32

      Nah mate, they realized all that. What he failed to realize is that he wasnt upfront about it, he didnt learn from it, he tried to avoid the truth

    • @LifeInPink999
      @LifeInPink999 3 года назад +12

      He should have been transparent about it because in the end if someone even decided to invest they would have known and may have changed their mind. I don't know him but when people do this the first impression is dishonesty and after is so difficult to change it.

    • @DP-je7sj
      @DP-je7sj 3 года назад +1

      realise*

    • @ebonimom6964
      @ebonimom6964 3 года назад

      @@DP-je7sj
      🤣 people from UK be like:

  • @jimbobcooter9874
    @jimbobcooter9874 3 года назад +168

    I'm in the U.S and have watched all these videos for a month straight. The accents make it even better. I love it lol

    • @Renegade322
      @Renegade322 3 года назад +16

      I think it goes beyond than just the accents, something about the demeanor of everything is so much nicer

    • @AdamXXXPl0x
      @AdamXXXPl0x 3 года назад +22

      Overall the show is much less dramatized than the US Shark Tank. It's like Kitchen Nightmares in the US vs Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares in the UK. Both have their place for sure

    • @Do_not_assume
      @Do_not_assume 3 года назад +9

      What is it about Americans having obsessions about the British accent? Have you heard the brommie accent?

    • @r3tr0gam3r89
      @r3tr0gam3r89 3 года назад +1

      @@Do_not_assume I think a lot of Americans just have a belief that we all have a very similar accent here, when really you can go from one town to the next and hear several very different accents!

    • @pmc9194
      @pmc9194 3 года назад +2

      @@Do_not_assume Going by the popularity of Peaky Blinders, I'd say probably.

  • @jamesvickery6158
    @jamesvickery6158 5 лет назад +2434

    Jenny: “so tell me about yourself”
    “Well I started when I was..-“
    Jenny: ”I’m out”

    • @Marcus51090
      @Marcus51090 5 лет назад +10

      James Vickery what is it she does ? Lol has she invested in any company’s lol

    • @MrSandhu0007
      @MrSandhu0007 5 лет назад +2

      James Vickery 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @325133
      @325133 5 лет назад +16

      @@Marcus51090 there was a gin manufacturing company once but other than that I'm not sure. Shes a banker apparently

    • @Derek.Joseph
      @Derek.Joseph 5 лет назад +2

      Old and not funny

    • @stewartboyle4910
      @stewartboyle4910 5 лет назад +8

      You know those cash machines you see in Off Sales shops?, the ones that charge per withdrawal is where she made her money.

  • @scubasteve6463
    @scubasteve6463 5 лет назад +501

    Where did all that money go?
    "😳Dont say hookers and blow. Dont say hookers and blow😳"

  • @alfiemitchell3026
    @alfiemitchell3026 4 года назад +287

    He literally turned the whole school playground into a football pitch. I’d be so pissed if that happened when I was in school

    • @sakura-q6e
      @sakura-q6e 4 года назад +7

      I know he might do it to my school worst uncle ever

    • @kermithdyer9301
      @kermithdyer9301 2 года назад +1

      jenny I think she got nothing to invest in any one why is she on it

    • @anglaismoyen
      @anglaismoyen Год назад +1

      You'd be drunk?

    • @bourbon2242
      @bourbon2242 Год назад +1

      @@anglaismoyen yes

  • @rockhardsolid3394
    @rockhardsolid3394 5 лет назад +364

    "I will always listen to my staff"
    So Peter is your employee now.... he really hasn't got over his authority issues.

  • @killamindz138
    @killamindz138 5 лет назад +384

    Just Jenny and Peter remaining
    Nilesh thinking to himself - "damn only one dragon left"

  • @Marc-uw4lw
    @Marc-uw4lw 3 года назад +111

    He perfectly demonstrated his “fixed mindset” at the end, by suggesting “I’m right, I’m the victim” and he probably also said they missed an opportunity, but I stopped watching 🤢 Young entrepreneurs, don’t be like this... You need a “growth mindset” to thrive! Starve the ego too...

    • @dickdastardly635
      @dickdastardly635 3 года назад +4

      I am suprised he didn't say they were Racist towards him. This type of person always use that excuse as a fall back.

    • @EnclosedPoolArea
      @EnclosedPoolArea 2 года назад

      @@dickdastardly635 Give it a rest

    • @MaxLennon
      @MaxLennon 2 года назад

      @@dickdastardly635 What type of person are you talking about?

    • @centerfield6339
      @centerfield6339 2 года назад +10

      ​@@dickdastardly635 probably best not to think in terms of types of people.

  • @Dynamoduck-nf4ws
    @Dynamoduck-nf4ws 5 лет назад +830

    “I’ve got the answers to all there questions”
    5 Minutes Later
    “I’m sorry but I don’t know the answer to this question”

    • @mohammedqadir1913
      @mohammedqadir1913 5 лет назад +15

      Dynamoduck 1234 thats what happens when ur overconfident

    • @progressivelife841
      @progressivelife841 5 лет назад +16

      @@mohammedqadir1913 and arrogant.

    • @CB-xr1eg
      @CB-xr1eg 5 лет назад +15

      He did have the answer, but he just didn't want to give it to them. Trust Deborah to suss him out!

    • @chaz8652
      @chaz8652 5 лет назад +1

      @@CB-xr1eg You are as dense as a neutron star

    • @Tallandcharming
      @Tallandcharming 5 лет назад +4

      *their

  • @sire5582
    @sire5582 5 лет назад +2055

    Before even watching I know Jenny's out.

  • @Tom_Roberts
    @Tom_Roberts 2 года назад +103

    Nothing gets past Deborah. An honest, ethical ,really smart businesswoman.

    • @JM-tj5qm
      @JM-tj5qm Год назад +12

      Ethical is a bit of a strong word.
      She was protecting her own interests by not associating with someone not trustworthy, that's it.

    • @BenjaminGoose
      @BenjaminGoose Год назад +17

      Calling a multimillionaire ethical is hilariously naive.

    • @dominicharvey6048
      @dominicharvey6048 Год назад +5

      All of these rich people know how to dodge tax but they know how to do it legally

    • @timothydraper6626
      @timothydraper6626 Год назад +4

      @@BenjaminGoose It depends both on how one defines 'multimillionaire' and 'ethical'.

  • @suelue8491
    @suelue8491 5 лет назад +418

    He's missing the point, it was his dishonesty that lost him the deal not the tax avoidance which he must have learned nothing from because he still cant be trusted.

    • @patman0250
      @patman0250 3 года назад +4

      Oh don't worry he knows that he's just trying to gain his sympathy points. But nobody's buying it.

    • @tmaddgh6962
      @tmaddgh6962 5 месяцев назад

      “The tax is all paid up”.

  • @asbrozek64
    @asbrozek64 5 лет назад +2098

    "Everything is airtight. I have the answers to all their questions."
    "Do you pay taxes?"
    *surprised pikachu face*

    • @tubester4567
      @tubester4567 5 лет назад +60

      Everyone knows Indian businesses pay no tax.

    • @OxySempra
      @OxySempra 5 лет назад +37

      tubester4567 hope you are being sarcastic. If not, please seek help.

    • @h.h.m8225
      @h.h.m8225 5 лет назад +3

      Hehehehe

    • @netweed09
      @netweed09 5 лет назад +2

      LOOOOLLLLLL ded,, no wait, must laff some moarr!

    • @tanmingsung9228
      @tanmingsung9228 5 лет назад +15

      The only way he would have gotten such a high tax penalty is that he never disclosed any profits.If ur running a business with no profits over 2 years, you're seriously asking to get caught. No business would logically run for years without profits. This guy is an outright scammer. He would have scammed investors monies. If I ever invested in someone like this make sure you have someone you can trust inside plus your own accountants and auditor.

  • @liddybug8311
    @liddybug8311 2 года назад +63

    I love that Peter could have just said he's out but made sure to tell him he would have invested if he had told the truth lmao this is why Peter is so entertaining 🤣🤣

    • @AnonimatosTM
      @AnonimatosTM 6 месяцев назад +1

      It was a message to any future entrepreneurs on the show. "Mistakes I understand, trying to play me for a fool, not a chance"

  • @TheRealHarsjan
    @TheRealHarsjan 5 лет назад +2938

    I'm sure I bought weed from this guy behind a chicken shop in Illford

  • @allomali7807
    @allomali7807 5 лет назад +2437

    They all opted out because they can’t risk Hmrc looking into their affairs tooo!!!

    • @sugarpop7377
      @sugarpop7377 5 лет назад +13

      Allom Ali 😂

    • @stealthattack2209
      @stealthattack2209 5 лет назад +15

      LOL

    • @scrublord_val
      @scrublord_val 5 лет назад +16

      Definitely true 😂

    • @Professional_Youtube_Commenter
      @Professional_Youtube_Commenter 5 лет назад +77

      it was because of his lack of transparency, trying to state that he didn't know but was forced do drag it out and come across a bit deceptive.

    • @James-gg9lu
      @James-gg9lu 5 лет назад +53

      I'm guessing this is a joke? because they of all people will be fully up to speed with everything they need. They opted out because the guy had 10 mins of their time and chose to be confrontational and a lier. And why should any of them pay any more tax than they legally have to? some of the tax in this country is a joke

  • @OperaJH
    @OperaJH Год назад +16

    I love the way Tej just watches the entrepreneurs with hawk-like scrutiny. Then you can see his satisfaction when he knows, from the others questioning, he was right about his assessment.

  • @baders087
    @baders087 5 лет назад +261

    Me: You got any plans tonight?
    Jenny: I'm out.

  • @ReeceAdaz
    @ReeceAdaz 5 лет назад +402

    "I've got the answers to all their questions."
    later...
    "I'll be honest, I don't have the answer to that question."

    • @marcuscross8051
      @marcuscross8051 5 лет назад +17

      In a situation like this, there's nothing worse than misplaced self confidence. And I'm so surprised that he went into this without realising they were going to ask about the numbers. He knew everything about the business itself, but nothing about the numbers. And business is all about the numbers.

    • @onetimebear5681
      @onetimebear5681 5 лет назад +10

      @@marcuscross8051 he knew about the numbers. He just didn't want to admit them

    • @Spirit444
      @Spirit444 5 лет назад +2

      @One Time Boar, Absolutely bang on, he is not good at being Elusive at ALL.................................

    • @marcuscross8051
      @marcuscross8051 5 лет назад

      @@Spirit444 Maybe that's even worse actually. It's one thing to not know something. It's another to be a liar, a bullshitter. Someone who doesn't know something, they can learn what they need to know for future business situations. But someone who is prepared to lie to you is definitely not someone to go into business with.

  • @avengermkii7872
    @avengermkii7872 Год назад +30

    If someone can't even remember what happened to their own money, I'd be extremely scared. If I lost $250k, i would definitely remember how and why it happened

    • @miso-ge1gz
      @miso-ge1gz Год назад +6

      i lost 70 euro ""investing"" a few years ago and i still can't get it out of my head

    • @madMARTYNmarsh1981
      @madMARTYNmarsh1981 Год назад +4

      ​@@miso-ge1gzI lost a £10 note when I was 14, I'm 42 now. I remember it and hope I'll find that £10 one day 😂

  • @goldeneddie
    @goldeneddie 5 лет назад +635

    Please don't ruin it by showing the key moment at the beginning before the video even starts - it's like telling us the punchline before a joke!

    • @vooveks
      @vooveks 5 лет назад +14

      So annoying! It's not like the program has much else but those bits. Weird.

    • @goldeneddie
      @goldeneddie 5 лет назад +21

      @@vooveks Yep, you're absolutely right. I think it's all part of this general dumbing down in tv. You know, 'Make sure you show the exciting bit in the first 5 seconds of they'll lose concentration'.

    • @vooveks
      @vooveks 5 лет назад +8

      @@goldeneddie That's exactly what it is. Television for people with the attention span of toddlers. I'm all for entertainment, but they could dial it back a bit.

    • @goldeneddie
      @goldeneddie 5 лет назад +4

      @@vooveks Absolutely. The dumbing down crept in with reality tv shows like Big Brother, when it would show 10:29 on the clock and 3 people in the kitchen plus 5 in the garden but a voice would have to tell us 'Ten twenty-nine. Three people are in the kitchen and five are in the garden'. Great if you're blind. Or just plain stupid!

    • @jdc4316
      @jdc4316 5 лет назад +1

      goldeneddie 😂😂 fair enough but I think you’re a little high hahah

  • @1501Anne
    @1501Anne 5 лет назад +432

    Even at the very end, rather than admitting he made a mistake, he carries on about how hard he's had it, what a victim!

    • @sakura-q6e
      @sakura-q6e 4 года назад +4

      He’s.my uncle be meaner

    • @gilbertdaroy6080
      @gilbertdaroy6080 3 года назад +8

      Character is destiny. He'll still be the dodgey, evasive, slimy scammer that he is 30 years from now, and in all probabilty behind cold, rusty, bars. I hope he doesn't get out.

    • @patman0250
      @patman0250 3 года назад +1

      Yep, big bad people bullying me for my past mistakes. Please give me sympathy.

    • @davidfade7397
      @davidfade7397 Год назад +2

      Typical narcissist. They love to play victim and don't take advice or criticism from anyone.

  • @Makainternational
    @Makainternational 4 года назад +95

    Debra and Peter are amazing! They are always on the ball. They would be the best to work with. At times they can be harsh, but always fair.

    • @downtheallotment
      @downtheallotment Год назад +1

      Peter had Debra are harsh? That’s a bit harsh. 😂 they are firm but fair

  • @manders5713
    @manders5713 5 лет назад +853

    “Last financial year we had a net profit of 80 trillion pounds”
    Jenny: “I’m out”

    • @sexpeare8947
      @sexpeare8947 4 года назад +5

      underrated comment 😂😂

    • @player34536
      @player34536 4 года назад +5

      Well you can always lie to people. What may seem good now, even if it is true, can easily be bad in the wrong hands by future terms. His dishonest and evasive behaviour is quite a telling card. Anyone should know not to beat around the bush too much. 😂

    • @triple7marc
      @triple7marc 3 года назад +9

      @@player34536 I think you missed the joke

    • @player34536
      @player34536 3 года назад +3

      @@triple7marc oh yeah lol

    • @dhivakarsathyamurthy
      @dhivakarsathyamurthy 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @redknight1825
    @redknight1825 5 лет назад +750

    Jenny was relieved that she was given the reason to say "I'm out"

    • @simrag
      @simrag 5 лет назад +1

      I was just thinking that

    • @simrag
      @simrag 5 лет назад +6

      @Oluwafemi Oguntimehin haha its so true she never invests i dont know why she is a dragon so inexperienced

    • @mostbrutalvideos4612
      @mostbrutalvideos4612 5 лет назад

      Whats up with the jenny jokes ? Can someone explain

    • @paullambert8701
      @paullambert8701 5 лет назад +5

      Jenny is famous for having virtually never made a deal or even making an offer on this show. She says "I'm out" all the time and has hardly made a single investment. Hence the jokes. I was about to say that the ticking of a clock gives her reason to say "I'm out".
      It is nothing personal against the lady herself. It is just an observation of her extreme lack of participation.

    • @slinkiegirl2001
      @slinkiegirl2001 5 лет назад +1

      never seen her invest in anyone tbh

  • @mypillowguy445
    @mypillowguy445 5 лет назад +415

    "Hello, Dragons..."
    Jenny writes on pad: I'm out.

  • @DJ-ov2it
    @DJ-ov2it 5 лет назад +91

    He still thinks that they penalized him for that old mistake when it was literally explained to him that thats not the case, but rather about his dishonesty.

    • @sakura-q6e
      @sakura-q6e 4 года назад

      He is a mena uncle never go with me to his house

    • @DJ-ov2it
      @DJ-ov2it 10 месяцев назад

      I cannot BELIEVE that I already watched this AND commented on this 4 years ago.

  • @freelyricstouse
    @freelyricstouse 3 года назад +75

    So kind of him to let Peter continue.

    • @hotbambi2010
      @hotbambi2010 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂😂 lol sarcasm 😅

  • @SolvelawUk
    @SolvelawUk 5 лет назад +238

    Remember when you have nothing, you may still have your credibility. When that has gone...then you truly have nothing.

    • @braydauman1254
      @braydauman1254 5 лет назад +1

      👍🏼👍🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

    • @kcc1762
      @kcc1762 5 лет назад

      well said

    • @smith0779
      @smith0779 4 года назад +2

      Brilliant comment. I get fed up of liars in business. Be s8 talking no matter the situation you are in.

    • @cristifarbrown8429
      @cristifarbrown8429 4 года назад +4

      Your credibility heavily affects your income

  • @ALEXMGFASHION
    @ALEXMGFASHION 5 лет назад +388

    He seems a very dodgy man- I wouldn’t trust him with £10 let alone investing on him. More like he makes lots of money and do the run

    • @jed23ify
      @jed23ify 5 лет назад +18

      ALEX MG yea, I can sense that he was definitely was a dodgy character, the type to take your investment money and run for the hills........I’m out!

    • @sushimamba4281
      @sushimamba4281 5 лет назад +12

      Same here. My Dodgy BS Alarm started beeping as soon as I heard him speak.

    • @serbiansauvage
      @serbiansauvage 5 лет назад +7

      As the great Gordon Ramsay said; "I wouldn't even trust him to run my bath."

    • @sakura-q6e
      @sakura-q6e 4 года назад +5

      He is my uncle and your right he the worst

    • @finosuilleabhain7781
      @finosuilleabhain7781 4 года назад +1

      @@sakura-q6e Really?

  • @redblade8160
    @redblade8160 2 года назад +16

    He's not being honest about the missing £250,000 and to say that he does not know where its gone is obviously a lie and you can't go into business with someone like him!

  • @BasicCoverMan
    @BasicCoverMan 5 лет назад +83

    He just didn't get it, he wasn't penalised for a mistake from years ago, he was penalised for failing to mention it.

  • @jimmywoo2022
    @jimmywoo2022 5 лет назад +202

    I asked Jenny if she had a spare cigarette.
    Apparently she was out.

    • @vladimirlustblood9694
      @vladimirlustblood9694 5 лет назад +2

      I asked to borrow her lighter but apparently she was out also

    • @kylegarfield8119
      @kylegarfield8119 5 лет назад

      I rang her up to see if u could go round, she was out

    • @Pcash246
      @Pcash246 5 лет назад

      How would you ask her if she’s out? Shit joke

    • @_unkown_975
      @_unkown_975 5 лет назад

      Antiii lol

  • @deanivan3951
    @deanivan3951 4 года назад +27

    Right decision by the dragons! He showed his true colours at the end by playing the victim and totally acting like we didn't just see him trying to hide his tax evasion. Yeah the whole world's against him smh.

  • @captaincatvids
    @captaincatvids 5 лет назад +184

    4:28 - these poor youth services have had their public funding cut...
    8:16 - oh and I played my part by dodging the taxes that fund them now I want to profit from their need....
    David Cameron’s Big Society in action.

  • @user-xh6wc2zc7e
    @user-xh6wc2zc7e 5 лет назад +643

    Jenny: “You’ve got a wonderful product and for that reason, I’m out.”

    • @YoutubeCensorsYou
      @YoutubeCensorsYou 5 лет назад +18

      Your comment was very funny, and for that reason I liked it!

    • @jacker1880
      @jacker1880 5 лет назад +35

      Dejan im getting fucking sick and tired of comments like this, they’re not even funny anymore
      And for that reason, i’m out

    • @YoutubeCensorsYou
      @YoutubeCensorsYou 5 лет назад +6

      @@jacker1880 Humor is subjective. You didn't find it funny, I found it funny... and someone else may have gotten an erection... We all react differently.

    • @van.illa1929
      @van.illa1929 5 лет назад +1

      Dejan who gets an erection from a joke 😂

    • @jacker1880
      @jacker1880 5 лет назад

      Dejan Thank you for explaining to me how opinions work

  • @-kallz-6108
    @-kallz-6108 4 года назад +19

    “Absolutely no pitfalls with the business.” He says

  • @evilspeak5702
    @evilspeak5702 5 лет назад +146

    Car pulls up outside.
    Jenny: "I'm out".

  • @isthatujeebus
    @isthatujeebus 5 лет назад +191

    "Yeah, I ran my business so badly I got fined £200K. Can I have some money please?".

    • @spiritualfreedom5372
      @spiritualfreedom5372 4 года назад +5

      It's not even the situation of that that's the problem it's the why would you say that element. Lol

  • @josipcuric8767
    @josipcuric8767 4 года назад +31

    Why isn't anybody commenting how Deborah spotted that gap? Really shows that they put a lot of thought and clearly are professionals.

    • @marigoldbells9581
      @marigoldbells9581 9 месяцев назад +3

      She's done this for several decades, I imagine spotting an error like that for her is equivalent to someone spotting a spelling mistake, she's that used to it

  • @JLingz515
    @JLingz515 5 лет назад +608

    Skip the little 20 seconds of highlights at the start mate - we wanna see the full story before we see the dragons tear them a new arsehole

    • @PortlandMan
      @PortlandMan 5 лет назад +21

      Being torn a new arsehole is a positive thing. It'll make shitting twice as fast.

    • @3666-z6l
      @3666-z6l 5 лет назад +1

      @@PortlandMan 😂😂

    • @Interknetz
      @Interknetz 5 лет назад +1

      @@PortlandMan Then he's about to get it sealed so less bullshit seeps out!
      Checkmate.

    • @toproudtooadmitmitsake1842
      @toproudtooadmitmitsake1842 5 лет назад

      Please don't act like you speak for everyone when making a suggestion, 234 people agree out of 156k just in case you point to your likes as validation.

    • @timeless4369
      @timeless4369 5 лет назад +1

      Not everyone of those people will see his comment but he is right.

  • @ChimaChindaDev
    @ChimaChindaDev 5 лет назад +180

    It isn't about the past mistake you made, it's about the fact that you lied.
    The most important attribute in business is honesty. Be honest every time.

    • @Jim-so3zm
      @Jim-so3zm 5 лет назад +2

      @alan pagan Tbf the dragons are often selected precisely because they've built businesses up from that point.

    • @52andattitude48
      @52andattitude48 5 лет назад +1

      alan pagan you do realize most millionaires of today WERE those “poor small business people” that just grew their businesses right?

  • @claudiogonzalez9926
    @claudiogonzalez9926 2 года назад +6

    -Where's the cash?
    -I'm probably not understanding the question too well

  • @EmperorMingg
    @EmperorMingg 5 лет назад +287

    Jenny: I’m out
    Nilesh: No you’re not
    Jenny: I am
    Nilesh: Absolutely you’re not
    Jenny: Yes, I am
    Nilesh: 100% you’re not
    Jenny: you didn’t ask me how I have so much authority on declaring myself “out”. On 97% of pitches I listen to, I’m one of the first “out”.
    Nilesh: I can only apologise.

    • @adamc3607
      @adamc3607 3 года назад +8

      This comment is a work of art 😂

    • @souljaunt
      @souljaunt 3 года назад +1

      😂😂

    • @sallyal5266
      @sallyal5266 Год назад

      @@adamc3607 hahahaha

    • @sallyal5266
      @sallyal5266 Год назад +1

      Class! Pure class! 🤣🤣

    • @rahbid121
      @rahbid121 Год назад

      🤣😂😅😅

  • @JerryMetal
    @JerryMetal 5 лет назад +436

    The thrill of seeing people being judged and potentially humiliated. Gordon Ramsey. Judge Judy. Dragon's Den.

    • @BenjaminGoose
      @BenjaminGoose 5 лет назад +23

      Sounds like you might be a bit of a psychopath then.

    • @Teqnyq
      @Teqnyq 5 лет назад +16

      And Jeremy Kyle

    • @adzsn5787
      @adzsn5787 5 лет назад +9

      BenjaminGoose not really, it’s called human nature.

    • @InattentiveADHB
      @InattentiveADHB 5 лет назад +4

      I taste a little hint of sarcasm there.
      The world is a cut-throat place. Only a wise person would learn from such harsh criticism.

    • @JerryMetal
      @JerryMetal 5 лет назад +1

      @@BenjaminGoose well people seem to love those kind of TV shows so I guess there is a bit of truth to my statement, I think

  • @reececollison5101
    @reececollison5101 3 года назад +11

    8:19 that’s Deborah’s “You’re not getting away with this” face 🤣

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 3 года назад +3

      The look of death!!!

    • @hazza_builds753
      @hazza_builds753 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@anubusxher eyes are absolutely terrifying

  • @BongoKyle
    @BongoKyle 5 лет назад +581

    Elon musk: *Demonstrates fully functional hoverboard*
    Jenny: "I'm out"

    • @Altafkalabihari
      @Altafkalabihari 5 лет назад +10

      @@360GAMERtDr3aM3R80y more like, Musk: let me show you an unoriginal product that will never make a profit and somebody will make it better and cheaper than I could ever manage.
      Muskrats: here is my $300 per share...

    • @MB-dg3lr
      @MB-dg3lr 5 лет назад

      @@360GAMERtDr3aM3R80y 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @Dino-Hrnic.
      @Dino-Hrnic. 5 лет назад +1

      Flying cars are a thing of the past and for that reason im out

    • @armchairgeneralissimo
      @armchairgeneralissimo 3 года назад

      If Elon Musk came to me for investment in anything I would be out his track record really isn't great. His one real success is Tesla and that's because the big car makers were dragging their feet and not investing in electric cars chosing to make sub par junk which would simply appease the enviromentalists. Whilst along comes Tesla and they make an electric car that can genuinely compete with ICE cars.

  • @TheDannyorrell
    @TheDannyorrell 5 лет назад +1399

    I love Deborah. Trust her to find the truth. She's the greatest female business woman I have ever known. 👍

    • @bettyssalmon7168
      @bettyssalmon7168 5 лет назад +237

      @@jaybinks5989 but has more money than you ever will have in your entire life. I very much doubt she is cruising RUclips making derogatory comments. No. She's busy running highly successful businesses and enjoying her millions. So your insulting comments just reflect your mind set and jealousy.

    • @davidmellish3295
      @davidmellish3295 5 лет назад +26

      So u personally know her then?

    • @aleksm.1863
      @aleksm.1863 5 лет назад +250

      I've never met a male businesswoman.

    • @fritzstudios8571
      @fritzstudios8571 5 лет назад +16

      She is good. Very good common sense

    • @RickyPro888
      @RickyPro888 5 лет назад +21

      D.R Conly as opposed to ‘male business women’ Lmao

  • @yoloswaggins2161
    @yoloswaggins2161 3 года назад +37

    "They've unfortunately had their funding cut"
    "... I got fined 200k for tax evasion"
    Alright mate.

  • @kamurotetsu4860
    @kamurotetsu4860 5 лет назад +173

    "I don't have the answer to that question"
    *Intro*
    "I've got the answers to all their questions"

  • @lukeseddon7287
    @lukeseddon7287 5 лет назад +400

    You can tell at the end, he didn’t learn the lessons. THEY failed to realise...

    • @jow8480
      @jow8480 5 лет назад +41

      Peter literally said he would have invested if he had been fully honest low key delusional at the end with that comment

    • @lukeseddon7287
      @lukeseddon7287 5 лет назад +3

      Jeffrey Wilson yeah right, he was even told he was credible as well as the business being a great opportunity

    • @mortenjohnstad9329
      @mortenjohnstad9329 5 лет назад +2

      My thoughts exactly

    • @manmaje3596
      @manmaje3596 5 лет назад +9

      He was a crook, he didn’t stand a chance.

    • @carpii
      @carpii 5 лет назад +18

      he still thinks his pitch was ruined just by the tax mistake, rather than him not being honest when they asked where the surplus was

  • @spacecowboy6667
    @spacecowboy6667 4 года назад +10

    7.37: "It should all be showing"
    HMRC: YES, it SHOULD.

  • @will.antony
    @will.antony 5 лет назад +407

    Such an arrogant fraudster. Tried to pull one over the dragons but was never gonna work..

    • @kalibeltkalibelt7931
      @kalibeltkalibelt7931 5 лет назад +21

      The dragons are as much guilty as the entrepreneur with cheating in taxes

    • @madisonhulton5813
      @madisonhulton5813 5 лет назад +9

      kalibelt kalibelt tax evasion and tax avoidance are different things

    • @kalibeltkalibelt7931
      @kalibeltkalibelt7931 5 лет назад

      @@madisonhulton5813 but u need up doing the same thing(not paying tax or paying less tax) same category cheating

    • @130lukas
      @130lukas 5 лет назад +1

      kalibelt kalibelt the difference is they are honest about it end dont try to cover it up or get smacked with 200k fines. That’s why they get a tv show and Astro-boy got the elevator

    • @spiritualfreedom5372
      @spiritualfreedom5372 4 года назад +1

      He didn't try very hard by the standards of a basic quality criminal

  • @TheIkaraCult
    @TheIkaraCult 5 лет назад +118

    Given how tall Peter Jones is, you would surely expect any daughter he has to be playing netball

  • @LifeInPink999
    @LifeInPink999 3 года назад +18

    He is an example of what not to do/say when you ask for someone's money.

  • @nickforde9858
    @nickforde9858 5 лет назад +442

    Nilesh needs to dial down his misplaced arrogance and is totally untrustworthy.

    • @djbillye4943
      @djbillye4943 5 лет назад +19

      crook

    • @samuelholmes3696
      @samuelholmes3696 5 лет назад +17

      He's also a bit of a sycophant, don't you think?

    • @djbillye4943
      @djbillye4943 5 лет назад +14

      @@samuelholmes3696 i agree,something no right there.......

    • @i8-2much95
      @i8-2much95 5 лет назад +18

      Nick Forde - lets be honest HMRC are the biggest crooks.

    • @jamesw3546
      @jamesw3546 5 лет назад +1

      Couldn't agree more.

  • @peterd440
    @peterd440 5 лет назад +347

    Failed money launderer seeks investment from the dragons.

    • @tylerm3625
      @tylerm3625 5 лет назад +2

      Peter D Loooool

    • @billyy2000
      @billyy2000 5 лет назад +95

      Year sure... ure not racist at all...

    • @akhesss
      @akhesss 5 лет назад +6

      DJiMMa what’s ur skin colour ?

    • @dimitri3ify
      @dimitri3ify 5 лет назад +2

      DJiMMa Security security ..! Get out my Shop. Lmao

    • @dingdong475
      @dingdong475 5 лет назад +29

      @@djimma5080 go to liverpool and you will face the exact same issues hou mentioned but by all whites. You attribute general society problems as though the brown ir yellow man invented them and has proprietary control over these action. I would say get your head out if your ass...the reason you get bullied is because you are not a nice person. And fyi the man in the video is indian and not a muslim.

  • @MaiCohWolf
    @MaiCohWolf 2 года назад +2

    Heads up to people who suffer from seizures or don't like rapid flashing lights, from 12:11 to 12:35 there's an error in the video quality that has rapidly flashing lights and colors in bars across the screen.

  • @psisis7423
    @psisis7423 5 лет назад +53

    Jenny's smile when he told her the turnover is brilliant!
    "Finally a good business I can turn down because I'm above it all"

  • @v413nt1
    @v413nt1 5 лет назад +28

    9:05
    When Debra said “I know where I am.” I thought she was gonna say out.😂 that would’ve been savage.

  • @DdotRay86
    @DdotRay86 4 года назад +103

    I've played in a league in Kennington run by Nilesh for the last 5 or 6 years and I've gotta be honest, despite the daftness shown here, he's actually a decent bloke and keeps our league very well run!

    • @oreotookie
      @oreotookie 4 года назад +3

      That’s quite unfortunate. I wonder if nerves got the best of him.

    • @Nedula007
      @Nedula007 3 года назад +14

      did he pay you to write that because he seems like a daft looney toon

    • @ahassan7
      @ahassan7 3 года назад +2

      @@Nedula007 how’s your couch doing

    • @666m111
      @666m111 3 года назад +3

      Can you explain how it is that for renting out pitches up to the sum of £17k, and having only 5 pitches, he can make £600k?
      I mean, he says himself he charges the rents until the money it costs to build the pitch is paid back...
      Well, 5 x 17 =85.... So where did the extra £515k come from?

    • @SuperJutah
      @SuperJutah Год назад +2

      @@666m111he plays in the league... He didn't say he was his accountant or finianical advisor

  • @kthenewgwhyin4627
    @kthenewgwhyin4627 5 лет назад +434

    - at Jenny’s funeral -
    Relative: opens coffin “wHEres JENnY
    Jenny’s ghost: I’m out

    • @mchalecm
      @mchalecm 5 лет назад +3

      Hhahahahaahhqahahahahahahashahahhahaahahahahhahahahahahaahh hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaahhahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahaha you so funny

    • @elephantsong7782
      @elephantsong7782 5 лет назад

      good one.im sharing this

    • @smilingbuddha
      @smilingbuddha 5 лет назад +1

      That's a new one

    • @TomRogersOnline
      @TomRogersOnline 5 лет назад +1

      Peter: "I know about coffins. I once knew somebody in a coffin. None of you - literally not one single person - has asked me about coffins. You've all just assumed that I don't know what I know you don't know I know."

    • @ToeMichaelBurns
      @ToeMichaelBurns 3 года назад

      I can’t

  • @freemoable
    @freemoable 5 лет назад +138

    I think it's hysterical when dodgy salesmen meet business dragons...

    • @sakura-q6e
      @sakura-q6e 4 года назад

      Ik worst uncle to me ever

  • @gokuxsephiroth4505
    @gokuxsephiroth4505 Месяц назад +1

    What this guy doesn't seem to realise is that he's not being penalised for past dishonesty. He's being penalised for current dishonesty about the past mistake, and that doesn't build faith in his honesty in future.

  • @DocBree13
    @DocBree13 5 лет назад +208

    He absolutely did not learn his lesson. He never explained the exact reason for the fine, he played the victim after the meeting: “I’m still being punished for a mistake... a million, million years ago...” no - he’s being punished for not being transparent or honest; “they fail to realize I lost everything and came back,” they aren’t failing anything, he never gave them that information.
    He’s way too cocky - and the “better” version with Peter was fake, in my opinion - his actual personality is the cocksure, argumentative, disrespectful version.
    He’ll probably be a big success because you don’t have to be a honest, trustworthy or even likeable person to succeed in business - in fact, “better” qualities can be seen as weakness by some people.
    It’s a good plan that I think a lot of people would enjoy and benefit from, so I hope it is successful - but I wish someone more deserving had come up with it.

    • @alainportant6412
      @alainportant6412 4 года назад +1

      take it easy fatso

    • @sakura-q6e
      @sakura-q6e 4 года назад +2

      Tell that to him when I go to his house cause he my uncle

    • @sakura-q6e
      @sakura-q6e 4 года назад +1

      @@alainportant6412 hey she right about me uncle nilesh

    • @gorilla8811
      @gorilla8811 2 года назад +2

      Likability is a quality, you can't do business with businessmen and businesswoman who hate your guts. Your colleagues have to like atleast some aspect of the way you conduct yourself, your employees have to like atleast some aspect of the job to keep them staying, your consumers have to like some aspect of the product to keep them buying.

  • @orangewarm1
    @orangewarm1 4 года назад +69

    His attitude is a bit suspect. I think he's blagging. He's spent it on hookers, coke and a Ferrari.

    • @eddyriley2055
      @eddyriley2055 4 года назад

      so,it wasnt wasted then?crook written all over him,at least smarten up for that essential"first impression".plonker.

    • @sakura-q6e
      @sakura-q6e 4 года назад +3

      No he didn’t he is my uncle he has none of that stuff he has no Ferrari coke maybe

  • @sean.5468
    @sean.5468 4 года назад +12

    Everyone is gangster until Debra finds something on you😂

  • @nadirkhan2250
    @nadirkhan2250 5 лет назад +92

    Everytime you see Jenny making notes, she's basically just writing reasons to use when saying "I'm out".

    • @Tommybotham
      @Tommybotham 5 лет назад

      You are so funny.

    • @RGBeanie
      @RGBeanie 5 лет назад +4

      She's just writing "I'm out" over and over like Bart Simpson on the chalk board

    • @witchamacallit
      @witchamacallit Год назад

      You got to feel sorry for her . She's probably been suffering from imposter syndrome every time she appeared on DD.

  • @mrd9534
    @mrd9534 5 лет назад +197

    In a parallel universe, Jenny always invests

    • @ButterflySimmer
      @ButterflySimmer 5 лет назад +5

      Oh dear 🤣🤣🤣😂, I don't think any universe can survive with Jenny investment

    • @potatopoweredhamster9897
      @potatopoweredhamster9897 5 лет назад +5

      Nah a black hole sucked her out of that universe. Legend has it that if you glimpse beyond the event horizon you can still hear the faint echo of "I'm out".

    • @lukeysharp94
      @lukeysharp94 5 лет назад

      She reminds me of Roz from monsters Inc.

    • @andipandi5641
      @andipandi5641 5 лет назад

      apart from in the Manchester Gin business run by camp high functioning alcoholics..

  • @Al-Hunt-acrylic-painter
    @Al-Hunt-acrylic-painter Год назад +3

    He thinks he was penalised for his mistake, but he fails to see that he was actually rejected because he lied about his mistake and tried to cover it up.

  • @Dramaguiness
    @Dramaguiness 5 лет назад +695

    "Jenny Campbell is the first dragon to get the ball rolling... "
    "I'm out."

    • @R1XTA
      @R1XTA 5 лет назад +7

      HAHAHAHAHA

    • @davidjonx4
      @davidjonx4 5 лет назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jimsuniverse4954
      @jimsuniverse4954 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Suzyfromtheblock
      @Suzyfromtheblock 5 лет назад +3

      She talks the talk and nothing else, never seen her invest waste of her time sitting there give the job to an inland revenue inspector 😂

    • @aaindahouse
      @aaindahouse 5 лет назад

      LMFAO

  • @joeydehaeck419
    @joeydehaeck419 5 лет назад +35

    at the end he didn't realise thatit wasn't about his initial mistake, it was the fact he tried to hide it and lie about it...

    • @spiritualfreedom5372
      @spiritualfreedom5372 4 года назад

      He shouldn't have mentioned it at all there was simply no need

  • @AnthonyLeighDunstan
    @AnthonyLeighDunstan 3 года назад +6

    They didn’t annex him because of his mistake - Peter made that abundantly clear. They annexed him for trying to get away with keeping that mistake a secret. He wasn’t being dishonest until Debora made it clear there was something to be revealed. She knew that money had gone somewhere and no amount of “forgetfulness” would be truth enough for that amount of money going missing. Even after 4 dragons and Jenny gave him clear and concise reasons as to why they couldn’t (not wouldn’t) invest, which had nothing to do with his initial mistake, he still didn’t hear it, and he still twisted the truth as he heard it and said he was penalised for a mistake. Uninvestable.

  • @shifty2755
    @shifty2755 5 лет назад +336

    Legend says that he now has a phone shop in Birmingham.

    • @orksses4093
      @orksses4093 5 лет назад +3

      Loooooooool oh my dais

    • @alkeshgosai1109
      @alkeshgosai1109 5 лет назад +4

      A Indian phone shop wer you probably taken your phone to sort out lol

    • @davidmellish3295
      @davidmellish3295 5 лет назад +24

      @Sharnie Gujjar Birmingham has a large Asian population and phone shops are often run by Asians.
      It was a joke

    • @davidmellish3295
      @davidmellish3295 5 лет назад +3

      @Sharnie Gujjar I didn't say it was funny,nor did I make the joke I was just explaining why they wrote what they wrote,also I said Asians not Indians as I didn't know where he was from exactly (more than likely he's born here do he's English eith Asian heritage)

    • @gojeta1999
      @gojeta1999 5 лет назад +9

      @Sharnie Gujjar a salty Indian. Go back to the cows and phone shops m8

  • @alexpegler465
    @alexpegler465 Год назад +4

    I met him at a corporate do he ran for our company. Very nice bloke. He said the dragons off camera were exceedingly supportive and encouraging.

    • @McVaio
      @McVaio Год назад +2

      I wouldn't trust anything he says.

  • @yoloswag6242
    @yoloswag6242 5 лет назад +32

    Nilesh even acts like a criminal. Look at those darting eyes checking if he's blown his cover. He can't humble himself out of insecurity.

  • @tonyawwwno3364
    @tonyawwwno3364 4 года назад +5

    I almost felt bad for the guy at the end there because it seemed that he could have done that due to being nervous about it, but then when he said they failed to realize all likability dropped. He clearly didn't learn his lesson.

  • @kafkacrow6727
    @kafkacrow6727 5 лет назад +61

    "Everything's air-tight"
    *£250,000 wants to know it's own location*

  • @Garycarlyle
    @Garycarlyle 5 лет назад +53

    HIm blaming it on them at the end shows they made the right choice.

    • @sakura-q6e
      @sakura-q6e 4 года назад +1

      That’s my uncle so be ruder

    • @jimbobsenpai3082
      @jimbobsenpai3082 3 года назад

      @@sakura-q6e is he actually or are u lying

  • @hommefataltaemin
    @hommefataltaemin 11 месяцев назад +1

    For all his answers about “learning from his mistakes”, his interview clip after the fact, at the very end, clearly showed he HADNT learned… bc he still didn’t seem to grasp what exactly they had an issue with.

  • @rahimuk2
    @rahimuk2 5 лет назад +47

    "Hello dragons"...
    "I made 649k last year..."
    Jenny " I wish you the best but I'm out"