Andy Vs. Michael - Round 2

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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2023
  • Buckle up, everyone. In this episode we are stepping into a role reversal, turning the microphone towards the man usually behind the scenes - show producer, Michael Shelton. With a wide-ranging discussion of the novel 1984, and conspiracies about the wildfires in Maui, Car Jitsu, and where the current social progressive idealogy may lead us, we are going on a roller coaster of emotions, information, and insight.
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  • @Sam11747
    @Sam11747 9 месяцев назад +39

    Good morning my fellow sadists. I hope you're all enjoying your coffee and passive aggressiveness in this episode.

  • @Jeffs_a_Mess
    @Jeffs_a_Mess 9 месяцев назад +26

    I'm glad this was an hour. Andy and Michal, these are hilarious. No one would be upset at a full episode of this. Or a couple. Just saying. Have a good weekend everyone.

  • @donowen5889
    @donowen5889 9 месяцев назад +15

    Andy your sense of humor is something else.

  • @joem7172
    @joem7172 9 месяцев назад +4

    The humpty dumpty line was incredible

  • @axson8
    @axson8 9 месяцев назад +24

    Ladies, get you a man that looks at you like way Andy looks at a FGM-148 Javelin

    • @marcmichaud1643
      @marcmichaud1643 9 месяцев назад

      This needs to be a t-shirt

    • @antaustin01
      @antaustin01 9 месяцев назад

      everytime I hear him talk about it he sounds so excited and it kills me 😂

  • @Jistarii
    @Jistarii 9 месяцев назад +4

    These thumbnails lmao. Gold man. Gold.

  • @KBeMaybe
    @KBeMaybe 9 месяцев назад +5

    We need more Andy v Michael on the regular.

  • @brendanriley1968
    @brendanriley1968 9 месяцев назад +4

    Looking forward to Round 3!😂
    Michael is gold, Andy.
    He’s been sitting there this whole time!?!😊

  • @Nick_Hafey_83
    @Nick_Hafey_83 9 месяцев назад +3

    Kudos to Michael for his references to 1984 and Black Sabbath. He has far better taste than many of his peers it seems. War Pigs is a masterpiece.

  • @Smith7.62
    @Smith7.62 9 месяцев назад +3

    The thumbnail for this show….😂😂😂 Golden!!

  • @orcanimal
    @orcanimal 9 месяцев назад +2

    Michael's cliff notes explanation of 1984 is like listening to a drunk uncle tell you about a Vietnam war story he heard from a guy who was there that he met a pool hall in Chicago in the 80s when he was working as an errand boy for a shadey Italian mobster to support his collage tuition to become a gym teacher.
    Meaning... it's so randomly incorrect it's hilarious.
    But all that aside, he got the spirit of the book and what it was warning people about right at least.

  • @internet_internet
    @internet_internet 9 месяцев назад +3

    Please make round 3 with Michael about answering the inappropriate questions that come in for him.
    Because I may or may not have sent in a few, and I like to laugh.

  • @BranDee4822
    @BranDee4822 9 месяцев назад +3

    This couldn't have started my Friday morning off better!! These are some of my favorite episodes. Can't wait for the next one!

  • @Nick-cn2fb
    @Nick-cn2fb 9 месяцев назад +3

    Holy shit the javelin part is hilarious

  • @hattersequiptmentrepairllc4661
    @hattersequiptmentrepairllc4661 9 месяцев назад +5

    Andy has the best dark sense of humor

  • @samneedsanap7802
    @samneedsanap7802 9 месяцев назад +6

    Yesssssss! Just what I needed!

    • @billmorton6977
      @billmorton6977 9 месяцев назад

      Hey there sweetheart

    • @samneedsanap7802
      @samneedsanap7802 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@billmorton6977 hey! How are you?

    • @billmorton6977
      @billmorton6977 9 месяцев назад

      @@samneedsanap7802 I'm still just plugin along. Got another grand baby on the way

    • @billmorton6977
      @billmorton6977 9 месяцев назад +1

      @samneedsanap7802 how have you been? How are the kiddos? Hope that y'all are doing great

    • @samneedsanap7802
      @samneedsanap7802 9 месяцев назад

      @@billmorton6977 we’re doing well. Got my first senior this year so it’s been fun lol went on a kid free vacation and had an amazing much needed break

  • @josephllinas2672
    @josephllinas2672 9 месяцев назад +4

    I love how Awake Michael is, solid job finding this guy Andy. He's impressive I already liked him but you guys should do a full show together every week.

  • @richardhall5221
    @richardhall5221 9 месяцев назад +3

    I'm never get tired of listening to Andy playfully sh*ting all over Micheal. And the thumbnail for this video had me laughing hysterically before I even clicked on it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SofaKingWashed
    @SofaKingWashed 9 месяцев назад +1

    The banter at the end of both of these Vs Michael episodes is amazing, lol.

  • @scottzwemer3512
    @scottzwemer3512 6 месяцев назад

    President Eisenhower warned us to beware the "Military Industrial Complex" in his exit speech. He was a General in WW2. General Smedley Butler wrote an essay, War Is A Racket, in the 1930's. He was one of the highest decorated Marine officers ever to serve.

  • @Nameismattt
    @Nameismattt 9 месяцев назад +3

    As an army vet I love ur sense of humor 😂

  • @epistemologicaldespair68
    @epistemologicaldespair68 6 месяцев назад +1

    1984 is one of your favorite books and you can’t remember that the main characters name is Winston come on Michael .

  • @Don18376793
    @Don18376793 9 месяцев назад +1

    Andy needs to read 1984!

  • @debrafisher7373
    @debrafisher7373 9 месяцев назад +2

    Those missiles are $100k a pop but I've gotten at least $5k worth of entertainment every time I see the video so that's a good return IMO.

  • @thejrayhjr
    @thejrayhjr 9 месяцев назад +1

    I absolutely love the thumbnail!

  • @mikem4305
    @mikem4305 9 месяцев назад +1

    "Pitbull for the global elites"... last time I heard that was on the west coast. Dude that said it was wrapped in blanket and holding a sign asking for change while doing the fentanyl shuffle. A true intellectual indeed lol

  • @philrotella6798
    @philrotella6798 9 месяцев назад

    Lotsa P this morning.
    Nice work and have a great weekend.

  • @brian3185
    @brian3185 9 месяцев назад

    I love when Michael makes the UPS references. I worked there for 16 yrs in management and that place is a masterclass in failed leadership techniques 😂. I finally left when I couldn't ethically take it anymore.

  • @b8burnit
    @b8burnit 8 месяцев назад

    Definitely "at freeway speed!"

  • @KAYAKKLOWN
    @KAYAKKLOWN 9 месяцев назад +1

    Thumbnail is epic!

  • @Mr.Knotty1
    @Mr.Knotty1 8 месяцев назад

    Andy, you should do a comedy show on how you see different situations going on in the world right now. You are hilarious and truthful all at the same time.

  • @procram
    @procram 9 месяцев назад +3

    Andy should run third party under the Common Sense banner.

  • @brandonfink7950
    @brandonfink7950 9 месяцев назад

    I’m impressed Michael that you picked out a song that is appropriate for our time right now. War pigs have the power

  • @chrismiles8225
    @chrismiles8225 9 месяцев назад

    I think I missed part one and I will go back and watch. I love this tbh. Listened to it twice. Anyway, at 40:55 when Michael is talking about being concerned, I would there is a lot of "stuff" being pushed from MSM. And I would include local media as well. Maybe a little controversial but my thoughts. Anyway have a great week everybody! ✌️

  • @kim-jong-poon
    @kim-jong-poon 9 месяцев назад +3

    OMFG Michal wins round 2 just based on the fact that he's read 1984 and Andy has not. Andy, buddy, seriously read that book. Actually its probably a good thing you haven't read it because you can read through a contemporary lens and recognize how so many of the predictions Orwell made way back in the day are coming true. Animal farm is a banger too and a really quick read. I highly recommend both of them.

  • @lucswan5775
    @lucswan5775 9 месяцев назад

    Listening to the end while im drinking tea and playing a video game

  • @jameshinton429
    @jameshinton429 9 месяцев назад +5

    Read 1984 and A Brave New World. Drugs and the thought police. It absolutely can and will happen. It’s based on history. Huxley was also Orwell’s teacher at one point. They disagreed with exactly how it would go down, but were both pretty on it.
    Warpigs is a great song by the way…

  • @mikelonde9567
    @mikelonde9567 9 месяцев назад +2

    It would be interesting to sit down and have a discussion on these topics with Andy and Michael. I have pondered many of these points in trying to figure out what the hell has gone wrong with this world. It is nice to see that others have reached the same viewspoints that I have.

  • @JohnDoe-yu2xw
    @JohnDoe-yu2xw 9 месяцев назад +3

    I dont see andy as a "cabal"pitbull , more like a labrador or golden retriever.

  • @epistemologicaldespair68
    @epistemologicaldespair68 6 месяцев назад +1

    Also, it’s kind of shocking that Andy doesn’t know anything about 1984 that book was required reading in my senior English class. The book itself actually changed the way that I look at government, though I will say that there’s a stronger case to be made that Huxley‘s book brave New World is more applicable to our state of affairs than George Orwell’s 1984. There are a few similarities in our modern culture and 1984 such as front facing cameras on cell phones and laptops and the changing of language but if you read brave New World, it’s almost like a checklist you can go down and say yes, we do that. Yes, we do that. We also do that.

  • @TheMitchyb61
    @TheMitchyb61 9 месяцев назад +8

    Anyone who thinks words are violence, has never experienced actual violence.

  • @The_Red_Off_Road
    @The_Red_Off_Road 9 месяцев назад

    Hell yeah

  • @williamrunner6718
    @williamrunner6718 9 месяцев назад +2

    I've been studying the various reasons of how and why people get sucked into various conspiracy theories and it's very fascinating to me. It's amazing at some of the wacky things that some people get sucked into believing in and with absolutely nothing to justify the belief. It's also aggravating and just plain scary! There is no shortage of BS out there for people to easy access but the things that teach skepticism and critical thinking are few and far between.

  • @ToiletBrush16
    @ToiletBrush16 9 месяцев назад

    dude, give Michael a full episode.

  • @User-54631
    @User-54631 9 месяцев назад

    John money use to make TV circuit rounds back in the day as well.

  • @hanzo3188
    @hanzo3188 9 месяцев назад +1

    Hahaha is that the javelin shot hes mentioned before? Hilarious. I want one.

  • @simonsmith9363
    @simonsmith9363 8 месяцев назад

    A favourite book and he can't even remember the name of the main character, class!

  • @rgt4848
    @rgt4848 9 месяцев назад +2

    1984 audiobook is free on youtube

  • @rho1581
    @rho1581 9 месяцев назад

    Had the “common sense” phrasing ban too, when I worked for the phone company, Also “fair” and “No Worries”

  • @phoenixthephlame3558
    @phoenixthephlame3558 9 месяцев назад

    Yessir!

  • @NM-235
    @NM-235 9 месяцев назад +1

    Try this one Michael, the 1st amendment isn’t about what you’re allowed to say it’s about preventing the government’s efforts to restrict what you say.
    Unfortunately for some sheeple there is no right to be comfortable, not offended, feel safe or actually be safe in the constitution.
    When I was a police sergeant I frequently had to tell people who wanted another persons lawful but awful actions policed “sir, it’s not illegal to be an asshole” they were not happy. This often was people of gen x or older to my suprise.

  • @brycecronin9099
    @brycecronin9099 9 месяцев назад

    😂 the lock

  • @dpeshy6719
    @dpeshy6719 9 месяцев назад +1

    That youtube thumbnail photo is sooo funny 😂 AI Generated?

  • @Cadetff22
    @Cadetff22 9 месяцев назад

    They should do a Andy vs Micheal with Andy’s Dad.

  • @robhyden9641
    @robhyden9641 9 месяцев назад

    Animal Farm is a good and scary read. "All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others."

  • @jcar1417
    @jcar1417 9 месяцев назад

    How come no one goes for the seat recliner lever

  • @market1517
    @market1517 9 месяцев назад

    im still stuck on space lasers

  • @Nameismattt
    @Nameismattt 9 месяцев назад +1

    I really am curious on what ur relationship is and how u both got started together

  • @danielmarshall4587
    @danielmarshall4587 9 месяцев назад

    "common sense" is a good one. I find many people use the catch all common sense to fobb people off when they are unable or unwilling to explain to someone fully how to perform a task.

  • @keithbook3071
    @keithbook3071 9 месяцев назад

    Omg
    The 10 year old javelin target
    Frickin killing men

  • @NM-235
    @NM-235 9 месяцев назад

    Eisenhower warned about the military industrial complex when he was president… he was the supreme allied commander in Europe so his opinions are likely well informed.

  • @stephbrandenburg9957
    @stephbrandenburg9957 9 месяцев назад

    It’s the olympic regulation for scissors kick ? Swimmingly.

  • @kentperrier9884
    @kentperrier9884 9 месяцев назад

    I think the guy that Michael got bored with and he tuned out was Nick Koumalatsos.

  • @kiritosao2661
    @kiritosao2661 9 месяцев назад +1

    Books to add to your reading list:
    1984 George Orwell
    Brave New World Aldoux Huxley
    We Roger Zamaitin
    Animal Farm George Orwell
    It's all about control.
    Netizen Derek Tabor
    When the AI is in control.
    Consider the ideas of some movies:
    Pre-crime
    Thought police
    Doublespeak
    Doublespeak is language that deliberately obscures, disguises, distorts, or reverses the meaning of words. Doublespeak may take the form of euphemisms (e.g., "downsizing" for layoffs and "servicing the target" for bombing),[1] in which case it is primarily meant to make the truth sound more palatable. It may also refer to intentional ambiguity in language or to actual inversions of meaning. In such cases, doublespeak disguises the nature of the truth.
    Doublespeak is most closely associated with political language.
    Examples: War is Peace
    Freedom is Slavery
    Ignorance is Strength
    Almost sounds like the political speech we hear in the House of Reps right now.
    Love the show. They may be softball questions, but are they? For some people these can be hard because they don't have a real sense of how the world works.
    Thank you.

  • @karldugan1871
    @karldugan1871 9 месяцев назад

    Bahahahahaha YAAAAAASSSSS!!!!

  • @adventureshortsx5587
    @adventureshortsx5587 9 месяцев назад +1

    The Gentlest Generation 😂

  • @TheFloresj23
    @TheFloresj23 9 месяцев назад

    I thought this was gonna be 45 mins of Michael trying to get outta side control 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @MrAbro42
    @MrAbro42 9 месяцев назад

    wow the javellin has some distance. now that's standoff

  • @Worstpersonsingular
    @Worstpersonsingular 9 месяцев назад +1

    These thumbnails are killing me

  • @mshoemaker11
    @mshoemaker11 9 месяцев назад +1

    New listener here, and really enjoy the show. Just an observation, but Mr. Stumpf. What is up with your persistent cough? Wishing you and your guests the best of health.

    • @ClearedHotPodcast
      @ClearedHotPodcast  9 месяцев назад +2

      I'm getting over a cold that has likely morphed into bronchitis

    • @veritas6466
      @veritas6466 8 месяцев назад

      2 ibu + H2O = RTD!

  • @esthahyahgeh6533
    @esthahyahgeh6533 9 месяцев назад

    Also. I have the BEST answer you should have given to the guy at the hunting lodge!!
    Q: how's it feel to be the pitbull of the global cabal?
    A: Rrrrruff. (Rough). 😂😆🤣😆😂

  • @A_Sense_Of_Purpos3
    @A_Sense_Of_Purpos3 9 месяцев назад

    Bro i swear that theres a law that says you can't buy land in hawaii unless you were born there.

  • @Chertoff88
    @Chertoff88 9 месяцев назад

    They're $250,000 a pop😅

  • @justincredubil
    @justincredubil 9 месяцев назад +1

    Andy, you CAN say or yell "fire!" In a crowded theater. It's not illegal.

    • @ClearedHotPodcast
      @ClearedHotPodcast  9 месяцев назад +2

      I didn't say it was, I just asked him if he though you should be able to.

    • @chrisjohnson6765
      @chrisjohnson6765 9 месяцев назад +2

      The First Amendment has nothing to do with allowing you to speak, only the government’s ability to restrict it. You can be held accountable under some circumstances for the byproducts of your speech such as inciting a riot or physical harm though, so strictly speaking yelling fire can get you in legal trouble or incur civil liability.

  • @killermonjero
    @killermonjero 9 месяцев назад

    What's with Michael's lighting? Is he TRYING to be a creeper?

  • @esthahyahgeh6533
    @esthahyahgeh6533 9 месяцев назад +1

    Read. 1984.
    And read animal farm

  • @veritas6466
    @veritas6466 7 месяцев назад

    How does Stumph not know 1984?

    • @ClearedHotPodcast
      @ClearedHotPodcast  7 месяцев назад +1

      It had just never hit my radar. I’m reading it now

    • @veritas6466
      @veritas6466 7 месяцев назад

      @@ClearedHotPodcast*Wasn't meant to be a ball buster comment. I appreciate your take on most topics and am looking forward to your post read comments. It's a fast & thought provoking read.
      P.S.- I found your running from 5.0 across rooftops totally relatable. For a still unknown reason, as a (highly intoxicated) 18 yo infantryman I ripped a sink out of a titty bar outside Ft. Campbell sending water spewing everywhere. Got similarly chased, with similar results! Lol.

  • @MrAsianKid
    @MrAsianKid 9 месяцев назад

    49:00

  • @scalpsquadron4008
    @scalpsquadron4008 9 месяцев назад

    Wtf is going on with Andy’s shirt lmao!!!

  • @axson8
    @axson8 9 месяцев назад +2

    I absolutely think you should be able to yell fire in a theater; keeps the fats on their toes.

  • @asquirrelnamedgravy9619
    @asquirrelnamedgravy9619 9 месяцев назад

    First

  • @jcar1417
    @jcar1417 9 месяцев назад

    Change women’s and men’s sport to xx or xy sports, what ever chromosomes you have is the division you compete in.

  • @TriggerSD2001
    @TriggerSD2001 9 месяцев назад

    You like freedom of expression, but you didn't like AG's rash guards...

    • @ClearedHotPodcast
      @ClearedHotPodcast  9 месяцев назад +5

      I like many of AG's rashguards, my feedback to him was specific on just one, and was through the lens of the impact it can and will have on women participating in Jiu Jitsu, which is hard enough as it is. Freedom of expression does not mean freedom from feedback

    • @TriggerSD2001
      @TriggerSD2001 9 месяцев назад

      @ClearedHotPodcast Well said, Sir. Thank you for your reply, it means something to me.

  • @MrDW72
    @MrDW72 9 месяцев назад

    I thgoht michael was Asian??? Wth. He doesn’t know math at all.

  • @brandonfink7950
    @brandonfink7950 9 месяцев назад

    No filter here. Sorry. Not sorry. Grow some skin.