Andy Vs Michael - Round 3

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  • Опубликовано: 4 янв 2024
  • Buckle up again everyone, we are stepping back into a role reversal, turning the microphone towards the man usually behind the scenes - show producer, Michael Shelton. I never know where these conversations are going to lead, since I am turning the questions over to Michael, a man with an internet search history that has likely landed him on a variety of watchlists.
    We covered a substantial bit of ground, from online sales coaches, the "king" of stolen valor, thoughts on modern art, a man suing Twitch for excessive "self-care," why men have nipples, and much much more.
    It was an odd journey, I hope you enjoy it.
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  • @Marktastic11
    @Marktastic11 6 месяцев назад +17

    Andy trying to contain his laughter at the dude that was pulling his baloney to Twich is already the highlight of 2024

    • @jayb150
      @jayb150 6 месяцев назад

      Yeah, totally. Screw all the homeless vets dying from mental illness or addiction and alcoholism. This guy pulling his pud has a real case.

  • @j.p.chamness
    @j.p.chamness 6 месяцев назад +4

    I love the Andy vs Michael episodes. I'm glad to see that your "tummy ache" didn't end you. Your podcast helps keep me going. Stay strong and keep on being you.

  • @George_USMC
    @George_USMC 6 месяцев назад +11

    They pick the best thumbnail’s lol

  • @philipbreen1404
    @philipbreen1404 6 месяцев назад +3

    I fancy myself a landscaper but my lawn says otherwise. Does that make me a warrior? Hell no it makes me a fisherman!! Great episode.

  • @shoradsfc
    @shoradsfc 6 месяцев назад +5

    Listening now on Spotify, came here to comment. Love these episodes and the back-and-forth banter you guys have.

  • @paulwhatever1455
    @paulwhatever1455 6 месяцев назад +4

    This needs to be renamed Andy and Michael's Comedy hour 😂

  • @kiritosao2661
    @kiritosao2661 6 месяцев назад +22

    I can speak to purpose... I spent 19 years in waiting for a war, signed up for every one that came down the pike and never got to go. Served in the Army from 1980 to 1999. Then they RIF'ed me to save money on retirement benefits. Over sixty now, and we have wars I could go to but now I am a liability on any battlefield. It truly sucks to not have the opportunity to use my training. Just my opinion. I wanted to do my part. I thank Andy for his respect for us because we wore the uniform and because we were here he was able to be there. Still would have liked to have done my part.

    • @snowroaches
      @snowroaches 6 месяцев назад +1

      I joined in 99. Seeing a combat patch was such a rare event. After 9/11 I knew people who volunteered for Afghanistan and then Iraq because they were worried about missing out. Ironically.

    • @jackkuehneman9300
      @jackkuehneman9300 6 месяцев назад +4

      The United States of Lockheed Martin would've loved your sacrifice..

    • @kiritosao2661
      @kiritosao2661 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@jackkuehneman9300Maybe, but that wasn't why I joined. I still remember a time when people believed in things. It was long ago, and maybe on a planet far away, because I don't see it very much anymore.
      Sometimes I worry we may never see it again.

    • @kiritosao2661
      @kiritosao2661 6 месяцев назад

      @@snowroaches I tried getting back in when 9/11 happened. I spent a year but the Army flagged my file. I just couldn't keep up with the PT standards two years out. They also seemed less inclined to accept people with experience. Many of the people who I knew had been RIF'ed under Clinton tried to get in and couldn't. GAO saved a fortune in Veterans benefits preventing us from getting twenty year letters.

    • @denaspragueful
      @denaspragueful 6 месяцев назад +1

      I heard many of these comments while in college 8 yrs after Vietnam.

  • @whiteowlmassacre4907
    @whiteowlmassacre4907 6 месяцев назад

    lmao, I knew from the spicyness in the very beginning of the episode that this was gonna be an all-timer. Best Andy vs Michael yet!

  • @zibabird
    @zibabird 6 месяцев назад

    Enjoyable and informative!! Thank you Gentlemen.

  • @LeeMedia
    @LeeMedia 6 месяцев назад +3

    I met Andy Elliot once, will say: he was an absolutely standup guy IRL. Spoke to me and a few others nearby with absolute full attention. Eye contact, hand shaking, and genuine curiosity for myself after we met.

    • @the_real_ch3
      @the_real_ch3 6 месяцев назад

      Did he tell you about the fraud he committed and the friends he sent to prison when he cut a deal to testify against them so he could avoid any accountability for his crimes?

  • @willdavidsonakawd3062
    @willdavidsonakawd3062 6 месяцев назад +2

    Cleared hott fam. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

  • @SatanWasWhiteyBulger
    @SatanWasWhiteyBulger 6 месяцев назад

    36:24 Andy asking where the question is coming from the facial expression is priceless. The art question. Hands down my favorite part. The realness of Andy’s awnser is amazing

  • @ladskius3359
    @ladskius3359 6 месяцев назад

    This was great haha. The nipple talk had me rolling

  • @jaywethington1934
    @jaywethington1934 6 месяцев назад +22

    Why do I find it hilarious that andy refers to his issue as a 'tummy ache"?

    • @ClearedHotPodcast
      @ClearedHotPodcast  6 месяцев назад +19

      That is what I thought it was at first....

    • @BigBagg69
      @BigBagg69 6 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@ClearedHotPodcastnah bruh, you got your first period. 🤣

    • @Gazzola14
      @Gazzola14 6 месяцев назад +5

      We need a “Tummy Ache Survivor” Cleared Hot T

    • @Im-the-greatest
      @Im-the-greatest 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@BigBagg69nice

  • @mr.nmi_3998
    @mr.nmi_3998 6 месяцев назад +1

    Hi Andy! Hope you are healing up! To that end, I’m so glad I’m not recovering from an SBO, staples & all. Cause I’m dying laughing this AM as I get ready for work! All the guests & discussion I’ve listened to you on, this AM, men’s nipples!! Way to go Michael!
    My staples would be so torn right now!
    Not for nothing, but as just 1 fan, I never considered just how complex your JTAC job was, till I started jumping.
    There are so many variables I never considered you have to calculate!
    Wind.
    Airspeed.
    Type of munition.
    Location of target.
    (These are total guesses by the way.)
    If it’s not classified, it would be great to hear how it’s taught.
    Regardless, great episode & hope you get an answer as to what caused your GI issue!

    • @snowroaches
      @snowroaches 6 месяцев назад

      It's not necessary classified, it's just a phone book thick amount of information you need to know to be successful at it. Like if you put it into a movie or tv show as a backstory for a character nobody would believe it.

  • @lifeupnorth9385
    @lifeupnorth9385 6 месяцев назад +1

    Michael and Andy complement each other so well.

  • @veterankasrkin7416
    @veterankasrkin7416 6 месяцев назад +8

    Michael is love, Michael is life.

    • @internet_internet
      @internet_internet 6 месяцев назад +4

      Michael is a dove, yet burdened by flight.

  • @salmotones
    @salmotones 6 месяцев назад

    I've got a friend at work for the last 20 years like him. Even has red hair. Gentle soul.

  • @DavidThomas-qq4hf
    @DavidThomas-qq4hf 6 месяцев назад +4

    Happy Friday Cleared Hot gang! 🇺🇲🙌

  • @drivestrength5394
    @drivestrength5394 6 месяцев назад

    Oh Andy, just priceless. And I had no idea how Grasshopper died. Man, you learn something new everyday!

  • @roselee1974
    @roselee1974 6 месяцев назад +3

    Happy New year Cleared Hot Fam.

  • @tzt1182
    @tzt1182 6 месяцев назад

    Thanks for the good laugh guys. Have a good weekend.

  • @ughthedestroyer
    @ughthedestroyer 6 месяцев назад +3

    I would absolutely love to see the Fat Electrician on here

  • @StumptownAxes
    @StumptownAxes 6 месяцев назад

    When is Michael going to give the people what they want? The "Going Clear of Andy" podcast 🤣

  • @TheLegolasblk
    @TheLegolasblk 6 месяцев назад

    I have direct interaction with Andy, they helped me in sales for free. Didn’t ask me for a thing called me everyday talked to me for at least an hour and it saved my life figuratively, being able to buy a house and have some confidence. Have face timed with him, all his stuff is ethical and just requires you to do better, train, and be better.

  • @MrSkinny602
    @MrSkinny602 6 месяцев назад +1

    We need to see Michael participate at a boot camp that Andy is running. Since Andy is a qualified instructor.

  • @earljohnson2676
    @earljohnson2676 6 месяцев назад

    Ex booze bag wild binge drinker and I never ever thought of suing someone over my shananigans . I never sued anyone and probably could of but being a real man I learned to get over things life is a crazy journey you have to deal with it accordingly

  • @micheleanderson5251
    @micheleanderson5251 6 месяцев назад

    Why is it that when Michael first says, " Jack Idema" do I think he's going to talk about a medical condition? I'm seriously laughing right now.

  • @hamjeepr8881
    @hamjeepr8881 6 месяцев назад

    This nipple discussion is VERY scary. I didnt' know this could have such depth! 🤣

  • @riffism
    @riffism 6 месяцев назад

    With regard to wars that served our national interests, I can come up with a VERY small sample: The Revolutionary War, French & Indian War, Barbary Wars, WWII (if you ignore the idea that FDR knew Pearl Harbor was coming).
    And I agree….Michael would be an S-4 POG best suited to the Air Force or Navy. But I’d still hang out with him in garrison

  • @ApoIIo95
    @ApoIIo95 6 месяцев назад

    Michael seems like a nice young man. His parents should be proud.

  • @kriscsandli2147
    @kriscsandli2147 6 месяцев назад

    Jack Adema’s story is actually insane. Andy please do an episode on him would love your thoughts.

  • @johnotruba3507
    @johnotruba3507 6 месяцев назад +1

    I am an old guy but find you two hilarious.

  • @qwertyuio905
    @qwertyuio905 6 месяцев назад

    The doc is called the "king of stolen Valor "
    The guy was a nut/ epic dbag.
    Its worth a watch just for the
    Wow factor.

  • @EricDBelt
    @EricDBelt 6 месяцев назад +15

    I've never been first before. Turns out, not that exciting...

  • @letsgoteamseas5468
    @letsgoteamseas5468 6 месяцев назад +2

    This should be interesting

  • @teamperry757
    @teamperry757 6 месяцев назад

    This goddamn thumbnail 😂😂😂😂

  • @sickclickvids2616
    @sickclickvids2616 6 месяцев назад +1

    Opening intro sounds like will willis lol

  • @guillenrey830
    @guillenrey830 6 месяцев назад

    Fricking hilarious!!

  • @internet_internet
    @internet_internet 6 месяцев назад +2

    Why is Michael on camera without his mask?

  • @SemiferalTyler
    @SemiferalTyler 6 месяцев назад +2

    I very much appreciate your choice to keep Micheal in his dark little Michael hole and not sit at the table with you

  • @KrashtestKenny-yv5if
    @KrashtestKenny-yv5if 6 месяцев назад

    Same applies during a deployment, some people quit, some are forced and some manage to stay . And danger 😂🇺🇸, as much as you are willing to risk ? Same as quitting 😎🙏✌️

  • @jayb150
    @jayb150 6 месяцев назад

    Fun stuff

  • @RedThorn58
    @RedThorn58 6 месяцев назад

    Michael looking like Todd Parker from Boogie Nights.😄

  • @ofpmarine
    @ofpmarine 6 месяцев назад

    I’ve also heard the rumor that mattress stores are also used for money laundering 😂

  • @lifeupnorth9385
    @lifeupnorth9385 6 месяцев назад

    11:35 "You can milk anything with nipples"

  • @roselee1974
    @roselee1974 6 месяцев назад +2

    Lmao 😂😂
    You two crack me up

  • @unconsciousbutbreathing
    @unconsciousbutbreathing 6 месяцев назад

    If you’re not first you’re last

  • @smegheadish
    @smegheadish 6 месяцев назад

    It's " bumblebee 🐝 tuna"

  • @genepaceky9468
    @genepaceky9468 6 месяцев назад

    Holy shit. I'm checking out that Jack Idema documentary And I feel like Michael was really underselling the story. Please, please please do a video episode of the podcast of you watching and reacting to it. Even better, get Callen in for the end all be all episode of Tactical Asshole.

  • @2naturesownplace
    @2naturesownplace 6 месяцев назад

    @any reader. There is one thing, Andy seems to be out of the loop on. Companies that are protected by law. Are being sued by people, for the results of the companies product being used illegally. 1st example. The gun companies of America. Case in point. The company that produced the AR they claimed was used, sued. Even though on live TV, the HRT pulled it from the trunk of the car.

  • @Jistarii
    @Jistarii 6 месяцев назад +1

    Weird question. Who is controlling the camera during michael vs andy? Is Michael constantly flipping back and forth while talking? Saying things in his head "i need to switch camera to me nodding. Now back to Andy, now back to me". Totally worthless question but crossed my mind haha

    • @papabear328
      @papabear328 6 месяцев назад +1

      There's cameras that can track voice and switch accordingly (you can often find these in conference rooms for webcalls etc). Or it might be they have 2 set up and then edit into a single video.

  • @MarcuzTyler1
    @MarcuzTyler1 6 месяцев назад +1

    It would be cool to hear your take on Brent Tucker when he speaks about who did not shot Mr Bin Laden. It's a great episode they dropped at The Antihero Podcast.

    • @vinniemac6076
      @vinniemac6076 6 месяцев назад

      Andy has spoke on this topic before on another pod.not about Brent but who really shot UBL

    • @tyronetrump1612
      @tyronetrump1612 6 месяцев назад

      @@vinniemac6076 and he did it so eloqently with only a few words too

  • @booksbikes4953
    @booksbikes4953 6 месяцев назад

    For next round, can you ask Andy what he thought of 1984 (if he has now read it)?

  • @beawitched5252
    @beawitched5252 6 месяцев назад

    There are no gas bubbles.

  • @jrproctor5161
    @jrproctor5161 6 месяцев назад

    Why the TCav deflection during the French Foreign Legion question

    • @tyronetrump1612
      @tyronetrump1612 6 месяцев назад

      Love Taylor but I think like Jocko, it seems they kinda stay away from ones that have a checkered past in the community. Could just be me tho. Then again not sure if Andy was serious or fkin around about having Ben Sifrit on the show.
      I can only imagine the questions he would come up with lol

  • @joshmajor8662
    @joshmajor8662 6 месяцев назад +1

    EXACTLY!!! The people on twitch are absolute jokes of “people” Lol instead of playing the game yourself, your paying somebody to have fun for you 🤷‍♂️🤯 let that sink in people haha 😂

  • @Zosima45
    @Zosima45 6 месяцев назад

    28:47 the people on the other side of that "real estate expansion" are indeed fighting wars in defense of their nations

    • @ClearedHotPodcast
      @ClearedHotPodcast  6 месяцев назад +3

      Agreed. My point, was that at some point in their own history they were the ones on offense and expanding. Not justifying either side, just trying to think about it objectively.

  • @sigbeatsmm
    @sigbeatsmm 6 месяцев назад

    solid 😂🙏

  • @stephbrandenburg9957
    @stephbrandenburg9957 6 месяцев назад

    Horse’s name was popsicle

  • @michaelborucki2896
    @michaelborucki2896 6 месяцев назад

    Here is a legitimate question for Andy, what is the standard issue NSW hair grooming kit after receiving your trident, besides the ranger compass.

  • @josephdiaz452
    @josephdiaz452 5 месяцев назад

    I would fucking love to work for Andy

  • @georgecoull1883
    @georgecoull1883 6 месяцев назад

    I think Michael is growing up

  • @VeryFastRodi
    @VeryFastRodi 6 месяцев назад +1

    Lets face it, the movie: Idiocracy
    Was made for fun at the time, but sadly becoming more of a reality with all these soft people these days.

  • @autizmo813
    @autizmo813 6 месяцев назад

    22:10 AutoFalatio Dont Ask

  • @user-gh4lz8ni3g
    @user-gh4lz8ni3g 6 месяцев назад

    33:51

  • @k.s.9400
    @k.s.9400 6 месяцев назад +1

    Modern art and contemporary art aren’t the same thing bro.

  • @Nameismattt
    @Nameismattt 6 месяцев назад

    I have always wondered what the relationship is with u 2

    • @internet_internet
      @internet_internet 6 месяцев назад

      They roll around on the ground together while wearing extra durable pajamas.
      Andy always end up winning, if you get what I mean.

  • @alext4288
    @alext4288 6 месяцев назад

    Definitely shoulder have Ryan Montgomery a.k.a 0day on

  • @AhHereWeGo
    @AhHereWeGo 6 месяцев назад

    Is Michael’s last name forester? If so, we grew up together, lol

  • @415jokr
    @415jokr 6 месяцев назад

    Pay $10k gets kicked out 2nd day totally worth it

  • @EO2Mucky
    @EO2Mucky 6 месяцев назад

    Why are you wearing a puffy jacket...did it match your lulu lemmons?

  • @TheMitchyb61
    @TheMitchyb61 6 месяцев назад +2

    Kinda hot in these rhinos!

  • @MiguelGonzalez-ei9og
    @MiguelGonzalez-ei9og 6 месяцев назад

    The only reaction to firing a Javelin should be “Hoo-Yah” .....DUH!

  • @joshmajor8662
    @joshmajor8662 6 месяцев назад

    Andy, Remington went under because of something similar to the twitch lawsuit 😂🤷‍♂️ people have become beyond pathetic Lol 😂

  • @ohxsea80
    @ohxsea80 6 месяцев назад

    lol bone spurs

  • @mikelonde9567
    @mikelonde9567 6 месяцев назад

    Michael: bone spurs is a reference to Trump not serving.

  • @vtg401009
    @vtg401009 6 месяцев назад +1

    Michael episodes are painful.