Tactical A**holes - Volume 4 - Mambas, Rats with video helmets, and silent drills with Bryan Callen
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- Опубликовано: 16 фев 2023
- Bryan Callen was the founder of JSOC and a plank owner at both CAG and Devgru. He first tasted combat during the civil war and has fought for Truth, Liberty, and Justice since that time. He will occasionally moonlight as an assassin, traveling the globe in his continuous and continual fight against evil......
This episode will likely be censored due to the sensitivity of the tactics, techniques, and procedures discussed. Enjoy it while you can. 
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Thank you for your service at the highest levels Admiral Sergeant Major General Senior Chief Callen!
SPECIALIST Admiral Sergeant Major General Senior Chief Callen! Promotable status lol
He just got promoted after this show. Its now Command Chief Master General Bryan Callen. He now sits alongside the POTUS and advises him on all military action. From big conventional military to tip of the spear and clandestine/covert missions. He also oversees and trains members in the highly secretive kill teams with snatch dogs. Its a tier -1 unit. The guys who don't successfully screen for his unit are then recycled into the lower unites (tier 1) devgru and cag.
He’s a warrant, guys. Come on.
Well Bryan C. lied because I heard him say in another video that he was a Admiral Sergeant Major General MASTER Chief. Of course Callen probably went over the JSOC KILL limit and got busted down by the old man
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Callen would probably be a better advisor than cockbreath Milley
I can’t believe that this level of information is open to the public. Bryan’s knowledge and experience is truly on a different level than Andy’s.
I can’t believe the podcast hasn’t been taken down and their security clearance revoked. Unleashing this info to the enemy is profoundly unwise.
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China stole all of these tactics from Callen's brain 23 days before Callen even thought of them
Agreed. It’s flat out dangerous
"Ninjas hate crunchy leaves" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Bryan's ability to stay in character and fight the urge to bust out laughing is second to none. Tactical A**holes should be done at least once a quarter.
“You may get stung a couple times…but don’t fuck with the US military”! 😂😂
Bryan is the only operator to eat 2 MRE crackers without a single drop of water.......the guy is a legend.
JfC.... I'd heard the rumours, but I never thought I'd get to see the guys face !
The greatest Warrior- Poet since Masumune....
The greatest Warrior- Pirate since John Paul Jones ! ! !
The guy is so untouchably proficient in war he can just show his face, knowing no enemy will DARE to try anything.
I’m so glad that Bryan was able to take time out of his busy schedule consulting for Ground Branch to come on the podcast. Incredible tactical mind for sure.
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You two just need a podcast together. Make it a once a month thing I would love looking forward to that
Nah Brenda Chubb would get jealous
It’s masterful ….they’re committed to a long running jk while trying not to laugh.
Kinda like they’re free styling off the top….Callen bs’ and Andy tries to move the convo forward without laughing
Bryan Callen's 1000 yard stare is said to strike fear into the hearts of men over the horizon.
Been waiting so long for another Tac A-Hole drop!!! This makes Friday even better. Happy Weekend folks!!!
The world needs a comedy seal team movie, filmed with real tier 1 operators like Bryan.
It's an honor to hear from an elite operator like Wrinks!
Bryan Callen: "Keep your arms heavy and your belly tight."
Frank Constanza: "What the hell does that mean?"
Callen used to irritate tf out of me. You can't deny his improv is legend tier. Dudes so fucking hilarious.
Hands down the best podcasts on the internet. We need more of andy and Bryan.
“Ninjas hate crunchy leaves” -ancient ninja motto circa 2023
Its Refreshing to see the Real "Jason Bourne" finally show his face and teach us some tactics.
Callen is by far my favorite tactical expert and assassin, and circus ringleader. He may even stealth reincarnate as your child just to carry out his plans. Mans is lethal, he may also be a level 69 Wood Elf Ranger with plenty of points in animal summoning.
Bless you, Sir Andy, for letting us bask in such glory and also apparently a knack for improv.
Finally another episode my life has been empty without it
24:59 Andy remembering the time he thought the window was clear.
I had to pause the video several times because I was laughing so hard. Some reason about the two of you on a podcast is so fantastic fun. Hope your schedules align more often for this, or perhaps Bryan can talk some hollywood types of option this tactical asshole concept in to a feature length film.
This is solid gold comedy. I had to cut this off at work. Everyone was looking at me like I am crazy. 😀
Yes! I’ve been waiting impatiently for this since the last one. These tactical episodes with Brian are the best.
I want so badly to turn on the tv one day and hear something with our military involving a phrase "the team then released SGT Boa and Staff Sergeant Mamba into the building to disperse non-combatants before making entry"
How he comes up with the bullshit so fast is mind boggling 🤣🤣
Mr Callen is next level.
He should've been a hostage negotiator lol
Still waiting for the tactical hornet in a jar/crossbow/blowdart patches to come online and be able to buy
Oh how I’ve missed these…
Just the BEST and most sound, tactical advise that can be found, out there!!
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Yesssss!!! It’s been too long!
I'm on the edge of my seat for this episode. Literally, a porcelain one.
Share this historic moment folks. Bry is a national treasure (or junk, opinions vary). Regardless, Bry is the only person to clear a room filled with ISIS fighters and he only used an MRE spoon and crackers. Absolute legend.
That's absolute horseshit! The evil dwarf in his RUUKsack did half the work. Callen is so full of it.
To be fair, cracker dust in the eyes debilitates even the most ardent terrorists…
Liked this comment just based on your username
Just the video description alone deserves a like.
Gentlemen thank you for this, I'm grinning so much my face hurts. You two together brings me so much joy.
I've met Bryan at every VFW I've ever been to!
*BRAVO ZULU*
I've been waiting for this like an EAOS date.
Words cannot express how grateful I am for the knowledge from Senior Major 5 Star General Callen!
Maybe one day the stories from his “unit” will be more publicly appreciated.
I'm listening and it n my head I'm watching Bryan Callen in Bless Your Heart Operations an animated series. Please keep doing these Tac A hole episodes it's hilarious
This totally blew my mind ! I've gotta watch it again ! Great job !
This was the funniest podcast I’ve seen in a long time
Thank u both for this cast much respect from Missouri bless u both
Andy is such a skilled interrogator, I am in awe. Using one of the oldest tricks in the Operators handbooks - “Just Hypothetically Speaking What If….” he was able to get Bryan to spill, and spill and spill again. Amazing to watch a Master at work. Bravo Andy!
Such a privilege to absorb Bryan Callen's elite shadow combat experience, the true stealth sigint/humint ninja we'll never hear of.
I honestly believe Andy lives for these conversations
Bryan Callen is a national treasure! You two need a podcast together! ❤❤
I actually made a noise when I saw this show up! Thank you Andy and Bryan for this!!
Absolutely Hilarious… no way could I not just laugh through the entire episode
I discovered bryan from andy and he is so funny. I love his content and even though he's pretty much full of it he is also very intelligent and hilarious. He always keeps me wanting more
I had to immediately go back and watch this a second time....definitely should be a regular segment.....adding to my work email signature block "life's a war, that's why you gotta keep you arms heavy, your belly tight, your eyes clear and your heart full"......"I forgive you...." I'm dying man!!!
This is my favorite thing on RUclips.
Absolute class, Bryan Callen is hilarious and you two bouncing off of each other is awesome 😂 great podcast
I can't make it 30 seconds without busting out laughing 😂
I'll keep sleeping peacefully. You keep doing what you do. Respect.
This is so good ..would love more episodes like this one..haha
“You’ve successfully made it into the mudroom and now there’s another door and snakes on the floor.” Lol
Sure there’s DEVGRU, but Callen is part of REVGRU also know as the United States Navy Special Warfare Redevelopment Group that specializes is doing everything Team Six guys do but better
Hahahahahahaha
Need more of these 🙌🏻🙌🏻
Please do this once a week!!! CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!
I feel like I’m at Cheers listening to Cliff Claven. Awesome episode 😂
Damn it's been too long for one of these. A pleasant surprise
I love these episodes
That was great!! I needed that funny this week
Don’t watch while eating. I nearly lost my life laughing my ass off 😂
Dang Cody, hit the nail on the head! Not recommended while sipping coffee either!
@@willw.birnie8446 just choked on cold brew.
The thumbnail and title of this video is all-time great.
Can we get a monthly movie review with these two???
You know when he does that deep inhale he’s struggling to find some shit to say 😂 Callen is the best
My favorite podcast theme ever.
THANK YOU ANDY!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE SO FUNNY.
Unbelievable improv!! This is fantastic.
This was great !
Thanks for this
I love these.
For those of you who dont know, the character Jason Bourne is the biography of Bryan Callen, names and faces were changed to protect the innocent.
I’ve never laughed this hard in my life.
Is that a new t-shirt? "Ninjas hate crunchy leaves"
Props Andy, for not busting out of character. I could not have kept my shit together w/o laughing my ass off. good job!
Man, I'm gonna download this before it is pulled. Can't believe this information is out in the public now!! Only a matter of time before Star Command censors this!
This was amazing
This is hands down the funniest thing I’ve heard in so long
Brana Callen is the only one speaking the truth about what actually works in combat situations. You can see the years of experience on his face and his humbleness speaks volumes. True american hero.
This scenario needs to be a movie
These are such gold
Need one of these atleast every month
Legend has it Bryan is Jason Bourne original teacher
This needs to be a movie.
I need one of these at least 1 a month!
I love that he actually said Rucksack correct in the proper German pronunciation which is where the word comes from. And Andy’s like no
Andy got humbled and brought back down to earth here with Callen. Bryan Callen is a man of focus, determination, sheer will, something Andy stump knows little about. But Callen has been forged in the fire, stared down death and laughed more times than Andy can comprehend.
Thank you Sirs! Shared.
Do an episode about your old show death valley. I loved that show. Also congrats on Man Years. Great special
More of this!!
This was hilarious. More please. :D
1- where can I get some steel-toed moccasins 2- black and green Mambas, please direct me to your newsletter 3- first priority is competence, thank you for this. I love you both with the burning fire of a thousand Morgan Freemans’. Never stop. And “come get some” is my new mantra. 😂🎉❤
This is the ultimate opsec breach I can't believe andy stood for an hour of this🤣
Man bryan callen is really giving away to many secrets
Thank you for the knowledge sergeant major senior chief callen 🫡
I love this episode so much 😂🤣💀
Someone needs to make this movie!
Finally YES!!!
this is gold.
I love how these 2 are constantly trying to throw you off tracks, bc they both agreed western exterior doors open out, when we all know all residential doors open “away” or into the house. You can’t fool me guys.
You 2 do have a similar comedy style. Very nice
I laughed so hard - thanks Andy!!
Outstanding!
I’m just glad that men like Bryan are on our side