Noko Mashaba - The Blind Date

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  • Опубликовано: 26 авг 2024
  • The adventures of Noko Mashaba by Jonas Lekganyane:
    In this episode Noko meets a girl on the internet, they set up a blind date which leaves Noko in a shock of his life.
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Комментарии • 654

  • @Bortham7
    @Bortham7 8 лет назад +135

    "now I'm on a date with the incredible hulk" I'm still on the floor kkkkk

    • @liltgang7995
      @liltgang7995 3 года назад +1

      Hahaha hahaha 😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 Girl: I need my beauty sleep
      Noko:No you need a beauty coma.😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Yoshi-gv8pf
    @Yoshi-gv8pf 7 лет назад +77

    I still try to find out how he managed to down that coffee with 10 spoonfuls of sugar in it!!! LOL

  • @othabetsweephraim8670
    @othabetsweephraim8670 7 лет назад +122

    Hahahaha does it taste different when i pronounce it right?... No
    Then Fosekkkkkkkk!!!!!!!
    HAHahhaha that killed me

  • @bolelangmoshe2511
    @bolelangmoshe2511 4 года назад +105

    "Chemistry? Ah, nna ke feela Mathematics!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mimmysitshela6129
    @mimmysitshela6129 6 лет назад +106

    U are somewhere between the Rock and Schwazneger😂

  • @brokequeen8727
    @brokequeen8727 3 года назад +98

    Noko: When will you pay me back
    Uncle: the 30th February
    Noko : I will set a reminder
    Me: February only has 28 days(29 days on a leap year)

  • @veronicamphela771
    @veronicamphela771 8 лет назад +49

    I would really love to see how he sets a reminder for the 30th of February. Lol, they are hilarious.

  • @ntsuminyiko3190
    @ntsuminyiko3190 2 года назад +19

    "Does it taste different when I pronounced it right?"
    Waiter:No,it doesn't
    "Then Vustake!!"
    Killed me
    Then then
    I used to be a man
    Yo yo yo
    I wheel so hard I had to take my inhaler

  • @ronelareses1098
    @ronelareses1098 5 лет назад +23

    Does it taste better when I pronounce it correct??
    No, it doesn't
    Her-than voestek!
    Yoh yoh it killed me

  • @nirvanaaraeb4946
    @nirvanaaraeb4946 6 лет назад +32

    Lol! Noko always makes me laugh, no wonder I can't get enough of his clips

  • @lefa007
    @lefa007 8 лет назад +116

    Lmfao lmfao 😱😂😂😂😂"does it taste different when I pronounce it right" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @fananqayi2896
      @fananqayi2896 8 лет назад +4

      😂😂😂😂 lmfao "so futsek" 😂😂😂

    • @MalomElboy
      @MalomElboy 8 лет назад +2

      Kwaaaa killed me

    • @mrmonkey992
      @mrmonkey992 8 лет назад +2

      laughed so hard😂😂😂

    • @Nicole-fi9gm
      @Nicole-fi9gm 7 лет назад +1

      Lefa ™ t🗣🙏🙏✌🙏💑✌👇💑🙏😘😎🙂🙂🤗🤗😍😍😟🙃😷😭😭😢

    • @Nicole-fi9gm
      @Nicole-fi9gm 7 лет назад +1

      Lefa ™ 🙂😏🤗🤗🤗🤗😏😏😇

  • @saintdavvy
    @saintdavvy 2 года назад +16

    POV: It's 2022 & this video still slaps.

  • @vuyobito3583
    @vuyobito3583 5 лет назад +29

    South African Sugar Daddies Union😂😂🤣

  • @Sbulel
    @Sbulel 6 лет назад +41

    Uncle Dons's SASDU Membership Card is expiring next year!😂 Haha

  • @ndivhusadiki621
    @ndivhusadiki621 5 лет назад +22

    you no Noko, I feel so much chemistry between us. Awwa I feel mathematics. I'm dead. XD

  • @Elusivekid777
    @Elusivekid777 8 лет назад +54

    Probably the best one. I've never laughed so hard in my life. epic stuff. Keep it up.

  • @tmntanjana7092
    @tmntanjana7092 4 года назад +10

    This is not wwe SmackDown I'm dead😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @prosperndlovu1327
    @prosperndlovu1327 2 года назад +2

    😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Dons jus put 10 teaspoons of sugar and pretended as if nothing happened

  • @kake1691
    @kake1691 3 года назад +5

    “no, it’s just two teaspoons “
    time it’s 11 teaspoons 😭😭😭

  • @nomsapatriciahawker2678
    @nomsapatriciahawker2678 8 лет назад +164

    My brother please tell your body guard to calm down this is not WWE SMACKDOWN

  • @kagontleserutle5775
    @kagontleserutle5775 2 года назад +2

    No Noko killed me, I was laughing the whole time😂😂😂🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️😂

  • @belovedofgod7172
    @belovedofgod7172 8 лет назад +53

    does it taste different when she pronounce it right?? hahaha

  • @MrSlam114
    @MrSlam114 8 лет назад +28

    Are o feel Chemistry, nna ke feel Mathematics. lol

  • @nombulelomthimkulu4167
    @nombulelomthimkulu4167 8 лет назад +50

    Noko's opening line jus finished me 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @busisiwe7738
    @busisiwe7738 8 лет назад +8

    dead dead dead...lmao. this is the best thing ever!!!have no idea how many times ive watched it. kills me everytime!!!! maaaaaan you good

  • @nqobile4847
    @nqobile4847 8 лет назад +34

    "Yaz ndand'kade ndiyndoda" that part cracked me :V :V :V

  • @mpanamashile3901
    @mpanamashile3901 Год назад +1

    This isn't funny... It is HILARIOUS!!!
    That date was awkward and funny!

  • @user-do7hn1ht1k
    @user-do7hn1ht1k 8 месяцев назад +1

    Part 1 helps to correct those that do not question before doing wrong things

  • @ngwakomathews4335
    @ngwakomathews4335 8 лет назад +13

    Ma'ma its not gomet...its Gourmet....Chemistry? no way nna i feel mathematics ....#lmfao kwaaaxx....wa ndirela Johas..

  • @david_legodi
    @david_legodi 5 лет назад +4

    Malome is the best character guys 😂 😂

  • @abongilexeketwana2645
    @abongilexeketwana2645 8 лет назад +37

    30 February??? Lol.... and he will put a reminder they're both dump

  • @Robloxguy820
    @Robloxguy820 2 года назад +2

    I like Noko's shows

  • @kgoogothabommusi9110
    @kgoogothabommusi9110 8 лет назад +4

    been missing your funny work bra van my, always smacking mzansi down with comedy, keep it up jita. blesser

  • @Mokoeltrans_Coaches
    @Mokoeltrans_Coaches 7 лет назад +5

    Nook never disappoints 😀😀😀😀😀😀 between the Rock

  • @sbusisombambo145
    @sbusisombambo145 8 лет назад +4

    she feels chemistry and Noko feel mathematics loool...

  • @djbhompus5812
    @djbhompus5812 8 лет назад +32

    yaz ndakade ndiyndoda! loool! #shocked!

  • @munashekagodo
    @munashekagodo 4 года назад +3

    M not even South African but still enjoy this

  • @ayahlumaliwani5375
    @ayahlumaliwani5375 2 года назад +3

    Never gets old🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @justshera54
    @justshera54 Год назад +3

    Blind date:”I used to be a man”.
    Noko:”my brother,you’re naughty huh”?.
    Got me smiling better than this :D

  • @josephmatlou6895
    @josephmatlou6895 5 лет назад +3

    I feel mathematics!🤣🤣🤣

  • @felixkamau2585
    @felixkamau2585 4 года назад +2

    Daamn this guys I never stop laughing 😆😆I even always share this videos to my friends for them to suscribe

  • @jackiejacksful
    @jackiejacksful 8 лет назад +20

    i have literally laughed myself to stitches. Somewhere btwn The Rock and Schwarzenegger. Igama ngu Caitlyn

  • @HerDangLife
    @HerDangLife 8 лет назад +3

    its been a while i even forgot i subscribed

  • @muazabdool6047
    @muazabdool6047 8 лет назад +2

    I feel mathematics ...that one got me lmao!!

  • @stevemeyer4182
    @stevemeyer4182 7 лет назад +2

    very funny,good humour , a real depressed reliever.good job..tersia meyer.😁😁😁😁😁👱👅👍👍👍👍👍

  • @__iamasher1939
    @__iamasher1939 7 лет назад +1

    They should get an award

    • @MegaArcade
      @MegaArcade 2 года назад

      They did, they won SAFTA last year

  • @anesm4774
    @anesm4774 8 лет назад +6

    omg the accent .......the accent she killed me um dead somebody wake me up

    • @mdi-luxg.j3076
      @mdi-luxg.j3076 8 лет назад +5

      Hahaha..... "Hai ndandikade ndiyindoda"

    • @MontanaOJ
      @MontanaOJ 8 лет назад

      +Mdi-Lux G.J 😂😭😂😭

  • @djpsoul898
    @djpsoul898 8 лет назад +5

    You are the best 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @omhleb7494
    @omhleb7494 8 лет назад +11

    Haaaaaa this killed me "ndandikade ndiyindoda" 😆😆😆😆

  • @luvokenke5041
    @luvokenke5041 2 года назад +1

    Tell your body guard to calm down 😂😂😂😂😉

  • @bekezelaphiri3627
    @bekezelaphiri3627 3 года назад +1

    Noko finished me 😂😂😂😂

  • @putumaninomzaza434
    @putumaninomzaza434 8 лет назад +9

    hayi yaz ndandikade ndiyiNdoda hahaha

  • @siphenathiyabotaremtee4375
    @siphenathiyabotaremtee4375 4 года назад +3

    Noko:You still owe me when are you going pay me back
    Dons: On the 30th of February don't worry you my nephew will get it 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @angeldomnbhebe8947
    @angeldomnbhebe8947 8 лет назад +2

    hahahahahahahaha made my day...ts been so long
    tops noko u r the best...have watched it over and over again n i just cant stop laughing

  • @makamatelemohumotjie7601
    @makamatelemohumotjie7601 2 месяца назад

    noko u will always be the great of all the time even 2024 i am still watching your videos

  • @lasembomkhize2666
    @lasembomkhize2666 Год назад +1

    Malume Dons trying to go 6 feet under with those 10 spoons of sugar 💀

  • @nontethelelothandeka6899
    @nontethelelothandeka6899 8 лет назад +6

    Ten spoons of sugar ai ngeke malume Dons

    • @gertrudesatekge2635
      @gertrudesatekge2635 5 лет назад

      Nontethelelo Thandeka TEN SPOOONS😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @angeluslepang294
    @angeluslepang294 8 лет назад +5

    hahaha!dis manlady though.."does it taste different wen i pronounce it?" Bosso ke ene

  • @febehttp3
    @febehttp3 7 лет назад +2

    Lol the end part tho hahahahah

  • @Mahlags
    @Mahlags 8 лет назад +10

    Malome Dons: 'otlare go leta waba wa rusa' =D

  • @pandelanitshivhula7208
    @pandelanitshivhula7208 5 лет назад +1

    DId anyone notice that she ordered "gomet" pizza but she's eating a full chicken, a whole full chicken!

  • @stephina4853
    @stephina4853 8 лет назад +1

    i need more of this,i have died

  • @Anastasia-lb2dp
    @Anastasia-lb2dp 8 лет назад +3

    😂😂 always cracking me up

  • @kuda95m44
    @kuda95m44 8 лет назад +11

    finally.......been too long

  • @officialtabX
    @officialtabX 8 лет назад +3

    Yoh Malome Dons and sugar though.. Lmao

  • @moratehimotloung5058
    @moratehimotloung5058 8 лет назад +1

    loooool nice 1JONAS WE REALLY likes ur cartoons uncle DONS N NOKO

  • @boitumelokolokoto4970
    @boitumelokolokoto4970 8 лет назад

    applause to noko mashaba,follow back n then gaiwa motlogolo,nna Ke blessa msha,😆😂😂OMG

  • @kamogelokgopa75
    @kamogelokgopa75 2 года назад +1

    Hahahhahah hahahhahah that killed me so bad hahahhahah wow wow😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lilyn2476
    @lilyn2476 5 лет назад +1

    😂I feel mathematics... I can't deal

  • @honeststranger1070
    @honeststranger1070 4 года назад +1

    Blaze KOT alinileta hapa 😆😆😆

  • @jeremiahrasekgwalo9248
    @jeremiahrasekgwalo9248 7 лет назад +4

    u eat like u come from the initiation school

  • @cyjarlohandsome
    @cyjarlohandsome 8 лет назад +1

    im a blesser young man 😂😂😂

  • @Andrewzzzzzz
    @Andrewzzzzzz 3 года назад

    Sugar daddy killed me 😂😂😂

  • @SissyMathe
    @SissyMathe 2 месяца назад

    Pov. It 2024 amd this video still slaps

  • @runganorukainga6613
    @runganorukainga6613 7 лет назад +1

    hahahahahaah noko always manages to make me laugh

  • @zamanisislife3314
    @zamanisislife3314 8 лет назад +9

    oh my gossh! how long has it been though guys?? lol.. totes enjoyed though :)

    • @zamanisislife3314
      @zamanisislife3314 8 лет назад

      +ZamaNisi's Life hey there. please check out my channel. I'm a South African Vlogger tryna break into the industry. Thank you :)

  • @sharzhay
    @sharzhay 8 лет назад +3

    Lol Nna ke feela mathematics

  • @unathigama7743
    @unathigama7743 2 года назад

    I laughed when she said I used to be a man 😂😂😂

  • @seankgomotso
    @seankgomotso 8 лет назад +1

    LOL MAN! IT'S BEEN TOO LONG! THE WAIT WAS WORTH IT! HAHAHAHA!

  • @ndodanangwenya3006
    @ndodanangwenya3006 4 года назад +1

    Even im from zimbabwe but im enjoying Noko kkkkk skoko

  • @thembinkosichiyi1954
    @thembinkosichiyi1954 3 года назад

    A beauty coma instated of a beauty sleep😂😂😂😂

  • @bigelo_fx2340
    @bigelo_fx2340 8 лет назад

    "does it taste different when i pronounce it right''lol

  • @mahlatsenkuna813
    @mahlatsenkuna813 8 лет назад +30

    lol..... last time when I check my calendar February ebe e sena di 30

  • @terra_4276
    @terra_4276 4 года назад

    🤣 🤣 Just saw the "crazy old man" now......

  • @luh-erroll
    @luh-erroll 4 года назад

    Akere Wa bona, o shetsha rutela moss ka ire swara ke no swara!

  • @rozvi_prince
    @rozvi_prince 8 лет назад +5

    loving your work guys kip it up

  • @nkosinathimakhanya5429
    @nkosinathimakhanya5429 8 лет назад

    The waiter threw a shade that was fire, Too hot to handle

  • @hellenmailula6770
    @hellenmailula6770 8 лет назад

    Kwaaaaak lool dis guy is crazy. Lol dis is funny. Gape u killed me

  • @ntokozokheswa3343
    @ntokozokheswa3343 4 года назад +1

    The SASDU thou🤣🤣🤣

  • @limez_f1885
    @limez_f1885 3 года назад

    They fooled me with the MAF method 🤣

  • @ndzalamaemerald8565
    @ndzalamaemerald8565 Год назад

    2023...let's mark the register 💓

  • @LTM713
    @LTM713 Год назад

    Awa I feel mathematics got me dying

  • @tlotlolottering7267
    @tlotlolottering7267 4 года назад +1

    2020 still here😅

  • @tomsimbaali896
    @tomsimbaali896 8 лет назад +1

    Almost dead.... Kp dis up all the way from Bulawayo Zimbabwe...

  • @nombekoketelo9922
    @nombekoketelo9922 4 года назад +1

    2020 😂😂😂😂😂 funny as hell

  • @magnificentsizwe980
    @magnificentsizwe980 8 лет назад +1

    Mjitdaa usille neh :)

  • @kabelojohannes4443
    @kabelojohannes4443 8 лет назад +1

    Lol Malome Never disappoint

  • @sindilehlazane9637
    @sindilehlazane9637 5 лет назад

    Beauty sleep, No my sister Wena u need a beauty coma. TF is that 😂

  • @seanmagwenzi2637
    @seanmagwenzi2637 4 года назад

    Please tell your bodyguard to calm this is not SmackDown 🤩🤩🤩🤣🤣😂🤣😃

  • @daughterofaking7777
    @daughterofaking7777 4 года назад +1

    I really enjoy all thr vídeos. When are you going to do comic books and also in different languages?