I think Squidward trying to run down SpongeBob and Patrick with the bulldozer at the end of opposite day goes very quickly from disorderly conduct up to attempted vehicular homicide.
That I couldn’t agree more with as that’s a perfectly valid example of just one of so many ways one could go crazy enough to cross the line with any such foul behavior. Especially since Squidward took SpongeBob and Patrick’s “hatred” so seriously, that instead of playing along with their opposite game, he is far too busy focused on attempting to sell his house in hopes of moving as far away from them as possible. And I think because of his own frustrations over his failed dream of becoming a famous, rich, successful artist.
@@unclej2763 though spongebob and patrick do not deserve to be unalived, you can't deny that sometimes they drive people insane. Breaking into your house,ruining a lot of your house....the list goes on about how spongbob and patrick go too far as well. This adding to the frustration of not achieving his dream, can push someone to a breaking point.
27:17 But the security system took control of Squidward’s House and began attacking the city, forcing the mayor to give him community service for the damage he caused, even though SpongeBob and Patrick were in his house the WHOLE TIME and were responsible for EVERYTHING. This episode is when the Squidward Torture became a staple and this episode was especially mean.
That would be more interesting considering most of Squidward's crime's are done while he's dealing with SpongeBob and Patrick. Sounds like an insanity plea to me.
Woah this is really well done, the narration, the relatability, the editing. I'm surprised to find another channel I'll binge as much as I binge SweatyClam
4:15 Fun fact:This scene was deleted because of when the episode was released, near 9/11, so they decided it wouldn’t be a good idea to show an explosion right after such a traumatic event
Squidward could easily plead insanity to most if not all charges in regards to his neighbors and workplace. He has annoying neighbors and incompetent coworker and boss. I'm pretty sure people would get destructive if left those things to go on for so long for so many times.
I just love how really, krabs didn’t have to catch that dime, it would have been caught in the P-trap and he could have just pulled the plumming under the sink to get it back! Side note: I low key would have never realized you were new! Your editing is so good! Subscribing!
I disagree there’s plenty of eps where SpongeBob is the punching bag or Patrick. I’d argue plankton as well I don’t think they really zone in on person
9:48-9:53 dude that's how a lot of people laugh when they laugh at Looney Tunes or Tom & Jerry's slapsticks! But Squidward has also gotten this much amount of slapstick, especially by SpongeBob!
7:30 I lived in Hawaii for 7 years, and this is not enforced at all. Modified exhaust systems revving by at 2am, neighbors smoking and partying all night above me, drunken parking lot arguments, and I couldn't get anything done about any of it.
crazy how you just started your channel a month ago and the quality of the videos you put out are awesome i have no doubt your channel will grow insanely fast keep it up 💯
28:08 YOUR HONOR! OBJECTION! The client was *not* in the house whatsoever when the Security System malfunction and caused terror on the city. This is a matter of Cyber security that Mr Tentacles had no control over!
This is actually really well edited, and I'm glad to see segments and episodes from seasons after the first three taken into consideration, as there's lots of really good and underrated episodes in those post-movie eras!
He would actually get an additional life sentence +17- ~120 years for the distribution of an explosive device with the intent to kill, distributing an explosive device resulting in bodily harm (even if it is his own), Distribution with the intent to damage property, and distribution of an explosive device under false pretenses (lying about the devices nature). This would all be under federal law as it would be classed as an act of domestic terrorism.
22:00 Its actually not illegal to fake your own death. The only thing the law is concerned with is any crimes you commit after the fact. In this case the charge would be fraud since Squidward not telling them the truth is what led to a funeral service. Its unlawful to hold a fake funeral for a non deceased person.
Despite his cellmate Squidward already serving a 10-year sentence for theft and being called a "convict" by Mr. Krabs, neither Patrick and Squidward are seen wearing prison outfits. He is confined in "The Executive Treatment" for corporate espionage that he never actually committed.
there's a lot of Spongebob characters that could have interesting videos with this topic. Mr Krabs, Plankton have massive rap sheets themselves, Bubble Bass, Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy's rogues gallery... and even Mrs Puff would be an interesting one to analyse (it helps she's also canonically a felon from Shell City who may or may not have changed her name from Bobbi Blowfish)
Trying to pop bubble buddy could also be inciting violence which would add to his sentence another 5 years. As for the squidward's house issue. It may actually not be his fault at all if he just obtained the system. The liability may fall on the company producing it.
I'm surprised the booby traps didn't end up on Mr. Crabs' episode. IIRC, booby traps aren't legal in a lot of places and in some places, the fines can be pretty big.
12:00 that's not really false reporting, considering there actually was a disturbance at spongebob's house if it was loud enough to wake him up, plus the fact that there was an actual crime in progress of breaking and entering by plankton. also 18:42 isn't really fraud, as lying about owning a restaurant isn't a crime. if you want to say actively and physically trying to pass himself off as the owner is the real crime, then you have to remember mr. krabs, the sole owner and proprietor, gave him full permission, which can be interpreted as krabs letting squidward run the restaurant for that time frame
9:22 "harmless" but SpongeBob's jokes were NOT harmless!!! He did things against peoples' orders which even caused one fish to get angry, so why would they laugh for him?!
@@lunakingsley.7247 But he was very harmless in the sense that he was very annoying!!! People didn't realize that! Wait, did you say an extra? He only gave him one, not two, not three.
@@zack_brave1747 well, how would he not be annoying like he usually is? He also didn't keep his promise he wouldn't do April Fools' pranks, knowing how annoying it is to Squidward and knowing he'll quit the Krusty Krab.
Trespassing and criminal theft as those Krabby patties are definitely worth more than 600-1000 depending the state The realtor is actually assault as he was touching her
You better check how many crimes spongebob commits because Spongebob is by far the one with the most crimes commited as he has broken into squidwards house THOUSANDS of times.
I think Squidward trying to run down SpongeBob and Patrick with the bulldozer at the end of opposite day goes very quickly from disorderly conduct up to attempted vehicular homicide.
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That I couldn’t agree more with as that’s a perfectly valid example of just one of so many ways one could go crazy enough to cross the line with any such foul behavior. Especially since Squidward took SpongeBob and Patrick’s “hatred” so seriously, that instead of playing along with their opposite game, he is far too busy focused on attempting to sell his house in hopes of moving as far away from them as possible. And I think because of his own frustrations over his failed dream of becoming a famous, rich, successful artist.
@@unclej2763 though spongebob and patrick do not deserve to be unalived, you can't deny that sometimes they drive people insane. Breaking into your house,ruining a lot of your house....the list goes on about how spongbob and patrick go too far as well. This adding to the frustration of not achieving his dream, can push someone to a breaking point.
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I love this side of the internet no drama just sponge 😂well sponges being victims of vehicular homicide
squidwards doesn't even wear pants so he's constantly doing indecent exposure
they're animals
But all of the other fish wear pants besides squidward and plankton.
@@CollateralDetectiveThey're still animals.
@@gamingwityaboicolby1217 its society
@@sock_investment Full of animals that aren't human beings.
27:17 But the security system took control of Squidward’s House and began attacking the city, forcing the mayor to give him community service for the damage he caused, even though SpongeBob and Patrick were in his house the WHOLE TIME and were responsible for EVERYTHING. This episode is when the Squidward Torture became a staple and this episode was especially mean.
EXACTLY!
The bulldozer incident would be seen as attempted murder, in Hawaii, as he had the attempt to kill them both
27:18
The security system TAKES CONTROL OF SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE
AND BEGINS ATTACKING THE CITY LEAVING THE MAYOR TO GIVE SQUIDWARD COMMUNITY SERVICE
@@robodude145FOR THE DAMAGE HE CAUSED, EVEN THOUGH SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK WERE IN HIS HOUSE
@@K1ttyGam3rAND THAT IS THE WOST DAY OF SQUIDWARDS LIFE!
15:30 I think this warrants a video of how it would go if krabs was charged for his crimes. 🤣
Definitely!
That would be more interesting considering most of Squidward's crime's are done while he's dealing with SpongeBob and Patrick. Sounds like an insanity plea to me.
@@NoVillainsAreSAFE How about Cartman? I would also ask why you used Hawaiian laws for this video and Marshall Islands laws for the other.
it's no secret these days that bikini bottom is a reference to bikini atoll, a nuclear weapons testing site near Hawaii @@Pupperpats
Woah this is really well done, the narration, the relatability, the editing. I'm surprised to find another channel I'll binge as much as I binge SweatyClam
Thanks a lot glad to hear it! There’s plenty more like this on the way
@@NoVillainsAreSAFE You mistakenly blamed Squidward for what his neighbors and security system did.
4:15 Fun fact:This scene was deleted because of when the episode was released, near 9/11, so they decided it wouldn’t be a good idea to show an explosion right after such a traumatic event
Squidward could easily plead insanity to most if not all charges in regards to his neighbors and workplace. He has annoying neighbors and incompetent coworker and boss. I'm pretty sure people would get destructive if left those things to go on for so long for so many times.
SpongeBob is more competent & engaged with his job than Squidward. Reg is a cake walk vs being in the kitchen.
Spongebob is not incompetent in his job. Squidward is just a lazy bum
Saying that trying to run somebody over with a bulldozer is "disorderly conduct" is WILD!
In a way it is, but it's also more serious.
The interesting thing about him is he only ever succeeds in his hobbies when he doesn’t try. His failures are all a result of trying too hard.
That or his constant narcissism.
That last one wasn’t his fault, it was whoever was selling that security system’s.
I love this edit. Also the narration. Good job.
Thanks!
You should have that guy who yells my eyes. When he was running naked through town lol
I’m trying to figure out how Squidward was doing indecent exposure when his bottom half is always exposed. 🤷♀️
same with patrick but he had no shirt
Technically, his sinep is... Elsewhere. Therefore, not really indecent exposure.
I just love how really, krabs didn’t have to catch that dime, it would have been caught in the P-trap and he could have just pulled the plumming under the sink to get it back!
Side note: I low key would have never realized you were new! Your editing is so good! Subscribing!
Thanks a lot! There’s plenty more like this on the way!
I can see the numbers on the Thumbnail the number is “4389 Years”.
I low key don't understand why people use low key in a sentence...
It would have been less funny though
The 1st doesn't count because he doesn't even wear pants so he's always exposed
I think in this case that would be much, much worse for him
Dear lord, I don't think I can even imagine what Mr. Krabs's sentence would be. The same would be said about Plankton as well.
I think Sandy would be a better friend for SpongeBob.
2:01 It says enereency on the hospital
I HATE when an ENTIRE SHOW makes 1 character its punching bag!!!!! (In this case 2: Squidward & Mrs. Puff).
I disagree there’s plenty of eps where SpongeBob is the punching bag or Patrick. I’d argue plankton as well I don’t think they really zone in on person
it was the video you’re watching focused on squidward, NOT the show
but it’s so funny lmao. Plus,literally all the characters have bee BLOWN UP before so…
@@maki9972 You couldn't be more wrong. Those episodes are VERY rare.
Boohoo...
9:48-9:53 dude that's how a lot of people laugh when they laugh at Looney Tunes or Tom & Jerry's slapsticks!
But Squidward has also gotten this much amount of slapstick, especially by SpongeBob!
7:30 I lived in Hawaii for 7 years, and this is not enforced at all. Modified exhaust systems revving by at 2am, neighbors smoking and partying all night above me, drunken parking lot arguments, and I couldn't get anything done about any of it.
The pacing, humour, etc is spot on. Magnificent 🧐
Thanks!
Your honor, my client has obviously been driven insane by having to work for Eugene Krabs
As Squidward's lawyer, I will have you know, he just wanted to get away from Spongebob.
I would tell Squidward to get a restraining order, but his criminal history is so large the police might not ever believe him!
It’s safe to assume Squidward is an hourly employee… when he was taking the day off he never punched out… that’s called “stealing time”
crazy how you just started your channel a month ago and the quality of the videos you put out are awesome i have no doubt your channel will grow insanely fast keep it up 💯
“Have you ever stayed up till 2;00am?”
How did you know I’m literally watching this at 2 am 😭
I'm glad you mention the security system and the house as an IT and not THEY because that would be stupid.
Calling SQUIDward an octopus has gotta be one of the biggest plunders I've ever witnessed in Spongebob lore.
It's factually correct and was confirmed. The story goes that Octoward sounded off.
Dude, you’re so dedicated to your craft. You should have more subs!
Thanks!
dude i love ur vids. plsss make moreee
Please do Mr. Krabs next. I can only imagine all of his crimes!!!
these are so insanely good you need to do more! please please do American dad
Dude just showed up outta nowhere and started making W content
Spongebob is probably one of the best cartoons ever made, it still cracks me up and the random explosions always have me rolling
These are very high quality. I'm loving these videos you're making
Please gotte make that spongbob vid gotta see that little manic multiple life sentences
Stayed tuned, it’s on the way!
@@NoVillainsAreSAFEyou're going to have to cover SpongeBob's 44 crimes.
1:15 I just remember my mom and I laughing so hard at this episode 😂
28:08 YOUR HONOR! OBJECTION! The client was *not* in the house whatsoever when the Security System malfunction and caused terror on the city. This is a matter of Cyber security that Mr Tentacles had no control over!
Take a shot for every “slapped with a fine of one thousand dollars”
wow it is such a good video! so great to have a new channel have such an awesome quality vids! keep up the good work and good luck!
Thank you!!
This is actually really well edited, and I'm glad to see segments and episodes from seasons after the first three taken into consideration, as there's lots of really good and underrated episodes in those post-movie eras!
He would actually get an additional life sentence +17- ~120 years for the distribution of an explosive device with the intent to kill, distributing an explosive device resulting in bodily harm (even if it is his own), Distribution with the intent to damage property, and distribution of an explosive device under false pretenses (lying about the devices nature). This would all be under federal law as it would be classed as an act of domestic terrorism.
1:07 not squidward mouthing him😂😂
"I spent the entire week binging ever SpongeBob episode" honestly, real
Every*
@TheOriginalShadowWolf how dare u >:(
i remember watching the episode where squidward breaks into the resturant at night and gets set on fire multiple times when the episode first aired.
22:00 Its actually not illegal to fake your own death. The only thing the law is concerned with is any crimes you commit after the fact. In this case the charge would be fraud since Squidward not telling them the truth is what led to a funeral service. Its unlawful to hold a fake funeral for a non deceased person.
Can you please do Bugs Bunny from Looney Tunes you would make my day
Despite his cellmate Squidward already serving a 10-year sentence for theft and being called a "convict" by Mr. Krabs, neither Patrick and Squidward are seen wearing prison outfits. He is confined in "The Executive Treatment" for corporate espionage that he never actually committed.
there's a lot of Spongebob characters that could have interesting videos with this topic. Mr Krabs, Plankton have massive rap sheets themselves, Bubble Bass, Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy's rogues gallery... and even Mrs Puff would be an interesting one to analyse (it helps she's also canonically a felon from Shell City who may or may not have changed her name from Bobbi Blowfish)
Try watching "A better schedule for Nickelodeon's main block" by Evan Rosman
It's so nostalgic remembering the episodes from these clips
You sound like the manager of Krabby O' Mondays
Subcribed for the detication
Thanks heaps!
Dedication*
Trying to pop bubble buddy could also be inciting violence which would add to his sentence another 5 years. As for the squidward's house issue. It may actually not be his fault at all if he just obtained the system. The liability may fall on the company producing it.
Honestly, if I had been through all of the things that happened to him, I've done worst.
never thought i would be interested in a question like this
Squidward: what is this thing made of?????
SpongeBob: E Y E L A S H E S :D
Now I should tell my friends at School that Squidward is a Bad guy because the many crimes he did and still got away with it today. :)
Actually it's 1:45am rn but it's close enough 😂😂😂😂
I'VE GOT YOU NOW! WAIT UNTIL MR. KRABS FINDS OUT YOU'RE A...toilet
squidward wouldn't even get a break from spongebob and patrick. they'd follow him into the prison
Reminder that Squidward often gets arrested for stupid reasons too, so the actual sentence would be much higher as the police in Bikini Bottom suck.
I'm surprised the booby traps didn't end up on Mr. Crabs' episode. IIRC, booby traps aren't legal in a lot of places and in some places, the fines can be pretty big.
12:00 that's not really false reporting, considering there actually was a disturbance at spongebob's house if it was loud enough to wake him up, plus the fact that there was an actual crime in progress of breaking and entering by plankton.
also 18:42 isn't really fraud, as lying about owning a restaurant isn't a crime. if you want to say actively and physically trying to pass himself off as the owner is the real crime, then you have to remember mr. krabs, the sole owner and proprietor, gave him full permission, which can be interpreted as krabs letting squidward run the restaurant for that time frame
You should do a video if every looney tunes character was charged for their crimes
9:22 "harmless" but SpongeBob's jokes were NOT harmless!!! He did things against peoples' orders which even caused one fish to get angry, so why would they laugh for him?!
He littarly put one extra ice cub in a drink. That isn't remotely harmful.
@@lunakingsley.7247 But he was very harmless in the sense that he was very annoying!!! People didn't realize that! Wait, did you say an extra? He only gave him one, not two, not three.
It doesn't have to be physical to be harmful.
@@corporatemagician1 how was he even annoying in that episode
@@zack_brave1747 well, how would he not be annoying like he usually is? He also didn't keep his promise he wouldn't do April Fools' pranks, knowing how annoying it is to Squidward and knowing he'll quit the Krusty Krab.
3:26 but he didn’t do that
he should have the deaf sentence for terrorism
I would've loved to see that deleted scene in just one bite
Now it’s the normal scene again
Here before this channel blows up Great editing!
Ah yes, cannot forget the time Squidward exposed himself in public.
Which time would that be? Lol
"What the sigma?" -Squidward
🧐Honestly, I think Squidward just might be insane at this point so he would probably get an insanity plea dealing with Spongebob alone every day.😬
Why do I feel like Squidward would be Hannibal Lecter in prison?
Spongebob videos: petty misdemeanor, 30 days and a fine
Family guy videos: 17 billion years in prison plus 100 billion in fines
Gee I wonder why? Lol
I can’t be the only one who thinks he sounds a bit like Matt pat in the into
I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one haha I love it though, lowekey was waiting for “but hey that’s just a theory… a FILM theory” near the end lmao ❤
Into?
There’s an episode when SpongeBob is babysitting bubble buddies kid
just gonna point out spongebob is literally indestructible, so he can't be in danger of bodily harm.
I think every single main character would get a Life or Death sentence
Squiddy a whole felon
9:50
What was that Noise? *:D*
I would like a video on how long would Mr Burns prison sentence would be
I'm sure if spongebob appeared in court for more than 1 hour the judge would drop all charges-
Im pretty sure his lawyer could argue battered wife syndrome with how horrible SpongeBob is (can't wait for his)
He doesnt even mention all the crimes Spongebob does to him
Would you be doing a video on Mr. Krabs soon? I'd like to see that! You've got a nice style!
Trespassing and criminal theft as those Krabby patties are definitely worth more than 600-1000 depending the state
The realtor is actually assault as he was touching her
Enjoy your 400th sub.
2:01 mr crabs is at the enereency room
You should do how long SpongeBob jail sentence would be.
We should see how many years Batman would get for his crimes
14:04 hey squidward get poison charge here. He turned SpongeBob unwilling into a snail with the snail plasma
Then squidward had the same thing though to himself.
How does squidward only get trespassing on the 3rd one when he was breaking and entering as well
You better check how many crimes spongebob commits because Spongebob is by far the one with the most crimes commited as he has broken into squidwards house THOUSANDS of times.
Oh yeah, he along others are part of Squidwards tortured.
now i understand, squidward is bad luck
We all know that jail and the cops in Bikini Bottom are a joke
I like how some of these aren’t even squidwards fault