"TAKE A WALK ANYWHERE YOU GERIATRIC FUCK🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖" "you're fucking GREEN!!" "hey. YOU GOT A SUITCASE. THATS PRETTY CRINGE." "it's rainbow, like your FACE." "wait THIS ISNT THE POLICE! HELLO EVERYBODY MY NAME IS MARKIPLIER" "oh my god that is SO FUNNY. 👏👏👏👏👏" this is genuinely the most quotable video ive seen in a while
The right: We're gonna make anti-woke cartoons to make the snowflakes throw a hissy fit The "snowflakes": This show sucks, I'm gonna go write yaoi fanfiction about it
@@twelsh4094Hello everybody, My name is Markiplier - And welcome back to Five Nights At Freddy’s, an indie horror game you guys suggested, ON MASS, and one that I hear-
The thing I hate about this show the most is that whenever i want to listen to will wood (which is often) and I look through his albums, every time i see the new normal, the first thing i think of is this.
Idk what it says about me that i was convinced to click by the trigger warning. Like im not the type who's typically amused by suicide im just so intrigued as to how this plays out 😭
I don't know what to comment about it, but wow, that essay in the description is long, I read it and yeah, agreed. Didn't see anyone else mentioning it, so I want you to know someone saw it ig 😅
finally the new norm is fixed to actually be funny
FOR REAL 😂
Frfr
Me when I call the police but its markiplier:
That happened to my uncle once. He’s dead now
@@_GarfieldGaming
Oop-
@@_GarfieldGamingi done it once and now I'm dead
"dad you killed thirteen kids"
"yeah but its like the purple guy from five nights at freddys" 😭😭💀💀🙏🙏🙏
@@starlenfox124 I gave you your 100th like your welcome 😁
@@Valary_____9 thank u dude I appreciate dat 💯
william afton
Wow such a clever comment, quoting the video and adding dumb emojis!
@@explodamite its not that serious
IM FUCKIGN SOBBING WHY DDI THE DOG BARK LIKE THAT WHEN THEY PISSED 😭😭😭😭😭😭
bark bark… 🥴
"TAKE A WALK ANYWHERE YOU GERIATRIC FUCK🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖"
"you're fucking GREEN!!"
"hey. YOU GOT A SUITCASE. THATS PRETTY CRINGE."
"it's rainbow, like your FACE."
"wait THIS ISNT THE POLICE! HELLO EVERYBODY MY NAME IS MARKIPLIER"
"oh my god that is SO FUNNY. 👏👏👏👏👏"
this is genuinely the most quotable video ive seen in a while
"I hate compliments off yourself" is the best line ever
The sensual "bark~ bark~" has got to be a reference to something but I cannot remember what. ..
Like a creepy ass 3D video of a humanoid dog saying sensual “bark bark” over and over again 😭😭😭
@harpie_raven5889 Yeah that’s it lmao
This is how I talk to myself when it's past 11pm
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@Somebuffoononline yes
@Somebuffoononline Yes, literally
especially like this part 3:25
“I hate compliments, KILYASEF!”
2:27 That part is barely even exaggerated, dude seriously went agro on Chaz for not wanting to drink underage
When the people making fun of the show put 1000% more effort into than the people who actually made the show.
The X screaming when Elon replaced it with his shitty logo was funnier than the entire real pilot
HELP IM NORMING SO HARD THIS IS HILARIOUS 😭😭💀💀
It will make a Normillion Dollars
Normies unite
i saw the title and thought it said "tw: mentions of woke"
the most terrifying thing imaginable
I like how Alex is the most normal one here, despite being the “odd-one-out” in the real show.
Yeaaa same!
@@theswissmiss69 holy shit it's THE swiss miss
Unironically far more enjoyable than the original.
“MEG GRIFFIN? AND STEWEY GRIFFIN? FAMILY GUY?”
0:55 As a Puerto Rican I can confirm Puerto Rico is very sexy.
As a puerto rican I can confirm that this is true
three cheers for sweet revenge profile picture
@@fabtasy hehe yea
I HATE PUERTO RICO!!
Yes, my good man.
i like how chaz (or,, in this case,, alex) is the most sane character in this whole video
WHEN HE HANDS YOU A FUCKING BEER YOU FUCKING WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU DO WITH IT DRINK IT‼️
im dead lmao 💀
“Bark~ bark~” I am crying wtf💀💀💀
is this what a mental breakdown feels like
Sadly there’s less gay beer compared to the real thing
Stewie Griffin can not save you from tbe wrath of god caught me off guard that was so funny
Ngl funniest shit I’ve seen, would love to see more in the future
This dub made it actually funny, I love it
“he loves people and consuming vital organs! 🥰🥰🥰🥰”
“oh ok 🧍”
3:28 that laugh killed me, I’m not joking, it pulled out a gun and shot me in the fucking face
“The war ended 50 years ago”
Bro, somehow made the new norm actually funny 😭
The right: We're gonna make anti-woke cartoons to make the snowflakes throw a hissy fit
The "snowflakes": This show sucks, I'm gonna go write yaoi fanfiction about it
1:07 is way funnier than it has any right to be-
The robot is the best character
*stewie griffin cannot save you from the wrath of god*
if they ever make more (please no) then I want more of these dubs
I wouldn’t miss that for the world
Honestly. These characters are 1000 times better than the real ones.
You know it's going to be good when even the title is funnier than the original thing.
Sonic PFP!
*Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier...*
WHEN HE HATES A FUCKING BEER WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU DO WITH IT?! *DRINK IT!!!!!*
Alright I need to call the police…THIS ISNT THE POLICE!
@@twelsh4094Hello everybody, My name is Markiplier - And welcome back to Five Nights At Freddy’s, an indie horror game you guys suggested, ON MASS, and one that I hear-
@@guy.3x3 you know the only thing I will ever- *aueegh*
actually need this guy to be in VC immediately
i love how norm and tony switched names at the end
1:58 Oh ok 😐
IM CRYING HELP 0:22
And its all over my screen
Oh thank god comedy is finally legal
"the only show where everyone is gay" cough hazbin cough cough hotel
Wgat abiut sir penthouse
*cough cough* threeee *cough cough*
@@manotibasmaniacvivziepop said hes pansexual. only straight character is katie kill joy. she mad underrated
And nifty is straight hshshsh@@olivelilyzz
Ummm where did my vital organs go? Suspiciously vital organ shaped dog:
since i refuse to download twitter this is new norm for me
this is the pilot its on youtube
elon kinda sounded like mr frog for a sec😭😭😭
'I'm Elon musk, this is my show'
3:28 Blud got the Poofesure laugh
2:14 shit went “Raiden, turn the GAME CONSOLE OFF RIGHT NOW “ real fast
Omg I am also a dumbsville fan and I just started mgs2 today hiii
@@GreyMcBeal YOOO
3:27 goofy ass laugh
You made it actually watchable!
“The only show where everyone is gay!”
The Owl house: am I a joke to u?
What about steven universe?
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure:
@@soyfetucchini6597 never watched it lol so idk
@@robo1513 lol
Sailor Moon
Elon didn't even walk to the door. He was standing outside it the whole time. That's the kind of brains he has.
0:45
Meg Griffin!! And Stewie Griffin!! Family Guy!!
"STEWIE GRIFFIN CANNOT SAVE YOU FROM THE WRATH OF GOD."
yeah no im not stewie, uh my name is alex. i transferred over here from i think puerto rico and-
this entire video took me the fuck out this is literal peak
God the FNAF joke has me sobbing omg 😭
Dear god you actually made it funny
"i was trying to be five nights at freddy's, yk? the purple guy, yk?" "dad you don't know what the color purple is"
_I AM AT MY LIMIT_
😂
HELP WHY WAS 0:45 SO FUNNY
NOOOOO!!!1!!1!1!! HOW DARE YOU PUT A TRIGGER WARNING IN THE TITLE!,”1!1! IT TRIGGERS MEEEEEEE
LIBERALS SNOWFLAKES ON ACTION!,! !!!1
ITS ONE OF THE MOST HILARIOUS DUB I EVER SEEN
This is the funniest one I’ve seen thank you for making this😭
0:42 THE FUCK LMAO
The thing I hate about this show the most is that whenever i want to listen to will wood (which is often) and I look through his albums, every time i see the new normal, the first thing i think of is this.
the new norm if it was written by vivziepop
Thank you, GarfieldGaming. You have made America funny again.
Remember kids, it's not illegal if it's a FNAF reference.
I love that RUclipsrs are actually making this funny
Idk what it says about me that i was convinced to click by the trigger warning. Like im not the type who's typically amused by suicide im just so intrigued as to how this plays out 😭
Like the purple guy ya know?!
THE MOAN 💀
New Norm (commits suicide) [good ending]
IM GONNA FART
NOOOOOOOOI
THIS IS GEN THE BEST NEW NORM PARODY I'VE SEEN
"Gen"
Why the dog 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
Bark bark~
They always have a random black guy in these weird Republican shows
To prove they aren’t racist, i guess.
"I am not racist, I have a black friend."
2:47 The characters that are designed to look like freaks actually seem like the most visually interesting characters in this mess.
"petah, i want you to calm the FUCK down"
The new norm if it was actually funny
At the x, straight up wortching it, and by it, let's justr say, The New Norm. (Liberals owned)
Oh my god I would actually watch this 😭😭
0:45 This made me laugh so hard 😭😭😭😭😭!
0:27 He just wanted to be Purple Guy 😔
five nights as freaks
F in the chat for norm 😔
0:51 as a Puertorican i dont know if i should be flattered... Or offended
Flawless writing, huh
That's how Musk wanted you to feel. Truly his magnum opus.
As a Puerto Rican, you shouldn’t be
@@kingdingaling3376 I shouldn't be what😭😭? Flattered or offended 😭😭
Laughed my ass off that am Puerto rican
3:24 i laughed so loud my dad had to ask if i was mentally ok
If you are watching this, no.
I don't know what to comment about it, but wow, that essay in the description is long, I read it and yeah, agreed. Didn't see anyone else mentioning it, so I want you to know someone saw it ig 😅
The New Norm if it was written by Vivziepop.
And it's better
The new norm if it was funny:
The old norm wouldn’t put a trigger warning
Bark 😏 Bark 😏
Idk why but the accent makes it funnier
THIS IS GENUINELY SO WELL WRITTEN AND FUNNY WHAT-
New norm if it was actually funny
0:16 I SNORTED
This makes this animation more manageable to watch- thank you!
I shed a tear this is so magnificent
“The dog’s gonna piss on you. 🙄🙄”
“Oh 😥😰🤯🤯actually that was kinda nice.🥴🥴🤑🤑🥵🥵”
That threw me off guard
10/10 would watch this again 💀💀💀
𝓑𝓪𝓻𝓴 𝓫𝓪𝓻𝓴 ❗️‼️🔥🗣
The house arrest robot is the best omg
STEWIE GRIFFIN WILL NOT SAVE YOU FROM THE WRATH OF GOD