Yeah, I kind of want to see them get the werewolf ending with Malks. Or choose every option poorly as Pat babbles on incoherently about how he was always a White Wolf fan and how Retribution wasn't as nuanced as the on-going Gehenna narrative in Requiem.
And not playing as a freak of nature who lives in the sewers only to liberate Grey Delisle freaky libido in that one mission. Oh dear god those individual dialogue trees were amazing...
There's always VTM: Redemption. Not as revered as Bloodlines, but the story's good, character interactions are great, combat is a bit tedious but workable from any character despite clan, but it is very good at describing the WoD to newcomers. Just a suggestion.
I actually like the sound of the new Spawn movie being just about the detectives with Spawn flying around in the background and the detectives just asking WTF happened also old Spawn film Gripe Track when?
...so Drahmin is a character that~ Liam: *_"Is he?!? Is he a character?!? You're seriously telling me That.. is a character??!?! That's not some sketch ripped out of the back of a high school notebook?!?!? I mean.. come on..!"_*
4thSurviver when i rented that game i thought something was wrong there was no way they had that many characters that were just generic pallete swaps. and i was a literal child at the time. i dont know what they were thinking. the game prior with the styles and weapons was way fucking better
I got this from his Mortal Kombat wiki page: Hsu Hao was one of the more unpopular new characters introduced in Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance; the creators themselves disliked him, John Vogel in particular in Hsu Hao's bio kard. Vogel stated that Hsu Hao's death in Jax's Deadly Alliance ending was acceptable because he wanted to get rid of Hsu Hao and had no intentions of bringing him back. A cryptic message revealed by playing the words uttered by an inhabitant of the Chaosrealm backwards somewhat indicate that Hsu Hao won't return (specifically, the message revealed is "Will Hsu Hao return from the dead? Err.....probably NOT"). However, since Mortal Kombat: Armageddon brought back every character, Vogel had no choice but to include Hsu Hao, much to his dismay. Showing just how much Vogel despises the character, Hsu Hao would actually die and become a demon void of any character in his own Armageddon ending. Perhaps not surprisingly, when information about Mortal Kombat (2011) came out, it was stated that Hsu Hao (as well as Chameleon) would not appear in that game.
If you think that Simpsons fact about Barney is bad, you haven't seen nothing yet! Tell Matt to watch the episode "that 90's Show". Its actually a soft reboot of the series! and it retells the classic episode of Homer and Marge's getting together in college, except now it takes place in the 90's and ruins everything and is horrible! (Homer even creates Grunge Rock in it, yeah imagine how bad that sounds!) and even has Kurt Cobain suicide jokes in it. There is nothing salvageable in it and no good jokes.
Look, the Dhali Llama isn't going to hurt you. But he sure as fuck is going to motion to his 7 foot tall ultramarine of an american GI to peacefully free Tibetan interests.
I feel like every video as of late is Matt laughing at Pat as he falls down. Gotta say, I'm diggint this bold new direction that the channel is taking.
cant figure out how to throw guys into enviroments, fail to read the tutorial that says hold b near evirmental hazards to throw guys into them.....you, gentlemen, never cease to amaze me how dedicated you are yo your motto.
"Top down mark of the ninja", yes, this beat-em up resembles that game where half the time if you attacked a guard directly you ended up looking like chopped liver
Game: "This is how you parry, do it when enemies glow red." Pat: "I already know how to do that." A couple of *minutes* later, Pat: "I'm having loads of trouble (with these slow, easily countered attacks)." Never change Pat, or else we won't get another 15-20 minute Dark Souls 3 spiral staircase "where the fuck do I go" highlight video.
Yes. Good game, I was playing it last week. Not a bad price either for what you get. :D Always great to see you guys enjoying yourselves. Keep up the great work :D
Tutorial for Environmental Kills on screen, very clearly displaying the use of the B button to activate them. Pat: YO I THINK I HAVE TO KICK THEM INTO IT
Someone was talking about this in the comment section of a previous video, and I had to laugh because of all the "ew no, we don't want any CoD clones" comments
The gameplay is fairly decent actually, feels like a clunkier but faster gears of war. I'd even say it feels better than Uncharted(for one, you actually play it 70% of the time).
The gameplay is kind of weird in the sense that it feels generic on the early difficulties when you're just playing it like a brainless shooter, but lends itself very well to the harder difficulties when you have to actually use the mechanics it gives you. I didn't really appreciate the slide-dodge to cover until I played it on the higher difficulty modes.
This game is great. And Matt, I was thinking Loaded and you said it! Lol! Omg, I laughed so hard when Pat kept stupidly dying on the bridge . Plus, when Pat super punched the dude off the cliff was me going "Heihachi throw Kazuya off that damn cliff!"
Wow, the combat in this feels more fluid than a lot of other top down games I've played tbh. We've had a lot of good ones recently, but in terms of pure "hit them really hard", this is pretty good. Truly this violence has been awakened!
Wait, wait, wait, you're saying this has nothing to do with Spawn? This is just like that time you guys played Pyre and turns out it wasn't about Venom or Punisher... Say goodbye to another subscriber Super Bunnyhop.
"this reminds me of mark of the ninja" oh yea i totally see the similarities between a side scrolling stealth ninja game that gives you bonuses for avoiding enemies and a top down brawler where you get health for murdering people....fucking pat...
i just wanna say, i beat this game in like almost one sitting, not to say its short, i was just having so much and wanted to beat it, and i can say this game stays feeling good throughout the whole fucking game, shits fucking great give it a try
Only Brock Lesnar can hold a tree trunk over his shuolder, also he can F5 a shark. If this was Arkham, monk man would have Bat-hook himself to safety with his muskcles. I like the Arena mode, it shows how the regular monks tried to fend off the OpFor.
I bet the first thing that came to the developer's mind when he thought about making this game was the image of a big beardy monk-man holding a FUCKING GUN.
I would love to see them do full LPs of a lot of these Indie games. Im playing Hollow Knight now because of their video and would love to see how a Best Friends LP would play out.
VTM: BLOODLINES
YOU DID OMIKRON THE EXCUSES ARE FOR NAUGHT
I feel like if they Ever tackled that, the fans would break into a massive argument over which clan they pick for the entire LP.
YOU FOOL!
It *BEGINS!*
1 2 Fuck that, Malks for life!
Yeah, I kind of want to see them get the werewolf ending with Malks.
Or choose every option poorly as Pat babbles on incoherently about how he was always a White Wolf fan and how Retribution wasn't as nuanced as the on-going Gehenna narrative in Requiem.
I don't know, man, I think 30 videos of the sewers would get old eventually.
We miss you, Mystery Box.
The Pickles Not as much as liam, but yeah we miss the mystery box.
You know what I miss? Fighterpedia.
You know what I miss? Brawls
Fighter-what?
I miss TheSw1tcher the most
That bridge is basically this game's Lu Bu
*Lube Bu
thelaughingrouge Of The K Y Dynasty
Lube Bridge
DefinitelyNotYakra Crono would be pissed to find you here lol.
Then you best not be tellin' him about this
The gritty avatar reboot looks great
you joke but I secretly want it
When is Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines?
Cole did nothing wrong.
Yeah, non-combat characters are screwed over in the end game.
And not playing as a freak of nature who lives in the sewers only to liberate Grey Delisle freaky libido in that one mission. Oh dear god those individual dialogue trees were amazing...
There's always VTM: Redemption. Not as revered as Bloodlines, but the story's good, character interactions are great, combat is a bit tedious but workable from any character despite clan, but it is very good at describing the WoD to newcomers. Just a suggestion.
Gangrel is the most fun class. RIP AND TEAR
I've never played Redemption. Can you play as Malkavian?
REDEEMER? We getting back to Spawn, bois?
Unfortunately not...
AfroMetalMizu There's rumors on a Spawn movie being made.
***** ; /
We need more Spawn in my life.
I associate you fucks with this channel more then Liam at this point.
I actually like the sound of the new Spawn movie being just about the detectives with Spawn flying around in the background and the detectives just asking WTF happened
also old Spawn film Gripe Track when?
*VIOLENT BREAK*
PLAY NIGHT TRAP!!
Megan is best waifu
You know they're saving that for the shitstorm.
nah screw that
we need a full lp to soak in all of that 90s FMV cheese
Nah man, Cindy. Megan does look good in those pants
"Press B to use Environmental kills."
"I think I have to use Y."
It's embarrassing how oblivious these guys are, sometimes.
Finally they acknowledged Hsu Hao as the worst MK character. One that was so bad he was partly responsible for MK9 being a reboot instead of a sequel.
...so Drahmin is a character that~
Liam: *_"Is he?!? Is he a character?!? You're seriously telling me That.. is a character??!?! That's not some sketch ripped out of the back of a high school notebook?!?!? I mean.. come on..!"_*
I need to go back and just look at all the forgotten Kombatants of Armageddon, There are so many of them.
4thSurviver when i rented that game i thought something was wrong there was no way they had that many characters that were just generic pallete swaps. and i was a literal child at the time. i dont know what they were thinking. the game prior with the styles and weapons was way fucking better
How about No Face? A character from the worst Mortal Kombat spin-off; a character so shitty, he didn't even get a cameo in the MKX comics.
I got this from his Mortal Kombat wiki page:
Hsu Hao was one of the more unpopular new characters introduced in Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance; the creators themselves disliked him, John Vogel in particular in Hsu Hao's bio kard. Vogel stated that Hsu Hao's death in Jax's Deadly Alliance ending was acceptable because he wanted to get rid of Hsu Hao and had no intentions of bringing him back. A cryptic message revealed by playing the words uttered by an inhabitant of the Chaosrealm backwards somewhat indicate that Hsu Hao won't return (specifically, the message revealed is "Will Hsu Hao return from the dead? Err.....probably NOT"). However, since Mortal Kombat: Armageddon brought back every character, Vogel had no choice but to include Hsu Hao, much to his dismay. Showing just how much Vogel despises the character, Hsu Hao would actually die and become a demon void of any character in his own Armageddon ending. Perhaps not surprisingly, when information about Mortal Kombat (2011) came out, it was stated that Hsu Hao (as well as Chameleon) would not appear in that game.
If you think that Simpsons fact about Barney is bad, you haven't seen nothing yet! Tell Matt to watch the episode "that 90's Show". Its actually a soft reboot of the series! and it retells the classic episode of Homer and Marge's getting together in college, except now it takes place in the 90's and ruins everything and is horrible! (Homer even creates Grunge Rock in it, yeah imagine how bad that sounds!) and even has Kurt Cobain suicide jokes in it. There is nothing salvageable in it and no good jokes.
[Hollows out after reading]
The Pickles "You Died"
!Simpsons at RISK!
!Simpsons BROKE!
!CURSED!
alupihan hey, the bount arc at least had some cool scenes, hollow ichigo came out that one time and that was pretty sick.
Its less filler-y as current Simpsons, so it has that going for it too!
The bridges are the greatest enemy of all!
>Does a single stealth kill
>Says it's like Mark of the Ninja
there's asian people too, it's almost 1 to 1
It's worth watching these vids just for Matt's laugh 😂😂😂
"How do we do environmentals!"
*Tells them how*
"How do we do them?"
"PRESS B TO DO THE COOL THING"
"I bet I need to do the kick."
Oh, Woolie should be right at home
Look, the Dhali Llama isn't going to hurt you. But he sure as fuck is going to motion to his 7 foot tall ultramarine of an american GI to peacefully free Tibetan interests.
I feel like every video as of late is Matt laughing at Pat as he falls down.
Gotta say, I'm diggint this bold new direction that the channel is taking.
Murder Monk: What do you need family?
Generic Soldier: Monk my shit up.
Murder Monk: Say nothing else.
cant figure out how to throw guys into enviroments, fail to read the tutorial that says hold b near evirmental hazards to throw guys into them.....you, gentlemen, never cease to amaze me how dedicated you are yo your motto.
Morgan Freeman with a New York off-spec is a solid build.
After facing countless enemies Vasily had to admit that gravity was his greatest foe.
Matt and Pat is always the best combo.
"[The regaining health on offensive] is my favorite part of Bloodborne" -Pat "Shalahugeliarska" Boivin
Does Pat not know about Caber Tossing? Where Scots literally throw trees for sport.
Bridges are Pat's natural enemies... because height, you know.
"Top down mark of the ninja", yes, this beat-em up resembles that game where half the time if you attacked a guard directly you ended up looking like chopped liver
It seems like nothing makes Matt laugh as hard as watching Pat fail horribly, like this episode where he falls off the bridge
multiple times.
Game: "This is how you parry, do it when enemies glow red."
Pat: "I already know how to do that."
A couple of *minutes* later, Pat: "I'm having loads of trouble (with these slow, easily countered attacks)."
Never change Pat, or else we won't get another 15-20 minute Dark Souls 3 spiral staircase "where the fuck do I go" highlight video.
Patrick "Bridge Tackler" Boivin
Yes. Good game, I was playing it last week. Not a bad price either for what you get. :D Always great to see you guys enjoying yourselves. Keep up the great work :D
*FULL LP WHEN?*
redeemer, the BRIDGE awakens.
Redeemer: Bridges ARE Crash
Diablo Hoboman: Violence is a Beautiful Thing
"Is it a sword or is it like a bamboo stick? 'Cause the impacts are like *boof *boof and not *shing *shing" -Matt
You guys crack me up!
Do you remember that 2d side-scrolling stealth "Mark of the Ninja" game? This looks exactly like it!
Алексей Надей Maybe he's confusing it with Shank?
Алексей Надей such is the power of Crazy Talk
And in this episode the best friends have still not learned to read.
Pat's true enemy has finally been revealed... The Bridge.
That title and intro reminded me so much of Old man Logan.
I love that stutter when Mat says: "You're a normal man" xd
Man...This is what the combat in Ride to Hell should have been.
Tutorial for Environmental Kills on screen, very clearly displaying the use of the B button to activate them.
Pat: YO I THINK I HAVE TO KICK THEM INTO IT
Just throwing this out there, but...Spec Ops: The Line LP. Interested in seeing Pat's humanity reacting to this game.
Someone was talking about this in the comment section of a previous video, and I had to laugh because of all the "ew no, we don't want any CoD clones" comments
The gameplay isnt good enough to justify the feels
The gameplay is fairly decent actually, feels like a clunkier but faster gears of war. I'd even say it feels better than Uncharted(for one, you actually play it 70% of the time).
The gameplay is kind of weird in the sense that it feels generic on the early difficulties when you're just playing it like a brainless shooter, but lends itself very well to the harder difficulties when you have to actually use the mechanics it gives you. I didn't really appreciate the slide-dodge to cover until I played it on the higher difficulty modes.
Hanzo has taken over the editing duties it seems.
All this talk about Arkham style fighting...Woolie.
This game is great. And Matt, I was thinking Loaded and you said it! Lol!
Omg, I laughed so hard when Pat kept stupidly dying on the bridge . Plus, when Pat super punched the dude off the cliff was me going "Heihachi throw Kazuya off that damn cliff!"
Ah bridges the ultimate weapons against Pat.
This is dope af
Also, Pat needs to find the unabridged version of this game.
Can't wait for the stages where the dude goes to Outworld to avenge the Wu Shi Academy massacre.
Cliffs will be Pat's undoing
Wow, the combat in this feels more fluid than a lot of other top down games I've played tbh. We've had a lot of good ones recently, but in terms of pure "hit them really hard", this is pretty good. Truly this violence has been awakened!
Nice Hanzo quote in the description there, Billy.
I love how he kept jumping off the bridge in more or less the exact same spot
Billy is a Hanzo main confirmed.
I think Pat underestimates the vastness of Earth and overestimates satellite capabilities
and hates pickles
I watched that. Another good video by eyepatchwolf!
Bridge is to Pat what Fire Axe is to Matt
Pat on that bridge was Woolie on that Dark Souls staircase all over again
Pat vs. Bridge.
The bridge wins.
Pat, the jumper of bridges
Finally a game staring buff master roshi
can we have a full LP of marvel ultimate alliance or x men legends? We need more Co op LPs! Best friends beat em ups!
Wait, wait, wait, you're saying this has nothing to do with Spawn?
This is just like that time you guys played Pyre and turns out it wasn't about Venom or Punisher...
Say goodbye to another subscriber Super Bunnyhop.
"this reminds me of mark of the ninja" oh yea i totally see the similarities between a side scrolling stealth ninja game that gives you bonuses for avoiding enemies and a top down brawler where you get health for murdering people....fucking pat...
Pat just wouldn't be Pat without getting something super wrong.
Who liked Killzone: Liberation on PSP??
That was some goooooood shit right there
Hayden lastname wow someone else actually played it
I thought that was pretty good, first shooter I played on the PSP and probably the one with he best controls
It's honestly the best Killzone game.
Monk with a FUCKING GUN. Yo...
Damn! This game is fucking rad!
Cowardice Awakened.
Hahaha 7:28 "The Tree of Woe"!
I hope the last boss of this game is a bigger bridge
I found a new role model.
So basically, Ghandi II from UHF
I read the description and I was like "why do I feel agitated all of a sudden?"
i just wanna say, i beat this game in like almost one sitting, not to say its short, i was just having so much and wanted to beat it, and i can say this game stays feeling good throughout the whole fucking game, shits fucking great give it a try
Is no one gonna talk about that Hanzo quote for a description?
1:15 Satellite Bird? Raid Raptor link monster confirmed.
Avatar: The Last Bonebreaker
Redeeming the shit out of those bad guys.
They should play a Medabots game at some point!
Only Brock Lesnar can hold a tree trunk over his shuolder, also he can F5 a shark.
If this was Arkham, monk man would have Bat-hook himself to safety with his muskcles.
I like the Arena mode, it shows how the regular monks tried to fend off the OpFor.
I just noticed that this monk is wearing sneakers
Is this the new Marlow?
*Woolie presses Lie*
何だこりゃ。クレイトスが主人公のディアブロじゃねぇか！！
I bet the first thing that came to the developer's mind when he thought about making this game was the image of a big beardy monk-man holding a FUCKING GUN.
you know what other game has you heal with killing AND has a perspective like this?
Hatred
I actually kinda like the look of this.
I click on this video thinking it was the return of RAGE aka the greatest video game character ever
When I see this thumbnail, I thought it was Negan
I would love to see them do full LPs of a lot of these Indie games. Im playing Hollow Knight now because of their video and would love to see how a Best Friends LP would play out.
Has Bridge-san become Pat's new rival?
You guys should play gauntlet with 2 or 3 people the whole game
REDEEMER? I BARELY KNOW HER! AHAHAHA
Sagat would be super sad if Ryu tripped over his tigerknee and died.
Been around for a long time. Love the content. Aren't you guys gonna play Observer?
Two Best Friends fall off a bridge and dont show the meat of the game
Hotline Myanmar
how many bars of violence are you on right now?
PAT YOU BRIDGE BOY
HOW CAN YOU ROLL OFF A BRIDGE
LIKE 3 TIMES
SCRUB