China annexes USA in Hearts of Iron 4
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- Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
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Challenges playlist: • Hearts of Iron IV Chal...
The challenge is to play as China and take over the United States.
Rules:
- Play as China
- defat Japan
- defeat USA
- Ironman
What did I do wrong, what did I do right? What should my next challenge be. Let me know in the comments.
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Taureor: China annexes USA
Comrade Xi: Perfection
Taureor: Republic of China
Comrade Xi: Bruh
Kim Jong-un oh shoot I thought you were dead pimp
@@taylorbarbieri4018 there's two of him
@@epicjonny155 That's what my ditzy friend said when Darth Maul was cut in half.
@@taylorbarbieri4018 this is his phantom
Trump in exile: xi is my best friend
“ I will puppet Japan Because they have Bıcycles”
-Taureor 2020
The Netherlands: *Nervous Sweating*
Lol
Invisible GG HAHAHAHA🤣
I want to ride my bicycles, I want to ride my bike
They have great bicycles
29:25 Three million Chinese soldiers posing as AliExpress delivery drivers, that was epic. Funniest thing I've heard in a while!
29:37-29:39 is hoi4 of not having any friends
@ You've been watching too much Mr. Robot.
@ don't they already do that in Philippines haha
Christian Bai isn’t that an American strategy? Recently it just failed
@@WuW0w0-m8m murica made it popular. the chinese perfected it
Challenge: Unite America in the independent American states mod...
As Rhode Island...
Edit: holy crap he might actually do it!
Yesssssss!
It crashes all the time
Fuck the us
@@bird3013 lmao what
@@nedsteven4622 says the dick head
Translation of Taureor challenges:
"X annexes Y"
=
"X shows Germany how to do it right and annexes half the world before annexing Y"
Once I get my hands on hoi4 I’ll do challenges like these, but only ‘realistic’ ones
„Produce Guns, Research Guns and Research Research“
-Taureor, 2020
Imagine showing up to the battle of wuhan and a bunch of chinese bycicle divisions are there and they all look like boxes with variables inscribed on them
Worst nightmare
@Britannic hayyomatt the worst part is if they sneeze into their bullets
You know, just the regular 3 million AliExpress drivers with guns
The CSA
(Chinese states of America)
The Loyalist Chinise States of America
People's Republic of America
Confederates States of America: Am I a joke to you?
The Chinese-american commonwealth
@@malaysianmapping9767 Communist States of America: am I joke to you?
China: The Middle Kingdom
Chinese America: The Democratic Kingdom
Chinese Canada:
*The Maple Kingdom*
Unrelated but in Chinese, America is the Beautiful Kingdom, and Canada is the Extra Big Kingdom
@@EugeneRWang1 As a Canadian, I can agree. There is alot of land in Canada. But as much as there is big people in the us.
Garathon sticky hands land
@@demetribell
me: what the hell?
You: Hey look buddy I solve pleasure problems
me: Dear God
Taureor: uses bicycle in HOI4
Bicycle: so you have chosen.....GLITCH
Hearts of Iron 5? HOIV not HOI4 or HOIIV
@@JohnSmith-yv2tl i hope it will be relased soon
@@JohnSmith-yv2tl sry but thats how i always spell hoi4 anyway if hoi5 comes out everyone will be glad
@@basil9973 that’s what hoi4 is though
China 1938: "so the war with Japan is not going very well, let me think what we should do."
China 1938: "we pull a 360 and invade the US."
Ive got a challenge for you:
As an independent Hawaii, form Polynesia, and annex all Arab countries.
(The "form Polynesia" decision uses the map for the United Arabia)
34:50 Everyone gangsta until China busts out THE CUBE
The chinese government is actually putting people into cubes irl.
Interesting proposal: could you consider playing as Morocco and trying to reform Al-Andalus with them. Alternatively play New Zealand and form Polynesia.
I did it today , it's pretty hard
new zealand and polynesia is just boring I've done it myself, its just do naval invasions non stop until you eventually have all of them and then form it, its incredibly boring plus you have to go to war with the USA Japan and France
Xi Jinping: Write that down! Write that down!
xi jinping wouldn't approve since the china that conquered the usa in this game was not communist
@@vifrac4748 Well, his China isn't actually communist either.
@ The only thing that's still communist about China is their leading party's name. Nothing more, nothing less. Also, the USSR was mostly pseudo-communist, as it had lost pretty much the last shred of Marxism when Stalin came into power.
@@InfiniteDeckhand they are definitely Socialist. They own apl means of production. Even the 'pvt' companies are owned by the state technically. They are more of a Fascist state like Mussolini's . So Socialist policies mixed with capitalist one.s
@@iamdanyboy1 But the owner of the means of productions - the State - is not in social ownership itself. If the Chinese State were democratic, then yes...
34:55
Soldier fighting against the Chinese:
"You won't believe it, it was a black and purple box, it went so fast and killed anybody in it's way, we call it....The box of Doom!"
I would like to see Taureor playing Five Nights at Freddy's, I want to see him, not calm
Plus, his voice would be perfect for Michael Afton
No i just can't imagine him not being calm
Taureor is the man behind the slaughter
TheGamesGamer oh no
FNAF aka the worst "horror" game ever. Seriously, who besides children can enjoy this game
@@mixererunio1757 people who like it
Imagine 3 million Chinese men on bicycles overtake.
I’m sure you figured it out, but only Sinkiang submitted. You saw sinkiang’s troops ally with you so you knew they joined you, and then saw a message that a state submitted, so you thought another one joined, but that message was for sinkiang.
It’s super fascinating how we take in so much info without realizing it, and how that really messes with us sometimes.
As a great builder of many great Chinese buildings once said: "China will grow larger!"
"We will live in prosperity!"
You counted Sinkiang as submitted twice: Once when you noticed their units were blue, and then another time when you got the event for it. That's why you only got 1 puppet but counted 2
Challenge: As releasable Brittany, unite all the Celtic nations, without Order 66.
Ireland, Wales, Scotland, Cornwall, Isle of Man and maybe Galicia
Taureor, you're awesome, and I hope in these times, your family is healthy and safe!
One question though. Since you're such a veteran in this game, will you be able to put out a review for the new La Resistance DLC, so I know if its worth spending my money and time with it in Lockdown?
I guess if you enjoy France, Spain and Portugal, then sure. Also depends which DLC you already have
And he made a video that explain La Resistance! It is long, but you will never waste your time! ruclips.net/video/n4oRUmfQ2Ec/видео.html
France is weaker, Spain is more fun, and Portugal is way more fun too.
@@sabredragostea534 france is weak? *laughs in napoleon*
@@WallJumpGaming Yes, France is weaker now.
Challenge: As Ethiopia, annex Italy.
Annex mainland Europe as Greece. I have no idea why, I’m not even from Greece. You can join an alliance, but you’ll have to leave it when it’s time to conquer them.
As I said, I have no idea why I thought of this.
Hello fellow Dane
Onion Skin hehe, annex Denmark as Sweden ez
Hej med din onion
@@suclox12yearsago56 you know what... Ill annex sweden using denamrk as a challenge
@@Baba.222 hej
Challenge: form Arabia or the Umayyad caliphate, I’ve been trying for weeks, can’t find a strategy that works
If it can be done, doing it with yemen would be one hell of a game
Its very difficult for sure but it can be done. Try rushing mobile inf/tanks. Most of the arab world has access to oil, but your AI neighbors won't bother developing tanks for several years. Also keep your divisions small (10w) at first to mitigate the supply issues that can arise from the poor infrastructure.
Do it with saudi,you border all the independent Arabic countries and the British and French colonies (after taking out Iraq).
Nate Randall the problem is I need to take Libya, so I can’t join the axis, and joining the Comintern just made things extra complicated as they tend to puppet everyone
Ahmad Gamer the problem is Libya
19:26 I like how it expands the map when he says “He’s useless in the new update anyway”.
All these nations be like “Hmm, interesting”.
Alternative Title: Winnie the Pooh reclaims lands that belonged to China since ancient times
Who's Winnie the pooh
Doublr banned by china
@@bird3013 the leader of china rn has memes of him being winnie the pooh that is blocked
But this is not Winnie the Pooh
It's Chiang Kai Shrek
Ah, i got wooshed....
32:17
Never thought I would hear that sentence in my life.
Plot twist: He was forced to do this at Gun point by the Chinese secret police.
Christian Bai well come to United States, spawning place of conspiracies
Me: I think I'll try playing China
Taureor: *video*
Me: I think I'll hold off playing China for an hour.
Challenge: Play as one of the Baltic countries and annex the soviets
I think I did two of them already
He did one as Latvia
@@Taureor Then it is time for my homeland, Estonia! Annex both Soviets and Nazis.
The Amiibo Farmer ah that’s a good one
„Build guns, research guns, and research research“
Taureorfuzius - 2020
Just started playing hoi4 (I'm late to the party, I know) and I now fully understand just how experienced you are.
Also I'm starting a petition for you to rename your channel to "Greater Taureor"
Challenge: Take the US as Afghanistan
RUclips be like: *_D E M O N I T I Z E D_*
This week in HOI4: Chairman Meow attacked furiously by Tiny Kitty Divisions
“we can use bicycles”
*10 seconds later* “I think I broke it”
"Naval witchcraft" is the most accurate description I've ever heard for this game 😅
How you managed to take out all four warlords as quick as you did amazes me. In particular, Guangxi is a pain in the ass because they always have troops on their main two cities with bunkers meaning it's a grind to take them out, even with air support. Bravo!
Nobody:
Taureor: oh hold up imma pump out a million troops real quick
Annex Italy as Ethiopia ^^
Challenge idea: Chile takes all coast provinces in the world (or america if the world is too hard.
You are not allowed to own any non coast province
Pretty sure chile starts with a non-coast state
No, they dont have any non coast states but they have 2 provinces in a state that dont have coast but i ment states and not provinces
Taureor: *garrisons UK and starts justifying someone
UK: *confused screaming
Darn, 4 Cities Skylines videos and then you.
Thank God.
Challenge:Beat the Allies as Liberia with only trucks or tanks
Challenge: Portugal takes South America and europe with his new focus tree without order 66. The territories have to be anexed in a peace conference and not only taken. Portugal have to be a monarchy.
Sorry if something is wrong, I am portuguese and I don't speak and write english very well.
In La Résistance, it is possible to pressure a non-aggression pact with Japan via spies!
"They have used naval wichcraft"- i have never laught harder in my life
Category: *politics*
Video:China annexes USA*
Me: ,,It is Christmas?"
Taureor exists*
Taureor plays China*
USA : [Coroned]
US General: "Mr. President... WE ARE BEING ATTACKED FROM THE NORTH!!"
US President: "I Knew those Canadians where up to no good!"
US General: "It's not the Canadians Mr. President"
US President: "WHAT?! What do you mean it's not the Canadians?! Did Alaska rebel?!"
US General: "Mr President... it's the Chinese... on Japanese Bicycles"
US President: "Oh god no... we are doomed"
Don't complain, this is a lot cleaner than when you were annexed by Iceland. That involved nuking Washington four times. xD
play as japan and annex every single island in the world
Like britain ?
@@lalelu2486 That isn't an island, it's an aircraft carrier.
Taureror: I will garrison the US *aggressively*
US: wait what?
Taureror: oh nevermind
Finally a video that shows what really happened
Hey Taureor I have an Idea for a challenge:dont use the "Together For Victory" Dlc because then u can't puppet or play as the country thst you liberated why?Because the challenge is to liberate all of the soviet union former countries (not puppet) and play as The Russian soviet state or something like that.
P.S.:You choose the goal you want to reach!
Good Luck!
Oh and lets like this comment so Taureor can see it!
Much Love!
I have to admit, the first time I heard about your bicycle divisions, I thought they were a joke.
oops.
Thank you Taureor, very cool.
Video: Exists
American Keyboard Warriors: *Furious Typing Noises*
傻逼，你以為人都像你一樣？他們是人不是你。
Alternative Title: Xi Jinpings Wet dream.
I’m pretty sure the predecessor to modern day Taiwan conquering the CPC and taking over a quarter of the world is actually how worst nightmare
He got wiped out at the beginning of the video.
When you select units and use shortcut ctrl+B they will railroad to position.
You did this with the Republic of China, now try doing it with the PRC
Challenge:
Communist Czechoslovakia now.
Can't change ideology throughout the run and has to turn communist as quickly as possible
Won if defeated all of the allies and axis; has to become the largest country by land mass
Honestly for some reason it bothers me how you did this with Nationalist China as they were friendly with America, would made more sense doing it with Communists or Warlord.
Does the CCP know you have access to their future war plans? ;-)
20:44 tiny kitty division?
_nice_
I've said it in the previous video and I'll say it again.
As the Netherlands, you have the decision to form the formable nation of the European Union. However, you can also form the faction of the European Union through your focus tree. The challenge is to do both.
“Sir! 3 Million Chinese are invading from Canada!”
*I knew this day would come.*
so far we got two million chinese in canada, so we're almost there!
Shiiiit, they already got 2 million Chinese in Canada, USA should wake up right now.
me, a chinese canadian:
*Chinese States of America time* 😈
If only there was a focus that let's you use Coronavirus
If someone does that, that might cause contraversy
@@artanisplays3982 lmao who cares, I want Hoi5 based on the present
That'd be one hell of an ahead of time penalty.
When you turn over Plymouth Rock and it says made in China
My man went from Civilian Economy to Total Mobilization in one move.
36:10 just, china-ca
Bruh u can even do whatever u want in hoi4
So played a game with Chima too. For some reason Communist China got involved in the war with me as an ally against Japan, the Soviet Union invited me to their faction and they attacked Japan. No idea what happend there.
New Zealand Pacific Rim Challenge: conquer the Pacific Rim and everything within as New Zealand. Special Rules: limit yourself to one Order 66, use Bob Semple tanks at some point, and teach us the ways of fighting Kaiju using the Hoi4 naval system.
Challenge: Go to roblox and search Rise of Nations, then when loaded in choose a new server (yellow new) and choose a country and first impressions.
2021 be like
Realistically, there's no way China would be able to hold onto all of that in the long term, but holy crap what a superpower that would be. The big 3 Asian powers, the Big three North American countries, plus Australia, SE Asia, and half of Africa? Incredible.
building forts on the boarder and producing upgraded infantry equipment. dear god i cant believe this worked
Day 3 of asking for a challenge speaking Polish
I would like a lovely discord server make it taureor make it happen for us I'll Fricking join in and I hope if you are reading this taureor or anyone you got a great day forever 😊
"time to invest in nuclear power, the cleanist power there is" i 100% agree
I love your videos man. I can't begin to tell you how happy I was to see you just uploaded another.
at 36:30 what it will look like soon now that bidens are president
1st
alfred lindquist first one that’s true lol
Indeed
Dammit
your videos are great, love your channel
Taureor pin this comment, I dare you
FYI, if you hit control-B it will strat redeploy units along their existing movement path. That is a little bit faster than strat redeploying them all to one tile and then having them fan out automatically. Note that this is different from the normal strat redeploy shortcut, and for some reason it only works if you have units from just one army selected.
First time you don't have to steal manpower
That moment when you puppet japan just to get bicycles
taureor : india your not gonna be raj anymore
india : happy independent noises
taureor : your gonna china!
Here is an idea of challenge:
Playing as France or Italy try to make Poland reform the comonwealth and get all of its cores
*Nice historic simulation*
Sure, I'd play Fallout 1936
For once he actually can’t shadow puppet China.
before watching your video: hh i am good at playing China
Now: I am trash
35:25
Taureor: "Don't really care about Brittain too much"
*Proceeds to annexe entire England
The image of Chinese soldiers busting through the US borders with UPS and FedEx delivery trucks is glorious
That bicycle model glitch happens quite often - especially if you use mods to give yourself bicycle divisions.
34:37 The UK controls most of Italy.
Loving these videos recently especially during these time keep it man!