"Germans are struggling to defend, Poland and Czechoslovakia are making their way to Berlin, even Belgium is still holding! We can win this! Wait... what? United Kingdom capitulated? Oh well, war is over gentlemans, we lost."
My heart melted. I'm so glad we're raising our kids the right way, by teaching them the maginot line is just a speed bumb, and France can be yours if you truly want it.
Kind of a weird challenge, but hear me out : *The AFK challenge* I'll leave the larger details entirely up for you to decide on, but here's the general concept. You'll need to prepare everything - literally, before you go to war. The moment that the war begins, you must step back from your keyboard and hope that your strategy was planned correctly for you to win the war. Once a war ends, you may return to your keyboard and plan out the next one. You may not move troops, engage in production / training of new divisions / trade. You may however move around with your cursor to view the battles taking place. Reasonable win criteria would be "Defeat the Soviet Union, France, Poland and the UK as Germany", but I'll leave it up to you. Good Luck!
More like Kennedy got one of those pink "While you were out of the office" slips on his desk that read: "Dude, we have landed in Cuba, where's that air support you promised?" and Kennedy says "Holy shit, was that today, aw man, I got wasted last night and totally forgot to set my alarm. Woah, I think I'm still drunk, I'll call him back and apologize, I totally spaced on his air support. Man, he's gonna be pissed"
Not to spoil the joke but Kennedy wouldn’t have said this, it would’ve been the CIA. Kennedy refused to support the invasion, but the CIA did it anyway, thinking once it was started he would no choice. He still refused and the invasion quickly fell apart.
Fractal it’s partially correct. I’m learning German as a third language and Ich bin is I am, but I don’t know about speed because I’m still at the basics
athe lightz it does not translate into „fastness“. It does translate into „i am speed“ and is a complete correct german sentence. You wouldn’t use this sentence in your daily life, but in the context of the video is completely correct.
"Bulgaria wants to join my faction, sure." * Justifies war goal * "Whoops, sorry." * giggles * "Wrong button!" * Cancels justification * This little moment is one of the many reasons I love your channel.
Pls no more 66s unless it's an remote trans ocean power.🤙 But a full 66 ie 66 is the only offensive option would actually be awesome.❤️😁 Edit this 66 only for a global conquest, perhaps there is room for a few vids here, starting from a superpower, then a great power, then a minor state. But I really do not like cheseey 66 runs against near equivalent powers beside the active country. Pls pls pls reserve 66 for marine invasion, or do a full 66 only challenge.
Taureor's next challenge was trying to sleep peacefully, his son may be loud, but the cries of Italy after he betrayed them are what really haunt him....
5:41 “What do you think, should we invade Britain?” “No father, a better strategy would be to invade Italy instead and secure the entire peninsula for potential factory power.”
13:34 The Great Mind gave his wisdom to you, Taureor.. Just kidding, i hope he grows strong and becomes as cool as you! Keep up the nice clips with love from Bg
Make sure to build only military factories and get as much territory for free as possible through focuses, then immediately go for Danzig or War focus, works 100% of the time if you only build military factories.
1. Baby Taureor is an excellent strategist in the making, you should be a proud father. 2. I would absolutely watch the shit out of a relaxed minecraft series of yours, were you to make one. Thanks for the many hours of entertainment that you've provided, Taureor!
Dude, people make multiple episodes that take days to watch to take over the world, you took over the world in less then an hour, you are the greatest hoi4 player.
Taureor: Sir! The Soviets are pushing back! We don’t have enough equipment to hold them, what shall we do?! Taureor’s son: Do a commando 16... Taureor: But sir- Taureor’s son: *DO IT!*
The fun thing is he didn't build any fancy things like tanks, artillery, anti-air or even spoons or shovels. No. Only guns! See Adolf? You don't need Wonderweapons.
What i'm wondering is if it is a good idea to play it like this. Like he focuses all his industry on infantry equipment, i didn't even see him do artillery or support equipment
France: okay the Germans are gonna push through Belgium to get to us. This is gonna be World War One all over again... Belgium: *UNO REVERSE CARD* France: *NANI?!*
No, you don’t understand, whenever someone does the manpower trick, recruits suffer a quick metamorphosis, in which they turn white, blonde, and may or may not grow in stature to better suit the German Army. Oh and they shed their original language, too.
Great video, your son knew the deal. Father like son I guess. Also loved the "you can join the faction .." *justifies* "... Whether you want to or not"
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So who are we fighting against this time?
Taureor: *Yes*
OMG it's the best one here XD
true
This is so ducking funny 🐥
Tauroer's son : Yes papa, all of it
ruclips.net/video/KBKXu3Kg4yg/видео.html Gary Oldman explains......
The reason Germany lost WW2 is that they did not have enough fronts apparently
That is hilarious
@@misablesk It does make a perverse kind of sense. I love it.
No, they didnt listen to the baby.
Alexander Costa Nah, it’s because they didn’t have someone as smart as his son.
No, it was because they didn't have a really good strategist like Taureors son.
Hitler: "WE NEED LEBENSRAUM"
Officer: "how much?"
Hitler: "YES"
Peace in our time intensifies
Stalin: NO
@@alimoradi8454 'Stalin gets all of "Greater Russia" encircled' OH NIET MONGOLIA HELP-KA DE RASHKA
Lebenßraum*
"Germans are struggling to defend, Poland and Czechoslovakia are making their way to Berlin, even Belgium is still holding! We can win this! Wait... what? United Kingdom capitulated? Oh well, war is over gentlemans, we lost."
Gentlemen*
Once Germans redirect their sword it would be over :DD
just like ww 1
666th like
cześć Krzysiu
French soldiers: PARATROOPERS 12 O CLOCK
Generals: Those aren’t paratroopers.....
French soldiers: But what else would they be??
Generals: SKY GERMANS
German tourists
Cue “Hallelujah” as Sky Germans rain down from above
*iTs raIniN meN-*
Himmelsdeutsche
😂nice one😂
Your son is a good strategist.
He's the next MacArthur
We need the video when his son grows up, "Taureror vs Taureror JR
I wonder if he will grow up bilingual since Taureor speaks English during his videos
@@LakortaOfCookies Well, he will learn English, thats for sure
@@Kjajo I imagine both would be really suspicious of giving the other military access in that battle
5:44
“What do you think, should we invade Britain?”
“Goo.”
Your profile picture XD
My heart melted. I'm so glad we're raising our kids the right way, by teaching them the maginot line is just a speed bumb, and France can be yours if you truly want it.
IF MY CHILD WANTS FRANCE THEY WILL GET FRANCE!
News guy: Breaking news! Due to a child from Poland in the 21st century… [ Earth has capitulated ]
Most spoken by Taureor:
-order 66
-Shadowpuppet china
- tons and tons of equipement
-REALLY?
And "That's/How Unfortunate"
"[ horrible event far from his country ]? Not our problem."
execute order 66
He used to say "Awww crap"
"But it doesn't really matter" :D
Taureor: “Declare war on Bulgaria. I’m really sorry but I need to take everything”
Italy *sweats nervously*
I kicked Italy out of the axis and invaded them
do you really think you are funny? I mean you really tried
@@manaisinlibrary Are you upset?
@@manaisinlibrary why?
@@manaisinlibrary but he is accordin to u
“Hey son, what should we do?”
“CONQUER THE WORLD AND RULE IT WITH AN IRON FIST!”
“Sounds like a swell idea.”
“And get me some pudding”
"Oh, and don't forget the SKY GERMANS"
Nobody:
Taureor: S K Y G E R M A N S
Wow no replies ok
Had me dying!
It’s raining Germans
@@Ivan_Drago. Parodied
That was the basis of the movie The Rocketeer lol
Kind of a weird challenge, but hear me out :
*The AFK challenge*
I'll leave the larger details entirely up for you to decide on, but here's the general concept.
You'll need to prepare everything - literally, before you go to war.
The moment that the war begins, you must step back from your keyboard and hope that your strategy was planned correctly for you to win the war.
Once a war ends, you may return to your keyboard and plan out the next one.
You may not move troops, engage in production / training of new divisions / trade. You may however move around with your cursor to view the battles taking place.
Reasonable win criteria would be "Defeat the Soviet Union, France, Poland and the UK as Germany", but I'll leave it up to you.
Good Luck!
Remington that sounds good hope he will do it
What about Research and Foci?
I'm not really sure if he should do it, wouldn't it seem a bit boring to watch ?
Depends on the AI and your planning
@@alpacalover0 Maybe he'll still be allowed to do research and foci, just not move or change troops
Taureor: Bulgaria wants to join my faction. Sure, why not?
*starts justifying a war goal on them*
You can join my faction, by becoming my terrority!
as he should
well damn
@@Brann1k at least we are technically united with moesia, morava, dobruja, macedonia and thrace...
Should we invade Britain?
Son: *baby sound*
The United Kingdom has capitulated
A Whole country has fallen just for his son.What an amazing father
The power of "little boy"
Guanxi Zheng LOL
they capitulated due to cuteness overload
Timestamp: 5:44
Paratroopers < SKY GERMANS
No it is right it says paratroopers are less than SKY GERMANS
Trying to beat pewdiepie without vids I did it well, sky Germans are better
Sky Germans < Airyans
What if you wanted to eat your baguette in peace, but Taureor said:
*sky germans*
France: why do I hear boss music
@@voidwalker9746 Britian: Dont worry france ill beat up germany! *few minutes later* OH NOO AaaaaaAaaaaAaaaAAaaaaa
3:06 Sky germans huh?
So dont you mean.....
*_AIRyans?_*
Woah nice.
Wow
Yes
Omg xDDDD
That 1 killed me xDDDD
fffffffffff
Aaaaaay!!!Ay!Ay!Ay!Good one m8.
lmao
"Who would've thought invading Cuba would be so much work?"
-John F. Kennedy, after the Bay of Pigs
More like Kennedy got one of those pink "While you were out of the office" slips on his desk that read: "Dude, we have landed in Cuba, where's that air support you promised?" and Kennedy says "Holy shit, was that today, aw man, I got wasted last night and totally forgot to set my alarm. Woah, I think I'm still drunk, I'll call him back and apologize, I totally spaced on his air support. Man, he's gonna be pissed"
Not to spoil the joke but Kennedy wouldn’t have said this, it would’ve been the CIA. Kennedy refused to support the invasion, but the CIA did it anyway, thinking once it was started he would no choice. He still refused and the invasion quickly fell apart.
Taureor:
Ich bin geschwindigkeit!
(I'm speed!)
Nice google translate
Fractal it’s partially correct. I’m learning German as a third language and Ich bin is I am, but I don’t know about speed because I’m still at the basics
@@Instamine german native speaker here. It is correct.
Its a simple sentence so even google translate would be correct on this one:)
@@Fractal821 lol i learned it from a meme not google translate as google translate will say schnellheid
athe lightz it does not translate into „fastness“. It does translate into „i am speed“ and is a complete correct german sentence. You wouldn’t use this sentence in your daily life, but in the context of the video is completely correct.
The convoys of annexation... they sail in one month and return home with all of a country’s manpower and the treaty acknowledging annexation.
You can run,
you can hide,
BUT YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE THE SKYGERMANS.
Taureor: "Here have some convoys"
Puppet: "Goodbye cruel world..."
Everybody: "Awwww his son sounds so cute."
His son creating a new groundbreaking military strategy: "Am I a joke to you?"
"Bulgaria wants to join my faction, sure."
* Justifies war goal *
"Whoops, sorry." * giggles * "Wrong button!"
* Cancels justification *
This little moment is one of the many reasons I love your channel.
When i first read the title i thought he was just going to order 66 the entire world
That would be awesome
Pls no more 66s unless it's an remote trans ocean power.🤙
But a full 66 ie 66 is the only offensive option would actually be awesome.❤️😁
Edit this 66 only for a global conquest, perhaps there is room for a few vids here, starting from a superpower, then a great power, then a minor state.
But I really do not like cheseey 66 runs against near equivalent powers beside the active country.
Pls pls pls reserve 66 for marine invasion, or do a full 66 only challenge.
Michael Brocklesby theres nothing wrong with 66
@@Michael_Brock why?
@@supercool1312 yeaa
Taureor: Should we attack Britain?
Taureor’s Son: *n*
News: *Baby becomes Polish military strategist*
>no order 66
>world conquest
Someone pinch me, I'm dreaming. Thank you Taureor!
Smash Effectx no u
Lee Lambart you went too far! Apologize or ur reported
@@praisefichtali7832 no u
BerKC get reported for sexually harassing me. You should be ashamed of yourself for saying those words you uncultured swine!
@@praisefichtali7832 If you're looking for the manager, this isnt the place
Taureor: "Paratrooper 1 is a boring name, let's rename it."
Me: "Airyans"
Taureor: "Sky Germans"
Heart: Civil War
why civil war?
i can't get it
Edebî Oyunlar
same
Oh come on really you guys don’t get it? Contrasting ideas= civil war
Hotel:Trivago
I wanted to go to Burger King now, but I think I can forget that now
maybe they have wifi
Burger Führer?
Taureor they actually have so I went here watched your video and now it started to rain. I am still on my way back
@@tjb_6203 that kinda sucks
ShiftedShiftry It sucks Hard but at least I found some shelter
Taureor: Bulgaria wants to join my faction? Suuuure...
**proceeds to justify war goal on Bulgaria**
Squeezey Oops, wrong button :)
Tibet unites China (including Hong Kong and Macau)
Taureor's next challenge was trying to sleep peacefully, his son may be loud, but the cries of Italy after he betrayed them are what really haunt him....
5:41
“What do you think, should we invade Britain?”
“No father, a better strategy would be to invade Italy instead and secure the entire peninsula for potential factory power.”
Taureor: So who should we attack next?
Son: Yes
So that is the backstory to how Germany got the US wolfentsein
13:34 The Great Mind gave his wisdom to you, Taureor.. Just kidding, i hope he grows strong and becomes as cool as you! Keep up the nice clips with love from Bg
Taureor: Let's make some paratroopers and annex France quickly
*_Yeah we all knew it_*
You mean sky Germans
@@ellms1115 sorry my bad S K Y G E R M A N S
Taureror: I hope you enjoyed this little video
Video: Lasts 53 minutes
And 18 seconds
Challenge: Conquer as many countries as possible using *ONLY* Order 66
this video but it takes 20 minutes
47:47 there can only be one world leader with that style mustache.
The calmest voice with the most dictator mind
Taureor: Speed Bum to victory
Dustin: Slow motion to defeat
I'd totally buy a t-shirt that said "Convoys of Annexation"
The war declaration on Argentina generated 573% world tension
i know its been 11 months but holy shit thats record numbers
16:37 “it is May 1937”
I can’t even get the true blitzkrieg achievement what the hell
Make sure to build only military factories and get as much territory for free as possible through focuses, then immediately go for Danzig or War focus, works 100% of the time if you only build military factories.
American Government: Watches video
Taureor: Made 5 Star General the next day
I don’t know why, but this is just something I can relax to.
1. Baby Taureor is an excellent strategist in the making, you should be a proud father.
2. I would absolutely watch the shit out of a relaxed minecraft series of yours, were you to make one.
Thanks for the many hours of entertainment that you've provided, Taureor!
No One:
Taureur: *Asks his son if he is allowed to invade Britain*
"Declare war on Luxemburg and call in allies because their fleets will be useful."
Press [x] to doubt.
X
Taureor: Should we invade Britain?
Baby T: *noises.*
Speech💯
Strategy💯
Adorableness💯
Taureor: what do you think? Should we invade Britain
Baby: *noise*
Hoi4: France has capitulated
I love it when his son is in the video, it's so wholesome
A Taueror Video before bed with some tea is always pleasant! I highly recommend.
I’ll take your word for granted
Annex Italy as Ethiopia 😂
Annex germany as luxemburg before they declare war on the allies.
@@thespanishinquisition4078 Didn't he did that?
Nice profile pic nerd
But is it possible to annex Ethiopia as Italy?
@@pashauzan probably not when he posted this
if only the fuhrer listened to taureors mini general...
Taureor: “Bulgaria wants to join my faction. Sure, why not?”
*Proceeds to justify war goal*
Stolen
At 2:09! Ayyyy, you finally used the hidden feature "Create Empty" template! :P
Taureor JR has a lot of comments on this run.
And boi, hes right
13:24 the best strategist
Taureor: “our war goal is ready”
Also Taureor: “i somehow missed our war goal is ready”
Finally! Ive been waiting for a world conquest from you and now I know what im going to be watching for the next hour
I know you conquered most of France... but at least you didn’t humiliate them by taking their dong
Looks at Brittany
Grid less this made me laugh
Our dong? ^^'
Brest >:))))
This voice can tell me:" You are fired! " and i'm would feeling comfortable.
Notification: You can invite Bulgaria to the faction
Taureor: Sure, why not
*starts justifying in Bulgaria*
Stolen and grammar
germany declaring war on italy was probably the most realistic thing that happened in this video lmao
Taureor: I am speed
Am surprised this is not the most popular comment
Same
I never noticed the hitler stache on Sonic in the thumbnail before just now and it’s the funniest thing
“What do you thinkSwitzerland is not a good target?”
A master strategist, just like his father
I'm just waiting for Paradox to create an achievement like "Just Toureorist" for conquering a world in less than an hour...
"Bulgaria wants to join, cool"
*Justifies on Bulgaria*
Dude, people make multiple episodes that take days to watch to take over the world, you took over the world in less then an hour, you are the greatest hoi4 player.
Taureor: Sir! The Soviets are pushing back! We don’t have enough equipment to hold them, what shall we do?!
Taureor’s son: Do a commando 16...
Taureor: But sir-
Taureor’s son: *DO IT!*
The fun thing is he didn't build any fancy things like tanks, artillery, anti-air or even spoons or shovels.
No. Only guns!
See Adolf? You don't need Wonderweapons.
What i'm wondering is if it is a good idea to play it like this. Like he focuses all his industry on infantry equipment, i didn't even see him do artillery or support equipment
Next Challenge : Conquor the world with Vatican City. I dont care how, just do it.
Not to spoil this but you can’t be Vatican
The Vatican does not exist in HOI4, the smallest country is Luxembourg, which he already did.
@@KageTheDanish San Marino?
@@jadentianero9666 no San Marino either.
Great video once again Polish Boss! Always a good day when you get home from work and get to watch a guy meticulously annihilate the AI
Now this is lebensraum
France: okay the Germans are gonna push through Belgium to get to us. This is gonna be World War One all over again...
Belgium: *UNO REVERSE CARD*
France: *NANI?!*
Make sure you delete this video before the time machine will be create .
haha 😅😅
Taureor: Time to prepare the attack on Italy
One of the general sound affects: huh?
It's truly a world war when Germany declares war on almost everyone.
Hitler: takes a majority of Europe in 6 years
Taureor: takes the world in 53 minutes
Hey taureor, are you going to make a time lapse of you conquering the world? Because that’s something I’ll watch lol
11:11 - "Italian volounteers, do we want Italian volounteers? Not really.. they might mess things up" - Truer words has not been spoken :D
I don't blame you for not wanting to go to Manchester early
Why taureor's voice is so relaxing? It's my third time I try to watch this without falling asleep
Aight, I annexed the world in 1936, January 1st.
The annexing tool is quite efficient, you could say.
When you said “Hindenburg und Ludendorff “ it gave me goosebumps. xD
The HOI3 challange:
Play a country of your choice but you cannot use frontlines, fallback lines or garrison orders.
P.S. No order 66.
looks at maginot line
Nah I’m not going around, IM GOING ABOVE
I wonder if there was a single german left in the army by the game's end.
No, you don’t understand, whenever someone does the manpower trick, recruits suffer a quick metamorphosis, in which they turn white, blonde, and may or may not grow in stature to better suit the German Army. Oh and they shed their original language, too.
@@XochiCh Sounds horrifying
Netherlands in Nazi Europe: "(chuckles) I'm in danger"
"speedrun"
*Video is one of his longest yet*
HOI4 speedrun?
I’m wayyyy down to watch this!
Keep it up!
Me: literally looses to Poland on civilian mode
me: loses to bulgaria on civillian mode
Great video, your son knew the deal. Father like son I guess. Also loved the "you can join the faction .." *justifies* "... Whether you want to or not"
Hitler: We need to get the Sudeten by the end of 1938.
Taureor: Lmao - proceeds to fight the USSR and the US and win*
Amazing job! I love world conquests, thank you for making this video!
I convinced my friend to try this, he finished literally just a month after your time, so close.
Yo do you have a video of it? I’d definitely watch that
@@caedensundberg3304 I do not, unfortunately
Beautiful, I love it. Keep the good work going