Game Journalism Of Thrones (The Jimquisition)

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @U-Flame
    @U-Flame 5 лет назад +352

    "The sirens were perfect!" reminds me that E3 "We nailed it!" moment. Very adorable

    • @JeremyComans
      @JeremyComans 5 лет назад +11

      One of my favourite E3 moments.

  • @futsell
    @futsell 5 лет назад +636

    I legit thought the police sirens were added in the edit as a pre-planned joke.
    But in the end it turned out to be a good random coincidence (happy little accident).
    Well played.

    • @JimSterling
      @JimSterling  5 лет назад +162

      To be fair, in Jackson there is a police siren every ten minutes. The coincidence was bound to happen.

    • @MadManGaming74
      @MadManGaming74 5 лет назад +9

      @@JimSterling very true it's just like that in Memphis where I'm at not to far from Jackson

    • @georgearrivals
      @georgearrivals 5 лет назад +30

      @@JimSterling its just not the south without cop cars and zaxbys chicken

    • @Nathankinamorh
      @Nathankinamorh 5 лет назад +3

      Definitely a stay till the end video. Love it when stuff works perfectly in a take.

    • @ProfessorChaos56
      @ProfessorChaos56 5 лет назад +1

      @@JimSterling It still perfect.

  • @Helmic
    @Helmic 5 лет назад +240

    My favorite part is the shrinking pile of plastic jewels being used, implying Jim hasn't gone out and gotten more and his supply is dwindling as they get lost absolutely everywhere.

    • @BlueDavrial
      @BlueDavrial 5 лет назад +41

      They aren't lost, they're waiting in ambush

    • @JackieTeutch
      @JackieTeutch 5 лет назад +7

      @@BlueDavrial "Plastijewel uses Get in the Way. It's super effective !"

    • @boiledelephant
      @boiledelephant 5 лет назад +8

      We probably don't want to know where some of them have ended up.

    • @tangledfish
      @tangledfish 5 лет назад +9

      @@boiledelephant They're still working their way down through Jim's clothing.

    • @Kreiser_VII
      @Kreiser_VII 5 лет назад +5

      @@tangledfish Yes... His clothing :)

  • @wesleymassey4096
    @wesleymassey4096 5 лет назад +231

    me: I feel like this jewels bit has really ran its course--
    Jim: DID SOMEBODY SAY JEWELS?!
    me: OH HELL YEAH! JEWELS!

  • @HandmadeGoose97
    @HandmadeGoose97 5 лет назад +384

    Jim talks about GOT
    Jim loves jewels
    Dragons are in GOT
    Mythology says Dragons love jewels
    Jim is a Dragon confirmed?!

    • @MrDrTJ
      @MrDrTJ 5 лет назад +12

      He's Dragon his balls over the lame stream media.

    • @CarletonSaw
      @CarletonSaw 5 лет назад +8

      We already knew he was a dragon. This is nothing new. He admitted it publicly and roasted the opposed and then spend all his fat patreon stacks of cash on a horde of boglins to sit on.

    • @Rendo86
      @Rendo86 5 лет назад +3

      this rises many questions, not sexual ones , but rather financial.

    • @GECKman88
      @GECKman88 5 лет назад +2

      OR do Dragons thank god for Jim!?

    • @HandmadeGoose97
      @HandmadeGoose97 5 лет назад +3

      @@GECKman88 of course they do!

  • @FutureDeep
    @FutureDeep 5 лет назад +464

    A golden gloved titan enjoying his jewels.
    I am Jimevitable.

    • @Deathlygunn
      @Deathlygunn 5 лет назад +34

      "And I... Am... Jim Fucking Sterling Son."

    • @HandmadeGoose97
      @HandmadeGoose97 5 лет назад +6

      Perfectly bedazzled, the way things should be

    • @leosolcanonizado4065
      @leosolcanonizado4065 5 лет назад +5

      They could not live with their own failures. And where did that bring them? Back to me.

    • @robertsides3626
      @robertsides3626 5 лет назад +3

      This sounds like the title to an awful Avengers porn spinoff.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 4 года назад

      Jim is gonna snap half of all game publisher executives out of existence. Which will slightly help

  • @AirahsELL
    @AirahsELL 5 лет назад +605

    "A decapitated Ned Stark shoving Daenerys down his neckhole so he could rule Westeros"
    We talking Game of Thrones or Stardust Crusaders?

    • @42Mrgreenman
      @42Mrgreenman 5 лет назад +47

      Oh god, now I'm thinking of stands for GOT characters....

    • @LupineShadowOmega
      @LupineShadowOmega 5 лет назад +15

      Ned Stark guys, Ned Stark. He is the Dio in this reference...

    • @codydaily3807
      @codydaily3807 5 лет назад +1

      For the record he said ned stark not jon snow. Js

    • @wargamingrefugee9065
      @wargamingrefugee9065 5 лет назад +32

      This is a JIM FUCKING STERLING, SON video--it's _Sterdust_ Crusaders!

    • @AirahsELL
      @AirahsELL 5 лет назад +2

      @@codydaily3807 noted and edited.

  • @jordanbiggs5615
    @jordanbiggs5615 5 лет назад +379

    I guess you can say Jim's jewels brings all the milkshakes to the yard.

    • @bobhumplick4213
      @bobhumplick4213 5 лет назад +5

      can anybody tell me what the milkshake thing is from?

    • @strawberryswisher1235
      @strawberryswisher1235 5 лет назад +22

      @@bobhumplick4213 its a reference to uk and us politics. Protesters have begun to protest controversial alt- right and far right political figures by throwing milkshakes at then.

    • @bobhumplick4213
      @bobhumplick4213 5 лет назад +3

      @@strawberryswisher1235 cool thanks. dont follow politics. or at least try not to if i dont have too

    • @strawberryswisher1235
      @strawberryswisher1235 5 лет назад +9

      @@bobhumplick4213 i dont blame you lol its a shitshow right now. Personally im a masochist so i try and stay informed

    • @HandmadeGoose97
      @HandmadeGoose97 5 лет назад +3

      Damn straight, their better then yours!

  • @WyldeTripKY
    @WyldeTripKY 5 лет назад +385

    Imagine the coverage we'll get from these guys when The Witcher debuts on Netflix later this Fall.

    • @TheW4rheart
      @TheW4rheart 5 лет назад +42

      Technically closer to Games than GoT.

    • @Dwavenhobble
      @Dwavenhobble 5 лет назад +28

      yup "Whiny racist Manbabies upset at The Witcher Netflix series" is a likely one.

    • @krabparrot5724
      @krabparrot5724 5 лет назад

      Oh no

    • @GeloKuhsang
      @GeloKuhsang 5 лет назад +19

      It’s gonna be such shitshow

    • @braydoxastora5584
      @braydoxastora5584 5 лет назад +3

      @Dave Sergio they fixed ciri some other characters have been hit by the bame hammer though

  • @scrublordsamurai2353
    @scrublordsamurai2353 5 лет назад +68

    "Street Sharks of the world unite! For you have nothing to lose but your chains!" - Karl Sharx

  • @wilnaught8584
    @wilnaught8584 5 лет назад +1548

    You're very brave to take a milkshake like that. Have you considered running for office?

    • @stingerjohnny9951
      @stingerjohnny9951 5 лет назад +13

      Wil Naught yep he’s running for president with his VP Milk

    • @user-vs6oe8fl3m
      @user-vs6oe8fl3m 5 лет назад +39

      I've heard he is joining UKIP

    • @fillosof66689
      @fillosof66689 5 лет назад +27

      Pretty sure he can't outclown Boris Johnson. Meanwhile, both Labor in UK and Democrats in US already have their quota of barely economically literate socialists all filled up. Maybe next time.
      I for one would vote for Jimbo going back to UK for this, cause their Parliament hearings would fit his perdona like a glove

    • @davidulanovsky8943
      @davidulanovsky8943 5 лет назад +17

      Nicholas van Rijn Not a fucking centrist, anything but a centrist.

    • @TheRiggz666
      @TheRiggz666 5 лет назад +8

      Lactose to Intolerance

  • @ponchowizard5182
    @ponchowizard5182 5 лет назад +437

    What does any of this have to do with Boglins Jim?
    Where is our Boglin content Jim?

    • @XanCrews
      @XanCrews 5 лет назад +17

      I miss his silly content so much... I wish it were viable.

    • @Khadharphak
      @Khadharphak 5 лет назад +29

      It's setting up for Game of Boglins, a new HBO drama made by Jim where boglins must battle each other with pogs to win the J E W E L S

    • @23Scadu
      @23Scadu 5 лет назад +22

      Yeah, I hate how he often strays into subjects like video games just to get views. I'm here for the Boglins and politics, dammit!

    • @DeoMachina
      @DeoMachina 5 лет назад +6

      BOGLINS OR RIOT

    • @rodrolliv
      @rodrolliv 5 лет назад +1

      It's all jewels from now on.

  • @bindair_dundat
    @bindair_dundat 5 лет назад +477

    Woman: "What are you watching?"
    Me: "Just some skeleton fondling his jewels."
    *awkward silence*

  • @callmecallender2983
    @callmecallender2983 5 лет назад +76

    Just want to share the RUclips captions turned
    'Jimquisition Awards' into
    'Gym Quiz Asian Awards' and I've never laughed so hard at subtitles

    • @stevethepocket
      @stevethepocket 5 лет назад +1

      Sounds like something Jim would flash up on screen while saying that as a joke.
      Actually that's more of a Zero Punctuation style gag, I guess.

  • @varityboba67
    @varityboba67 5 лет назад +119

    Jim: remember when MTV played music?
    Me: Aw shit, here we go again.

  • @PeterComputerino
    @PeterComputerino 5 лет назад +293

    Cockarina of Slime.
    ....christ jim how did we get here

    • @Healermain15
      @Healermain15 5 лет назад +28

      You were already here. You just hadn't realized it yet.

    • @cornflakeshumunculus8373
      @cornflakeshumunculus8373 5 лет назад +9

      I’d give that Zelda game a 7/10 still

    • @Red_Lanterns_Rage
      @Red_Lanterns_Rage 5 лет назад +1

      well, we took the 215 to 5'th street where the crack pushers work and........
      oh wrong story.....
      this smartass response supported by the Red Lantern Corps
      Red Lantern, We'll Burn you all..........eventually

    • @kinryuten
      @kinryuten 5 лет назад

      Not enough unsee juice in the world

    • @HandmadeGoose97
      @HandmadeGoose97 5 лет назад

      I'm just wondering how we didn't get here sooner

  • @InquisitorThomas
    @InquisitorThomas 5 лет назад +211

    That opening was the Original Post Credit Scene of Avengers Infinity Wars.

    • @cecollins68
      @cecollins68 5 лет назад

      Lol now I have a permanent image of a fat fruity Thanos playing with jewels in my head thanks.

  • @hiddenbutdeadly
    @hiddenbutdeadly 5 лет назад +124

    OHHHHH..is this a Video?
    (R.I.P Richard Twat (Rik Mayall)

    • @alexjaybrady
      @alexjaybrady 5 лет назад +1

      And the kids will say: "Haven't you heard? Rik is dead! The People's Poet is dead!

  • @suddenllybah
    @suddenllybah 5 лет назад +57

    ... I really like that you admit that pivoting to video is what you did.
    Chasing trends can work, and honestly, at least in terms of engagement, it works pretty well.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 4 года назад +1

      It all depends if you can be as charismatic in a video as you are in your writing.

  • @mistershiv42
    @mistershiv42 5 лет назад +19

    8:21
    "See?! That's game journalism! HA!!!!"
    Never change, Jim.

  • @SakuraAvalon
    @SakuraAvalon 5 лет назад +165

    *Watching the opening* Can't believe Jim got a sneak preview of Asylum's take on Avengers Infinity War.

    • @LadyBernkastel92
      @LadyBernkastel92 5 лет назад +17

      If asylum made an infinity war knock off with Jim as Thanos, but instead of talking about balance he just yells "Jeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwlllllllllles" at the heroes while beating them up, I'd actually pay money to own an asylum movie.

    • @GhengisJohn
      @GhengisJohn 5 лет назад

      Nice Akko avatar!

    • @SakuraAvalon
      @SakuraAvalon 5 лет назад +1

      LadyBernkastel92 You're not alone.

    • @SakuraAvalon
      @SakuraAvalon 5 лет назад

      GhengisJohn Thank you!

  • @Poctyk
    @Poctyk 5 лет назад +80

    >Cockarina of slime
    Sounds like a great spin-off to MGQ

  • @Starman_Dx
    @Starman_Dx 5 лет назад +40

    Jeeeewwwweeeelllllssss Sterling at it again. Another real gem.
    JEEEEEWWWWWWEEEEEELLLLLSSSS

  • @souLreav0r
    @souLreav0r 5 лет назад +11

    The games being played in this Jimquisition are Lapis x Labyrinth and Game of Thrones (2012)

  • @GeekOfArabia
    @GeekOfArabia 5 лет назад +27

    Rik: "OOo, have we got a video?"
    Vyvian: *rolling eyes* "YES, WE'VE GOT A VIDEO!"
    The Young Ones clip made my entire day, Thank you!

    • @janicechristiedenton0451
      @janicechristiedenton0451 5 лет назад +1

      'Jiiiim, have we got a video?'
      'Right, come this way Melinda...'

    • @skepticalbadger
      @skepticalbadger 5 лет назад +1

      Came here to say the same :)

    • @TheOziasmidwinter
      @TheOziasmidwinter 5 лет назад +2

      RICK: You listen here, young man. You're going straight up to Neil's room, you're gonna pull the planks off the door, go into your own bedroom, and nail yourself in! And.... What do you mean you're not going to bed tonight?
      VYVYAN: Michael and I are going to indulge in an all night orgy of sex and violence!
      RICK: What, in the drawing room?
      VYVYAN: Yeah. First we're going to have sex with the Headless Corpse and the Virgin Astronaut.
      RICK: Ugh!. Won't the carpet get awfully sticky?
      VYVYAN: It's a video nasty!!!
      RICK: [mockingly; still not understanding yet] It's a CARPET, farty!!

  • @CarlNiemi
    @CarlNiemi 5 лет назад +39

    That WAS the most perfect timing indeed, holy crap

  • @siresorb1419
    @siresorb1419 5 лет назад +463

    A golden glove and several different colored jewels.
    Marvel: Aww shit, here we go again...

    • @QuantumParticle
      @QuantumParticle 5 лет назад +38

      Does that mean he'll eliminate half of all games with microtransactions?

    • @morphiuszx3438
      @morphiuszx3438 5 лет назад +3

      Were those even real jewels?

    • @ianmaxfield549
      @ianmaxfield549 5 лет назад +5

      @@morphiuszx3438 No lmao

    • @siresorb1419
      @siresorb1419 5 лет назад +6

      @@morphiuszx3438 they're called finity stones...

    • @Minuit_Monstre
      @Minuit_Monstre 5 лет назад +10

      @@QuantumParticle eliminate half of steam's shovelware

  • @justincorn8030
    @justincorn8030 5 лет назад +225

    in the intro you sounded like a highschooler withdrawing from ecigs

    • @tetrahedron_in_space
      @tetrahedron_in_space 5 лет назад +1

      Justin Corn exactly what I thought, I wasn’t looking at the screen and I thought the rustling sound was a bunch of juul pods lol

    • @Malicos
      @Malicos 5 лет назад

      We got 'em boys. Now go get more.

  • @MegaHellstrike
    @MegaHellstrike 5 лет назад +36

    "Amazing Top 10 theories on why Game of Thrones and Fortnite share the same universe"

    • @doubtfulguest5450
      @doubtfulguest5450 5 лет назад +2

      This OP is currently 2 days old, with 6 likes and no replies.
      RUclips has, in it's infinite wisdom, decided to class this OP as a "top comment" and placed it in amongst those which are also 2 days old but have hundreds of likes and dozens of replies.
      Because logic, that's why. Disagree? DEMONETISED AND SHADOWB&.
      Not even bashing the OP - it's a fine comment, but the numbers are the numbers and I can't be the only person who remembers when reality was objective..

  • @XainRussell
    @XainRussell 5 лет назад +47

    That absolutely perfect timing with the sirens in the opening had me DYING! XD

  • @overwatch1774
    @overwatch1774 5 лет назад +44

    2:50 never thought I would see an Ultimate Showdown reference on The Jimquisition.

    • @JimSterling
      @JimSterling  5 лет назад +18

      It was the show's ultimate destiny.

    • @evillecaston
      @evillecaston 5 лет назад +1

      Never thought I would see General Briggs again. What a strange day!

  • @-DeScruff
    @-DeScruff 5 лет назад +20

    Wow those sirens seriously had the absolute most perfect timing.

  • @matthewj.szpirglas9176
    @matthewj.szpirglas9176 5 лет назад +54

    Your "tenuous Link" pic deserves a Nobel prize (2:50ish)

    • @CiaphasKirby
      @CiaphasKirby 5 лет назад +3

      Thank you for providing a timestamp to what you're referring to instead of just assuming either people will remember a video perfectly or read your comment right as they get to that part.

  • @medes5597
    @medes5597 5 лет назад +39

    Remember a few years ago when Facebook encouraged its biggest media content clients to pivot to video? Facebook contacted several companies that had articles and/or other content that was among the most widely shared on Facebook. Facebook presented these companies with data showing that video had a far higher engagement than text, that 60% of people sit and watch any video that shows up on their newsfeed, telling these companies that while it will be more time consuming to produce and cost more money to make video content, they'll actually _make more money_ because engagement is so much higher on videos which means not only do more people see them, but their base pay rate for advertising is much higher on videos and Facebook told these companies that if they made the switch to video content immediately Facebook would give them a special, higher rate split for a year (90/10 to you, instead of Facebook usual which is between 60/40 and 80/20 to you), the best rate they've ever offered on advertising.
    Well. One of the companies Facebook targeted with this offer was Cracked.com whose articles were *by far* the most shared content in the 18-35, college educated Male category, a really _really_ popular category with advertisers. Facebook convinced Cracked to take all their regular writers and make them into full time video content producers making the same kind of content but just in video form.
    Long story short, Facebook had lied and exaggerated their numbers in order to get video content for their platform so they could pivot Instagram into a RUclips close and then possibly inciude such content with a premium subscription later down the line. Cracked.com lost over 1/2 it's monthly revenue by switching to video and then lost even more when Facebook cancelled their special rate. Ultimately everyone at Cracked.com lost their job as the site had to be sold to clear its debts.
    Facebook had exaggerated its video engagement by 800 - 2,000% and are currently in the middle of lawsuit about their tactics during this period.
    (also, Cody Johnston's _Some More News_ is a continuation of his old Cracked.com video show and its amazing please watch it thank you)

    • @StrazdasLT
      @StrazdasLT 5 лет назад

      Well, i mean, its not like loosing cracked is a great loss, the site was never any good to begin with.

    • @alexthering6615
      @alexthering6615 4 года назад +2

      i miss old cracked. wish they didn't do the change. I go to crack BECAUSE of its articles not because of their videos. Good thing I stopped going there when I noticed a drop in quality.

  • @jellyfishjones4741
    @jellyfishjones4741 5 лет назад +40

    Jim: "tenuous link"
    *shows a picture of Link*
    Fitting.

  • @DM-Raven
    @DM-Raven 5 лет назад +106

    You're such a weirdo Jim, but that's why I love you.

    • @m_s7155
      @m_s7155 5 лет назад +2

      for sure! lol :D

    • @CabezasDePescado
      @CabezasDePescado 5 лет назад

      The way he "speaks" through the photos he puts along with what he says is genius in how he can transmit us what he express

    • @nickjones9867
      @nickjones9867 5 лет назад

      Literally just posted almost the same thing word for word.
      Love that weirdo.

  • @freefire86
    @freefire86 5 лет назад +6

    "Remember when MTV used to play music?" is so nostalgic for me cause it was brought up so much a decade ago.
    Also I think the reason channels on youtube benefit more for being dedicated to one subject is because there's just SO MUCH on this site now that it's kind of like an internet within the internet that's solely dedicated to videos, and each channel is sort of like a website in itself.

  • @Hornswroggle
    @Hornswroggle 5 лет назад +91

    Sometimes Life gives you Lemons....
    Sometimes it gives you the perfect requisites for a video intro
    Thank God for Life

    • @nemtudom5074
      @nemtudom5074 5 лет назад

      And sometimes life gives you *JEWELS*, that get into every nook and cranny of your coat.

    • @MathewHaswell
      @MathewHaswell 5 лет назад +1

      "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! Get mad!" - Cave Johnson, Portal 2

  • @destati_yoga
    @destati_yoga 5 лет назад +61

    This felt like a love letter to a past lover, not what I was expecting, but loved it. Awsome job Jim, thank God for you!

  • @allihavearepasta-basedthou2890
    @allihavearepasta-basedthou2890 5 лет назад +12

    I had finally erased Lost from my memory. Thank(God)s, Jim, for dragging it back into my mind.

  • @spork8655
    @spork8655 5 лет назад +88

    I'm looking forward to never having to hear about Game of Thrones again.

    • @fallout0624
      @fallout0624 5 лет назад +7

      You mean we're finally free

    • @tehbeernerd
      @tehbeernerd 5 лет назад +18

      Got some bad news for you, friend

    • @Hydrophobicfish
      @Hydrophobicfish 5 лет назад +8

      Have I got some bad news for you... they're working on not one, not two, but at least three game of thrones spinoffs.
      Your days of hearing that title are far from over.

    • @yashkaushik6116
      @yashkaushik6116 5 лет назад +5

      @@Hydrophobicfish but those spinoffs will never achieve the same hype level as GOT. So I am glad that I don't have to deal with madness. GOT madness was a phase and it is gone now, no matter how many spinoffs, it happens with every other show and series. There will be more movies in MCU but none will have the same build up and hype as End game around it for anytime soon. So yeah! It's a still good that GOT is over

    • @ΈκτοραςΕλευθεριάδης
      @ΈκτοραςΕλευθεριάδης 5 лет назад +3

      As a huge game of thrones i agree i am sick and tired watching people arguing over the finally . Is over people just let it rest

  • @inquisitor1333
    @inquisitor1333 5 лет назад +133

    Kotaku would be nothing without Jason Schreier

    • @JernauMoratGurgeh
      @JernauMoratGurgeh 5 лет назад +27

      Jason Schreier only has the insider access he has from being a mouthpiece for much of his career.

    • @Shtoops
      @Shtoops 5 лет назад +9

      Yeah, he kinda carries the site.

    • @aries4378
      @aries4378 5 лет назад +29

      Arusiek90 that’s not an actual thing, but nice try. BTW...bringing politics into a conversation that isn’t political? SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!

    • @iseeundeadpeople9
      @iseeundeadpeople9 5 лет назад +48

      @Arusiek90 Trump is a terrible president. That statement is not in any way controversial, kid.

    • @Vashetrockner
      @Vashetrockner 5 лет назад +3

      I also would add Tim rogers's satire videos. The last two were mindblowingly good!

  • @Gwunhar
    @Gwunhar 5 лет назад +7

    For what it's worth I love your positive content. Lapis x Labyrinth and Yoshi's Crafted World reviews were just...really nice. Much like the games themselves.

  • @ChumblesMumbles
    @ChumblesMumbles 5 лет назад +5

    Kudos for managing to work in a clip of "The Young Ones" in a completely relevant way.

  • @ClementJ64
    @ClementJ64 5 лет назад +5

    Even games got the treatment with niche channels changing the formula. A lot of us grew up with G4 TV. And that was only about games.....till it wasn't. Then it was running Cops and Ninja Warrior and Cheaters and all this stuff that replaced what we came to watch in the first place. Plus the internet made it less relevant but yeah.

  • @DeadWhiteButterflies
    @DeadWhiteButterflies 5 лет назад +35

    You definitely get +1 respect for referencing The Young Ones.

  • @theboredengineer2612
    @theboredengineer2612 5 лет назад +51

    I can't believe your discussion of the homogenization and downfall of cable TV channels didn't include any mention of G4.

    • @Crasson08
      @Crasson08 5 лет назад

      We wouldn't have Olivia Munn otherwise

    • @FloodclawKupo
      @FloodclawKupo 5 лет назад +4

      What are you talking about, I love Cheaters and Cops!

    • @trevorlanclos6566
      @trevorlanclos6566 5 лет назад

      That's not far back enough. I remember when that was called Tech TV.

  • @benedictrogers1478
    @benedictrogers1478 5 лет назад +85

    Jim, referencing UK politics? Well call me a European Election if that's not a rare site!

    • @duncanshepherd1631
      @duncanshepherd1631 5 лет назад

      I mean, he was born in the UK...

    • @benedictrogers1478
      @benedictrogers1478 5 лет назад +3

      @@duncanshepherd1631 did anybody tell you about explaining the joke?

    • @duncanshepherd1631
      @duncanshepherd1631 5 лет назад +7

      @@benedictrogers1478 Sorry, where was the joke?

    • @Cloud_Seeker
      @Cloud_Seeker 5 лет назад

      @@benedictrogers1478 You are not making a joke here bud. But he is also in the traddion of normalizing violence towards people you have a political disagreement with. Not sure if you heard but Antifa are now adding cement to the milkshakes which makes them corrosive and a for of acid attack. But isn't it funny? Just having people getting acid in their face and beaten without the police doing anything about it. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! Just so funny.

    • @Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat
      @Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat 3 года назад

      @@Cloud_Seeker that has never happened and you would know it if you read anything about the milkshake thing that wasn't written by the cops.
      Respond if you feel the need, I turned off reply notifications like 2 months ago because I was spending way too much time on it. I won't see any response you make.

  • @300IQPrower
    @300IQPrower 4 года назад +2

    I will never not be amazed by Jim’s improv reaction time to the sirens at the start, there was zero hesitation which makes it so much funnier and it’s why it’s one of my favorite openings in this show’s history

  • @alexohkay
    @alexohkay 5 лет назад +28

    PushingUpRoses is a good example of a content creator branching out and talking about things that are not necessarily games.

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 5 лет назад +6

      She doesn't seem to be branching out so much as planting an entirely different tree. She does two kinds of videos, games and Murder: She Wrote. Not hating I like that channel.

    • @TheLastComa
      @TheLastComa 5 лет назад +2

      I've always liked her and people like LGR. Not just because they're my age, but because they also get a bit more personal with their backgrounds with the content they cover..its alot more relatable and much easier to get why something else might be so important to someone.

    • @aadlersberg
      @aadlersberg 5 лет назад +1

      Wait she does videogames? I seriously only watch her for Murder she wrote. And I'm not being sarcastic...and now realize how sad that sounds

    • @theespatier4456
      @theespatier4456 5 лет назад

      shaydee313 Why is this not OK when entertainment websites do it, but OK when RUclipsrs do it?

  • @DawryMike
    @DawryMike 5 лет назад +84

    Kojima should've been on the Iron Throne

  • @FelixIakhos
    @FelixIakhos 5 лет назад +13

    That laugh at 0:08 matches Voldemort's laugh after pronouncing Harry Potters laugh almost perfectly

  • @salsatheone
    @salsatheone 5 лет назад +3

    Thanks for making me Google "milkshake back in the bus" to figure out what the joke was about. I don't regret it, well worth the search.

  • @MrMind5
    @MrMind5 5 лет назад +17

    I still remember MTV being Music TV, and mine is probably the last generation who will.

    • @technopoptart
      @technopoptart 5 лет назад +3

      dude, it just made me feel weird watching it happen, i was there and i still cannot say exactly when it went from 'one more tv show one less block of music' to just being tv shows
      assuredly though without it i wouldn't have a fondness for pink or foofighters or the eurythmics so at least it was grand while it was still around

  • @OnDavidsBrain
    @OnDavidsBrain 5 лет назад +81

    1:02 My milkshake brings all the boys in blue to the yard.

    • @JohnnyThousand605
      @JohnnyThousand605 5 лет назад +3

      My milkshake drives all the boys from the yard...

    • @marlonyo
      @marlonyo 5 лет назад +3

      my right wing bring all the milkshakes to the yard

    • @DogratDavis
      @DogratDavis 5 лет назад +3

      @@marlonyo Imagine throwing milkshakes because you can't win a political argument lol
      The left are literal children

    • @shis1988
      @shis1988 5 лет назад +3

      @@DogratDavis imagine if we were like the right wing.
      It'd be the holocaust.

    • @abloogywoogywoo
      @abloogywoogywoo 5 лет назад

      @@DogratDavis Well, the attacker is a soyboy, soooo...

  • @jeremyvanauken5011
    @jeremyvanauken5011 5 лет назад +8

    0:00-0:14 Me when my new D&D dice sets arrive.

  • @LazyLee
    @LazyLee 5 лет назад +12

    The moral of the story is watch Jim’s positive videos

  • @wyvernlord23
    @wyvernlord23 5 лет назад +3

    I love how everyone missed the Voldemort laugh n the JEEEWWWWEEELLLSSSS opening.

  • @xanderellem3646
    @xanderellem3646 5 лет назад +3

    "Thank god for me, but for what?!"
    For fighting the good fight, for always calling the games industry on their bullshit and delivering praise when it's deserved and making insightful and entertaining videos on both specific games and the industry at large.

  • @crazykobold1644
    @crazykobold1644 5 лет назад +17

    10/10 for including the Young Ones clip!

  • @SeriousPan
    @SeriousPan 5 лет назад +8

    I'm so happy to see The Young Ones used like this.

  • @nonenothingnull
    @nonenothingnull 5 лет назад +32

    Don't spoil me GoT, I haven't even seen S1E1

    • @Lazarou101
      @Lazarou101 5 лет назад +6

      Don't bother, it gets extremely disappointing

    • @Matazuma
      @Matazuma 5 лет назад +6

      Ser pounce becomes king!

    • @Stolaz83
      @Stolaz83 5 лет назад +1

      I'm watching the first episodes today myself.

    • @blackwolfrules56
      @blackwolfrules56 5 лет назад +2

      @@Matazuma dude, don't tell him! That's the best twist of series.

    • @QJ89
      @QJ89 5 лет назад +1

      SPOILER:
      Ed Stark returning from the dead as a White Walker? I could see it!
      For the record, I haven't watched past Season 3. Fuck you for killing them off!

  • @EternalYoshi
    @EternalYoshi 5 лет назад +1

    The part where you were talk about Television channels applies to G4/Tech TV so hard.
    Also, there was one point where even the Cartoon Network in 2009 was trying to go down a very similar path but it didn't pan out.

  • @ThaBukkakeCatapult
    @ThaBukkakeCatapult 5 лет назад +20

    Right you are Jim old boy.
    Love from Finland. 2019

  • @ghalleonorez
    @ghalleonorez 5 лет назад +17

    Holy shit, did we just hear Justin? =p

  • @activatewindows2305
    @activatewindows2305 5 лет назад +5

    I miss the old History Channel so much. 70% of its content was war documentaries and I'd just let it run in the background all day. Now though....sigh, it just makes me sad.

    • @SixDeadMice
      @SixDeadMice 5 лет назад

      Don't you want to learn the history of the ancient ones though? (I'm joking if it wasn't obvious.)

    • @Brandon210-q4n
      @Brandon210-q4n 5 лет назад

      @@SixDeadMice Don't get me wrong, ancient history is fascinating (I'm a sucker for a good documentary on the Roman Empire), but HC just isn't really treating it with a lot of respect anymore.

  • @RemingtonDean
    @RemingtonDean 5 лет назад +25

    "The subject of this topic?" Well at least you're self-aware about it, haha

  • @CazTheGamerGuy
    @CazTheGamerGuy 5 лет назад +7

    Well that's enough from me. I've got to get back to JEWELS that looks like an apple on prom night.

  • @beufis6979
    @beufis6979 5 лет назад +3

    I should mention I love your positive stuff too, but sometimes miss it when there isn't a little Jim in the corner or big yellow text.
    When I'm looking through my sub box my reptile brain tends to focus on recognizable images like the Jimquisition banner.

  • @ianemory5800
    @ianemory5800 5 лет назад +32

    The interesting thing is that it's not just game journalists it's everyone. Content creators dropping 30 minute videos rewriting every episode

    • @JustaGuy_Gaming
      @JustaGuy_Gaming 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah I remember when Angry Joe started to do reveiws about GoT. I mean wow started as a video games creator... moved to Movie reviews and Trailer Reactions. Now TV show comments? Say it ain't so Joe, say it ain't so!

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 5 лет назад +8

      @@JustaGuy_Gaming kinda like how jim went from game reviews, to boglins and pogs, to wrestling, etc.
      i mean, if you create one type of content, you should not be allowed to create other content! /s

    • @JustaGuy_Gaming
      @JustaGuy_Gaming 5 лет назад +4

      @@thomasjenkins7506 Eh I think it's more of how I and others don't think Joe's other content is all that good and juts a lazy cash grab for the easiest click bait possible. All the while he was putting forward crowd funding campaigns for new equipment and such at the time.
      His main channel draw of game reviews also suffered for a long time, some might say they still suffer. I am not saying people can't change their content, but you have to be able to accept the obvious back lash and viewer dissatisfaction if you do so.
      Angry Joe is pretty close to being like MTV, a video game channel that doesn't review video games.

    • @Peasham
      @Peasham 5 лет назад +4

      @@thomasjenkins7506 Joe's non-game reviews would be fine if he wasn't a horrible reviewer.

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 5 лет назад

      @@Peasham that's how i feel every time jim opens his mouth about capitalism. it'd be fine if he had a single clue what he was talking about.

  • @CrossfacePanda
    @CrossfacePanda 5 лет назад +28

    That ad-lib when the police sirens sounded 👌

    • @chancekahle2214
      @chancekahle2214 5 лет назад +2

      I'm pretty sure that was part of the script, as he was mocking Nigel Farage hiding on his bus from protesters armed with milkshakes.

    • @CrossfacePanda
      @CrossfacePanda 5 лет назад +2

      Chance Kahle Oh, I had no idea. Don’t really follow that kind of stuff. Thanks for the context.
      So I guess the siren was put in in post then. Well done in that case, as it didn’t sound edited in at all to me, and Jim looked like his brain was scrambling for a second on whether to just reshoot the whole thing or go with it. Heck, for all we know the siren was real, but when forced to improvise he was quick witted enough to come up with something that actually made sense with the rest of the segment. But yeah, I can totally see it all being planned now.

    • @chancekahle2214
      @chancekahle2214 5 лет назад +1

      @@CrossfacePanda He says in a blooper at the end of the video that the siren was a lucky coincidence.

  • @tartoflan
    @tartoflan 5 лет назад +5

    The real Game Journalism was all the perfect timings we encountered along the way

  • @walkerpierce5446
    @walkerpierce5446 5 лет назад +1

    11:34 DANG! Classic RUclips!! I want that as a theme option.

  • @Spectrulus
    @Spectrulus 5 лет назад +2

    Thank you for the little bit at the end of the episode! For what it's worth I appreciate the positive videos you make too.

  • @kirikei
    @kirikei 5 лет назад +9

    the perseverance and determinism of this chubby guy fills me with joy

    • @Theo_Caro
      @Theo_Caro 5 лет назад +1

      Determinism does not mean what you think it does mate.

    • @KyleRichter34
      @KyleRichter34 5 лет назад

      @@Theo_Caro Maybe he meant that because we thank god for Jim. All Jim's actions are controlled by god. :P

  • @mightylink65
    @mightylink65 5 лет назад +47

    I've been drinking that Link Juice for years **tap** cheers!

  • @mjc0961
    @mjc0961 5 лет назад +18

    I forgot today was Monday. Thank god for Jim!

    • @VinWeasel113
      @VinWeasel113 5 лет назад

      That feel when you measure week long cycles through Jimquisition uploads.

    • @Dragonfury3000
      @Dragonfury3000 5 лет назад

      Thanks for remind me today is monday fuckwit

  • @permeus2nd
    @permeus2nd 5 лет назад +2

    2:12 i find this statement quite funny considering that's exactly when most of these sites do each week.

  • @gamerskater17
    @gamerskater17 5 лет назад +13

    You should make an infinity gauntlet with all the JeWeLs you've got

  • @Nimicry
    @Nimicry 5 лет назад +100

    The Milkshake bit was glorious

    • @sneakyamdal
      @sneakyamdal 5 лет назад +7

      i was howling, that was so unexpected xD

    • @jshadowhunter
      @jshadowhunter 5 лет назад +4

      Milkshake Gang would agree. Every time it happens to them it's a sign that the opponent has lost.

    • @Infernal460
      @Infernal460 5 лет назад

      Shoot the scum bag who threw it.

    • @c1audius
      @c1audius 5 лет назад +2

      Nimicry Just goes to illustrate that the British public were more concerned with GOT ending than Brexit.

    • @user-vs6oe8fl3m
      @user-vs6oe8fl3m 5 лет назад +21

      @@Infernal460 Milkshakes are deadly, Nigel Farage almost died from the wounds

  • @RustyShackleford101
    @RustyShackleford101 5 лет назад +5

    I would pay good money for a whole series about Queen-Headed Gurgle Man

  • @VileVamp
    @VileVamp 5 лет назад +20

    Is it bad that I instantly recognized the Voldemort laugh in the intro?

  • @ChrisJohannsen
    @ChrisJohannsen 5 лет назад +1

    I don't even play video games anymore but still subscribe to you because of videos like this. Good content is good content

  • @sonofhades57
    @sonofhades57 5 лет назад +4

    To be fair, I have been wanting to see Jim play with his jewels on camera.

  • @bobbobbing4220
    @bobbobbing4220 5 лет назад +12

    jim sterling, one half art house production, the other half journalism

  • @Ellthom
    @Ellthom 5 лет назад +61

    Jim getting milkshake thrown at him? Did someone mistake you for Nigel Farage?

    • @SidheKnight
      @SidheKnight 5 лет назад +4

      Maybe they saw his attire and thought he was the dictator from V For Vendetta. Hell, his show is even called The _Jimquisition_

  • @nextgencowboy
    @nextgencowboy 5 лет назад +4

    I would say, "only in gaming can the consumer being screwed over, taken advantage of, manipulated and squeezed dry constitute faux controversy", but that isn't true. It is still controversial, and worth discussing, unless one wants to let publishers, devs, and shareholders be as greedy as they want. Or, of course, one has some incentive not to rock the boat too hard.
    People have their jobs, and sometimes that means not being allowed to call out BS. But to actively defend it, you better be getting paid for that at least.

    • @Gordoniron
      @Gordoniron 5 лет назад

      Bootlicking is generally required at front facing jobs, but that isn't just the "way it is" there is coercive pressures with the fundamentals with which out society functions, and it's messed up, and helps produce this highly commercialized internet, and media more generally, which creates hype, click bait, and low substance content wich can be pumped out to placate the all mighty algorithm which is intern tweaked and controlled by unaccountable mega corps (Google, and Apple being key examples) which get major role is deciding what is worthy content.

  • @PoopaPapaPalpatine
    @PoopaPapaPalpatine 5 лет назад +9

    I actually enjoy Boglinwatch. Make more Boglinwatch, please.

  • @captainforrix956
    @captainforrix956 5 лет назад +3

    Gold Glove, covered in jewels.
    Does Killer Mike know you're stealing their guff?

  • @mossy40k
    @mossy40k 5 лет назад +22

    Jim's milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
    And they're like,
    Its better than yours,
    Damn right its better than yours,
    He can teach you,
    But He'd have to charge...
    *_Throws money_*

  • @BornDepressed
    @BornDepressed 5 лет назад +6

    Good on you for using the Young Ones.

  • @Skullgrin.
    @Skullgrin. 5 лет назад +5

    WHOA WAIT WAS THAT A CLIP FROM MY FAVOURITE EPISODE OF THE YOUNG ONES??

  • @NimhLabs
    @NimhLabs 5 лет назад +9

    I loved how Tyrian shrunk down and climb up Daenyris butt and expanded--and then shot JR.
    Oh right... spoilers for Lost: End Game.

  • @Samarai-hf9si
    @Samarai-hf9si 5 лет назад +3

    >sees jewels in the intro
    Oh no, I can already feel Jim's feet hurting.

  • @bgbg5376
    @bgbg5376 5 лет назад +4

    Jim owns all the infinity stones and this is how he chooses to use them...
    Thanos would be proud

  • @YouDonkeyfu
    @YouDonkeyfu 5 лет назад +4

    one of these days, jim will pick up those jewels.
    Till then, this is gonna be our intro forever and i am fine with it :D

    • @superblahblah666
      @superblahblah666 5 лет назад

      just buys more jewels off amazon each take. Floor is covered in them at this point.

  • @JoseRS1186
    @JoseRS1186 5 лет назад +5

    Didn't MTV have a Game of Thrones show?
    EDIT: YUP!
    The Shannara Chronicles!

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @andrebrynkus2055
      @andrebrynkus2055 5 лет назад

      I tried to give that one a chance but it was really hurt by the fact that almost every character under 30 was cast with a dead eyed model that was clearly chosen because they were pretty instead of their talent.
      So it left the bulk of the show hanging on underused John Rhys Davies and Manu Bennett.

  • @shinjutsu2773
    @shinjutsu2773 5 лет назад

    That voldemordt laugh at the beginning was almost one to one out of the movie xD And yep, that Siren was pretty much perfectly timed xD Watch out Jim. They are onto ya!

  • @procrastinatinggamer
    @procrastinatinggamer 5 лет назад

    Okay, I have to give props to that visual pun for when you said "nakedly transparent". That was brilliant.

  • @jameswhite3799
    @jameswhite3799 5 лет назад +6

    Video starts...
    Me: When did Jim learn to Hulk-out?